Monday, August 23, 2010

I love the way you lie

There was something I really wanted to talk about in the post today but I totally forgot what it was about. I thought about it on Saturday and what I was going to say, and now I have no idear what it was. The lesson for you kids, don't get old.

I guess everyone made it out of Chicago ok. Cubs girl is a no-showing bitch, too. Ho!I hope tem's post tomorrow is basically a runny* diary of the entire weekend. NS

Sweet Lou quit yesterday. I'd make jokes about him quittin but I guess his mom's pretty sick so he gets a free pass. But the Cubs are awful. Explains why Cubs chick is awful.
I don't know why ou say shit like that. She doesn't even like sports at all. /mize

Am I the only one here who's been watching the 85 bachelor show? If so, fuck all ya'll bitches. It's a grate* show. That Rubi chick is smoking hot.

LOV MLB bets update... Cincy is 10 games ahead of the Mess & 13 games ahead of the Breer's. Which means that the Mess are also 3 games ahead of the Breer's. And the Braves are 11 games ahead of the Mess. Start figuring out how to ship that kielbasa, LP. Jinx

Footyball season is coming up on us pretty quickly. First NFL game is in 17 days. Does anyone here have a team that they root for? /aitch

I think some folks here watched that Arrested Development show, right? Me & cmk watched the pilot show on Netflix yesterday. It looks alright, I think we're gonna start the series. Is it a decent show?

Miners found alive, hiding in mine

Goddman softball was canceled last night. We got a shit ton of rain on Saturday night and apparently the fields were still unplayable on Sunday night. I guess they the grounds crew left the state because they didn't have their papers.

This coming weekend is gonna be suite. We've got an all day sales meeting down in Tucson on Friday. That part is not suite, but the suite part is that the meeting is over at 4:00ish (PST), and for the rest of the night it's an open bar. I've tolt* myself that I'm gonna lay low and just have a few so I can get up early on Saturday to drive back home, but 10 hours of free booze only happens once every blue moon. mmmmmmmmmmmm....Blue Moon. Then our $FNFL draft is on Sunday. So I'm looking forward to the weekend. Which means the rest of the week is going to be awful. Woe. I sound like mizaitch now.

Next week: NCAA footyball preview. Hold your breathe*.

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Beth said...

"Is it a decent show?"

Arrested Development is a great show - ask Kod, he knows.

Of course you're a guy who doesn't like Family Guy so who knows when it comes to you.

tem said...

Beth knows

Beth said...

So tem, I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to hear about the trip, or are you saving that for tomorrow's post?

Beth said...

Does meiz woe as much in real life? Did H beat anyone up? Did Jug injure himself?

El Padrino said...

just from random text messages i can only assume the trip was awesome

El Padrino said...

goddamn kielbasa bet

El Padrino said...

off to a fast start

El Padrino said...

Philly requiring bloggers to pay $300 for 'license'...


aaaannnddd O:FP is in full schwing*

tem said...

"Does meiz woe as much in real life?"

no and he is a drinking soldier. stayed up all night saturday night.

"Did H beat anyone up?"

no, almost beat us up though when we pulled him away from a bachorlette party.


"Did Jug injure himself?"

just brain cells.

tem said...

also apparently rev has the phone number of pretty much every LOV member.

Beth said...

So there was no appearance by cubs chick?

Todd Packer said...

"also apparently rev has the phone number of pretty much every LOV member."

did rev make a summit call?

tem said...

no. she couldn't come out and play.

she had a death in the family. so maybe it was a legit reason, maybe she was lying. we'll never know.

tem said...

yes. rev called in on saturday while we were at the bar with batting cages.

Todd Packer said...

"yes. rev called in on saturday while we were at the bar with batting cages."

batting tips?

tem said...

i honestly don't remember what we talked about

tem said...

i was watching this hot chick hit softballs and not really paying attention to him.

El Padrino said...

parkour

Keef said...

"just from random text messages i can only assume the trip was awesome"


^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

"batting tips?"

hilarity

tem said...

I am dead tired today

Beth said...

So dead tired is what they call hungover in temhio, got it.

tem said...

have we talked about mariotti yet?

tem said...

fucking hate that guy

tem said...

"So dead tired is what they call hungover in temhio, got it."

no i was hungover saturday. i am dead tired today.

El Padrino said...

that loudmouth chicago reporter?

i read a tweet he was in jail and didnt even care to look up why or how

Keef said...

I was SAS Mariotti had a gf

El Padrino said...

he whupped her as.?

Keef said...

yeah

tem said...

apparently he beat her up in public.

tem said...

haven't seen much on espn about it...

Keef said...

"haven't seen much on espn about it..."


Yeah, that's bullshit. If it was an ath-a-lete, it would be all over ESPN.

El Padrino said...

me neither, she must have disagreed with him about Farve

Keef said...

Favre

El Padrino said...

yeah whatever

El Padrino said...

poor aniston

tem said...

"Yeah, that's bullshit. If it was an ath-a-lete, it would be all over ESPN."

if it was skunkpatch or whitlock it would be all over ESPN

tem said...

"poor aniston"

what?

El Padrino said...

her movie bombed again

Keef said...

Man, I just heard Piniella's post game press conference. He was balling*.

Keef said...

Hilarity
Fucking golf.

tem said...

i didn't even know she had a movie out.

tem said...

i didn't know she was a movie star either.

she is a tv star. should stick to that.

El Padrino said...

"He was balling*."

hate when old people cry

tem said...

"LPGA Director of Tournament Competitions Sue Witters said a viewer noticed the device from the television broadcast of the event and contacted tournament officials."


how the fuck did the viewer even know how to contact tournament officials?

El Padrino said...

fucking andy

Keef said...

Jesus Chris*

Spaceman Spiff said...

back from napa, HDH

glazed pork belly at Redd, i came

michael chiarello joint Bottega, dont wanna live in a world where that polenta dish doesnt exist. he was there that night, roaming the restaurant

Ad Hoc, tasty, enjoyed it more than Bouchon, but still not impressed with your performance Keller.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I had a 30-minute wait and I needed to loosen up," she said. "It had no effect on my game whatsoever"

what?

Keef said...

"i didn't even know she had a movie out."


Something about her getting a sperm donor to have a kid. It's based on her real life

Keef said...

"how the fuck did the viewer even know how to contact tournament officials?"


Bigger question. Who watches women's golf on TV?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ramona Milhouse awoke to the wail of sirens as the morning mist rose off the murky waters of the Edisto River last Monday"

milhouse is always hilarity

thrillho

El Padrino said...

hahaha fuck keller

El Padrino said...

Bottega

on my short list of joints i need to eat at before i die

tem said...

i didn't know womens golf was on tv.

kinda ns.

was this a "major"?

they show the normal tournaments on tv?

El Padrino said...

had the best steak of my life at Palm sat night and i been around sea*

El Padrino said...

penthouse club was nice, only stayed 40 min or so, strip clubs just dont do it for me

El Padrino said...

*nemore

Spaceman Spiff said...

personal stripper at your place once the boob job is complete

ESSSSSSSSSS

WADR

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, have a talk with cmep and prevent the hidden cost of boob jobs, the "now i need a shitload of new clothes because all of my tops dont fit" shit

Mize said...

I'm thinking about quitting my job this week.

Spaceman Spiff said...

thats just chi town trip withdrawal talk

Beth said...

"I'm thinking about quitting my job this week"

But then WHERE WOULD YOU GO???

Keef said...

"I'm thinking about quitting my job this week."

I bet you don't

El Padrino said...

I bet you don't

^this

El Padrino said...

EP, have a talk with cmep and prevent the hidden cost of boob jobs, the "now i need a shitload of new clothes because all of my tops dont fit" shit

smat

Spaceman Spiff said...

im thinking about _________

i should ___________

i want to___________ but ___________

mad libs: meiz edition, now with extra woe!

Spaceman Spiff said...

then quit this instant

El Padrino said...

"No, something happened here over the weekend that I'm really not cool with."

i wouldnt quit without lining up a new job dickhead

Spaceman Spiff said...

he can move in with the parents, he said

Todd Packer said...

"michael chiarello joint Bottega, dont wanna live in a world where that polenta dish doesnt exist. he was there that night, roaming the restaurant"

nice, gotta check that out one day

Keef said...

"No, something happened here over the weekend that I'm really not cool with."

Dummy got paid OT?

El Padrino said...

"he can move in with the parents, he said"

yeah i remember that

not gonna happen

Beth said...

"No, something happened here over the weekend that I'm really not cool with."

Trust me meiz, you can use sexual harassment to your advantage.

Beth said...

Good lord, even EP knows how to spell Ground Zero.

El Padrino said...

tourists are hilarity

Steve said...

Infamous Pastor Terry Jones, known for his activism against the Gainesville Florida mayor, and for his "Burn a Koran Day" has been arrested for possession of child pornography.

haha. you suck

El Padrino said...

nice story on Trader Joes

tem said...

"No, something happened here over the weekend that I'm really not cool with."

dummy got a raise?

Keef said...

As of Saturday, Assistant Manager Dummy

tem said...

dummy gets college tuition paid for

tem said...

other chick banged new guy that recently quit

tem said...

as of sunday uniforms are pink

El Padrino said...

andy stole the ring

tem said...

andy got framed for stealing the ring.

tem said...

andy wouldn't steal the ring. to say so is blasphemy.

also, el pad, remember we voted that you are to post on sundays now.

friday's will be occupied by either a post from meiz or a picture of animals having sex.

tem said...

"Oklahoma City Thunder center Nenad Krstic said Monday he fears he'll be suspended for the FIBA World Championship because of his role in a bench-clearing brawl during Serbia's game against Greece.

Krstic hit Greek player Yannis Bouroussis in the head with a chair in the fight that broke out during the Acropolis tournament last Thursday in Athens.
"


r n, r?

El Padrino said...

"also, el pad, remember we voted that you are to post on sundays now."

yeah remember my response

tem said...

yeah, you said you'd sleep with meiz's sister....maybe that's what has meiz ready to quit.

El Padrino said...

maybe

tem said...

maybe indeed

El Padrino said...

did you notice that chapstick, the original one, smells like basil?

tem said...

no, never noticed that.

Spaceman Spiff said...

didnt notice, use the medicated one now

Beth said...

"yeah, you said you'd sleep with meiz's sister....maybe that's what has meiz ready to quit"

I've said the same thing before about meiz's sister.

Beth said...

But I guess it's a little bit different when I say it.

tem said...

not really

Todd Packer said...

"But I guess it's a little bit different when I say it."


is that because you normally charge a fee?

s

Beth said...

"is that because you normally charge a fee?"

Hey, at least I give a money back guarantee.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, for your china fix

"Thousands of vehicles were bogged down Monday in a more than 100-kilometre (62-mile) traffic jam leading to Beijing that has lasted nine days and highlights China's growing road congestion woes.

The state-run newspaper said the jam between Beijing and Jining city had given birth to a mini-economy with local merchants capitalising on the stranded drivers' predicament by selling them water and food at inflated prices.

The congestion was expected to last into mid-September as the road project will not be finished until then, the newspaper said."

El Padrino said...

amazing

El Padrino said...

i love krabby patties candy

Keef said...

"r n, r?"

temfast

El Padrino said...

i notice helmets popping off alot more than normal

yesterday vikings/niners game the TE and RB lost their helmets on the same drive, then later two vikings, one on special teams the other on the oline

also saw jet/panther shitshow, two helmets went flying off

El Padrino said...

fool

El Padrino said...

whitlock

El Padrino said...

mo clarett wants to play in the UFL

Keef said...

so do i

El Padrino said...

tiger officially jugvorced

Keef said...

"whitlock"

Wow, it's about race

s

El Padrino said...

BORING

tem said...

whitlock is pretty much a one trick pony.

he mixes it up from time to time by writing anti-black articles.

but they are all about race.

Steve said...

"tiger officially jugvorced"

now that he can plow pussy again, maybe he will start playing like old tiger.

Mize said...

I walked out.

ns

El Padrino said...

whoa

El Padrino said...

so whats the story

Steve said...

"I walked out."


did you give the "Fuck You!, "Fuck You!, You're Cool!, Fuck You!" speech?

Mize said...

No, I just told Sandy & Cassaundra that I'm for doing this to them & left.

Beth said...

"I walked out.

ns"

Ok, you gotta tell us what was the final straw.

Mize said...

Not right now.

Mize said...

No, I just told Sandy & Cassaundra that I'm SORRY for doing this to them & left.


*fixed

El Padrino said...

what's a cassaundra?

El Padrino said...

did you activate the emergency slide, cuss out bossman, grab two blue moon's and slide down the chute?

Steve said...

Who's coming WITH me?

/Meiz

El Padrino said...

deep fried donut peaches

love the idea

Mize said...

"did you activate the emergency slide, cuss out bossman, grab two blue moon's and slide down the chute?"


I wish.

tem said...

step 1 of MPS has begun.

tem said...

actually step 1 is over.

step 2 is now in process

Beth said...

So what now Meiz?

tem said...

step 1 - quit

step 2 - start mps

step 3 - retire a billionaire

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I walked out.

ns"

lunch break?

tem said...

"Cassaundra "


seems like too many letters there.

i realize it isn't, but...

Mize said...

I guess find a part time job. I should have enough to make rent & car payment for the last month of my lease & then I move back in w/ my parents.

El Padrino said...

brutal, sorry to hear that

tem said...

indeed...sorry to hear.

looking forward to hearing what the last straw was.

Steve said...

"then I move back in w/ my parents."


ughhh. But this could be an opportunity. You could live with your parents and work while going to school. You could have an associates in a year and a half.

Beth said...

Well we all give you plenty of (lighthearted) crap on here meiz but obviously we're wishing the best for you. Hopefully very soon you're looking back on today as one of the best decisions you've ever made.

Beth said...

Well except keef, he probably wants you to fail.

s

Mize said...

I guess I should go put in an application at the grocery store one of these days.

El Padrino said...

Steve, the government needs you

Beth said...

Would you consider another location or a similar type business to where you just left? Or are you looking to change industries entirely?

Steve said...

"Steve, the government needs you"

Not all black people talk that way, EP.


Cracker ass, cracker.

tem said...

"I guess I should go put in an application at the grocery store one of these days."

you could go now i guess

Mize said...

"Would you consider another location or a similar type business to where you just left? Or are you looking to change industries entirely?"


As long as the other location pays me more. My options are wide open.

Mize said...

"you could go now i guess"


I could, but I'm not going to.

El Padrino said...

As long as the other location pays me more. My options are wide open.

TWSS

tem said...

you could always start a website linking to EPs mattress website.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"New York Giants QB Eli Manning says he'll play Saturday "

warrior

/EP

El Padrino said...

wish there was real monday night football tonight

tem said...

is there fake MNF tonight?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"CNBC has exclusively learned that Li-Ning, China's top athletic brand, has signed Evan Turner, the No. 2 pick in this year's NBA Draft to a multi-year deal that will make him the face of the brand."

too bad there are no L's in his name

Mize said...

"@thekidet: #Li-ning "


Spiff scooped Evan Turner.

Keef said...

"Well except keef, he probably wants you to fail."

No way. Mize is my boi

Keef said...

And I know you said (s). I'm just reiterating

Mize said...

Hilarity

Mize said...

I should apply for that Ebonics job.

Mize said...

Wall

Todd Packer said...

nice work, meiz.... good luck on the new job search. hopefully something comes along real soon

Mize said...

Thanks.

Todd Packer said...

"grab two blue moon's "

well done, ep

tem said...

tp and/or blue can hire meiz.

tem said...

wall city

Todd Packer said...

"tp and/or blue can hire meiz"

i hired 4 people last month... no more openings

tem said...

fire one

/blue

Aitch said...

Meiz came back from the LOV summit a changed man.

Chicago will be either the best of worst thing that ever happened to him.

Mize said...

My old man's gonna be so disappointed in me.

Mize said...

He's up at the cabin right now. I might go up there for the rest of the week.

Todd Packer said...

is h planning a walkout at the cab co.

tem said...

"My old man's gonna be so disappointed in me."


probably depends on what you do now. you might impress him.

tem said...

after every TCS someone quits thge blog. after every summit someone quits their job.

Aitch said...

No walkout for me, Packer. I don't have the option to move in with my parents.

El Padrino said...

"Chicago will be either the best of worst thing that ever happened to him"

wft, little too deep there reacher

El Padrino said...

piece

Todd Packer said...

"No walkout for me, Packer. I don't have the option to move in with my parents"

anything going on with the band/music?

Keef said...

Worse* part about mize zekeing is that he didn't give 2 weeks. Might make it a little tougher if new optential yobs call bossman to verify mize's employment

Keef said...

I'm gonna miss stories about Deanna

ns

Keef said...

st said that because apparently we're on a UPS first name kick today

Keef said...

I'd like to buy a J & U

Keef said...

"Meiz came back from the LOV summit a changed man."

I got a text saying something like this

Mize said...

"Worse* part about mize zekeing is that he didn't give 2 weeks. Might make it a little tougher if new optential yobs call bossman to verify mize's employment"


I realize this. I always intended on giving 2 weeks when I left. ALWAYS. I'm just so fed up with irresponsibility, incompetence, idiocy, and being wildly undervalued.

Mize said...

There is no fucking way on earth that somebody who works with you, that has been there for 4 months compared to your 6 years(half of my adult life) should make sixty cents an hour less than you.

Todd Packer said...

"Worse* part about mize zekeing is that he didn't give 2 weeks"


good point

Todd Packer said...

"(half of my adult life)"

not sure why the percentage of your adult life matters

Keef said...

"not sure why the percentage of your adult life matters"


It's dramatic

Keef said...

"tiger officially jugvorced"


We goin' Sizzzzzzz-ler

/Ellen*

Keef said...

19/24

Keef said...

6/8

Mize said...

"not sure why the percentage of your adult life matters"


Keith knows.

Keef said...

mize
the pic of h sleeping is grate

Mize said...

"mize
the pic of h sleeping is grate"


We couldn't even blame him for having to pass out for a while.

Keef said...

I don't mean the actual sleeping part

Mize said...

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Keef said...

That boy needs to get out in the sun, too

Keef said...

wall

Mize said...

Wall indeed

Keef said...

I'm going camping next weekend.
Walter Payton

El Padrino said...

newer

El Padrino said...

block

El Padrino said...

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