Monday, August 09, 2010

Tiger who?

Most of you will want to skip this first part...

UFC PPV this weekend was one of the best ones I've seen in a while. The first fight of the night was pretty good because it involved a fat guy (from here on we'll refer to him as "rev") getting the shit beat our of him but he wouldn't go down. I've nerve* seen a guy take the shots he took over a course of 15 minutes, but give him credit for standing there and taking it. But rev needs to learn that in a fight you also have to throw punches. Then Clay "The Spaz" Guida and Matt "Past His Last Leg" Hughes come up with fairly entertaining wins. Guida broke Two Years' jaw in the first round and Two Years foat* for 2 more rounds before he even quit. The worse* fight was probably the co-main event, even though it was fairly entertaining. But the Silver*-Sonnan fight was suite. Sonnan was in that ass, so to speak, for 4 1/2 rounds. He could have even had a couple of 10-8 rounds, he was so dominant. But I said at the time to my buddies that I didn't think Silva was hurt. And I won $30 from them when I said Silva would win at the beginning of the 5th round. I think Silva should give Sonnan a rematch right away and they need to have this fight again in December.

In between 2 of the matches, they needed to kill some time so they showed one of the prelim fights. It was with that one dude who's like 6'10 1/2" (from here on we'll refer to him as "PL"). He was getting his as. kicked in the first round, and his bottom lip looked like it was going to fall off. Then in the 2nd round, his opponent comes out and sticks his hand out, like most fighters do, for PL to tap it and then they'll start the round. But PL taps his hand and as he taps it, he throws a leg kick and ends up getting a few punches in right there and knocking the dude out. I thought it was a dick move by PL. Pun intended.

Tiger Woods played well. ETEO. I think mize could have golfed better than Tiger over the weekend. I didn't watch 1 minute of the tourney, though, so I couldn't tell you who won. I just know Tiger finished last or something. He sucks at golfing.

Goddman Bangles* game lookt* boring. I only saw maybe 30 seconds of it because of softball, but they sucked apparently. LP & blue, I'm gonna cancel those season record bets now. (S) But I did not see any of the HOF induction speeches. Was Emmitt's speech pretty suite?

Another near no-hitter on Sunday by someone on the Blue Jays. Goddman, giving up your first hit with 2 outs in the 9th inning has to be the worse. And Tampa has the worse batting order. They get no-hit or almost no-hit about once every other week it seems.

Goddman softball. Goddman mother fucking softball. We won the semifinal game 21-10. Then we end up losing 14-7 in the champyunship* game. So close. We should of* flew in LP to call the plays.

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I love Keef TOO! said...

i was ready coach as.

I love Keef TOO! said...

gollum's back from

boooooooooooooooo

I love Keef TOO! said...

although that pretty much free's up my morning, and with big bossman out it's lookin to be a pretty suite week

::knock on wood::

I love Keef TOO! said...

me and reg bossman worked out a sked with big bossman out, leaving early and coming in late

good deal

I love Keef TOO! said...

man the bitches at the beach were tight

i hope the kid is a boy so he can bring home a POA that daddy can gawk at

I love Keef TOO! said...

and speaking of which.....

I love Keef TOO! said...

i'll litter this entire comment stream with As. Face if no one shows up soon

I love Keef TOO! said...

"Man Caught with Pants Down and Armless Mannequin in Park..."


wft moment of the day

I love Keef TOO! said...

"Tourist falls into Grand Canyon -- SURVIVES!"

maybe this one

I love Keef TOO! said...

tem, grandpa lost his mind

I love Keef TOO! said...

"Tampa man stung over 500 times by africanized bees..."

tp you alright?

Keef said...

hi

I love Keef TOO! said...

hey there

/kod

I love Keef TOO! said...

"The economy is stalling, unemployment seems stuck at European levels of idleness, the federal deficit and the national debt are at historic highs, public confidence in Congress is at its lowest-ever level and big majorities of Mainstream Americans say Obama has the country on the wrong path. Obamanomics has failed miserably and it's time for everybody in this town to admit it so we can move on."

I love Keef TOO! said...

still have water in my ear from the beach

the waves were rocking

I love Keef TOO! said...

fucking water

Keef said...

did anyone steal your new phone

Aitch said...

Five Finger Death Punch does a good cover of Bad Company. Check it out

I love Keef TOO! said...

"only game left is 10/3 against bears Sunday night game 8:20 start 4 tix & parking pass $450 total
upper deck section 337 row 18"

i should do this no?

I love Keef TOO! said...

"did anyone steal your new phone"

negative

I love Keef TOO! said...

someone got shot though, right on the fucking beach, about 4 blocks where i normally take the lil one

fucking animals those people

animals

Blue said...

"still have water in my ear from the beach"


that's the worse

I love Keef TOO! said...

yeah really fucking annoying

Blue said...

preseason football always disappoints me

Blue said...

it does not suck me

Keef said...

"i should do this no?"

Correct. No

Keef said...

Boise St coach banned his players from Twitter during the season. No time for that shit

tem said...

i like preseason football.

tem said...

jordan palmer can't play like carson, no matter how much he tries to look like him.

tem said...

it is awesome when jordan throws a pick to a wide open cowboy. then asks carson what happened on the sideline.

then carson gives him the "you're fucking horrible that's what happened" talk.

I love Keef TOO! said...

"Correct. No"

por que, $112.50 a guy plus parking plus having all day to get loaded while watching the day games sounds suite

Keef said...

30/48

Aitch said...

"por que"

Because the Bears suck

I love Keef TOO! said...

yeah they do

Keef said...

"por que, $112.50 a guy plus parking plus having all day to get loaded while watching the day games sounds suite"

112.50 sounds better than 450

tem said...

"4 tix & parking pass $450 total"

RIF

Keef said...

i thoat* maybe he was gonna take cmlp & bglp and hsil

I love Keef TOO! said...

"i thoat* maybe he was gonna take cmlp & bglp and hsil"

stop it

Keef said...

tiger does not look gangsta with the facial hair

I love Keef TOO! said...

tyring to grow a twat on his face

he misses it

tem said...

28/48

Keef said...

I bet he's still getting plenty of it

Keef said...

"28/48"

That one with the bald eagles is overrated

/kod

Keef said...

goddman spoiler

I love Keef TOO! said...

like i said befo*, i think he hates himself and doesnt even bother, like he tries but he doesnt enjoy it like he used to (because the thrill is gone)

and i bet he's drinking

heavily

ns

tem said...

i hadn't heard of some of the bands.

and i couldn't make the pictures bigger so i had no clue what some were.

I love Keef TOO! said...

i bet as. has gotten more ass since tiger apologized

tem said...

he has to replace all that pussy with something.

so it is half as much pussy and more booze.

Aitch said...

How long do we have to stare at Keef's mug for?

I love Keef TOO! said...

"and i couldn't make the pictures bigger so i had no clue what some were."

^ that was awful, only aitch should do well on that one

Keef said...

I don't think guys are that deep. Guys just want sex, with or without the "thrill"

Keef said...

"How long do we have to stare at Keef's mug for?"

Until you pay LP his beer

I love Keef TOO! said...

"I don't think guys are that deep. Guys just want sex, with or without the "thrill"

some dudes are emotional train wrecks

ns

ask beth

I love Keef TOO! said...

"Until you pay LP his beer"

settle in boys this is gonna be a lone one

Keef said...

Phil Simms said Carson Palmer is an elite QB

I love Keef TOO! said...

when healthy, he could be

ahik

I love Keef TOO! said...

good to see the green shirt pic

ns

Aitch said...

"30/48"

41/48. I should have done better

Aitch said...

I'm on a Pantera kick this morning

tem said...

el pad, what stock shouldn't someone buy today?

Blue said...

" what stock shouldn't someone buy today?"

HP

Keef said...

enron

tem said...

i asked el pad, not blue.

tem said...

and not keef

I love Keef TOO! said...

"el pad, what stock shouldn't someone buy today?"

pretty broad question

first media companies, anything tied to revenue from print whether it's magazine or newspaper, the Ipad will crush it all and other PC tablets will have a say....also anything with those books too, the kindle and ipad again make buying books obsolete, i think BN is already looking to become private

for the immediate future i think people should still be avoiding certain sectors like commercial bank stocks, construction companies, certain real estate stocks and i think we are on the verge of a food bubble but i haven't figured out what side of the market the reactions are going to be

i'd also be cautious with precious metal stocks

however the commer. bank and capital good sectors i say to avoid, i can always find a stock within that group not to avoid so that's why i said it was a broad question

Keef said...

::wall street::

I love Keef TOO! said...

food prices are outrageous and will get worse

I love Keef TOO! said...

you go to the supermarket for " a few things" and bam it's $50

unreal fucking paper towels should cost like 50 cents a roll

I love Keef TOO! said...

toilet paper too, should be 30 cents, instead they are a buck

Keef said...

depends on the brand

I love Keef TOO! said...

scott

the only brand to use, wipes your ass clean, 1000 sheets per roll

I love Keef TOO! said...

what is going on now is called Stagflation

simply means inflation is high at the same time unemployment is high

it's tough

I love Keef TOO! said...

we can stop caring now, Jets won the Super Bowl according to Rex Ryan

tem said...

i like the kind with the red cartoon bears

I love Keef TOO! said...

Charmin

I love Keef TOO! said...

never knew bears wiped their asses

I love Keef TOO! said...

"Was Emmitt's speech pretty suite?"


si

I love Keef TOO! said...

nobody wins in a headbutt

Blue said...

i thought tem meant just today

HP's CEO resigned amid a scandal in which he was using company funds to fuck some contractor


he was a good CEO, thus their stock is spiraling downward today

I love Keef TOO! said...

what beer you drink at the biergarten freak?

I love Keef TOO! said...

"HP's CEO resigned amid a scandal in which he was using company funds to fuck some contractor"

pussy always wins

Keef said...

I use charmin tp, but for paper towels, I don't need a big name brand. Kirkland brand works fine and it's usually pretty cheap

I love Keef TOO! said...

you basically do all your shopping at costco

i have to go there more often

Spaceman Spiff said...

epic video of H and his buddies getting hit with a bat for being drunk idiots

I love Keef TOO! said...

it's just a nightmare, you need to smoke weed before heading into one of them

especially on the weekend

Spaceman Spiff said...

those guys probably felt the hits in the morning

i was scared for the driver at the end, close call

Mize said...

"Was Emmitt's speech pretty suite?"


Yes

I love Keef TOO! said...

fucking vimeo vid's never load for me

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I use charmin tp, but for paper towels, I don't need a big name brand. Kirkland brand works fine and it's usually pretty cheap"

i use kirkland tp as well as the paper towels, it's good

Spaceman Spiff said...

"fucking vimeo vid's never load for me"

yea i hate vimeo, its a must watch though, i'll try to find another source

Keef said...

"you basically do all your shopping at costco

i have to go there more often"


Haven't been there in 2 months. Most of the basic shit I get at the grocery store.

Keef said...

"it's just a nightmare, you need to smoke weed before heading into one of them

especially on the weekend"


Yeah the weekends are the worse to go. We try and go during the week when we go

I love Keef TOO! said...

"Haven't been there in 2 months. Most of the basic shit I get at the grocery store."

so you never run out of paper towels and tp, when you do you head to costco

Mize said...

"fucking vimeo vid's never load for me"

They're always choppy for me

Keef said...

"so you never run out of paper towels and tp, when you do you head to costco"

we get shit like ground beef, chicken breasts, canned goods, things we can put in smaller bags like cheese, at costco. We usually wait until the cupboards are bare and go about every 2 or 3 months and stock up. I think the paper towels have like 24 rolls in a pack so those last forever for us

Keef said...

"They're always choppy for me"

Goddman hand me down computers

Blue said...

shit looked like street fighter..one dude with a bat whooping 6 guys asses

Keef said...

"shit looked like street fighter..one dude with a bat whooping 6 guys asses"

no, it's DOUBLE DRAGON

/LP

Spaceman Spiff said...

youtube link

sound on for maximum metal bat sounds and the guy with the camera also gets really excited with every connection of the bat

I love Keef TOO! said...

Iranian President: No Proof 3,000 Died on 9/11

Keef said...

mental note

Keef said...

"Iranian President: No Proof 3,000 Died on 9/11"


yeah all those people just went on vacation and nerve came home

Keef said...

watch out, freak

I love Keef TOO! said...

wow, that driver, even with the bat had big balls since he was alone

got the job done too

Mize said...

What is wrong with your people, LP?

Blue said...

"Iranian President: No Proof 3,000 Died on 9/11"

conspiracy, just like that holocaust

Mize said...

I still need to see Berkman play for the Yankees

Blue said...

"wow, that driver, even with the bat had big balls since he was alone"

yup, of course in LA, dude get's out with a 9MM and just starts blasting dudes, fuck the bat

Keef said...

Authorities have identified Welch as McCluskey's cousin and fiancee, CNN affiliate KTVK reported.


nice

Blue said...

yeah, I watched that no the news last night...i had to rewind to make sure I heard it right...cousin and fiancee

Mize said...

Cushing

Unsure on cumfastery status

I love Keef TOO! said...

"What is wrong with your people, LP?"

can barely hear it, volume sometimes hit or miss on comp

I love Keef TOO! said...

that cushing pic real

looks fake

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Unsure on cumfastery status"

at least a year old

Spaceman Spiff said...

"looks fake"

real

I love Keef TOO! said...

your boy jay glazer acting like he didnt know, wasnt he the personal trainer to some extent

fat head is full of shit, i know he out-scoops mort but he's a nothing more than a wanna be athlete kike cocksucker

JFreak said...

"what beer you drink at the biergarten freak?"

Oberon and optimator.

Blue said...

"Cushing"

some of that has to be attributed to growing up, and also being in a true weight training program...you know dude didn't go to class

Mize said...

"can barely hear it, volume sometimes hit or miss on comp"


Republicans are trying to block a bill that would give 9/11 responders free medical treatment for their ailments.

Spaceman Spiff said...

they went their to save lives, not raise taxes

/republican guy

I love Keef TOO! said...

oh as far as the Zeke consulting gig, Dolan may have piled on the last straw with that move

completely ruined a positive summer and killed all joy knick fans had

Spaceman Spiff said...

their/there HDH

I love Keef TOO! said...

"Republicans are trying to block a bill that would give 9/11 responders free medical treatment for their ailments."

i would disagree if it's the whole truth, obviously

I love Keef TOO! said...

man jon stewart should not grow facial hair

Spaceman Spiff said...

"your boy jay glazer acting like he didnt know, wasnt he the personal trainer to some extent"

yea, twas hilarity when glazer acted pissed on twitter

Keef said...

NBA to play 2 regular-season games in London

stupid

Keef said...

Cushing worked out with his team on Monday morning. He says doctors have told him that the failed drug test resulted from "overtrained athlete syndrome," a condition that he says can trigger hormonal spikes.



yeah ok

JFreak said...

"what beer you drink at the biergarten freak?"

oberon and optimator

I love Keef TOO! said...

yeah ok

i mean This^ but cmon, do they think we are dumb

this is like me saying i have a headache from not being able to sleep instead of saying i drank 2 bottles of wine last night

grow up

JFreak said...

Anyone know anything about memphis?

JFreak said...

"what beer you drink at the biergarten freak?"

i've tried to answer the question twice and my comments disappear.

blogger has it out for me. or someone with admin status.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Anyone know anything about memphis?"

bbq
grizzlies

Spaceman Spiff said...

your welcome

Spaceman Spiff said...

HDH roll today

JFreak said...

Do the grizzlies hide in the opryland?

Blue said...

elvis

Blue said...

opryland is in nashville

grizzlies do hide in graceland though

Blue said...

also good blues music scene

JFreak said...

which one is iam in? nashville or memphis?

I love Keef TOO! said...

"Anyone know anything about memphis?"

music
bbq
nice people

Spaceman Spiff said...

nashville

I love Keef TOO! said...

oh and police are all women i think, according to some reality show

Mize said...

"Anyone know anything about memphis?"


Take the Graceland tour. Elvis was a weirdo.

JFreak said...

Pick up the phone, the call is free.

tem said...

"he was a good CEO, thus their stock is spiraling downward today"

so i should buy that when it hits bottom then...

tem said...

"yeah all those people just went on vacation and nerve came home"

did we check the pool for them?

Blue said...

"so i should buy that when it hits bottom then..."

unless the next CEO is a numbnuts

tem said...

i am trying to buy stock in blue.

he seems to be doing well.

Keef said...

"Anyone know anything about memphis?"

derrick rose played there

Keef said...

and deangelo williams

tem said...

the guy from my name is earl is a cop in memphis now.

Blue said...

Memphis is a city in the southwest corner of the U.S. state of Tennessee, and the county seat of Shelby County. The city is located on the 4th Chickasaw Bluff, south of the confluence of the Wolf and Mississippi rivers.

Blue said...

Because it occupies a substantial bluff rising from the Mississippi River, the site of Memphis is a natural location for settlement. The area was first settled by the Mississippian Culture and then by the Chickasaw Indian tribe. For 10,000 years they occupied the bluffs along the river. European exploration came later, beginning in the 16th Century with Spanish explorer Hernando de Soto and French explorers led by René Robert Cavelier, Sieur de La Salle.[4]

Blue said...

damn frenchies

I love Keef TOO! said...

HP is a good stock, even today
that's emotional crap, no laws were broken by the company

Blue said...

"HP is a good stock, even today
that's emotional crap, no laws were broken by the company"

anytime you change a leader though, there is the risk of turmoil

I love Keef TOO! said...

"anytime you change a leader though, there is the risk of turmoil"

sure but if the core business is sound there is little that can effect a bottom line, IMO

Mize said...

Breer's & Rad's trade today.

JEDmonds for Chris Dickerson

Mize said...

Rad's is how I say it in real life

Keef said...

"JEDmonds for Chris Dickerson"


Shit for shat

Mize said...

LUNCH

Keef said...

Goddman, steve

Keef said...

Big deal on the radio about Emmitt not mentioning FU during his speech

Blue said...

if steve had been there he'd have prevented it from happening

tem said...

what's the bottom for HP?

Keef said...

people in moving cars should not throw stones

tem said...

steve is too busy at his full time cracker barrell security guard job.

tem said...

RIP steve

tem said...

people shouldn't really throw stones

Keef said...

^^^

I love Keef TOO! said...

"what's the bottom for HP?"

well may you were looking at low 30's, i dont think it will touch that

maybe mid 30's but not likely

tem said...

so you think it is going to bounce back pretty quickly?

I love Keef TOO! said...

yes

I love Keef TOO! said...

the palm deal was brilliant

tem said...

rosie palm?

I love Keef TOO! said...

palm, phone company

tem said...

but you like the rosie palm deal too

I love Keef TOO! said...

rosie palm isnt that a jerking off term

I love Keef TOO! said...

if it is i love rosie palm

so what

Keef said...

"rosie palm isnt that a jerking off term"


no chance this is ns

tem said...

yes, rosie palm is a jerking off term. you knew that.

Mize said...

login comment

I love Keef TOO! said...

i knew it, at first i didnt, took me a minute to put it together

recalled a bar in the village (down the hatch) that has Rosie Palm with a phone number under the name in lipstick

Mize said...

Finally starting to see some savings from quitting smoking

tem said...

what are you going to spend the extra cash on?

I love Keef TOO! said...

"what are you going to spend the extra cash on?"

not condoms

Keef said...

raw dog. nice

Keef said...

speaking of raw dog. Tesus shaved off his suite haircut

JFreak said...

jug is hanging with beth.

Mize said...

"what are you going to spend the extra cash on?"


Train tickets & food

Mize said...

And condoms

tem said...

i thought chicago chick had condoms

I love Keef TOO! said...

I'm 28 years old, you know. I came out of the womb strong. I don't need that.

- Brandon Jacobs

Blue said...

orton does a good job haircutting

when his career is over, he should be a barber


the haircut they gave Tom Brandstater last year was super awesome

tem said...

well at least the broncos have that going for them

Blue said...

yep.

it's obviously a mcdaniels thing because i don't remember anyone cutting Ryan Clady's hair as a rookie

Keef said...

Tom Brandstater...Ryan Clady


who are these fuckin' guys?

Keef said...

boat my powerball ticket. If I win the jackpot, ahik*, everyone that comments today gets $1000.00

Spaceman Spiff said...

thought LOV already had a standard lottery payout, dont know what it is though

JFreak said...

if i post as deluxe, do i get that money too?

/meiz

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