Friday, September 10, 2010

El Pad's 2010 Football Preview (AFC Style)

Fuck it let's start with the J-E-T-S Jets! Jets! Jets! Since fat boy can't shut his pie hole I'll start simply by saying they are the third best team in that division. GAURANTEED. Miami wins that division. Pats finish with 9 wins, not enough to make the playoffs (O:FB) and the JETS with or without Darielle Revis (update, with) will finish 3rd with a .500 record. Eat it Jet fans. Point blank this is a QB league and you blew last year's shot at doing the 2000 Ravens impression, when no one saw it coming. This year will be different. The North I still see the Bengals doing well because the Ravens pass defense spooks me. The West is the Chargers to lose and the South is the Colts to lose too. Neither team will. Honestly the Chargers might get a scare from.....Da Raiders?. It's gross.

On to the analysis.

AFC East

Fins (11-5) - Dolphins are the most complete team in the division. Don't laugh at me, it's true. Run the ball. Check. Pass the ball. Check. Play good defense. Check. Solid special teams. Check. Good coach. Check. They are just fucking solid. They won't beat you 50-3 or even rack up crazy stats. They will just beat you. Straight up and old-fashioned. 7 of Parcells 8 picks this year were on the defensive side of the ball and they signed Karlos Dansby and he's only 28. Mike Nolan may suck at head coaching but he is a stud defensive coordinator. I think Henne will only get better and has a powerful arm that is very accurate. Marshall is happy and married or something like that so he'll be a beast. They have Oakland, Detroit, Buffalo twice and the Browns on their schedule.

Another Dolphin Nugget : Dolphins beat the Jets twice last year. And split with each of the other two AFC East teams. In the Fins 9 losses last year they lost by an average of 5 points.

Pats (9-7) - Brady and the offense will be fine. With or without Welker, if he holds up even better if not it really won't matter becuase this team for once is mightily flawed on defense. First they cannot get to the QB. Bunta-Cain led the team in sacks with 9.5 and after that almost no production. The secondary is green, as in young, not as in Kermit. Bill Belichik's coaching is going to have to be spot on for them to keep up. If not the offense will have to just out-score the competition week in week out. Not the best formula for success. And hard to do against teams like Baltimore, San Diego, Minny, Pit, and Green Bay.

Another Patriot Nugget : Fred Taylor looks good. Dude is incredible and has had a Hall of Fame career. I can see him being a money player down the stretch for New England.

Jets (8-8) - I pretty much destroyed them in my opening paragraph but I can provide more color if you wish. The Colts slapped them around until they sat everyone so really this team was not a playoff team. They are built like a playoff team, which explains the success they had in the playoffs but are NOT a playoff team. I don't know if that makes any sense but it does to me. Mark Sanchez cannot be trusted. Is Shonn Greene an every down back? They jettisoned three high quality veteran leaders in Faneca (I know his pass protection was suspect but dude is a running block pancake machine) Feely and Thomas Jones. The Pace injury is huge. Back to Sanchez, he was ranked 28th in the league and didn't even throw a TD a game in the 2nd half. Your not winning in this league by just running and playing defense well. Ask John Fox.

Another Jet Nugget : Jason Taylor is the active sack leader with 127.5 but avg only about 5 sacks in the past two years.

Bills (4-12) - Tough division for them. Especially this year, they might go 0-6 against the division alone. The o-line wasn't addressed in the off-season unless you count the starters returning are healthy than a year ago. Either way they allowed the 2nd most QB hits in the league. Trent Edwards is the QB and Chain Galey is the coach. I have no idea what this means but know it's ending badly for someone.

Another Bills Nugget : First 5 opponennts, order doesnt matter : Ravens, Pats, Fins, Jets and Packers. Helloooooooo 0-5.

AFC West

Chargers (12-4) - Wayne Fontes couldnt even fuck this team up. The division is booty. I must say if there is a team that will make San Diego bead sweat it's Tom Cable's Raiders. Don't laugh. Chippy team, playmakers all over the place, strong defense and a HUGE upgrade to QB. Russell sucked something fierce for me to say that Blacktard is a huge upgrade but back to Whales Vagina. They win in December, which matters and they have a cupcake schedule. Despite missing Vincent Jackson the Chargers will be ok.

Another Charger Nugget : They play the NFC West and reside in the AFC West. The farthest EAST they have to travel is a December game in Cincy.

Raiders (9-7) - Great draft (weird), great off-season (weirder). What the fuck! Real solid defense, enough on offense and a pretty easy schedule. Official sleeper status in my book. I'm in shock so I can't really type anymore.

Another Raider Nugget : Still in shock, move along nothing to see here.

Broncos (7-9) - I don't understand McDaniels and I've gone back and forth on this several times. He's either really really smart or really really stupid. And I don't know. Just based on the roster I don't think they are good enough for a winning record. They are old on defense, suspect at WR and already have some injury bugs with the running backs. They also suck at home which is new to Bronco fans. Denver under McDaniels have at the least started out strong only to fade down the stretch. They again have a bit of a tough schedule out of the gate (after Jax and Seattle I mean) so I'm interested in seeing how well they do early.

Another Denver Nugget : If healthy, Jamal Williams is a force. This should shore up the 26th ranked run defense from a year ago.

Chiefs (6-10) - If you are celebrating the return of Weis and Crennel together again you have a bad team. Honestly they look to be on the rise with an influx of young talent. Right now though they are still developing. Take Tyson Jackson and Glenn Dorsey for example. Too big dudes perfect for the 3-4 to occupy blockers. But they disappear at times and tend to leave their lanes. Crennel will help but for this year they'll have to continue to rebuild, teach and practice hard for the future. Cassel stunk last year, he'll need to improve or he might be gone. One thing Pioli does well is cutting ties quickly with underpefroming players no matter the contract. He did it in New England.

Another Chief Nugget : Shocked and surprised the Chiefs are not Kod's favorite team.

AFC North

Bengals (10-6) - What a roster. Tank, Pac-Man, TO and already had crazy Ocho. They should sign Kyle Turley, Jose Guillien and Gary Sheffield just for the hell of it. You know who is missing for realz though. Rae Carruth. Would have been a good signing. Either way it's a strange mix but I think it works. I think Palmer has a 4000 yard season, maybe 25 TD's vs 12 picks. Nice rating. His brother backs him up so that's cute. They defend the pass real well which is good in a division with Baltimore who will throw the rock this year and Pittsburgh who have become a throwing team since Bettis retired. Despite liking Palmer this year I worry about the vertical passing game, Ocho is a posession receiver as is TO and rookie Shipley is not a burner. Unfortunately Chris Henry is not walking through that door cuz if he did I wouldn't worry about the deep threat on the team. I think they have enough balance with the run on offense though to overcome that with play action.

Another Bengal Nugget : They were 6-0 against their division last year. I don't expect that again but even going 4-2 would be good for them this year.

Ravens (9-7) - Maybe I'm way too concerned about the defense because a number of people really like the Ravens this year. But they were the worst team in rushing the QB last year. That's a fact which might not seem true but it is. Dead last in sacks. Also it's without Ed Reed for 6 weeks, already lost their best corner and the other two cornerbacks are coming off ACL injuries. Maybe I'm not way too concerned. They'll need to get to the QB alot more this year if they want a shot at the playoffs. I don't see it. This division is relentless, one of the best in the league. If Ray Rice wasn't so incredible I'd put the Steelers ahead here and drop Baltimore to 7-9 but he is just a wrecking ball that controls tempo for Baltimore and takes alot of pressure off a still young Joe Flacco.

Another Ravens Nugget : Did I mention the kid they drafted to shore up the pass rush cracked his skull this summer falling down some stairs?

Steelers (7-9) - Tough division to have to start your backup in the first 4 games. About those 4 games they are home against Atlanta, @ Tennessee, @ Tampa and home against Baltimore. Ben comes back to face Cleveland after a bye then on the road for 3 consecutive tough road games. Miami, The Superdome and Cincy. If he's even a little bit rusty it will cost them. The Browns are not a cakewalk this year too. Even the defense is as stout as it was last year it just seems like a challenge the Steelers are not going to be able to meet.

Another Steeler Nugget : Steelers were awful on special teams last year. They allowed 4 kickoff returns for touchdowns.

Browns (5-11) - Will the passing game be any better? It was pretty terrible last year. And Delhomme can't be the answer a year removed from chucking 18 picks in 11 games last year. Like I mentioned with Tampa, and especially in this division, this team just doesn't have the zorses to compete.

Another Browns Nugget : Or another brown nugget. Get it? HAHAHAHAHHAHA. Sorry, They had 2076 total passing yards last season. Re-read that.

AFC South

Colts (13-3) - Insert 2009 preview here. It's hard not to pick them to go to the Super Bowl every year but it's too easy to do just that. So I won't. I'll be cute for the sake of making it interesting. They throw the football better than anyone. When they want to run, they do that well too. Depsite being last in the league in rushing they also tried the least. It seems when Manning audibles into a run it generally is successful. The defense is fine but really the offense is the teams best defense. And they get Anthony Gonzalez back, combined with Collie and Garcon the rich just get richer.

Another Colts Nugget : Tony Ugoh experiement is over. He was released as I finished this up. Drafted to replace Tarik Glenn he just never panned out and secretly Manning hated his guts.

Titans (10-6) - Chris Johnson. This team will go as far as Young takes them. He is the key to this team. Playing with a dynamic back like Johnson Young has to figure out how to beat them when 8 man fronts and safeties creep up anxious to stop CJ. Also important the receivers stop dropping the ball. I think former Rutger standout Kenny Britt has a breakout year. They have one of the best coaches in the game today and the defense is pretty solid all around.

Another Titan Nugget : Johnson also caught 50 balls last year for 503 yards and 2 TD's. Maniac.

Texans (8-8) : The Redskins of the AFC. I pick a variation of 9-7 (7-9) or 8-8. And usually I'm right. If this game was just about passing the rock they'd win alot. But it's not. They turn the ball over alot, they have a tough schedule and Schaub lost his "brilliant" offensive coordinator to Washington (Mike's kid Kyle). They'll miss Cushing the first 4 games of the year and he was fantastic last year.

Another Texan Nugget : Leinart = nugget = turd.

Jaguars (3-13) - Garrard sucks. When will they realize this? He bamboozled them into an extension that pays him more than Tom Brady (Brady soon to sign an extension). MJD is banged up and they have no pass rush. Del Rio could be out of a job after this year.

Another Jag Nugget : 5th toughest schedule in league based on winning percentages.

Playoffs?

Dolphins, Chargers (bye), Bengals and Colts (bye) are your division winners

Titans and Raiders (tiebreakers) are your Wild Card Winners

So I had the Packers coming out of the NFC and I'm going to pit them against the Dolphins who will beat the Raiders, Chargers and the Colts to advance. Crazy I know. If not the Colts will win and beat the Packers. Plan B we'll call that.

Plan A :

Pack/Fins Super Bowl. Pack win.

Enjoy the season!

156 comments:

Beth said...

Just a warning for everyone here...

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Yugdish said...

I tried to get a league going at work here, but few people were interested.

However when I started my NASA yob about 10 years ago my boss asked me to join theirs. I'm still in that league, and the funny thing is I'm in another money league with that same group of guys just so we can do an auction draft too.

Yugdish said...

Brady's four-year deal is worth $72 million, $48.5 million guaranteed, a source familiar with the deal told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter. The extension will be added on to the final year of Brady's contract and goes through 2014, when he will be 37 years old. Brady has said he wants to play until he's 40.

Beth said...

I wonder if Brady could use a mistress...

Yugdish said...

i wonder the same thing...

/mize



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Beth said...

I don't have time for that shit!

Yugdish said...

sounds like a threat to me

Beth said...

Well you armed forces guys see threats everywhere.

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Yugdish said...

are you threatening me??


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Yugdish said...

The imam spoke of "a vision I've had for almost 15 years ... to establish a space that embodies the fundamental beliefs that we have as Jews, Christians and Muslims, which is to love our God and to love our neighbor -- to build a space where we have a culture of worship."



OK...let's start with loving your neighbor. Most of your neighbors don't want the mosque built there.

Yugdish said...

i hate working on the opening weekend of NFL season.


woe

El Padrino said...

everybody wants to play until 40

El Padrino said...

i'm safe in the suicide poool

El Padrino said...

LFO singer dies

i like girls that wear abercrombie and fitch

Beth said...

"i'm safe in the suicide poool"

Not unless you picked New Orleans.

El Padrino said...

I did.

El Padrino said...

bookies got the first line on the money

push

Yugdish said...

Would taking a shit on the star at mid-field of Cowboys stadium be the same to Cowboys fans as burning the koran is to the world of islam?

Beth said...

I'm thinking the burning is worse.

Yugdish said...

but shitting in public like that is illegal...burning a book is not, right?

El Padrino said...

that reminds me, i cant post sunday cuz i'll be burning korans

Yugdish said...

suite...a cookout

BLUE said...

shitting in public is illegal?

Yugdish said...

not in a public restroom, but on a sidewalk I would assume it is.

remember the seinfeld episode where they got arrested for peeing in public?

Beth said...

"that reminds me, i cant post sunday cuz i'll be burning korans"

Obama on line 1 for EP.


See though, that's what's driving me crazy about the whole burning the Koran situation. The entire government is almost being held hostage to the whims of some crazy pissant little preacher in Florida. I'm SAS there haven't been a lot of others doing the same attention-seeking ploy.

Todd Packer said...

"Pack/Fins Super Bowl"

crazy talk... fins suck

BLUE said...

"remember the seinfeld episode where they got arrested for peeing in public?"

uromisitisis

BLUE said...

hanging your dong out is different than hanging your ass out, i think

Yugdish said...

The entire government is almost being held hostage to the whims of some crazy pissant little preacher in Florida.


I'm not getting that. It is a stunt, that's it. the guy is a pastor of a church of 50 people that's not even associated with a denomination

El Padrino said...

hanging your dong out is different than hanging your ass out, i think

word

BLUE said...

blue is still hungover from a drinking binge from Wednesday night.

he's getting too old for that shit

El Padrino said...

damn, two day hangover is not good

El Padrino said...

check your thyroid

/ep

Beth said...

"I'm not getting that."

Yeah but Obama is talking about calling the guy, generals are pleading with him, etc.

LOVad was talking last night about attention whores, this guy is right up there with hsilok and csilok.

BLUE said...

cmon, who doesn't like a little attention

BLUE said...

"damn, two day hangover is not good"

yep, and had a 4 hour meeting with a vendor yesterday (guy we had gone out drinking with) so it was a really rough meeting

Beth said...

Blue, is the new casa de blue in any danger from the fires I keep reading about?

BLUE said...

no blue doesn't live in Boulder...he's no hippie

Yugdish said...

Yeah but Obama is talking about calling the guy, generals are pleading with him, etc.

LOVad was talking last night about attention whores, this guy is right up there with hsilok and csilok.


he is an attention whore...no doubt, but obama addressing it and generals addressing it is WAY overboard. if someone was going to burn a bunch of bibles he wouldn't say anything about it

Todd Packer said...

re: crazy pastor


religion sucks

Keef said...

all day meeting @ the casino today. o/u on blackjack hands played by me is 17.5

JFreak said...

"LOVad was talking last night about attention whores"

We were?

Yugdish said...

over

Yugdish said...

attention whore was mentioned late afternoon sometime

El Padrino said...

casinos are fun

Beth said...

"We were?"

Well yesterday some time I thought, not sure if it was exactly ad.

I have no time to look up that shit.

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Keef said...

"over"

I hope your* right

Keef said...

"We were?"


It was like LOVA

Keef said...

"casinos are fun"


LP knows

El Padrino said...

the palenstinians have been burning bibles and flags for l;ike 100 years

whats the beef

BLUE said...

i'm reading a book about how to count cards for blackjack, it's foolproof

it's not illegal it's just frowned upon

BLUE said...

i never met a palistinian

Yugdish said...

i never met a palistinian


they're brown, you wouldn't like them

JFreak said...

like masturbating on an airplane.

Keef said...

"the palenstinians have been burning bibles and flags for l;ike 100 years"

Figures you would be sticking up for the muslims

Keef said...

"i'm reading a book about how to count cards for blackjack, it's foolproof

it's not illegal it's just frowned upon"


Goddman auto matic card shufflers make that shit more difficult

BLUE said...

"Goddman auto matic card shufflers make that shit more difficult"

because you can have like 7 decks?

Keef said...

They put the cards back into the suffler after each hand

Keef said...

so it's all just completely random

El Padrino said...

single deck tables are rare but exist

El Padrino said...

auto card shufflers cut into those odds of counting because they yellow "cut card" my shut off cards you may be expecting, then a new shoot is born and you have to start all over

El Padrino said...

even if it's 7 decks you never get to the end of the deck

Keef said...

"auto card shufflers cut into those odds of counting because they yellow "cut card" my shut off cards you may be expecting, then a new shoot is born and you have to start all over"


This shit is different. You don't cut the cards. It's just a machine that they put the cards into after each hand. They shuffle and start a new hand. So the only time the cards are ever out of the machine is when they're in the hand

Keef said...

There are no single deck tables here. I've only seen those in Vegas and in the mnovies

Keef said...

piece

BLUE said...

nerve seen decks get reshuffled after each hand

El Padrino said...

me either

for poker i do but that makes sense

Beth said...

"the palenstinians have been burning bibles and flags for l;ike 100 years

whats the beef"

So you're saying the US shouldn't hold themselves to higher standards?

Yugdish said...

So you're saying the US shouldn't hold themselves to higher standards?


its legal to burn flags and books in the US isn't it? freedom of expression...apparently we pride ourselves on that.

Beth said...

Not sure I really have the energy or desire to get into this fully but what the hell.

It's also legal to build the mosque near Ground Zero. I just think it's a bit hypocritical to tell the Muslims not to do something that's legal cause it offends us, yet then turn around and do the same thing to them.

Yugdish said...

I just think it's a bit hypocritical to tell the Muslims not to do something that's legal cause it offends us, yet then turn around and do the same thing to them.


You're absolutely right. Yet in this scenario the gov't is telling this preacher not to burn the koran, yet is saying nothing about the mosque. Both of which are legal, and both offend people. However OUR govt is not commenting on what offends OUR citizens, just offends someone else. There is the double standard.

Yugdish said...

However if i shit on the Cowboys star I get arrested...there is no justice!

Yugdish said...

just what offends someone else.


fixed

Beth said...

"However OUR govt is not commenting on what offends OUR citizens, just offends someone else. There is the double standard."

I can't disagree with this.


I have to admit, this is a discussion where I miss zeke and his fake Obama muslim quotes.

Yugdish said...

I have to admit, this is a discussion where I miss zeke and his fake Obama muslim quotes.

^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

only for a moment then the moments goneeeeeeeee


your my boy zeke

El Padrino said...

i have a wedding tonight

i love weddings

ns

El Padrino said...

although i shouldnt go to this one but i have to cuz i went to the bach party a few weeks ago

El Padrino said...

i cant be that guy that got the free dinner then copped out of the wedding

i'm no meiz

BLUE said...

you know i'm a phenomenal dancer

El Padrino said...

these crab cakes are phenominal

BLUE said...

if a wedding has crab cakes, i'm there


2 things maryland does; crab cakes and football

Yugdish said...

2 things maryland does; crab cakes and football


you're in denver

BLUE said...

2 things denver does...rocky mountain oysters and late season surges in beisbol

Yugdish said...

wall

Yugdish said...

The report said U.S. authorities failed to realize that Somali-American youths traveling from Minnesota to Somalia in 2008 to join extremist Muslim


Al Koda

El Padrino said...

ha

El Padrino said...

pizza

El Padrino said...

never put a nonstick pan in a broiler
ok?

El Padrino said...

i'm just covering my plate tonight and i'm estimating

thanks obama!

El Padrino said...

wiki story of the day

Yugdish said...

Gonna tour Cowboys Stadium next weekend...suite

BLUE said...

are you planning on taking a dump on the star?

Yugdish said...

I'd really like to...however being arrested would not be in the best interest of my personal security.

Yugdish said...

OOPS!....oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops

Yugdish said...

freaking Beltran...caught looking again

BLUE said...

"I'd really like to...however being arrested would not be in the best interest of my personal security."

you're not in public...you have to pay to enter, so you're in private..no laws would be broken

Yugdish said...

I'm sure that would work


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Yugdish said...

For some strange reason that I've never fully understood, we ordinary folk look toward the famous for inspiration. We want to touch them. To see them. To talk with them about "that game" or "that show" or "that concert."


I'd rather not talk about "that game".

/Beltran

El Padrino said...

tim brown is a spokesman for BetUs.com

El Padrino said...

the booklet i got in the mail is hilarity with his pic

he's not even looking into the camera, his eyes are looking to the left and they posed him calling timeout

BLUE said...

tim brown the notredame superstar?

Yugdish said...

Astros game tomorrow night...suite

El Padrino said...

tim brown the Raider

BLUE said...

Idaho to shock the world this week by winning at Nebraska

El Padrino said...

pac-man

El Padrino said...

bleu is still drunk

Yugdish said...

lightweight

BLUE said...

i'm the #1 drinker on LoV

Yugdish said...

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick!
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

El Padrino said...

piece

Yugdish said...

i'm the #1 drinker on LoV


that poll doesn't count in the TCS

BLUE said...

it's a computer generated poll

Yugdish said...

did your computer generate it?

BLUE said...

i may have influenced the computer

kod said...

The report said U.S. authorities failed to realize that Somali-American youths traveling from Minnesota to Somalia in 2008 to join extremist Muslim


well yeah, that's been major news here for a while...but it's not like they are attacking Americans over there. When did Somalia last have a government....1990 or so? They went over to fight the Ethiopians

kod said...

apparently my adopted niece's father was killed in Somalia back before the Ethiopians pulled out.

Yugdish said...

I didn't link the actual article, but it was concerning home grown terrorists, or extermists recruiting americans like the Fort Hood guy.

It didn't go into detail about that particular passage, however, the only reason I posted it was so I could say "Al Koda".

kod said...

I don't support it....but if I was living overseas, and Canada had invaded the US, I might go back to whoop some Canuck ass myself

kod said...

the only reason I posted it was so I could say "Al Koda".


that was clever (ns)

JFreak said...

Clever?

Or lazy?

Yugdish said...

Or lazy?


your face is lazy

Myze said...

Should I ketchup?

Myze said...

My right wisdom "tooth" is fucking killing me. Fuck you, Jack Link's.

kod said...

well, at least your wild side is properly fed

Myze said...

My Y! team is straight up buttcheeks.

Myze said...

"that reminds me, i cant post sunday cuz i'll be burning korans"


Why is LP burning Korans on 9/12?


I'm burning bibles on Christmas, every day during Lent, Ash Wednesday, Good Friday, AND Easter.

Myze said...

I need a quarterback in Yahoo. I have parts I'm willing to move.

JFreak said...

I'll trade you Brees from the keeper.

JFreak said...

We disappear.

We fade out.

A black wave, carries us out.

Yugdish said...

I'm going to build a Cubs monument right by the cabin

Myze said...

"I'm going to build a Cubs monument right by the cabin"


I dare you.

Meiz said...

Okay, I'll quit

Yugdish said...

zeke said that one day

Meiz said...

No, Zeke magically forgot about the site.

Todd Packer said...

heading up to gainesville... tailgate menu:

pre-game
beer
pancakes
bacon

post-game
grilled wings
pork loin
more beer


fuck usf

Yugdish said...

well done tp...might have to take some notes for next weekend

Spaceman Spiff said...

pat white signed with the royals

Keef said...

Just won $75 on blackjack. eow

Keef said...

Got a free bottle of this too. Fucking cool bottle

Meiz said...

Suite bottle

Keef said...

"I need a quarterback in Yahoo. I have parts I'm willing to move."


I have no idear who's on my team

Keef said...

"Suite bottle"

I programmed it to say "I ♥ YOU" and I'm gonna give it to cmk when I get home. That should get me a handy

Keef said...

ns on the program part, s on the handy part

Meiz said...

"ns on the program part, s on the handy part"


Married people are the worst.

Keef said...

not as worst as your face

Meiz said...

Pregnant girl on a Greyhound.

I win.

Keef said...

not as bad as pregnant scared to death of flying pshycho* on a plane

Meiz said...

LP's NFL predictions are kinda ridiculous.

Meiz said...

I really need to start packing this apartment up soon.

Keef said...

did pops convince you to be a cop

Meiz said...

"did pops convince you to be a cop"


He wouldn't be the one doing the convincing. I don't want to be a Milwaukee cop, I wanna be a suburban cop.

Meiz said...

The Milwaukee Academy is firing people through there like nobody's business. Too bad they're a really shitty organization.

Meiz said...

LP's tipping the "bathroom attendant"

JFreak said...

I always feel obligated.

Working in a restroom has to suck.

Keef said...

I've nerve tipped the bathroom attendant. Mainly because I nerve carry cash

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