Thursday, August 26, 2010

Is LOV slowly dying??

Say it isn't so! Zeke quit before, so we knew he would eventually do it again (s), but Blue? Blue doesn't quit...he fires people. Rev left long ago for Facebook. Soon Keef might be leaving for the police academy. Good luck Keef (ns), just don't give the Commandant a blow job at the podium like in the movie (ns). Did the LOV Summit kill LOV? All that jealousy?? There was talk about doing another one next year in Vegas for a weekend. We can get a villa, like in The Hangover. Who is in??

White Sox are talking about getting Manny. I'm for this...why not? The whole "Manny being Manny" thing won't be that big of a deal with Ozzie around. One thing I like about Kenny Williams and Ozzie is they always keep it interesting. Williams will sell if they are out of it, but he will go all in to win and as a fan I like that. I made this comment last weekend, but as we walked around the city of Chicago you wouldn't think there are two baseball teams in that city. We so so much Cubs hats/shirts/etc, but few Sox. 2005 Cubs fans...FACE!!

Chicago thoughts: Tem's running diary was suite, no way I'm going to try and re-create that. He hit all the high points, the order is not important. He did forget the bet with Mize about walking out of his yob, but its safe to say Mize won that one. All weekend long I would call Mize, "mEEz", and he would respond by calling me Mark. Everyone else called him Meiz. Bossman called him mEEz on Monday and you see how that went over.

I don't like United Airlines. For those who don't know, I got an automated call last Thursday afternoon at 4 saying my flight to Chicago the next morning had been cancelled and I have been rebooked for one on Saturday morning. Long story short, instead of flying out at 8:30 on Friday, I rebooked for one at 6 AM (UGH!). Good news is I got to drink with Aitch for 2 hours while we waited for Tem. United also wanted to charge me $95 for making said change when they cancelled the flight...YS,C? Southwest is the better!

Chicago was good times and I am up for another LOV summit. I'll even help plan, and I like the Vegas idea, or Nashville like mEEz mentioned.

Don't let LOV die...talk.

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jugdish said...

bnu

jugdish said...

maybe we need a preseason TCS to bring LOV back to life

Beth said...

"He did forget the bet with Mize about walking out of his yob"

Was this s or ns - did this bet really happen?

Beth said...

As for LOV, I hate to say it but we need some new blood I think. We'd be fine with the crew we had/have except we seem to keep slowly losing people.

As for how to get new people, I have no clue. I'd think it would be hard as a newbie to catch on to all the running jokes and acronyms, etc.

Beth said...

Tiger starting off strong today, minus 3 through 5 holes.

jugdish said...

Was this s or ns - did this bet really happen?



it was s

El Padrino said...

"We so so much Cubs hats/shirts/etc, but few Sox. 2005"

well you were IN Wrigleyville/North Side

Keef said...

"We so so much Cubs hats/shirts/etc, but few Sox. 2005 Cubs fans...FACE!!"


ymsoab

Keef said...

Time to go see if I'm fit

jugdish said...

well you were IN Wrigleyville/North Side



aside from Wrigleyville

jugdish said...

Time to go see if I'm fit


you should be back here in around 4.5 seconds

Keef said...

"well you were IN Wrigleyville/North Side"

I think you emphasized the wrong word

jugdish said...

ymsoab


i saw that after i posted it. i was going to go back and fix it, but i was happy with being a msoab

jugdish said...

I think you emphasized THE wrong word


fixed

El Padrino said...

blue probably went to alabama

tem said...

lov is clearly slowly dying

El Padrino said...

fuck book now worth 33.7 billion
kid still wont sell, i wouldnt either

El Padrino said...

Putin guy cracks me up, wanna see him wrestle a bear for his next trick

tem said...

why wouldn't you?

El Padrino said...

spy stories like these make good movies

El Padrino said...

why wouldn't you?

i think it's a bad idea to sell your own business, imagine building something up and creating it and then selling it and some fool ruins it or changes it in ways you never would have

would bother me

i would just run it, i'd go public though......

El Padrino said...

just got an email from

Yee Due

and in parenthesis it says
(Jack)

hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahaha

El Padrino said...

i'm jonesing for some lobster

El Padrino said...

sear on scallop

hell yeah it did, was phenominal

El Padrino said...

A Saudi couple tortured their Sri Lankan maid after she complained of a too heavy workload by hammering 24 nails into her hands, legs and forehead, officials said on Thursday.


seems fair

El Padrino said...

why is goodell on board with the 18 game season thing?

wft

Beth said...

"seems fair"

She might be a little slower cleaning though after that.

El Padrino said...

"Men in Black III"

big Josh Brolin fan but why is this happening

El Padrino said...

texting is so popular and moreso in like asia, japan and china that the kids growing up do not know how to write

jugdish said...

its really taking keef a long time to run those 40 yards

jugdish said...

he has to run 40 yards...then they time him to see how long it takes him to eat a half dozen donuts...then they see how many sets of papers he can get from mexicans (illegal or not) in ten minutes


its an AZ police triathalon

El Padrino said...

then he has to pull someone over and be a total dick for 7 mph over limit

jugdish said...

maybe he gets to wear one of those mount me hats

jugdish said...

really he should be assigned to the K9 unit

jugdish said...

kod would be on the feline unit

Beth said...

"then he has to pull someone over and be a total dick for 7 mph over limit"

I don't know, I'm not sure keef has it in him to be a dick.

s

El Padrino said...

ha

Beth said...

Whitlock

tem said...

"i would just run it, i'd go public though......
"


so you would sell it, got it.

tem said...

"i think it's a bad idea to sell your own business, imagine building something up and creating it and then selling it and some fool ruins it or changes it in ways you never would have
"

that's what the 38B they gave me covers.

tem said...

from whitlock "I feel like Jay Mariotti, a hypocrite."


ha. that's funny

El Padrino said...

"so you would sell it, got it."

wrong

Spaceman Spiff said...

the villain from 2 fast 2 furious should play josh hamilton in the movie about his life

tem said...

has this been posted yet?

El Padrino said...

Forbes football issue

El Padrino said...

whom

fuck you

Keef said...

That was the longest mile & a half in my life. Was like 100°, and we had to run 5 laps around the block where the testing place was at. I had to stop for about 10 seconds on the final lap to throw up. It was awesome. Woe

Keef said...

"fuck book now worth 33.7 billion
kid still wont sell, i wouldnt either"

You wouldn't have time for that shit

Keef said...

Had 42 pushups, 31 situps in :60, and 1.5 miles in 14:58. I thought the max was 15:00 but it was 15:20.

Keef said...

"then he has to pull someone over and be a total dick for 7 mph over limit"


Can I use the good news/bad news line?

Spaceman Spiff said...

congrats, when do you get your gun

Keef said...

"I don't know, I'm not sure keef has it in him to be a dick."



If anyone knows about having a lot of dick in them, it's you

(s)

Keef said...

"congrats, when do you get your gun"

I dunno. I'm guessing there were about 800-1000 people who took these tests.

Keef said...

but thanks

Keef said...

For those whom haven't joined

Y! College pick em
Group ID: 9913
PW: pfchange

Y! NFL pick em
Group ID: 24465
PW: pfchange

Y! Survival challenge
Group ID: 10205
PW: pfchange

jugdish said...

Had 42 pushups, 31 situps in :60,


that's a lot in 60 seconds

jugdish said...

good work keef...ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

headshot

Keef said...

pushups didn't have a time limit.


So I took 15 minutes

s

Keef said...

"headshot"

hilarity

Keef said...

"good work keef...ns"


Thanks. I should of* practiced

El Padrino said...

good work on the push ups /sit ups

El Padrino said...

"I dunno. I'm guessing there were about 800-1000 people who took these tests."

2-3 years maybe

Keef said...

It cost $40 to take the tests, too. I need to start a company to compete with the NTN company who runs these tests

Keef said...

thanks lp

Keef said...

I didn't win Powerball last night

Keef said...

Out of 3 lines, I got 1 number right

El Padrino said...

i didnt win mega millions

El Padrino said...

i did get the mega ball though which means nothing

Keef said...

Isn't the mega ball like $2 or something

Keef said...

I got a mega millions ticket for tomorrow night

BLUE said...

i'm just a lazy fuck when i'm traveling.

was in SD for work and didn't feel like getting up early, or leaving the bar early to write a post. so said fuck it

BLUE said...

and that.....is how i roll

BLUE said...

now i'm going to the fucking dentist and trying not to be an anti-dentite

Keef said...

who dat?

tem said...

" did get the mega ball though which means nothing"


$2. and you should pay taxes on it.

El Padrino said...

"Isn't the mega ball like $2 or something"

i threw it away if it is

El Padrino said...

SD

whales vagina or south Dakota

tem said...

you probably should read the rules before gambling...

tem said...

or at least the payouts

El Padrino said...

i spit on two dollars

/blue

jugdish said...

blue doesn't even bend over to pick up a couple bucks on the ground, its got to be at least a 20 dollar bill

tem said...

what are you talking about? he has someone pick that up for him.

jugdish said...

minions...sometimes he let's them keep it.


also...the dentist is coming to him.

jugdish said...

whales vagina or south Dakota



how dare you, she's a nice lady!

jugdish said...

cmk: keef, did you take out the trash?

keef: let me see your papers!

tem said...

cmk: keef, did you take out the trash?

keef: no, she moved out....FACE

tem said...

cmk: ::no sex ever stare::

keef: ::that's ok, i get a gun stare::

Keef said...

"no, she moved out....FACE"


^^^^ and hilarity

Keef said...

My body feels like I ran a marathon. I guess I'm pretty out of shape

El Padrino said...

check your thyroid

/ep

Keef said...

guy subbing for Rome is reaching prety far. Said Tiger did well today because his divorce is final and he's accepted it

Keef said...

HA

Keef said...

goddman thyroid

Keef said...

How many mattress sales have you referred, LP?

jugdish said...

Lp should at least buy one for himself to test it out and confirm how good they are

El Padrino said...

"How many mattress sales have you referred, LP?"

zero, turns out people only buy mattresses when they need one

El Padrino said...

i had no expectations anyway and if i sell 5 in a year it'd be worth it

ns

Keef said...

"turns out people only buy mattresses when they need one"


hilarity

Beth said...

"If anyone knows about having a lot of dick in them, it's you"

Well, me and Kod.



Dammit, I was the pitcher not the catcher, how many times do I have to tell you people!!

/kod

Keef said...

"Lp should at least buy one for himself to test it out and confirm how good they are"

If LP visits Phoenix in the next few months, AHIK*, he can test out the mattress on the bed we boat* last weekend

Keef said...

"Well, me and Kod."

touche

Keef said...

kod was Carl Pavano, with the creepy mustache and all

El Padrino said...

"Lp should at least buy one for himself to test it out and confirm how good they are"

I will, just not now

El Padrino said...

"If LP visits Phoenix in the next few months, AHIK*, he can test out the mattress on the bed we boat* last weekend"

yeah where were you when i need to crash for super bowl

jugdish said...

damn...blocked on MMA fighter at work now.

jugdish said...

I will, just not now


if you buy 5 a year it'll all be worth it

El Padrino said...

one sale will be worth it, all i did was send out some emails

tem said...

"My body feels like I ran a marathon. I guess I'm pretty out of shape"

how'd you do for the first 40yds? /lp

jugdish said...

how'd you do for the first 40yds? /lp


that's when he threw up

tem said...

how much $$$ will you get from one mattress sale?

like $2?


that's a lottery ticket you throw away.

Keef said...

"yeah where were you when i need to crash for super bowl"

I didn't want wolf eating all my food

Keef said...

"how'd you do for the first 40yds? /lp"


I went out like gangbusters. I was ahead after half a lap. I was the rabbit

El Padrino said...

"how much $$$ will you get from one mattress sale?

like $2?"

9% comission, avg sale $1000

Keef said...

"I was the rabbit"


Fuck Eminem

/mize

El Padrino said...

"I went out like gangbusters. I was ahead after half a lap. I was the rabbit"

running long distance is all about pace

(track coach in my hike skool used to say this 10000000000 times)

jugdish said...

running long distance is all about pace


1.5 miles is not long distance

Keef said...

I knew/know it's about pace. But I also knew that I would slow way down towards the end so I wanted to give myself some time to spare

jugdish said...

I knew/know it's about pace. But I also knew that I would slow way down towards the end so I wanted to give myself some time vomit


fixed

El Padrino said...

"1.5 miles is not long distance"

i know jus sayin he always said that

Keef said...

"1.5 miles is not long distance"

It's not a sprint.

Keef said...

It's 50 sprints

jugdish said...

I knew/know it's about pace. But I also knew that I would slow way down towards the end so I wanted to give myself some time to spare



how many people were running with you? Its easy to start out too fast when you have people running with ya in a race like atmosphere

El Padrino said...

jug to called, wanted to know why you dissed him

El Padrino said...

track team was murder, made me hate running

which is why i hate yogging to this day

Keef said...

"I wanted to give myself some time vomit"

This too. Although I was not expecting that. I had some blue powerade beforehand, so at least it was suite looking vomit

El Padrino said...

but i was good at it cuz i was young and skinny

basically a whitheopian

Keef said...

"how many people were running with you? Its easy to start out too fast when you have people running with ya in a race like atmosphere"


There were about 20.

Keef said...

"which is why i hate yogging to this day"


I don't hate yogging in the winter & spring. I hate it in the middle of August

jugdish said...

I don't hate yogging in the winter & spring. I hate it in the middle of August


^^^^

Beth said...

I wonder if the rest of the field is thinking to themselves, "Oh shit, it looks like Tiger is back dammmit!"

jugdish said...

basically a whitheopian



::Michael Jackson::

Keef said...

"but i was good at it cuz i was young and skinny

basically a whitheopian"



I thought you ran short distances

El Padrino said...

i hate it all year round

El Padrino said...

"I thought you ran short distances"

wasnt on the cross country team if that's what you mean

5k was the most i ever ran in a competition and that's only because the kid's dad died the morning of the race, i was an alternate

ns

Keef said...

"but i was good at it cuz i was young and skinny"


coach: Why is there a 5th grader running out here?

Asst coach: Um, yeah, he's a senior

tem said...

vomiting impressed the judges

tem said...

my favorite work line is


HR person: tem why don't you sign up for the 401k?

tem: i couldn't possibly run that far

El Padrino said...

funny, by senior year i actually grewed* but the coach only got me to play from coaching on the baseball team

Keef said...

track was during baseball for us, so no track for me

El Padrino said...

did youz know that Aaron Rodgers holds the record for the best TD to INT ratio in his first 32 starts?

of all time

like ever in the history of the game

jugdish said...

HR person: tem why don't you sign up for the 401k?

tem: i couldn't possibly run that far


funny

BLUE said...

"I don't hate yogging in the winter & spring. I hate it in the middle of August"


police guy: "hey, there goes the bank robber, keef, chase him"

keef: "dude, it's august, i don't run in august, just let him go"

Keef said...

police guy: "hey, there goes the bank robber, keef, chase him"

keef: "dude, it's august, i don't run in august, I'll just shoot him"


*fized

Keef said...

Anyway, I'll be on my zorse and zorses are faster than people

Keef said...

and zorses run year round

Keef said...

BYU staying in the MWC

Spaceman Spiff said...

WFT steve

El Padrino said...

that's just how they roll

El Padrino said...

called ghetto

jugdish said...

WFT steve



aitch

Beth said...

"WFT steve"

Hate to say it but all waitresses are aware of this characteristic.

BLUE said...

wonder how that tipping breaks down for cabs

jugdish said...

tosh on tipping

tem said...

wonder what the blue graph looks like for tips.

BLUE said...

blue doesn't tip...there's a reason rich people are rich, they don't blindly give their money away

BLUE said...

but i do tip people by being polite, courteous, and professional with them. I always say "thank you" knowing that money doesn't buy happiness in a person's life.

I hope that their time spent with me has brightened their day in some way

tem said...

"there's a reason rich people are rich, they don't blindly give their money away"


twhnbs

BLUE said...

JR smith choked a bitch...or some other dude at practice.

at least he was at practice

tem said...

holy fuck, its only 2:30.

BLUE said...

twhnbs

that's why H nibbles blue's scrotum?

tem said...

umm if thats what you want that to mean then sure.

jugdish said...

that's not what i want it to say


/H

BLUE said...

even if he was nibbling my scrotum...still no tip

jugdish said...

family suing sea world = bs

jugdish said...

blue's tip = not so much teeth H

tem said...

fantasy draft tonight.

tem said...

ray rice is my keeper, 5th round.

have pick 9 of a 12 team league.

figuring either WR, WR in round 1 and 2 or RB, WR.

it is ppr.

El Padrino said...

damn, tem check the drafts, i just about finished a fantasy draft for tomorrow

El Padrino said...

well not a draft but a rankings

jugdish said...

ray rice is my keeper, 5th round.



good for a 5th round pick

jugdish said...

i have three draft...2 next weekend and one the wednesday before the first game

Keef said...

"twhnbs"


::temstare::

/tem

kod said...

"kod was Carl Pavano, with the creepy mustache and all"


I wish I could grow a creepy mustache, I'd rock one fo sure (ns...at least for a little while)

kod said...

as it is, growing out only the stache makes me look like one of those kids from Jr. high who sprouts peach fuzz early, and then rocks the weak wispy stache that nobody enjoys

tem said...

"damn, tem check the drafts, i just about finished a fantasy draft for tomorrow"

what does this even mean?

kod said...

Dammit, I was the pitcher not the catcher, how many times do I have to tell you people!!

/kod


^^^^^^^^


although catcher jokes are usually funnier I have to admit...so yeah, I get it

tem said...

i don't know which players the other people are keeping.

so i can't lay out my entire draft ahead of time.

also they don't tell me who they are drafting. so i can't lay out my entire draft ahead of time.

tem said...

also they don't tell me who they are drafting ahead of time...

El Padrino said...

ok

El Padrino said...

everyone supposed to declare keepers before draft

you have a wetoddid comish

jugdish said...

We used to do keeper picks like that in my old work league, but we knew everyone's keeper pick a day or two prior to the draft.

jugdish said...

you have a wetoddid comish


i'm the commish

/tem


s

tem said...

"everyone supposed to declare keepers before draft

you have a wetoddid comish

"

this way is more challenging.

also, even if i knew their keepers i have no idea who they are going to draft.

tem said...

if i planned to pick WR and WR but chris johnson fell to me at 9 then i would be aborting the WR, WR plan...

El Padrino said...

beast

tem said...

i'll let your fantasy record speak for itself.

jugdish said...

i'll let your fantasy record speak for itself.



everyone in my league looks up to me

/Lp

El Padrino said...

if chris johnson is there at 9 you are playing fantasy football with steves and gilbert grapes

El Padrino said...

"i'll let your fantasy record speak for itself."

what fantasy record

Keef said...

"I wish I could grow a creepy mustache, I'd rock one fo sure (ns...at least for a little while)"

If I get the badge, AHIK*, I could rock the stache

Keef said...

stache and ray bans

tem said...

"if chris johnson is there at 9 you are playing fantasy football with steves and gilbert grapes"

maybe i am.

tem said...

fine, tell me exactly what pick to make with the 9th pick.

tem said...

whip out your magic 8 and a half ball and tell me what player is a gem there.

Keef said...

take andre johnson

Keef said...

strasburg done for the season. goddman

Keef said...

Stephen Strasprior

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

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