Wednesday, September 22, 2010

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes Magazine

Standing next to Oprah and the Queen...what up Oprah.

Michael Vick is going to be the starter in Philly. O:FP is really starting to heat up, and I think I like it.

Another active Bronco died...the "ring of death" almost has as many players as the "ring of fame" now. sheesh. Don't think i've ever heard of a pro athlete committing suicide before. Anyway, he was well liked by the players..blah blah. What are they going to say..."i hated that dude, i'm glad he died".

Twins clinched..good for them, now they can promptly get swept by the Rays...good work guys.

Rockies basically played themselves out of any chance of a final push..it was a hell of a ride though, they made late august/early september fun around here.

Not a good week for the Broncos to be dealing with a "non-normal" practice schedule...I'm sure that Peyton Manning will understand and take it easy on them...maybe he'll only throw for 5 tds instead of 7.

Braylon Edwards is a douche

If the JETS could only play the patriots every week, they'd be undefeated.

The Chefs are getting too much hype, but good for them. I like it when teams aren't always awful (yes, i'm looking at you Lions)

Josh Hamilton has broken ribs...maybe should have figured that out like 3 weeks ago, huh? Some awesome doctors they have on the team there in Arlington.

speaking of doctors...Dr. James Andrews is the team doctor for Auburn. It's kind of funny to see him come out off the sideline when a guy is seriously injured. Happened in the Clemson game and clemson's doc was looking at the guys leg. Jimmy comes walking out and watches them treat the player. I wonder if the doc was like "oh shit, it's Dr. James Andrews, i hope I don't mess this up", or was Jimmy there just to say, hey, I know you'll be coming to see me in a week for a second opinion so lets just get it out of the way right now.

Jimmy Andrews side note, cmblue had her knee scoped by him back in the day. He wasn't as famous then, but still, that knee is probably stronger than the other knee that never had surgery on it.

Ok. Tem threw down the gauntlet yesterday. Here's mine, if we don't get to Sparta this week, next week, i'm posting naked pictures of dudes.

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BLUE said...

no comments yet.

you must like the naked cocks

BLUE said...

cocks? count me in

/ep

BLUE said...

kenny mckinley was a cock, gamecock

Todd Packer said...

"Here's mine, if we don't get to Sparta this week, next week, i'm posting naked pictures of dudes"

suite*

/ep

Todd Packer said...

damn, blue already used that yoke*

Todd Packer said...

rockies are only 2.5 out of first and 3 out of the wc. you think they are done, blue?

BLUE said...

""hot receptionist finally tolt me what she was pissed about."

Are you going to elaborate?"

she was pissed because she got butt dialed one night when I was in CA meeting with a vendor. She thought it was because I was drunk dialing her or some shit.

it was because she'd sent me some text message, and after I read it, I didn't lock my screen when I put the phone back in my pocket.

tolt you, kidz shit.

BLUE said...

"rockies are only 2.5 out of first and 3 out of the wc. you think they are done, blue?"

yup, the blown save against the Dodgers on Sunday kilt them.

Beth said...

"O:FP is really starting to heat up, and I think I like it."

Can we please get some of that to spread to the damn Phillies?

Beth said...

Good lord, sounds like hot receptionist is about 17.

AJA, if you had hooked up with her it's clear she'd make your life hell with her expectations and games.

BLUE said...

"AJA, if you had hooked up with her it's clear she'd make your life hell with her expectations and games."

no doubt

Beth said...

And AJA aside blue, I know I've teased you a little about not hooking up with her but that's very very commendable. I know how you guys are, that's not easy to turn that down.

Todd Packer said...

when is hot receptionist getting fired?

Beth said...

When she signs the agreement not to sue.

BLUE said...

"when is hot receptionist getting fired?"

probably not, she doesn't report to me anymore, i pushed her off onto the CEO.

tem said...

meiz will take her job and he promises not to paly games.

tem said...

and yes blue is a good guy for not cheating on his wife.

El Padrino said...

fucking work, no one showed up today

El Padrino said...

fucking gold

El Padrino said...

i coulda beem blue rich if i would have listened to this dude way back when

tem said...

coulda shoulda woulda

BLUE said...

or if you'd have not bought a lot of the stuff you have

tem said...

or if he just wouldn't have gambled at all.

El Padrino said...

good god this lady is so haggard looking

El Padrino said...

"or if you'd have not bought a lot of the stuff you have"

like what, i have shit

El Padrino said...

or if he just wouldn't have gambled at all.

minimal, had a tip to buy gold when i was 25 years old, it was about $242 an ounce

today it's $1295

ah fuck it, like tem said could woulda shoulda

who cares

tem said...

how much money did you have at 25 to throw at gold?

tem said...

i'd been able to throw maybe $1k at it.

so my $1k would be worth $5,300....not blue rich.

tem said...

you would have probably maxed out credit cards buying gold though.

El Padrino said...

cant buy gold with credit cards sucka

hey at 25 i had about 10K, i was already trading options with about that much in the account

not blue rich i guess but NICE

BLUE said...

advisor guy: You should buy gold at $242 an ounce

ep: ok (goes out and buys a shitload of gold chains)

BLUE said...

"cant buy gold with credit cards suck"

Mr T disagrees

tem said...

"cant buy gold with credit cards sucka "

you can get cash from credit cards and then buy gold with cash.

dumbass.

El Padrino said...

"you can get cash from credit cards and then buy gold with cash.

dumbass."


wow

El Padrino said...

silly me i thought you literally meant that you can swipe your card and get gold in return

El Padrino said...

it's like keef never left

tem said...

of course i didn't mean that, you can't do that.

El Padrino said...

"advisor guy: You should buy gold at $242 an ounce"

it was the herp guy, we workd together for awhile before he moved to another firm on the precious metals desk

tem said...

he is a millionaire now.

BLUE said...

i can buy gold with my credit card...etrade lets me

El Padrino said...

like physical gold?

El Padrino said...

"he is a millionaire now."

he is, multi

ns

El Padrino said...

"Josh Hamilton has broken ribs...maybe should have figured that out like 3 weeks ago, huh? "

really fucking me in playoffs

Yugdish said...

Lp strikes again

Yugdish said...

1A Bulls have a better package...


TWSS

Yugdish said...

blue...get that done

El Padrino said...

love the philly inquirer headline

Spaceman Spiff said...

'Reid calls audible: Vick is starter'

suite?

Spaceman Spiff said...

do you mean the daily news one

Keef said...

we were sposed* to have lunch w/ cmk's grandma today, but instead we have to visit her in the hospital. They probably have worse lunches there

El Padrino said...

daily news one

El Padrino said...

that sucks keef, bring her a outside meal

Yugdish said...

yeah hope all is well keef!

Keef said...

cmk's uncle took us out to lunch @ McCormick & Schmick's yesterday. CMK said something about seeing pics of his house on his wife's facebook. He replied with "I'm not on that facebook. I don't have time for that shit." exact words. Made me lol

Keef said...

thanks lp, yug.

Keef said...

Marlon Byrd seems like a good dude. During the rain delay last night he jumped on top of the dugout and signed autographs and took pics with people for about an hour. Then when he takes the field for the first inning he makes the "I'm not worthy" gesture to all the people in the bleachers and they go crazy

BLUE said...

re: carmelo trade

I hope they send him to the Nyets

i'd take Derrick Favors..hell yeah I would

Keef said...

And Pablo Sandoval's pre at-bat routine is ratarded. I forgot to get it on vid-yo but he draws a cross in the dirt with his bat, steps into the box, walks to the front of the box, walks to the dirt area on front of the plate, kicks the bat twice with each foot, hits the ground, walks back into the box, hits his feet again, and digs in. It's like a 10 second routine

BLUE said...

the slop the bulls are offering is worthless...same with the knicks

rockets wont trade the one piece worth a damn...so we'll just see

maybe they can trade him to the heat for Bosh?

BLUE said...

they don't call him kungfu panda for nothin

Keef said...

and I think that csil is fucking helpless. She's called cmk about 10 times each day axing questions about work. It's like she can't even think of a solution, she just has to call right away every time a customer walks in the store. She's cmk's dummy

Keef said...

reds magic # is 4

Yugdish said...

where does csil work?

Yugdish said...

i feel like i should know that

Keef said...

csil works with cmk

El Padrino said...

"He replied with "I'm not on that facebook. I don't have time for that shit." exact words. Made me lol"

jilarity

El Padrino said...

for f.i.n.k they work for

Keef said...

f.i.n.k.


::carlton fisk::

El Padrino said...

father in law keef

Keef said...

what's the n?

El Padrino said...

nlaw

duh

lol

El Padrino said...

top dog

Keef said...

"nlaw

duh"


oh yeah. duh

Keef said...

dbags hire kevin towers. interesting

Keef said...

On the game's final pitch, fans behind the third-base dugout scattered when part of Marlon Byrd's sawed-off bat went flying into the stands on a groundout to third.


That landed in our row about 10 seats away

Keef said...

I'm doing what I can to keep the naked pics of blue away from LOV

El Padrino said...

and we appreciate it

meiz obviously wants to see bluecock

Spaceman Spiff said...

SPAERTA



phew, LOV saved

Keef said...

if I lived here and worked downtown, ahik*, I'd ride the train every day to work.

Keef said...

good work spiff

Yugdish said...

careful on those things

Keef said...

I could link the pics that the cubs photo chick took of me & cmk for their "fansfoto" page. That would probably stir some comments

Keef said...

"careful on those things"

I wouldn't walk on the tracks

Yugdish said...

it would save you money on the ticket

/mize

Keef said...

mainly because they have a big sign that says the tracks are high voltage

Keef said...

"it would save you money on the ticket

/mize"



ha

Yugdish said...

mize tweets the other day about his new boss wanting him to shadow one of the deliver people, but he says "I know the area, just let me drive"


yesterday mize considers buying a GPS.

tem said...

fire them up

tem said...

put them on facebook, i have time for that shit.

going to lunch now though.

Yugdish said...

i look forward to the new characters in Mize Works...the only LOV reality show

Keef said...

why the fuck would you need to shadow a pizza delivery guy?

Yugdish said...

and now playing the role of New Guy...Mize

El Padrino said...

did cmk heckle zambrano?

Keef said...

"yesterday mize considers buying a GPS."


He meant MPS

Yugdish said...

why the fuck would you need to shadow a pizza delivery guy?


they want to make sure mize doesn't drop a "Its not delivery, its Digiorno" on the customers

El Padrino said...

"why the fuck would you need to shadow a pizza delivery guy?"

just meiz being dramatci, as usual

pretty soon we'll have stories of the pizza place about stupid customers, dumb employees and terrible bossman

El Padrino said...

"That would probably stir some comments"

why you wearing a blackface?

Yugdish said...

what's the over/under on how many pizzas mize will eat a week?

Keef said...

"did cmk heckle zambrano?"

nah, I think she changed her tune yesterday. She saw how fird* up he gets out there and that he's actually pitched pretty well since his suspension. She axed if the other players like him and I tolt* her that he's like the crazy family member that the rest of the family just puts up with because it's family. Like csil

Yugdish said...

why you wearing a blackface?


better not be


/blue

Keef said...

"why you wearing a blackface?"


it makes my dong look bigger

Yugdish said...

i really don't think blue would post some pics of cock


ns

Yugdish said...

that would mean he has to look them up, unless he already has them

Keef said...

and makes my 40 time faster

Keef said...

"just meiz being dramatci, as usual"


good point

Keef said...

"what's the over/under on how many pizzas mize will eat a week?"


He's gonna be rev sized again

El Padrino said...

"that would mean he has to look them up, unless he already has them"

it's on his other blog, pac-10 dong

El Padrino said...

aja, pizza is not a junk food
actually pretty nutritious

granted the carbs can cause weight gain

Spaceman Spiff said...

if you ate a small portion that had chicken breast and veggies on top, yea, but who does that shit

Keef said...

Going here for lunch today

Yugdish said...

if you ate a small portion that had chicken breast and veggies on top, yea, but who does that shit


^^^^^^^^

Yugdish said...

portillo's is good stuff

Spaceman Spiff said...

portillos over here is too far away, only been once

Keef said...

Went here the other day for lunch. Grate* deep dish za'*

Yugdish said...

its also good for you


s

Keef said...

I take off the cheese & crust and just pick the tomatoes out of the sauce and eat those

Keef said...

piece

BLUE said...

"I take off the cheese & crust and just pick the tomatoes out of the sauce and eat those"

so it's like lasagna

Spaceman Spiff said...

whats better, a pizookie or the cookie pizza at malnati's

BLUE said...

how about the big cookie pizza at old chicago

kod said...

"Twins clinched..good for them, now they can promptly get swept by the Rays...good work guys."


wager? Name the stakes; I'll probably agree

Yugdish said...

wager? Name the stakes; I'll probably agree



pinks

Yugdish said...

/blue

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

BLUE said...

thats a pretty perfecto ass

Yugdish said...

im mad at you again.


/hot receptionist

Yugdish said...

McKinley's teammates and coaches said Tuesday that they didn't see any hint the gregarious 23-year-old wide receiver was suicidal.

---

"He had made statements while playing dominoes shortly after the surgery that he should just kill himself," the officer reported. "No one believed he was serious."


Isn't saying "I should just kill myself" a hint?

BLUE said...

"Isn't saying "I should just kill myself" a hint?"

nobody knows who told the cops he said that...probably whoever murdered him

El Padrino said...

fuck lou malnati

BLUE said...

guy who is a profootball player says "I should just kill myself" everyone laughs

meiz say "i should just kill myself" and the crisis hotlines light up.

Yugdish said...

guy who is a profootball player says "I should just kill myself" everyone laughs

meiz say "i should just kill myself" and the crisis hotlines light up.



granted always to realize after the fact, i got that. Its still a hint though.

BLUE said...

yup, i agree.

obviously it stuck with whoever he said that to, to the point that they remembered it a month later.

Yugdish said...

Simmons wasn't bad on PTI. him being on there made Kornheiser seem that much louder

Yugdish said...

Simmons would do more TV if it didn't sound like he had a stuffed up nose all the time.

El Padrino said...

yeah he's got ray romano voice

not a good look

El Padrino said...

i think meiz tweeted later that night (suicide news broke)

that depression was real

something along those lines

should i have called the hotline to report meiz?

BLUE said...

do you think meiz is the killer?

Yugdish said...

mize is depressed because working at the pizza joint might cause some weight gain and he might not be able to fit into his skinny jeans anymore.

Yugdish said...

all my jeans are skinny jeans


/rev


s

BLUE said...

isn't the pizza place closed until 5pm where the shiznit is he right now then?

BLUE said...

pizza delivery orientation

BLUE said...

gameday is going to be in Boise this week...that should be interesting

El Padrino said...

"isn't the pizza place closed until 5pm where the shiznit is he right now then?"

wants to see cock

Yugdish said...

he is reading the directions on his GPS...sadly, no mequon roads made the cut.

Yugdish said...

gameday is going to be in Boise this week...that should be interesting


That's a lot of potatoes!

/Kramer

I'm An As. Too said...

The Lions aren't awful

tem said...

i think IT blocked facebook here. it doesn't load up anymore.

Yugdish said...

they're entertaining

Yugdish said...

IT doesn't have time for that shit

BLUE said...

"The Lions aren't awful"

the lions have been my NFC team for 20 years...they're awful

BLUE said...

IT saw your post from yesterday and they were disgusted

I'm An As. Too said...

I don't know how the Cedarburg addresses work. That would be the problem.

Yugdish said...

plus i hear they drive on the left side of the road there...


s

El Padrino said...

"gameday is going to be in Boise this week...that should be interesting"

i read oregon st was coloring the filed* blue to practice on

like that matters

El Padrino said...

boise gameday is a long day for the gang, hope they keep corso awake throughout the broadcast

BLUE said...

i'm interested to see how many "students" show up for gameday in Boise

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat bra

El Padrino said...

mallomars

El Padrino said...

are

El Padrino said...

incredible

BLUE said...

Blue is swinging up to Fort Collins to watch Idaho destroy CSU this weekend.

El Padrino said...

take dat bra

off

BLUE said...

and he's got the lowdown on some tickets for when Idaho plays BSU in November, just gotta convince cmblue that it's a good idea for me to take a trip by myself

BLUE said...

and that the goal is drunken debauchery, not family bonding

Yugdish said...

it took me two days to recover from the Bears weekend this past weekend.

Yugdish said...

to fully recover. yesterday i felt ok, but was just tired as hell

kod said...

"The Lions aren't awful"


-nope, and it's going to really suck when they beat the Vikes at the Dome on Sunday

kod said...

sucks when your team has a must win game on the 3rd week of the season


-oh well, I'm pretty low on the Vikes; last place is not outside the realm of possibility

Yugdish said...

sucks when your team has a must win game on the 3rd week of the season


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

/Dallas Cowboys

El Padrino said...

"-oh well, I'm pretty low on the Vikes; last place is not outside the realm of possibility"

really

already with the reverse jinx

Todd Packer said...

"boise gameday is a long day for the gang, hope they keep corso awake throughout the broadcast"

gameday broadcast is the same length of time no matter where they are broadcasting from

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Report: Browns called Eagles last night about Kolb"

holmgren took a shit looked at it, saw some corn and thought

shit-corn, browns-cob*, perfect

Beth said...

"dat bra"

I'm probably the only one who noticed she's married.

Spaceman Spiff said...

" Brad Childress said Harvin missed practice because of another migraine."

those doctors didnt fix anything i guess

Spaceman Spiff said...

i noticed but its irrelevant

kod said...

"really

already with the reverse jinx"


-not intentionally; it's just not our year

I'm An As. Too said...

I'm not sure what to wear to the pizza place. I'll bring a change of clothes just in case I'm underdressed.

El Padrino said...

"gameday broadcast is the same length of time no matter where they are broadcasting from"

i meant time zone

El Padrino said...

"I'm not sure what to wear to the pizza place. I'll bring a change of clothes just in case I'm underdressed."

i'll paypal you $100 if you wear a teenage mutant ninja costume

Todd Packer said...

"I'm not sure what to wear to the pizza place. I'll bring a change of clothes just in case I'm underdressed."

vikings t-shirt?

I'm An As. Too said...

"vikings t-shirt?"


Old man tolt me Brewers stuff, Badgers stuff.

He also made an extra effort to remind me that the Vikings shirt is strictly off limits.

I'm An As. Too said...

I'm gonna test 'em with the Mawse Bawse jersey on a Sunday, though.

kod said...

I find a t-shirt that says Fuck this Job to be best choice on the first day; that way, nowhere to go but up

Yugdish said...

where a body suit like rev did at the Phillies game the other day

El Padrino said...

fuck the phillies

Yugdish said...

rally lobster shirt

I'm An As. Too said...

"rally lobster shirt"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


The Rally Lobster got me some tail this summer.


The Rally Lobster plays.

tem said...

wear khakis and a bowling shirt

BLUE said...

"I'm probably the only one who noticed she's married"

or just engaged

BLUE said...

cubs hat?

BLUE said...

can't you just wear your UPS uniform?

I'm An As. Too said...

Fuck The UPS Store

Yugdish said...

he had to turn that back into big brown

Yugdish said...

not the zorse

Yugdish said...

i keep thinking mize is keef with that Asvatar

El Padrino said...

chargers are retarded

Yugdish said...

Feinsod was critical of Smith, saying "Archie Manning had it right," a reference to Manning's reluctance to have Eli Manning play for San Diego after being drafted by the team in 2004. "They call [Smith] the Lord of No Rings for a reason."



Lord of No Rings is hilarity

BLUE said...

I think that's worked out alright for phil rivers

BLUE said...

push

BLUE said...

just say no

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