Thursday, September 23, 2010

Cowboys Suck!!!

Sadly I haven't loaded my pics from last weekend to my computer yet, so pics will have to wait until next week, however, I had a wicked awesome time at the game and over the weekend. We had 7 of us riding up there in the Minniebego, we left around 10 AM on Saturday morning with beers cracked. We did the self guided tour of the stadium when we got there. That meant they let us roam the field and go to the cheerleaders and players locker rooms. That led to this exchange:

stadium employee: OK, you all have about 5 more minutes in the locker room, the cheerleaders need to come in here and change.
Jug's friend: Oh we don't mind!

We went to a plave called Bone Daddy's for dinner that night.

Next morning we got to the tailgating around 9 and tailgated for just under 3 hours. There was a lot more Bears fans there than I thought there would be...we travel well apparently. I read some quotes from a couple of players saying they were impressed with how many Bears fans showed. IN YOU FACE Cowboys! Tailgating was fun, game was AWESOME! Cowboys fans were gracious in defeat. Jug is not a fan who talks a lot of shit to the Cowboys fans, but he does celebrate with the other Bears fans. Good times...good trip! Next trip is a ski trip in January.

Random question...why does campbells put so many damn carrots in their soups? Does a soup really need to be 65% carrots? I wish they had carrot free versions of their soups.

Reality TV sucks!

Houston Texans have looked good on the field so far this year, and bad off. They currently have 2 of the 4 players in the NFL that are suspended for drug use from what I heard on the radio yesterday. Kubiak seems like a good guy and runs a good program, but players need to be smater* than that obviously...especially when this is supposed to be THE year. Losing their left tackle for 4 games right before they face the Cowboys and Demarcus Ware is not what you'd call good timing. With that said, I would really love to see the Cowboys go 0-3.

Blue, can you just email me the cock pics you were going to use next week?

/Lp

Me too!

/Beth

I think that's all I have today...TPS piling up! Dammit!

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tem said...

How do you shave the hair on the underside of your dick?

Beth said...

"How do you shave the hair on the underside of your dick?"

You have hair on the underside of your dick? I've seen 1 or 2 in my life (quiet!) and never seen that.

El Padrino said...

"How do you shave the hair on the underside of your dick?"

with a razor?

El Padrino said...

what are you anyway some sort of temiho gorilla?

Beth said...

Freak is a fan of the Dolphins cheerleaders.

For proof, check out this Dolphins cheerleader's quote under "Yikes". (Also check out her incredibly sexy picture too of course. SFW.)

El Padrino said...

yikes

hilarity

El Padrino said...

man everyone is making a tablet now

El Padrino said...

they might push laptops out fo the way, i'm so getting rid of my home PC

tem said...

its not normal?

awkward.

BLUE said...

"How do you shave the hair on the underside of your dick?"

very carefully

BLUE said...

"they might push laptops out fo the way,"

they tried this about 8 years ago...HP made a tablet PC, but the technology sucked back then.

I think it will take hold, everyone is used to using touchscreen phones now. We're toying with the idea of having tablet PCs so that our employees can walk around with clients and interact.

BLUE said...

The key will be if you can "dock" the tablet and use a keyboard and mouse.

tem said...

i need a new keyboard. mine is old and dirty.

Yugdish said...

"How do you shave the hair on the underside of your dick?"


That's a two man job. you hiring?

\Mize

Beth said...

I find it hilarious that when there are gay jokes to be made that mize and ep are the subject of them instead of the 1 guy on LOV who has admitted bisexual experience.


I don't think it's that funny!

/mize

Neither do I!!

/ep

El Padrino said...

i love you beth

El Padrino said...

is it me of is the office getting played out ( i only watch synducated episodes )

its just not that funny anymore
the same joke over and over

El Padrino said...

sounds like a good time, i miss my yearly football trip

gotta pick it back up next year

El Padrino said...

when good people get cuaght up in O:FP

El Padrino said...

now i know why spiff is marrying a Hawaiian chick

well played Spiff, well played

El Padrino said...

Man arrested for scuffle -- with pet parrot...

El Padrino said...

no threat on Sperta jug?

tem said...

spiff already got married and divorced

El Padrino said...

"McDonald's hikes its dividend"

said if before, will say it again

TOP 5 stock. Period.

BLUE said...

"is it me of is the office getting played out "

Yep, i can't imagine it continuing after Steve Carrell leaves either

Beth said...

"Yep, i can't imagine it continuing after Steve Carrell leaves either"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

BLUE said...

a lot of blue's favorite shows are coming to an end

entourage
office
friday night lights

i'll have to go back to watching sports again

Keef said...

Going here today

BLUE said...

aitch is a bitch

BLUE said...

cowboys won't beat the Texans...texans d-line too good, and cowboys o-line too awful

BLUE said...

tolt everyone the rockies were dun.

no shot now, they'd have to sweep the giants this weekend and hope that San Diego goes back to losing

BLUE said...

shitty thing is that the braves have been sucking too so they could have made up ground for the wild card if they weren't so shitty

El Padrino said...

ah the ponies

El Padrino said...

baseball is over dude, since sept 9th

tem said...

baseball is over dude, since may 15th.

/pirates fan

BLUE said...

but the bucs are 2-0

raheem morris making a coach of the year push

tem said...

bucs are not the pirates and don't play baseball.

Yugdish said...

no threat on Sperta jug?


how about more country music links?

Yugdish said...

from Jug's brother:

"I find it very interesting that when Bill Parcells exited Dallas he three guys on his staff who are now NFL coaches including Sean Payton (saints), Tony Sparano (dolphins), and Todd Haley (chiefs) …. What the hell was Jerry Jones thinking…"



good yob Jerry!

El Padrino said...

jerry jones is a good owner, as far as making money, he's not a winner though

El Padrino said...

or anymore

he did win, was a long time ago

tem said...

he won because of the cocaine the players were doing.

Yugdish said...

how hard is it to make money when you have a brand like the Dallas Cowboys?

El Padrino said...

not hard but you gotta give credit for A) not fucking it up and b)not being satisfied with just making enough, he maximizes that brand

El Padrino said...

i hate his face and hate that he roams the sidelines late in games

cant wait to see his 0-3 face

tem said...

you'll like his 0-3 face.

BLUE said...

he hitched his boat to Jason Garret

unfortunately that didn't work out too swell

Spaceman Spiff said...

"NHL and HBO to create hockey's version of Hard Knocks. Announcement Thursday and lead up to Winter Classic."

should be suiter than actual NHL hockey

BLUE said...

cool thing about the NHL is that the rooks go and live with a vet.

that's kind of neat

Yugdish said...

i hate his face and hate that he roams the sidelines late in games


He's got his suite owner's box right overlooking the 50 yard line with an elevator in it that takes him straight down to field access level.

Yugdish said...

like blue at the Broncos games

El Padrino said...

the domestic turkey is the stupiest animal in the world because when it rains they lift their head to the sky to drink the water and subsequently drown themselves

so steves a turkey

got it

BLUE said...

"like blue at the Broncos games"

except without the plastic face

Yugdish said...

except without the plastic face


he had a little scroll installed in his forehead. when his face droops, he just dials it back some

Yugdish said...

he had a little scroll installed in his forehead. when his face droops, he just dials it back some


hmmmm...interesting.


/Tp

El Padrino said...

i bring in a pound of steak and potatoes for lunch and this kid brings in a white bread ham and cheese sammich

how does he get through the day

Yugdish said...

Lp...Giants and Bears next weekend. standard bet?

BLUE said...

why do you need a pound of steak and potatoes for lunch?

Yugdish said...

i had a bowl of soup and half a ham sandwich for lunch.

Yugdish said...

and a diet coke. i need to cut back on those

BLUE said...

"and a diet coke"

you're not fooling anyone

Yugdish said...

im not trying to

El Padrino said...

"why do you need a pound of steak and potatoes for lunch?"

I'm a man. I eat large portions to keep my energy levels up throughout the day.

Yugdish said...

I'm a man, I'm 30! I eat large portions to keep my energy levels up throughout the day!


fixed

El Padrino said...

i mean i dont know any other way to do it?

i've been blessed with good metabolism so the calorie intake doesnt effect me

just cant attain the six pack, gotta get that gym that goes on the back of the door

El Padrino said...

really have no time for that shit though

El Padrino said...

macho man on coke

I'm An As. Too said...

"the domestic turkey is the stupiest animal in the world because when it rains they lift their head to the sky to drink the water and subsequently drown themselves"


They're hard as fuck to shoot, though.

El Padrino said...

since when are you a hunter

El Padrino said...

meiz fudd

BLUE said...

why would you shoot one...just pour water down its throat

BLUE said...

hunting turkeys with a garden hose

I'm An As. Too said...

"since when are you a hunter"

Once upon a time.

I'm hoping to go deer hunting this year.

El Padrino said...

deer, right

cuz they are killer

El Padrino said...

you should hunt humans

Beth said...

You can start in CM, that herd needs some thinning.

El Padrino said...

my lunch

Yugdish said...

"since when are you a hunter"


I just got done yob hunting!

/Mize

I'm An As. Too said...

Deer are delicious. Super lean meat.

El Padrino said...

"You can start in CM, that herd needs some thinning."

beth knows

aim for the zipperheads

I'm An As. Too said...

You just eat tomatoes?

Yugdish said...

my lunch


no garnish?

El Padrino said...

"Deer are delicious. Super lean meat."

i didnt say they werent, just rather have someone else kill it for me

El Padrino said...

ooooo the new pc's are here

suite

Yugdish said...

deer hunting

I'm An As. Too said...

"i didnt say they werent, just rather have someone else kill it for me"


But the killing part is fun. Its a fucking rush.

Yugdish said...

But the killing part is fun. Its a fucking rush.



do you rub deer piss on yourself?

Yugdish said...

did you drink the blood on your first kill?

Yugdish said...

you should see the Bass Pro Shops down here...HUGE!

Yugdish said...

LMC

El Padrino said...

"Cowboys Suck!!!"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Yugdish said...

I'm looking forward to the Texans game this weekend. I kind of wish i was tailgating down there.

El Padrino said...

"But the killing part is fun. Its a fucking rush."

yeah no, i have a soft spot for animals and deers i mean cmon

bambi bro, bambi

i would only kill an animal if i had to and i would use a bow and arrow cuz a gun just aint fair

Yugdish said...

i would only kill an animal if i had to and i would use a bow and arrow cuz a gun just aint fair


El Padrobin Hood

I'm An As. Too said...

"did you drink the blood on your first kill?"

No and no

I'm An As. Too said...

"yeah no, i have a soft spot for animals and deers i mean cmon"


Deer are ruthless killers.

tem said...

"use a bow and arrow cuz a gun just aint fair"

curious as to how you decided that a bow and arrow is fair.

tem said...

shouldn't you kill the thing with your bear* hands?

or challenge it to a 40yd race, or play it in a game of rough touch?

I'm An As. Too said...

"use a bow and arrow cuz a gun just aint fair"


When that fucker's far away, a gun is plenty fair.

El Padrino said...

"curious as to how you decided that a bow and arrow is fair."

margin of error

El Padrino said...

"shouldn't you kill the thing with your bear* hands?"

impossible, animals are 1000 times stronger

Yugdish said...

not squirrals

El Padrino said...

right but they are quicker

deer i meant

tem said...

maybe a sharp stick would be fair.

tem said...

deer can't bench press 1,000 times what you can.

I'm An As. Too said...

"deer can't bench press 1,000 times what you can."


they've got him smoked in a 40 though.

El Padrino said...

if a deer punched you in the face you would think it's 1000 times stronger than you

Yugdish said...

careful mize

tem said...

deer can't punch, they don't have arms.

tem said...

they can kick me and if they did i would not think it was 1,000 times stronger than me.

only like 294 times.

El Padrino said...

"deer can't punch, they don't have arms."

lean bach* on hind legs and thrust front legs forward = punch

tem said...

that is an incorrect definition of punch.

Yugdish said...

so if i did a hand stand and hit you with my feet, would that be a punch?

Yugdish said...

deer fighing should carry us to 140 comments at least

Yugdish said...

there is more deer than you think running through the streets of NYC

Yugdish said...

fear the deer

Yugdish said...

mize will shoot bogut

BLUE said...

i saw lots of deer in that iamlegend movie


so there must be a lot in nYC

BLUE said...

"Deer are ruthless killers"

i've seen the video that supports this theory

BLUE said...

Bynum to sit out camp after surgery


O:FLA

Yugdish said...

remember the deer in tommy boy?

BLUE said...

how many hits would Ichiro have if he'd have played his whole career here?

I think he'd have shattered Pete's record.

Yugdish said...

I think he'd have shattered Pete's record.


wanna bet?

/Pete Rose

El Padrino said...

bynum sucks

BLUE said...

how does Seattle always get the best players?

BLUE said...

for a shitty team, they've had a bunch of HoFers come through there.

I'm An As. Too said...

"I think he'd have shattered Pete's record."


Yep. We need to get Ichiro in an express lane to the HOF

El Padrino said...

outside of the weather seattle looks awesome

Yugdish said...

coffee sucks

BLUE said...

seattle is a cool city, but not a baseball city

BLUE said...

I mean, it's no St. Louis


ahahahahahahahaha

I'm An As. Too said...

"outside of the weather seattle looks awesome"

I rather kinda like Seattle's weather. Never too hot, never too cold.

And GREAT fishing.

BLUE said...

lol

BLUE said...

:)

BLUE said...

"I rather kinda like Seattle's weather. Never too hot, never too cold."

if you enjoy gray clouds and constant drizzle, then it's the place for you.

Yugdish said...

sounds woenderful

BLUE said...

it's no cleveland

BLUE said...

cleveland is the capital of woe

tem said...

cleveland is awesome

tem said...

eteo

tem said...

cleveland was deer punched by God

tem said...

i want a line of t-shirts that are just for things like nachos, pretzels, hotdogs, pizza, squirrels, just random shit.

like it'll just be a nice t-shirt that says "Nachos" on it.

i bet these exist.

Yugdish said...

rip tjokes

Yugdish said...

rip tjokes


^^^^^^^

/irs

Yugdish said...

Cowboys suck!!

BLUE said...

i want a shirt that says

I ♥ Tits

kod said...

"I find it hilarious that when there are gay jokes to be made that mize and ep are the subject of them instead of the 1 guy on LOV who has admitted bisexual experience."


EP gets the short jokes too, even though I'm about 3.5 inches shorter than him

I think it's because there are just so many ways to give me shit/bust balls , why always go to the easy ones?

tem said...

its because el pad usually reacts in a hilarious manner

tem said...

he loves bait

tem said...

especially jail bait

JFreak said...

Watch Community tonight.

Best show on Thursdays.

kod said...

plus, I've found those things much funnier when directed at totally straight people.

Like I'll call my straight friends fags and give them shit about being homos; but I wouldn't do that to one of my gay friends

BLUE said...

"Best show on Thursdays"

it's not as good as parks and rec...or outsourced

kod said...

"Watch Community tonight.

Best show on Thursdays."


yes, Community is great (ns). IMO still second to 30 rock, but reasonable minds may differ

kod said...

it's not as good as parks and rec...or outsourced


I don't know what's going on with parks and rec; I know it's not on tonight. Is it going to be a midseason start?

kod said...

Abed is probably my favorite sitcom character though

JFreak said...

"it's not as good as parks and rec...or outsourced"

Parks and Rec isn't on because NBC are idiots.

And outsourced is literally the worst new show.

tem said...

sugarland concert tonight

tem said...

little big town too

tem said...

i don't have time for tv on thursdays

JFreak said...

"I don't know what's going on with parks and rec; I know it's not on tonight. Is it going to be a midseason start?"

NBC wanted to give one of their new comedies the lead in from The Office. But they a. picked a terrible show and b. took a show that's better than The Office off the air.

Parks and Rec doesn't even have a return timetable yet.

I'm An As. Too said...

"sugarland concert tonight

little big town too"


Godspeed, good sir.

BLUE said...

plus filming had to get delayed because Amy Poehler was pregnant again...

BLUE said...

damn you will arnett, quit impregnating her

BLUE said...

damn you Job


/fized

JFreak said...

"plus filming had to get delayed because Amy Poehler was pregnant again..."

No, they never stopped filming at the end of last year. Made 6 extra episodes, if I remember correctly.

BLUE said...

Gob

BLUE said...

oh, well it sounded good anyway

JFreak said...

Which makes things worse, because NBC had them operate under the assumption they'd be back at the start of the season, when they could have waited until now to start shooting instead of rushing the episodes last spring.

BLUE said...

NBC sux

tem said...

don't all networks suck?

BLUE said...

not FX

I'm An As. Too said...

But FX is Fox, and Fox sucks

JFreak said...

NBC has quality shows, but their leadership doesn't know what to do with them. Continually running themselves into the ground.

tem said...

simmons pti wasn't bad, listening to it now.

tem said...

all networks suck, except skinemax

JFreak said...

"simmons pti wasn't bad, listening to it now."

He's doing better than I thought he would.

Spaceman Spiff said...

lifetime and oxygen are good too, they cater to their viewers with grace

/H

Yugdish said...

lifetime and oxygen are good too, they cater to their viewers with grace

/H



chuckle

El Padrino said...

netowrk tv is the worst

El Padrino said...

yo, the event

wft another lost?

El Padrino said...

i could give a shit what happened to the plane

El Padrino said...

also, monday night football

so your gay Event

JFreak said...

"yo, the event

wft another lost?"

The Event is just people yelling at each other. Don't even bother with it.

BLUE said...

i like my shows to be simple...dick and fart jokes...nothing to try and figure out.

BLUE said...

you laugh because it's funny, not because you had to figure it all out and then try and figure out that there is something that you should figure out all at the same time that what you figured out is not what should have been figured out in the first place so your figuring is wrong and the writers suck

BLUE said...

blue started a new saying in the office.

"we can only do what we can do"

it's kind of blue's "knowing is knowledge"

BLUE said...

Cowboys Suck!!!!

BLUE said...

demaryius thomas looks like he might not be a wasted pick.

dude lookt awesome against the seahawks in his first game action last week.

8 catches 97 yards and a TD....I'll take that every week.

El Padrino said...

yeah i remember eddie royal too

El Padrino said...

the Eddie Royal year was fun

BLUE said...

eddie royal is back to his old self...13 catches already.

as dumb as it sounds, they're better off without b-marsh because Orton can spread the ball around now instead of forcing to him all the time

BLUE said...

Eddie admittedly had a hard time learning mcdaniels system last year...he's solid now

El Padrino said...

jesus, the system is hard for Wideouts?????

good lord, they have the easiest job in the offense

JFreak said...

"good lord, they have the easiest job in the offense"

Incorrect, that would be running backs.

BLUE said...

"good lord, they have the easiest job in the offense"

not in mcdaniels system...you have to make a ton of reads at the los and then react, all while seeing the same thing as the QB.

BLUE said...

"Incorrect, that would be running backs"

or the right guard, his job is hit the guy in front of him

Keef said...

Won $5.60 at the track.

Sizzler

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

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