Monday, September 27, 2010

I saw tem

I hate coming back from vacation. Cmk tolt me she was ready to come home but I could have stayed for at least another week. Chicago has so many activities!

The bus trip from Chicago to Columbus was a story itself. Jesus, what a freakshow that place is. I was expecting that going in, but it more than lived up to the hype. In the station itself we saw a woman who was coked out of her mind, a Mexican dude who had an electronic monitoring device on his ankle, a dude who seemed like he was autistic walking around for 3 hours, a bus that was oversold so like 10 people didn't get on and they caused a ruckus for about 30 minutes, 3 black chicks who couldn't have been older than 17 and one of them had a 2 year old who was running around screaming and the 3 of them were egging her on, employees there who could not care less about helping anyone, and a black dude in the bathroom who tried to sell me a gold chain WHILE I was taking a piss. The bus ride was 8 hours, and there were like 7 or 8 stops on the way, in places like Gary, IN; Lima, OH; and Kenton, OH. Each stop, someone got off the bus. And it's not like we stopped at a bus terminal. We were stopping at goddman gas stations for these people to get off. At one stop, we switched drivers, so our driver pulls in behind a gas station and gets off the bus. We sit there for 10 minutes before the new driver gets on. Not sure what was going on during that time, but we probably could have taken the bus ourselves. Fucking awesomeness all around. I'd nerve do it again, but for 1 time it was hilarity. As we were sitting in the airport terminal waiting to board our flight back to Phoenix on Sunday, cmk looks around and says "Wow, it's amazing to see the people here compared to the people on the bus. I guess stereotypes are that way for a reason".

I saw tem @ the tOSU game. Actually, he saw me first. He was there with femtem but she was with some other folk so they weren't with him when I saw him. If that makes sense. Either that or she doesn't exist. But tem axed what me & cmk were doing that night and I said going to dinner or something and he made a "you should check out the zoo" joke. Cmk gave him a ::lions & tigers & bears::. When we walked away I splained to her the zoo joke and she said "Wow, Milwaukee must be a boring place". NS

I gave tem some free beer tokens for one of the tailgate parties so hopefully he went and got femtem drunk.

DAT AS.!


Shitty softball team lost 12-5 but good softball team won 28-12 last night. I was a combined 7 for 8 with a walk.

Man, my Notre Dame xnij worked to perfection. S

Cincy's magic number is 1.
Hey, so is mine. /mize

That is all

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Beth said...

"Congrats on winning GOLF PICKS, Beth

ns"

Thanks, it was a good competition this year, came down to the last tournament to decide which one of us won.

tem said...

Super tired today. At least I have a dentist appt at 4 so I get to leave work early.

tem said...

Guess I should have started marshall and vick instead of welker and palmer.

tem said...

It sucks when 2 guys on your bench outscore 6 of your starters

El Padrino said...

wow bus ride sounded horrible

El Padrino said...

congrats beth

wanna know your prize?

El Padrino said...

Gary, IN

did you pass Mike's house?

El Padrino said...

keef, not sure if you know this but, you have nuts on your chest in that picture....FYI

El Padrino said...

cmk seems smat*

El Padrino said...

bruised ribs hurt

El Padrino said...

i wonder if our ribs are delicious like those of a pig or cow?

El Padrino said...

"At least I have a dentist appt at 4 so I get to leave work early."


i'd rather stay at work

El Padrino said...

Plamer fucking stinks

keef what the fuck

El Padrino said...

fucking sanchise had some nice throws last night

BLUE said...

"bruised ribs hurt"

rough touch got out of hand

El Padrino said...

GReen Bay is the pick tonight, despite the bad start for El Pad

El Padrino said...

"bruised ribs hurt"

"rough touch got out of hand"

it's alot more physcial than you would think

i landed on the football, as i brought in the catch i was hit, left my feet (was stretched out to make the catch, almost a half dive, had no footing really) so tried to secure the ball and landed on it right on my ribs

getting old

El Padrino said...

it's a shit ton of fun

El Padrino said...

i love it

BLUE said...

getting old is not fun

El Padrino said...

they are not broken though so dont worry, i'd be in alot more pain if they were

i remember

El Padrino said...

"getting old is not fun"

word up

El Padrino said...

hail to the chiefs

Beth said...

"wanna know your prize?"

I was actually going to ask keith for his nuts necklace.

s

El Padrino said...

"I was actually going to ask keith for his nuts necklace."

i can give you a much better nut necklace if you'd like

El Padrino said...

they dont call me tebagz for nothing ya know

LIGHTS OUT!

Beth said...

Wow, Southwest is buying Airtran. Hopefully that'll mean Airtran will get rid of bag fees.

tem said...

southwest is ok

El Padrino said...

fun fare to beths house!

Yugdish said...

DING!

BLUE said...

wanna get away?

BLUE said...

it's on

El Padrino said...

You are now free to roam around the pussy.

Yugdish said...

computer based training courses suck

tem said...

i went to beth's town and she refused to hang out.

Beth said...

Come on back Tem, I'll take you on a Segway tour of some cliffs...

Beth said...

Ep, you're invited too.

Todd Packer said...

nice pic. sounds like it was a good trip.... even with the bus ride

Todd Packer said...

beth, uga.... wft?

Todd Packer said...

trey burton hype is getting out of control here... they are calling him treybow

Todd Packer said...

still can't believe gameday is not doing the uf/bama game

El Padrino said...

"still can't believe gameday is not doing the uf/bama game"

where are they instead

Todd Packer said...

"where are they instead"

stanford/oregon

tem said...

"Come on back Tem, I'll take you on a Segway tour of some cliffs..."

cliffs don't scare anyone from wava.

Todd Packer said...

ut/ou is this weekend too

BLUE said...

"still can't believe gameday is not doing the uf/bama game"

Oregon/Stanford?

tem said...

"still can't believe gameday is not doing the uf/bama game"

didn't they already do a bama game?

Todd Packer said...

"cliffs don't scare anyone from wava"

what about cliffs with microwaves?

BLUE said...

guess i could have waited for the answer

tem said...

no, we'd know how to throw the microwaves off the cliffs.

cliffs and hills and coal mines and relatives make us feel good.

teeth and shoes and yellow people are things we are wary of.

tem said...

"guess i could have waited for the answer"

paitence is not a staple of LOV

Todd Packer said...

"didn't they already do a bama game?"

yeah, i think penn state/bama... but in the past they would usually do the best game of the week. even if it meant some schools getting on more than once per season.

tem said...

people are sick of the SEC

El Padrino said...

"As many as 100 homes could be affected by floodwater in Wisconsin because of the failure of a 120-year-old sand levee."

BLUE said...

best game of the week is Stanford/Oregon

Beth said...

"beth, uga.... wft?"

That pretty much sums up the feeling of every GA fan right now. They are just a bad team right now and Saturday was embarrassing for them. The whisperings about Richt being in trouble are no longer whispers.

Of course their 10th arrest this last weekend didn't help either.

El Padrino said...

stanford/oregon

not bad tp, auzten or whatever is a nice venue

Beth said...

"what about cliffs with microwaves?"

And with pools at the bottom of the cliffs.

El Padrino said...

"Ep, you're invited too."

suite, you on the pill?
i need to know

Todd Packer said...

"people are sick of the SEC"

4 NCs in a row will do that i guess

Yugdish said...

stanford/oregon


west coast bias

Todd Packer said...

"not bad tp, auzten or whatever is a nice venue"

yeah, no doubt... just thought bamer/uf was a lock if bolth* were still undefeated

tem said...

"4 NCs in a row will do that i guess"

yeah, but what have they done for me lately?

BLUE said...

"beth, uga.... wft?"

don't worry, they'll get right this week, i'm sure

Beth said...

"suite, you on the pill?
i need to know"

So does nobody read the news and know about Jimi Heselden, or was my joke just ignored?

El Padrino said...

"yeah, no doubt... just thought bamer/uf was a lock if bolth* were still undefeated"

fyi florida is going to get creamed

El Padrino said...

"So does nobody read the news and know about Jimi Heselden, or was my joke just ignored?"

::jimi hnedrix::

Todd Packer said...

3rd best game of the week is Stanford/Oregon

fixed

Beth said...

"don't worry, they'll get right this week, i'm sure"

Plus, AJ Green is back this week.

There are a LOT of fans who think if AJ wasn't suspended they'd be 4-0 right now. I even think I might be one of them.

BLUE said...

stanford/oregon is better than an overrated Oklahoma, and shitty Texas game

El Padrino said...

i think you said that last week

Todd Packer said...

"fyi florida is going to get creamed"

is that based on you track record for picking football games?

Beth said...

Jimi Heselden

El Padrino said...

texas is shitty this year, ucla whupped that ass in Austin

BLUE said...

Texas got ran by the 5th best team in the pac-10, maybe 6th.

on their home field.

BLUE said...

"i think you said that last week"

technically last week she said 3-0

El Padrino said...

"is that based on you track record for picking football games?"

you can have the points, 3 day bet

bama is no fucking joke, they can beat the carolina panthers right now and Ark is going to beat FLA too, they are the 2nd best SEC team

Todd Packer said...

"Texas got ran by the 5th best team in the pac-10, maybe 6th."

yeah, i know... ut/ou is still a better game

tem said...

"So does nobody read the news and know about Jimi Heselden, or was my joke just ignored?"

i figured someone fell off a cliff on a segway, but didn't know who.

Todd Packer said...

"Ark is going to beat FLA too, they are the 2nd best SEC team"

uf doesn't play ark this year

BLUE said...

was jimi segwaying on a cliff?

El Padrino said...

i get it now beth good one

the segway owener segued himself off a cliff

that's high-larrity*

El Padrino said...

"uf doesn't play ark this year"

well they'll end up with a better record, i think we bet this already

ns

Todd Packer said...

ep, 3 day bet on uf/bama... whatever the friday line is

El Padrino said...

"Man, my Notre Dame xnij worked to perfection. S"

since i'm obligated to say something being as you never let an opportunity pass to say something to me when i whiff on a pick here is my say:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fool

regards

Todd Packer said...

"well they'll end up with a better record, i think we bet this already"

yes we did. do you want to pay off it now?

El Padrino said...

"ep, 3 day bet on uf/bama... whatever the friday line is"

no three day shit, standard

S

yes, i'm in

El Padrino said...

"yes we did. do you want to pay off it now?"

I don't think so Tim.

El Padrino said...

i think the bama/ark game proves that boise/TCU should be no where near the national title game if they stay undefeated

no playoff system sucks but it's true

it's true

El Padrino said...

leon washington healed up nice

Todd Packer said...

early line is bama by 9

Todd Packer said...

"i think the bama/ark game proves that boise/TCU should be no where near the national title game if they stay undefeated"

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El Padrino said...

whoever that corner is opposite of Champ Bailey is now property of Peyton Manning

El Padrino said...

"early line is bama by 9"

not scurred but i guessed 7, we'll see if it moves much

El Padrino said...

that game on 330 or at night

i guess 330 since kirk is at oregon

El Padrino said...

i'm telling you for $50 the NFL Red Zone channel is a must have

Yugdish said...

"i think the bama/ark game proves that boise/TCU should be no where near the national title game if they stay undefeated"


the boise state arguement pretty much died after VT lost to james madison didn't it?

IN YOU FACE boise state!

/VT

Yugdish said...

i'm telling you for $50 the NFL Red Zone channel is a must have


red zone channel is awesome!

El Padrino said...

when they went 3 screens with the vikes, new orleans and kc in the red zone i nearly cummed in my points

Todd Packer said...

"that game on 330 or at night"

uf/bama is at 8:00pm... kirk doesn't work for cbs

Beth said...

"when they went 3 screens with the vikes, new orleans and kc in the red zone i nearly cummed in my points"

"Cummed"? Is that how you say it in real life?

Todd Packer said...

"points" too

El Padrino said...

"Cummed"? Is that how you say it in real life?

yes, Cam(e) is gay

El Padrino said...

"uf/bama is at 8:00pm... kirk doesn't work for cbs"

good call packer

El Padrino said...

skins/iggles this weekend in philly

El Padrino said...

that catch from the TE on the chiefs was nuts

what a draft they had

Beth said...

"yes, Cam(e) is gay"

Ahhh, continuing the charade, got it.

Keef said...

"Gary, IN

did you pass Mike's house?"


I thought about that, but it was like 1:00 in the morning

Keef said...

"Plamer fucking stinks

keef what the fuck"


They're winning, so idgaf what his fantasy stats are

El Padrino said...

"I thought about that, but it was like 1:00 in the morning"

damn, god bless cmk, cmep would have none of that bus shit being 6 months pregnant

El Padrino said...

"They're winning, so idgaf what his fantasy stats are"

not an owner jus sayin, feel like the O should be scoring more

Keef said...

"since i'm obligated to say something being as you never let an opportunity pass to say something to me when i whiff on a pick here is my say:"


Yep, dead wrong on that one, although they could easily be 3-1 right now. AHIK

El Padrino said...

big win for atl beth, hartley sucks

Keef said...

"damn, god bless cmk, cmep would have none of that bus shit being 6 months pregnant"

She's the one that hates flying, so the bus was her idear. And she bitched the whole time about being uncomfortable.

But in her defence*, we booked the trip before she got pregnant, too

El Padrino said...

"Yep, dead wrong on that one"

it happens, the MSU game was very winnable, sat they got destroyed

tem said...

cmk looked like she was having a blast in cbus.

Keef said...

"not an owner jus sayin, feel like the O should be scoring more"


Their WRs are bad. TO is a joke. Shipley will be decent, but not yet. Their best WR is their TE

Keef said...

"cmk looked like she was having a blast in cbus."

haha, i'm guessing this was (s). She was miserable the whole weekend because she had a sinus infection & a migraine.

El Padrino said...

"haha, i'm guessing this was (s). She was miserable the whole weekend because she had a sinus infection & a migraine."

and a 4 pound human living inside of her

El Padrino said...

and her husband was drinking like a fish and intorducing her to interwebs strangers and wore nuts on his neck

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck todd haley

Keef said...

"and a 4 pound human living inside of her"

She was fine in Chicago

Keef said...

"and her husband was drinking like a fish and intorducing her to interwebs strangers and wore nuts on his neck"

I had 3 beers in 9 days. NS

And she had nuts around her neck, too. NS

El Padrino said...

I had 3 beers in 9 days. NS

your fault

And she had nuts around her neck, too. NS

i got nothing

Keef said...

"your fault"

I'm not going to rub it in her face that she can't drink

Beth said...

"I'm not going to rub it in her face that she can't drink"

Ok, just stop it. You're supposed to be an as* and don't say anything to make me think otherwise!

El Padrino said...

i dont rub it in her face i just dont drink what she likes or what we would drink together

El Padrino said...

cmep doesnt like beer much, especially fall beer or dark beer

Keef said...

"Ok, just stop it. You're supposed to be an as* and don't say anything to make me think otherwise!"


Fuck off, bitch

Keef said...

better?

Keef said...

IN YOU FACE, JOSH

/Texas Rangers

Beth said...

"better?"

Much appreciated.

El Padrino said...

"Reginald Williams, charged with second-degree murder for the fatal beating of two-year-old Aiyden Davis, admitted to slamming the child into the floor and beating him "until his own hands hurt." In a taped confession, he said he used his hands and knees to beat the child between September 13th and Friday, while he was watching him."

Kill him now, no trial, no jail, just beat him to death.

Keef said...

2 more folks out of the survival pool

Keef said...

"Kill him now, no trial, no jail, just beat him to death."


Where's that guy live?

Spaceman Spiff said...

saints assistant hilarity

from yesterday

fist pum... hold up, nvm, eat fist

Keef said...

"fist pum... hold up, nvm, eat fist"


awesome

Keef said...

"Where's that guy live?"


Ah, Brooklyn. Weird.

El Padrino said...

"fist pum... hold up, nvm, eat fist"

saw that live, twas hilarity

El Padrino said...

Ah, Brooklyn. Weird.

"probably bus-sed in from Columbus or Gary In"

Spaceman Spiff said...

trent edwards cut, hilarity

El Padrino said...

ha

El Padrino said...

why was it 110 degrees in Denver yesterday

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

El Padrino said...

i shared that one with the office it was so good

Keef said...

"probably bus-sed in from Columbus or Gary In"


touche

Keef said...

cmk did make a "wow, there are a lot of black people here" comment in columbus

Keef said...

"dat ass"

word

tem said...

"cmk did make a "wow, there are a lot of black people here" comment in columbus"

they aren't black, they are haitian.

tem said...

"haha, i'm guessing this was (s). She was miserable the whole weekend because she had a sinus infection & a migraine."

it was s.

she looked ready to go home.

Keef said...

I'm with LP in thinking that Bama is gonna roll FU

tem said...

they'll win by 15 points

El Padrino said...

did anyone see Wall Street 2?

i might have to actually go and see it not wait, like i did with Hangover then Dark Knight before that

El Padrino said...

i only come out for the big boys, movie theaters annoy me

Keef said...

I can't take anything seriously that has the transformers dude in it

tem said...

i think he is ok

tem said...

yeah i said it

tem said...

wall street 2 is definitely a wait for it to be on netflix.

Keef said...

"i think he is ok"

you would

Keef said...

he must be signed up to star in Grease 3

tem said...

i dislike the new imdb.com format

tem said...

he can't star in grease 3. i filmed that already in my back yard.

grease 4 i filmed in the condo. most songs were about bedskirts. or had to do with ______ being over there if you want it.

he can star in grease 5.

El Padrino said...

not a fan of la boof but the story/plot sounds awesome and gekko is one of the best characters ever

Keef said...

wall (street 2)

Keef said...

current MLB bets...

MESS/Reds # of wins
$20 in beer for LP
$20 in fresh kielbasa for keith

Braves/Mess 2010 record
Braves better record = 3 days name/pic for LP
Mess better record = 3 days name/pic for Beth

O/U Breers wins per PECOTA (78)
over = 1 week for zeke (RIP)
under = 1 week for mize
Breers currently 73-82

O/U MESS wins per PECOTA(78)
over = 1 week for zeke (RIP)
under = 1 week for LP
Mess currently 76-79

O/U MESS wins = 80
over 80 = 1 week for weasel
under 80 = 1 week for LP

tem said...

i am definitely in the minority here in liking laboof*


thought he was good in the golf movie, disturbia was ok, eagle eye was ok, transformers entertained me.

i guess for me he just is a solid performer.

Keef said...

41/60

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i only come out for the big boys, movie theaters annoy me"

wall street deuce isnt a big boy

El Padrino said...

"MESS/Reds # of wins
$20 in beer for LP
$20 in fresh kielbasa for keith"

you'll get it soon enough, still a little unclear on how to ship

hoping they take care of that at the store

El Padrino said...

beth i'll pay now

Todd Packer said...

"I'm with LP in thinking that Bama is gonna roll FU"


"they'll win by 15 points"


i'll make the standard 3 day bet with you guys too... whatever the friday line is.... bama might win, but i don't think they will cover

Keef said...

"thought he was good in the golf movie"

which one was that?

Beth said...

"i dislike the new imdb.com format"

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tem said...

the greatest game ever played or something like that

Keef said...

"you'll get it soon enough, still a little unclear on how to ship"

Yeah, I know you're good for it. Wasn't being an as., just letting everyone know about their bets coming to an end

Todd Packer said...

"i think he is ok"

rt,r?

tem said...

i will not bet on the bama/usf game, but i will make predictions about it.

Keef said...

"i'll make the standard 3 day bet with you guys too... whatever the friday line is.... bama might win, but i don't think they will cover"

word

El Padrino said...

curry came to camp at 325 pounds

Keef said...

"i will not bet on the bama/usf game, but i will make predictions about it."

We're talking about bama/FU

Beth said...

"beth i'll pay now"

Didn't you already pay this? Remember the keith pic? Or was that for a Braves-Mess series bet?

Todd Packer said...

"i will not bet on the bama/usf game, but i will make predictions about it."

not sure when bama plays usf

Keef said...

"curry came to camp at 325 pounds"

Mr. Cooper?

s

tem said...

"rt,r?"


i know, he is no clark gable, but he'll do.

tem said...

"We're talking about bama/FU"

i won't bet on it either.

Keef said...

Fucking Directv. Bill went up $50 this month. I know the 2 $10referrals ended this month, but not sure where the other $30 came from

Todd Packer said...

" but not sure where the other $30 came from"

as. fee

Spaceman Spiff said...

TP punches bums and

UF players fuck up the handicapped

didnt help lift him back up

Keef said...

"as. fee"

goddman

Todd Packer said...

blockt* on the pic, spiff... what was it?

Spaceman Spiff said...

texas fan hilarity







anyone notice he's married?

/beff

Beth said...

"goddman"

You should be happy, you're getting off cheap then.

s

El Padrino said...

stink bugs

Todd Packer said...

anyone watching tc desserts.... dude spent the last episode crying about his mother and red hots

El Padrino said...

fucking Bose

Beth said...

"anyone notice he's married?"

Well played.

But wtf, he's got wedding rings on both hands? Wouldn't that make him a Utah fan?

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue you gonna watch the amazing race, ive never watched but wanna know when this in you face episode happens

Spaceman Spiff said...

"blockt* on the pic, spiff... what was it?"

sideline play, UF player ends up running over someone guy in a wheelchair

Keef said...

"You should be happy, you're getting off cheap then"

Don't you worry about how I'm getting off

Spaceman Spiff said...

someone guy is suite

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