Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Poop

I'm looking forward to that scene in the Fighter movie where Amy Adams fights the other chicks.

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Beth said...

I can't believe there aren't a ton of comments yet with such an inspirational and in-depth post.

Beth said...

And I do realize that later Tem will make his post more than 1 sentence and that my 1st comment will then make no sense.

El Padrino said...

which is perfect

BLUE said...

i particularly like the title of the post

Keef said...

this place goes to shit without me



/lp

Todd Packer said...

pretty good game last night

Keef said...

mize, your name/pic is I'm an as. too

Keef said...

"pretty good game last night"

Yeah, not sure why espn showed about 10 replays before they showed the one with the goalline cam

El Padrino said...

too turrred to stay up to watch, bailed in 3rd quattro

El Padrino said...

so officially, niners just played reall really bad in week one

Keef said...

Rev lost weight

Keef said...

cmk fucking hates zambrano and he's pitching tonight at the game we're going to. hahahaha

Keef said...

we had lunch here yesterday. Pretty good burger.

El Padrino said...

why does she hate zambrano?

Todd Packer said...

"why does she hate zambrano?"

they used to date

Keef said...

"why does she hate zambrano?"

because he sucks and he's a showbought*

Keef said...

her words

Keef said...

how was the block party, LP

El Padrino said...

excellent, lots of ketchup* with old knucklehead friends

Todd Packer said...

reggie bush out 6 weeks

BLUE said...

running onto the field must be the cool thing to do in philly

BLUE said...

i guess not much else to do there...i mean visit the liberty bell or run on the field?

El Padrino said...

fantasy football analysts

give me a fucking break

Todd Packer said...

"i guess not much else to do there...i mean visit the liberty bell or run on the field?"


philly sucks

El Padrino said...

hunnit and fourteen

El Padrino said...

philly sucks

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

that genetic salmon story is nuts

fucking scientists

tem said...

next time we get a post that isn't a weekend post that gets to sparta i'll post a real post.

El Padrino said...

"arrested at 5:15 a.m. and charged with DWI, after cops pulled over his Range Rover at 34th Street and 12th Avenue for having overly-tinted windows. Police said they smelled alcohol and Edwards blew a 0.16 on a Breathalyzer, or double the state's legal limit of 0.08."

god damn tints

El Padrino said...

tem is a master motivator

BLUE said...

how can they tell its tinted at 5:45am?

BLUE said...

maybe if we had an inspirational post, we'd get to spaerta...but with crap like this, it leaves us to come up with our own topics to discuss

tem said...

yeah, chicken and the egg for sure.

good luck.

Yugdish said...

chicken???

/rev

BLUE said...

chicken and egg whites

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I can't believe there aren't a ton of comments yet with such an inspirational and in-depth post."

my comment that can be related to this post can be found yesterday

Yugdish said...

blue hates egg blacks


s

BLUE said...

they only serve yolks at the Excalibur

BLUE said...

now hot receptionist is trying to hard to show that she's "not mad at me" anymore


whatever, this is fucking grade school shit.

maybe i should just fire her (but I do like looking at her ass)

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Mo Williams is 27, healthy and has three years and $26 million remaining on his Cleveland Cavaliers contract. But none of that mattered much to him this summer after he watched LeBron Jamesleave the Cavs to join the Miami Heat. Williams said he was so depressed by James’ exit that he considered walking away from the NBA."

phaggot

Aitch said...

I still gotta give Blue credit for not sleeping with that chick. I don't think I would have had the same resolve

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue could have gone through a whole 40 if he poured some out every time an active bronco died

BLUE said...

"blue could have gone through a whole 40 if he poured some out every time an active bronco died"

shit be crazy you

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I still gotta give Blue credit for not sleeping with that chick. I don't think I would have had the same resolve"

he fucked her and is in divorce negotiations right meow

gully H strikes again

BLUE said...

"I still gotta give Blue credit for not sleeping with that chick. I don't think I would have had the same resolve"

if i wasn't married, i'd have have been all over it.

someday H will be married and hopefully he'd do the same

Spaceman Spiff said...

"if i wasn't married, i'd have have been all over it. "

yea but would she have been

BLUE said...

"he fucked her and is in divorce negotiations right meow"

cmblue hates her. If she found out i'd cheated on her with the hot receptionist, i wouldn't be getting a divorce, i'd probably be dead in a ditch somewhere.

Aitch said...

The way things are going, Blue, I don't think H will ever be married. Shit, H can't even get a relationship going.

Spaceman Spiff said...

we will not try to lose to the saints, we will lose to the saints, next question

Aitch said...

And now the last of my FBs has met someone. I came to the realization that I liked her more than I thought, so now I'm kinda bummed.

Aitch said...

That's all my woe for now.

Aitch said...

At least it gives you guys some stuff to run with

Yugdish said...

cmblue hates her. If she found out i'd cheated on her with the hot receptionist, i wouldn't be getting a divorce, i'd probably be dead in a ditch somewhere.



you should not refer to her as "hot receptionist" around the blue mansion anymore

tem said...

he doesn't, he refers to her as "the chick that tried to fuck me when we were at tht conference"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Browns' Alex Mack says Chiefs' Shaun Smith grabbed his genitals:"

wouldnt mind if that bitch from the secret world of alex mack show grabbed my genitals

Beth said...

"I still gotta give Blue credit for not sleeping with that chick. I don't think I would have had the same resolve"

he fucked her and is in divorce negotiations right meow

gully H strikes again"


Thing is, if blue did sleep with her I can't imagine him fessing up here just in case cmblue ever reads LOV. So we don't really know if he really turned her down or not.

Beth said...

"Browns' Alex Mack says Chiefs' Shaun Smith grabbed his genitals:"

There's a former NFL player who does local sports talk here and is always saying that stuff happens a LOT in piles, that guys will grab and twist, that anything is fair game when trying to win.

BLUE said...

"yea but would she have been"

probably not...good call

BLUE said...

"So we don't really know if he really turned her down or not."

if cmblue read LoV, blue would be divorced just for calling her "hot receptionist"

tem said...

if cmblue read lov she'd find out about the houses blue has that she doesn't know about.

and the planes.

BLUE said...

but it did bring up the age old dilemma...if you could cheat on your wife and knew that she'd never ever find out, would you.


the answer is no, because she'd find out.

BLUE said...

"if cmblue read lov she'd find out about the houses blue has that she doesn't know about."

and the 2nd kid

Todd Packer said...

"the answer is no, because she'd find out"

^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

h, name/pic on the pats/jets bet was posted on sunday night

El Padrino said...

the answer is no, because she'd find out.

right

Beth said...

"the answer is no, because she'd find out"

Women can just smell these things. Of course it helps that most men are just stupid about it.

El Padrino said...

yeah it's crazy, it's a 6th sense

El Padrino said...

i wouldnt even risk it and I LOVE PUSSY

El Padrino said...

plus i'd feel like shit, i actually have morals or a conscience

Fireman Aitch said...

Sorry, TP. Been a rough couple days. I'll keep the name/pic through Monday to make up for it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

excellent

Yugdish said...

Cowherd ranking on the Mess

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Fireman Aitch said...

Let's go people.

Falcons suck
Jets suck
Giants suck
Redskins Suck
Eagles suck
Colts suck
Buccaneers really suck

Come on people. React! Comment! TALK!!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

GIF of that one bull gore a while back

in you face

Fireman Aitch said...

TP I gotta say you did a good job with this name/pic. Bastard

El Padrino said...

dat ass


FUCK YEAH

El Padrino said...

wow that's a gore

El Padrino said...

that guy dead?

El Padrino said...

Falcons suck
Jets suck
Giants suck
Redskins Suck
Eagles suck
Colts suck
Buccaneers really suck
Pats suck

Come on people. React! Comment! TALK!!!!

*ficced

Fireman Aitch said...

Hey EP. How goes it? How far along is cmep now?

Fireman Aitch said...

I forget, did you guys decide on a name. I know you said you aren't going the AL IV route.

BLUE said...

bucs are 2-0 that's the opposite of suck

BLUE said...

in the toughest division in football no less

El Padrino said...

she is 6 months, first name maybe be A but middle will be different

Yugdish said...

different is a weird middle name


s

Yugdish said...

in the toughest division in football no less


Borat: Noooooooottttttt!

Fireman Aitch said...

just trying to get reactions out of people, Blue.

Beth said...

"Falcons suck
Jets suck
Giants suck
Redskins Suck
Eagles suck
Colts suck
Buccaneers really suck

Come on people. React! Comment! TALK!!!!"


Your face sucks

/as

I Want To Be A Breer said...

I'm working tomorrow.

Yugdish said...

me too...i took today off.

Yugdish said...

3 day work weeks are suite

tem said...

ohio u mascot attacking osu mascot pre game is getting lots of video action here. funny stuff

Fireman Aitch said...

FB1 is on her way over so we can talk. Think I can work out one last romp??

I'm An As. Too said...

The Badgers suck

Beth said...

"FB1 is on her way over so we can talk. Think I can work out one last romp??"

Not if you refer to it as a "romp".

tem said...

"Think I can work out one last romp??"

why else would she be coming over?

Beth said...

"why else would she be coming over?"

This isn't temhio Tem, in other parts of the country men and women can just be friends and chat.

tem said...

it is FB1, why else would FB1 be coming over?

tem said...

if it was RF1 then it might be talking.

RF = random friend

tem said...

also "men and women can just be friends and chat" is stupid. i don't have time for that shit.

Beth said...

"also "men and women can just be friends and chat" is stupid. i don't have time for that shit"

You sure didn't, which is why I'm now ex!

/exfemtem

Yugdish said...

it is FB1, why else would FB1 be coming over?


How many FBs are there now? Is it time to trade them while their value is high and bring in some younger prospects?

BLUE said...

h has feelings for a FB?

does that make him the woman in the relationship?

El Padrino said...

where you working meiz

BLUE said...

"why else would she be coming over?"

exactly...if she's a FB..then that's all there should be...no talking, no sharing feelings, no emotional baggage...no "just so you know, we're fighting" emails

I'm An As. Too said...

"Women can just smell these things. Of course it helps that most men are just stupid about it."


So then why was exfemmize 100% sure I was cheating on her?

I'm An As. Too said...

"where you working meiz"


The pizza joint

BLUE said...

"where you working meiz"

sausage factory, making sausage

tem said...

"So then why was exfemmize 100% sure I was cheating on her?"

because she was crazy

I'm An As. Too said...

because she is* crazy



*fixed

I'm An As. Too said...

My Keeper team sucks. WFT?

I'm An As. Too said...

How did I lose to freak? What the fuck is the keeper tiebreaker?

tem said...

its who fucked the most socks

Yugdish said...

you better get to work mize

Yugdish said...

mize...how far will you guys deliver to?

tem said...

he can ship it to you, but he doesn't get a discount anymore.

Beth said...

"So then why was exfemmize 100% sure I was cheating on her?"

Well I never said there weren't some false positives too.

s


(But yeah, it's probably cause she's crazy.)

I'm An As. Too said...

"he can ship it to you, but he doesn't get a discount anymore."


wanna bet?

Todd Packer said...

"where you working meiz"

"The pizza joint"


better than nothing... good luck with tips

tem said...

"wanna bet?"

no.

I'm An As. Too said...

"better than nothing... good luck with tips"


Thanks. My stance on tips is that I don't expect them. I'll hope for 'em, but I don't expect them.

BLUE said...

i always tip the pizza guy.

you using your car for deliveries?

tem said...

i tip them, even if there is a delivery charge included in the bill.

I'm An As. Too said...

"you using your car for deliveries?"


Not sure. The old man says he thinks they have their own cars.

I think I might need a GPS navigation thingy though.

BLUE said...

get the nav on yer phone

Spaceman Spiff said...

do you get a cut of that delivery fee

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz, mourn with me

lacey schwimmer dun goof'd, if you havent seen her lately do not go anywhere near abc on dwts nights

but fuck that, lettuce* remember her as she once was, and maybe one day will be again

El Padrino said...

you know i always tip

El Padrino said...

gps to deliver pizza?

cmon son

El Padrino said...

what is the delivery radius 10 miles?

El Padrino said...

you dont have to wear a funny shirt right?

El Padrino said...

some naked models if you wish

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Report: Kevin Faulk of the New England Patriots has a torn ACL "

O:FB

JFreak said...

I'm in steve land. I hope I don't catch retardness.

El Padrino said...

close your mouf, it's airborne

BLUE said...

i like nelly

dood can make good music

needs to make more of it.

BLUE said...

the hoff is almost 60

BLUE said...

just turnt 58, that's almost for me

Todd Packer said...

"I'm in steve land. I hope I don't catch retardness."

make sure you try some carolina bbq while you're there

Todd Packer said...

"what is the delivery radius 10 miles?"

gps is a smat*... i'm sure it's not a grid like brooklyn

I'm An As. Too said...

"get the nav on yer phone"


Poor ppl don't have smartphones.

I'm An As. Too said...

Off to Miller Park!

JFreak said...

"make sure you try some carolina bbq while you're there"

Probably won't have time. Only here 'til tomorrow afternoon. And somebody made reservations for a brazilian steakhouse tonight. And they're paying. So I'm not gonna complain.

Todd Packer said...

"And somebody made reservations for a brazilian steakhouse tonight. And they're paying"

nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuckin idiots, like you cant get eat at a brazilian steakhouse anywhere else, we talkin bout bbq man, bbq

El Padrino said...

"Probably won't have time. Only here 'til tomorrow afternoon. And somebody made reservations for a brazilian steakhouse tonight. And they're paying. So I'm not gonna complain."

wow it's getting bad, his socks are making dinner reservations now

JFreak said...

I was just in memphis. I got good bbq there.

Don't know what the other people's excuse is.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wow it's getting bad, his socks are making dinner reservations now"

knew he had a bunch of socks but enough to make a reservation at a brazilian* restaurants, thats a lot

Spaceman Spiff said...

memphis and carolina bbq are completely diff, or am i wrong on this

JFreak said...

I have no idea. But it was good bbq.

JFreak said...

Maybe there'll be something at the durham airport.

El Padrino said...

"memphis and carolina bbq are completely diff, or am i wrong on this"

not wrong

Yugdish said...

sports guy co-hosting pti

El Padrino said...

meiz going here for annual db tourney

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Redskins cut running back Larry Johnson and signed running back Chad Simpson"

suck hard: the larry johnson 2010 story

wonder how he feels knowing that 1 play where he tried to reverse direction and lost 10 extra yards is the one that probly got him cut

BLUE said...

yeah memphis and carolina bbq are totally different


memphis and KC are similar though

El Padrino said...

GOPENNSTATE!

El Padrino said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Change of heart, andy reid has named mike vick team's starter over kolb"

dis gon be good

Spaceman Spiff said...

if kolb was a bronco he'd kill himself



too soon?

Yugdish said...

no, you waited until after noon

Todd Packer said...

"yeah memphis and carolina bbq are totally different"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

i prefer memphis, but carolina is good stuff too

Todd Packer said...

per wiki:

"There are three main varieties of Carolina barbecue in different areas of the Carolinas.

In South Carolina, barbecue is characterized by the use of "Carolina Gold" sauce, made from a mixture of yellow mustard, vinegar, brown sugar and other spices, creating a unique yellow sauce.[2]

Two styles predominate in different parts of North Carolina. Eastern North Carolina barbecue is made by the use of the "whole hog", where the entire pig is barbecued and the meat from all parts of the pig are chopped and mixed together. Eastern North Carolina barbecue also uses a thin sauce made of spices and vinegar.

Western North Carolina barbecue is made from only the pork shoulder, which is mainly dark meat, and uses a thicker sweetened tomato-based sauce. Western North Carolina barbecue is also known as Lexington barbecue, after the town of Lexington, North Carolina"



i think this is CoL.... i always think of carolina bbq at what they describe as eastern north carolina bbq

Fireman Aitch said...

"does that make him the woman in the relationship?"

Um, no.

BLUE said...

"Um, no."

I think it does

BLUE said...

hot receptionist finally tolt me what she was pissed about.

blue is probably getting fired for sexual harrassment...or maybe just harrassment

BLUE said...

that was (s)

Fireman Aitch said...

"How many FBs are there now? Is it time to trade them while their value is high and bring in some younger prospects?"

You missed my earlier woe. I have no more. That's the problem with working as many hours as I do. No time to go out and find replacementsm but they have plenty of time to find replacements dicks.

Fireman Aitch said...

And for the record, I did not manage to get one more fuck out of her.

Spaceman Spiff said...

got 1 last BJ, got it

nice

kod said...

"Ga. death row inmate attempts suicide hours ahead of execution; attorneys ask for stay"

-they revived him at the hospital, gave him a week to recover there; then promptly returned him to the prison for execution


-sadly, that is not from the Onion, but from the Mpls Star Trib

JFreak said...

"made from a mixture of yellow mustard, vinegar, brown sugar and other spices, creating a unique yellow sauce"

mustard is gross.

Fireman Aitch said...

"exactly...if she's a FB..then that's all there should be...no talking, no sharing feelings, no emotional baggage...no "just so you know, we're fighting" emails"

This one was a little more than a standard FB. That's why she was number 1. Basically I had all the benefits of a girlfriend without the commitment. Now that's gone, so yea, I'm slightly bummed. I'll get over it in a day or so.

Fireman Aitch said...

"hot receptionist finally tolt me what she was pissed about."

Are you going to elaborate?

Yugdish said...

"hot receptionist finally tolt me what she was pissed about."

Are you going to elaborate?


I told you Blue is a tease.

/hot receptionist

Yugdish said...

anyone out there?

Yugdish said...

watching the steinbrenner thing on 30/30

Fireman Aitch said...

I'm here...sort of.

Yugdish said...

facebook chat is messing up on me...can't respond right now.

what is up?

Yugdish said...

ill be a little disappointed if this Steinbrenner tribute doesn't mention the Steinbrenner character on Seinfeld

Fireman Aitch said...

haha, I've already disclosed enough here today. I don't think I'm gonna post anything else.

Fireman Aitch said...

I'll just say this. Wanna put me up in Houston for a while. I think I'm leaving beantown and the drama behind.

Fireman Aitch said...

s on the you putting me up part. ns on the thinking about uprooting part.

Yugdish said...

i would have liked to see less on steinbrenner's kid

Yugdish said...

mize not being able to lov at work anymore might signal the end of LOV as we know it

Yugdish said...

i look forward to pizza tweets

Yugdish said...

this steinbrenner things is not making me hate the yankees any less

Yugdish said...

looks like the twins clinch the division tongiht...congrats kod

Fireman Aitch said...

Meiz's woe will live on.

Fireman Aitch said...

Wait until he realizes how much living on tips sucks.

Fireman Aitch said...

he can say "I won't expect them." We all say that shit at first.

Fireman Aitch said...

But as time wears on he'll see...and we'll read all about it.

Yugdish said...

id like him to post some pre-emptive woe

Yugdish said...

what's the over/under on how many pizzas mize will eat a week? has that line been established yet?

Yugdish said...

im going to say 3.5

Yugdish said...

maybe 2.5

Yugdish said...

if it was for rev the line would be slightly higher

Yugdish said...

bold

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