Tuesday, August 03, 2010

It's wierd

I find it funny that seemingly 90% of the animal kingdom only does it doggie style, yet dogs were the ones to get the style named after them. Rhinos do it that way. Let's call it rhino style.

But I digress...onto the post.

Why are _________ better than _________?

Showers / baths.

I don’t get why baths have such a stigma as being bad. Nobody takes baths anymore. Probably because of the time it takes. Showers are quicker and seem to get you cleaner so I guess they are the run away winner. But I think baths have their place. After a long workout they are relaxing. After football practice players always hop in the hot tub or a cold tub. Cold tub was the worst. When the trainer told you that you needed to go into that thing you instantly got better. Cold tub is a tub filled with ice water. You could just sit on the edge and soak your feet/legs or sometimes you just had to get in.

Anyway, I went to the parade of homes last weekend, which is just touring a bunch of houses only Blue could afford. In there they had the fanciest showers I have ever seen. Multiple heads per shower. One shower had two huge heads and then about 8 little ones. It was like a hot tub shower. The bath tub they had was some tub you’d see in 17th century France. It had no jets or anything. It was so small that I figure I wouldn’t have been able to really get into it.

Baths are getting the shaft and I don’t really get why.


________ is totally underrated as a hot chick.

Elisabeth Shue.

She has some new movie coming out….Piranha 3D or something. The movie looks bad, but she looks good. She has looked good for like 20 years of movies. She was good looking in the Karate Kid, good looking in the Saint, etc etc. She doesn’t get enough credit for being pretty damn hot. Well that stops today. I am officially putting her on my Mount Rushmore of hot chicks. The worst thing about her is that she spells her name funny. I actually think that is why people don’t write about her a lot. They are afraid of spelling it wrong. Well I don’t care if I spelled it wrong. Here at LOV spelling is not one of our strong suits. So Elisabeth Shue, welcome to Tem’s Mount Rushmore of chicks. You are the first official member. In honor of this occasion I hope that Spiff digs up some naked photos of you and posts them. They shouldn’t be hard to find, you got naked in a movie or two.



Fantasy sports talk: ________

General knowledge.

It amazes me how much news coverage goes to fantasy football now. Within minutes of Moreno getting hurt I had an email telling me about it. I think that is really cool, but getting that notice so soon meant that there was a high chance of the news being blown out of proportion. The media never errs the other way. You never hear that Player X got carted off the field, but he’ll be back tomorrow. You always hear Player X got carted off and he’ll likely be out for 4-6 weeks. Truth is they have no idea how long he’ll be out, they are just pushing the story out as fast as possible so that they can get credit for being the first to publish it. Blue should do that for us. He can go down to Broncos camp and just write about everything. Some lineman is holding his side after practice, well he might have appendicitis and he might be out 2 weeks, publish it. A WR dropped a pass, well he might be getting LASIK soon and soon his drops might be a thing of the past.

Popular sports topic

Arod

The media is definitely shoving Arod down our throats. But I think this time they realized they were doing it and backed off. Either that or they got tired of waiting for him to hit number 600. His first few ABs were covered by tons of channels. FSN Ohio would tell me what Arod did in his AB. ESPN is still showing them all live, but the other stations have decided they don’t care. Or they figured out that the rest of the nation doesn’t care.

Look he got to 600 and he took steroids. That makes it less interesting. It would be like finding out that France just put a man on the moon then finding out he got there by hitching a ride on a US shuttle. It just isn’t the same as if he had done it himself. Sure it was tough to negotiate with the US and get on the shuttle. And it probably cost a lot of money, but that isn’t the part that is impressive. When you shortcut the impressive part people care less. Yep it is tough to hit a baseball. But it is far easier just to make contact than it is to drive it 400 feet. So when you are cheating on the ability to drive it 400 feet then people care less.

So eff you Arod. I don’t care how many homeruns you hit.


By the by I think it is easier to think of something to post when you have a regulated format. I’ll be posting something in this format for the next few of my posts to see how it goes.
OK I am done.

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jugdish said...

I find it funny that seemingly 90% of the animal kingdom only does it doggie style, yet dogs were the ones to get the style named after them. Rhinos do it that way. Let's call it rhino style.



excellent

jugdish said...

I knew about it before it happened #twitter

/mize

jugdish said...

It would be like finding out that France just put a man on the moon then finding out he got there by hitching a ride on a US shuttle.


made me laugh

tem said...

i'm glad jug is here.
did tits die?

Blue said...

reason baths get a bad rap:

people don't like sitting in a pool of their own filth

tem said...

put some soap in there and you are fine.

Blue said...

then it's dirty soapy water

tem said...

soap makes things clean

tem said...

its just soapy water.

Blue said...

where does the dirt go?

kod said...

It was, apparently, time to play the feud at Cardinals camp. The donnybrook came first. Darnell Dockett -- he's always in these things, right? -- blew up Alan Faneca and both tumbled to the ground right in front of quarterback Matt Leinart. Leinart was moving away, when Dockett swiped at his ankle and tripped him. A no-no, and Leinart wasn't happy."

awesome; way to get the ankle swipe in there

Blue said...

leinart is a pussy

tem said...

"where does the dirt go?"

dunno. soap is magic.

tem said...

who is the cardinals backup?

derek anderson?

maybe they are trying to hurt leinart on purpose.

tem said...

rudy carpenter is the 3rd string QB for tampa bay....wft?

El Padrino said...

solid

El Padrino said...

"people don't like sitting in a pool of their own filth"

^this

tem said...

el pad hates them because they are too deep for him and he will drown.

El Padrino said...

i can swim

El Padrino said...

i aint steve

tem said...

are you saying steve can't swim because he is black?

Blue said...

black chick on the radio here was in Vegas with her white husband this past weekend.

cops tried to arrest her for prostitution (ns) because she was dressed all hoochie and was with a white dude at 4am.

hilarity

Blue said...

serves her right

/blitler

El Padrino said...

"are you saying steve can't swim because he is black?"

yes

tem said...

blue you don't need to put tags when you are the one saying it.

Blue said...

oic

El Padrino said...

mind bottlin' chinese story of the day

El Padrino said...

"Virginia-based burger chain Five Guys has opened several locations in California, and even in the land of In-N-Out, people dig it. The selection of burger toppings is a big draw, as are the spicy Cajun fries: "In-N-Out fries are like cardboard compared to these," said one patron. Your move, In-N-Out"

damn spiff

Blue said...

i disagree, they're the same fucking burger

Blue said...

fries are also very similar, with the exception of the "cajun" which is just some shitty seasoning salt they put on them

animal fries, animal burger >>>>

tem said...

don't have in and out out here, but 5 guys is solid.

El Padrino said...

yelp review gone bad with a rebuttal from the chef

arizona related keef

El Padrino said...

don't have in and out out here, but 5 guys is solid.

^right

Blue said...

5 guys is great, i'm not complaining about them

El Padrino said...

everyone seems to adore in and out so i'm sure it's fantastic

El Padrino said...

"Reports: Favre tells Vikings he plans to retire "

here we go

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Your move, In-N-Out"

hilarity

in n out isnt gonna change a thing

El Padrino said...

santana (c, Cle) collision wasnt that bad

people were making it seem like body parts where everywhere

Spaceman Spiff said...

"santana (c, Cle) collision wasnt that bad"

yep,wasnt even close to something like mcgahee, but looked dirty O:FB will go up another level in retaliation

tem said...

favre will be back.

tem said...

he plans to retire eventually. just not this year.

El Padrino said...

A 20-year-old man has pleaded not guilty to manslaughter yesterday in connection to the fatal beating of a 17-month-old boy. Pedro Jones was babysitting his girlfriend's child at the Shinnecock Indian Reservation on Sunday, and killed him "by striking him several times throughout his body with his closed fists and grabbing him by the neck," according to court documents. When asked why, Jones said, "I was trying to make him act like a boy instead of a little girl."


disgusting

tem said...

is that guy from new york?

tem said...

new york has the worse* parents

El Padrino said...

"The police are looking for a man who followed an 8-year-old girl into an apartment building and sexually assaulted her. According to NY1, "Investigators say the suspect followed the girl into the lobby of a building along Forsyth Street in Chinatown last Thursday around 1:30 p.m. Police say he grabbed her from behind and fondled her." Then he ran down the street."


really, an 8 year old, what is he fondeling?

tem said...

i love when i ask for 2nd qtr income and people send me march 1 through june 30 income.

eteo

El Padrino said...

"is that guy from new york?"

wasn't a parent

tem said...

girls develop young now

tem said...

she probably had C cups.


probably was asking for it /tjw

tem said...

"wasn't a parent"

good point.

new york also has the worst babysitters.

Blue said...

"i love when i ask for 2nd qtr income and people send me march 1 through june 30 income."

maybe they have a different fiscal year than you

tem said...

one where their qtrs are 4 months?

tem said...

like their year starts november 2009 and ends jan 2011.

could be...

tem said...

wall?

kod said...

"where does the dirt go?"

dunno. soap is magic.


-soap basically breaks down the surface tension of your skin to allow the water to touch your actual skin and wash the dirt off.

-so it seems as though if you're sitting in dirty, but soapy water, the dirt will basically just slide off your body

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

"awesome; way to get the ankle swipe in there"


DD really thinks the Cards can do big things

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

"dunno. soap is magic."


Not helping your stance on microwaves.

kod said...

"George W. Bush's 2001 tax cut was a huge windfall for the wealthy. About 40 percent of its benefits went to the tiny sliver of Americans earning over $500,000. So rather than debate whether to end the Bush tax cuts for the top and restore the top marginal tax rates to where they were under Bill Clinton, we should be debating whether to raise the highest marginal tax rate higher than it was under Bill Clinton and use the proceeds to give the middle class a permanent tax cut.

I'm not suggesting this, mind you, but just to get the debate started: How about restoring the top rate to where it was under John F. Kennedy (76 percent), or under Dwight Eisenhower (91 percent)?"

It bottles my mind that so many are still in favor of extending the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy (yes, the middle class tax breaks should absolutely be extended); how can you still argue trickle-down with a straight face?

El Padrino said...

youz watch my old bookie on Money Hungry last night?

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking idiot

Keef said...

"fries are also very similar, with the exception of the "cajun" which is just some shitty seasoning salt they put on them"


In N Out fries are a lot different than 5 Guys, no?

Blue said...

was that steve?

Blue said...

"In N Out fries are a lot different than 5 Guys, no?"

I don't think they are, maybe i'm misremembering in n out
though

El Padrino said...

and ice cream truck no less

awesome

Keef said...

"I don't think they are, maybe i'm misremembering in n out
though"

I've bee to 5 guys once and they were thick cut cajun fries. In N Out has really thin fries that aren't cooked as much

El Padrino said...

nerve had the cajun fries, heard they suck

five guys fries seem fresh cut potatoes thin, fried crispy, heavily salted and heavily portioned

delicious

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I've bee to 5 guys once and they were thick cut "

"five guys fries seem fresh cut potatoes thin"

the fuck is this shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

irregardless, in n out fries suck in in their natural form, need ketchup and salt to make them decent, or animal style to make them awesome

Blue said...

perhaps the in n out are stringier thin cut fries.

but both are fresh from the potato, and taste as such, five guys is a little crispier maybe, i remember in n out as soggy

Spaceman Spiff said...

you can request well done fries at in n out if you want crispy

Keef said...

apology accepted

Keef said...

all french fries are the same because they come from a potatoe*

Blue said...

"you can request well done fries at in n out if you want crispy"

that's where i don't understand somebody saying they tastes* like cardboard

El Padrino said...

moment of silence, creator of cheetos died

Blue said...

i should have said they tastes* like the fresh ones from a potato, as opposed to the glorious ones from the freezer

Keef said...

I boat* some Cheetos at the store yesterday. Must of* been a subliminal message

Blue said...

"all french fries are the same because they come from a potatoe*"

except for the ones that dont

Keef said...

made chicken marsala last night. It was dee-lish

Keef said...

what kind of french fries don't come from a potato?

kod said...

carb free fries

Spaceman Spiff said...

chicken fries

kod said...

they probably make them out of turnips, or some something weird like that

Spaceman Spiff said...

from burger king

Keef said...

chicken fries aren't french fries

El Padrino said...

"made chicken marsala last night. It was dee-lish"

look at keef go

El Padrino said...

"what kind of french fries don't come from a potato?"

none

El Padrino said...

crunchy cheetos will be eaten today in memory

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

I guess I'll try to ketchup

Keef said...

How was the non-fiction section last night, mize?

Blue said...

sweet potato fries

El Padrino said...

not french, still a potato

Keef said...

DD

Blue said...

yams are not potatoes

jugdish said...

el pad hates them because they are too deep for him and he will drown.



i can't swim Clark.

jugdish said...

a 5 guys will be opening near me in the near future...suite

Keef said...

grape soder* is the choice this morning

Keef said...

10/22

Keef said...

27/47

El Padrino said...

did you know they give cocaine to monkeys in some college in georgia with stimulus funds?

Keef said...

31/44

El Padrino said...

If S Bob Sanders and WR Anthony Gonzalez are able to stay healthy, quality depth at either position shouldn't be a problem for the Colts this year.


hahahahhahahahhaaaaa

tem said...

cake and ice cream today at work

tem said...

"did you know they give cocaine to monkeys in some college in georgia with stimulus funds?"

best use of the funds I have heard of yet.

jugdish said...

me too


/steve

tem said...

31/44

El Padrino said...

a tie!

tem said...

10/22

Keef said...

"If S Bob Sanders and WR Anthony Gonzalez are able to stay healthy, quality depth at either position shouldn't be a problem for the Colts this year. "

ahik*

El Padrino said...

how come no one mentioned Saltimocchia (sp) read playboy and recite the playmates likes and dislikes when returning the ball to the pitcher?

tem said...

17/47


i hate europe

tem said...

nobody knew about saltawhatever

Keef said...

"i hate europe"

::SPOILER ALERT::

I thoat* Russia was in Asia

tem said...

i thought lots of those countries were in asia.

tem said...

i thought prussia still existed.

Blue said...

shy isn't asia and europe the same continent?

El Padrino said...

i need to buy a pasta sheeter

Blue said...

pasta sheeter?

tem said...

to make his own sheets of pasta

El Padrino said...

yeah a pasta roller machine thing to make your own pasta

Blue said...

my sheets are made of cotton

Blue said...

egyptian cotton

Blue said...

i have one of those playdoh pasta makers

El Padrino said...

yeah i have that too

tem said...

sheets is a gas station

Blue said...

i had a bread maker once...i never used it, so i threw it down the garbage chute

tem said...

you should have sold it on craigslist

Keef said...

Has kod accepted the sage rosenfels era yet?

tem said...

maybe TJ will win the job

Keef said...

ok

Keef said...

I will bet you a brazilian dollars

tem said...

bet me what?

Keef said...

"bet me what?"

A brazilian dollars

Keef said...

RIF

tem said...

what are we betting on?

Keef said...

you said TJ might win the job

Keef said...

O:FB

close enough

El Padrino said...

farve sounds like he's playing

Keef said...

mize
Your Cubs got steamrolled last night

El Padrino said...

i think nuba sked out...

tem said...

he might.

so you are going to give me a brazillion dollars if he might win the job?

jugdish said...

The Heat will enter their regular-season opener with a substantially overhauled roster, while the Celtics also made changes and re-signed stars Paul Pierce and Ray Allen.


big changes by the Celtics

El Padrino said...

ha sounds like Aitch wrote that jug

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

meh

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

"mize
Your Cubs got steamrolled last night"


I noticed. Good for the Breer's.

El Padrino said...

wilt facts

tem said...

so wilt only nailed 2,000 chicks?

El Padrino said...

yes

Keef said...

"so you are going to give me a brazillion dollars if he might win the job?"


Yes

El Padrino said...

will ferrell is retarded funny

El Padrino said...

"________ is totally underrated as a hot chick.

Elisabeth Shue. "


back to this for a second, Charlize Theron gets no love

El Padrino said...

wait, Eva Mendes has a sex tape?

STFU

El Padrino said...

i'd still pound out brutney spears and lohan

tem said...

was talking with a friend of mine yesterday about still pounding jessie simpson and britney. he's all over them if the opportunity presents itself.

ahiik

tem said...

"Yes"

ok good. i'll send you my address. send the brazilian dollars via fed ex.

tem said...

"Charlize Theron "

she doesn't get enough love.

tem said...

wall again

kod said...

"Has kod accepted the sage rosenfels era yet?"


nah, I'm much more concerned about the Twins starting rotation at the moment.


by mid-end August I'll start dealing with the NFL

kod said...

I like Sage though; I was very happy with the signing at the time, and thought a year ago that the Vikes would be better with Sage than Favre


so, I hope Favre comes back; but I like Sage

El Padrino said...

your crazy

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

"i'd still pound out britney spears and lohan"


I totally agree with this. I'd bang daylights out of both of them.

Spaceman Spiff said...

" Chris_Broussard

Shaq to Celtics likely done either tonight or tomorrow, source says. Shaq to ATL not totally dead, but Diesel most likely joining Celtics. "

O:FB

Blue said...

didn't the c's already sign an over the hill o'neal?

El Padrino said...

haaaaaa

kod said...

From the list of top 10 songs that need to be retired from radio:

"1. "Hotel California", the Eagles. Is there a more reviled song in the history of music? Clearly, there are people who love the Eagles. And who are these a-holes? Why do they keep insisting that the Eagles reunite and go on tour? Why do people pay to see them? I will never, ever understand the appeal of this band."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
X1000

kod said...

Eagles and Doors....I freaking hate both of them

jugdish said...

this was funny yesterday...probably been posted already, but i enjoyed it

El Padrino said...

hotel cali is a great song

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

When Kod has hatred for things it is usually blind hatred. I find that odd.

El Padrino said...

strange cat indeed

kod said...

"When Kod has hatred for things it is usually blind hatred"

-blind hatred? I've heard enough Doors and Eagles music in my life Meiz to form an opinion Meiz...I know a bit about classic rock

kod said...

one too many "Miez"'s in that comment; go ahead and subtract either one, it makes sense either way

El Padrino said...

just random i think his point is

like how come you dont hate cats like everyone else?

El Padrino said...

piece

tem said...

he doesn't put them on a pedastool

tem said...

*

Blue said...

screw it i'm going all eagles all the time

Blue said...

kod hates glen frye?

Keef said...

"ok good. i'll send you my address. send the brazilian dollars via fed ex."


Good call. I don't want to deal with any dummies

Keef said...

"-blind hatred? I've heard enough Doors and Eagles music in my life Meiz to form an opinion Meiz...I know a bit about classic rock"


3 CLs deep? 4?

tem said...

me either

Blue said...

kod hates joe walsh?

how can you hate Joe Walsh?

and Don Henley?

tem said...

pies*

Keef said...

I just took a cell pic of a corvette license plate to send to Rome. UD LUZE

Keef said...

Boys of Summer is a grate* song

Keef said...

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we'd taped it

Blue said...

dessssssssssssssssssssssperado

Blue said...

kod is weird

Keef said...

Does cgtif know about tem's bath fetish?

kod said...

just random i think his point is


-ah, then that makes sense (ns).


-to me, blind rage is hating something without knowing much if anything about it. However, for better or worse, I know Eagles and Doors music quite well

kod said...

"kod hates joe walsh?

how can you hate Joe Walsh?"

-who said I hated Joe Walsh? His solo stuff and James Gang stuff is very good

"and Don Henley?"


how can you not hate Don Henley? At least musically (WADR to End of the Innocence and Heart of the Matter, which are in fact grate songs IMO)

kod said...

off to gdkod2's b-day party at the pool

-I better not hear any fucking Doors or Eagles on my drive over


/kod


piece

Keef said...

Eva Mendes sex tape

kod said...

"Boys of Summer is a grate* song"


definitely one of the top 10 worst songs of the 80's. Better than We Built this City (on Rock and Roll), or anything from Culture Club though I guess

kod said...

Joe Walsh may have turned the Eagles from a Country band to a Rock band....but even he could not stop the suctitude of Henley and Frey

Keef said...

rome

Keef said...

kod is a music snob

Keef said...

don't speak poorly of Starship, you Nordic fuck

s

Aitch said...

"Virginia-based burger chain Five Guys has opened several locations in California, and even in the land of In-N-Out, people dig it. The selection of burger toppings is a big draw, as are the spicy Cajun fries: "In-N-Out fries are like cardboard compared to these," said one patron. Your move, In-N-Out"

Tried Five Guys for the first time yesterday. Not too badm but a little pricey IMO.

Five Guys? Hey there!!!!
/Kod

Keef said...

"Not too badm but a little pricey IMO."

this

Keef said...

bold

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