Thursday, September 16, 2010

Oh yeah, its Thursday...

Mize...how much do you think shipping is on the Heisman Trophy? Standard shipping, no overnight.

/Reggie Bush

I'm going to Dallas for the Bears/Cowboys game this weekend. It should be a suite time. We are doing the self guided tour of the stadium on Saturday, tailgating early on Sunday, and heading back on Monday. I'll post some pics next week. Based on last week's games, I don't see how the line for this game is so high...but whatever. Its going to be good times. We plan on being out there 5 hours before the game.

I'm enjoying Rev's countdown on Facebook of the amount of games the Phillies have to clinch their division...ETEO.

We got next!

/Rev


Tom Brady calling out his fans...IN YOU FACE Aitch!

That's all I have for today.

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tem said...

Good post

Yugdish said...

one of my best

Yugdish said...

i got to work and yogged this morning...post will come later.

Beth said...

I may not be on Facebook but I still found this hilarious.

If historical events/people had Facebook...

(If you like it then click on the link at the bottom for the 2nd page, although the 1st page is better.)

Yugdish said...

I may not be on Facebook yet but I still found this hilarious.


fixed

BLUE said...

beth doesn't have time for FB


FB = Tem, Meiz, Jug, aitch, keef

Non FB = Blue, Beth, EP, TP

I'll be his catcher said...

still cant believe kevin is top chef

I'll be his catcher said...

nice post freak

I'll be his catcher said...

Non FB = Blue, Beth, EP, TP

the cool kids

I'll be his catcher said...

FB = Tem, Meiz, Jug, aitch, keef

hackysack faggots

BLUE said...

"If historical events/people had Facebook..."

only thing missing is the 9/11 fb posts

BLUE said...

is kod on the Facebook? I don't think he is...add him to the cool group

I'll be his catcher said...

kod is a hackysack player

I'll be his catcher said...

"Teacher Gets Jail After Pulling Boy Out of Class -- By His Ear..."

sigh

I'll be his catcher said...

"Man carrying SPORTS ILLUSTRATED swimsuit issue arrested for masturbating in WALMART toy aisle..."

nice work freak, lemme guess

sock aisle

tem said...

kod is on facebook. he plays MMA fighter

tem said...

FB = Tem, Meiz, Jug, aitch, keef, cmb, cmlp, kod, rev...

Beth said...

Anyone here watch Survivor last night? (Spiff?) Jimmy Johnson is on it and could be interesting.

tem said...

Survivor sucks

tem said...

fantasy football:

should i start Vick against the Lions or Palmer against the Ravens?

Beth said...

"Survivor sucks"

Yeah, you're too busy facebooking anyway.

kod said...

is kod on the Facebook?


I've been on since 2004; I spent years recruiting people away from MySpace

I'll be his catcher said...

a true pioneer

kod said...

Then it all blew up in 2007 or so and everyone switched over or joined anyway

I'll be his catcher said...

Halo Reach, 200MM first day out

tem said...

units or $$$?

I'll be his catcher said...

Ray Lewis had a big game last week, leading his team to a dominant victory with 504 yards, two touchdowns and six completed tackles. No, we’re not crazy, we’re just not talking about the Ray Lewis you’re thinking of; it’s not the Baltimore Ravens linebacker. We’re talking about his son, Ray Lewis III, a budding sophomore star at Lake Mary Prep High School in Florida.

According to the Orlando Sentinel, Ray Lewis III gained 504 yards in a 34-7 Lake Mary Prep win over Windermere Prep on Friday.

I'll be his catcher said...

$$$$$

BLUE said...

el pad fast

BLUE said...

on the ray ray jr the third thing

I'll be his catcher said...

its impressive enough to elpadfast

tem said...

no its not

tem said...

hell i had 200+ yds in a hike school game.

tem said...

and i wasn't elite.

tem said...

elite high schoolers should routinely get that.

tem said...

The totals were 206 yards on punt returns, 101 yards on kickoff returns, 104 yards running, 27 yards receiving and 66 yards passing.

kod said...

"To her point, she offered a lengthy denunciation of the government's implementation of welfare and food stamps, blaming the two programs for fostering laziness and encouraging drug use.

"I think that drug use is out of control here and there is something called tough love and what has happened with the liberal welfare program implemented in the last decade is they have cultivated an attitude of dependency," O'Donnell said. "The reality is, especially in my own city here in D.C., is that a lot of those people who do deal drugs are using federal money that they get from welfare programs. We need to implement a tough love program.

"We know that people will abuse the system. They will find a recovery program that can enable them to continue in their drug use as long as they get federal funding. We see the same kind of abuse with food stamps... people are abusing our compassion."


-blood boiling, head about to explode
-so food stamps and welfare cultivate crime because criminals are on welfare? Um, pretty sure that crime rates are directly proportional to income, and low income people in general
1) are way more likely to commit a crime than middle and high income earners; and
2) are of course way more likely to be on public assistance because they qualify by being poor.
-If you want to see a dramatic rise to the crime rate, just cut welfare. Then you'll see a lot of starving and homeless families doing whatever they can (including crime) to survive.

-oh, and as for "the liberal welfare program implemented in the last decade"; uh, lady, welfare changed from AFDC to TANF in 1996, and the results are so severe now, in this recession, that states and the feds are discussing re-loosening their requirements on work (as nobody can find jobs and people keep getting knocked off the roles). Calling welfare reform over the past decade "liberal" is laughable.

tem said...

"that crime rates are directly proportional to income"

correlation does not equal causation

tem said...

" and low income people in general
1) are way more likely to commit a crime than middle and high income earners; "


perhaps they are just more likely to get caught.

kod said...

"correlation does not equal causation"


it does not; saying that welfare causes crime is a logical fallacy

tem said...

by the by, correlation does not equal causation is also true for "so food stamps and welfare cultivate crime because criminals are on welfare?"

so everyone gets bit by it.

kod said...

perhaps they are just more likely to get caught.


I don't think so; look at crime reports in inner cities (where you generally have the lowest per capita incomes)......unless rich people are constantly coming into the inner cities to commit crimes, which I doubt is the case (other than maybe to score some hard drugs, I doubt it happens very often)

tem said...

for some individuals welfare enables them to commit crime.

anyone who is defrauding (frauding?), umm ripping off, the welfare system is commiting a crime that they would otherwise be unable to commit if welfare did not exist.

Yugdish said...

-so food stamps and welfare cultivate crime because criminals are on welfare?


I didn't really take that from what you posted.

kod said...

by the by, correlation does not equal causation is also true for "so food stamps and welfare cultivate crime because criminals are on welfare?"

so everyone gets bit by it.


-true, but if you don't think there is a connection between poverty and crime rates (not by virtue alone of the correlation; but by the exaustive research done by sociologists, etc. over the past 50 years in the US that have identified a plethora of reasons for the connection)

tem said...

"unless rich people are constantly coming into the inner cities to commit crimes, "

rich people commit crimes that don't get caught.

tax fraud, speeding, insider trading, littering, zoning violations.

kod said...

anyone who is defrauding (frauding?), umm ripping off, the welfare system is commiting a crime that they would otherwise be unable to commit if welfare did not exist.


-sorry, I wasn't talking about Welfare fraud; if you do that, you shouldn't get wellfare. I'm talking about things like drug dealing, robberies, crimes to property, cashing bad checks, shoplifting, etc.

tem said...

"but if you don't think there is a connection between poverty and crime rates (not by virtue alone of the correlation; but by the exaustive research done by sociologists, etc. over the past 50 years in the US that have identified a plethora of reasons for the connection)"

is there a then to this "if/then"?

kod said...

rich people commit crimes that don't get caught.


true; oftentimes never even gets noticed (which would scew my looking at crime reports as opposed to convictions)

BLUE said...

"1) are way more likely to commit a crime than middle and high income earners"


unless they run an investment bank? or like to invest people's money in Ponzi schemes?

criminals are criminals

kod said...

is there a then to this "if/then"?


I'll have to come back and think about that more; have a settlement phone conference I gotta do here quick before the funeral today

tem said...

also, connection (aka correlation) yes. but does poverty cause crime? impossible to prove.


correlation does not prove causation.

tem said...

i'm just taking the other side mostly to have something to talk about.

i don't really think that poverty and crime aren't connected and really i don't think that poverty doesn't push one towards crime.

but arguing is fun.

although, you might not want to argue today since it is a funeral and work day.

tem said...

more than likely the poor people are just teething.

BLUE said...

I agree with Tem...rich people commit crimes, theirs either just aren't caught, or for most people, they don't consider it crime.

poor people are dumb, they have bad lawyers, and they get the shaft because the cops hate them.

rich people are smart, they have really really good lawyers, and they pay the cops off to look the other way.

tem said...

hungry

Spaceman Spiff said...

"still cant believe kevin is top chef"

tolt* you he had a 1% chance, classic el pad jinx

kod said...

but does poverty cause crime


-I don't think it *causes* crime, but certain things that generally come with poverty (living in high crime areas, bigger gang influence, less disposable income, easier access to drugs, shitty public schools, etc.) makes one more likely to commit a crime.

-and by the by, I do agree that a ton of rich people get away with white collar crimes every day; but even if you're rich, you're not going to get much of an advantage for those crimes generally committed by low income people (other than getting a better lawyer and a little better plea...they will aggressively pursue anyone for things like narcotics, burglaries, assaults, DWIs, etc.)

kod said...

opposing attorney didn't answer; I'm not disappointed at all

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Anyone here watch Survivor last night? (Spiff?) Jimmy Johnson is on it and could be interesting."

the fuck beth, can i get a 'is anyone watching survivor tonight?' yesterday?

Yugdish said...

but even if you're rich, you're not going to get much of an advantage for those crimes generally committed by low income people (other than getting a better lawyer and a little better plea...they will aggressively pursue anyone for things like narcotics, burglaries, assaults, DWIs, etc.)



That's true.

/OJ

Spaceman Spiff said...

i usually rely on DVR to handle shit but survivor is one of those gay shows that you have to record each season individually because itll be survivor: samoa then survivor: somewhere etc

kod said...

nice jug; that's when I respond "it's the exception that proves the rule"


aitch

Yugdish said...

survivor: mequon

Spaceman Spiff said...

"still cant believe kevin is top chef"

he couldnt believe that shit either

Todd Packer said...

"still cant believe kevin is top chef"

damn spoilers... i dvr'd it and watch the yanks/rays game

Beth said...

"the fuck beth, can i get a 'is anyone watching survivor tonight?' yesterday?"

If you can find rare celeb nude pics online, something tells me you can find last night's episode of Survivor online. Maybe on an obscure website like cbs.com.

kod said...

I only saw a few TC this season; but based on a few predictions I read yesterday, I'm guessing Kevin was a huge upset

kod said...

spoilers expire at midnight on the date of occurrence

Todd Packer said...

h, standard bet on the pats/jets game?

BLUE said...

""still cant believe kevin is top chef""

did he cook a unicorn?

BLUE said...

"i usually rely on DVR to handle shit but survivor is one of those gay shows that you have to record each season individually because itll be survivor: samoa then survivor: somewhere etc"

cbs is ghey like that. Amazing race is the same way...every season it's a new number. Just fucking call it Amazing Race.

BLUE said...

blue hates CBS

I'll be his catcher said...

weirdo harrassing me on ebay

Hello.

I got package yesterday(9/15).
It was excellent!!
Thank you very very much.

I'm very happy to get them. This Christmas season I'll use them!

My husband very interested in wrapping newspaper.
We live in very country area. Newspaper is country too.....
I love NY. So your box smell NY!!

Have a nice day!!! Thank you again!!

Satoko

Yugdish said...

Lp's box smells?

I'll be his catcher said...

my box smells ny

twss

I'll be his catcher said...

"still cant believe kevin is top chef"

he couldnt believe that shit either"

ed fucking stuffed a duck neck and this dude made a basic app, used sous vide to cook duck and gave out a fruit cup for dessert

I'll be his catcher said...

kevin had the votaggio tough

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, when they showed kevins entree, first thing i said was lame

kod said...

a fruit cup? What was the challenge....making food for a nursing home or hospital?

BLUE said...

yellow jello

Bagged By The Irish said...

"Non FB = Blue, Beth, EP, TP

the cool kids"



Twitter is the same thing, fag

Bagged By The Irish said...

"FB = Tem, Meiz, Jug, aitch, keef, cmb, cmlp, kod, rev..."

& CMTP

I'll be his catcher said...

"a fruit cup? What was the challenge....making food for a nursing home or hospital?"

fucking singapore, its really a cocktail

I'll be his catcher said...

"Twitter is the same thing, fag"

negative batman

I'll be his catcher said...

"yea, when they showed kevins entree, first thing i said was lame"

i could have made that appetizer, his best dish was the cuttlefish noodles

anyone can perfectly cook a duck breast sous vide, even meiz with no room

I'll be his catcher said...

just got out of a meeting with a chick who i want to receive oral sex from

BLUE said...

"just got out of a meeting with a chick who i want to receive oral sex from"

i have a lot of those meetings

BLUE said...

*if i wasn't married

Bagged By The Irish said...

"negative batman"


It's really no different. colov

BLUE said...

except that it's completely different


i don't twit either, so doesn't matter to me fagbook

I'll be his catcher said...

when in rome

Bagged By The Irish said...

fuck italy

BLUE said...

italians are douches

Bagged By The Irish said...

I did not realize there are no GOLF PICKS this week

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"If historical events/people had Facebook..."


Now that was hilarious.

Bagged By The Irish said...

wall

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Time to go snag some boxes for teh moving.

Bagged By The Irish said...

you should get a yob as a mover

I'll be his catcher said...

dinner tonight bitches

I'll be his catcher said...

everytime i eat at Bayards i feel like i'm in the year 1800, i wanna wear a white wig and horseback

Bagged By The Irish said...

why do you want to wear a horseback?

BLUE said...

he wants to have sex with his slaves?

tem said...

how do you even wear horseback?

I'll be his catcher said...

hdh, ha

meant talk horseback and deuls

I'll be his catcher said...

*duals

I'll be his catcher said...

dules

tem said...

duels?

tem said...

talk horseback? is it a language?

I'll be his catcher said...

but serious the place is so old they have wooden ships all over, like potraits and shit

apaprentely the og GW ate there

tem said...

the olive garden great wizard?

I'll be his catcher said...

shooting @ John Hopkins

along with Sloan Kettering we use to blaze that shit up everyday

tem said...

Johns Hopkins

I'll be his catcher said...

good to know

I'll be his catcher said...

"Bravo seems to have accidentally leaked the winner earlier today."

spiff yesterday that ^^ happened

tem said...

effing Bravo

BLUE said...

bravo is for women

I'll be his catcher said...

most of the time

tem said...

i think all the time.

it is like lifetime 2. or WE 2.

I'll be his catcher said...

not when top chef is on

BLUE said...

top chef is totally a chick show

WADR

tem said...

all cooking shows are chick shows.

BLUE said...

yep

Beth said...

"all cooking shows are chick shows"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Packing the fucking apartment. Lame.

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Jilarity

I'll be his catcher said...

ice ice baby

I'll be his catcher said...

"all cooking shows are chick shows"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

fallacy as kod would say

I'll be his catcher said...

if arod did this he'd be chastised

Yugdish said...

if arod had your face he would be chastised



s

Yugdish said...

"all cooking shows are chick shows"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

""FB = Tem, Meiz, Jug, aitch, keef, cmb, cmlp, kod, rev..."

& CMTP"

true

Todd Packer said...

"all cooking shows are chick shows."


grease 2 thinks that's a ridiculous comment

Todd Packer said...

"Lp's box smells?"

hilarity

Todd Packer said...

"Jilarity"

funny stuff, meiz

Bagged By The Irish said...

John Hopkins was hilarity

Bagged By The Irish said...

"if arod did this he'd be chastised"


That's because Arod's already been shown to be a little bitch.

Bagged By The Irish said...

"He would not release the identity of the dead gunman, described only as a black man in his 30s"


Shocking

/blue

Bagged By The Irish said...

Mize,
Your girl is on the cover of People

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Cooking shows can be magnificent. That Top Chef shit is lame.

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"Mize,
Your girl is on the cover of People"


Who?

I'll be his catcher said...

italics are souches asswell

I'll be his catcher said...

damn i cant wait to sip on john daniels

tem said...

what does that even mean?

Bagged By The Irish said...

john daniels? Is that wolf?

Bagged By The Irish said...

wft is souches?

Bagged By The Irish said...

"Who?"


Your girl

tem said...

el pad is on fire today

tem said...

cubs chick is on the cover of people?

I'll be his catcher said...

i call him john but you all know him as jack

Bagged By The Irish said...

mize
Come down to Chitown next week and we'll have some beers and you can stay at cubs girl's place

Yugdish said...

cubs chick is on the cover of people?



hilarity


along with a unicorn and santa claus

Bagged By The Irish said...

hey!



















unicorns are real

Yugdish said...

mize
Come down to Chitown next week and we'll have some beers and you can stay at cubs girl's place



then keef goes back to AZ and quits franzia

Bagged By The Irish said...

"then keef goes back to AZ and quits franzia"


If all goes well

tem said...

keef is getting a job in cbus.

BLUE said...

"keef is getting a job in cbus."

they need more cops there

I'll be his catcher said...

and more people

Yugdish said...

and more franzia

tem said...

yep, e xcept the more people part

Yugdish said...

more As.?

I'll be his catcher said...

oh then less retards

tem said...

we send all our ratards to caput mundi

tem said...

when they get there you make them politicians

I'll be his catcher said...

and toll booth collectors and all MTA employees

right

tem said...

yes. el pad knows.

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Kod, Jonah Keri said Liriano is the best pitcher in the AL, today.

Todd Packer said...

"we send all our ratards to caput mundi"

tem runs the cbus underground railroad for ratards?

tem said...

fantasy football redo since i didn't see anyone answer:

should i start Vick against the Lions or Palmer against the Ravens?

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Who wants to hear something HILARIOUS?

tem said...

"tem runs the cbus underground railroad for ratards?"

its an above ground railroad actually

Bagged By The Irish said...

Harriet Tubtem

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"should i start Vick against the Lions or Palmer against the Ravens?"


Well the Ravens have jack shit for cover guys, but I'm high on Vick against the Lions. He'll account for 3 touchdowns.

Bagged By The Irish said...

"Kod, Jonah Keri said Liriano is the best pitcher in the AL, today."


mize ♥s the jonas bros?

Todd Packer said...

"Harriet Tubtem"

nice

Todd Packer said...

"mize ♥s the jonas bros?"

also works for "Who wants to hear something HILARIOUS?"

I'll be his catcher said...

vick

Bagged By The Irish said...

"nice"


Bring back memories of your childhood, packer?

Todd Packer said...

"Bring back memories of your childhood, packer?"

i was an adult when that shit went down

BLUE said...

"Kod, Jonah Keri said Liriano is the best pitcher in the AL, today."


I was wondering who the fat kid from all them movies thought was the AL's best pitcher

BLUE said...

"Well the Ravens have jack shit for cover guys, but I'm high on Vick against the Lions. He'll account for 3 touchdowns."

yeah, sanchise tore up that ravens secondary

lions front 7 is stout, don't mess with house of spears suh

BLUE said...

aja i'd probably start vick

Bagged By The Irish said...

just cashed in my $7 powerball winner. Now I'm going to sizzler

Todd Packer said...

save the sizzler meal for your bus trip

tem said...

you sending us shares of the winnings?

tem said...

i have vick penciled in now.

Bagged By The Irish said...

"save the sizzler meal for your bus trip"

I didnt really cash it in. I rolled it over into the next mega millions & powerball

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"yeah, sanchise tore up that ravens secondary"


Sanchise is fucking AWFUL

Bagged By The Irish said...

"you sending us shares of the winnings?"


I didn't win the jackpot

tem said...

$7 is a jackpot to some

tem said...

but then those people just go rob someone or do drugs

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"$7 is a jackpot to some"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Bagged By The Irish said...

I call it a johnpot
/LP

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"but then those people just go rob someone or do drugs"


I am doing neither

Bagged By The Irish said...

""$7 is a jackpot to some"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"


Get a yob

Bagged By The Irish said...

but then those people just go rob someone or do drugs or woe all the livelong day


*fized

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"Get a yob"


trying

Bagged By The Irish said...

the good thing about mize moving in with the parents is that he'll be able to use his TV that they're holding in the shed

Bagged By The Irish said...

block

Bagged By The Irish said...

bold

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