Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Front Row Seats

OK let’s just get to it. The Tuesday post…

Anyone else have weird thoughts when driving into work? Like sometimes you are driving and you think “what would I do if a missile blew up that building over there?” Or “what would happen if a bomb blew up my workplace and I was the only person from work alive. I mean would I lose my job instantly? Would the relatives of the family that owns the company keep me around? How would this go down?” Umm, yeah me neither.


________ is totally underrated as a hot chick.

Amy Adams

She gets some credit, but I don’t think enough. I think it is because she tends to play the dopey looking chick that may or may not turn into a hot chick later in the movie. In Sunshine Cleaning (not a funny movie by the way) she plays a dopey chick that is a home wrecker but then falls for a one armed man. Oh, yeah spoiler I guess.

Speaking of home wreckers I think that the home wrecker mentality doesn’t get enough credit for contributing to the downfall of marriage. People are getting divorced more than ever. Part of it is that divorce is getting easy (costly for Tiger, but easy for most people), part of it is that the stigma of a divorce being bad (it definitely was a black mark years ago) has gone away. But the part nobody talks about is that other chicks and dudes are always getting involved with married people and wrecking things. People just don’t care if some person is married. They’ll go after them anyway. Fucking home wreckers, they are the worse. Go find some single person to have sex with. Quit messing up marriages. Marriage is apparently hard enough, the married people don’t need you helping mess things up.

Anyway, Amy Adams is hot. And she is that attainable looking kind of hot too, which is the best kind in an actress (IMO). So she isn’t getting inducted into Tem’s Mount Rushmore of Hot Chicks, but she is getting a shout out here. So umm yeah, you are hot Amy.


Fantasy sports talk: ________

The Worst Team Ever climbed out of the basement of the FMLB league. This should never have happened…actually that’s not true. The Worst Team Ever isn’t really that bad. Its manager is terrible. He probably should check the team more often and get rid of some DL people. FMLB takes too much work. It is like FNBA. You need to adjust the lineup too much. Give me FNFL any day. They only play once a week and that is really all I can handle in terms of setting up a fantasy team…I’m mad busy you.

Popular sports topic

Van Gundy says the Heat have a good shot at breaking the Bull’s record of 72 wins. In fact I think he said they will break it. Oh My God!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Wait, why is this news? Yeah, they do have a great shot at it and it certainly isn’t going out on a limb to say that they will break it. They have 2 of the top 5 players in the league on the same team. They play in the East which now just has Orlando I guess. Cleveland stinks now and Boston has Shaq, so they stink too. Hawks and Bucks will be good, but come on, who can really match up with the Heat? Nobody.

So some commentator beating everyone else to the punch and saying they will break the record is just genius on that commentator’s part. Saying what everyone else was thinking before anyone else says it makes you look smart. Now, saying they will go undefeated would be news….


Why do people always want ________?


You to have the same type of computer equipment that they do….


We have a guy here in the office that is constantly trying to get everyone to switch to a wireless keyboard and mouse. He says it is great. Apparently they are totally awesome. I don’t get it. I sit at my desk and work, I don’t do work away from my desk. Why do I need a wireless mouse? My current mouse can move all around my desk, the wire is long enough. The wire isn’t in the way, why would I spend $$$ on a wireless mouse that seems pointless to me. I get it for him, he travels, he does work all over the place. Not me. I have a laptop, but I only use it at work…well for work purposes I only use it at work. And when I am at work I only work at my desk.

This guy is crazy. He is the same guy that bikes about 300 miles every weekend. His balls can’t possibly work.

251 comments:

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tem said...

did tp and lp hook up in cm?

Blue said...

man love?

tem said...

it doesn't have to be love

tem said...

but they'd be homewreckers if they did

Blue said...

what if you're homeless and cheat on your wife, is that chick still a "homewrecker?"

tem said...

good question.

tem said...

i'd say yes.

a home in this instance is more intangible.


really the person is houseless.

tem said...

i think chris rock had a stand up routine based on that

tem said...

maybe it was carlin...

tem said...

the more i think about it the more i think it was carlin

tem said...

carlin is my final answer

Blue said...

i watched the finale of that last comic standing.

one of the judges did his routine...it wasn't funny, and actually I had heard half the jokes before, which I thought were funny the first time, but not so much now

Blue said...

and maybe i heard those jokes by that guy...or maybe he stole them from some other comic...i don't know

tem said...

i didn't know that show was still on

Blue said...

yup, the black guy from the office hosted it this year.

i didn't watch any of it until the finale

tem said...

i don't watch the office.

didn't know a black guy was on it.

tem said...

meeting time

I love Keef TOO! said...

"did tp and lp hook up in cm?"

no we never exchanged #'s
i told him to give me his bbm messenger contact

I love Keef TOO! said...

can i change the pic, is 3 days up?

tem said...

he doesn't really want to see you

Mize said...

Marriage is stupid.


Good luck with your divorces.

tem said...

b jones likes marriage

Todd Packer said...

Ep, I don't use bbm... Don't know where the info is. Send me an email:

pmmccormack@pbsj.com

Todd Packer said...

Hungover today... Dumb bartender kept feeding us jameson shots. Yuck

tem said...

dumb tp kept taking them.

and then later paid $$$ for them.

I love Keef TOO! said...

sent tp

I love Keef TOO! said...

jameson sucks

I love Keef TOO! said...

divorce this

I love Keef TOO! said...

"Anyone else have weird thoughts when driving into work? Like sometimes you are driving and you think “what would I do if a missile blew up that building over there?”

no i fear the train i'm on will blow up and turn into a giant coffin

tem said...

so you do have wierd thoughts

I love Keef TOO! said...

wft

I love Keef TOO! said...

"so you do have wierd thoughts"

that aint weird

tem said...

seems wierd.

tem said...

trains turning into giant coffins?

I love Keef TOO! said...

fiery death tem, fiery death at the hands of extreme islamics

tem said...

seems unlikely.

tem said...

in fact, that has happened just the same number of times as the building i work in blowing up.

tem said...

maybe islamics will blow up my building

tem said...

weird 
1. involving or suggesting the supernatural; unearthly or uncanny: a weird sound; weird lights.
2. fantastic; bizarre: a weird getup.
3. Archaic . concerned with or controlling fate or destiny.

I love Keef TOO! said...

"seems unlikely."

it's happened before

tem said...

you died in a fiery train crash before? wow.

tem said...

i did not know that.

I love Keef TOO! said...

ass

tem said...

but you love as.

tem said...

says so right in your name

Mize said...

Jameson is awful

Mize said...

Hilarity

Blue said...

i don't get it

El Padrino said...

O:FB

El Padrino said...

jet blue flight attendant story is hilarious

Blue said...

jet blue guy is pretty darn funny

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

Bus Driver Hits Multiple Cars Killing 5 video

bus went tank on them

Blue said...

fuck google

tem said...

nobody will have the intranets in tent city anyway

tem said...

bus video looks like a video game

Spaceman Spiff said...

Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office

hilarity because i thought it was gonna say porn at the bottom

El Padrino said...

netflix deal

Spaceman Spiff said...

stupid slut of course thats why you had that job

Spaceman Spiff said...

"netflix deal"

suite

tem said...

"hilarity because i thought it was gonna say porn at the bottom"

i thought it was going to say "on some stupid blog"

El Padrino said...

she was cute spiff

El Padrino said...

Spencer is an awful name

El Padrino said...

was mcnugget rage linked before?

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice

El Padrino said...

i like how the next order was filled despite what just went down

tem said...

no sound on mcnugget rage for me.

my computer is a POS

tem said...

can hear other sounds just not youtube anymore

Spaceman Spiff said...

if the next people didnt get their mcgriddles, shit could have gotten worse

Spaceman Spiff said...

"no sound on mcnugget rage for me.

my computer is a POS"

dont think there was any sound for that vid

tem said...

oh, no sound makes it less funny

El Padrino said...

no sound on survey-lence* vids

tem said...

sound would make it the better

tem said...

apparently i am having chinese for lunch...

tem said...

general tsos

tem said...

tsaos?

tsoas?

El Padrino said...

ah, dining with the General

El Padrino said...

Tso

Mize said...

I ♥ Brandon Phillips

Mize said...

"she was cute spiff"


Very

El Padrino said...

i wanna unload on those glasses

Mize said...

"Tso"


Dummy pronounces it General Chow. Can't make this stuff up.

Mize said...

"i wanna unload on those glasses"


I ♥ glasses.

El Padrino said...

yeah too bad he went 0-5 and stuck out to end the game

Blue said...

i hired that chick to be a broker here

Blue said...

the fuck is a farmville?

Blue said...

the cardinals are bitches

Blue said...

i hate the cardinals and their snooty fans

Blue said...

"Picking a national champion is hard work. By that we mean: Which SEC team will it be?"

fuck the SEC

Mize said...

"i hate the cardinals and their snooty fans"


Yep

El Padrino said...

english muffin secrets

Keef said...

"no sound on mcnugget rage for me.

my computer is a POS"


Get that wireless mouse

Keef said...

Shaq: Willing to play any role with Celtics


bullshit

El Padrino said...

that triple play was not a triple play

god the umps are horrific this year

El Padrino said...

more so than i remember

El Padrino said...

farmville

Spaceman Spiff said...

we landed on the moon

Spaceman Spiff said...

never played any games on fb

Spaceman Spiff said...

people would have status updates saying they forgot to set their alarm for some farmville shit and their crops died

shit is redonk stupid

El Padrino said...

"The Jets still have not given us a proposal with one penny in it that's fully guaranteed," Schwartz said by phone. So the holdout rages on, and the agent confirmed Revis will miss the entire 2010 season if the Jets don't come to their senses, and fast.

my god what is wrong with the Jets?

El Padrino said...

"shit is redonk stupid"

so gay

Spaceman Spiff said...

little something called O:FCM

/keef

Spaceman Spiff said...

WFT

El Padrino said...

did cmep mention the meatballs she made last night?

because they were awesome, she finally mastered it

El Padrino said...

still can't believe philly trade dmcnabb

so silly

O:FP is strong

Blue said...

yep, skins have to be the favorites in the NFC East right. best coach, best QB.

Blue said...

and they have an orakpo

El Padrino said...

stop it

El Padrino said...

skins will be mediocre as usual

El Padrino said...

mcnabb won't be comfortable in shanahans system until year 2 or towards the end of this year

El Padrino said...

favorites?

cmon

Blue said...

EP is just mad that the gints are now the 3rd best in the nfc least

El Padrino said...

if you accurately predict the order of the NFC East I'll change my name pic for a month

bet

Blue said...

bet


i win you change your name for a month...you win you get to keep your name for a month

Blue said...

cowboys
skins
giants
iggles

El Padrino said...

you going with this now, i'll give you until opening night to make the order

El Padrino said...

"i win you change your name for a month...you win you get to keep your name for a month"

if the order aint right your name gets changed for a week

Keef said...

"people would have status updates saying they forgot to set their alarm for some farmville shit and their crops died

shit is redonk stupid"


This. I ended up having to block that shit so it stopped showing up on my page

Keef said...

Top 2 will be Dallas & Philly, in any order. BOttom 2 will be Gints & Skins in any order

El Padrino said...

that's not accurately predicting the order

Mize said...

WFT?

Keef said...

It's not my bet. It's blue's

Keef said...

"WFT?"


Badgers suck

Blue said...

"if the order aint right your name gets changed for a week"

so you're changing the bet now

Keef said...

"if the order aint right your name gets changed for a week"


4-1 is shitty odds for blue

Blue said...

philly lost too much...kolb loses them at least 3 games that mcnabb would have won

no westbrook, loses them 2 more games. so add 5 losses from last year, so iggles are about 6-10

Keef said...

I'm going with ewing theory

Mize said...

"people would have status updates saying they forgot to set their alarm for some farmville shit and their crops died"


Get the fuck out. People are fucked.

El Padrino said...

"so you're changing the bet now"

what's a bet without a loser

Keef said...

"what's a bet without a loser"

you're in the bet


s

El Padrino said...

i think traded mcnizzle was a huge mistake, agree they will suck, but i'm not high on the skins just because they got mcnabb and shanny

El Padrino said...

i mean the WR's depth chart for washington is laughable

Mize said...

"i mean the WR's depth chart for washington is laughable"


Name a stud receiver Shanahan's ever had.

Ready?

Go.

El Padrino said...

DeAngelo Hall blows

ns

dont even know how he's starting

Mize said...

The biggest loser in the McNabb trade is the Minnesota Vikings.

El Padrino said...

"Name a stud receiver Shanahan's ever had."

Jerry Rice

S

Javon Walker

did he not draft Marshall and had him for two yearS? Marhsall wanst beast yet?

Keef said...

"Name a stud receiver Shanahan's ever had"


brandon marshall

El Padrino said...

Forgot Rod Smiff*

El Padrino said...

Easy Ed McCaffery

S

Keef said...

ROd Smith was pretty solid

El Padrino said...

damn straight he was

Keef said...

NEXT


/zeke

El Padrino said...

been awhile that i saw that good one

El Padrino said...

goddamn AFC south

El Padrino said...

happy birthday John Starks

Mize said...

Bad news for Tem

tem said...

""The Jets still have not given us a proposal with one penny in it that's fully guaranteed," "

read earlier that they did offer $5M guaranteed on a $100M contract.

tem said...

"4-1 is shitty odds for blue"

he should try to get at least -160

Keef said...

"happy birthday John Starks"


I thought he was born on 2-18

El Padrino said...

TITTIES

El Padrino said...

very funny keef as

Blue said...

i'll still take the bet, even though you've changed the parameters

El Padrino said...

just forget, i'll change my name if you nail the NFC East order

Blue said...

my order is set (in stone)

tem said...

is it written in blood?

Mize said...

Happy Birthday John Starks

Mize said...

"I thought he was born on 2-18"


DOUBLE DRAGON

El Padrino said...

lick my balls

El Padrino said...

fucking Chive site spiff linked keeps freezing me up

Keef said...

"DOUBLE DRAGON"


30 minutes later it's just mizefast

s

Mize said...

"30 minutes later it's just mizefast"


Mad busy, you.

El Padrino said...

sophist

tem said...

what does that even mean? /lp

tem said...

w
a
l
l

Blue said...

mort is on the radio here.

false reporting a bunch of shit

Blue said...

radio guy asked him how come he's always wrong (ns)

Blue said...

he blamed adam schefter, saying that nobody looks good compared to schefty

Mize said...

No Braun, no Noodle again.

Mize said...

"he blamed adam schefter, saying that nobody looks good compared to schefty"


That's why we follow Schefter and not Mort

Keef said...

"No Braun, no Noodle again."

pussies

Keef said...

Brandon Phillips called the wrong team a bunch of bitches

El Padrino said...

watching the Gundy video

love it

I'm a MAN, I'm 40!

Mize said...

I'm just delivering the news

Blue said...

we follow schefty?

Blue said...

the proverbial we?

Blue said...

OKC is getting way too much love from the wwl

Keef said...

Childress says Harvin suffering from migraines


I feel like we've been down this road before

Keef said...

"we follow schefty?"

No

Keef said...

Pic of the dude who died in that sauna competition

Keef said...

wall

Mize said...

"the proverbial we?"


The Royal we

Keef said...

"The Royal we"

Is that the same as a dong?

/LP

Mize said...

Okay, that one made me ell oh ell

Keef said...

The Royal penis is clean, your highness

Keef said...

name that movie

easy one

Mize said...

Cards/Red rumbling before the 1st pitch! Awesome.

Mize said...

"The Royal penis is clean, your highness"


Coming to america

Keef said...

"Cards/Red rumbling before the 1st pitch! Awesome."


damn bitches

Spaceman Spiff said...

jugdish is single

Spaceman Spiff said...

wish they had this when i was in college

Spaceman Spiff said...

" KingJames

Don't think for one min that I haven't been taking mental notes of everyone taking shots at me this summer. And I mean everyone! "


ahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah

Mize said...

Bron's gonna change the game this season.

Keef said...

no

Mize said...

Yeah, in retrospcet that may have been a little much

Mize said...

Time for more limewire

Mize said...

I have yet to turn on my A/C this year.

JFreak said...

And keef didn't even have to see meiz's 3 gushing tweets about bron.

Over the top.

Keef said...

"I have yet to turn on my A/C this year."

gfy

Keef said...

our electric bill last month was $275

Keef said...

I'll talk to you in December, though

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