Thursday, September 02, 2010

90210

Yep...today is 9/02/10. I imagine every radio station has said something about that, so if you didn't know...now you know. This may not happen for another 100 years, so enjoy it.

I'm a little late in posting today since I woke up earlier and yogged. I do more before 7 AM than most people do all day...except Beth.

Lp tweeted last night that if he were rich he would hire a midget to shave his ass. First off, Blue does this already. The midget comes twice a week because apparently Blue is pretty hairy. Second of all, that is a really short midget.

Mize tweeted yesterday...about 2500 times. If tweeting were a yob, Mize would be Donald Trump.

Busy weekend ahead...gonna be suite! Softball tonight, date tomorrow night, Labor Day party Saturday night, fantasy draft Sunday and Monday night. All of those things have beer in common.

That's all I have for now.

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Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Sources: Roethlisberger wants ban reduced



thanks ESPN

Beth said...

Just as long as he gets at least a 1-game ban so he misses the Falcons game.

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

i actually heard he is going to be suspended for games 2-5...weird

BLUE said...

yep, heard the same thing...Goodell is going to keep it the full 6 games, but make it every other week for 12 weeks

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Goodell likes to think outside the box

BLUE said...

that's why he eats taco bell

Beth said...

"i actually heard he is going to be suspended for games 2-5...weird"

It's a conspiracy I tell you, conspiracy!

El Padrino said...

beth you gonna give me a name and pic or would you rather me cum on yer tits?

BLUE said...

that'd be a pretty long shot from way down there.

Beth said...

Hmmmmm, let me think about that one for a minute.

s

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

give her time to think

El Padrino said...

take your time dear, i know it's tough

Beth said...

Well I thought about doing a coLOV name and bringing back the one you picked for me when I first lost a bet to you ("yum yum I love cum") but then decided to go with the sports angle. Your new name and pic are:

14 straight, part 2!

El Padrino said...

damn, meiz would have taken the cum shot

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

wonder if sg will do a podcast with dylan mckay today

Beth said...

"damn, meiz would have taken the cum shot"

"Damn"? You're disappointed?

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

"Damn"? You're disappointed?

of course i am, wanted to give you some love juice

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

Wall.

tem said...

she would have taken the cum shot, but exfembeth took the ladder in the temgagement

tem said...

Sources: Roethlisberger ban 4 games

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

shocker

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

he was trying to get it to two games

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

i heard he wanted 8


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tem said...

i heard he just didn't want to play the bengals or browns

Keef said...

I heard this place sucks lately

Keef said...

T.I. (the rapper) arrested

tem said...

this place does suck lately.

maybe we should give up and go to Sparty and Friends. I hear they are awesome. s

Beth said...

"exfembeth"

= ex future ex mr beth? He's a double ex?

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

he just got out of prison too

BLUE said...

he's like exfemtem

tem said...

"= ex future ex mr beth? He's a double ex?"

its el pad talk.

like exfemtem

BLUE said...

actually I think it was fake drunk tem talk

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

mybe he had too much diet pepsi

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

"Bumper-to-bumper as epic China traffic jam returns"


as if i'm to believe the first traffic jam was taken care of

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Lp is sensing a championship soon!

tem said...

"actually I think it was fake drunk tem talk"


i don't think so tim

tem said...

we'll ask keith or meiz. they'll know.

Beth said...

"Lp is sensing a championship soon!"

The local paper is always trying to push the Atlanta women's team (the Dream I think), but I can't imagine anyone really pays attention.

Beth said...

we'll ask keith or meiz. they might not know but they'll act as if they do.

*fixed

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

The local paper is always trying to push the Atlanta women's team (the Dream I think), but I can't imagine anyone really pays attention.


i watch our team, the Milwaukee Woe

/mize

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

GRAND ISLE, LA (WAFB) - The Coast Guard is responding to another oil rig explosion in the Gulf of Mexico.

According to the Coast Guard, 13 people were onboard when it exploded and caught fire Thursday morning.

Everyone is accounted for. Officials are reporting one injury.

The injured worker is being taken to Terrebonne General Medical Center.

The other workers are in the water in immersion suits.

The rig is located about 90 miles south of Vermilion Bay.

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

mize...join the coast guard

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

the King is dying

BLUE said...

dude the king died last August

tem said...

was it a BP rig?

tem said...

it was not. it was a ME rig.

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

no, dont even know if oil is spilling

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

dude the king died last August



no, he went to miami, he tweeted so

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

it's in a bay so it cant be that bad due to the depth i imagine will be shallow

tem said...

he took his talents to south beach

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

samsung's i-pad thingy looks hdh
apple kills it on the apps though

tem said...

yeah but the ME stock will plummet nonetheless and then be a good buy

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

japanese men vacation with virtual girlfriends

tem said...

what? like internet girls or like robots?

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

"yeah but the ME stock will plummet nonetheless and then be a good buy"

most likely, depends if peeps died

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

computer chicks in japan

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

"The men are real. The girls are cartoon characters on a screen. The trips are actual, can be expensive and aim to re-create the virtual weekend outing featured in the game, a product of Konami Corp. played on Nintendo Co.'s DS videogame system."

wft

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Total Recall

tem said...

so do they just jack off to the computer chicks?

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

i tried that once...the computer chick jugvorced me


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tem said...

i told the computer chick the ring was on the dresser. she never got it.

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

a guide to craft beers across the country

BLUE said...

"samsung's i-pad thingy looks hdh
apple kills it on the apps though"

link?

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

All Top Chef All-Star Contestants So Far

Marcel Vigneron
Richard Blais
Fabio Viviani
Stephen Asprinio
Angelo Sosa
Tiffany Derry
Spike Mendelsohn
Michael Isabella
Dale Talde
Tiffani Faison

Woe said...

"mize...join the coast guard"


Hell no

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

samsung link

Woe said...

Gas station run.

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

The family has been through so much. You can't hear it, through Bob's persistent, proud-father voice, and the family doesn't talk much about it. How Bob and Linda Garcia lost their twin daughters before Jeff was born, how Jeff was 7 when his brother Jason drowned on a family camping trip, how a family that endured so much pain was hit with even more a year after Jason's death, when daughter Kimberly died after she fell out of a truck.



good god

Woe said...

Caput Mundi

Woe said...

Dollar Days at the timber Rattlers game tonight. $1 dogs, sodas, and BEERS.

Keef said...

"Dollar Days at the timber Rattlers game tonight. $1 dogs, sodas, and BEERS."


If you were making money, you could get full tonight

tem said...

yeah $1 days is just like teasing meiz since he has no money

Todd Packer said...

tps is nuts this week.... just made the decision that i'm not working tomorrow... too much tailgate stuff to do

tem said...

work is for your minions

Todd Packer said...

"work is for your minions"

minions have been calling in sick.... might need blue to fire them

Beth said...

Hilarious caput mundi link.

"In addition, 3 million New Yorkers reportedly left the city because they realized the phrase "Only in New York" is actually just a defense mechanism used to convince themselves that seeing a naked man take a shit on a park bench is somehow endearing, or part of some shared cultural experience."

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

some guy took a shit on a park bench?

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

One woman admitted to the paper that she hands out the rubber bracelets (popular with the elementary school set), and told them, "If both parties are feeling a connection, then it's a non-intimidating way to initiate contact exchanges like numbers or Facebook pages."

A 32-year-old financial planner, James Santos, claims he's been given several bracelets, and now keeps his own stash and wears them out. He told the paper, "People always notice them. They are a great conversation starter."


wft

Keef said...

they saw me take a shit on a park bench?


*fized

Woe said...

"If you were making money, you could get full tonight"


I have some money. Remember the not having to pay rent this month?

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Dollar Days at the timber Rattlers game tonight. $1 dogs, sodas, and BEERS.


you buying or selling mize?

Spaceman Spiff said...

mike isabella is an all-star? either both the voltaggio bros and pig man turned it down or they just want him for his talking, probly both

JFreak said...

"samsung's i-pad thingy looks hdh
apple kills it on the apps though"

Wait for the HP Slate. It's gonna run on Windows 7.

BLUE said...

"Wait for the HP Slate. It's gonna run on Windows 7."

so in other words, don't buy the HP slate because it's going to run on Windows 7

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

isabella

dude couldnt properly cook a leek

JFreak said...

If you want to use the crappy mac os, fine by me. Or get a tablet pc that doesn't run on a pc os like that samsung, also fine by me.

Keef said...

"Remember the not having to pay rent this month?"


I remember you not having any income

Keef said...

nyjer morgan is a punk as. bitch

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

nyjer morgan is a punk as. bitch



yep, but really plunk him once and be done with it.

BLUE said...

"yep, but really plunk him once and be done with it."

I wonder if he said "the trains a comin and you're standing on the tracks"

Keef said...

"yep, but really plunk him once and be done with it."

The 2nd time was because he stoled 2 bases and tagged up from 3rd on a pop up to the 2nd baseman with a 14-3 lead

BLUE said...

""Remember the not having to pay rent this month?""

nope, i don't pay attention to your woe

BLUE said...

"The 2nd time was because he stoled 2 bases and tagged up from 3rd on a pop up to the 2nd baseman with a 14-3 lead"

they were trailing 14-3

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

The 2nd time was because he stoled 2 bases and tagged up from 3rd on a pop up to the 2nd baseman with a 14-3 lead


it was the 4th inning...no problems with trying to score or steal then

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Wait for the HP Slate. It's gonna run on Windows 7."

preview pic

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

they were trailing 14-3



that too

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

whats the mercy rule in MLB?


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Keef said...

"they were trailing 14-3"


OIC. THISIIRL

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

it was the 4th inning...no problems with trying to score or steal then

^this

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

plus the marlins plunked two other guys in that game right?

BLUE said...

if they were ahead 14-3, he deserved to get hit a second time.

but trying to come back and win the game is allowable

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Morgan did take out the marlins' catcher though...there goes their playoff hopes

BLUE said...

train's a comin, and you're standing on the tracks

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Jump!

kod said...

damn, on that MMA fighter game it now takes 2 minutes to increase a health point, and I only get 1 stamina point per minute instead of 10 per minute.


I think it's facebook's way of telling me I play that game way too much

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

damn, on that MMA fighter game it now takes 2 minutes to increase a health point, and I only get 1 stamina point per minute instead of 10 per minute.


I think it's facebook's way of telling me I play that game way too much



bastards...its been down all day for me. I'm blockwed on my work pc but been playing on my phone

does that happen when you reach a certain level?

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

maybe they haven't created new levels yet, so they are trying to deter people from continuing

kod said...

"does that happen when you reach a certain level?"


-I don't think so; last night things were normal, and as soon as I went onto the game this morning it changed (so I hadn't gained anything between the change like a new level, more experience points, or more cash).

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

i guess i can change my name back

kod said...

"maybe they haven't created new levels yet, so they are trying to deter people from continuing"


that was my thought too; I'm already to 48 and have only been playing for a month or two. Right now, it doesn't go past 100

kod said...

i guess i can change my name back


yeah, you did more than your time

Woe said...

"nyjer morgan is a punk as. bitch"


I disagree. I like Nyjer Morgan. And I like him even more, now that he charged the mound.


Sick of the Breer's being pussy ass bitches and not doing anything about getting dotted all the time.

Woe said...

There will be an end of season fight with either the Reds, Cards, Pirates, or hell...all 3.

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

Hey Jug can I take Thursday and Friday next week, I wanna do NFC on Thursday and AFC on Friday.

take the week off

Yugdish said...

take the week off


sounds good!

Yugdish said...

couldn't change the pic...blocked on pic links at work.

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

sounds good!

good man

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

i just text a buddy if he's playing with us in a week and he text me back

*HOWL* !!!!!!!!

our team name is wolfpack

what a homo, i should kick him off

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

men are soft these days

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

i wrote back cool

he wrote back

LOL


motherfucker

Woe said...

I'm out, bishes!

Keef said...

"I disagree. I like Nyjer Morgan. And I like him even more, now that he charged the mound."

I was talking more about how he threw a ball at a fan last week, and then after the brawl yesterday he was being a punk and holding his arms out and dropping f bombs to the fans behind the dugout

Beth said...

"men are soft these days"

Tell me about it...

Yugdish said...

I was talking more about how he threw a ball at a fan last week, and then after the brawl yesterday he was being a punk and holding his arms out and dropping f bombs to the fans behind the dugout


yeah that was lame

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

"holding his arms out and dropping f bombs to the fans behind the dugout"

yeah this was ill-advised, especially after you just got a clothesline from hell by a dude named Gaby

Keef said...

the clothesline was suite

Keef said...

if nyjer was in the nfl, ahik*, goodell would suspend him for a year

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

"A Tropical Storm Watch has been issued for New York City and much of the tri-state’s eastern shores are under a Tropical Storm Warning"

the fuck is this shit

Yugdish said...

you better build an arc

Keef said...

Dear Applicant,
You have passed all portions of NTN and will be notified in the near future for an oral board.




Suite

Yugdish said...

Dear Applicant,
You have passed all portions of NTN and will be notified in the near future for an oral board.



need any tips for the oral?

/Beth

Keef said...

is board like dong?

/LP

Yugdish said...

damn, on that MMA fighter game it now takes 2 minutes to increase a health point, and I only get 1 stamina point per minute instead of 10 per minute.


they may have killed mma fighter for me

Keef said...

no time for that shit

Yugdish said...

not anymore...those changes suck

tem said...

"Hey Jug can I take Thursday and Friday next week, I wanna do NFC on Thursday and AFC on Friday.
"

friday is the muslim guy. you'll have to do thursday and your new sunday spot.

Keef said...

That guy should post next Saturday to celebrate the new mosque

tem said...

i think his friday post is about that.

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

freak is sock crushing on chapman

go away freak i'm keeping him

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

*until he goes down with Tommy John*

Keef said...

fuck you

Spaceman Spiff said...

chapman will be to reds this playoffs as krod was to angels '02

Spaceman Spiff said...

chapmanship

DYSWIDT

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem boobs

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

how much did the Reds pay for him again?

Beth said...

"dem boobs"

Good lord.

Spaceman Spiff said...

chapman got 6 years, 30 mil, 16 in bonuses

kod said...

"not anymore...those changes suck"


I agree; although I'm about to get bumped up to the Gold League, so I'm going to at least give that a go

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

still shocked he's not a jankee or red suck

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

but it's good for beisbol that he's not

Yugdish said...

espn radio is having the "if ND is undefeated..." discussion. They must have read keef's post

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

undefeated

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yugdish said...

from the sound of it...i don't think they really believed ND would be undefeated...probably just a slow sports day

tem said...

slow sports day????

didn't they hear? big ben wants ban reduced!!!!

this is a grade A top of the line story.

Yugdish said...

big ben wants ban reduced!!!!



blue?

Keef said...

no, blue is hairy ben

JFreak said...

Keep thinking that EP is TP.

Stupid same colored avatar.

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

stupid beth

kod said...

"Keep thinking that EP is TP."


^^^^^^^

actually, until your comment I thought all of EPs comments today were from TP

JFreak said...

"stupid beth"

shouldn't have lost the bet.

Yugdish said...

i read all Lp's comments in a high pitched munchkin voice, so i knew it wasn't tp


S

kod said...

so....


our intake worker told me I needed to drop everything to help someone who walked in

1) with a legal problem we don't handle; and
2) who just called sdkod2 a fucking bitch

guess how that went over?

kod said...

But, I didn't handle it like Andy would (helping out but being bitter about it and bitching here) or how Meiz would (quitting on the spot)

Yugdish said...

what about deluxe?

Yugdish said...

sdkod is at your office today?

kod said...

sdkod2 is our legal secretary


gotta help out family, ya know?

Yugdish said...

cool...didn't realize that. and yeah, gotta help out family. im all for that

kod said...

"what about deluxe?"


he probably would have handled it better, at least with less cursing

kod said...

it's worked out well....except I get a little extra worked up when people scream at her, or when creepy clients hit on her and gross her out (which all of our legal secretaries have had to deal with.....I guess I need to take it less personally)

Beth said...

"shouldn't have lost the bet"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

"gotta help out family, ya know?"

fuck that

/keef

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

yeah, I lost the bet

BLUE said...

went to boulder today....some fly lookin ladies up there.

i miss collitch

Yugdish said...

yeah, I lost the bet



that's ok tp

Beth said...

"went to boulder today....some fly lookin ladies up there.

i miss collitch"


Like you'd actually do anything with any of them!

/blue's hot receptionist

kod said...

"Francisco Liriano finish in top 5 of 2010 Cy Young
1 week name/pic for kod
3 weeks for keith"


cmon Frankie, you still got time. And a big faak you to Guerrer for blowing his win last night

BLUE said...

"Like you'd actually do anything with any of them!

/blue's hot receptionist"

she went to CU...blue knows

Yugdish said...

Like you'd actually do anything with any of them!

/blue's hot receptionist


hilarity

Yugdish said...

is there any tension in the office now blue?

BLUE said...

"is there any tension in the office now blue?"

she's been on vacation since I came back from SD, although she sent a bunch of texts.

today was her first day back and i've been out of the office mostly, and go on vacation tomorrow.

So nope, no tension, if anything she might love me more.

Yugdish said...

im going on a beer run

Yugdish said...

store on base has beer...need it for softball

BLUE said...

the pbx

Yugdish said...

i think it would be suite if goodell suspended big ben for 4.5 games...let him come in at half time of one game like Marino in Ace Ventura

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

"Happy 90210 Day!
Bill and Matthew Berry break down all things 90120 on 9/02/10. Part 1 Part 2"

never fails

Yugdish said...

Bill and Matthew Berry break down all things 90120 on 9/02/10. Part 1 Part 2"



fags

also when they say Bill and Matthew Berry, it makes them sound married

14 Straight, Part 2 said...

yeah really, you should write that in, it'll make the mailbag he's a closet fag

Keef said...

"fuck that

/keef"


If the agreement up front was that we'd help her out, then I wouldn't expect money. But that wasn't the agreement

Keef said...

um, I didn't know the tOSU game was tonight

ns

Keef said...

Vote for Brewer!!

Keef said...

mma fighter is fuckt up for me too. Now I'm done

Keef said...

Marshall is not good

Aitch said...

"I do more before 7 AM than most people do all day...except Beth."

*clears throat*

tem said...

S names....samford, sanford, sancho, stan, stanford

Todd Packer said...

"um, I didn't know the tOSU game was tonight

ns"

18 games tonight seems like a lot

Todd Packer said...

still no versus on dtv... missing pitt and utar*

Todd Packer said...

"Keep thinking that EP is TP."

crazy talk

Aitch said...

This place sucked today

Tyler said...

So, tomorrow the yahoo football league drafts at 5 and then the keeper drafts at 5:30? Isn't that cutting it close?

Tyler said...

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