Friday, August 13, 2010

If you want dance. Dance.

All I know is I can totally be a sports talk radio host. Some of the shit they spew is crazy talk. Also on the short list of things Icould do well if I wasn't doing this job well :

Farmer, Pilot, Beekeeper, Paintball Instructor, Butcher, stock broker and that guy from Pawn Stars who knows shit about old weapons.

Funny as the Revis thing gets older the more I realize that despite getting paid alot of money to play football the Owners have ALL the leverage. Think about it. Revis aside, just about everyone is replaceable. Always another hungry football player in the shadows. I mean there isnt one cent on the Revis deal that's gteed money. He gets hurt, he's out. And if it's major then he's really fucked.

What do you think the "That" is in Metaloafs I'd Do Anything For Love song. He says he'd do ANYTHING for love but he just won't do that. What's that? Ass. He won't eat ass? Maybe THAT's what THAT is. Interesting.

Enabler. Dumb. In parenting they talk about not being an enabler to your kids habits. Just because I give her milk in the middle of the night doesnt mean I'm enabling her not to sleep. Her yelling for it makes me do it, I just want to back to fucking sleep. I hate psychotherapists.

Andy had fun yesterday at the golf tournament. Good for him, just don't understand how you can have fun following people around and watching them golf. Mind bottling*. COLOV.

Georgia State University everyone. New collitch sports program.

You know that's not even Krod's father in law. Common law wife. Herbero ain't married. If I were the owner I'd cut him. NS. I'm cold stone though*.

Next week your TOP 25 the way I see it, it's getting darker earlier = football.

347 comments:

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El Padrino said...

forgot to mention O:FB and Papelboner

El Padrino said...

i will be talking in step brothers quotes today, for most of the day just cuz that movie gets funnier (typical ferrell) each time i watch it

El Padrino said...

i might be talking to myself, lov has cancer

El Padrino said...

3 people bought in donuts today

that was not well coordinated

Bluesectomy said...

i don't remember those quotes from the movie

El Padrino said...

i cant talk to myself

El Padrino said...

"i don't remember those quotes from the movie"

POW!

kod said...

"i might be talking to myself, lov has cancer"


mad busy you; plus, some heavy shit went down last month...but I won't woe you all to death with details

El Padrino said...

"mad busy you; plus, some heavy shit went down last month...but I won't woe you all to death with details"

I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that's what you mean.

Bluesectomy said...

i don't think that's what he means

Bluesectomy said...

anybody see "the other guys" yet?

somebody tolt me it was one of will's better movies of late

Bluesectomy said...

i was hoping that mark wahlberg at least said "say hi to your mother for me" once in the movie

El Padrino said...

"anybody see "the other guys" yet?"

No... but I did start taking baby aspirin. To reduce my risk for heart attack.

kod said...

"anybody see "the other guys" yet?

somebody tolt me it was one of will's better movies of late"


-if it was in LOV, it was probably me. I thought it was WF's funniest movie since Anchorman

kod said...

"The federal judge who overturned California's same-sex marriage ban has more bad news for the measure's sponsors: he not only is unwilling to keep gay couples from marrying beyond next Wednesday, he doubts the ban's backers have the right to challenge his ruling.

Based on his interpretation of those rules, it appears the ban's sponsors can only appeal his decision with the backing of either Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger or Attorney General Jerry Brown, Walker said. But that seems unlikely as both officials refused to defend Proposition 8 in Walker's court and said last week they see no reason why gay couples should not be able to tie the knot now."


-ooooh; I know for certain if it gets to the US SC it will be reversed......I wasn't aware that the 9th Cir. might not allow it to go to them. I guess there's hope after all on this for the gays in California

Bluesectomy said...

supreme court hates gays but has a bunch of dyke justices?

El Padrino said...

"-ooooh; I know for certain if it gets to the US SC it will be reversed......I wasn't aware that the 9th Cir. might not allow it to go to them. I guess there's hope after all on this for the gays in California"


In no way, shape, or form do I feel any feelings of intimacy towards you in any way whatsoever

El Padrino said...

"supreme court hates gays but has a bunch of dyke justices?"

You're not feeling this?

JFreak said...

sounds like ol' dude has too much power if no one can appeal his ruling.

Checks and balances.

JFreak said...

EP, you would be a terrible farmer.

Also pretty sure you aren't what could be considered pilot material.

El Padrino said...

"Checks and balances."

Boats and Hoes.

kod said...

"supreme court hates gays but has a bunch of dyke justices?"

You're not feeling this?


-they don't have 5; it would be shot down 5-4 if cert gets granted, I am absolutely 100% certain of this

El Padrino said...

"EP, you would be a terrible farmer."

Are you fucking crazy, man? You sound insane. Do you realize that? You should be medicated.

Bluesectomy said...

"Also pretty sure you aren't what could be considered pilot material."

al queda begs to differ

kod said...

"sounds like ol' dude has too much power if no one can appeal his ruling.

Checks and balances."


-well, they might have to get Gov. Arnold or AG Brown to sign off in order to appeal (otherwise, arguably there is no standing to appeal)....both have indicated that they will not do so.

Bluesectomy said...

my guess is the supreme court wouldn't even hear the case

kod said...

your guess in incorrect (WADR)

El Padrino said...

"I am absolutely 100% certain of this"

In no way, shape, or form do I feel any feelings of intimacy towards you in any way whatsoever

El Padrino said...

"al queda begs to differ"

Motherfucker!

Bluesectomy said...

"your guess in incorrect (WADR)"

prove it

JFreak said...

"In no way, shape, or form do I feel any feelings of intimacy towards you in any way whatsoever"

Shockingly enough, this is already old.

El Padrino said...

"my guess is the supreme court wouldn't even hear the case"

Did we just become best friends?

El Padrino said...

"prove it"

It was in international waters, so they couldn't prosecute him. But I saw it.

kod said...

"The Twins did not balk at including hot catching prospect Wilson Ramos in a Cliff Lee package, only to then turn around and deal him for Matt Capps.

We heard that tale ourselves last month. But the more we've investigated, the clearer it's become that the Twins told the Mariners they were willing to have Ramos front their package for Lee. The Mariners just preferred the Rangers' and Yankees' offers to what the Twins dangled, because Seattle liked Justin Smoak and Jesus Montero more than Ramos"


-this makes me feel better; I've come around on the Capps trade EP

Spaceman Spiff said...

"3 people bought in donuts today

that was not well coordinated"

sounds good to me

kod said...

"prove it"


-oh, I'll remember this conversation down the line. It will probably take at least a year (assuming the 9th circuit finds standing) but it's inevitable

El Padrino said...

"Shockingly enough, this is already old."

Shut your mouth. Sh-sh-shut your mouth.

El Padrino said...

"-this makes me feel better; I've come around on the Capps trade EP"

Stay golden, Ponyboy.

Bluesectomy said...

"-oh, I'll remember this conversation down the line. It will probably take at least a year (assuming the 9th circuit finds standing) but it's inevitable"

nope

JFreak said...

Yeah, no.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Daily News has learned the Jets have had a 10-year, $120 million offer on the table for months as one of their two proposals. Although the Jets continue to insist "we are flexible on how the guaranteed money is structured, including the areas of signing bonus, roster bonus and option bonus," they have not yet attached a specific dollar figure to any guaranteed money.

The Jets say they need to agree to the total compensation before negotiating the guarantees. It's hard to argue with a $120million deal that contains sufficient guaranteed money, which would be about $25 million-$30 million."

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Revis has been looking to surpass Oakland's Nnamdi Asomugha as the highest-paid cornerback. Over the next two seasons, Asomugha will average $16.5 million. So do the math on a 10-year deal. That brings the number Revis wants in the $160 million range. Guaranteed money? Probably about $30 million."

Bluesectomy said...

Asomugha is way overpaid

Spaceman Spiff said...

revis is ghey, i dont believe that 'not 1 cent is guaranteed' bull, they just need to negotiate how much will be guaranteed. seems like he wants a huge overall contract so the numbers look big where he wont even see most of the difference, but the guaranteed money will be about the same

El Padrino said...

"revis is ghey"

Like Kobayashi.

Bluesectomy said...

he wants that title of the highest paid defensive player

probably deserves to be, but the economics have changed.

he's not dumb though, he needs to get this shit done before the next CBA is agreed to

Spaceman Spiff said...

clean knockout at the beginning

might wanna turn your sound down

Bluesectomy said...

good kick....first rule of fightclub...don't fall down

Bluesectomy said...

maybe that's the 4th rule

El Padrino said...

"good kick"

Do you wanna do karate in the garage?

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Aitch said...

"What do you think the "That" is in Metaloafs I'd Do Anything For Love song. He says he'd do ANYTHING for love but he just won't do that. What's that?"

Have you ever actually listened to the song?

Chick singer: "..and sooner or later you'll be sleeping around."

Meatloaf: "No I won't do that."

Bluesectomy said...

"Have you ever actually listened to the song?"

do you know who you're talking to?

Aitch said...

Pats game was awlsome* last night. Even though it was presaeson, it was still an entertaining game. Some of the rooks played well, others not so much. Seats were incredible.

And on the plus side, we're gonna have the same seats for 2 regular season games. One vs. the Jets, the other against the 'Phins. And no, EP, I don't mean the Marlins.

Aitch said...

"do you know who you're talking to?"

Good point.

Aitch said...

Beth is away again this week, right?

Aitch said...

This time next week, we will be in Chicago.

Aitch said...

"dat ass"

Glorious

El Padrino said...

Chick singer: "..and sooner or later you'll be sleeping around."

Meatloaf: "No I won't do that."

so he'll do anything for love but he wont cheat on anyone?

how does cheating on someone = love

maybe for one party not the other

it's senseless

Aitch said...

There were some incredible asses at the game last night. Couldn't ninja any pics tho.

Aitch said...

"how does cheating on someone = love"

In the song, love = sex

El Padrino said...

"This time next week, we will be in Chicago."

You know what your problem is? You live in a fantasy land. You refuse to get a job and you don't know what it's like to work for something.

El Padrino said...

"Couldn't ninja any pics tho."

I used ninja focus to slow my heart rate down.

Aitch said...

"You know what your problem is? You live in a fantasy land. You refuse to get a job and you don't know what it's like to work for something."

::flank steak:: on the relevance of that particular quote

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
::flank steak:: on the relevance of that particular quote"

did you even read the comments

Aitch said...

"did you even read the comments"

Yes. He said he'd be talking in Step Brother quotes. I'm just wondering what that particular quote has to do with Chicago

El Padrino said...

"I'm just wondering what that particular quote has to do with Chicago"

You don't have to talk like that. You can just say it's nice.

Aitch said...

I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

El Padrino said...

"I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!"

Yeah. You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face.

Aitch said...

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls

El Padrino said...

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls"

You want to touch these bad boys? Sorry, not gonna happen.

Aitch said...

I tea-bagged your drum set

El Padrino said...

we might be killin lov with this charade

Bluesectomy said...

i think it was already dead

El Padrino said...

true

Keef said...

So your* taking my cfb preview?

Keef said...

"Her yelling for it makes me do it"

So your* enabling her. Got it

Keef said...

"anybody see "the other guys" yet?"


Tomorrow I'm going to see The Other Guys & Middle Men

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

"What do you think the "That" is in Metaloafs I'd Do Anything For Love song. He says he'd do ANYTHING for love but he just won't do that. What's that? Ass. He won't eat ass? Maybe THAT's what THAT is. Interesting.
"


r a, r?

it is cheat.

it says so at the end when the chick sings instead of him.

Keef said...

thanks tem

Keef said...

"I heard about LeBron's little tweet today that he's remembering everybody who said anything bad about him," Barkley said Thursday on ESPN Radio 103.3 FM in Dallas/Fort Worth. "And he said 'everybody.' Well, I want him to make sure that he puts my name on that (list).
"I thought that his little one-hour special was a punk move. I thought them dancing around on the stage was a punk move, and I thought he should've stayed in Cleveland. Him joining Dwyane Wade's team was very disappointing to me."
"He's got enough people kissing his ass with his family and all the people who work for him," Barkley said. "We don't have to tell him what he wants to hear all the time. That's one of the reasons why ... some of these young guys ... my opinion is he should have stayed in Cleveland.
"That one-hour special, them jumping around on stage like punks, that wasn't cool to me. From a basketball standpoint, I wish he had stayed in Cleveland, and if he takes that as criticism, so be it.
"He knows where I'll be, I don't run. I'm on TV every week, I'm easy to find."


Chuck is grate*

Bluesectomy said...

yeah lebron...i said it too.

I'm not afraid of you, bring it..

El Padrino said...

"So your* taking my cfb preview?"

no, RIF, the way I see it,

tem said...

lebron doesn't have enough time to write down the names of everyone who criticised him.

El Padrino said...

anything for love but wont cheat makes no sense

does it mean he's not a homewrecker?

tem said...

love = sex


he'll do anything to get laid, but he won't cheat to get laid.

Mize said...

I'm alive

tem said...

number 5?

Keef said...

"love = sex


he'll do anything to get laid, but he won't cheat to get laid."



What does that even mean?

/LP

Keef said...

You knew that Attleborwoe would be all over the Meatloaf reference

tem said...

i have that meatloaf song on my ipod

Keef said...

so shuffle consists of Meatloaf & Grease 2 soundtrack?

Keef said...

and dueling banjos

Mize said...

ketchup time

tem said...

i have no dueling banjos or grease 2 songs on my ipod

El Padrino said...

fucking shocked you have an IPOD

tem said...

exfemtem got it for me for my birthday in 2008. or maybe for christmas in 2008. my birthday is in december, so i get the gifts mixed up.

tem said...

countdown to derrick brooks getting into the HOF starts now...or a year ago. i don't know.

tem said...

cgtif's birthday is coming up soon.

what should i get her....


commence with the hilarity.

Spaceman Spiff said...

box of ring pops

El Padrino said...

Fargo on DVD

El Padrino said...

Nother Exposure full series DVD box Set

El Padrino said...

Not an engagement ring.

El Padrino said...

A microwave.

Bluesectomy said...

edible underwear

El Padrino said...

A pony tail long skirt

Bluesectomy said...

university of idaho pennant

Bluesectomy said...

gift card...tell her the money's on there go get what you want

El Padrino said...

an engraved bedskirt

Bluesectomy said...

embroidered

Spaceman Spiff said...

LOST alternate ending

original vid, a classic

Bluesectomy said...

salsa dancing lesssons

Spaceman Spiff said...

grease 3, orginal home video starring you

tem said...

"gift card...tell her the money's on there go get what you want"

fits my style

Bluesectomy said...

naked pictures of kathy ireland

Bluesectomy said...

kegorater

tem said...

those are for my birthday

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Greg Gutfeld from Fox News’ Red Eye announced today via his blog that he is actively speaking to investors and plans on opening a gay bar next to the controversial mosque being built near Ground Zero in New York. To make matters worse (better?) the bar will be specifically designed to cater to homosexuals of the Islamic faith. "

gay muslims, EPs nightmare

tem said...

ep is going to prison now.

100% chance he bombs that place

El Padrino said...

gay muslims, EPs nightmare

WFT

kod said...

"gay muslims, EPs nightmare"


Gay muslim dating website? Suite, I'll be rich!


/EP

kod said...

new sets of cookware


a gift and a hint

Spaceman Spiff said...

"One of the stranger offseasons in recent San Francisco 49ers history took another unexpected twist when 2009 third-round choice Glen Coffee told the team he was retiring Friday. "

WFT

El Padrino said...

AIDS or he's a gay muslim

El Padrino said...

i thought if you were a true muslim you could never be gay

dont they kill gays in their countries

El Padrino said...

i'm shook

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i thought if you were a true muslim you could never be gay"

cmon son

true catholic priests be molesting boys

Spaceman Spiff said...

"dont they kill gays in their countries"


USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!

Mize said...

"cmon son

true catholic priests be molesting boys"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

"Nother Exposure full series DVD box Set"

1) YMSOAB

2)femtem is from North Dakota, not Alaska

Keef said...

"dont they kill gays in their countries"


There* in the USA now

El Padrino said...

)femtem is from North Dakota, not Alaska

same thing

El Padrino said...

"cmon son

true catholic priests be molesting boys"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^

yeah i know
jus sayin, in those countires homo = death

El Padrino said...

granted they are here so they can act fruity here

El Padrino said...

i hope when they build that mosque somehow they scretely install spying equipment to keep it under survelliance

kod said...

"Eid al-Fitr, a joyous holiday marking the end of the holy month of Ramadan, this year falls around Sept. 11. Muslim leaders fear that their gatherings for prayer and festivities could be misinterpreted by those unfamiliar with Islam as a celebration of the 2001 terrorist strikes."


easy EP, easy

Keef said...

Dude I work with at HD told me that some pastor in Florida is planning on having some ceremony and burning a ton of copies of the Quran on 9/11.
Shit is dumb

Keef said...

this guy

tem said...

i love it when people ask me questions at work that i can't possibly know the answer to.


hey, tem look at this, i'm going to show this to the edr folks, they'll do this deal won't they?


how the fuck do i know what they will do?

tem said...

"Dude I work with at HD told me that some pastor in Florida is planning on having some ceremony and burning a ton of copies of the Quran on 9/11.
Shit is dumb"

you should be doing more work and less talking at the HD. talking is what causes you to fall off of things.

kod said...

"Jones — who has written a book titled "Islam is of The Devil" and sells T-shirts bearing the same message — says his life is being threatened after getting international attention for his plans."


shocking (eteo); if you threaten to burn someone's sacred text (whether it be the Bible, Quran, Torah...or whatever) probably safe to assume you're going to get death threats

Keef said...

your* a smat* dude, tem. You should know

El Padrino said...

"Muslim leaders fear"

love that line

tem said...

if he was a true man of God he would not fear death.

El Padrino said...

tem they must know your a scientist

Keef said...

"you should be doing more work and less talking at the HD. talking is what causes you to fall off of things."

We have a 15 minute brake* at 10:00 (PST), which is where we do our talking

tem said...

actually my answer to the work question was no they won't do the deal.

they aren't dumb and know that the idiot negotiating on our end is an idiot.

he'll get backed into a corner and give up way more than he needs to.

tem said...

"We have a 15 minute brake* at 10:00 (PST), which is where we do our talking"


that's cool, but I thought you didn't speak spanish.

Keef said...

"he'll get backed into a corner and give up way more than he needs to."


Chump

/steve


RIP steve

Keef said...

"that's cool, but I thought you didn't speak spanish."

::No comprendo::

tem said...

"::No comprendo::"

because everyone that works at HD is mexican.

tem said...

except you i guess

tem said...

so in order to talk to them you'd have to know spanish.

tem said...

because they are mexican and speak spanish.

tem said...

spanish is the main language in mexico.

tem said...

mexico is where the mexicans come from.

tem said...

so they came from a spanish speaking country, to AZ to work at home depot and talk to you.

tem said...

but they don't speak english.

tem said...

except words like taco, burrito, enchilada and alexis texas.

Keef said...

"so in order to talk to them you'd have to know spanish."


Spiff is mexican, he speaks english

Keef said...

or maybe he speaks spanish, but types in english

tem said...

i thought spiff was asian.

also he isn't at HD.

tem said...

i think it is funny that in NASCAR the guy who qualifies the best is considered to be "sitting on the pole"

kod said...

"i thought spiff was asian."


he is; you can't teach internet ninja skills like he has

Keef said...

"i thought spiff was asian."

He's bolth


"also he isn't at HD."

You didn't say it had to be at HD. You said if someone is mexican, they speak spanish

Keef said...

don't ruin the day by talking about nascar and dong, tem

tem said...

"so they came from a spanish speaking country, to AZ to work at home depot and talk to you."


i said they came to work at home depot and talk to you.

Keef said...

"i said they came to work at home depot and talk to you."


apology accepted

tem said...

also "they" in my rant meant people who work at HD that aren't you.

Keef said...

"also "they" in my rant meant people who work at HD that aren't you."

That makes no sense

/LP

Keef said...

I didn't win powerball

El Padrino said...

shit there goes Plan B

Keef said...

I did not know until just now that today is Friday the 13th

kod said...

"I didn't win powerball"


that reminded me of 6 unchecked tickets I had from late July in my wallet




nada

kod said...

man, an 8/9/10, and a Friday the 13th in the same week

Keef said...

Thanks Obama!

kod said...

"Greene, an unemployed military veteran, handily defeated Vic Rawl, a former lawmaker and judge who had been considered an easy win by Democrats. Up to that point, Greene had done no visible campaigning and had no website, fundraising or staff.

After AP reported Greene's arrest on federal pornography charges, South Carolina Democratic Party leaders called on him to withdraw his candidacy. South Carolina law prohibits convicted felons from serving in state office, but there is no such rule for the U.S. House or Senate.

Greene has said he's staying in the race. In the months since his victory, Greene has given a series of awkward interviews to reporters clamoring for more information on the man who lives in Manning with his ailing father. In one interview, he suggested that the state's economy could be improved by making and selling action figures depicting him in his uniform."

-seriously; we all know there was a glitch in the voting system, he should definitely step down....although I would be interested in purchasing one of those action figures (ns)

kod said...

and I mean he should step down because of the federal charges he was just indicted on....not because something got messed up with the voting (hell, even if I won that way I wouldn't step down...dude dropped down 10K just to run)

Keef said...

Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow

Mize said...

I'm seriously thinking about quitting my job & moving in with my parents for a while. I can't deal with this level of incompetence much longer.

Keef said...

Did anyone mention Linda McMahon winning the primary in Connecticut?

Keef said...

or whatever it's called that she won

El Padrino said...

lindsay looking fly in Maxim

kod said...

or whatever it's called that she won


primary is correct; I haven't read about her yet though

my guy for gov (Dayton) won his primary, so I'm happy

kod said...

I was a little surprised that he won, since the DFL endorsed someone else

Keef said...

"lindsay looking fly in Maxim"

Saw that in my mail today. I'll take heat for this, but she doesn't do it for me

Keef said...

What is this "IT" that keef is talking about?

/LP

Keef said...

"primary is correct; I haven't read about her yet though"

You know who Linda McMahon is, no?

Keef said...

I want to read Jesse Ventura's book

Keef said...

I'm not even a political person, but it sounds like his book is alright

kod said...

"You know who Linda McMahon is, no?"


-only after I googled her a minute ago

kod said...

SGs column today was surprisingly good IMO


every now and then he can still put out a quality article....I think that's why I read through 90% of his other crap

Keef said...

reading SG is like golfing

El Padrino said...

"Saw that in my mail today. I'll take heat for this, but she doesn't do it for me"

she'd eat your ass

Keef said...

I don't need my as. eaten

kod said...

"Target's $150,000 donation to a business-oriented group supporting Republican Tom Emmer, an outspoken opponent of gay marriage, was one of the first big corporate contributions to become known after the U.S. Supreme Court threw out prohibitions on corporate spending in elections earlier this year.

The Minneapolis-based chain has gone from defending the donation as a business decision to apologizing and saying it would carefully review its future giving. But the protests have continued." Target is currently negotiating with protestors who are demanding they match the contribution to a gay-friendly candidate of their choosing.


Dear Gays

I apologize for my previous open letter; you were right after all


kod

Keef said...

scott pilgrim vs the world looks really dumb

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

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