Friday, September 03, 2010

one more week

Cannot wait for baseball playoffs cuz it will mean the Mets season will officially be over and I can stop tasting throw up in my mouth everytime I watch them. The way I see collitch footyball is OSU playing for a national title against Boise St. Boise will beat Va Teach* next Munday*

Arkansas will have a bettor* record than Flo-rida.
John Clay will win the Heisman to avenge Toby.
Texas will lose three games.
Notre Dame will also lose three games.
As will Michigan.
Landry kid from Oklahoma is a STUD this year.
Iowa fucking sucks.
Miami is a legit contender.
As are the Horned Frogs again.
Dion Lewis could be a NFL back right now.

Yes I watched USC at Hawaii, kicking it old school son. I used to watch all of Hawaii's games because they were the last action on the board. Shit I miss gambling. Them and Boise St. so I knew about Boise and the turf years before they were a darling. Face. Shit I even threw .10 on USC kid. Your boy is back!

Cliff Lee is fucking with his max contract.

Strong sexual content.

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Beth said...

"Cannot wait for baseball playoffs cuz it will mean the Mets season will officially be over"

Who is this "Mets" team you speak of? Any relation to the Mess?

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

shaddup

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

Utar*

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

blogger being a bitch with this 503 error shit

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

"The National Hurricane Center is now predicting that Earl, which went from a Category 4 hurricane with wind speeds of 145 mph to a Category 2 storm with winds of 105 mph Thursday, will likely be a Category 1 hurricane with winds in the 80-mph range by the time it passes Long Island late Friday about 150 miles to the east." Now less rain is expected, with winds in the "35 mph to 45 mph range with wind gusts to 50 mph."


apology accepted

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

fuck weather

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

human smuggling stories are cool

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

wow Simmons just hates the entire Manning family, moreso than i thought

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

he's so bitter, why can't he just love what Brady did for him and his team?

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

is it seriously 10:23 and me and beth are the only two that have commented?

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

is anyone at work

Beth said...

I think they're pissed since you weren't supposed to post today, the muslim guy was.

s

kod said...

"is anyone at work"


I made it in (barely...and an hour late)


thank goodness for 3 day holiday weekends

kod said...

"NEW YORK—At 4:32 p.m. Tuesday, every single resident of New York City decided to evacuate the famed metropolis, having realized it was nothing more than a massive, trash-ridden hellhole that slowly sucks the life out of every one of its inhabitants.

With audible murmurs of "This is no way to live," "What the hell am I doing here—I hate it here," and "Fuck this place. Fuck this horrible place," all 8.4 million citizens in each of the five boroughs packed up their belongings and told reporters they would rather blow their brains out with a shotgun than spend another waking moment in this festering cesspool of filth and scum and sadness."


not completely unfunny

Todd Packer said...

"Arkansas will have a bettor* record than Flo-rida."

bet?

Todd Packer said...

tailgate menu

pre-game:
breakfast burritos
bagels
beer

postgame:
burgers
brats
dogs
more beer

noon games suck

Todd Packer said...

gotta hit sam's club sometimne today

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

"bet?"

sure, i think arkansas will lose twice to Florida's 3 losses

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

bagels and beer

good start to any day my friend

Beth said...

Wait, is this EP?

Todd Packer said...

sotp got cut from the golf team yesteday.... made it to the last cut at least... he was full of woe. MJ story didn't help

Todd Packer said...

"sure"

standard bet... post-season counts too, right

The Rev said...

Happy beginning of Labor Day weekend and all that stuff

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

standard bet... post-season counts too, right

not standard, 3 days





















S

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

post-season, yeah

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

fucking reverend

Todd Packer said...

wft, i'm at home and tps is piling up... i'm about to say fuck it... it can wait until tues

Todd Packer said...

ketching* up on tc.... angelo is back, i guess

Beth said...

Rev, what the hell about the Phillies last night? 9 runs in the 7th, seriously? Good thing this is the Braves year or I'd be a little worried.

Todd Packer said...

"9 runs in the 7th"

the rockies suck

The Rev said...

It ain't the Braves year just yet.

You got 6 games against us. The road to the NL East still comes thru Philly.

The Rev said...

I got tickets to see the Phils play the Breers tomorrow.

Thinking of bringing a WOE sign so Mize can see it on tv at home

Todd Packer said...

Thinking of bringing a WOE sign so Mize can see it on tv at the cabin

fixed

The Rev said...

Going to the US Open on Sunday.

Any suggestions for rude gestures when I take my pic outside Citi Field?

Todd Packer said...

"Any suggestions for rude gestures when I take my pic outside Citi Field?"

make sure your head isn't blocking the sun

Beth said...

"You got 6 games against us. The road to the NL East still comes thru Philly."

I saw that, 6 of the Braves last 12 games are against the Phillies, including the last 3 of the season. Going to be interesting for sure. Although I'm convinced they both make the playoffs no matter who wins the division.

Spaceman Spiff said...

5 day weekend is gonna be suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

usc game was fun to watch until the hawaii QB got fucked up

The Rev said...

I'm afraid I might get asked to leave a tennis match becuase my head will distract the players.

I'll catch up later. Got stuff to do.

The Rev said...

Although I'm convinced they both make the playoffs no matter who wins the division.


I'll see you in the NLCS then.

Todd Packer said...

fmtp became cmtp 15 years ago today... i guess i should at least go buy a card

Todd Packer said...

"Although I'm convinced they both make the playoffs no matter who wins the division."

yeah, i think braves and phils are both locks

Todd Packer said...

sas tiffany went home

tem said...

"I think they're pissed since you weren't supposed to post today, the muslim guy was."


muslim guy posted on the new LOV. we are all commenting there. there is already 342 comments.

Beth said...

"muslim guy posted on the new LOV. we are all commenting there. there is already 342 comments"

Dammit tem, I thought we weren't telling him about that.

tem said...

"fmtp became cmtp 15 years ago today... i guess i should at least go buy a card"

wow...so your kid was like 30 when you got married? was he a groomsmen?

Todd Packer said...

wow the 2nd transformers movie is unbelievably terrible

tem said...

"Dammit tem, I thought we weren't telling him about that."


i've got to give LP the DOUBLE DRAGON

Todd Packer said...

"wow...so your kid was like 30 when you got married? was he a groomsmen?"

my grandson was a groomsman

tem said...

oic

Spaceman Spiff said...

"sas tiffany went home"

black person ever won before?

Todd Packer said...

"black person ever won before?"

thought see would make it to the finals... she was on a roll

tem said...

black people don't win, they just do a little better everytime they play

Spaceman Spiff said...

lane kiffin looks like he could be tosh's chubby brother

Keef said...

I shit on your tOSU jinx, LP

Keef said...

smoke weed talk shit like lane kiffin

Keef said...

Ben got his wish

Keef said...

hilarity

Keef said...

HD offered me the supervisor position for my dept last night. Pay was not good so I had to say no

Keef said...

I should of* given them mize's number

JFreak said...

"pre-game:
breakfast burritos
bagels
beer"

mmmmmmmmmmm

Can I come?

JFreak said...

meiz would like that. and pie.

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

sas tiffany went home

me too

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

she took it hard

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

TWSS

Keef said...

LP
Bet on Boise being in the BCS title game? 3 days for you, a month for me

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

"LP
Bet on Boise being in the BCS title game? 3 days for you, a month for me"

yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

"she took it hard"

ed wishes

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

pretty strong battle last week, not sure any of them were "freeze dryable" though

they just cooked some delcious shit

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

mussels in space though?
good thing they died cuz that would have been retarded

dumb bitch

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

keep thinking angelo is a faggot but they always go out of their way to mention his girlfriend in some country then he was jugvorced and has a kid

still aint buying it

Todd Packer said...

"ed wishes"

funny

Spaceman Spiff said...

not gay, i made love to those short ribs

/angelo

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope that colorado bitch doesnt win

tem said...

"Cliff Lee is fucking with his max contract."

baseball has max contracts?

Spaceman Spiff said...

good call tem

tem said...

i think we should all go to a TP tailgate sometime.

Keef said...

"yes"

sucker

Todd Packer said...

"i think we should all go to a TP tailgate sometime."

that would be suite*... lov jorts day

Keef said...

and TP could KO mize

Todd Packer said...

time to go to sam's club

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

"baseball has max contracts?"

meaning he's not helping himself secure a deal that would pay him the most, i guess

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

most possible

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

im so busy man this is bullshit

Keef said...

Washington Nationals outfielder Nyjer Morgan has been suspended for eight games for a series of recent incidents, including his role in a benches-clearing brawl Wednesday against the Florida Marlins.
The eight-game ban is is in addition to the seven-game suspension and undisclosed fine issued to Morgan for his inappropriate actions in an Aug. 21 game at Philadelphia.

Keef said...

"im so busy man this is bullshit"


blame mize. With him not working, everyone else has to work a little harder

JFreak said...

That'a a crap suspension. He didn't do anything that bad.

Keef said...

"That'a a crap suspension. He didn't do anything that bad."


This is S, right?

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

fucking meiz

JFreak said...

He should get half that, tops.

Baseball suspends players too long nowadays anyway.

If he's getting 8, the pitcher that threw at him for the second time should get the same amount.

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

that pitcher threw at him twice it wasnt a different pitcher

Keef said...

His suspension isn't just about the brawl. He took out the Cardinals catcher a few days earlier for no reason. He took out the Marlins catcher the night before. This was all after he threw at a fan the week before. And he's also dropping f-bombs to the fans during bolth games in Florida.

And the Marlins catcher got 6 games

Keef said...

pitcher, not catcher

JFreak said...

What did Nyjer do that was so wrong? Stealing bases to manufacture a run to help his team get back in the game? Or taking exception to being thrown at a second time?

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

the night before he took out the catcher that was a clean play

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

he charged the mound

wft?

Keef said...

"the night before he took out the catcher that was a clean play"

Yeah, true. He's just dumb because if he would have slid he would have easily been safe

JFreak said...

"His suspension isn't just about the brawl."

That wasn't the impression I got.

"He took out the Cardinals catcher a few days earlier for no reason."

And was displinced by his team. MLB has no say in that.

"He took out the Marlins catcher the night before"

That's called baseball.

"This was all after he threw at a fan the week before."

Isn't this what the previous suspension covered?

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

suspension is fair

i disagree with hitting him the 2nd time but suspension was fair

stop being freak freak

Keef said...

"What did Nyjer do that was so wrong? Stealing bases to manufacture a run to help his team get back in the game? Or taking exception to being thrown at a second time?"


Nyjer Morgan has been suspended for eight games for a series of recent incidents, including his role in a benches-clearing brawl Wednesday against the Florida Marlins


RIF

JFreak said...

"stop being freak freak"

What does this even mean?

/ep

Keef said...

"That wasn't the impression I got."

series of recent incidents


"Isn't this what the previous suspension covered?"

Yes. But if dude keeps doing dumb shit, the suspensions get stronger.

Just like Roethlisberger. If he just had the once incident, he doesn't get the suspension. It was a series of shit that got him the suspension

kod said...

"This was all after he threw at a fan the week before."

"Isn't this what the previous suspension covered?"


-yeah, just like with any job, discipline is progressive; prior suspensions/bad acts absolutely affect penalties going forward

kod said...

i2i with Keith there

Keef said...

once incident is suite

JFreak said...

That was what, 20 comments? I'm clocking out for the day.

Keef said...

apology accepted

JFreak said...

Yeah, kod. Apology accepted.

Keef said...

Lids is having their $5 hat sale again

Keef said...

Also, buy one get 2nd half off

kod said...

"A few weeks ago, all Patriots fans made a pact to pretend that Brady's 2010 hairdo isn't happening. We're going to ignore it completely -- even if his hair catches fire during a game and a referee puts it out with a challenge flag -- and play dumb whenever you bust our balls about it. Which will probably be often. Just know this is the last time I will mention No. 12's hair in 2010. In fact, what hair? Tom Brady changed his hair? I didn't notice."


-geez, I was going to credit Brady for going with the kod style this year; fook u Simmons

tem said...

comment

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

long hair on dudes is despicable

JFreak said...

kod must have terrible hair.

kod said...

"kod must have terrible hair."


possibly; I'm just thankful to have a full head of hair. So far I've been able to avoid getting fat or going bald *knocks on wood*...two things I think would really suck (WADR to anyone who might be offended in here by that comment)

kod said...

I've already got one strike on the whole freakishly short for a white dude thing going on; avoiding strike 2 and 3 (bald and fat) is the goal now

tem said...

fat and bald does suck

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

The McDonald’s Mc10:35 is a sandwich only available during the brief 10-15 minute window when they switch over from breakfast to lunch, that sticks an Egg McMuffin inside a double cheeseburger.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP you still use that teabagz aol email

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

yes or alaf@vzw.blackberry.net

Keef said...

"-geez, I was going to credit Brady for going with the kod style this year; fook u Simmons"


Kodstin Bieber?

Spaceman Spiff said...

sent something to your aol one

Keef said...

Do I suck it up and mow the lawn today when it's 110 or wait and fuck up my day off on Monday and do it

Spaceman Spiff said...

how much does a mexican charge for a 1 time cut

kod said...

I'd do it now; no good having that shit hanging over your head all weekend


easy for me to say though I suppose

Keef said...

"how much does a mexican charge for a 1 time cut"

You tell me

Keef said...

"I'd do it now; no good having that shit hanging over your head all weekend"

Yeah that's what I'm leaning towards.

Make one lap, jump in the pool. Do another lap, jump in the pool. etc etc etc

kod said...

drunk kod returns tonight (not to LOV per se, just in general)


oh, how I hope this doesn't end badly

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

"sent something to your aol one"

effin suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef can go find a mexican to cut it, then when he gets his badge, go back and have the same guy deported

Keef said...

"Notre Dame will also lose three games."

Didn't you give me grief for saying ND would go 10-3?

Keef said...

"keef can go find a mexican to cut it, then when he gets his badge, go back and have the same guy deported"

Nah, I'll just say do it for free or get deported

Keef said...

mess are losing to the cubs

Todd Packer said...

spent too much at sam's

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Dallas traded WR Patrick Crayton to San Diego. "

for a 7th

Keef said...

Massoli won his appeal

Keef said...

However, it increasingly looks like Morneau won't return this season since he hasn't been able to participate in a full workout with the Twins.

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

Didn't you give me grief for saying ND would go 10-3?

no

Keef said...

fucking Canadians

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Massoli won his appeal"

masoli also won his appeal

Keef said...

masshole

Spaceman Spiff said...

gonna try some charbroiled oysters tonight

Todd Packer said...

"Massoli won his appeal"


strange... i didn't think he had a chance

Spaceman Spiff said...

at a restaurant, not cookin

Keef said...

"strange... i didn't think he had a chance"


It's the SEC

Todd Packer said...

"It's the SEC"

good point

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

oysters, only had them fried

tem said...

They just ordered 2 Gig of RAM for my laptop.

Apparently I only have 512MB of it now.

tem said...

"Do I suck it up and mow the lawn today when it's 110 or wait and fuck up my day off on Monday and do it"

make cmk do it

tem said...

"Make one lap, jump in the pool. Do another lap, jump in the pool. etc etc etc"

1)don't get lost

2) how many laps does it take?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"make cmk do it"

or make your son slaton/sony/sharper/seith/seef/sadanian do it

Yugdish said...

soilent

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

ti's wife is so busted

kod said...

wow, the ESPN dude just said the Vikes need to hit New Orleans like Katrina did



ballsy, I give him that

Yugdish said...

not the analogy i would have used

Yugdish said...

i dislike the changes in mma fighter

Keef said...

"make cmk do it"

too late

Keef said...

"1)don't get lost"

I didn't




2) how many laps does it take?"

I dunno. It was like 10-12" long, so I didn't really make laps. Just went straight lines all over until it was done. And the sprinklers turnt* on in the middle of it, so that was nice

Keef said...

"or make your son slaton/sony/sharper/seith/seef/sadanian do it"


It's sllim

kod said...

i dislike the changes in mma fighter


^^^^^^^^^^^^


I've started playing Millionaire City; like a scaled back sim-city rip off....it's ok

Spaceman Spiff said...

"It's sllim"

fuck eminem

/meiz

kod said...

"It's sllim"


you don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind....you don't pull the mask off the ole lone ranger and you don't mess around with sllim

Keef said...

DYSWIDT?

kod said...

added an extra l to slim?


::sailing over the Bieber-do::

Keef said...

no

Keef said...

I mean, yeah it's that. But that's NWIDT

Keef said...

40/41

Keef said...

3/6

Keef said...

40/40

Keef said...

"DYSWIDT?"

read it backwards

kod said...

aha, NISWYDT



nice

Keef said...

wall

JFreak said...

It's only a wall if you let it be a wall.

Keef said...

Rangers signed Mark Prior

JFreak said...

Mark Prior blew out his arm.

isiah thompson said...

we need 1 more for LOV FBBL

Keef said...

zeke
Any way you can move the draft from 5:00 to maybe 3:00 because the keeper draft is at 5:30. Freak sucks

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

something is wrong with corso
sucks to get old

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

i cant make either draft

woe

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

why havent we ever had a draft during the day on lov when most everyone is there, like lunch time

JFreak said...

I picked mine first. I refuse to be blamed.

JFreak said...

TP is probably speechless.

JFreak said...

Someone text him and trash talk.

JFreak said...

Miami just ran a hilarious fake punt. By sheer will they converted it.

JFreak said...

Another fake punt. Sheesh.

If you're gonna throw to somebody, you should probably inform him.

JFreak said...

Looks like Florida finally remembered that they're Florida.

Keef said...

"I picked mine first. I refuse to be blamed."

Didn't you just set the keeper draft like 2 weeks ago?

Keef said...

"why havent we ever had a draft during the day on lov when most everyone is there, like lunch time"

Because we're working?

Keef said...

You should win money if you make a 5 team bet on centsports and miss all 5

Keef said...

I fucking love Pillsbury orange cinnamon rolls

kod said...

damn; forgot to settle up my tab last night at the bar....they still have my debit card; gotta go run and pick it up later I suppose. I hate when that happens

kod said...

well, I'd care less except the bar is two towns over (s....but it is about a 30 min drive each way)

kod said...

I fucking love Pillsbury orange cinnamon rolls


nevre heard of that; is it like orange flavored breading?

JFreak said...

"Didn't you just set the keeper draft like 2 weeks ago?"

Facts are irrelevant.

JFreak said...

I think it's the frosting that's orange flavored.

kod said...

ah, intriguing; I may pick some up at Wallmart today

Keef said...

"I think it's the frosting that's orange flavored."


Freak knows.

Keef said...

Time to go camping.

JFreak said...

Don't get lost.

Yugdish said...

bold

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