Wednesday, September 29, 2010

ain't nothin but a white trash party

What's your perfect meal? I'm guessing EP's includes burritos and fingerling potatoes.

MOVIE TALK
This week's movie of the week is The Social Network. Starring the kid from Adventureland. It's the story of the fagbook founder and all his woes as he became a billionaire. EP doesn't have time for this movie. But don't be surprised if the Eisenberg kid gets an oscar nom for it.

NBA TAlK
The nuggets seem content to keep Carmelo for now. I don't blame them I guess. If they can get him to play hard and get out to a great start, then make a move for a big guy near the trade deadline, maybe they can "Kobe" him. Remember when kobe wanted traded?

MLB TALK
Nothing to see here, keep moving along.

NFL TALK
Chiefs, are they for real? Lets wait until they start playing some decent teams, and no i don't count San Diego as a decent team yet. They're decent in the 2nd half of the season. I like the Falcons all of a sudden in the NFC. Sophmore slump is over for Matty Matt Matterson. If Turner stays healthy (AHIIK), they could be the surprise NFC team this year. Not the fucking Bears, their QB is a pussy, and pussy QBs don't win superbowls. Hey Dez Bryant, i bet you wished you wouldn't have been too much of a man to carry pads now. "Who's the bitch now".

RANDOM TALK
Why do I hate the NHL? If you could see just one concert and then die, who would it be? For me it would be Nirvana, just because they broke up the band and don't have any plans for a reunion tour. How much do radio personalities make? I think a lot, but what do I know? Isn't radio pretty much dead?

Ok my random talk is pointless and over now, I don't have any more random questions in my head for today.

181 comments:

Beth said...

"I like the Falcons all of a sudden in the NFC."

Welcome to the bandwagon.

Todd Packer said...

"If you could see just one concert and then die, who would it be?"

why do you have to die after the concert?

BLUE said...

"why do you have to die after the concert?"

so Journey?

El Padrino said...

"If you could see just one concert and then die, who would it be?"

The Beatles

/meiz

El Padrino said...

that fuckbook movie is not an accurate potryal of the Zuck

not like anyone would care, jus sayin

El Padrino said...

still trying to figure out how they got away with making that movie without his consent

isnt that slander?

El Padrino said...

i just realized i laid some Kod bait

BLUE said...

how do you know, you know him or something?

He isn't saying shit about the movie

BLUE said...

i do know that they said he isn't as "detached" in real life as they portray him in the movie.

but he had a lot of woe. I'll take billionaire woe anyday

El Padrino said...

he's publicy said that it's not an accurate potrayal of how facebook was created and distanced himself from the story

i dont know the plot of the movie but there was a rolling stone story a few years ago that basically stated he stole the idea from two roomates and paid them off

El Padrino said...

he is a redonk billionaire

El Padrino said...

i'd take 0.05% of his money

Todd Packer said...

"so Journey?"

negative

tem said...

if the morning DJ here makes more than 100k i would be pissed.

tem said...

""If you could see just one concert and then die, who would it be?"


it would be a band that had a concert in the year 10,000. that way I got to live for a long time.

tem said...

although those last 990 years might be a bitch if i am old and brittle

tem said...

9,900 yrs that is

tem said...

"i dont know the plot of the movie but there was a rolling stone story a few years ago that basically stated he stole the idea from two roomates and paid them off"


that's the plot of the movie.

make something to meet girls. two roommates figured it out, he steals it, then pays them.

El Padrino said...

"If you could see just one concert and then die, who would it be?"

I'd want to see Paul Whiteman and the Band!

/tp

tem said...

i suck at math

tem said...

10,000 - 2010 = 7990.


so the last like 7890 years

Todd Packer said...

"I'd want to see Paul Whiteman and the Band"


i love the whitemanband

/blue

Beth said...

"How much do radio personalities make?"

A few years ago one of the guys on a 3 person morning show on the local adult alternative station (think Green Day and bands like that) came out and said what he made cause he got dared to. The show was like in the top 5 at the time but not #1. He was making $300k.

El Padrino said...

sports talk radio?

francesa makes like 2mm

it's grotesque

El Padrino said...

boomer and carton, easy 300-400K a piece

Beth said...

"If you could see just one concert and then die, who would it be?"

Pink Floyd at their peak.

Todd Packer said...

doors
sublime
hendrix

Todd Packer said...

"Pink Floyd at their peak"

lots of eras for that group with different people at the lead... i assume you talking about the dark side & wall era

BLUE said...

"doors
sublime
hendrix"

that is more than just one

Todd Packer said...

beatles are probably the obvious choice

tem said...

3 bands, one concert

tem said...

RIF

Todd Packer said...

nirvana was also a good pick, blue

Beth said...

"i assume you talking about the dark side & wall era"

Definitely. I actually had in mind the original Wall tour.

(Pink Floyd without Roger Waters is like Mize without woe, it's just not the same.)

Todd Packer said...

"that is more than just one"

just throwing shit out there

Todd Packer said...

Pink Floyd without Roger Waters is like Mize without woe, it's just not the same.

some people would say the same about crazy syd barett

Beth said...

"some people would say the same about crazy syd barett"

I know what you mean but personally I think Floyd got so much better when Syd flipped out and Roger took over. Their true mainstream success came after that.

Todd Packer said...

i would agree, beth

Todd Packer said...

are the braves gonna pull a mess on the playoffs this year?

Beth said...

I think they may hopefully be waking up, although losing Prado for the season really hurts. But they have a tiny cushion right now for the wild card at least.

Beth said...

Besides, the Braves usually wait til the postseason to pull a Mess.

Yugdish said...

Besides, the Braves usually wait til the postseason to pull a Mess.



what's the post season?

/Mess

tem said...

baseball is still going on?

/pirates

Yugdish said...

am i the only one still watching baseball?

/Rev

El Padrino said...

the braves biggest NL EAST lead was?

Yugdish said...

baseball is still going on?

/pirates in June



fixed

Yugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

fuck the rockies

BLUE said...

not the mountains, the baseball team

Spaceman Spiff said...

"AJA, I'm thinking about running a 5k and eventally a half marathon when i get in shape. NS. Let the yokes* begin."

maybe theyll let you do them in your roller blades

Spaceman Spiff said...

i ran a 5K last weekend for titty cancer, ton of eye candy

Beth said...

"i ran a 5K last weekend for titty cancer, ton of eye candy"

Good for you spiff. ns

Beth said...

I ran one too last weekend, but it didn't benefit anything.

El Padrino said...

nets out of the melo deal

sigh

Spaceman Spiff said...

speaking of titties

dat gook

El Padrino said...

"i ran a 5K last weekend for titty cancer, ton of eye candy"

fucking annihilate you

El Padrino said...

saw that yesterday, who is that girl she should be famous for those knockers

Mize said...

Keith

Mize said...

"The Beatles

/meiz"

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

"saw that yesterday, who is that girl she should be famous for those knockers"

i was unable to find anything

Mize said...

"mize...how is the new yob going?"


Decent. If nothing, at least its pretty fun. I'm only working 2 days a week, though.

Spaceman Spiff said...

jug,

"sportsguy33
Hearing that Team Melo + Denver stonewalled NJ deal for same reason: both sides waiting for Chicago to suck it up (Deng, Noah, 2 No. 1's). "

BLUE said...

fuck that trade...i hate it.

I like the NJ trade way way mo better

BLUE said...

what killed the NJ trade was that the nuggets had to take on too much salary this year, and Kroenke didn't want to pay an additional 9M in salary (including the luxury tax implications) to have a shittier team

BLUE said...

so they were still exploring with NJ but using different "other" teams so the nuggets wouldn't have to take kirilenko, but maybe an igoudala or someone a little cheaper for this season.

El Padrino said...

he'll be moved by the deadline, nuggets fear losing him for nothing

unless, like you said, they *kobe* him

BLUE said...

nuggets also hate deng's contract

Keef said...

"Especially from the married guys, and ESPECIALLY from the married guys with prego wives."

Beth knows

El Padrino said...

nuggets also hate deng's contract

dong?

/ep

Keef said...

"Keith"

Lame

Keef said...

"the braves biggest NL EAST lead was?"


< than 7 with 17 games left

El Padrino said...

"< than 7 with 17 games left"

so not a collapse

El Padrino said...

congrats on NL Central title keef

El Padrino said...

i hate when the numbers dont add up

Keef said...

"so not a collapse"

Not like the Mess, but they lost something like 14-15 games in 2 months

Keef said...

Went from a 7 game lead to being down 7 games

Keef said...

"congrats on NL Central title keef"

Thanks. I'm SAS

BLUE said...

i thought you were KAS

El Padrino said...

"Went from a 7 game lead to being down 7 games"

stings the nostrils

Keef said...

"i thought you were KAS"

Oh, right

Spaceman Spiff said...

goddman

the bitch wasnt scurred either

Keef said...

TP, you going to the free game tonight?

Keef said...

“What did that football player say to his girlfriend, it’s a good day to die,”

THHSIIRL

Keef said...

The woman targeted him with her laser sight before both shot at each other and missed.

goddman

kod said...

"If you could see just one concert and then die, who would it be?"


Grateful Dead 1995 or before; Jerry died when I was 15...never got to catch a show

kod said...

not a huge fan of the Dead, but it sounds like one of the most enjoyable concert experiences

El Padrino said...

yeah if you like tripping balls

Mize said...

"not a huge fan of the Dead, but it sounds like one of the most enjoyable concert experiences"


Dead and/or Phish shows sound scary to me. I'm terrified of massive groups of people on acid.

kod said...

Dead and/or Phish shows sound scary to me. I'm terrified of massive groups of people on acid.


I saw Phish; kind of lame. Not really their fault though, people were so desperate to anoint a new Dead-like band after Jerry died, Phish got the nod pretty much by default...and I don't think they wanted it (I sure wouldn't; talk about big shoes to fill)

Mize said...

I think tomorrow I'm gonna fire up the old man's Wii and smash ALL of his records.

::evil cackle::

Mize said...

I need to do a camera dump one of these days.

kod said...

Phish also probably would have been a lot better if I had seen them outside; I generally frown upon concerts in big sports arena...totally takes away from the overall experience for me

Mize said...

Springsteen was an awesome concert indoors.

Mize said...

UPS Store #2 employee put in her 2 weeks today. Uh oh.

Yugdish said...

Springsteen was an awesome concert indoors.


woe woe woe...I'm on fire.


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El Padrino said...

this conf call is so annoying

tem said...

maybe the UPS store will ask you back at double your salary

Mize said...

"maybe the UPS store will ask you back at double your salary"


AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Good one.

Todd Packer said...

"TP, you going to the free game tonight?"

no, i never pay for rays games anyway

Mize said...

Christ, there's a lot of food in this house.

El Padrino said...

drew brees, strained MCL

madden curse strikes again

Keef said...

"If you could see just one concert and then die, who would it be?"

If I knew I was going to die, I'd probably stay away from the concert and go have as much sex as possible

tem said...

"go have as much sex as possible"


so no sex, got it.

tem said...

married + pregnant wife = no sex possible

tem said...

"If you could see just one concert and then die, who would it be?"


new day rising is the obvious answer

Keef said...

"Phish got the nod pretty much by default...and I don't think they wanted it (I sure wouldn't; talk about big shoes to fill)"


Yeah I'm sure they woed all the way to the bank

Keef said...

"married + pregnant wife = no sex possible"

If I knew I was going to die soon, all bets are off

s

Mize said...

Lady and gentlemen, I give you the Brewers most prominent beat reporter.

"@Haudricourt

One more reason for Brewers fans to be down about mighty Ruben Tejada beating Axford last nite: Mets were 0-67 when trailing after nine."

Yugdish said...

fight after texans game


keef..check their papers

BLUE said...

when is keith gonna be a cop?

Yugdish said...

as soon as he finishes that lng ass app

Yugdish said...

but he can practice by checking papers

BLUE said...

pretty good fight...little dude who cheapshotted that guy got a couple other good punches in too

Mize said...

Blue, how much is Denver going to boo Carmelo?

Keef said...

"Mets were 0-67 when trailing after nine"

Isn't every team winless when trailing after 9?

Keef said...

or was that your point

Keef said...

"when is keith gonna be a cop?"

1st interview tomorrow

Mize said...

"or was that your point"

The game only went 9 innings

Keef said...

"as soon as he finishes that lng ass app"

Got that done, have to get it notarized this afternoon

Keef said...

hey, I'm a notary

/mize

Keef said...

"The game only went 9 innings"

He was probably making a joke

Keef said...

gullimize

El Padrino said...

no serious, the mets were 0-67 going into their last at bat (when down by a run or more of course)

El Padrino said...

basically all the walk off wins they had this year, not many, but they've all come when the game is tied

they ve never come from behind in the 9nth

Mize said...

Dickey vs Bush tonight.


I'll take Dickey.
/LP

Mize said...

"Haudricourt

@atmeiller Just corrected it. Meant after eight. Thanks."


Apology accepted

El Padrino said...

secret menu items

Keef said...

"secret menu items"

That's at least the third time that's been linked

El Padrino said...

meiz your dreamgirl

El Padrino said...

"That's at least the third time that's been linked"

that specific one?

but it's got 3 speeds

Beth said...

Them breasts*

NSFW

Mize said...

Old man's entrenched in a battle with what is the equivalent of Mayor here, and with the Chief. Good stuff.

El Padrino said...

equivalent to mayor?

do you have a mayor?

El Padrino said...

Them breasts*

NSFW

awesome

Mize said...

Village Administrator is the title of the position

Mize said...

Pays > $100K

Mize said...

Bout time

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Them breasts*"

bravo

El Padrino said...

9/11 finally passed

Spaceman Spiff said...

"9/11 finally passed"

bout time

/meiz

El Padrino said...

people committ suicide alot

El Padrino said...

man died after downing a pint of vodka in four seconds

kod said...

life is tough, you

El Padrino said...

yeah its not for everyone

kod said...

the sportsnation poll results on WWL homepage is weird


people would rather have Vick as their starter than Big Ben? Que estupedo

Yugdish said...

tps sucks

El Padrino said...

alot of things suck

El Padrino said...

bossman's suck

Mize said...

Brewers are shelling the Mess

Mize said...

"@Haudricourt

I would say that Mets RF Chris Carter throws like a girl but that's impugning strong-armed girls everywhere. Oh my."

El Padrino said...

what are you doing

Mize said...

I'm going to work.

Out.

El Padrino said...

dont have time for this shit either

Yugdish said...

I'm on my way! @work


/mize

BLUE said...

does meiz tweet from the pizza joint?

i'd follow him if that were the case.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'm going to work.

Out."

did you get the door gym, or just gonna do 100 pushups

Keef said...

working 2 days a week is my dream

Keef said...

Well, working 0 days is the dream. But 2 would be suite

BLUE said...

2 20hour days would suck though

Keef said...

well yeah. But I don't think mize is working 20 hour days

Keef said...

My dad is starting a schedule soon where he works 3 13s. That would be alright

BLUE said...

3 13s would be cool

I work 5 tens now anyway, what would be another 3 hours?

Keef said...

Right Said Fred on the radio right now. I always laugh at how ridiculous this song is

Keef said...

But it also sucks me every time

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

still

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JFreak said...

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JFreak said...

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kod said...

I'm too sexy for LOV


the way I'm disco dancing

JFreak said...

"I'm too sexy for LOV"

this is not true.

kod said...

The Corn Refiners Association has a sweet proposition for the FDA: they asked for permission to change the name “high fructose corn syrup” to “corn sugar.”



-somebody's getting nervous; your poison pushing days are coming to an end

kod said...

this is not true.


well, you've never seen me do my little turn on the catwalk. On the catwalk. Yeah...on the catwalk...yeah, I do my little turn on the catwalk

kod said...

is Tosh.0 really doing a clip show of past episodes?


ghey

kod said...

"They're killing the most important rivalry in American soccer.

That's my unavoidable conclusion after speaking to Chuck Blazer, the general secretary of CONCACAF, who confirmed that he expects FIFA to approve a new regional qualifying format for World Cup 2014.

Under the new format, which has already been approved by CONCACAF, the U.S. and archrival Mexico -- the two soccer giants in this part of the world -- would almost certainly not meet during any of the qualifying games for Brazil 2014. Not even once.

Sadly, I'm not making this up."


-that is really stupid; US/Mexico is the one matchup I will watch outside of the WC or Olypics

Yugdish said...

-that is really stupid; US/Mexico is the one matchup I will watch outside of the WC or Olypics



im boycotting soccer. im not even going to read about it in OSQ

Fireman Aitch said...

"people would rather have Vick as their starter than Big Ben? Que estupedo"

Instant history

Fireman Aitch said...

I don't think we're getting to Sparta today. I don't have the energy

Mize said...

"does meiz tweet from the pizza joint?"


Gotta get a little more comfortable first

tem said...

I have to be at work at 7 today. Wtf? I hate mornings. Woe.

Beth said...

Is that EST?

s

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