Friday, August 06, 2010

I talk you listen

We haven't talked much about Collitch* footyball lately. I can see everyone salivating for NFL but no college thirst? We all love college football so this has SAS me. You got a bunch of coaches heading into YEAR 3 which is big in the world of recruiting. As you know it's their guys they recruited so pretty much Year 3 is the year to start raising expectations, depending what program it is. I'm obviously looking at you Rich Rodriguez. Also you have Mike Sherman, Paul Johnson, Neuheisel, etc. Couple more. Also the realignment thing. Should be interesting. Lane Kiffin saga, also if they go undefeated they can't play in a bowl game so USC haters should root for that scenario.

I noticed Boise St. is returning 21 of the 22 players from last year's undefeated team. Crazy. What does Florida look like without Tebow?

Did Alabama lose too much defensive power to repeat?

Dion Lewis for Heisman?

Petrino year 3, jus sayin

Stanford, Andrew Luck, etc.

Landry Jones break out? Got some experience last year for sure.

Mike Riley believes in that program to turn down USC (interview but still), I like the Beavers.

Tons of other subplots to this upcoming season. Can hardly wait.

Something about 65 degrees, sun, heros, beers and football. The October comes and it's 50's and pot roasts and chilli's and Ocktoberfest beer and football. Fucking best time of the year.

NFL thoughts.......

I side with Revis. He outplayed his contract, give him another. Owners always have all the leverage anyway so it's not like Revis is "pulling one over on em".

Steelers are going to suck. Gonna be bold here but Browns might finish with a better record. I haven't peeped schedules yet so dont hold me two* it.

Also preview Sept 3rd post. Will have all the analysis you can handle.

Packers getting mad love for super bowl. Dangerous.

Rex Ryan breathes out of his ass.

Dolphins. AFC East champs. Book it.



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jugdish said...

mom put a breathalizer in the minivan


hilarity from last night

jugdish said...

I side with Revis. He outplayed his contract, give him another. Owners always have all the leverage anyway so it's not like Revis is "pulling one over on em".



The big issue here is not that he deserves more money, but that the Raiders gave their CB a shit ton of money...a hell of a lot more than any other CB is making and that's what Revis wants. The Jets shouldn't have to overpay just because Al Davis did.

jugdish said...

Posted by I love Keef TOO!




cracked me up

Beth said...

There may not have been a lot of college football talk on LOV, but it's in full swing around here of course. Dawgs have a new starting QB so it seems like there's a daily article about him and his progress.

Beth said...

Gotta love this quote from Tim Hudson (who went to Auburn) in today's AJC referring to the Braves newest call-up, even if he was apparently joking:

"“Anybody that plays in the SEC is definitely head and shoulders above anybody else."

I love Keef TOO! said...

Al Davis always fucks up the pay scales

member fucking Heyward Bey

ruined Crabtree's year

I love Keef TOO! said...

i dont have too love that quote

I love Keef TOO! said...

UGLY JOBS REPORT: 131,000 Lost In July, Stocks Heading Lower


fugly

I love Keef TOO! said...

love the way you lie video is hot

tem said...

WVU is getting some NCAA heat from the Rrod era. And maybe some new guy shit too.

Also I don't understand why the new WVU coach gets a free pass for sucking.

He is slowly killing the program, but most fans are OK with that.

tem said...

IMO most fans are ok with it because no good coach out there wants to go to WVU right now....maybe ever.

Maybe Huggy Bear can coach football too.

tem said...

"The Jets shouldn't have to overpay just because Al Davis did."

^^^^

yeah Revis is setting the market based on one outlier. you can't do that.

he needs a raise, but not that much of one.

tem said...

"131,000 Lost In July, Stocks Heading Lower"


July is always tough on losing things. far more pool activity in july because of the heat.

tem said...

4th of july weekend is killer for losing things

tem said...

goddman pools

tem said...

i think al davis fucks things up on purpose.

tem said...

he says to himself..."i'm dead now, or at least soon. i can wreck the payscales for all these teams and cause a labor stoppage."

tem said...

al davis is ruthless

tem said...

el pad would luv him

tem said...

if he didn't already promise his heart to keef

tem said...

where is miss?

tem said...

jug knows

tem said...

jug is in a relationship. does exfemjug know?

I love Keef TOO! said...

"WVU is getting some NCAA heat from the Rrod era. And maybe some new guy shit too."

R T, R?

tem said...

exfemtem lost it (tolt her to check the pool) when tem got in a new relationship

tem said...

was funny because that was after she had dated like 3 other dudes and tried to rub my face in it

tem said...

maybe not tried on purpose, but thought i'd like to hear about it.

tem said...

but i was ok with it because we were done.

tem said...

but then when tem started dating someone she freaked out.

tem said...

anyway, i noticed someone tried to stop my run with 1 post.

tem said...

1 post does not stop a tem run

tem said...

i blow through 1 comment like kod blows through a CL

tem said...

or like el pad blows through an olive garden

Blue said...

or like beth blows through a lawyer

tem said...

or like blue blows through a new mansion

Blue said...

college football doesn't suck me until later in the month

tem said...

did blue go out lawn drinking last night?

Beth said...

Or like beth blows through lawyers.

tem said...

tem played vball against a team called "barkers beauties"

it was false advertising. the girls were all ugly.

Beth said...

damn, too slow today.

Blue said...

i know this won't help the "blue is rich" stereotype

but cmblue has been interviewing "housekeepers" this week

she's a stay at home mom...WFT?

tem said...

"R T, R?"

what? you wanted to talk college football...

don't get all R T, R on me for talking about your chosen topic.

Blue said...

"did blue go out lawn drinking last night"

no, although they were out there...I went to chilis

tem said...

"i know this won't help the "blue is rich" stereotype"

twhnbs

Beth said...

"it was false advertising. the girls were all ugly."

Bob might disagree.

tem said...

"but cmblue has been interviewing "housekeepers" this week"

are they all hot guys?

Blue said...

did you ask them if they had been spayed or neutered?

tem said...

"Bob might disagree."

no.

if bob saw them he would immediately ask if we had spayed all those dogs.

Beth said...

"i know this won't help the "blue is rich" stereotype"

Stereotypes are often based in fact, as is this one obviously.

Blue said...

"are they all hot guys?"

no, i guess the chick "we" picked is some czech lady, she sounds hot though

tem said...

wow 1st a beth blows lawyers i2i then a spay/nueter joke i2i

Blue said...

blue has the i2i run going today

tem said...

"no, i guess the chick "we" picked is some czech lady, she sounds hot though'


so cmblue is trying to get you to fuck the housekeeper so that she can divorce you and take all the money and houses?

tem said...

then we nailed the i2i acknowledgement i2i

tem said...

could be a banner day for i2is

I love Keef TOO! said...

"don't get all R T, R on me for talking about your chosen topic."

i mentioned WVU yesterday

I love Keef TOO! said...

woman are so fucking lazy

ns

tem said...

"i mentioned WVU yesterday"

hence your chosen topic.

Blue said...

"woman are so fucking lazy"

her point is that we have 2 rambunctious kids and the house is bigger than our old one, so she can't keep up with it. Just the cleaning showers and toilets and shit part.

tem said...

"woman are so fucking lazy

ns"

say this to cmelpad. but wait until we can all watch. it'll be awesome.

tem said...

tem thought about getting a cleaning service to come in and clean about once every other month.

i can do the laundry and basic cleaning, but dusting the tv stand and shit like that never happens.

tem said...

vaccuum under the couch? i think not. i'll do the places where people walk.

Blue said...

Boise State does return it's whole team...but, they play a tougher sked this year.

Open with VA Tech at FredEx field in DC.

They have Oregon State at home this year too.

and have to go to Idaho (s)

Blue said...

"tem thought about getting a cleaning service to come in and clean about once every other month."

yeah, this will be every 2 weeks and it's only like $70 bucks each time, which isn't really that bad

Blue said...

The talk in Boise is that if they can win at Va Tech (asiik)...they'll have a shot to run the table again

I love Keef TOO! said...

women are lazy comment stands

they are always "so tired" or need to lay down for a lil bit

I love Keef TOO! said...

dont know what two kids are like yet but one kid is easy, as far as keeping up with the house

Beth said...

"vaccuum under the couch? i think not. i'll do the places where people walk."

Don't forget about under the bedskirt too.

I love Keef TOO! said...

"i can do the laundry and basic cleaning, but dusting the tv stand and shit like that never happens."

like once a month is fine for that, you can do it

swifter son, do work

I love Keef TOO! said...

"say this to cmelpad. but wait until we can all watch. it'll be awesome."

negative batman

I love Keef TOO! said...

"He was born in Saudi Arabia and spent time in New York and Florida. Then he vanished. Investigators allege Adnan Shukrijumah is now a leader in al Qaeda."

see what im sayin

Beth said...

"woman are so fucking lazy

ns"

"they are always "so tired" or need to lay down for a lil bit"


I think I'll pass on this topic.

I love Keef TOO! said...

Dan Conner lost 100lbs. Still fat.

I love Keef TOO! said...

65 years today, Hiroshima

Blue said...

"dont know what two kids are like yet but one kid is easy, as far as keeping up with the house"

second kid isn't that bad until they become mobile, then you have to like watch the all the time

Blue said...

"they are always "so tired" or need to lay down for a lil bit"


isn't your wife pregnant?

I love Keef TOO! said...

Coaches Top 25 is out

Alabama is 1

Blue said...

preseason polls are dumb

Blue said...

Iower is 10? i don't think so tim

Blue said...

forgot to add torn knee ligament for Clady to O:FD

Beth said...

"isn't your wife pregnant?"

That's no excuse!

/ep

I love Keef TOO! said...

"isn't your wife pregnant?"

yes, but i'm talking all the time
maybe i'm being too hard on her, she works too

I love Keef TOO! said...

should get her thyroid checked out

/ep

Beth said...

"yes, but i'm talking all the time"

You have no idea how tiring it must be being married to you.

Blue said...

cmblue: I want to get a housekeeper

blue: what do I get?

cmblue: a happy wife

blue: can i sleep with the hot receptionist?

(that's not exactly how the conversation went)

Blue said...

blue did have a dream about the national marketing manager last night though...she's kind of hot as well, a little older though, mid-30's

Mize said...

college football sucks

Beth said...

cmblue: I'm hiring a housekeeper.

blue: Why? You're a stay at home mom, that's YOUR job.

cmblue: If you ever want to get laid again you better shut up right now.

blue: (silence)

= More realistic version of the conversation.

Blue said...

blue is going to make 2 CFB trips this year. Boise State is playing Wyoming in Laramie September 18th, next weekend Idaho is playing Colorado State in Fort Collins...back 2 back weekends of debauchery

Blue said...

I think the rockies put in a waiver claim on Adam Dunn.

either to block him from going to SF or to claim him themselves

Blue said...

beth's version is probably closer to the truth

it was something like "if i don't have to clean the house, i won't be so tired when you want to do it"

I love Keef TOO! said...

"cmblue: a happy wife"

happy wife, happy life

I love Keef TOO! said...

"college football sucks"

youn dont like football, got it

Blue said...

he lives in a shithole area for CFB, I get it

Blue said...

he doesn't appreciate the pageantry and majesty and grace of cfb


/h

Mize said...

Goddman pirates are at it again

I love Keef TOO! said...

"he lives in a shithole area for CFB, I get it"

cmon, Big Ten is not that bad and Madison, WI is like a top 5 college party town

stop it

Mize said...

"he lives in a shithole area for CFB, I get it"


No local team

I love Keef TOO! said...

I live in a shitty area for CFB.

Blue said...

"Goddman pirates are at it again"

don't worry, they're done playing the rockies after this series and can go back to being the shittiest team in the NL

jugdish said...

where is miss?



stupid phone spell fixer

my phone Lp'd my text message

jugdish said...

jug is in a relationship. does exfemjug know?

not sure. i don't know if she can see my fb page or not, and im not friends with her, nor do i ever talk to her.

jugdish said...

we have enough mutual friends so i wouldn't be surprised if she knew

tem said...

temhio is a shitty area for cfb.

tem said...

i am sure someone told her by now, but i wondered if she saw who you were dating now.

jugdish said...

i am sure someone told her by now, but i wondered if she saw who you were dating now.


if she saw she'd proably shit a brick since they used to hang out about 6 years ago

Blue said...

is she hotter than excmjug?

jugdish said...

houston is a good area for cfb with college station and austin close by

Mize said...

""The Jets shouldn't have to overpay just because Al Davis did."

^^^^

yeah Revis is setting the market based on one outlier. you can't do that.

he needs a raise, but not that much of one."


Um, when did we start rooting for the bossman and not the workers? Would you ever do that at your job?

jugdish said...

is she hotter than excmjug?



i defintely think so

Mize said...

"cmon, Big Ten is not that bad and Madison, WI is like a top 5 college party town

stop it"


Madison is not near me

tem said...

"Um, when did we start rooting for the bossman and not the workers? Would you ever do that at your job?"

when the workers make that much they are all bossmen to me.

i wouldn't do it at my job because nobody here makes $65M over 7 years or whatever the raider got.

tem said...

if some dude here was making a few hundred thousand a year and wanted that upped to several million per year i'd say the same thing.

tem said...

you'd say the same thing if dummy wanted to go from whatever she makes per hour to $25,000 per hour.

jugdish said...

"Um, when did we start rooting for the bossman and not the workers? Would you ever do that at your job?"



gotta be realistic though. everyone thinks he deserves a raise...just not as much as he is asking for

I love Keef TOO! said...

"Madison is not near me"

you live in big ten country, pretty much

I love Keef TOO! said...

i nerve* said he should get Ashomunghdafatyuo* numbers i just think he needs a raise

tem said...

"you live in big ten country, pretty much"


it's not SEC country

tem said...

saing you side with Revis is saying you think he should get more than Ashomunghdafatyuo* numbers...because that is Revis' side.

Mize said...

"65 years today, Hiroshima"


NAGASAKI!

jugdish said...

Cowherd just said the UFC "Let's get ready to rumble!" guy has made over 400 million from that...crazy

i need a catch phrase

jugdish said...

saing you side with Revis is saying you think he should get more than Ashomunghdafatyuo* numbers...because that is Revis' side.



he should at least make overtime

/miss

I love Keef TOO! said...

what it's like, NFL Training camp

good read

tem said...

the UFC guy isn't the let's get ready to rumble guy.

he is the brother of the let's get ready to rumble guy.

tem said...

that's why he never says "let's get ready to rumble"

he always says "it's tiiiime"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Cowherd just said the UFC "Let's get ready to rumble!" guy has made over 400 million from that...crazy

i need a catch phrase"

hilarity

UFC guy is "lets get ready to rumble"s brother, dont think he's made anything off that phrase

jugdish said...

the UFC guy isn't the let's get ready to rumble guy.

he is the brother of the let's get ready to rumble guy.


oops

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem wins

jugdish said...

well someone made a lot of money off that phrase

tem said...

the two brothers apparently have a company that they both own 50% of.

the company makes the money, so i guess the UFC guy banked some coin from the phrase too.

i guess. i am not privy to what catchphrases are company products and which ones aren't

jugdish said...

the company makes the money, so i guess the UFC guy banked some coin from the phrase too.


all i know is i bought a tshirt with that phrase on it from tjokes, so someone is making some bank


s

Mize said...

"saing you side with Revis is saying you think he should get more than Ashomunghdafatyuo* numbers...because that is Revis' side."


He should get however much money he can. Many people think he's the best defensive player in the NFL. If that's the case, he should be paid accordingly.

Mize said...

What the fuck, Mike?

jugdish said...

He should get however much money he can. Many people think he's the best defensive player in the NFL. If that's the case, he should be paid accordingly.

isn't he under contract though? why not try to work this issue and still show up and honor the contract?

Mize said...

"isn't he under contract though? why not try to work this issue and still show up and honor the contract?"

Because he's worth more than that. And if he suffers a career ending injury, then what?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Montana Fishburne is clarifying her decision to star in a porno and wants to make it clear she’s not doing it to break into the mainstream."
"“Being in an adult film is not a big deal to me,” Montana Fishburne, 18, tells PEOPLE. “It’s something I always wanted to do. I have always been comfortable in my body and with my sexuality.”
“I am not in porn to get into acting. I am in porn because I wanted to be in porn,” she says bluntly."


don't blame her, lots of dongs in porn

/EP

Mize said...

The average NFL career is what, 4-5 years? And NFL players die young as fuck, and have major brain injuries. Fuck you, pay me.

Mize said...

And if he ends up holding out into the season, the Jets will get thrown all over on. Then, they'll pay him.

Good players are an investment that provide large returns.

Spaceman Spiff said...

morpheus supposedly tried to buy every single DVD from Vivid, but they had already shipped out

hilarity

I love Keef TOO! said...

porn is lucrative

I love Keef TOO! said...

i agree 100% with meiz on Revis

like i said owners have all the control

I love Keef TOO! said...

the comments are good after the article

Mize said...

"i agree 100% with meiz on Revis

like i said owners have all the control"


Fuckin right.


And that's why there won't be NFL football in 2011. There is entirely too much damning evidence that shows how dangerous football really is.

Mize said...

And fuck Tom Brady for his sell out, punk bitch comments about not being one of those guys that whines about not getting paid enough. How in the fuck did he ever thing it would be a good idea to make a statement that contradicts the Union that he's a goddamn member of.

Keef said...

"Gonna be bold here but Browns might finish with a better record. I haven't peeped schedules yet so dont hold me two* it."


Haven't ketched* up, so I might be in a long line here. Bet?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"How in the fuck did he ever thing it"

nice, rare HDH from meiz

Keef said...

"women are lazy comment stands

they are always "so tired" or need to lay down for a lil bit"


Lucky lady, that cmlp

Keef said...

"swifter son, do work"

THYSIIRL

tem said...

""isn't he under contract though? why not try to work this issue and still show up and honor the contract?"

Because he's worth more than that. And if he suffers a career ending injury, then what?"

i agree with the holdout. and that he should get more.

i just don't agree he should be the highest paid...not yet and not while he is under contract.

tem said...

"The average NFL career is what, 4-5 years? And NFL players die young as fuck, and have major brain injuries. Fuck you, pay me."

maybe arguments he should have used when he was negotiating the contract he is currently under.

Keef said...

"Madison is not near me"

What is it, about 12 hours away?

/LP

tem said...

by the by, the average NFL career is only 4-5 years because of all the shitty players that get released after 1 year or less.

if you take the average NFL career of the really good players...defining really good is tough so let's say people who have made at least 2 All Pro team it shoots up to about 10 years.

and yes, if revis thinks he should be the highest paid defender then he should be making multiple all pro teams.

Keef said...

"if you take the average NFL career of the really good players...defining really good is tough so let's say people who have made at least 2 All Pro team it shoots up to about 10 years"


What about elite players?

/LP

tem said...

elite players are over 12 years.

I love Keef TOO! said...

top 15 chains in america

1) The Cheesecake Factory
2) Texas Roadhouse
3) Red Robin Gourmet Burgers
4) Olive Garden
5) Ruby Tuesday
6) Red Lobster
7) P.F. Chang's China Bistro
8) Longhorn Steakhouse
9) Outback Steakhouse
10) Cracker Barrel
11) T.G.I. Friday's
12) Golden Corral
13) Applebee's Neighborhood Grill & Bar
14) Chili's
15) IHOP

I love Keef TOO! said...

"Haven't ketched* up, so I might be in a long line here. Bet?"

no, i said dont hold me to it
we can bet on any of the predictions i make in the preview though

tem said...

how is mcdonalds not a top 15 chain?

tem said...

because it is franchised??

tem said...

SAS that Texas Roadhouse is above Outback and Longhorn.

we have tons more of the Outbacks and Longhorns than Texas Roadhouses here.

Must be different elsewhere.

I love Keef TOO! said...

mickey d's fast food

tem said...

so fast food places aren't chains?

Keef said...

"we have tons more of the Outbacks and Longhorns than Texas Roadhouses here.

Must be different elsewhere."


We used to have Longhorns here but they all closed. I like it a lot more than Texas Roadhouse or Outback

Keef said...

"so fast food places aren't chains?"


top 15 restaurant chains in america

*fized


better?

tem said...

yes that is better.

makes more sense to me.


didn't know why places like subway, burger king, etc didn't make his list.

could have been because they are fast food, could have been because they are franchises and not chains (i dunno).

either way i didn't want to drag the mat out of the closet and assume something.

I love Keef TOO! said...

bossman out and gone for two weeks

suite

tem said...

don't you have to do some of his work now in addition to your own?

I love Keef TOO! said...

save money like a man

I love Keef TOO! said...

"don't you have to do some of his work now in addition to your own?"

correction, big bossman
no work to do

if it were direct bossman yes

I love Keef TOO! said...

big bossman is such a ball buster

tem said...

is that why cmelpad says on FB that your balls are always busted?

tem said...

so what came of the Sonnen punking Rome yesterday, or whatever happened?

Blue said...

he trolled him

Spaceman Spiff said...

"11) T.G.I. Friday's
12) Golden Corral
13) Applebee's Neighborhood Grill & Bar
14) Chili's"

always thought it was

TGIF
chili's
applebees

jeebus, those applebees commercials must be working, chili's needs to step up, thats embarrassing

Blue said...

way more chilis around here than applebees or tgifs

I love Keef TOO! said...

applebees is the absoulte worse

Blue said...

that list can't be number of locations, right?

cheesecake factory has like 2 locations in most cities

Spaceman Spiff said...

"that list can't be number of locations, right?"

was a survey

I love Keef TOO! said...

who the fuck is gonna pay to see that pirahana movie?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"who the fuck is gonna pay to see that pirahana movie?"

you are, kelly brook's nekkid in it

tem said...

is E. Shue was nekkid in it then i would pay to go see it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

mcnabb scurred

I love Keef TOO! said...

"you are, kelly brook's nekkid in it"

naked?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Isiah Thomas to serve as New York Knicks' consultant "



hilarity

tem said...

they are going to do the except opposite* of what he says to do

Spaceman Spiff said...

"naked?"

nekkid

I love Keef TOO! said...

i see, this changes everything

I love Keef TOO! said...

where is steve, does he go to a tard summer camp or something

Mize said...

login comment

jugdish said...

where is steve, does he go to a tard summer camp or something


hilarity

Keef said...

"so what came of the Sonnen punking Rome yesterday, or whatever happened?"


Nothing much. Rome talkt* about it to start the show today but he basically said Sonnen is full of shit and just trying to get more ppv buys

I love Keef TOO! said...

do you think it's disrespectful to call you by your last name?

it's annoying, i dont like it

jugdish said...

do you think it's disrespectful to call you by your last name?

it's annoying, i dont like it


i don't think its disrespectful padrino

s

AJA, I don't, but I come from the military and its common.

Keef said...

"do you think it's disrespectful to call you by your last name?"


Nope.

I love Keef TOO! said...

then what the fuck is the first name for

tem said...

"do you think it's disrespectful to call you by your last name?"


negative

Keef said...

"then what the fuck is the first name for"

Then what is the last name for?

tem said...

"do you think it's disrespectful to call you by your last name?"

where did this come from?

I love Keef TOO! said...

be clear, no Mr. in front of the name

simply ::last name:: blurted out

Keef said...

SG column is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

tem said...

what the fuck is the middle name for?

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