Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Grenade Salad

So I didn’t wait to hear Beth’s answer. I got the Nano. She already has one, but hers is a 2GB one. I had a suite* Best Buy coupon that made it tons cheaper than one of those bracelets.

What’s with ________ as a hot chick?

Anne Hathaway

So she totally got her start doing like teenage girly movies…maybe not where she was a teenager, but where teenagers would watch it. But then she was like, screw it, I need to get some adult fans and she did that Havoc movie. Her boobs were small, but she is a pretty girl. I’d hit it. I think tons of people would hit it. But she just never took off. Now she is back to doing non-hot chick movies.

Did she marry some old dude and that ruined her?

Anna Paquin just married an old dude. I always thought she was hot too in that attainable kind of way. Like yeah she is hot, yeah she is a Hollywood actress, but her teeth are fucked up just enough that I could attain that. Not Dunst fucked up (whatever happened to her too?), but fucked up.

So this is a tem APB put out on Anne Hathaway…where did you go and when are you getting nekkid again?


Fantasy sports talk: ________

Had my draft last Thursday. I think my team will be solid. I have Wayne, Marshall and Welker at WR. That should be good if Wes’s kneed holds up.

Was reading football guys today, and they said Campbell hurt his wrist, but its OK because the Raiders have one of the better backup QBs in the league (Gradkowski).

WHHHHHAAAAA? When did the Bruce is Loose become one of the better backups? I missed that memo.


Popular sports topics

Last time I wrote “Strasburg calls out Harper for waiting so long to sign? Umm, pot meet kettle. Yes pot, that kettle is black, just like you.”

Now Strasburg needs TJ surgery…..KARMA BITCH.

Last time I wrote “Eli got his head cut up. Maybe he’ll learn to buckle his helmet up properly.” Same damn thing happened to a Steeler on Sunday. Maybe the players will figure it out.

Manny is going to be a ChiSox. If history holds he should do well for the remainder of the season. He usually plays lights out when he joins another team. Plus he is playing for another contract. Although I think he might be about ready to not try at all and just collect a small few million dollar contract for doing nothing. We’ll see what happens. Jug should be excited because the Sox need some help and this might be it. Maybe. It is better than nothing.



It is interesting ________

How different people react to not getting free tickets to football games.


We have 4 stadium seats here at work that the big boss gives away to people. This year everyone wants the Miami tickets…well 18 people want them and only one gets them. This was the same case last year with the USC tickets.

It is common knowledge that the golden boy gets the tickets. Whoever is big boss’s favorite at the time is going to get them. Last year it was tem. This year it is another guy. All these old people are pissed at the other guy now because they wanted the tickets. Now they are pretty much going to sabotage his career.

By the by this is why tem is no longer the golden boy. Not because I got sabotaged, but because I figured out that if you stay golden boy too long you get fired. Too much time in the sun will burn ya.

Anyway, grumpy old men bitching about not getting free football tickets is funny. A couple of them even promised them to their family. So now they have to go on StubHub and pay like $450 a ticket. Dumb As.s



OK that is enough for today. Enjoy, go comment and frolic. If you are new and reading this go comment. The comment section needs some more people commenting.

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Beth said...

Well I commented this morning on yesterday's post and totally agreed with the iPod. What color did you get her?

You definitely should go with Blue's suggestion of preloading some music on there for her, but only if you are confident in your choices. It'd be the worse* if she hated all the music you added.

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

get the pink one


/mize

Beth said...

And I've never actually put any serious thought into who would be on my top 5 (or Mt. Rushmore for Tem) like most of y'all have, but Anne Hathaway would be on my female list and probably close to the top.

Beth said...

"get the pink one

/mize"

Hilarity. (I can't believe mize is fine with rocking a pink iPod.)

Beth said...

"Enjoy, go comment and frolic."

Frolic is an underused word.

El Padrino said...

hathaway has been at the least topless and fucked on camera

El Padrino said...

gonna be romantic today and due* the laundry for my cmep who's at work

El Padrino said...

ROAMANCE!

let's just hope i dont fuck it up, it will be the first time i do laundry, like alone and not just help fold it or carry it to car

Beth said...

"it will be the first time i do laundry"

This will not end well.

El Padrino said...

should be fine, according to my calculations a monkey can do laundry

it's not like you women actually DO something

you seperate the coloreds from the whites (racist bitches) then you throw it in the machine and put detergent in it

it aint like you do it in the sink over a washboard

fucking drama queens

El Padrino said...

keef 5-0 ND, really?

RK, R?

BET.

first 6 games they'll have 2 losses, the defense is disgusting (bad)

El Padrino said...

I'll be back.

Beth said...

You do realize different fabrics go in different water temps or they could shrink, right EP?


(new slogan - "LOV, we don't just talk sports and sex, we talk laundry too!")

Beth said...

And EP, I'm assuming we have our standard braves-mess bet going.

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

when he is done with the laundry cmep's clothes will be the same size as bgep's clothes

kod said...

you seperate the coloreds from the whites



I've never done this; I guess supposedly it stops colors from bleeding onto whites...but I've never seen that actually happen

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

watch out for earl Lp

Beth said...

when he is done with the laundry cmep's clothes will be the same size as ep's clothes

*fixed

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

good fix

Mize said...

"gonna be romantic today and due* the laundry for my cmep who's at work"


You're not at work either? Suite!

tem said...

i got her a black one. the same color as she has now.

tem said...

"haway has been at the least topless and fucked on camera"

yeah, in Havoc

Mize said...

WASH EVERYTHING IN COLD!


Cold = cautious

Hot = harsh


/7th grade home-ec

tem said...

i may or may not load songs on the ipod.

she already has tons of songs, i don't know which ones.

the whole reason for a new ipod was that her 2GB couldn't hold her songs. it holds like 11/16 of her songs.

tem said...

tem washes everything but towells in cold.

doesn't separate colors.

tem said...

i think anne hathaway got upstaged by megan fox.

there was only room for one hot brunette and megan has bigger boobs.

tem said...

plus anne is hot but not in a slutty way.

slutty sells

El Padrino said...

"You do realize different fabrics go in different water temps or they could shrink, right EP?"

bitch i dont own cashmere
that's blue

El Padrino said...

i washed the whites in hot the blacks in warm

that's how i roll

the only thing i had no clue on was my footyball jerseys, so i put them in coloreds

kod said...

WASH EVERYTHING IN COLD!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

are they colored jerseys?

El Padrino said...

kod you must not use bleach, we dont either but the jeans still run a bit

unless you rock Wranglers, those are made from hayseed and redneck so those colors dont run

like america

El Padrino said...

"are they colored jerseys?"

white with colors on them, dark colors like va tech colors and packers colors

El Padrino said...

10 min gotta go back to stick everything in dryer

this is so tough

s

kod said...

Armani jeans don't bleed either, at least, none of my jeans have; and no, never used bleach

El Padrino said...

"You're not at work either? Suite!"

it's a bit different

El Padrino said...

Armani

the fuck

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

he meant Osh Kosh


s

tem said...

just saw hathaway is on yahoo.com.

i did not see that before i wrote about her.

kod said...

Armani

the fuck


-exbilkod gave me a shitload of Armani jeans and a couple suits a couple years back; we're the same size, and he buys new shit each season, so it works out nice for me.
-CoL....100% of my clothing was obtained by gift or hand-me-down.

El Padrino said...

apology accepted

El Padrino said...

AA for TEM

BLUE said...

hathaway was topless in brokeback mtn...almost made that movie worth watching

she's got a lot bigger tits than megan fox.

tem said...

"she's got a lot bigger tits than megan fox."

does she?

i would not have guessed that.

tem said...

i didn't even know she was in brokeback mountain.

i have never seen it.

tem said...

it sounds gay

tem said...

her tits did not look big in havoc.

but she was mostly on her back, so its hard to get a size read.

Mize said...

Hathaway has been photographed blowing some dude.

tem said...

i'm not really interested in seeing her mouth around a dick unless that dick is mine.

BLUE said...

she's got pretty good sized tits. i've never seen megan fox nekkid so i can't say for sure

BLUE said...

hathaway side boob

megan fox from jennifer's body

maybe their about the same...not sure

BLUE said...

but when I go back and look at stills from Havoc, her tits do look pretty small in that movie

BLUE said...

apology accepted

tem said...

AA

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

wall

BLUE said...

boobie wall

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

suite

Beth said...

"Hathaway has been photographed blowing some dude"

I'm guessing mize is talking about THIS picture. I'm guessing it's SFW as she's in a bikini and dude is clothed and no nudity is involved, but be warned that you can definitely tell what she seems to be doing.

BLUE said...

that's a good picture

BLUE said...

he seems to be enjoying himselves

Keef said...

"(I can't believe mize is fine with rocking a pink iPod.)"


really?

Keef said...

"keef 5-0 ND, really?

RK, R?

BET.

first 6 games they'll have 2 losses, the defense is disgusting (bad)"


Did you even look at the schedule? Purdue & UM @ home, at MSU, Stanford @ home, @ BC. It's a bet

El Padrino said...

"Did you even look at the schedule? Purdue & UM @ home, at MSU, Stanford @ home, @ BC. It's a bet"

standard. yeah i looked, cmon son
and i said 6 so you forgot pittsburgh

El Padrino said...

anne hathaway tits

Keef said...

"i said 6 so you forgot pittsburgh"

I'm not betting the pittsburgh game. I'll bet they start 5-0 though

El Padrino said...

well i say 4-2 in the first 6 so i'll take that i guess

El Padrino said...

yeah beth whatever, standard

fucking whatever

Keef said...

"well i say 4-2 in the first 6 so i'll take that i guess"

word

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

excmjug sent me a friend request on facebook...ignored

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

i don't want to deal with that shit

/Lp

Mize said...

"excmjug sent me a friend request on facebook"


Wow. She has balls.

Spaceman Spiff said...

puppy tossing

Spaceman Spiff said...

WFT

Keef said...

"excmjug sent me a friend request on facebook"


me too

Keef said...

i don't think I can't watch that puppy tossing. The last one you linkt* a while back made me nauseous

Mize said...

Spiff, what the fuck?

Keef said...

ASu named Threet as the starting QB. goddman

Mize said...

"i don't think I can't watch that puppy tossing. The last one you linkt* a while back made me nauseous"


The one with the deer? That was fucked up.

Mize said...

LP, your boy Spiff is Muslim. ATTACK!

BLUE said...

ND loses to Stanford, and UM in the first 5 games.

BLUE said...

write it down

BLUE said...

in non-erasable pen

BLUE said...

"i don't think I can't watch that puppy tossing. The last one you linkt* a while back made me nauseous"

which one, I remember one sucking, but can't remember which one

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Internet forums claimed last night the footage was shot in the eastern European country of Bosnia and Herzegovina.

It is believed the dogs could have been thrown into the River Vrbas.

Towards the end of the footage, the woman appears to mutter something in an eastern European language. "

Keef said...

"The one with the deer? That was fucked up."


No, didn't see that one. I was talking about the one with the eurotrash dropping that dog off the bridge about 50 feet high

BLUE said...

"Towards the end of the footage, the woman appears to mutter something in an eastern European language."

yep, made me think it had to be foreign

Mize said...

"No, didn't see that one. I was talking about the one with the eurotrash dropping that dog off the bridge about 50 feet high"


I remember that one now.


The deer on is a deer that wandered into a neighborhood, and the deer kicked the living fuck out of somebody's dog.

Mize said...

I'm gonna kill the fuck out of a deer this fall.


VENGEANCE!


VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

BLUE said...

" I was talking about the one with the eurotrash dropping that dog off the bridge about 50 feet high
"

that one was more fuckt up than this one. I wouldn't have really known what she was throwing

Keef said...

"ND loses to Stanford, and UM in the first 5 games."

uh yeah, I'll bet that

BLUE said...

NFW they beat stanford

BLUE said...

and UM is just depsperate enough to win

Keef said...

I'm betting way too much on ND. WFT

Mize said...

Haven't eaten since Sunday. This burger is going to be delicious.

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

me too


you should accept that

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

free Texas Roadhouse catered lunch today...suite

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Haven't eaten since Sunday.


this a money saving thing?

El Padrino said...

"Haven't eaten since Sunday."

fucking muslim, Ramadaan bitchass punk

tem said...

"excmjug sent me a friend request on facebook...ignored"

me too.

did not ignore.

i think she found us through cmlp

tem said...

has anyone cashed out on centsports?

JFreak said...

anne hathaway was engaged to some dude that faked that he was a european prince.

might be why she went under the radar for a while.

El Padrino said...

i'm gonna fry some pickles

tem said...

the word commode always makes me laugh.



commode...haha

tem said...

"anne hathaway was engaged to some dude that faked that he was a european prince."

that rings a bell. good lookin' out freak.

Keef said...

"you should accept that"

I did

Keef said...

"has anyone cashed out on centsports?"

I was going to if I hit $30. Got to $28 and shit the bed

JFreak said...

This new umpire rule sucks.

JFreak said...

"Got to $28 and shit the bed"

You beat my record?

Now I have to try at centsports again.

Keef said...

"This new umpire rule sucks."

::Dutch Rennert::

Keef said...

"You beat my record?"

Yeah that's why I axed a few weeks ago what you got because I misremembered

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

because I misremembered


careful with that

/Clemens

JFreak said...

"::Dutch Rennert::"

NFL umpires now being in the offensive backfield.

It's a mess. NFL clearly didn't think the rule change through.

tem said...

"NFL umpires now being in the offensive backfield.

It's a mess. NFL clearly didn't think the rule change through."


fucks the colts most of all (per skunkpatch) because colts like to play hurry up and the new rule slows the game down...

ump has to spot the ball then run 10-15yds before the offense can snap it. fat umps take awhile to run 10-15yds.

BLUE said...

what if the ump loiters

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Sockpatch

BLUE said...

how can half the league's QB's be "elite"

I don't think John Clayton knows how to define "elite"

tem said...

clayton hasn't talked to LP on the topic

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Clayton can post here on fridays when Lp takes over sundays

tem said...

i thought we were going to let that muslim guy take over fridays???

BLUE said...

what's going on fridays?

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Allah Padrino

BLUE said...

suite

JFreak said...

"fucks the colts most of all (per skunkpatch) because colts like to play hurry up and the new rule slows the game down..."

Yeah, but at least half the teams play a hurry up offense outside of the 2 minute drill sometimes.

Probably affects the colts the most, but i think most every team will have a problem with it. Especially on downs when they're trying to prevent the other team from challenging.

Mize said...

I am a fucking bum right now

Keef said...

"NFL umpires now being in the offensive backfield."

Oh, yeah, that's dumb

Keef said...

Mark Ingram, meet Dr. James Andrews

Keef said...

Fucking Alabama. I'm changing my national champion pick to Virginia Tech

Keef said...

"I am a fucking bum right now"


Hey there

/kod

tem said...

UCONN wins the title over Zona

Keef said...

zona might not make a bowl

Mize said...

Rockies got Manny!

Mize said...

Spain finna lose to Lithuania

JFreak said...

Meiz tried to make a funny.

Mize said...

Time to watch James Toney lose.

Mize said...

Are any of the undercards worth watching?

Spaceman Spiff said...

lauzon fight is, especially if you watched that season of TUF with ruediger

Mize said...

Was UFC 118 on ESPN?

kod said...

"Fashioning a darker and more introspective variation on the role that defined Pat Morita, Mr. Han was a rare chance to see Jackie Chan in a straight-up dramatic role in an American film. His initial fight scene is wonderful, as he basically tricks his assailants into beating themselves up. But his 'big scene' comes at the end of the second act, when the morose and tortured Mr. Han finally confesses to young Dre (a winning Jaden Smith) what haunts him so. It's a prototypical 'big moment', but its so raw and uncompromising, and Dre's reaction to it is so potent, that the scene exceeds its potential for cliche. If Sony is willing to spend the money, Jackie Chan may end up with his first Oscar nomination."


-I'm not sure if I'm more surprised that
1) the movie is supposedly quite good; or
2) that Jackie Chan and Oscar were used in the same sentence.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Was UFC 118 on ESPN?"

if you live across the pond

Mize said...

By the by, Kimbo starts a boxing career this fall. I can't wait to watch him get the old KTFO treatment.

Spaceman Spiff said...

they pay for espn and get the fights for 'free'

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

if you live across the pond


lake michigan?

/mize

Mize said...

"they pay for espn and get the fights for 'free'"


Aha. I should know better than to think atdhe is throwing out American feeds.

Mize said...

So I guess I'm locked into going to Appleton on Thursday. Should be fun. Nerve been to a minor league game before.

Keef said...

"Are any of the undercards worth watching?"

Diaz fight

Mize said...

Re: Preloading music on to an iPod.


Doesn't it just get erased when you hook it up to your iTunes, anyway?

kod said...

chuckling at all the non-Native suckas trying to scramble and grab as many cartons of smokes as possible today; state tax imposition begins tomorrow



gotta get on that shit at least a week early, you. You want smokes?? Too fucking bad....I got em all

Keef said...

"Doesn't it just get erased when you hook it up to your iTunes, anyway?"

hence "preloading"

Keef said...

"preloading"

precum? Dong?

/LP

Mize said...

"hence "preloading""


Explain to me the point.

NS


Every time I've ever plugged my iPod into someone else's comp, it asks if I want to sync it to their iTunes, thus erasing the content on said iPod.


Am I missing something?

Keef said...

"Explain to me the point.

NS"


If he preloads it with suite music for her, why would she sync it to her itunes?

Keef said...

but the mother of all fuck ups is that he's going to load suite music for her

Keef said...

DQ has awful food

Keef said...

by the time she wants to put new music on the ipod, they'll be temgaged so she'll want to get rid of the old shit anyway

Mize said...

"DQ has awful food"


Don't you dare besmirch the chicken strip basket at DQ.


I will fight you over that.

El Padrino said...

lick my balls

Mize said...

somebody's drunk, and it ain't only me

tem said...

"but the mother of all fuck ups is that he's going to load suite music for her"

no he isn't.

he isn't even going to open the thing to see if it works.

Keef said...

"Don't you dare besmirch the chicken strip basket at DQ.


I will fight you over that."


Nerve had it. But everything I have had is awful

Spaceman Spiff said...

blizzards arent food?

Mize said...

"Nerve had it. But everything I have had is awful"


Burgers? Cheese curds?

AZ Dairy Queen sucks?

Keef said...

We sell something called Cockburns Port Fine Ruby

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Nerve had it. But everything I have had is awful


Keef Padrino

Spaceman Spiff said...

"We sell something called Cockburns Port Fine Ruby"

add that into the bet, ship it my way

/EP

Keef said...

"Burgers? Cheese curds?

AZ Dairy Queen sucks?"


burgers are bad. chicken wraps are bad. o rings are bad. fries are bad. blizzards are AWESOME! Arctic Freezes are AWESOME.

El Padrino said...

Oktoberfest is out people

El Padrino said...

i am in possession of a case

El Padrino said...

i made fried pickles and onion rings

El Padrino said...

i almost made those mushrooms from Giordano's in Chicago but i ran out of beer batter

El Padrino said...

i was a frying machine, almost fried my daughters silly bands

Mize said...

Silly bands, eh?

Mize said...

Going to mom & pops' for some pork tenderloin

Keef said...

Apparently Cockburns is pronounced "co-burns". Whatever

Keef said...

i gotta get my mega millions ticket. I'm not sharing that if I win, ahik

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

you should play mega-brazilians

Keef said...

invent that. Boom, job problem solved

Keef said...

L.MOTHER.FUCKING.PADRINO

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

hilarity

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

invent that. Boom, job problem solved


or start the human fund

kod said...

There are 2 types of DQs that sell very different food.

The Brazier DQs sell not so great food; the DQ Grill and Chill and some other independently operated DQs have awesome non-Brazier food. Some DQs only serve hot dogs as far as non-frozen food goes (like the one in Bemidji)

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

mize...who won the fight?

Keef said...

All the DQs here are grill & chill

kod said...

ah, I like their burgers.

kod said...

they're no Culvers, but they'll do

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

grease 2 is on...suite


/tem

Keef said...

"they're no Culvers, but they'll do"

iswydt

kod said...

aja, Culver's burgers are really good (ns). I usually stop there on my drive between Bemidji and Minneapolis

JFreak said...

I wonder what i should eat for dinner.

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

there is a 5 guys opening up here in the near future...

JFreak said...

butter burgers are good.

Keef said...

I just ordered some goddman Papa John's pizza

Mize said...

"aja, Culver's burgers are really good (ns). I usually stop there on my drive between Bemidji and Minneapolis"


Culvers...

Blah

Keef said...

fuck you, cockburn

Keef said...

that's what I thought

JFreak said...

"Culvers...

Blah"

You clearly aren't really from wisconsin.

Keef said...

Fucking Spiff

Keef said...

mize, your name/pic is Woe

Keef said...

jug, join the goddman pick ems

Y! College pick em
Group ID: 9913
PW: pfchange

Y! NFL pick em
Group ID: 24465
PW: pfchange

Y! Survival challenge
Group ID: 10205
PW: pfchange

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

jug, join the goddman pick ems


mutumbo'd at work...ill do it when i get home tonight

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

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