Thursday, August 19, 2010

Lordz of Chicago

I hate speaker phone for the most part. I know I mentioned this the other day, but its still true. I don't mind it if people are dialing in for a meeting or something like that. I don't like being on speaker phone at work because some people don't know the rules...like identifying other people in the room before you start talking. I also don't like how all sounds in the room are amplified when I'm trying to listen. Finsih what you are doing and call me back.

I think the term "overrated" is overrated. It gets used way too much. Sometimes things are fine just where they are rated. On Houston sports talk one of the DJs said that Aaron Brooks is overrated. Really? Where is he rated at? Your face is overrated.

Chicago

"It starts with a "C", ends with an "O", with a "Hicag" in the middle. First LOV meeting this weekend since TP stood up Lp last weekend. I think Lp secretly avoided him because he didn't want to be punched...that is how TP greats people he hasn't met before.

If you go to the 1:07 mark of this video...that is Mize and I sharing a room this weekend. SFW and not dirty...keef.

So aitch is the wild man leaving early in the morning and arriving at O'Hare at 7:45 AM. Tem and I get in at roughly the same time around 11, and I believe the plan is for the three of us to take the train downtown. Mize will already be on a train to downtown, I hope nothing happens to him.

H said that the fact that we are sharing rooms will make it difficult to bring chicks back. I told him to do it on a train Risky Business style.

The only thing I know for sure that we are doing is going to Wrigleyville on Saturday to hang out during the Cubs game. We'll wing it from there. Freak, you should come out. The only thing I know for sure that we are not doing is going to a zoo.

I hope we can keep our bus and cab expenses below the $450 mark set by the TP clan.

I wonder how much of that $450 was for tips. /H

We should take some pictures, maybe some flip cam videos (no sex tapes).

I hope tem gets the bedskirt he requested for his room.

O/U on how many "slap H in the face" jokes we make is around 51.5.

Decent chance that Mize makes us one of those Jager and roofie shots on Friday night. If that happens, then...

- H wakes up with no tooth
- tem wakes up temgaged to a stripper
- Mize wakes up with no pants on
- Jug wakes up on the roof...hopefully of the same hotel

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Beth said...

"We should take some pictures, maybe some flip cam videos (no sex tapes)"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

(Especially the no sex tapes part.)

jugdish said...

Sonic french toast sticks are pretty tasty

jugdish said...

good job zeke!

jugdish said...

Headline: Favre unretires...again


I know the favre dram gets old quick...but didn't he only really retire once?

Beth said...

I think french toast sticks are overrated.

(YSWIDT?)

jugdish said...

foot long mozz sticks are not rated...yet.

Beth said...

Anything a foot long has to be good.

/beth

jugdish said...

well played

Beth said...

So jug, I have to admit I've only been half paying attention to the Chicago plans. Is the final tally you, Meiz and H? And when do y'all get in, tomorrow or Sat?

Beth said...

Oops, and Tem, can't forget him.

jugdish said...

yeah its the 4 of us. H gets in tomorrow at 8, he is gonna hang out at the airport until tem and i get n around 11.

we'll meet mize at the hotel after that. everyone is leaving on sunday except me, im staying an extra day to visit my grandmother.

jugdish said...

and cubs chick will be there too...right mize?

jugdish said...

am i the only one who pictures cubs chick always wearing something with the cubs logo on it?

Beth said...

"am i the only one who pictures cubs chick always wearing something with the cubs logo on it?"

Oh in my mind she's always wearing a cubs jersey, with a couple buttons undone to show a bit of cleavage.

ns

jugdish said...

you've put a lot of thought into it

jugdish said...

does her jersey have the name "Mize" on the back?

Beth said...

"im staying an extra day to visit my grandmother"

I can hear it now:

"Jug, you look so tired, are you ok?"

"Yeah grandma, I just go really fucked up over the weekend with these 3 guys I'd never met before and even shared a room with one of them"

"You're out of the will"

(And yes, I picture grandma calling you jug)

jugdish said...

Oh in my mind she's always wearing a cubs jersey, with a couple buttons undone to show a bit of cleavage.



Mize...make this happen

Beth said...

"does her jersey have the name "Mize" on the back?"

No, some old school cubs player's name to show she's a true fan and has been for awhile.

Beth said...

If nothing else you need to get a pic of cubs girl this weekend to post on LOV. Only then will we all be 100% certain she exists.

And if she's ugly, I'm sure you can find a cute girl somewhere with Cubs stuff on to take a pic of and pretend it's Mize's gal.

(The 1st part is NS, the last part S.)

jugdish said...

I can hear it now:


Jug what happened to your face?

I got drunk and may have slapped a big, bald guy in the face

El Padrino said...

sounds like a good time will be had

El Padrino said...

"am i the only one who pictures cubs chick always wearing something with the cubs logo on it?"

in my mind he wears a sosa jersey t-shirt and cargo shorts

El Padrino said...

is it really 4 dudes in a room?

jugdish said...

2 and 2

El Padrino said...

oh not bad

El Padrino said...

nothing wrong with sex tapes as long as a woman with a vagina is involved

El Padrino said...

all this kid does is read books

Beth said...

"nothing wrong with sex tapes as long as a woman with a vagina is involved"

As opposed to a woman without a vagina?

El Padrino said...

intel buying McAfee

El Padrino said...

"As opposed to a woman without a vagina?"

some people are sicker than me, just covering the bases

Beth said...

I think a woman without a vagina is called Meiz.

s

Beth said...

"some people are sicker than me"

And I'm not so sure about that...

jugdish said...

is it really 4 dudes in a room?



its me, Mize, Deluze, and andy in one room and H and tem in the other


fixed

jugdish said...

deluxe

Beth said...

Good fix.

BLUE said...

is dikembe meiztombo going

BLUE said...

need video of meiz walking into a bar and yelling

"who wants to sex meiztombo"

Beth said...

And then if a girl volunteers, he gives her the finger wag.

BLUE said...

and jug keef sanchez's her

BLUE said...

and H grabs his crotch

BLUE said...

and tem gets engaged to her

BLUE said...

"And then if a girl volunteers, he gives her the finger wag."

you assume it would be a girl who would volunteer

Beth said...

Yes but I didn't say it was a girl with a vagina.

El Padrino said...

"and tem gets engaged to her"

then temgages her later that night

El Padrino said...

let's get odds on the puker

El Padrino said...

odds aitch ends up in the drunk tank?

El Padrino said...

who the fuck is dr laura

BLUE said...

"who the fuck is dr laura"

cmep's OB?

BLUE said...

is EP excited to find out today?

BLUE said...

EP has already boat* bbep an eli jersey

El Padrino said...

"is EP excited to find out today?"

im stoked, i think i did it

El Padrino said...

i'm a tremendous pressure player and hope my sperm are too

El Padrino said...

all this lil chinese girl wears are lil dresses

she is cool

Beth said...

"EP has already boat* bbep an eli jersey"

Do they come with the blood stains already on them now?

El Padrino said...

hope so, would add to the toughness

Mize said...

I might be slightly inebriated when I get to Chicago.


Still deciding on that.

Mize said...

"and cubs chick will be there too...right mize?"


No guarantees. It hinges on her convenience.

tem said...

"H said that the fact that we are sharing rooms will make it difficult to bring chicks back. I told him to do it on a train Risky Business style"

that's what the extra room is for.

tem said...

"H gets in tomorrow at 8, he is gonna hang out at the airport until tem and i get n around 11. "

43% chance he is drunk by 11am.

tem said...

"am i the only one who pictures cubs chick always wearing something with the cubs logo on it?"

i picture her as a walking baby bear. like boo boo from yogi bear, but a girl and not a cartoon.

Beth said...

Cubs chick?

SFW

Beth said...

Or maybe this is her

(Even more SFW)

El Padrino said...

beth is horny

Mize said...

""am i the only one who pictures cubs chick always wearing something with the cubs logo on it?"

Oh in my mind she's always wearing a cubs jersey, with a couple buttons undone to show a bit of cleavage.

ns"


Doesn't really like sports. Its a speed bump.

Beth said...

Doesn't really like sports? So why is she nicknamed the Cubs chick?

Mize said...

"in my mind he wears a sosa jersey t-shirt and cargo shorts"


Yuck.

Mize said...

"Doesn't really like sports? So why is she nicknamed the Cubs chick?"


Ask these other dudes.

And when I say doesn't really like sports, I mean does not give a flying fuck about sports.

Mize said...

"let's get odds on the puker"


I'm fairly certain we have the top 4 drinkers attending the LOV Summit.

Mize said...

Item #1 on the LOV Summit docket:


El Padrino's future with the organization.

The forecast: Cloudy with a chance of "kicked out".

El Padrino said...

the fuck you talking about

El Padrino said...

"I'm fairly certain we have the top 4 drinkers attending the LOV Summit."

and? drinkers puke sometimes

El Padrino said...

22 States Considering Immigration Bills Similar to AZ...

Mize said...

KFC Skinwich is fake

BLUE said...

i'm considering making an immigration law

El Padrino said...

espn fantasy broked, cant update my roster

jugdish said...

i'm a tremendous pressure player and hope my sperm are too



Lp's sperm call the plays in the womb

jugdish said...

I might be slightly inebriated when I get to Chicago.



i won't be inebriated, but i will have had a few.

jugdish said...

Doesn't really like sports? So why is she nicknamed the Cubs chick?



her last name is Bartman

jugdish said...

El Padrino's future with the organization.

The forecast: Cloudy with a chance of "kicked out".



hey, every good organization needs a mascot!


s

El Padrino said...

still waiting meiz's explanation for that slap in de face

jugdish said...

lov survivor

jugdish said...

will mize be carrying a flask, or multiple flasks this weekend?

jugdish said...

maybe one of those camelpaks full of vodka

Mize said...

"still waiting meiz's explanation for that slap in de face"


We'll let you know on Monday

Keef said...

"that is how TP greats people he hasn't met before."

grate*

Mize said...

"will mize be carrying a flask, or multiple flasks this weekend?"


I tote 20oz mixers. I'll be bringing a bottle of Fleischmann's.

kod said...

did you see the headline that says "Ozzie hates Twins"?


-yeah, I'm guessing he got some shit for all the good things he's always saying about the Twins, and wanted to clarify a bit. I'd start to get annoyed if one of our coaches/managers was always praising a major rival (in any sport really, except basketball...because the Wolves have just made me numb)

El Padrino said...

"We'll let you know on Monday"

lick my balls

BLUE said...

fans who were indifferent about 'melo leaving for NY or NJ are now getting pissed as he mentioned being interested in going to Houston


wft does Houston have? the Space Center?

BLUE said...

maybe a kick ass zoo?

Todd Packer said...

"I'm fairly certain we have the top 4 drinkers attending the LOV Summit."

incorrect

Keef said...

"So why is she nicknamed the Cubs chick?"


Because she's from Chicago

Keef said...

I like how mize acted like he had no idear why she's called Cubs chick

kod said...

"I'm fairly certain we have the top 4 drinkers attending the LOV Summit."

incorrect"


-well, at least close to the top 4 I bet...at least 4 out of the top 5 or 6

Keef said...

"El Padrino's future with the organization.

The forecast: Cloudy with a chance of "kicked out"


Who's gonna call the plays?

El Padrino said...

incorrect

^this

Mize said...

"incorrect"


Ooookay, old married guy.

jugdish said...

wft does Houston have? the Space Center?


no state taxes...cheaper housing...better looking women

the space center is pretty suite too

El Padrino said...

i think we all can drink

pretty obvious

Mize said...

"incorrect

^this"


I fart in your general direction.

Keef said...

Went to the doc w/ cmk this morning. All it was it meet the doctor. Boooooooooooo

Mize said...

"I like how mize acted like he had no idear why she's called Cubs chick"


Hey, I don't know what kind of cockamamie bullshit you might decide to type.

Keef said...

I think her doc is Precious, though


ns

Keef said...

"Hey, I don't know what kind of cockamamie bullshit you might decide to type."

I think you do

Todd Packer said...

"Ooookay, old married guy"

meiz is from philly?

BLUE said...

"no state taxes...cheaper housing...better looking women"

he's married, housing isn't an issue when you make $25M/year

but you got me on the state taxes, that one always screws us over

Keef said...

hilarity

Keef said...

hilarity was TP's comment

BLUE said...

i'll put my drinking ability right up there.

don't forget kod, he may be small but he can knock back the CLs

El Padrino said...

yeah he's acting like a douche

BLUE said...

when you're married drinking is a lifestyle

when you're single it's a hobby

so i'm a professional drinker, and you guys are still playing in the developmental league...losers

El Padrino said...

for his next trick he's going to vomit on dummy

El Padrino said...

so i'm a professional drinker, and you guys are still playing in the developmental league...losers

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

kod said...

"no state taxes"

well, no state *income* taxes; state sales tax is often worse than state income tax

El Padrino said...

meiz thinks he's cool cuz he's actually GOING SOMEWHERE

Keef said...

I think mize will be the one, or first one, to puke

BLUE said...

"no state taxes...cheaper housing...better looking women"

also, no snow in the winter, oily beaches near by, warmer weather, more black people.

but no mountains

Todd Packer said...

caught up on hard knocks last night... rex is grate*

kod said...

"don't forget kod, he may be small but he can knock back the CLs"


yeah, before getting married I was knocking back 9-10 a night; but now it's slowed to a crawl.

BLUE said...

mize has only been out of the state of WI 2 times...so he's excited for #3...

cue the #3 joke from zeke

kod said...

oh, that's about NBA players? Yeah, no state tax is a huge bonus for those players

kod said...

*income tax

Keef said...

It's gotta be your bull

Keef said...

"cue the #3 joke from zeke"


zeke died

Todd Packer said...

"It's gotta be your bull"

crazy

BLUE said...

there must be a rule that you have to wear all white at a bullfight

Keef said...

It's easier to see the blood

Spaceman Spiff said...

angelina jolie lookalike

Mize said...

I see I touched a nerve with the married guys.

Still trying to hang on, huh?


Buncha Favres, y'all is.

Mize said...

"angelina jolie lookalike"


She's better looking than Jolie

Mize said...

Should we be joining El Tardo's pigskin pick 'em?

Todd Packer said...

"Buncha Favres, y'all is."

who said anything about being addicted to pain pills?

El Padrino said...

bo jones with twitter hilarity on the mosque thing

comparing putting a christian church on the okc site

taking an isolated domestic attack incident and comparing it to a international act of war shows brains i'll tell ya

El Padrino said...

jolie look alike smoking

El Padrino said...

chicken parm

det

Mize said...

"BREAKING NYT: Roger Clemens Will Be Indicted for Perjury, People Briefed on Case Say /via @nytimes"

Mize said...

"taking an isolated domestic attack incident and comparing it to a international act of war"


What's the difference?

El Padrino said...

nothing, no difference at all

El Padrino said...

"BREAKING NYT: Roger Clemens Will Be Indicted for Perjury, People Briefed on Case Say /via @nytimes"

bout time

El Padrino said...

Clemens will be indicted on charges of making false statements to Congress about his use of performance-enhancing drugs, according to people briefed on the case.


yes!

Keef said...

"taking an isolated domestic attack incident and comparing it to a international act of war shows brains i'll tell ya"


ra, r

Keef said...

"Should we be joining El Tardo's pigskin pick 'em?"


I'll set up the nfl & ncaa pick em stuff today

El Padrino said...

yea really

El Padrino said...

would you compare pearl harbor to OKC?

Keef said...

They're all terrorist acts

El Padrino said...

dont answer that, i dont want to talk about this anymore

El Padrino said...

moving on, i cant wait to get the fuck out of hear*

Keef said...

was religion involved in the Pearl Harbor attack?

El Padrino said...

chelsea handler to host VMA's

who is this again?

Keef said...

She's the host of the chelsea handler show

El Padrino said...

"was religion involved in the Pearl Harbor attack?"

act of war, just like 9/11

would you eat at a PF Change if they put one on the USS Arizona?

El Padrino said...

She's the host of the chelsea handler show

oh

Keef said...

cmk thinks she's hilarity

Mize said...

"chelsea handler to host VMA's

who is this again?"


Married guy's out of touch.

Mize said...

"would you eat at a PF Change if they put one on the USS Arizona?"


FUCK YES

Keef said...

"would you eat at a PF Change if they put one on the USS Arizona?"

I like me some PF Changs, but I wouldn't eat it under water

Keef said...

or PF Change*

Keef said...

PF Change* is chinese, so the point is mute*

Mize said...

"PF Change* is chinese, so the point is mute*"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

twas an attempt at humorous comparasion

El Padrino said...

chelsea

i saw her tits, she had a sex tape
i remember now

Mize said...

I take my Chinese food very seriously

jugdish said...

Buncha Favres, y'all is.


chuckle

jugdish said...

"would you eat at a PF Change if they put one on the USS Arizona?"



hilarity

El Padrino said...

jobless claims # look great

s

jugdish said...

I like me some PF Changs, but I wouldn't eat it under water



waitress: something to drink sir?
keef: ice water with lemon
waitress: ::fortune cookie::

tem said...

"I think her doc is Precious, though"

the fat black chick is your doctor?

jugdish said...

it looks like brian cushing is going to have some more time on his hands to train.

Keef said...

Yahoo College Pick 'Em

Group ID# 9913
PW: pfchange

Keef said...

"the fat black chick is your doctor?"


Yes

tem said...

"would you eat at a PF Change if they put one on the USS Arizona?"

i dunno what a PF Change is, but sure.

Keef said...

Yahoo! NFL Pick 'Em

Group ID# 24465
PW: pfchange

Keef said...

Yahoo! Survival League

Group ID# 10205
PW: pfchange

tem said...

too many leagues

Mize said...

Same damn thing we do every year

jugdish said...

cgjid just sent me an email with the subject "Hey there"...i laughed

Keef said...

"too many leagues"

woe

tem said...

jug is still dating that chick?

tem said...

"woe"

i still signed up for them though because i am a soldier

El Padrino said...

hows that going jug

you fuck this dimepiece yet or what

El Padrino said...

i've never been this excited to see a cock before, assuming of course there is a cock to see

El Padrino said...

i give you guys gems

Beth said...

"i've never been this excited to see a cock before, assuming of course there is a cock to see"

You know how I know you're gay...?

El Padrino said...

Killings of the homeless are at their highest level in a decade. Stop that.

tp

tem said...

"i've never been this excited to see a cock before, assuming of course there is a cock to see"

good luck

tem said...

"Killings of the homeless are at their highest level in a decade"

the number of homeless people are at their highest level in a decade.

BLUE said...

never this excited huh?

so you've been excited before though, just not this excited

Todd Packer said...

ep has cock chills?

Keef said...

LP is going to have another girl and then bolth of his girls and blue's girls are going to start an LoV sorority in 2029

El Padrino said...

3,700 Zooper strollers recalled for latch failure

blue

El Padrino said...

dont know if you have that

El Padrino said...

"ep has cock chills?"

hoping for that boy

El Padrino said...

gonna have to buy tits though
not a bad deal, i get my boy and get to play with some tits

Todd Packer said...

"Percy Harvin collapsed at practice‎ today"

percy is not a healthy guy

El Padrino said...

i'm smat

El Padrino said...

"Percy Harvin collapsed at practice‎ today"

farve chills

Todd Packer said...

"hoping for that boy"

yeah, i know... good luck

tem said...

"gonna have to buy tits though
not a bad deal, i get my boy and get to play with some tits"

what? you have to get cmep a boob job if she puts out a boy?

tem said...

block

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