Thursday, September 09, 2010

El Pad's 2010 Football Preview (NFC Version)

First up the NFC since we have the Saints opening up at home against the Vikings on Thursday night. And if you don't mind (why would you) I'd like to start with the Saints and the NFC South. First let me just say they will not repeat. Nobody does anymore. I do think they will contend and think they will win the division. Any team with Brees on it has to be considered amongst the contenders. He is like a short Peyton but with shit on his face. Hate the Vikings this year, just think they had some great luck last year and don't think they will have it again. Also think the Packers will win a game against them as well as the divsion. Hate the Favre situation again and he isnt going to last. Impressive streak could come to an end. Think the NFC East is still a two team race, Giants and Dallas. Reid is a terrible coach and no one agrees because of their playoff successes. Think Dallas is super talented but I'd rather go to war with that German kid in Saving Private Ryan, the one with the ammo, then with Romo. Love the Niners out west. Which is bad because alot of people do. Now that Leinart is cut though I actually have to re-consider the Cardinals. Although Anderson is not very good. But he does have a Pro Bowl year to his credit. Now onto the ANAL-ysis.

NFC South

Saints (12-4) - Pretty much the entire roster is intact. You have to remember they were undeafeated until week 14. Picking another unproven NFC South team over them at this point is silly. Even if the division winner changes every year. They will have to improve their pass defense which was 29th in yards allowed in order to make another deep playoff run but they still have playmakers on defense who can turn the game around. Last year the Saints produced 8 defensive TD's and while 3 of them where produced by an ailing Darren Sharper his replacement Malcolm Jenkins is no slouch. They added some depth at key positions and still a possess a nasty home field advantage. But again this is a QB league and Brees is one of the best.

Another Saint Nugget : Saints/Cowboys is the Thanksgiving game. I am thankful for that.

Falcons (10-6) - Many pundits are picking them over the Saints but I'm not. Hate pre-season hype like this. It's the same when the Texans keep getting picked over the Colts. Fucking nonsense. That Saint team was no fluke. Atlanta may sneak in with a Wild Card though. They are tough at home and can score. The offense looks really good, assuming Matt Ryan continues to improve and bounces back from a pretty bad sophmore year, not so sure what happened there. They HAVE to be better across the board on offense than last year where they ranked almost last in all three categories. Mike Turner looks awesome, back to form so that will help and Tony G is ageless. On the defensive front I'm not sure Dunta Robinson is a fix-for-all move within the secondary that ranked 28th in the league in 09 and they have to play better on the road to able to compete within the division. They lost 5 out of 7 road games last year. Coach Mike and the GM there enter year three together, usually a good formula for success, if they made the right moves. We'll see.

Another Falcon Nugget : Former first round pick Jamaal Anderson was moved from the pass rush, DE, position to the interior line. Could rejuvenate his career and rep.

Panthers (6-10) - They still boast one hell of a running game so that will be annoying for teams to defend. They have no passing game whatsoever. Other than Steve Smith the WR corp is laughable. Matt Moore is not the long term answer although he has won some games for Carolina but they wouldn't have drafted Clausen if they were sure about Moore. John Fox is a lame duck coach and that never works out well. I question the move they pulled with Beason going to the weakside LB to make room for PSU standout Dan Connor in the middle. Beason was a nightmare for opposing offenses and led a top ranked defensive squad in tackles. I think the league has shifted a bit to a passing league and you simply can't survive very long by just running the ball. You'll win your share of Sunday battles but it won't get you very far.

Another Panther Nugget : Carolina has 4 of the first 6 games at home.

Buccaneers (5-11) - Well you aren't going to throw on the Bucs as they boasted a nice ranking last year in yards allowed through the air. On the other hand it's no secret how the Panthers beat them twice last year. They were ranked 32nd against the run. Hence the McCoy pick. Leaning on a rookie however is a questionable strategy at best so I don't anticipate that stat to change much. They will be an improved team but they simply don't have the zorses to compete. The WR corp is way too young especially when paired with a young, developing QB in Freeman and the coach is a joke in my opinion. Not a fan of that hire at all. They tried to go the Mike Tomlin route but it's not going to work out quite as well.

Another Buc Nugget : Ronde Barber's 14th year with Tampa.

NFC North

Packers (13-3) - I worry about one thing and one thing only with this team. Will they be able to protect Aaron Rodgers. The offensive line has a little question mark coming into this season and that really is the only concern. They allowed 51 sacks last year. That just can't happen in a division with Peppers, Allen and now Suh. Even with that shaky o line Rodgers was the second best QB in the league and figures to improve this year. It's scary, I remember seeing him sitting in the green room for hours until Green Bay called and I remember Favre snubbing him year after year. I remember the retiring and unretiring Favre did to the Packers and how Aaron handled it. I'm pretty much saying I have a man-crush on this dude. The defense should be totally acclimated to the 3-4 now and have playmakers all over the field that nabbed them a top ranked unit in 2009. The playmakers include the ageless and current DOY Charles Woodson. They must beat Minnesota at least once and they will, on their way to the division title.

Another Packer Nugget : I want to pick them to reach the Super Bowl but skunkpatch destroyed that already so I can't now. I'm totally fucked because I don't think the Saints will repeat (I guess I can have them lose the Super Bowl but don't like that either) and no NFC East team will win the Conference that leaves a NFC West team. No way that's happening. Packers in the bowl.

Vikings (9-7) - I think the Vikes will struggle, stumble and eventually fall on their face this year. I don't hate the Vikings at all and never did. I do hate the color purple though (not the movie, although Blue hates the movie cuz he's a racist) I just think last year they got lucky along the way and don't think it will continue. Favre a year older with a bum ankle, rough first 6 games with Detroit sanwhiched in (Champs, Miami, Jets, Dallas, Green Bay, New England) Sidney Rice injury, weak secondary and did I mention Favre is old? Sure it took awhile but the great Brett Favre might be on the decline. The fact that they can rush the passer better than most teams will keep them in the hunt all year long. I think the wild card winner comes from the NFC East so looks like Minnesota will be missing the playoffs, a harsh reality for a team thinking they are only one 43 year old grandfather away from a Super Bowl Title.

Another Viking Nugget : Adrian Peterson thinks he has solved his fumbling problems by "holding it high". He leads the league in fumbles with 20 since his 2007 rookie year. Of those 20 he's lost 13 of them.

Da Bears (8-8) - So many new faces, schemes and what ifs going on. New coaches in Martz and Tice, new schemes along with those new coaches, can the defense stay healthy (namely Urlacher), can Peppers live up to the huge contract? Tough division opponents in Minnesota and Green Bay. Can the offensive line, forget about Cutler, pass protect the way Martz will expect? Back to Cutler, can he be the accurate, timing, QB Martz calls plays for? The 2010 Bears are like a family who got married, had a baby and bought a house all in the same calendar year. Very busy. Also Lovie Smith on the hot seat if things go awry.

Another Bears Nugget : You probably know this already but Cutler is coming off his worse year ever as a pro, still young so not real alarming but you should know this. 60% completion rate (not bad but had slightly higher two years in Denver), 26 picks and for some sabermtetrics I checked Football Outsiders for his DYAR and it was -222 (Defense Adjusted Yards above Replacement), explained here. Basically he was not real meaninful to his team when compared to other QB's in the league. Basically he sucked.

Lions (6-10) : Better team, better players, Papa Johns! Sorry, got confused for a minute. God damn commericals. This team is gonna crack some bitches in the head yo. Mr Schwartz is putting together a very formidable defensive line, one like he had in Nashville, to rush the QB and stop the run. Two key compenents to playoff caliber teams. Stafford HAS to improve with those weapons he has (he was last in DYAR stat by the way) and Burelson was a good signing. Should draw some of those double teams off of CJ. Lions may finally be on their way to actually winning some games.

Another Lions Nugget : Lions were -18 in Turnover Ratio last year. Yikes.

NFC East

Cowboys (10-6) : Not so hot pre-season and already some injuries but the Giants have the same issues. Overall both teams are solid, maybe closer to even each other then they'd like to think. Dallas's offensive line is aging and Colombo is hurt as is Kosier. It's a long season and the depth there is questionable but the Cowboys really came down the stretch with guns blazing in 2009 so they have to be the favorite here. DeMarcus Ware and Spencer can really get after the QB and Felix Jones might put together a "Marhsall Faulk" like year. With Washington getting better, the Giants looking like another 10 win team and the Eagles always being a tough game no matter their record it looks to be another dogfight for the division. Throw in the fact that they each have to play the Packers, Vikings, Colts and Texans. Tough schedule. I'll concede the division to the team I hate the most though. Begrudingly. And by a tie-breaker.

Another Cowboys Nugget : America's team (barf) have 5 primetime games this season.

NY Giants (10-6) : I get all the criticism the Giants are getting. If you finished the year the way they did you have to see it. They were awful down the stretch. The running game was mediocre and the defensive line was underachieving. No fire, no brimstone, no real leadership (we miss you Strahan!). But make no mistake. Tom Coughlin saw it too. And understands how to fix it. He's never had back to back losing seasons with this NY Giant team, in fact he's only had one losing season at all (his first). The last time he actually had two losing seasons back to back was the last three years in Jacksonville. Shortly thereafter he was fired as you may recall. But that was after a stellar 4 year run that resulted in 4 playoff wins. This guy knows how to fix shit. Perry Fewell the new defensive coordinator gets to play with a finally healthy Justin Tuck and a stable of young athletic defensive lineman. Antrel Rolle will make a difference in the secondary and it's time for Corey Webster to make the "leap". Throw in the fact that Brandon Jacobs is angry and Bradshaw is the homeless man's MJD and you have an offense that is quite dangerous. Eli has weapons on the outside too with Nicks, Manningham and the controlled route running of Smith.

Another Giant Nugget : Signing Rosencopter was a huge deal. Despite Eli never missing a start Rhett Bomar needs some more time on the practice squad and less time on the field of play.

Redskins (9-7) : I feel like I pencil in the Skins for 8-8 every year. I also feel like I say that every year. Anyway the Skins are back! This team vastly underachived last year, they were not a real 4-12 team. Add Mikey Shanny and that roster and I'll give you 4 wins just on principle. The 5th win you'll have to earn. Tough schedule, tough division but the Skins will not be going away. They can rush the passer very well with Orakpo and Carter. Maybe a slight adjustment to the 3-4, usually takes a year or so, but the defense has always been stingy. McNabb starting a new life in Washington and you know he wants to beat the Eagles badly. Can't wait for that game. Wonder if the Philly punk ass fans will even give this guy some props when he comes to the Linc. The Haynesworth situation is a disaster. And Shanahan doesn't give a fuck he's stone cold. I don't think they can throw the ball very well or consistently i should say, I'm pretty sure they'll be able to run, but the WR corp is whack. I thought Devin Thomas was going to finally step up but he got outplayed by some unsigned rookie. Galloway is the starter opposite S. Moss so that is all you need to know about those guys. Can McNabb elevate their game and be the leader they need on offense? Maybe but for year one, a 5 win improvement with big time upside to wreak havoc in 2011 is as far as I'll go for the hogs.

Another Redskin Nugget : I hate them the least out of the NFC East foes. By the way that first game against Philly is in Philly, Oct 3rd, Fox 4:15 EST start. Enjoy.

Eagles (6-10) : Somebody has to be the doormat. I have no powers over Operation Fuck Philly so don't look at me. I didn't even write this preview about Philly. The powers that be took over my digits and banged this out. Fact is the Eagles go into their first game against the Packers with 12 rookies and five new players from other teams. Andy Reid says he isn't worried about that. I am though. We've never met, mainly because I don't hang out in 24hour Chinese Buffets but that's not the point. Oh and they traded away a Pro-Bowl caliber QB WITHIN THE DIVISION, whom they've been married to for 11 years for 2007 2nd round pick Kevin Kolb. Unproven player for a position that needs the opposite. Eagles do have some ballplayers at various other skill positions so they will win some games and get blown out not too often but over the long run Andy Reid will be answering diffucult questions instead of failing at being a parent.

Another Eagles Nugget : Last 9 games, in order : Indy, @Wash, Giants, @Chi, Hou, @Dallas, @Giants, Min, Dallas.

NFC West

San Francisco (11-5) : They lost alot of close games last year. That figures to change. Singeltary is preaching physical, smart and mental toughness. It's working. This team is built to his strengths now and you can sense it. They play in a weak division, the weakest in football I believe and have a favorable schedule outside of the division opponents. Good defense and running the ball. If Alex Smith can be efficient and make some plays on his own the team has a good chance to make noise. All signs point to that happening. Coaches are saying he finally understands the offense down to the laminated play charts and plays faster than ever.

Another Niner Nugget : Two kids on the o-line in Davis and Iupati. Especially Davis (Rutgers) but Singletary likes what he sees and really tested him during the pre-season.

Arizona Cardinals (9-7) : I had them down for 7-9 until Leinart was cut. That's how bad he sucks. Anderson is erratic yes but a better pocket passer than Matt and had a stronger arm. With the weapons he has at his disposal the Cards will be ok. If the I'm the Whizzanator I'd rely heavy in former OSU standout Beanie Wells but I'm not and he won't. At least that's not what he's shown in the past nor in this past pre-season. The defense is physical and quick but inconsistent. The secondary got scorched the past 4 games of the 09 season including playoff games. They don't have Warner to bail them out anymore. A pretty balanced schedule will help them get 9 wins and fight for a Wild Card spot.

Another Cardinal Nugget : Leinart's college career = 64.8% completion rate, 99 TD's, 23 INT's, 10,693 Yards. His NFL career = 57.1%, 14 TD's, 20 INT's, 3893 yards. Bust.

Seattle Seahawks (5-11) : Carroll has made it clear he did not like his roster when he took the job. Trading, releasing or ignoring several former Homgren guys Carroll is blazing his own path with this team. Unfortunately that will take some time and in the NFL taking time = losing seasons. I don't know the identity of this team yet, no one really does, but they have to run the ball better. Hopefully Leon Washington can help, Justin Forsett looks very capable and Julius Jones is reliable if not durable. Ganther provides some thump. Hasselback if healthy is more than fine but he's health has been declining for quite awhile now really has no playmakers. What's troubling is the franchise LT (Okung) is already battling a high ankle sprain. Going to be a tough year for Carroll but that sumbitch is a happy dude so it probably won't bother him much. If he can prove to his bosses (and city, great fans) that he knows what he's doing maybe they'll let him stick around and build this thing out.

Another Seahawk Nugget : Seattle only had two sacks over the last 5 games and lost all three ends. Tapp was traded away, Cory Redding left via free agency and Pat Kearny retired. Aaron Curry we are looking at you.

Rams (2-12) : This season is soley about the developement of rookie QB Sam Bradford. Wins won't be there but this could still be a happy ending for Spags and crew if Sam can prove he can play at this level. Just like Stafford did a year ago. Stephen Jackson is a beast but a beast on a bad team. They don't have nearly enough weapons for Bradford right now, especially after losing Donnie Avery for the year.

Another Ram Nugget : Rams have won 6 games over the past 3 years.

Playoffs?

Division Winners : Saints, Packers, Cowboys, Niners

Wild Cards : Giants, Falcons

Cowboys won't play in the Super Bowl, Giants won't either although I'd like that. I really don't want to take the Packers due to the stench Skunkpatch left on them but I have too. I don't think the Saints get back there to defend the title. So Packers are your 2010 NFC champions. They will play.....................wait for Friday. You'll be shocked.

245 comments:

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Beth said...

Just so you know EP, you've paid off the Braves-Mess bet as of yesterday.

Yugdish said...

Good post!

Yugdish said...

Any team with Brees on it has to be considered amongst the contenders. He is like a short Peyton but with shit on his face.


made me laugh

Yugdish said...

nice sleeping angel pic too mize, well played

ns

Yugdish said...

poor guy

Yugdish said...

time to get that degree Lp




s

Yugdish said...

Hay there!

tem said...

El pad alwayd does well with these kind of posts....one comment though, bucs pass d sucked too last year. Nobody threw on them because the other team was always in the lead. I'm pretty sure some teams just went red bo you from the waterboy on them and kneeled 3 times andpunted in the third qtr....bucs D was so bad that 3 kneel downs left the offense with a fourth and 1

Yugdish said...

Tom Brady was involved in a car accident this morning...i wonder if h hit him with a cab

Yugdish said...

do you think rev would ask for an autograph if he was involved in a wreck with a celebrity? i think he would...and get a pic with them

tem said...

You know he would

Yugdish said...

smashed up Aveo in the background of the pic

Yugdish said...

Greenberg: "i don't choose which of my kids i love most, I don't choose which sport i love most."



dumb comparison

Yugdish said...

Brady unhurt in wreck...that part of O:FB failed.

El Padrino said...

bucs pass d was ranked 15th, not good but not bad and respectable

El Padrino said...

thanks tem, jug

El Padrino said...

i try

El Padrino said...

whoever rady hit needed jaws of life to get out of his van

El Padrino said...

*brady

tem said...

fucking blogger won't let me comment

tem said...

bah, bitch

tem said...

brady was getting road head during the wreck.

tem said...

every comment i post gets a 503 error. then i hit the back button, retype it and it works.

Yugdish said...

brady was getting road head during the wreck.


you can't prove that rusty!

/H

Beth said...

"Brady unhurt in wreck...that part of O:FB failed"

It was a good try though.

Yugdish said...

wall

Yugdish said...

I checked Football Outsiders for his DYAR and it was -222 (Defense Adjusted Yards above Replacement),


you're looking at stats that don't exist

El Padrino said...

blogger sucks

El Padrino said...

its the saber metrics of footyball

El Padrino said...

happy new year Iam

Yugdish said...

saber?

/Mize

El Padrino said...

tooth?

El Padrino said...

no one told me the phillies were in 1st place

this is not according to plans

kod said...

boooooooo

I'm going to have to miss at least the first half of tonight's game



booooooooooooooooo

tem said...

Green Bay's GFY was the worst in the league last year. they need to improve that big time to get to the Super Bowl.

Beth said...

"this is not according to plans"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

bert is going to miss at least the second half of the game.

JFreak said...

Using total yards to rank a defense is dumb.

If you have to use something with yards, at least use per attempt.

El Padrino said...

i'm farting out of control

Yugdish said...

i'm farting out of control


^^^^^^^^^^^

/cmlp

El Padrino said...

godddamnn facebook

Todd Packer said...

good post, ep.... looking forward to your "jets in the SB" post tomorrow

Todd Packer said...

tps has been brutal

El Padrino said...

ha, you'll be in for a surprise then

Todd Packer said...

sotp turned 13 today.... damn, i'm old

Yugdish said...

good post, ep.... looking forward to your "jets in the SB" post tomorrow



that's on sunday's post

Todd Packer said...

only about 3.5 months until the big 4 0

JFreak said...

The jets are a paper airplane.

Todd Packer said...

"that's on sunday's post"

stupid summit rules

Todd Packer said...

"The jets are a paper airplane"

the colts are a wooden zorse

JFreak said...

"the colts are a wooden zorse"

scoreboard

Todd Packer said...

i don't know what that even means... just wanted to use "zorse"

tem said...

ravens in the SB

El Padrino said...

caw caw

tem said...

pack vs ravens.

write it down in ink. then throw away the paper. then get the paper out of the trash.

then cross out ravens and write packers and cross out packers and write ravens. i don't care which packers you cross out.

Beth said...

"ha, you'll be in for a surprise then"

I'm predicting a Bengals pick from EP for the Super Bowl from the AFC.

El Padrino said...

ravens not even gonna win the division son

Yugdish said...

ravens not even gonna win the division son


they can still win the super bowl as a WC

JFreak said...

"they can still win the super bowl as a WC"

Get out of here with your facts.

Keef said...

"no one told me the phillies were in 1st place

this is not according to plans"



The Fathers, Reds, & Braves are all channeling their inner Mess

Keef said...

"I'm predicting a Bengals pick from EP for the Super Bowl from the AFC."


He's all about jinxing my teams this season

Yugdish said...

Get out of here with your facts.


get out of here with your face

El Padrino said...

"they can still win the super bowl as a WC"

i should said not even making the tourney

ya got me

Keef said...

good post lp

El Padrino said...

"The Fathers, Reds, & Braves are all channeling their inner Mess"

good to see this happens elsewhere

El Padrino said...

thanks

Keef said...

fuck powerball. noone wins that shit

JFreak said...

prove it.

Keef said...

what are you doing up before lunchtime?

JFreak said...

I know, right?

El Padrino said...

old people win powerball

El Padrino said...

then die shortly thereafter leaving behind douchebag will kids

Keef said...

favre said if he had won the super bowl last year, ahik, he would have walked away from footyball. I don't believe that

Keef said...

new kid named andy started at HD last night. It wasn't mize, I was disappointed

ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo preview up

Yugdish said...

eltardo preview up


that's a lot of words. I hate the Cowboys...not a mention of them in the preview. I had to read all of that, and all of the picks before he finally bashed them, but it was worth it

Yugdish said...

Sources: Bernard Pollard was identified as the individual Tom Brady had a car wreck with



odd

El Padrino said...

my sister just text me she delivered 8 puppies via c-section

i text her back
"are you going to throw them in the river now?"

she was not happy

i thought it was hilarious

Beth said...

"i text her back
"are you going to throw them in the river now?"

I'll admit it, this made me chuckle. (Of course I then immediately got a call from PETA.)

Yugdish said...

she can sell them to mike vick

Yugdish said...

Phoenix snorts cocaine, (or is powdered sugar?) has a wild night with hired hookers, (or are they hired extras?) and treats his assistant poorly. Said sober-living employee, who is accused in the film of selling insider information to the tabloids, eventually seeks revenge by defecating in Phoenix’s mouth as he sleeps.



that is the ultimate, IN YOU FACE!

Yugdish said...

melo to bulls?

Yugdish said...

TP

kod said...

I hate the Cowboys...not a mention of them in the preview. I had to read all of that, and all of the picks before he finally bashed them, but it was worth it


^^^^^^^^^^^^^


-and he's absolutely correct; although he neglects to mention that Dallas' SB odds are overrated every single year simply because so many amateurs drop money on them only because they are named "the Dallas Cowboys".
-of course, last year I only remember watching them play GB and Minni...which were probably their two worst offensive games (gotta be at least up there)

El Padrino said...

funny too since Nielson did a study for WSJ and the Cowboys are actually America's Team

i'll find the link

El Padrino said...

here

kod said...

"In the final ranking, they were a stunning 23% more popular than the No. 2 team, their old rivals the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Giants were next, followed by three of the four teams in the NFC's North division: the Chicago Bears, the Green Bay Packers and the Vikings."


SAS Vikes are that high (ns)

El Padrino said...

yeah that's odd

El Padrino said...

great name for a football team, maybe that's it

JFreak said...

"Nielsen counted the total number of viewers of a team's national broadcasts from last season, rather than the average."

Another instance of using total numbers where average would be more accurate.

Cowboys are broadcast nationally more than any other team, even though they suck. Of course their aggregate viewers would be more.

JFreak said...

"SAS Vikes are that high (ns)"

Favre = national broadcast = more numbers.

Not shocking, nor surprising. Misleading, though.

JFreak said...

face.

JFreak said...

I sure hope Berman's mustache is fake. That thing is ridiculous.

tem said...

vikings have lots of fans from back in the day. who made their kids fans.

JFreak said...

Goodness gracious, that thing is hideous.

JFreak said...

Saints still haven't recovered the onside kick.

El Padrino said...

whats freaks problem

kod said...

"Favre = national broadcast = more numbers.

Not shocking, nor surprising. Misleading, though."


-yep, and indirectly Favre also made the Vikes a better team, resulting in them getting more national games, and better national (and local) numbers.
-so yeah, as a one year snapshot it is misleading...and I agree, they should use averages over longer periods of time

tem said...

noah plus crap to the nuggets for melo.

blue will kill a man.

Yugdish said...

noah and tebow in the same city?? blue would love that

JFreak said...

"whats freaks problem"

You.

Yugdish said...

Just took part in my first Fallen Soldier Ceremony. The body of an Army soldier who was killed in action (from the local area I presume) was being flown to the base today for the funeral. I was in a formation of Army and Air Force on the flight line. We waited out there for the plane to land and unload the casket, saluted for all movement of the casket, and stayed out there until it was loaded into the hearse and the funeral procession left.

tem said...

good work

El Padrino said...

cool jug, in a cool army way not cool about the dead guy

Yugdish said...

cool jug, in a cool army way not cool about the dead guy



i hear ya. It was cool to be a part of for sure...considering the circumstances.

Yugdish said...

A friend of mine I graduated high school with is doing well for himself...he just bought a Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder.

tem said...

is it pea green?

Yugdish said...

its black...blue would hate it


i remember the pea green one...gross

tem said...

remember when we test drove it?

Yugdish said...

no, that must have been during my "high five" stage

El Padrino said...

this guy keeps sniffing loudly

what's this guys deal

Yugdish said...

cocaine

tem said...

he is getting emotional about tomorrow

tem said...

SAS that you forgot.

tem said...

oops i mean saturday. fucking dates.

tem said...

oops i mean saturday. fucking dates.

tem said...

keep thinking today is friday because el pad posted.

Keef said...

"A friend of mine I graduated high school with is doing well for himself...he just bought a Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder"

Attention whores are the worse

tem said...

keef knows.

tem said...

hsil and csil seem like Alpha Whiskeys

Yugdish said...

Attention whores are the worse


he started his own electricity company a few years ago up in CT...i guess its doing well.

Yugdish said...

now he has the Lamborghini and his Aveo

El Padrino said...

like he provides electricity?

the fuck

i'm gonna start my own air company soon

Yugdish said...

like he provides electricity?


yeah, Public Power and Utility

He lives in CT...not sure if they service new york or not

El Padrino said...

jesus

Yugdish said...

he was an electrician when i saw him at our ten year reunion

Yugdish said...

he is also part owner of the Orlando Predators arena football team, and a member of squad 6!


part ns/part s

Keef said...

"hsil and csil seem like Alpha Whiskeys"


Queens of the AW sorority

Keef said...

wall

Yugdish said...

mize

Yugdish said...

blue

JFreak said...

Draft at 8 ET.

Yugdish said...

i would have been in there but i was having interweb issues


woe

Yugdish said...

lovad during the first game...come on

Yugdish said...

aftermath pics of katrina bring back some memories. i was there for a couple weeks

Yugdish said...

i didn't know Drumline was on


s

Yugdish said...

i have a friend at this game...lucky bastard

Yugdish said...

fixed the pic

Yugdish said...

Bert

Yugdish said...

We Are One...touching


eteo

Yugdish said...

never have liked the live looking profile pics of the players

Yugdish said...

jared allen...culinary academy


nice


saints look good

Yugdish said...

on O

JFreak said...

Nice job skipping the draft, jug.

Yugdish said...

draft page got hung up

JFreak said...

You're allowed to keep trying to get in.

Yugdish said...

i tried a few times...didn't worked so i stopped.

Yugdish said...

I could have handed the ball to AP 3 times


/Sage

JFreak said...

LoV sucks.

I blame EP.

Yugdish said...

agreed, he isn't giving us gems anymore

Yugdish said...

also zeke...he requit

JFreak said...

I also blame Brett Favre.

JFreak said...

And Meiz.

Yugdish said...

those aren't high school players bert

JFreak said...

In one of my leagues, I got autodrafted Brett Favre.

I hate that team. I'm rooting against them.

Yugdish said...

i just got bert in our draft tonight

JFreak said...

Chinese or pizza?

Yugdish said...

pizza

Yugdish said...

nice!

JFreak said...

I want an ATM like that.

JFreak said...

We're just going through the motions here.

LoV might as well break up.

Yugdish said...

have the saints had any running plays?

JFreak said...

Shockey is a douche.

Yugdish said...

dude...that looked painful

Yugdish said...

poor bert


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kod said...

meeting wrapped up early; hoorah for football!

JFreak said...

I wish for bodily harm upon Bert.

Yugdish said...

hilarity on the weasels are awful profile pic

kod said...

I just can't get excited about a guy named "Albert Young"

kod said...

so...our last 3 running backs are named Chester, Adrian, and Albert?



Yikes

Yugdish said...

Vikes

kod said...

Takeo Spikes?

JFreak said...

Sike.

JFreak said...

Only 4 points for a passing TD is retarded.

Zeke sucks.

Yugdish said...

that does suck

Yugdish said...

berrian sucks

Yugdish said...

i didnt want to see him leave, but the vikes overpaid for him

Yugdish said...

you know when i went to Bert's house to ask him to come back I was asked to leave by the police...WFT?

kod said...

berrian sucks


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


terrible hands; has made a ton of drops over his tenure.

Yugdish said...

zeke is the bud selig of fantasy commissioners

kod said...

hilarity

Yugdish said...

what happened 5 years ago?









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Yugdish said...

if i still had money in my bodog account i would bet on pass for this next play

Yugdish said...

"...when Marino was spreading it around."

JFreak said...

If Bert got injured I would start rooting for the Vikings.

kod said...

speaking of Berrian.....nice catch featherstone

Yugdish said...

Lp has an Eastern Illinois hat, and he calls all the defensive plays in rough touch


small world

Yugdish said...

is mize at the cabin again?

Yugdish said...

there is the bert we know!

kod said...

ah, now that's the Favre I remember from GB

Yugdish said...

points being left on the field tonight

kod said...

and Peter King just jizzed his pants on live TV; great

kod said...

"points being left on the field tonight"

that's the Vikings MO

kod said...

Favre actually had a pretty good half, other than the one boner (that they didn't score on)

kod said...

hey Jug, how you feeling about your White Sox these days?



FACE

kod said...

o/u on how many of those two comments end up jinxing the Vikes or Twins


1

Yugdish said...

hey Jug, how you feeling about your White Sox these days?


not good, its over for them barring a mess like collapse from the Twins.

the way the season started I didn't expect them to be in it at this time of the year. Even with their recent 7 game win streak they only made up a game. hand it to thw twins, they are playing really well

JFreak said...

white sox sux.

kod said...

yeah, Twins are having a really good year; I was king of hoping the White Sox would win the wild card so the Twins wouldn't have to play an AL East in the 1st round again this year.

kod said...

*kind of hoping

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