Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Advanced Business Analysis

I wish I could use teething as an excuse for being cranky. Babies get to use it, but I don’t think they appreciate it. I mean you can basically do whatever the hell you want. Cry at 3am, teething, throw a temper tantrum, teething, break a vase, teething. I think I might try to commit a crime and then use teething as my excuse.

Until about last year I thought that Alabama played in Brian Dennehy stadium. I figured he was a big contributor to the school or something. I am dumb. Also, by the by, Brian Dennehy looks like what I picture Rev to look like in several years.




Random WVU talk

They suck. They are 2-0, but I feel vindicated nonetheless for taking my “they’re not going to be good this year” stance. Other WVU fans said I was wrong, but it is looking like I might be right. The QB (Geno Smith) looks like a good decision maker. I am excited for him. But the O-Line is weak. Very weak. They are bad. Good thing they play in the Big East. In the SEC they’d be a doormat.


Fantasy sports talk: ________

I’m going to jump on the Todd Heap bandwagon now. I am hoping he is back. I am dropping Shockey for him. Or at least trying to. I have a bad waiver wire position…how is that determined by the way? I haven’t picked anyone up, I am 11 of 12 and I had the 9th of 12 picks in the draft. Shouldn’t I have started with like the 4th waiver position? WFT?

Anyway, I have to get another QB too now to handcuff Kolb. Orton will be available in most leagues so I am going to try to nab him. I have Palmer who will be my starter, but Kolb looks like junk. I got suckered in. I am a fool.


Is _________ hot ?


Kaley Cuoco


She is the chick from the Big Bang Theory. I think she is kinda hot. I guess that is the Lebron way out of making that decision. Fine. I’ll man up. She is not hot. She has that attainable look to her which is nice, but she also has something funny going on in her face. And I can’t figure out how to pronounce her last name. So, I’ll call her good looking, but not hot. Sorry Kaley, better luck next time. And while we are at it, she is out of my league for sure, but that doesn’t make her hot.


Tennis Talk

Nadal won the US Open. Good for him. That is a career slam. He seems a lot shorter than he is. I think he is listed at 6’1”, but dude looks like he is 5’9 ½”. Maybe lots of other tennis guys are really tall. This is too much tennis talk…. No it’s not /Beth



By the by, my 2GB of RAM worked wonders for my computer. It is as fast as something that is really fast.

Also, El Tardo wrote something about Durant. In summary he wants to give Durant a BJ, then toss his salad, then another BJ.

Go comment.

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Yugdish said...

Blue is rich.

Yugdish said...

that rev pic in a few years was funny.

BLUE said...

i'm on the kuoco bandwagon, she was on that show where jack tripper died, and was a hot teenager

BLUE said...

why am I rich today?

BLUE said...

I thought that was a picture of Larry Flynt for a second

Yugdish said...

why am I rich today?


you tell me

Beth said...

"It is as fast as something that is really fast."

EP's 40 time?

tem said...

yeah, cuz he is in shape.

tem said...

"i'm on the kuoco bandwagon,"

i hop on and off. i am tired of being wishy washy about it.

i am off now. for good.

tem said...

i'd still have sex with her though.

BLUE said...

she only seems attainable because she hangs out with a bunch of nerds on that show.


nfw a chick that hot would hang out with nerds like that in real life...that's why I don't watch that show, too unrealistic

that and I don't watch CBS because i'm not 50 yet

I'll be his catcher said...

that rev pic in a few years was funny.

^^^^

Beth said...

Kaley Cuoco

pic 1

pic 2

But then you also have this.

So I'd agree with your initial conclusion tem, kinda hot.

I'll be his catcher said...

"i'd still have sex with her though."

not me

/meiz

I'll be his catcher said...

she's one of those chicks that always looks good with her hair up

if that makes any sense

BLUE said...

i'm hoping this conversation leads to spiff finding nekkid pictures of her to solve the argument

I'll be his catcher said...

but serious if Dustin Keller died last night what would we do, what would the league do?

someone will die on the field in our lifetime

BLUE said...

"but serious if Dustin Keller died last night what would we do, what would the league do?"

build a monument next to a mosque?

BLUE said...

or build a mosque next to the stadium?

I'll be his catcher said...

good lord, where is spiff with the gif of that hit

shit was one of the best I *erve did see

tem said...

"someone will die on the field in our lifetime"

probably.

tem said...

"nfw a chick that hot would hang out with nerds like that in real life"

don't ruin the dream for so many.

I'll be his catcher said...

man arrowhead was rocking last night, good to see

tem said...

it is like 6am spiff time. he isn't awake yet.

tem said...

isn't arrowhead always rocking? even when the chefs* suck.

I'll be his catcher said...

crennel already paying dividends with that d

I'll be his catcher said...

"isn't arrowhead always rocking? even when the chefs* suck."

eh, i guess but last night was a different level

as it rained harder the crowd got louder and when mccluster took the punt back to the house i thought my tv would splode*

Beth said...

"good lord, where is spiff with the gif of that hit"

Spiff is a master but this one's easy to find.

tem said...

"i thought my tv would splode*"

if that happens bgelpad is in trouble sitting about 6 inches away from the tv she'll surely get some collateral damage from that splosion*

tem said...

that lewis hit was really good. clean too.

i don't think a hit like that is going to kill someone. its going to be someone leading with their helmet and breaking their own neck.

BLUE said...

not to mention that LCD is toxic

tem said...

so is LSD.

three letters, starts with L. must be toxic.

tem said...

LOL /h

tem said...

maybe its starts with L ends with D.

Beth said...

"three letters, starts with L. must be toxic"

LOV

Todd Packer said...

"three letters, starts with L. must be toxic."


what about LOL?

/H

I'll be his catcher said...

that's not a gif beth

but thanks

tem said...

make your own gif out of it

BLUE said...

EP doesn't like .wav files only .gif

BLUE said...

or whatever format u-tube is

I'll be his catcher said...

990 people remain in the suicide pool (the big one) out of 1456 after week one

suite

Todd Packer said...

not smat*

Beth said...

"that's not a gif beth"

What, you don't have time for this shit?

I'll be his catcher said...

precisely

Beth said...

"not smat*"

Normally I'd comment on that but with UGA's arrest history lately I'd better not.

I'll be his catcher said...

"Time to Die"

awesome

tem said...

WVU's best defender got arrested again for DUI. or DWI

I'll be his catcher said...

The unlikely city of Chattanooga says it began offering one-gigabit-per-second internet upload and download speeds Monday, a rate it says is the fastest in the United States -- and 250 times the average internet speed in the nation.

Todd Packer said...

ep, i'm starting to think you are right about sanchez... he was real bad last night

BLUE said...

"not smat*"

he had post-concussion syndrome

I'll be his catcher said...

fucking nerds

Todd Packer said...

"he had post-concussion syndrome"

good point

I'll be his catcher said...

"ep, i'm starting to think you are right about sanchez... he was real bad last night"

come to the dark side tp and dont forget he's already had two knee surgeries

I'll be his catcher said...

"he had post-concussion syndrome"

he was teething

Yugdish said...

ep, i'm starting to think you are right about sanchez... he was real bad last night



I didn't see a lot of that game, but in all fairness it was against one of the better defenses in the NFL and this is game 1 of year 2 for him. He won't be the only QB having trouble with the Ravens D this year.

Todd Packer said...

"come to the dark side tp"

be a giants fan?

I'll be his catcher said...

Tomlinson looked good though

tem said...

"he was teething"

^^^

I'll be his catcher said...

"be a giants fan?"

yes, no one will notice

Todd Packer said...

"I didn't see a lot of that game, but in all fairness it was against one of the better defenses in the NFL and this is game 1 of year 2 for him. He won't be the only QB having trouble with the Ravens D this year."

he was really bad... rev might have had more yards passing than sanchez if he played

I'll be his catcher said...

i saw jim zorn on the ravens sideline, assuming he's flacco's qb coach

Todd Packer said...

"yes, no one will notice"

that's like being a yankee fan... never gonna happen

I'll be his catcher said...

you can throw against the ravens, he was pitiful

Todd Packer said...

"Tomlinson looked good though"

yeah, but greene looked awful

I'll be his catcher said...

"that's like being a yankee fan... never gonna happen"

definetly not like being a yankee fan but aja sanchise is not that good period

I'll be his catcher said...

greene fumbles alot, fumbled last year, this year, misses blocking assignments, lets bad palys effect his play later in the game

still have no idea why thye let TJ go

I'll be his catcher said...

cromartie was picked on pretty much the whole night, he made a play once

Todd Packer said...

"still have no idea why thye let TJ go"

free up some revis money

Todd Packer said...

"cromartie was picked on pretty much the whole night, he made a play once"

yeah, he was abused

Yugdish said...

I'm listening to the radio on the Jets game...sounds to me like Sanchez wasn't the only or the biggest problem in the game last night

Yugdish said...

12 penalties

Yugdish said...

admiral ackbar for the ole miss mascot made me chuckle

I'll be his catcher said...

he wasnt the only problem but they had the ball inside the 10 twice i think, once off a turnover

I'll be his catcher said...

didnt know yug was such a big sanchise fan

I'll be his catcher said...

pete rose crying was not cool
let that dude back in bud, do something right in your tenure

tem said...

if bud does that he better let all the black sox back in too.

Beth said...

"if bud does that he better let all the black sox back in too"

Not until they also make a tearful apology.

s

Yugdish said...

didnt know yug was such a big sanchise fan


im not, just being realistic

Yugdish said...

pete rose crying was not cool
let that dude back in bud, do something right in your tenure


its all a show

BLUE said...

blacksox threw the world series... Pete had a sickness

I'll be his catcher said...

he didnt ban the roid users, shit mcgwire is a coach

I'll be his catcher said...

cant blame pete for gambling, he was teething

Yugdish said...

I don't feel sorry for Pete. His records still stand, he is still known as the hit king. no one is forgetting him. He'll be fine

tem said...

blacksox were just teething

Yugdish said...

blacksox were just teething

^^^^^

BLUE said...

so in WaVa is it "toothing"?

BLUE said...

john cusack was a blacksock

BLUE said...

he's quite the talented actor

tem said...

no, its still teething.

wavaians are born with the same number of teeth as everyone else, they just lose them faster.

tem said...

must be lots of pools in wava

tem said...

8 men out is a good movie.


8 men in is a better one. /beth and lp

kod said...

"i dont even consider 250K a year rich outside of caput mundi unless we are talking about lawerence, kansas or some shit hole in middle america"


well, I'd mention Bemidji but I'd probably be told it falls into the "shithole in middle America" category; all I know is that the two bigger sized towns I've lived in (Minneapolis and Madison) 250K/yr. would go VERY far. Shoot, you could even afford to live in Bearpath with all the Twins/Vikes/Wolves/Wild guys (although you'd have to live in Eden Prairie, which I would advise against)

kod said...

my ex, and probably soon to be not-ex bil makes over 1M/yr living and working in CM, and I consider him to be filthy rich....but I'll defer to TP's assessment of 250K there

I'll be his catcher said...

reservations dont count

Todd Packer said...

kod ♥s Eden Prairie

I'll be his catcher said...

"but I'll defer to TP's assessment of 250K there"

yeah cuz my assessment is not accurate

I'll be his catcher said...

"my ex, and probably soon to be not-ex"

what?

kod said...

no offense EP, but I think your assessments of what is rich and what is not is a bit out of whack with reality (WADR)

kod said...

what?


brother in law....my sis and him got divorced back in 2006 or so; all signs now point to them getting back together

I'll be his catcher said...

oh you left out the brother in law part

key

Spaceman Spiff said...

real ray lewis GIF

beff gets a B for beffort

kod said...

I just think you skew high, which I would probably too if I lived in CM


-Just like I probably skew low because I work on a reservation with 40% unemployment and over 60% poverty rates

Todd Packer said...

"yeah cuz my assessment is not accurate"

ep's assessment is probably more accurate than mine... i moved away from NY (long island) when i was 18(insert WW I joke)... i just know that my brother and his wife make combined more than $250k (probably about $350K) and they are certainly not considered rich in CM

tem said...

$250k a year would go very far in cbus.

not filthy rich though.

Yugdish said...

$250k a year would go very far in cbus.

same in houston

tem said...

"my ex, and probably soon to be not-ex"


FTR i 100% followed this.

kod said...

no, 250K isn't filthy; but if I could keep that steady....I'd retire by 55 or so

kod said...

"FTR i 100% followed this."


nice; tem knows a bit about break ups not taking the first time

kod said...

so does kod

I'll be his catcher said...

"no offense EP, but I think your assessments of what is rich and what is not is a bit out of whack with reality (WADR)"

in essence, TP agrees with me

Todd Packer said...

blue is laughing at the "$250K = rich" talk

kod said...

my last ex and I were like Putty and Elaine; I think we broke up about 20 times or so

I'll be his catcher said...

and boom apology accepted

Spaceman Spiff said...

theres something off with cuoco's neck area, they take care of it in phototshoots, but it prevents her from moving up

kod said...

I apologize that your assessment of personal income skews high

"and boom apology accepted"


good deal

tem said...

"no, 250K isn't filthy; but if I could keep that steady....I'd retire by 55 or so"


easily done here. but most people start living a little higher on the hog and then they need to keep working until 68 to support their lifestyle.

tem said...

"theres something off with cuoco's neck area, they take care of it in phototshoots, but it prevents her from moving up"

spiff knows

Spaceman Spiff said...

ravens pass offense looked like it was just all mini hail marys

Todd Packer said...

ravens pass offense looked like it was just all mini hail marys and penalties on the jets D


fixed

kod said...

"easily done here. but most people start living a little higher on the hog and then they need to keep working until 68 to support their lifestyle."


yeah, I'd probably do the same actually; it take a lot of restraint to live on a 50K budget when you got 250K coming in.

tem said...

HUNGRY

I'll be his catcher said...

"it take a lot of restraint to live on a 50K budget when you got 250K coming in."


keef could do it

Bagged By The Irish said...

""still have no idea why thye let TJ go"

free up some revis money"



Didn't they pay more for LT per year than what TJ signed for?

Bagged By The Irish said...

"oh you left out the brother in law part

key"


kod said "bil" (brother in law)

Bagged By The Irish said...

"keef could do it"

maybe

I'll be his catcher said...

thought he meant bill like in a dude named bill

I'll be his catcher said...

i wish i was a trader, too late now i think

I'll be his catcher said...

traders are rich (more than 250K a year, much much more)

BLUE said...

John McCain defined rich...over $5Million

pretty simple...that's rich everywhere, universal

BLUE said...

that's how it's defined in merrimans

I Want To Be A Breer said...

I would murder people for a quarter million dollars. There.

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Now I have to go turn in this application to work in a fucking factory for what will probably pay me eight dollars an hour.

JFreak said...

Cuoco = Coo-oh-coe

She's hot.

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"Cuoco = Coo-oh-coe

She's hot."


I'm siding with Freak on this one.

JFreak said...

"but serious if Dustin Keller died last night what would we do, what would the league do?"

Celebrate. Purdue sucks.

tem said...

i won't begrudge anyone for siding that way.

BLUE said...

3 for blue's side...2 for tem's

it's a dead heat

Bagged By The Irish said...

"Now I have to go turn in this application to work in a fucking factory for what will probably pay me eight dollars an hour."


but you probably get benefits & PTO

Bagged By The Irish said...

I thought KC was hot on the 8 simple rules show. Now I think she's just cute

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"I thought KC was hot on the 8 simple rules show. Now I think she's just cute"


leaning towards what Keith has to say...

I'll be his catcher said...

depends on your hot/not scale

tem said...

"but you probably get benefits & PTO"

and maybe overtime

tem said...

"3 for blue's side...2 for tem's"


so keith is on my side and meiz switched to keith's side, which is my side?

4 tem, blue 2?

tem said...

"depends on your hot/not scale"


umm, yeah.

Bagged By The Irish said...

"depends on your hot/not scale"



cappin* obvious

I'll be his catcher said...

not hot, hundreds of woman in show biz hotter

I'll be his catcher said...

"Now I have to go turn in this application to work in a fucking factory for what will probably pay me eight dollars an hour."

be sure to thank obama

BLUE said...

how am i losing people

i don't watch that shit on CBS, so maybe she's not hot now?

BLUE said...

the pictures beth linked looked pretty damn hot.

not the 3rd picture, but live TV always makes chicks look fat

BLUE said...

like i said, i need spiff to locate nekkid pictures to settle the argurment

BLUE said...

did we talk about the company that is making a kim kardashian sex doll?

EP's nutsack might explode

I'll be his catcher said...

i dont watch network tv at all cept for a law and order once in while

I'll be his catcher said...

"did we talk about the company that is making a kim kardashian sex doll?"

we didnt but i dont fuck dolls
this aint japan nigga

BLUE said...

even if it was a Kim K doll?

BLUE said...

you could stuff burritos and shit in it

I'll be his catcher said...

yeah no, i fuck flesh my friend

even if it was kim k they can never replicate the feeling of a wet gushy salty yet suite tasting pussy in my opinion

Yugdish said...

not the 3rd picture, but live TV always makes chicks look fat


radio has the same effect

/rev

Bagged By The Irish said...

"i dont watch network tv at all cept for a law and order once in while"


So you watch network tv. Got it

/keef

Spaceman Spiff said...

ryan grant, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I'll be his catcher said...

yeah glazer ususally doesnt miss

fuck me

Yugdish said...

ryan grant, faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace




fixed

I'll be his catcher said...

goddamn lost by a bunch vs keef in the keeper good lawd

Beth said...

"radio has the same effect

/rev"

Hilarity.

I'll be his catcher said...

"I think the Ravens are one heck of a team -- with a very strong organization to back them up. How about secretly moving Marshal Yanda from guard to right tackle? How about the impact play of Tom Zbikowski, whom all the other teams found holes in before the 2008 draft?"

Zbikowski almost cost the ravens the game

I Want To Be A Breer said...

HAHA

Ryan Grant.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Vote Meiz for Governor!


ATM...Going Ass To Mouth on all other candidates.

I'll be his catcher said...

could have went to Eminem/Jay-Z tonight at Yankee Stadium but $150 not a fan

Bagged By The Irish said...

"yeah glazer ususally doesnt miss"

TWSS

I'll be his catcher said...

whats with the ryan grant hate

Bagged By The Irish said...

"could have went to Eminem/Jay-Z tonight at Yankee Stadium"


me too, but I decided not to


/mize

I'll be his catcher said...

jenkins out, torn acl

Bagged By The Irish said...

fergie?

Bagged By The Irish said...

"goddamn lost by a bunch vs keef in the keeper good lawd"


Isn't Kolb my QB in that league?

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"whats with the ryan grant hate"


I've had the "pleasure" of watching him every week since '07. Thoroughly unimpressed.

Plus, it lets me laugh back at Packers fans.

I'll be his catcher said...

"I've had the "pleasure" of watching him every week since '07. Thoroughly unimpressed."

back to back 1200 yard seasons for an undrafted guy is quite suite
only priest holmes did that

almost 1000 yards in half a season in 07 and pretty much destroyed the seahawks in the divisional round by himself

i'm impressed

I'll be his catcher said...

"Plus, it lets me laugh back at Packers fans."

you laugh at yourself?

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Ryan Grant is the opposite of fast.

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Speaking of slow motherfuckers, I think it would be wise for Green Bay to give Willie Parker a ring on the telly.

BLUE said...

hot receptionist is mad at me again for something stupid i'm sure.

fuck this bullshit, women are too fucking moody.

I get that shit at home, I go to the office to escape it.

BLUE said...

willie parker ain't walking through that door

tem said...

"hot receptionist is mad at me again for something stupid i'm sure. "


this was guaranteed to happen when you refused to fuck her.

BLUE said...

"this was guaranteed to happen when you refused to fuck her."

no shit happened all the time before that.


i'd get emails like "just so you know, we're fighting now"

kids and their drama these days

BLUE said...

would have been worse if i'd have taken one for the team

tem said...

that was when she wanted to fuck you and she thought you would fuck her.


now its on for real.




or she still thinks you'll fuck her.


or you did fuck her. in that case it is still just kiddie shit.

tem said...

"BLUE said...
why am I rich today?

September 14, 2010 9:18 AM
'


because you were rich yesterday and nothing happened between then and now to change that.

I'll be his catcher said...

"Ryan Grant is the opposite of fast."

think he ran a 4.43

Spaceman Spiff said...

""I've had the "pleasure" of watching him every week since '07. Thoroughly unimpressed."

werent you also unimpressed with sexsons time with the breers

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I get that shit at home, I go to the office to escape it."

well, youre married, you get no sex at home, you should go to the office to escape that too

/hot receptionist

BLUE said...

"werent you also unimpressed with sexsons time with the breers"


look how awesome he turnt out to be after though

BLUE said...

"because you were rich yesterday and nothing happened between then and now to change that"

market is down, blue is poor

I Want To Be A Breer said...

"werent you also unimpressed with sexsons time with the breers"


Then, I wasn't.

Now, I am.

I Want To Be A Breer said...

Blue, I'm moving to the Denver area to take care of this situation.

Give her a raise so she can support me for a little while. She'll like having somebody from Wisconsin around.


Thanks & regards.

Todd Packer said...

"would have been worse if i'd have taken one for the team"

so hot receptionist is a st bernard?

I'll be his catcher said...

"She'll like having somebody from Wisconsin around."

you cant prove that

I'll be his catcher said...

BB rod text messages

looks like she was a cunt

I'll be his catcher said...

women are bitches

tem said...

market is up today. blue is rich.

Bagged By The Irish said...

"Ryan Grant is the opposite of fast."

shaun alexander wasn't fast. bettis wasn't fast

Bagged By The Irish said...

"i'd get emails like "just so you know, we're fighting now""


she's teething

Bagged By The Irish said...

bold

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