Friday, September 17, 2010

Football Picks and Sausage.

Picks.

Baltimore @ Cincy (+2) - Cincy is the pick here if for no other reason that the Ravens pretty much played a team with absolutely no offense in Week 1 and the season for their secondary really starts now. I think don't think Baltimore gets revenge for getting swept last year by the Bengals until Cincy visits them later in the year.

Miami @ Minnesota (-5.5) - I'm going with the Vikes, home opener, 9 days rest.

Chicago (+7.5) @ Dallas -I think Dallas wins by a touchdown. So I have to take Chicago. The Cowboys cannot pass protect yet. Hopefully that will last.

Philly (-6) @ Detroit - Vick. I'm buying it.

Arizona @ Atlanta (-7) - I honestly think the Falcons are going to destroy the Cards. So bet accordingly.

KC @ Cleveland (-2) - You are literally are not in Kansas anymore. (SSSSS) Once the Chiefs step off the plane and realize they are in Cleveland is the moment they will lose the game. Has there ever been a city that's so depressing to the opposition that it negatively effects the way they play. That is great home field advantage for the Browns. Cheifs won't be able to take Arrowhead with them.

Buffalo @ Green Bay (-13.5) - Two TD's is alot. Bills have a decent secondary, Grant is out not sure how good Jackson actually is as a feature. But I'm still rolling with the Pack. They were destroying a better football team last week until the Vick Experience took over.

Pittsburgh @ Tennessee (-5.5) - I'm going with the Titans. Steeler defense impressed last week but I don't think Dixon has a road win in him. He is athletic but he kind of sucks at quarterbacking.

Tampa Bay @ Carolina (-3.5) - Panthers always in this series. Until Tampa can stop the run and I don't give a shit who starts at QB for the Panthers.

St. Louis @ Oakland (-4) - Oakland gets back to the easy part of the schedule.

Seattle @ Denver (-3.5) - Not sure if San Fran played really really bad or if Seattle played really really good. So I'm just going with the home team. Even though Denver sucks at home in general. Which is odd. Really odd.

Houston (-3) @ Washington - Texans finally played 4 quarters against the Colts huh? Still weird seeing that final. I seriously doubt Foster will run for 231 yards vs the Skins but I do think the Skins offense is offensive at this point. So I will roll with Houston.

Jacksonville (+7.5) @ San Diego - Worse line of the week. San Diego looked awful Monday night and are historically a bad September team. Jaguars play well away from Jacksonville because they hate blackouts.

New England (-3) at JETS - Damn the Pats looked good. And damn the Jets ended being whi we thought they were. Or at least who I thought they were. New Meadow will be loud but the Jets deserve to go 0-2. They talked too much shit. I like crisis mode.

Giants @ Indy (-5.5) - When's the last time the Colts were going into week two 0-1? Don't look now but the Colts haven't won a game since the AFC Championship game. Sure 4 of those games were pre-season but so what. They need to get off the schneid. Bad week for my G-Men to pay them a visit.

New Orleans (+5.5) @ San Fran - Not exactly what Alex Smith and the Niners had in mind for week one. And seeing the champs in week 2 has to sting the nostrils a bit.

Sausage.

Fennel makes sausage sausage. Dismissed.
Chicken sausage, kill yourself.
Lamb sausage french kiss me.
Veal sausage, don't do it.
Pork rules.

326 comments:

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Beth said...

WTF, I thought the muslim was posting today?

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Yugdish said...

Pork rules.



Lp doing his best to make us think he is not muslim

Yugdish said...

i have sex panther like gas this morning

Yugdish said...

the season just isn't long enough

Yugdish said...

/rev


fixed

Yugdish said...

pay day...suite

Todd Packer said...

"pay day...suite"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

"the season just isn't long enough"

Thanks for reminding me about the Atlanta Dream getting swept jug. I had just gotten over it and stopped crying and now you had to reopen the hurt.

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I'll be his catcher said...

i got paid tuesday

it's gone

woe

I'll be his catcher said...

my mother emails me "you guys ok with the tornado"

::dorothy::

apparentely there was a tornado in ny

I'll be his catcher said...

i was like um yeah, i had an umbrella

Yugdish said...

i was like um yeah, i had an umbrella



El Poppins

BLUE said...

fuck it

BLUE said...

SON...she said, have I got a little story for you

Todd Packer said...

blue is not listening to the crap station today

Todd Packer said...

watched tc last night... no way kevin wins without the help of voltaggio

Todd Packer said...

"El Poppins"

funny

Todd Packer said...

angelo is a woman

Todd Packer said...

mess back over .500... too bad they can't play the pirates every day

tem said...

tps is unaware that it is friday

Todd Packer said...

"tps is unaware that it is friday"

i gave tps the homeless treatment today

tem said...

arizona has yet to give up a TD this season.

go cats.

I'll be his catcher said...

tps has been strong lately

tem said...

its going to be tough to ignore, but i am going to give it the college try

tem said...

meaning, i might go have some beers

BLUE said...

go to hooters for lunch

tem said...

hooters is too far away. i'll go to roosters.

same food, better looking girls, but they wear more clothes at roosters

BLUE said...

maybe go to cluck and chuck

Yugdish said...

Do you have a place called Twin Peaks there?

Yugdish said...

Twin Peaks

tem said...

how is Bush giving back the heisman not an admission of guilt?

tem said...

we have no twin peaks or cluck in chucks.

we are getting a cranky kilt or whatever the fuck that is called

Yugdish said...

they just opened one up here...good stuff. food isn't bad either.

Yugdish said...

tilted kilt...haven't been there yet

Yugdish said...

cranky kilt is funny

Yugdish said...

reggie is giving back the heisman, but keeping the meizman. he knows what matters.

I'll be his catcher said...

he just is taking the decision out of the trustees hands

he's not admitting guilt the way we would, but in athlete talk i think he is, like mcgwire and giambi saying sorry but not actually saying i did this

Yugdish said...

he just is taking the decision out of the trustees hands


its the stand up thing to do and better for his image, like Pettitte admitting to steroid use.

Yugdish said...

I'm a Meizman trustee

/Deluxe

tem said...

it seems like a 100% admission of guilt.

tem said...

"its the stand up thing to do "

only if he is guilty.

if he really never did anything wrong (and ftr i am guessing he did) then there is no reason to give it back. in fact if he never did anything wrong giving it back is the lebron way out.

Yugdish said...

Cowherd saying the Heisman doesn't mean much to star players? I disagree

I'll be his catcher said...

you should really stop listening to that fool

Yugdish said...

you should really stop listening to that fool


i actually agree with a lot of what he says...just not all

tem said...

it doesn't mean as much as the meizman, but it is meaningful

Yugdish said...

what about the Woebel prize?

tem said...

that's crazy talk

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Cowherd is useless

I'll be his catcher said...

like a tit on a bull

I'll be his catcher said...

so your a pizza guy?

tem said...

so is mayweather fucked?

Yugdish said...

he'll fight his ex-girlfriend because she is not on steroids

Yugdish said...

im hungry

Yugdish said...

Cowherd is useless



so is your face

Keef said...

"They need to get off the schneid. Bad week for my G-Men to pay them a visit."


Nice xnij

Keef said...

Hey L Cheater. Saints are not +5.5

Yugdish said...

damn...cbssports fantasy now blocked at work. stupid interwebs nazis

I'll be his catcher said...

-5.5

Yugdish said...

-160

Yugdish said...

-5'9.5

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"so your a pizza guy?"


Going to talk to the pizza folks later today. They don't open until 4:00

Yugdish said...

pizza guy: what pizza is the best
Mize: new york style
pizza guy: im sorry, the answer is chicago style. This isn't going to work out.

I Want To Be A Breer said...

They only make thin crust. And it happens to be my favorite pizza place.

Spaceman Spiff said...

taste of newport food festival tonight, pumped

I'll be his catcher said...

suite

Keef said...

1/2 day today then vacation starts

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Dwight Howard claims that he is due $500 million by the mother of his child. According to legal documents filed by Howard, Royce Reed violated a 2009 gag order that prevented her from speaking to the media about their personal situation."

hilarity

I'll be his catcher said...

wall

BLUE said...

"taste of newport food festival tonight, pumped"

you live on that side of the city? that's a long trek if not

BLUE said...

"Meyer dismayed by rash of Florida arrests"

ok bobby bowden

BLUE said...

recruit thugs, that's what you'll get is thuggery

tem said...

he is upset that his players can't outrun the cops

BLUE said...

maybe he should take away all of their cellphones.

it's not like that's on the up and up, you know their parents are paying for those iphones and blackbizzles

tem said...

reggie bush pays for them

tem said...

also urban isn't really mad, he is just teething.

tem said...

fucking walls

tem said...

i'm going to zeke soon. this place sucks.

Keef said...

"recruit thugs, that's what you'll get is thuggery"


He needs more athaletes who aren't poor

Keef said...

"i'm going to zeke soon. this place sucks."


No you won't

BLUE said...

"i'm going to zeke soon. this place sucks."

yeah, it takes too much effort

Keef said...

mize
Standard bet on Sconnie/ASU? Line is anywhere from 12-15 pts. Give me 10 pts

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Works for me

I'll be his catcher said...

going to zeke is great

I'll be his catcher said...

todd haley makes me laugh, cant wait til he tears an acl or sprains an ankle celebrating a play

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Don Mattingly in as the Dodgers manager?

I'll be his catcher said...

t bone

Keef said...

wall

I'll be his catcher said...

i'm drinking tonight

I'll be his catcher said...

fell a cold coming on, whiskey to the rescue

I'll be his catcher said...

at that wedding i was doing shots of vodka and they were pretty good

I'll be his catcher said...

Source: Mattingly to replace Torre after season

BLUE said...

"Source: Mattingly to replace Torre after season"

no way

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"i'm drinking tonight"

Atta boy

I'll be his catcher said...

that was probably mentioned earlier

i just got to some levity now

I'll be his catcher said...

shark ate human

BLUE said...

shark ate banker


*fized

BLUE said...

damn should have read the story before fized it

Keef said...

vacation starts































now

Keef said...

I just boat* MLB The Show for my PSP. I hope it doesn't suck

Todd Packer said...

"recruit thugs, that's what you'll get is thuggery"

they miss tesus

Keef said...

heard something like 35 guys have been arrested since Urb took over

Todd Packer said...

"heard something like 35 guys have been arrested since Urb took over"

30 arrests (26 players) i think

Keef said...

Goddman, I forgot to check in this morning for the southwest flight tomorrow, got a "B" ticket. Maybe they'll let us preboard because cmk is pregnant

Keef said...

"30 arrests (26 players) i think"


oh, well that's not so bad then


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Todd Packer said...

some stuff was minor (fights, drinking, etc)... some of the arrests were worse like cam newton (auburn qb now)... i think he got busted stealing laptops

Keef said...

you'd think that a conference named the SEC would have more ethical people

Todd Packer said...

"oh, well that's not so bad then"

i wonder how if compares to other big football programs... i know fsu and miami have their share of arrests... kids are stupid. and poor kids are even dumber (i think kod was talking about this the other day)

Todd Packer said...

"you'd think that a conference named the SEC would have more ethical people"

nope

I'll be his catcher said...

you are now free to roam about the country

BLUE said...

just had a kick ass HS homecoming parade go by outside my office.

it was hilarity

Keef said...

you don't have to catch johan anymore, LP

Yugdish said...

when the shark unexpectedly burped up a foot.



hilarity

Keef said...

fucking tosu. I still don't have my tickets for next week's game, just called them and they were mailed yesterday, regular mail.

Keef said...

fuckeyes

I'll be his catcher said...

piece

Yugdish said...

wall

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"i wonder how if compares to other big football programs... i know fsu and miami have their share of arrests... kids are stupid. and poor kids are even dumber (i think kod was talking about this the other day)"


I believe Miami's only had 4 arrests in the same time period.

kod said...

I got to strenuously object in Court today, I was fired up; but I lost. Oh well, it was just about a continuance.

Keef said...

What blue & LP has to look forward to

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Anybody hanging out tonight?

Keef said...

I'll be here for a bit whilst cmk is packing

Keef said...

I heard this interview this morning. Figured it would be big news

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Everybody takes money in college.

At the risk of sounding like an absolute Herb, more people need to listen to The Morning Jones for the absolutely on-point takes on college athletics and finance in the sports world.

Keef said...

all I heard was slopslopslopslop

Keef said...

slobslobslobslob. I'm ratarded

I Want To Be A Breer said...

The money in major college athletics is fucked up. Just sayin'

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"Milwaukee Brewers Fans, for just $18, see the Brew Crew and the Zoo! Get one Terrace Reserved ticket to the Brewers vs. Reds game on Tuesday, September 21 and one 2010 adult admission ticket to Milwaukee County Zoo, plus a free tote bag! To purchase tickets, call"


Pretty sure I can swindle my way into this game.

Keef said...

"The money in major college athletics is fucked up. Just sayin'"

Well yeah, I agree with that

Keef said...

Torre stepping down, Mattingly taking reins


NS




S

Keef said...

we gonna bet that series, mize?

JFreak said...

Heading to Roanoke and Raleigh/Durham on monday.

I'm guessing there will be a whole lot of nothing to do while I'm not working.

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"we gonna bet that series, mize?"

Nah

Keef said...

visit steve's grave, freak

RIP steve

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"I'm guessing there will be a whole lot of nothing to do while I'm not working."


You gotta hit The Pit in Raliegh

Keef said...

tem
OSU/EMU game is at 3:30 EST

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Now I really want some BBQ

Keef said...

I forgot my centsports 5-teamer last week. So this week, it's...

Titans -5.5
Cheifs* +2
Lions +6.5
Patriots -3
Texans -3

I Want To Be A Breer said...

I have a friend who used to be a close friend that only eats chicken sausage. We started to drift apart when I found that out.

Keef said...

I learned a long time ago to never let chicken sausage come between you and a friend

Keef said...

aja, I've nerve heard of chicken sausage

Keef said...

cmk's aunt that we're visiting in chi town is pretty hot. I hate staring at her whenever we're around her

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Its not very good. For some reason, he hates brats and hotdogs and the like...

Will ONLY grill burgers or chicken brats. We had to pull his card & remove him from the "acceptable places to have a cookout" list.

Keef said...

"pay day...suite"

Today is the week between my pay days

Keef said...

L Padrino

Todd Packer said...

"L Padrino"

got about 80 and then gave up... too long of a sporcle

Todd Packer said...

"I believe Miami's only had 4 arrests in the same time period."

sas if that is correct

JFreak said...

"You gotta hit The Pit in Raliegh"

Is that recommendation from experience or reputation?

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Reputation. I'd love to eat lunch there sometime.

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"AnonymousEagle:

@atmeiller Still looking for the link, but Florida's had 30 arrests in the last 5 years. The U has had 1 arrest in the last 4 years."

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Here ya go, Packer

Keef said...

TP is in trouble

Keef said...

O:FCM

JFreak said...

Kansas is the most schizophrenic team in the country.

Keef said...

Cincy is really trying to be the new Mess

Keef said...

Smoltz ranked on the Mess last night on MLBN. Talking about if the Cards or White Sox could come back to win the division, smoltz said something like it would take a Mess type collapse for them to have a chance

JFreak said...

"Cincy is really trying to be the new Mess"

Cards would have to be playing much better for it to matter.

Keef said...

"Cards would have to be playing much better for it to matter."

True. But Cincy is still playing like the Mess did a couple years ago

JFreak said...

There's two less games left in the season than with the Mess collapse.

7 games lost in 15 would be even more epic. No way it happens.

JFreak said...

Those counts aren't counting today.

JFreak said...

St. Louis has played two less games than cincy at this point. That seems like a lot for this time of year.

Keef said...

StL has 2 more games remaining than Cincy

Keef said...

i2i

JFreak said...

Should I have more rum based drinks or switch to wine?

Keef said...

Go to the store, buy some UV coconut vodker, get some pineapple juice, mix, & enjoy

Keef said...

UV also has a green tea vodker that is ok w/ lemonade

JFreak said...

"Go to the store"

That ship has sailed.

Have regular vodker and some beer, though.

Keef said...

CM is the worse

JFreak said...

"CM is the worse"

Let the truth be spoken.

Todd Packer said...

"Here ya go, Packer"

orlando sentinel is the worse*

I Want To Be A Breer said...

I think I'm gonna make some bootleg Cincinatti style chili tomorrow. Hormel, ground beef, and hotsauce.

Meh. Its food though.

kod said...

"I forgot my centsports 5-teamer last week"


totally forgot about centsports parlays; good lookin out (ns)

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Pizza joint better fucking hire me. I need money.

Keef said...

"I think I'm gonna make some bootleg Cincinatti style chili tomorrow. Hormel, ground beef, and hotsauce."

Skyline Chili is the worse

Keef said...

Fucking Reds. 6 games now

Todd Packer said...

what are you going to do at the pizza joint meiz?

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"Skyline Chili is the worse"


I need food. A pound of ground beef, a can of Hormel, and some noodles. That's food for like 3 days.

Keef said...

mize is going to be Loverboy

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"what are you going to do at the pizza joint meiz?"

Probably deliver

Keef said...

"I need food. A pound of ground beef, a can of Hormel, and some noodles. That's food for like 3 days."

Have you had Skyline chili? It's awful. Has like chocolate and cinnamon and shit in it

Keef said...

be careful if deluxe orders a pizza with extra anchovies, mize

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"Have you had Skyline chili? It's awful. Has like chocolate and cinnamon and shit in it"


I didn't say "Skyline". RIF.

Keef said...

"I didn't say "Skyline". RIF."


You responded to my first skyline chili comment. That's why I axed if you have had it

Keef said...

you said cincinatti* chili. skyline is from cincinatti*

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Meh. Whatever.

Keef said...

AA

Todd Packer said...

"Probably deliver"

good luck... did in some delivery time myself years ago

Todd Packer said...

you still in az, keith?... i thought you were heading to chicago tonight

Todd Packer said...

cmtp just got pissed at me... she's going out with some friends and wanted me to go too. i said i'm too tired, plus your friends are annoying... she called me a jerk and left

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"cmtp just got pissed at me... she's going out with some friends and wanted me to go too. i said i'm too tired, plus your friends are annoying... she called me a jerk and left"

DRINKIN TIME!

Todd Packer said...

"DRINKIN TIME!"

saving myself for tomorrow... going to an all day booze-fest in orlando for the fla/tenn game... one of my tailgate buddies always has one blowout for a road game... dude lives in a mansion. 4000 sq foot house is crazy. his bar is better than most real bars. i think i'm going to call him blue all day tomorrow

Keef said...

"you still in az, keith?... i thought you were heading to chicago tonight"

Flying out at 7am PST tomorrow

Keef said...

I didn't win MegaMillions. Woe

Keef said...

"i said i'm too tired, plus your friends are annoying"

awesome. ns

Todd Packer said...

"Flying out at 7am PST tomorrow"

that's too early for vacation... hope you have a good trip

Keef said...

This Primetime "What would you do" show is pretty crazy

Keef said...

"that's too early for vacation... hope you have a good trip"

Thanks. But yeah bad part on my planning for the flight out there. All her family lives by O'Hare, but I pick the Southwest flight which only goes to Midway.

Keef said...

I just packed my nuts necklace in my suitcase. ns

Todd Packer said...

"awesome. ns"

yeah, she didn't think so... actually some of her friends are OK, but the ones she's going out with tonight are work friends and all they do is talk about work shit and act like their yob* is brain surgery

JFreak said...

It's going to be a fantastic trip.

Don't forget to go to shedd's.

It's like a dumbed down version of the Milwuakee zoo.

Keef said...

this is probably LP, but what does cmtp do

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