Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Patience comes to those who wait

First part of this got deleted...at first I posted a mini riddle because I was busy typing out this long post...you need to go due south. you have an analog watch and the sun is out. how do you make sure you are going due south?


Alright, here we go. Running diary of the summit. I'm going to try to be non-biased here, but that is impossible. I am sure I will leave out some stupid things I did, partially because I forgot. Remember we were drunk. All times are made up, so I don't care what time zone you choose...


Friday:

8:45am - Alarm goes off. Tem ponders sleeping more but figures he will miss his 11am flight. Goddman aerodomes and their get here really early rules. Anyway, by this point H and Jug are either in Chicago or at least in route. No idear what Meiz was doing.

11am - tem's flight takes off. jug and H are definitely having beers now, probably on beer 2 or 3 by now. They have made the first official LOV meeting. Only they know what happened. It may have been a hug, maybe a kiss, maybe a handshake.


11:01am - tem's plane lands. tem texts jug and H to let him know. H orders tem a beer. Tem wants Miller lite. The bar is small so they don't have it. Bud Light it is.

11:14am - tem's plane gets put in the penalty box immediately after tem texts jug and aitch saying he is going to just ask to walk to the gate.

11:24am - tem deplanes...deboards?....tem gets off....of the plane. Walks to chilis to meet jug and H. Jug and H are probably 4 beers in at this point.

11:26 - tem sees a guy that might be jug and a guy that might be H. But they aren't sitting together. Guy really looks like Meiz, other guy doesn't really look like H. Jug has a beer, other guy doesn't. Tem decides to just text H and see where he is.

11:27 - turns out H was in the bathroom or something, after tem texts him he walks back to sit by jug. sees tem. handshakes break out. fat guy at the bar misses out. he could have been part of this.

11:30 - tem has a beer, compliments of H. it is an $8 bud light. It came in a nice plastic cup. FACE to LP.

11:35 - H tells jug that jug is the last person H expected to wear flip flops....what does that even mean? /lp

11:40 - traveling to the hotel. meiz is in route. this will time up well.

11:45 - hot chick sticks her ass in tem's face on train....her boyfriend sticks his in jug's face. jug got the worse end.

11:55 - we are the obnoxious people on the train. consistently making inside jokes about everyone else. we see a guy in a I heart NYC shirt, he is now LP. Cubs shirt, that's freak. Skinny asian guy in a Phillies shirt, that's rev and spiff's kid. OK we didn't see that last one.

12:45 - get to hotel to check in. they ask me if anyone else can ask for keys to the room. i tell them H. they ask me how to spell that.

12:50 - go to hotel rooms. somehow meiz and jug meet up on the elevator. H either showers now or later. time for hotel bar.

1:00 - hit the hotel bar. have many drinks. bartender hates us at first, but warms up to us later (common theme). H won her over by calling her a "bah-tendah." She tells us to go to Gioridanos or something for pizza. Because we asked her where to go.

2:15 - go to the pizza place. it is glorious. deep tish fantastic (see below). LP gets texts about this. he is amused no doubt. more beers are had at this place.



3:55 - time to go. waitress asks us if is ok if she takes the plates. tem tells her she'd have to ask the manager because the plates aren't ours. tem gets ::waitress stare:: (common theme)


4:30 - H needs a nap and maybe a shower. time to hit the hotel rooms for an hour or so break.

5:00 - back down to the hotel bar. H is still napping. We see a hooker and her dad. See below. Pictures are taken on my camera phone so they suck...deal with it.



7:00 - h wakes up from his long overdue nap, he was awake for about 40hrs straight. we decide to head to the zoo.



7:01 - zoo is crazy with mixed animal sex. we leave and go to find Cubs chick.

7:45 - take a cab to happy village. cubs chick excitment is at an all time high.

8:00 - cubs chick is bailing. H is not happy so he fights a chair.



8:15 - H wins the fight with the chair. More drinks are had. Hamms for everyone. WFT is Hamms? A beer. It was decent enough.


9:45 - time to get a cab ride somewhere. tem tells the cab driver to take us to a place near our hotel where meiz and h can get laid. cab driver laughs. takes us to Rush St. He knows.

10:00 finally decide on a bar at Rush St. umm, maybe Dublins. Many drinks are had.



11:00 - switch up bars. head to Pippens. Sit by a big black guy. Immediately he hates us, but then Meiz wins him over by talking about rap.

11:15 - guy almost punches meiz re: stance on kayne

11:25 - h and tem sing blaze of glory because that's what was on the radio. it was not good. tem is horrible.

11:45 - meiz gets the guys twitter info. meiz has jungle fever.

12:15 - time to leave bar. we head to the store and buy a case of miller lite and three tall boys for the road. not sure why H got shafted on the tall boys.



12:30 - back at the hotel. hit up the bar with our case of miller lite. tem decides we need ice. goes to room to get ice. finds no ice bucket. goes down and temrants the shit out of the manager about the ice bucket. manager tells tem it is in his room by the coffee maker. tem tells the manager that tem didn't sign up for a scavenger hunt so just get tem a bucket for his ice. in the meantime jug orders wings.

12:45 - time to leave the bar since meiz, h and jug were asked to leave because they brought in their own beer. tem is still yelling at management.

1:00 - up to the rooms. jug passes out. tem drinks 1/4 of a beer then fixes up the case of beer with ice. some beer goes in the trash can with ice, some in the bathroom trash can with ice, some in the extra bucket he got. meiz goes back to his room, finds passed out jug. the night is over.


Saturday:

10 am - meiz and jug are up. tem and h are not.

10:45am - finally tem and h mobilize.

11:00 - off to find food. we go to giordanos again, but a different one.

12:10 - tem is sluggish. people are worried. tem poops and feels better. still sluggish.

12:30 - off to wrigleyville.



1:00 - lots of freaking people down here. we walk around the park taking pictures. we are total tourists.

1:30 - settle on a bar. it is packed. cubs fans are everywhere. all the chicks wear the same thing, either a jersey or a blue tight shirt....so it isn't the same thing, got it. /as

2:15 - cubs game starts in 45 mins or something. bar clears out a bit. tem orders a diet pepsi. many people make fun of him.

2:25 - H tells the waitress he wants a bud light. Waitress makes fun of him. He tells her that she is getting no tip. She hates us. Later she warms up to us.

2:35 - diet pepsi works, tem is back. rally time. caffeine was a must. beers are had, girls are looked at. el pad is texted. so is keith. at this point tem is so far behind on drinking that he will never catch up. the other three put him to shame.

3:10 - More drinks in. tem decides to annoy meiz by cheering loudly for the cubs. it works. tem stops.

4:15 - Time to leave this bar. Game is in hand.

4:30 - hit up some diner. get some food...ok maybe this was after the bar with a batting cage.

5:15 - hit up some bar with a batting cage. rev makes his LOV Summit call. All 4 of us hit some slow pitch softballs.





7:00 - we learn that nomar garciaparra is pronounced nomah garciapahra. because the double arra at the end would just be "ahahaahahaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and never end.

7:15 - time to go back to Rush St. Wrigleyville is full of Cubs fans and all meiz wants to do is clothesline one.

8:15 - long trip to rush st. ready for drinks. head to jakes first. have some beers, watch Da Bears a bit. Eat some hot ass wings. Meiz thought they were great. Tem's eyes watered. Jug finished 4 of them I think. Damn things were hot. Waitress there hated us, then warmed up to us.

9:15 - time for another bar. back to Dublins!

10:15 - H works his "i am from bahston, ain't my accent wicked wierd" game. it fails.

10:30 - shots and more drinks are had. except tem. he is not drinking much since he has an early flight. meiz, h and jug do not make too much fun of him. they are nice guys.






11:35 - bachlorette party arrives. H works his "i am from bahston, ain't my accent wicked wierd" game. it works.

12:00 - meiz moves this lady's scarf. people were stepping on it. she immediately gets pissed and searches her purse to see if meiz stole anything. big city people don't trust anyone.

1:30 - jug is pretty drunk. we better get him back to the hotel. we pull H away from the bachorlette party. he is not happy. he would have scored. this is probably true. we head outside and jug is marked by a chick. she wants him. he considers it. she also asked if me and jug were twins. i think she wanted a threeway.



1:50 - we escape from the lady and we stumble back to the hotel. on the way jug asks everyone he sees for a "HIGH FIVE" it works about 80% of the time....everytime. H joins in. Works for him too. Meiz does this all the time back home. it is common place for him.

2:00 - back to the hotel. time for sleep. meiz disagrees. he goes to millenium park for an all nighter.

Sunday:

7:25am - tem wakes up. showers. goes to the airport. decides to have breakfast. opens up the menu and discovers other people hate joe buck too.





I hope it shows up in the photo that someone wrote HOMO on his head.


1pm - tem lands in temhio. the others went out for more sunday fun. tem missed that.

248 comments:

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jugdish said...

pull up the compass on my google phone?

Steve said...

use the watch to determine if radio shack is open?

El Padrino said...

throw the watch out?

jugdish said...

ask aitch?

El Padrino said...

try and pick up on Beth's scent?

El Padrino said...

Sidney Rice kod, not good

jugdish said...

time to balance the checkbook from the weekend...damage report not as bad as i thought

tem said...

ok, posted through hotel bar hooker.

Steve said...

that pizza looks good.

Beth said...

So will all the pics just be of hookers and food or are there any of the 4 of y'all?

Beth said...

Nice trip diary so far though.

ns

El Padrino said...

none of this is news to me

Beth said...

Most of this is news to me, although I coulda guessed there was lots of drinking and bad tem jokes.

jugdish said...

ahh the hooker...we talked about her quite a bit.

jugdish said...

we guessed her name was beth


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jugdish said...

So will all the pics just be of hookers and food or are there any of the 4 of y'all?


we didn't get many pics of us...in fact i think we only took one of the 4 of us the last night at that wings place (Jake's I think).

El Padrino said...

JUMBO RECALL: 550 million eggs in 22 states... and counting

this is getting retarded

Beth said...

"we guessed her name was beth"

Shows you how much you all know. My hooker name is Brandi.

El Padrino said...

not your average street cart

tem said...

rest of the days are up.

i did not take many pictures.

and the ones i did were with my phone.

i stole some of the photos in the post from meiz's facebook page.

H has the one picture of all four of us.

jugdish said...

bar with the batting cage upstairs was a good find. Rev calling at the time was good timing for batting tips.


young dude who couldn't make contact with all but two pitches was both sad to watch, but made us feel better.

chick he was with hitting almost everything made him look really bad.

tem said...

and she was hot.


hot chicks batted about 1000 times better than their idiot boyfriends.

tem said...

wall...

El Padrino said...

nice bucs shirt tem

El Padrino said...

shoulda gang banged that chick wicked hard

El Padrino said...

grand canyon is fucked

El Padrino said...

what kind of shots were youz doing

El Padrino said...

so no woe i notice

interesting

El Padrino said...

Fosters, Australian for losing money

tem said...

jameson shots were had.

rumplemints were had.

goldschlager was had.

maybe some jager too..

something else...

jugdish said...

so no woe i notice


mize said he wanted to die at 9one point...does that count?

jugdish said...

something else...


wasn't there lemon drop shots with that bchelorette party too?

jugdish said...

not much woe at all this weekend...apparently its woeverrated on the blog

tem said...

"wasn't there lemon drop shots with that bchelorette party too?"

yes

El Padrino said...

the fuck is a rumplemint

tem said...

yeah meiz did say that he can't wait to die

El Padrino said...

damn though, alot of mixing if done at once

tem said...

"rumplemint"

i dunno. maybe i got it wrong. some kind of spicy shot.

jugdish said...

mize drinks a lot more smirnoff ice than i expected



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Todd Packer said...

nice post, tem... sounds like is was a solid summit

jugdish said...

"rumplemint"


no, that was in there somewhere i think. probably right before i was out there talking to cmrev

tem said...

shots were mixed throughout the night.

friday we each probably did 5 shots each of something.

saturday tem did none (pussy).

jug and H did probably 3 and meiz 2. i don't think meiz did the lemon things with the bachlorette party.

jugdish said...

the hotel bar was pretty popular. there was always people down there

tem said...

the post was hard to write. i am sure i mixed up the order of some things.

i kept moving it around.

first draft i forgot all about going to happy village to look for cubs chick....couldn't remember what we did for 3 hours.

Todd Packer said...

"sounds like is was a solid summit"


"is was" is nice

tem said...

"the hotel bar was pretty popular. there was always people down there"


THAT.

tons of people constantly there.

an asian family reunion.

an indian and white guy marriage.

a hooker and her dad.

tons of families and random folks.

Todd Packer said...

"an indian and white guy marriage"

glad to hear rev made it too

jugdish said...

an asian family reunion.



i am in one of their pictures...token white guy

El Padrino said...

FREAK :

My keepers,

Grant, Jacobs, Roddy White and Mike Crabtree

I dont have to keep 5 right....

El Padrino said...

hotel bars are usually poppin'

ns

on the footyball trips it's where we usually had the best time, especially in Green Bay

El Padrino said...

ha, this writers name is schmuck

interview with cal jr.

El Padrino said...

unbreakable

Aitch said...

The 4 of us...

Spaceman Spiff said...

"An Oregon State University offensive lineman has been dismissed from the team after police say they found him naked and intoxicated in a stranger's home

Responding officers ordered 19-year-old Tyler Patrick Thomas to get on the ground

Thomas refused and instead dropped into a three-point stance like a football player and lunged at the officers, Brewer said. At that point, he said, two officers fired their stun guns."

hilarity

Aitch said...

Cell phone pictures are bad.

Aitch said...

About the chair, It was on some grass, I went to slide it back and the leg snapped. I did not fall however. I managed to stand up before the chair fell back. I'm an ath-a-lete

Aitch said...

Tem left out that Meiz tried to put me in a full nelson on the walk home Friday night. Twice. He failed both times. I didn't punch him though.

Aitch said...

The black chick that Jug is talking to was missing a few teef*. She also asked Jug where he was staying and if he wanted some company. I pulled him away before he could answer. She followed us for a block or so.

Aitch said...

And Tem is right. Every waitress we hated HATED us at first. It was a weird theme. We one every single one of them over, except maybe the bartender at Jake's. Meiz and I had a good conversation with the hostess there though. She offered to get us pot if we shared it with her. NS.

Aitch said...

Meiz was not smoke free this weekend.

El Padrino said...

jug looks like a 30 year old Favre in that pic

ns

Aitch said...

And I was totally making strides with the bachelorette party, but since Jug couldn't stand up straight, we had to leave. I totally would have nailed the librarian looking chick. They told me I could have stayed behind, but I wasn't gonna be that guy. Plus, if shit went down, I wouldn't have had Meiz around to lace up his shoes.

El Padrino said...

We one

nice

Aitch said...

"and she was hot."

Hell yea she was. Tight, tight, TIGHT blue shirt with little white short shorts. It was fun to stare at her ass while she batted. Best part is her b/f totally knew, but couldn't do anything cuz he was small and had just embarrassed himself in the cage.

Aitch said...

EP's favorite player

Aitch said...

And btw, I really thought the watch thing was common knowledge.

Aitch said...

"the fuck is a rumplemint"

Rumplemintz. Peppermint schnapps

jugdish said...

Plus, if shit went down, I wouldn't have had Meiz around to lace up his shoes.


hilarity

Aitch said...

"a hooker and her dad."

I never got an answer on this. Was she really a hooker, or were you guys just saying that because of how she looked?

jugdish said...

I never got an answer on this. Was she really a hooker, or were you guys just saying that because of how she looked?



we were just saying that.

Mize said...

"And btw, I really thought the watch thing was common knowledge."


Who even wears a watch anymore?

jugdish said...

or hoping that

jugdish said...

Who even wears a watch anymore?



i carry a timepiece

/tp

Mize said...

That chick had a tremendous body.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat rachel bilson ass

Aitch said...

"the hotel bar was pretty popular. there was always people down there"

There was a big muscled up guy from Pasadena at the hotel bar on Friday night when we came back from the bars. He told us we could hit on anyone except his wife and pointed her out. She was the hottest chick there. I wanted to hit on her out of principle, but they wouldn't let me.

El Padrino said...

top 12 tv alcoholics

El Padrino said...

"Sales of U.S. previously owned homes plunged 27 percent in July, twice as much as forecast, evidence foreclosures and limited job growth are depressing the market."

Thanks Obama!

Todd Packer said...

"top 12 tv alcoholics"

bender #1 and two other cartoons in the top 12... keith hates that list

tem said...

"top 12 tv alcoholics"

no zach morris?

tem said...

he only got drunk in 1 episode, but it still should vault him onto the list.

tem said...

dylan mccay doesn't make the cut?

charlie harper doesn't make the cut?

tem said...

i have no idear if i got dylan's last name right...i think i did.

so you do have an idea, got it. /as

El Padrino said...

paperboy

Mize said...

I'm going up to the cabin. Off the grid for a few days.

tem said...

enjoy the cabin.

Mize said...

Will do.

Keef said...

"manager tells tem it is in his room by the coffee maker. tem tells the manager that tem didn't sign up for a scavenger hunt"



preaching to the choir

/exfemtem

tem said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

what'd dad say

tem said...

meiz left, you missed your window

Keef said...

"the fuck is a rumplemint"

Stop it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"what'd dad say"

gonna guess he said, come to the cabin

Spaceman Spiff said...

had no clue what a rumplemint is

jugdish said...

just that it might be minty


so you had a clue, got it. /as

jugdish said...

I wonder if Lp is planning something special for his first Sunday post

jugdish said...

rev has the DJ voice, when he called I felt like i had won something on the radio

jugdish said...

prince concert tickets or something


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jugdish said...

what'd dad say



mize, go get me a switch

tem said...

sunday postings are going to be great.

best decision made at the summit.

tem said...

and think LP, they wanted to just banish you from posting, but i said, no, he is a stache writer, he is legit. put him on sundays.

then they said he was devoting too much time to the stache, but i said no. no he wasn't.

Keef said...

"About the chair, It was on some grass, I went to slide it back and the leg snapped. I did not fall however. I managed to stand up before the chair fell back. I'm an ath-a-lete"

If you were an ath-a-lete, the chair probably wouldn't have broke

s

Keef said...

"so you do have an idea, got it. /as"


I'm in your head now. Suite

Keef said...

"what'd dad say"



Andy, come up to the lake. And bring some bricks

tem said...

it was impressive seeing H stand up and the chair crumbling under him, but H never stumbled.

acted like it happens all the time.

Keef said...

tem
Does Toney make it 3 rounds against the P90X guy?

jugdish said...

aitch's temper was the exact opposite of what LOV thinks it is. There was a moment where i was going to pay for something, and he gave me a look that suggested i shouldn't. that was the only moment i thought i was going to be on the receiving end of an aitch ass whooping.

Spaceman Spiff said...

toney's probly gonna get wrestle fucked, his back will either be on the ground or against the cage

hope i'm wrong and couture gets knocked out cold with a flush shot

Spaceman Spiff said...

"also, meiz's temper was the exact opposite of what LOV thinks it is. There was a moment where i was not going to pay for something of his, and he gave me a look that suggested i must. "

addendum

Todd Packer said...

nice addendum

Spaceman Spiff said...

probly gonna miss the keeper draft, ghey

tem said...

"Does Toney make it 3 rounds against the P90X guy?"

no.

either toney gets a punch in an KOs P90X.

or p90X submits toney

or P90X takes toney down punches him a lot and the ref stops it. then toney complains that he is fine and the stoppage was dumb (my pick)

or after 2 rounds toney is too tired to contine.

tem said...

jug paid for a lot. it was hard to beat him to the punch.

tem said...

also penn will win his belt back in about 1 and a half rounds.

florian should win, but maynard is tough. i still pick florian.

irish hand grenade will lose if i watch the fights. never seen him win.

can't remember the other main card fight(s).

El Padrino said...

of course he did, he's favre

El Padrino said...

Stop it

you stop it

jugdish said...

next LOV summit will be at the cabin

jugdish said...

i read all of aitch's posts and texts with the Boston accent in my head now.

El Padrino said...

"I wonder if Lp is planning something special for his first Sunday post"

i'll slap you in the mouth i'm el padrino

tem said...

i always read them that way

tem said...

"i'll slap you in the mouth i'm el padrino"

is that your first post?

El Padrino said...

how'd youz get keef's number?
i assume you emailed him

Todd Packer said...

"i always read them that way"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

jugdish said...

i'll slap you in the mouth i'm el padrino


i bet he says that to gollum at work and gollum gives him a

::garlic breath::

Todd Packer said...

i wish i was on the text list for the summit... i think jug has my number

jugdish said...

i don't recall any gollum yokes this weekend, but there was some dummy ones.

jugdish said...

i wish i was on the text list for the summit... i think jug has my number


i only have your email addy in my phone.

jugdish said...

my bad if it was in an earlier email and i never put it in there

jugdish said...

besides tem told me rotary phones can't receive text messages so i shouldn't even try


s

Todd Packer said...

"i only have your email addy in my phone"

too bad... summit texts would of* been funny

El Padrino said...

they were

El Padrino said...

meiz has adam lambert on his ipod

El Padrino said...

and Miley Cyrus

El Padrino said...

A passenger plane with more than 90 people aboard crashed Tuesday in northeastern China, killing at least 42 people, state media said. Chinese state television earlier said at least 48 people had been rescued and that a fire had been extinguished. The accident follows years of improved aviation safety in the country.

tem said...

"how'd youz get keef's number?"

rev knows everyones cell number

jugdish said...

rev knows everyones cell number


the cmlp texts were hilarity as well

Keef said...

"next LOV summit will be at the cabin"


Fuck mize. Why we gotta cater to him? Let's have it in Vegas or AC

jugdish said...

Fuck mize. Why we gotta cater to him? Let's have it in Vegas or AC



vegas was suggested over the weekend

tem said...

vegas was suggested.

hawaii was suggested.

a cruise was suggested.

atlanta was suggested.

nyc was not suggested.

tem said...

when is keith in columbus?

jugdish said...

nyc was not suggested.



funny

Keef said...

"when is keith in columbus?"

9/24-9/26

tem said...

another wall?

tem said...

keith in cbus will be fun.

i shall hunt him down.

tem said...

i might just follow him around and take pictures and post them.

tem said...

i'll start by waiting at the zoo for him.

Keef said...

"keith in cbus will be fun.

i shall hunt him down."


Everyone but you text me from Chicago, so I don't have your #. We'll be tailgating at the tOSU game all day Saturday. I think they'll have Diet Pepsi there for you

tem said...

diet pepsi is my fuel apparently.


aja, i drink too much caffeine and at that point on saturday hadn't had caffeine in over 30 hours.

tem said...

"so I don't have your #."

i have yours

tem said...

"We'll be tailgating at the tOSU game all day Saturday"

who do they play that weekend?

Keef said...

"i have yours"

ok

Keef said...

"who do they play that weekend?"


eastern mich

tem said...

early game (noon EST)?

Keef said...

TBA

tem said...

that's my favorite time

tem said...

wait, is it TBA EST?

or TBA MST?

Keef said...

Ohio is EST. YOu live there, you should know that

tem said...

right, but you are MST or something, so i thought maybe you were giving the time in your time zone....can't be too careful.

Keef said...

as. u me

tem said...

"Jessica Alba is taking her real-life mommy skills to the big screen. The Sin City vixen has signed on to director Robert Rodriguez's reboot of his popular Spy Kids franchise, Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World."


el pad will watch it.

Todd Packer said...

"We'll be tailgating at the tOSU game all day Saturday"

don't forget your ball necklace

tem said...

they aren't balls, they are nuts.

El Padrino said...

should be a good game


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El Padrino said...

"they aren't balls, they are nuts"

balls, nuts what's the difference I love them all!

/meiz

tem said...

balls, nuts , fuck that shit. i am the el padrino, show me some cock.

/lp

El Padrino said...

awesome movies, behind the scenes pics

Spaceman Spiff said...

had some rye whiskey on the rocks over the weekend, was phenomenal, so smooth. need to pick some up

El Padrino said...

We're told Heidi has agreed to listen to Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch when he arrives in Costa Rica to make an offer on the footage ... some of which is said to contain girl-on-girl action with Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon. We're told Heidi wants Hirsch to provide her with the sales numbers on Kim Kardashian's sex tape -- which was also released through Vivid -- because Heidi may be interested in working out a "back-end deal" if Steve can't offer enough cash up front to satisfy Montag. Hirsch told us he's leaving for Costa Rica sometime next week


suite

El Padrino said...

"had some rye whiskey on the rocks over the weekend, was phenomenal, so smooth. need to pick some up"

oh yeah

Keef said...

"don't forget your ball necklace"


Maybe we'll all do that suite gator chomp with our arms

tem said...

that deal gets done

Todd Packer said...

"Maybe we'll all do that suite gator chomp with our arms"

make sure you are wearing jorts then

tem said...

and make sure you punch a homeless guy later

Todd Packer said...

"and make sure you punch a homeless guy later"

tem knows

jugdish said...

mize got a homeless guy to give him money in chicago



s

tem said...

meiz or H wanted to push a homeless guy off a wall.

jugdish said...

i also had pizza on Sunday night, not from the same place. No pizza for me for a little while

tem said...

i might have pizza tonight...

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i also had pizza on Sunday night, not from the same place. No pizza for me for a little while"

see, caput mundi pizza is better, can eat it every single day and still want to

/EP

i could too

jugdish said...

caput mundi pizza is better


ETEO

Todd Packer said...

"ETEO"

ETEO

jugdish said...

anyone can cut slices of pizza 5 times the size that they need to be and fold them in half...CoLOV

tem said...

""ETEO"

ETEO"


ETEO

El Padrino said...

""ETEO"

ETEO"


ETEO"


ETEO

tem said...

well played

tem said...

maybe, i can't count the quotes...

jugdish said...

Todd Packer said...
"ETEO"

ETEO


all that prune juies has affected your taste buds


s

El Padrino said...

pizza ia magnificent

El Padrino said...

*is

tem said...

yeah good pizza is

Keef said...

prune juies is the worse

El Padrino said...

yuck

tem said...

all juies is bad

/blhitler

Todd Packer said...

"/blhitler"

where is blue today?

tem said...

buying another house

or on vacation

tem said...

or got busted for harrassment

Keef said...

he died

Keef said...

he's running that little concentration camp in the sky

Keef said...

block

Todd Packer said...

maybe he went to the cabin with meiz

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