Monday, September 13, 2010

I need a vacation

Week 1 of footyball is almost in the books. Bangles looked like shit. Gints looked decent. Houston comes up with a big win. 49ers shit the bed. Bears & Skins barely walked away with wins. Tennessee looks like they're gonna be tough, but it was the Raiders they played. Rev is getting Vick chills.

Holy crap, did you see the end of that WNBA game? /rev

The motor on my AC went out this weekend. Being in a house that's 90°+ is bad. Having a preggo wife in that same house is awful. I felt bad for her. But then she went shopping all day on Sunday so I didn't feel as bad. Good thing we renewed that home warranty last month. ns

UM is back in the top 25. Denard Robinson looks like he's gonna be pretty suite. Can he throw, though? That is NS. I have seen him run all over the field but haven't really seen him throw at all. I'm not hating, just don't know if he's got an arm. I really hope UM isn't getting all their fans riled up and then shit the bed the rest of the season like they did a couple of years ago. NS When UM is good, college
footyball is much better.

TP probably had a good time seeing the OU/FSU results.

Went 0-2 in softball last night. The first team we lost to was called "BAMFS". Seriously. And every dude on the team was a douche bag. A bunch of 21-22 year olds that yap the whole game. They only had 3 OFs in the 1st inning so I led off and hit one down the RF line because noone was over there, and I'm rounding 1st and the 1B says "Your* a dick". Rec league softball is the better. Shitty softball team lost by like 15 runs, also. So it was a long night.

LP, I need a name/pic change for the ND bet.

Next Monday I'll be in Chi-town so someone can someone throw up a spot start? Please & thank you.

That is all.

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tem said...

The muslim can post next monday

Beth said...

If the muslim gets to post, then the terrorists win.

s

tem said...

They already won because LP is afraid of planes and plane jokes.

El Padrino said...

early morning bait

suite

El Padrino said...

denard can throw, better than Pat White, not saying much i know

El Padrino said...

joe montana's son lookt* great

S

El Padrino said...

Miss me Yet?

El Padrino said...

new name and pic for keef

name is Bagged By The Irish

El Padrino said...

winnie cooper had a baby

Todd Packer said...

"TP probably had a good time seeing the OU/FSU results. "

yes, lots of "we're back" talk from fsu people last week... yeah, back to sucking

Todd Packer said...

"Miss me Yet?"

funny

Todd Packer said...

denard seems like the real deal

Todd Packer said...

nice comeback win for WVU, tem

BLUE said...

I'm excited for the 6-0 start from Notre Dame. Brian Kelly has them headed in the right direction...or not

BLUE said...

fucking virginia tech...quit being pussies

BLUE said...

fucking broncos...quit being pussies

BLUE said...

i kept trying to figure out why the broncos lost...they didn't give up a ton of yards, they didn't play poorly on offense. Their special teams was shit though and their OL gave up way too many sacks/pressures.

BLUE said...

but Eddie Royal looks like he might be back to his rookie form...so i got that going for me, which is nice

BLUE said...

fucking rockies...just when I thought they couldn't piss me off any more they go and totally redeem themselves.

which will just piss me off more when they don't make the playoffs.

tem said...

"nice comeback win for WVU, tem"

either they turned a corner and are now a good team or maryland will stomp them.

tem said...

"denard can throw, better than Pat White, not saying much i know"

^^

BLUE said...

"denard can throw, better than Pat White, not saying much i know"

he's no tebow

Todd Packer said...

"he's no tebow"

he might be > tesus... he could be desus or jesnard

kod said...

"For now, let's just remember this is the third significant injury Stafford has suffered in 11 NFL starts. (Last year, he dislocated a knee cap and separated his left shoulder"


rut-roh

tem said...

kids with downs don't hold up well

tem said...

by the by cgtif does not enjoy a good downs syndrome joke.

kod said...

ok, so after watching the NFC North games this weekend and looking over the schedules one more time, I feel good about this predicted finish:

GB 10-6
Minni 9-7
Chi 6-10
Det 5-11 (I'm assuming Stafford misses the next 5 games)

El Padrino said...

shaun hill is aight

El Padrino said...

still they will suck regardless,

kod said...

serviceable

they should still beat the Rams at home with him....but I don't think they steal one at Minni, GB, or NYG (or one at home against Philly) with him...which I think they would do with Stafford

Beth said...

I'm sorry, there was no football this weekend, not sure what y'all are talking about.


(Yes, I'm in denial, not a good weekend for GA football teams dammit.)

tem said...

hard to beat the stillers on opening day

tem said...

and the ol ball coach has a team this year

Spaceman Spiff said...

nbc needs to go back to the old faith intro, green screen dehances* the thighs, the fuck, no doubt some fat blobs wrote some letters to nbc last season so they changed it to this shit and we all suffer, fuckin terrorists won

kod said...

cmkod's dad passed away last night; now I have to be the executor of his estate....anyone know a good lawyer?

kod said...

aja I'm kind of stressed about all of this; his will isn't really a will, and I don't know squat about probate

Beth said...

"anyone know a good lawyer?"

Depends what you want them to be good at...



Seriously though kod, my condolences.

kod said...

hard to beat the stillers on opening day

right? Sucks losing the suicide pool week 1!

kod said...

thanks Beth; he's been suffering so much all summer I think it's more of a relief than anything

Beth said...

"hard to beat the stillers on opening day"

The Falcons beat themselves. The worst part is Turner looked slow and ineffective.

"and the ol ball coach has a team this year"

And a STUD freshman running back. Watch out for Lattimore, he's going to be a star.

Spaceman Spiff said...

TP will enjoy this

EP will get a kick out of it too

Spaceman Spiff said...

kod forgot about polamalu being back

Beth said...

So did Matt Ryan apparently.

El Padrino said...

nice gambling tocket

Bagged By The Irish said...

"they didn't play poorly on offense...and their OL gave up way too many sacks/pressures."



So they played poorly on offense. Got it

Bagged By The Irish said...

AC carnie is here. Suite

Todd Packer said...

"TP will enjoy this"

yikes

Todd Packer said...

"AC carnie is here"

hilarious... i think my ac guy runs the tilt-a-whirl

Bagged By The Irish said...

fucking tilt a whirl is the worse

Bagged By The Irish said...

sorry to hear about cmkod's pops, kod

Todd Packer said...

"sorry to hear about cmkod's pops, kod

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

why is keith upside-down?

Bagged By The Irish said...

45/80

Bagged By The Irish said...

"why is keith upside-down?"


I'm guessing it's a tbag reference

El Padrino said...

it is

Bagged By The Irish said...

26/26

34 seconds left

kod said...

thanks guys; happily my boss knows a lot about probate...feeling about 100X better now after speaking with him over the past hour or so about what needs to happen next

kod said...

"kod forgot about polamalu being back"

yeah, I underrated their defense. I thought Atlanta would win about 17-3 or so

Beth said...

I was almost out with you Kod, I originally had picked the Cowboys but thankfully changed it at the last minute.

Yugdish said...

im working on a wnba sporcle.


/rev

El Padrino said...

sorry to hear about the father in law kod

Todd Packer said...

"im working on a wnba and tennis sporcle.


/rev

Yugdish said...

sorry to hear about the father in law kod


^^^^^^^^^

yeah, sorry for your loss man.

El Padrino said...

good use of your jug

El Padrino said...

why was there no RF if they had three outfielders?

Todd Packer said...

"why was there no RF if they had three outfielders?"

shift for a righty

Yugdish said...

why was there no RF if they had three outfielders?



we play with 4 outfielders

El Padrino said...

however the kolb/vick thing shakes out vick showed he can start for at least 10 teams in the nfl right now

however he wont last long taking those shots over the course of 16 games

El Padrino said...

"we play with 4 outfielders"

ok so put one in right, one in left and one in center if you just have three

dont shift, ratards BAMFS

El Padrino said...

clay matthews was incredible yesterday

El Padrino said...

"Green Bay (1-0). One thing I worry about -- that line might get Aaron Rodgers hurt. Where'd all those leaks come from?"

how can i take skunkpatch serious with this shit, he should know the line was shitty (allowed 51 sacks last year) and the question mark was this line and that the rest of the team was solid

they held up well in the 2nd half, if they improve each game the pack will be fine

El Padrino said...

wow, bob sanders got hurt again, in Game one no less

retire dude, you should have enough scrilla to buy come car washes

Todd Packer said...

"ok so put one in right, one in left and one in center if you just have three

dont shift, ratards BAMFS"

ep is used to girls fast pitch rules

El Padrino said...

shifts

aint no ryan howards in rec softball, besides us who play i bet half the team dont know how to hit to right field anyway

Todd Packer said...

softball leagues i played in aways put on huge shifts... when i was up (lefty) everyone was on the right side of the field... i would "keith" one down the 3b line every once in a while to keep 'em honest

Spaceman Spiff said...

"how can i take skunkpatch serious with this shit, he should know the line was shitty (allowed 51 sacks last year)"

thought the same shizzle

Spaceman Spiff said...

bob sanders situation deserves a lol

Todd Packer said...

bob sanders situation deserves a pound-for-pound lol

fixed

tem said...

sorry to hear about the father in law kod


^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

your faces deserve a lol

/freak

Bagged By The Irish said...

"besides us who play i bet half the team dont know how to hit to right field anyway"


Right. Which is why they didn't have a guy in RF.

El Padrino said...

freak had a rough weekend, might be on an athletic sock bender right now

farley style

Bagged By The Irish said...

"we play with 4 outfielders"

So do we. Their 10th guy didn't show up until the 2nd inning

tem said...

with 3 OFs we'd shift a bit on a righty.

if he hit it down the RF line we'd be fucked.

if he hit it just to RF we'd catch it just fine. but it'd be a long run to catch one if he put it right down the line.

Bagged By The Irish said...

ep is used to rough touch fast pitch rules

*fized

tem said...

they must not be BAMFs if they can't cover the majority of the OF with 3 dudes. If one was a girl out there then it is different

tem said...

"Their 10th guy didn't show up until the 2nd inning"

in CBUS depending on the ump he wouldn't be allowed to play.

about 10% of the umps won't let someone show up late and play.

Bagged By The Irish said...

chicks with huge tribal tats on their arms scare me

Todd Packer said...

"they must not be BAMFs"

BAPs?

tem said...

26/26

27 seconds left

Bagged By The Irish said...

"in CBUS depending on the ump he wouldn't be allowed to play.

about 10% of the umps won't let someone show up late and play."


I think they probably wouldn't let him play here if they already passed his spot in the batting order.

tem said...

black cougars scare me. those ladies see white meat and they just go apeshit.

tem said...

"I think they probably wouldn't let him play here if they already passed his spot in the batting order.
"

yeah 90% of the umps here would call that.

but 10% will just say fuck them, they didn't get here on time they can't play irregardlessly* of whether or not their spot came up.

El Padrino said...

i bet if he called the plays they'd let him play

Bagged By The Irish said...

"but 10% will just say fuck them, they didn't get here on time they can't play irregardlessly* of whether or not their spot came up."

Those umps need to relax

Bagged By The Irish said...

Hearing the Thom Brennaman call of CJ's non-TD is hilarity

Todd Packer said...

tem don't like blougars

Bagged By The Irish said...

Suite

Bagged By The Irish said...

mize, your boy got coat* trying to lose weight

tem said...

59/80

tem said...

"Those umps need to relax"

same ups that enforce the no foul language rule, no drinking rule and the nobody not on the roster can be in the dugout rule.

tem said...

in a 10 game season you'll get 1 ump like that.

happens every time one in 10 times, 30 percent of the time, on tuesdays and sundays.

tem said...

"tem don't like blougars"

they scare me

Bagged By The Irish said...

The ump in our 2nd game was awful. Run rule is 20, and we're down 15 in the 5th inning and he says we need to score at least 1 to keep the game going. We say run rule is 20, he says it's 20 after 4, 15 after 5, and 10 after 6. We give him a ::flank steak::. Then in the 5th, one of our dudes is running from 1st to 2nd and the throw to 2nd hits him in the head and goes into RF. He starts running to 3rd and ump calls time out and stops the play. I was on deck, so I walk to the plate and say he can't call time in the middle of a play, he said he did it because the guy got hit in the head, but the dude was fine and still running. Then I'm batting and pitcher throws me a line drive and it lands in the middle of the plate. Ump calls a ball and said it was an illegal pitch. I turn around and say "you're suppose* to call that when it's in the air" and he gives me a ::gfy::. Then we were in the field, they had the bases loaded and 1 out. I'm playing 3B. Batter hits a grounder down the line. I stand on 3B, get the grounder (which is about 3 feet foul), touch 3rd and throw to 1st for the DP. Other team argues it's foul and he said because I was standing it fair territory that it was a fair ball

Todd Packer said...

keith's softball teams need helmets

Spaceman Spiff said...

"he said because I was standing it fair territory that it was a fair ball"

hilarity

Beth said...

JETS...JETS...JETS

Now that's a world class butt...

El Padrino said...

yeah great ass

El Padrino said...

keef's plays in a steve league

Bagged By The Irish said...

"keef's plays in a steve league"


We take bigger hits than your "rough touch" league

BLUE said...

being an umpire is hard work, there's like rules you have to know and stuff.

Bagged By The Irish said...

I know umps are gonna fuck up and make a bad call here and there. I'm ok with that, shit happens. It's when they don't know the rules that irks me

Bagged By The Irish said...

I was standing it fair territory



suite

El Padrino said...

"We take bigger hits than your "rough touch" league"

i wasnt clowning

and yeah sure you do

El Padrino said...

there was one ref that was atrocious yesterday

i called him a blow job

BLUE said...

" It's when they don't know the rules that irks me"

there's a lot of rules

Bagged By The Irish said...

"there's a lot of rules"

Hey, if your* gonna earn that $25 a game, you need to know them all

Bagged By The Irish said...

cmk's ant* said we could stay at her house whilst we're in Chicago. cmk says to me "if we stay there, we can't do anything". I said "Alright. I'll just pretend it's like we're not on vacation".




Then the fight started (s)

Beth said...

there was one ref that was atrocious yesterday

i gave him a blow job

/ep

*fixed


(too easy)

Bagged By The Irish said...

Who gives more BJs? Beth or LP?

Bagged By The Irish said...

how's the mosque, LP?

Meiz said...

"retire dude, you should have enough scrilla to buy come car washes"


That came back to bite Harvin Marrison in the ass

Bagged By The Irish said...

Caution: May cause choking

El Padrino said...

marvin shouldnt have "retired" to the slums of philly

El Padrino said...

Who gives more BJs? Beth or LP?

that's gross

Bagged By The Irish said...

LP
Derek Anderson has 30 more yds passing than Eli

El Padrino said...

how many yards does your face have?

El Padrino said...

that's a suite toaster if i actually used a toaster

El Padrino said...

"cmk's ant* said we could stay at her house whilst we're in Chicago. cmk says to me "if we stay there, we can't do anything". I said "Alright. I'll just pretend it's like we're not on vacation".

keep the snake in the cage

El Padrino said...

you dont find it weird fucking with that big belly, i mean i still fuck but it's a lil strange

Beth said...

"Who gives more BJs? Beth or LP?"

I have a friend (female) who likes to say "it isn't called a JOB for nothing".

El Padrino said...

what a bitch

El Padrino said...

i knew this chick in florida that loved sucking cock, we wuz like peas and carrots

Beth said...

Nah, you'd love her EP. She's cute and easy.

El Padrino said...

cute and easy

that should be her fb status

Beth said...

She doesn't have time for that shit.

El Padrino said...

j lo got the idol gig

Todd Packer said...

"that should be her fb status"

she doesn't have time for that shit

Beth said...

Too slow old man.

Todd Packer said...

beth wins

Bagged By The Irish said...

"you dont find it weird fucking with that big belly, i mean i still fuck but it's a lil strange"


You sound like mize now. Get it off the pedestal

Bagged By The Irish said...

LP
If you get on FB, I'll get on Twitter

Bagged By The Irish said...

Arizona diet green tea is the better

Todd Packer said...

keith wants to get an apartment with ep?

Bagged By The Irish said...

I know he's not getting on FB so I don't have to worry about it

El Padrino said...

i just cant succumb to the facefuck thing

sorry, mail me a post card

Bagged By The Irish said...

Come on, Rome. The zorse is dead

El Padrino said...

ASU #5 on this list keef

El Padrino said...

"You sound like mize now. Get it off the pedestal"

dont front

Spaceman Spiff said...

happy birthday everybody

Bagged By The Irish said...

"ASU #5 on this list keef"


Suite. I need to put that on my resume

El Padrino said...

holy shit

Todd Packer said...

"happy birthday everybody"

nice

Beth said...

"happy birthday everybody"

I don't know, looks like a possible club thumb to me.

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Meiz said...

"happy birthday everybody"


Holy shit.

El Padrino said...

where do these dat ass bitches live

El Padrino said...

In Datassville?

Meiz said...

"dat ass"


That can't be real

Meiz said...

I have a feeling I'm gonna be working 6:30 to 3:30 in a factory.

WOE

El Padrino said...

"That can't be real"

but why bother thinking it's not, just enjoy

El Padrino said...

goddamn pedestals

tem said...

what kind of factory?

Beth said...

"what kind of factory?"

Meiz and the Chocolate Factory?

kod said...

C&C Music Factory?

El Padrino said...

dildo factory, you'll love it

Bagged By The Irish said...

"JETS...JETS...JETS

Now that's a world class butt..."


wow

Bagged By The Irish said...

wft. 6:30-3:30 is a grate* schedule

Meiz said...

Kod, what the fuck were you thinking when you took Atlanta in the suicide pool?

Bagged By The Irish said...

That Ines Sainz bitch is super hot, too

Bagged By The Irish said...

I originally had the Bears in the suicide pool, but changed it Sunday morning to the Titans. Almost was a suite change

Meiz said...

"what kind of factory?"


Custom springs.

They do all kinds of cool shit, actually.

They made the snake in the first Anaconda movie.

El Padrino said...

yes

tem said...

giants and titans in my money suicide league. not sure why i have 2 teams in it.

tem said...

"wft. 6:30-3:30 is a grate* schedule"


^^

i wouldn't mind being done with work by 3:30.

i assume that schedule has an hour for lunch in it?

Bagged By The Irish said...

mize just needs something to woe about

kod said...

"Kod, what the fuck were you thinking when you took Atlanta in the suicide pool?"


cause I didn't think Pit had a chance without Ben; I overestimated Atlanta apparently

tem said...

you misremembered that pittsburgh doesn't lose openers

Meiz said...

"i assume that schedule has an hour for lunch in it?"


Wisconsin does two 15s & a 30 for lunch.

Bagged By The Irish said...

LP
You want to pay off your Johan bet now?

Bagged By The Irish said...

mize
You want to pay off the Breer's/Reds bet now?

Bagged By The Irish said...

"Wisconsin does two 15s & a 30 for lunch."


I'll take lame policies for $200, Alex

Meiz said...

"wft. 6:30-3:30 is a grate* schedule"


I have a really hard time with early mornings. One of the saving graces is that its right by my parents' house & across the street from where I'll probably have my next apartment.

Meiz said...

"mize
You want to pay off the Breer's/Reds bet now?"


That's cool with me. I was looking to change my pic anyway.

I find it odd that I can't find a good pic of Megatron's touchdown anywhere.

Bagged By The Irish said...

mize

I want to be a Breer

Meiz said...

"Your friends have added 2179 new friends in the past month"


I'm calling bullshit on this.

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Fuck the NFL

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Goddammit. My uncle friend requested me.

The answer is NO. That side of the family gets the cold shoulder. Judgmental ass motherfuckers.

El Padrino said...

johan bet yeah i guess, i have no clue what it was though

Bagged By The Irish said...

top 3 of cy young

El Padrino said...

that was a dumb bet

El Padrino said...

imagine if i smoked weed
good lawd

Bagged By The Irish said...

2010 NL Cy Young
Johan Santana in top 3 = 3 day name/pic for zeke & Keith
Not in top 3 = two 3 day name/pic for LP
Johan wins = 1 extra day for zeke & Keith

El Padrino said...

change me seymour i'll rock the new name tomorrow

Bagged By The Irish said...

"change me seymour i'll rock the new name tomorrow"

I'll be his catcher

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Am I crazy to be looking forward to KC/Whale's Vagina tonight?

Bagged By The Irish said...

wall

Bagged By The Irish said...

mize is playing mize for the Y! fmlb title

Bagged By The Irish said...

block

Bagged By The Irish said...

bold

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