Friday, August 27, 2010

El Pad's Fantasy Football Rankings

Today's topic : Fantasy (not involving french maid outfits, semen spray bottles, burritos, Kim K, ninja stars, arabic scarves, corn muffins, vacuum hoses, hot light bulbs, feathers, skittles and a slip and slide) I mean football. Your rankings below.

Top 20 QB's:
1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Drew Brees
3. Peyton Manning
4. Tom Brady
5. Matt Schaub
6. Tony Romo
7. Phillip Rivers
8. Jay Cutler
9. Bert
10. Eli Manning
11. Joe Flacco
12. Kevin Kolb on the corn
13. Matt Ryan
14. McNizzle
15. Chad Henne
16. Vincent Young
17. Carson Palmer
18. Matt Stafford
19. Alex Smith
20. David Garrard

Top 40 RB's
1. Chris Johnson
2. Adrian Peterson
3. MJD
4. Ray Rice
5. Gore
6. SJax
7. Mike Turner
8. DeAngelo
9. Ryan Grant
10. Ced Benson
11. R. Matthews
12. Mendenhall
13. Beanie
14. Jamal Charles
15. Pierre
16. Shonn Greene
17. Jon Stewart
18. Knowshon
19. Addai
20. Forte
21. McCoy
22. Ricky Williams
23. Jacobs
24. Ronnie Brown
25. Felix
26. Forsett
27. Arian Foster
28. Jerome Harrison
29. Barber
30. Best
31. Bush, Reginald
32. Bush, Mike
33. Fred Jackson
34. Thomas Jones
35. Ahman Bradshaw
36. Portis
37. McFadden
38. CJ Spiller
39. Donald Brown
40. Sphroles

Top 50 WR
1. Andre Johnson
2. Randy Moss
3. Fitz
4. Wayne
5. Roddy White
6. Brandon Marhsall
7. Calvin Johnson
8. Steve Smith CAR
9. Miles Austin
10. DeSean
11. Greg Jennings
12. Colston
13. Steve Smith NYG
14. Mike Sims Walker
15. Boldin
16. Ochocinco
17. Crabstree
18. Hines Ward
19. Driver
20. Welker
21. Bowe
22. Garcon
23. Mike Wallace
24. Percy
25. Nicks
26. Housh
27. Braylon
28. Breaston
29. Maclin
30. Vincent Jackson
31. TO
32. Santana Moss
33. Meachem
34. Lee Evans
35. Johnny Knox
36. Dez
37. Derrick Mason
38. Aromashodu
39. Collie
40. Berrian
41. Kenny Britt
42. Kevin Walter
43. Louis Murphy
44. Devin Hester
45. Santonio
46. Naanee
47. Josh Morgan
48. Eddie Royal
49. Donnie Avery
50. Golden Tate

Top 20 Tight Ends
1. Gates
2. Clark
3. Vernon
4. Gonzo
5. Jermichael Finley
6. Celek
7. Witten
8. Cooley
9. Winslow
10. Vishante the Shank
11. Owen Daniels
12. Heath
13. Olson
14. Zach Miller
15. Boss
16. Keller
17. Shockey
18. Ben Watson
19. Aaron Hernandez
20. Carlson

Not ranking Defense and kickers. If you need that then don't play fantasy. Rankings are boring so here's who I love.

Love Gore, love Smith, love Vernon, love Crabtree, love the defense and fuck it i'd take the kicker too. Love the Niners this year, they win the West with 10 wins.

Love Johnny Knox but hate Hester but love Devin Aromashodu but hate Olson. Fucking Martz.

Love Greg Jennings and Jermchael Finley. Fucking black people. Jermichael? The hell kind of name is that. Anyway the bst QB to ever play in Green Bay will be Aaron Rodgers not Bert. The guy is electric. I'd even take Driver late on principle. James Jones too. Love the Packers this year, 13-3. Fuck Minnesota.

Chad Henne. At Michgan he had Braylon. Now he has Brandon. Who is much better than Braylon.

Flacco with Boldin and Stallworth should be nice. Rice is a beast play action will work well.

Fred Jackson is nasty. Love him.

Love Bradshaw, he's fully healed from last years injuries.

Love Arian Foster. He'll be the most productive back in Houston this year. Love Beanie Wells too, he'll take Hightowers job if he doesnt have it already.

Hate Shonn Greene just because I think Tomlinson will be taking Greene's red zone touches.

I love Mike Bush. Think he gets more points than McFadden. Love Mike Wallace, Hakeem Nicks, Naanee, Kenny Britt and Devin Thomas. The latter might finally put together a very good year with a real QB.

Hate DeSean Jackson and McCoy. Nothing to do with hating Philadelphia. Jackson is a risk because he's a home run guy and a home run guy only. McCoy, cmon, Reid throws the rock more than anyone. Especially in the red zone.

570 comments:

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JFreak said...

i'm so tired.

Beth said...

Freak's quoting Devo now?

s

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

FACE!

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Uncle Leo

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Do you smell that?

Beth said...

re: FACE!

Now there's one attorney I wouldn't sleep with...

Beth said...

Although maybe "FACE!" might've been a better link name for the "Do you smell that?" link.

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

or "IN YOU FACE!"

Beth said...

ON your face?

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

IN YOU NOSE?

JFreak said...

under your nose?

Keef said...

"tosh.0 american idol girls web redemption is hilarity"


that

Keef said...

Is cob on the corn any good?

Keef said...

Driving to Tucson now

El Padrino said...

RED ROBIN

Yum.

Keef said...

red robin is yum

Keef said...

zeke's keepers are almost as good as mine

Keef said...

SAS radio show is awful

Keef said...

if cmk has a boy, ahik*, the initials will be SAS

ns

BLUE said...

"Uncle Leo"

at least they said Hello

kod said...

Vishante only at #10 of all TEs?


He was Favre's #1 end zone target last year, and will be going his way even more this year with Rice out

I predict he'll end up being top 3 fantasy wise this season

BLUE said...

i don't know how EP can rank guys without knowing what pick they have and who everyone else has taken

Keef said...

ha

El Padrino said...

"if cmk has a boy, ahik*, the initials will be SAS

ns"

you got names picked huh

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Steve

Beth said...

"Steven Anthony" to be exact. After keef's 2 favorite LOV members.

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

well done

Keef said...

"you got names picked huh"

Yeah. I'm SAS

ns

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

it could be Seven

Keef said...

"Steven Anthony" to be exact. After keef's 2 favorite LOV members."

You got 1 of them right. The other one, noone will guess

Keef said...

Moss ranked as the #2 WR was surprising

El Padrino said...

contract year

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

straight cash homey

El Padrino said...

if warner was with AZ i would have had him #2

El Padrino said...

why steven

Keef said...

Derek Anderson will be starting by week 5

Keef said...

maybe week 3

Keef said...

"why steven"

no

BLUE said...

"Derek Anderson will be starting by week 5"

week 1

he's starting this week

Keef said...

TP's boy Bowden on DP right now

Keef said...

"week 1"

maybe

Todd Packer said...

"TP's boy Bowden on DP right now"

i watched (dtv 101) already (est).... somehow i think i like bobby now that he is through at fsu... strange

El Padrino said...

"why steven"

no"

you do love me

El Padrino said...

"Derek Anderson will be starting by week 5"

week 1

he's starting this week"

and youz think this changes something, he sucks

Keef said...

"you do love me"


sure. it's also my name

Keef said...

"and youz think this changes something, he sucks"

If he starts from week 1, ahik*, he'll have more yds than Eli. Yes, bet

El Padrino said...

"If he starts from week 1, ahik*, he'll have more yds than Eli. Yes, bet"

hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

your on KAS

El Padrino said...

Shank

10 was harsh, but in fairness to me i believe Favre wont be as good as last year, stat wise AND i think he'll miss a start or two for the first time ever

Keef said...

sounds like an apology

Keef said...

"hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

your on KAS"



Word. Standard 2 day*

El Padrino said...

notice the AND there jug/keef

El Padrino said...

Strasburg needs Tommy John

face

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahhahahahha fuck the nationals and thier prospects

Todd Packer said...

"Strasburg needs Tommy John

face"


dp just talked about it.... looks like he might miss all of next season

tem said...

i need tommy john surgery too

Keef said...

temmy john

BLUE said...

strasburg should still win ROY and the cy young though right?

El Padrino said...

kod piece most fantasy sites rank shank anywhere from 9th to 12th

so

El Padrino said...

"strasburg should still win ROY and the cy young though right?"

and be inducted to HOF

Keef said...

meeting time

El Padrino said...

just finished texting my buddy who drafted Strasburg in our keeper MLB league last year

it read:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

don't forget the nobel prize


/Obama

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Strasburg Anthony?

tem said...

showaun anthony

El Padrino said...

Shaolin is a dope name

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

only if you're a ninja

El Padrino said...

ninjas are cool

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

you can't be a ninja

tem said...

ninja will annihilate you

El Padrino said...

why would keef say we wouldnt guess the S name?

it must be out there

like Seymour or Socrates

tem said...

ask a ninja stuff was funny awhile back

BLUE said...

he's naming his boy Sue

tem said...

are we sure we are guessing the S name?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"homewrecking is for chumps."

count keef in then

/steve

Spaceman Spiff said...

"are we sure we are guessing the S name?"

yea

tem said...

ah catching up i see we arae

BLUE said...

"are we sure we are guessing the S name?"

well we know one of the S's and we know the A...so which letter do you think we'd guess...probably the other S

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Sock Anthony

/freak

Todd Packer said...

shithead?

kod said...

kod piece most fantasy sites rank shank anywhere from 9th to 12th

so


-just sayin; if Favre and he stay healthy, he's going to have a huge year statistically

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

shithead?



funny snl skit

tem said...

"we know the A"

didn't catch up that we knew that.

BLUE said...

apology accepted

tem said...

samuel

Spaceman Spiff said...

santino aka sonny

tem said...

sebastian

BLUE said...

MOOOOONCHIIILD

tem said...

super
silva
serene

BLUE said...

that doesn't start with S though

tem said...

the s is silent

tem said...

sthomas

tem said...

skeith

tem said...

skittles

El Padrino said...

SUITE!

tem said...

sterry

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Seef

Todd Packer said...

simeon

El Padrino said...

Sycamore, Sol, Saturday, Sy, Solarplex

tem said...

starrin

Todd Packer said...

sven

El Padrino said...

Serendipity, Sike, Smush, Sasquatch

tem said...

smurf
strasburg

Todd Packer said...

sylvester

kod said...

I'm gonna guess Sebastian

tem said...

sejus

El Padrino said...

Swan, Schwab, Sully, Staten, Shanjay

tem said...

"I'm gonna guess Sebastian"

already been said

Todd Packer said...

smurf is funny

El Padrino said...

Sanchez

kod said...

I hope it's not Spencer


only because I knew one, and he sucked

El Padrino said...

Slade, Snap, Slick, Shawshank, Sax

kod said...

already been said


oh, ok....then I'm going with Sepulveda

BLUE said...

sanchez is the winner

Todd Packer said...

semen

BLUE said...

"only because I knew one, and he sucked"

did you enjoy it at least?

kod said...

"did you enjoy it at least?"


nah, he was a ballbuster

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

S'Mize

Todd Packer said...

simmons

kod said...

how about Saurin?

Saurin Anthony Saurin?

Spaceman Spiff said...

stat

Spaceman Spiff said...

Sagittarius

Spaceman Spiff said...

simon

Spaceman Spiff said...

slater

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

screech

Spaceman Spiff said...

"how about Saurin?

"

maybe Sauron

Todd Packer said...

spiff

El Padrino said...

Situation

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Shaq

Spaceman Spiff said...

sphinx

styx

Spaceman Spiff said...

sol

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

sphincter

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

S

/H

Spaceman Spiff said...

saul

sal

Spaceman Spiff said...

sampson

satan

El Padrino said...

Snufflelupagus

Spaceman Spiff said...

santana

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Samsonite! I was WAY off!

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

i knew it started with an S though.

Spaceman Spiff said...

sergio

solomon

spiros

El Padrino said...

Sherrif

El Padrino said...

Samsonite! I was WAY off!

Swanson

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Shamoff

El Padrino said...

lol

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

slappy

Spaceman Spiff said...

sanders

sanford

shamford

sanjay

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Sir

Spaceman Spiff said...

santiago

sasha

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

shareef

Spaceman Spiff said...

sayid

sergei

El Padrino said...

Skoal

Spaceman Spiff said...

scott

El Padrino said...

Simpson

Spaceman Spiff said...

sigfried

Spaceman Spiff said...

slade

El Padrino said...

Schism

El Padrino said...

said slade

kod said...

Starbury?

Spaceman Spiff said...

stuart

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

shit

El Padrino said...

Scion, Scallywag, Sup, Silly

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

S'Deluxe

El Padrino said...

Sean, Shawn, Shaun, Shone

Spaceman Spiff said...

sullivan

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

shWOEn

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Schwing!

El Padrino said...

Siphon, Street, Sixer

Todd Packer said...

S'mills or S'weasel

Spaceman Spiff said...

sloane

sparrow

El Padrino said...

SASKATCHEWAN

kod said...

Sacajawea

Todd Packer said...

speeding-ticket

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Sobama

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Shermanator

Todd Packer said...

s'barro

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

sinbad

El Padrino said...

skywalker

Todd Packer said...

spurrier

Todd Packer said...

"skywalker"

nice

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Sfranzia

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

spoon

Todd Packer said...

sas anthony saurin

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

Shrek

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

stiggy


rip

El Padrino said...

Sugar, Scanilty, South, Shooter

Todd Packer said...

spongebob

El Padrino said...

Solid effort by all, I'm LOL'ng so hard my boss wants to know what the fuck i'm looking at

Todd Packer said...

s-chills

El Padrino said...

Squarepants

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

i hope keef is enjoying his meeting

El Padrino said...

Salamander, Scooby, Sappington

El Padrino said...

Skeet, Scaffold, Stynes, Sabo

Spaceman Spiff said...

sigmund

El Padrino said...

Snow, Sperlunking, Spalding

Todd Packer said...

sauerbraten

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

suite

Todd Packer said...

too bad zeke is not here for this... he was grate* at this kind of stuff

kod said...

Shabadoo

El Padrino said...

Snapwinkle, Sodium, Snooki

El Padrino said...

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