Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Blue is on a Yacht

Elin was SAS and angry and grieving now. Makes cents. I'd be pissed if cmelp fucked 40 guys.

MYSTERY: Military's top secret X-37B shuttle 'disappears' for two weeks...
Good job Military now that's top secret. Betcha the Jay Bush family wants some advice for thier Baked Beans.

Fucking Iran

Damon see through you O:FB and wants no part of it. Face.

Sidney Rice surgery news happened two weeks ago Favre wouldn't have come back. Serious.

Trying to convince Cmelp to allow me to name my son Maximus. Not working thus far.

138 comments:

jugdish said...

and fly planes?



no, i don't fly. i work in the communications unit here...radios, computers, telephones

jugdish said...

our base has those predator drone aircraft

El Padrino said...

i see, cool

nice chat, good luck with the 6 years

kod said...

"blue is at the cabin"



cherish the cabin, blue

jugdish said...

nice chat, good luck with the 6 years


thanks!

jugdish said...

kod...i owe you a name pic change i do believe. I'll go back and find it tonight and have it thurs, fri, and mon.

jugdish said...

yikes

El Padrino said...

but how many iron chefs are they gonna have, should be 5 tops

El Padrino said...

cant wait to go here

Todd Packer said...

"Trying to convince Cmelp to allow me to name my son Maximus. Not working thus far"

i tried to name my son mookie... cmtp wouldn’t even discuss the possibility... and her mom called me an as. for even bringing it up

Todd Packer said...

"cant wait to go here"

nice

jugdish said...

booked on a ski trip in january...suite!

kod said...

i tried to name my son mookie... cmtp wouldn’t even discuss the possibility


I wanted Mookie or Malik...no dice there, but cmkod did agree to my third choice, Calvin (assuming we have a boy, which is aHiik).

El Padrino said...

kod is a fan of the Reggie Cleveland All Stars apparentely

El Padrino said...

I even agreed to let me use Maximus in the middle name, still working on her

El Padrino said...

I also mentioned Ultimate.

NS

El Padrino said...

bully : hey kid what's your name.

Ultimate : Ultimate.

bully : ::runs away::

jugdish said...

make the middle name Effin...whatever you do

jugdish said...

your name can't be Ultimate if your ceiling is 5'9.5


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Beth said...

bully : hey kid what's your name.

Ultimate : Ultimate.

bully : Ultimate ASSHOLE you mean! (as he punches soep)


*fixed

jugdish said...

teachers back at school...lots of woe going around for the next week or two

jugdish said...

cgjid, both silojug, jug's mom, and few of jug's friends are all teachers. i feel no woe for them after being off for 2.5 months.

jugdish said...

jug: i think I've figured out a solution for the beginning of the year anxiety you teachers feel.

cgjid: what's that?

jug: work all year

cgjid: ::no soup for you::

Beth said...

"jug: work all year"

Such a smooth talker jug (but that's funny)

El Padrino said...

"teachers back at school...lots of woe going around for the next week or two"

fuck them and their summer off

El Padrino said...

sept 8th down here and they are ALREADY dreading

El Padrino said...

whats IRS?

tem said...

so blue is gone...sad

tem said...

pot luck lunch today.

all sorts of shit to eat.

i have no idea why people brought shit.

tem said...

all the women in the office set up the potluck.

hilarity.

guys do nothing.

El Padrino said...

i love reading these stories about how young people who created their own business now make millions and that you can do it to, yet they just tell the story of the people they dont mention how they did it

El Padrino said...

guys do nothing.

but eat

Beth said...

"guys do nothing"

TOTPM

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tem said...

keepers:

rivers
fitz
beanie
knowshon


my team will be awesome...s

jugdish said...

blue is teaching a sexual harassment class to his office today


its a how to course

Keef said...

"I'd be pissed if cmelp fucked 40 guys."

The $100 million buyout would ease your pain

Keef said...

"sept 8th down here and they are ALREADY dreading"


They started back about a month ago here.

tem said...

kids in AZ need lots of schooling

Keef said...

AZ education system is ranked pretty low I think

El Padrino said...

they get off in like may though

Keef said...

hilarity

Steve said...

A hundred mil and she looks like this?

Where do I sign up?

jugdish said...

keef...you do the cop test thing yet?

Keef said...

I did the computer tests last Friday. Tomorrow morning I do the physical test

El Padrino said...

good luck

El Padrino said...

and what will you do if you pass?

tem said...

is the physical test just a 40yd dash?

jugdish said...

is the physical test just a 40yd dash?


no, you gotta train for that.

jugdish said...

remember mize tried one in chicago and only made it half way (20 yards)

Keef said...

"good luck"

thanks

Keef said...

"and what will you do if you pass?"

wait for a phone call

Keef said...

"no, you gotta train for that."

^^^^^

jugdish said...

"good luck"


^^^^

how long is the academy?

stay out of the blue oyster bar

Keef said...

I haven't tried the mile & a half run. I better be able to do it

Keef said...

"remember mize tried one in chicago and only made it half way (20 yards)"


thanks for explaining what half of 40 is, LP

Keef said...

"how long is the academy?"


18 weeks I think

jugdish said...

thanks for explaining what half of 40 is, LP


it was intentional (on purpose)

El Padrino said...

"wait for a phone call"

so your doing this

jugdish said...

try and be a zorse cop!

Keef said...

"so your doing this"

you thoat* it was a joke?

Keef said...

"try and be a zorse cop!"

that would be suite

jugdish said...

cmk on board?

Keef said...

Yeah she's ok with it. The fact that it's about 50-60% more than I make now probably had something to do with it

El Padrino said...

"you thoat* it was a joke?"

thought cmk was against it, you were born for this

jugdish said...

i have a friend i used to work with here and he is a cop. He picks up security side yobs that pay 25-30 an hour sometimes.

Keef said...

"thought cmk was against it, you were born for this"

She was. But I talkt* to her about the salary and suite benefits and she got on boards

jugdish said...

cmk is gonna be speeding all over town now

Keef said...

dude, she drives slower than my grandma. And my grandma is dead

ns

Keef said...

I hate when she rides in the car with me because she always tells me to slow down

El Padrino said...

"She was. But I talkt* to her about the salary and suite benefits and she got on boards"

and early retirement

it's a no brainer except for the whole "I can get shot by a crackhead" thing but it's rare

Spaceman Spiff said...

and the benefits she gets if you get kilt on the job was the cherry on top

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jugdish said...

on the plus side he can ask anyone for their papers


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Spaceman Spiff said...

half day, dentist appointment

El Padrino said...

hate the dentist

Keef said...

"and early retirement

it's a no brainer except for the whole "I can get shot by a crackhead" thing but it's rare"

Right.

Keef said...

"on the plus side he can ask anyone for their papers"

hilarity

Keef said...

I gotta get me some short shorts

jugdish said...

I gotta get me some short shorts


need a hand picking them out?

/mize


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El Padrino said...

there is a TV show called Scrappers on Spike that follow around 5 or 6 knuckleheads from my neighborhood as they scour brooklyn for salvaged metal and such

i know two of the kids they are all from bensonhurst, i'm not saying watch it but if you need a good laugh these guys are retarded

Keef said...

"and the benefits she gets if you get kilt on the job was the cherry on top"

maybe ns.

Keef said...

retards from Brooklyn? stop it


(s)

Keef said...

zeke mentioned this the other night, but putting the tOSU/Mich game in the middle of the season would be fucking ratarded

El Padrino said...

texas is awesome

Keef said...

I hate the state fair. It's like a whiskey tango convention

Keef said...

Dude subbing for Rome today has a good point. NFL fines 85 $25k for tweeting during the game. How is tweeting during the game really any different than a sideline reporter interviewing someone during the game? How is a player tweeting during the game bad for the NFL?

Keef said...

Tiger: You never go into a marriage looking to get divorced


No shit?

El Padrino said...

nerve been to a state fair

Keef said...

"nerve been to a state fair"

ys, c?

El Padrino said...

the Denver guy bought the Rams?

El Padrino said...

ys, c?

serious

i think ny state fair is in Albany , if they even have one and that aint happening

Keef said...

But you're in Jersey. Go to that one

(s)

Keef said...

I wonder if mize is having the Jonathon Moxon/Moxon's Dad talk today

Keef said...

28/30

Keef said...

17/20

Keef said...

31/40

Keef said...

14/20

El Padrino said...

sporcles

Todd Packer said...

"I hate the state fair. It's like a whiskey tango convention"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

18/30

Todd Packer said...

"i think ny state fair is in Albany"


syracuse, i think

Keef said...

oh, there's no WT in syracuse


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tem said...

17/20

El Padrino said...

cuse is ok, but not wurf* a drive for a state fair

tem said...

22/40

jugdish said...

I wonder if mize is having the Jonathon Moxon/Moxon's Dad talk today


hilarity

kod said...

State fair is grate

where else can I get deep fried chocolate covered bacon with deep fried Summit Ale all on a stick?

kod said...

if I make it down this year I'm going to try the deep fried butter on a stick

tem said...

"where else can I get deep fried chocolate covered bacon with deep fried Summit Ale all on a stick?"

rev's house

jugdish said...

rev's house



also hilarity

Todd Packer said...

"Summit Ale "

lov summit ale?

jugdish said...

that's Hamm's

kod said...

SAS tem didn't know about Hamms

kod said...

but maybe it's just a midwest thing


It's kind of like PBR; seems like it used to be a lot more popular than it is now

kod said...

My dog growing up was originally named Hamms because he was found abandoned and locked in a Hamms beer case.



I thought the name was dumb and changed it to Spud

kod said...

of course, after Spud Webb


that little dog could freaking jump; better than our cat even

kod said...

fucking Sidney Rice


I thought he was faking the hip thing to avoid minicamp/preseason

Keef said...

spud webb was on one of those Sporcles today

kod said...

fucking Jevon Walker



I'm pretty sure Meiz could beat him in a 20 yd dash

Keef said...

is that half of a 40 yd dash?

kod said...

don't know this Camillo dude, or whatever his name is....but if we got him for Benny Sapp I'm not too hopeful

Keef said...

Camarillo? Dude from the 'fins?

Keef said...

No, we're talking about football, not beisbol

/LP

El Padrino said...

yeah from the fins, he's white so good luck with that

kod said...

he's white so good luck with that


ah, Childress probably wanted Gerhart to feel more welcome

I guess that means Logan Payne probably won't be making the team

Keef said...

I'm hungry

El Padrino said...

piece

jugdish said...

I thought he was faking the hip thing to avoid minicamp/preseason



he is, he's just going all out

kod said...

"Facing off against nine conservative challengers, Quayle was running ahead of the pack until reports surfaced pointing to a link between the GOP hopeful and a racy sex-themed website, TheDirty.com. Quayle's electoral hopes were jeopardized when he admitted to maintaining ties to the provocative site after previously denying any sort of connection."


awesome website name

Keef said...

Yeah thedirty is pretty funny. It's been around for a few years. Good stuff on there

Keef said...

Fucking Jeff Niemann

Keef said...

wall

Beth said...

Good lord, the Braves are doing their best Mess impression today. Up 10-1 after 3 and now down 12-10 in the 8th. Ugh!

Keef said...

Goddman Reds were up 10-1 and are losing 11-10 now

Keef said...

11-11 now

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

wal;

kod said...

On the live Americas Got Talent results show they brought four acts up on stage and said that one act was going on to the finals. Nick Cannon said they would say what group was going through after the commercial.

They come back and NC says "and the act going through is...*opens envelope, looks at it, gives a couple second :blank stare: at the envelope and says "nobody".

-that's stone cold man. Everyone looked crushed and pissed. It was awkward.

Aitch said...

"They come back and NC says "and the act going through is...*opens envelope, looks at it, gives a couple second :blank stare: at the envelope and says "nobody"."

That. Is. AWESOME!

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