Monday, August 30, 2010

2010 College Footyball preview

Here’s how I see the 2010 CFB season ending up.

10) Boise State – Lots of hype for Boise this summer. They’re returning a shit ton of players from last year’s team, yes. They’re getting the highest preseason ranking that a non-BCS team has ever had, yes. They’re 49-4 in the last 5 seasons, yes. But they start the season against VT, in what is basically a home game for the Hokies. If Boise wins, ahik*, they probably run the table because their only other big game is at home against Oregon State. If they lose this game, ahik*, they drop out of the top 10 and will need a ton of help to get back up. My feeling is that they lose against VT, drop to about 7 or 8 in the polls, and then lose again to OSU at home 3 weeks later. They’ve been a nice story the last 3-4 years, but eventually nice stories come to an end.
Prediction: 11-2. Key games: 9/6 vs. VT, 9/25 vs. Oregon St

9) Notre Dame – This pick makes me throw up in my mouth. I hate ND as much as anyone. But Brian Kelly knows what the fuck he’s doing. ND has had talent, they just have had a shitty coaching staff. They still need help on defense, but Kelly’s offenses are typically among the best in the country. Do I think that ND is among the top 10 teams in the country? No. But the voters love them some Notre Dame, and if you give them any reason at all to vote for them, they will come out in droves to vote. The schedule isn’t that tough. They could be 5-0 going into the game at home against Pittsburgh. Then they have road games at Navy & USC in the 2nd half of the season. But USC is coached by Lane Kiffin, so they’ll suck. But they haven’t beaten USC in a while, so it will be a big win irregardless. Big bounce back year for ND this season. I hate to say it, but Kelly was a grate* hire by the Catholics.
Prediction: 10-3. Key games: 10/9 vs. Pitt, 10/23 @ Navy, 11/27 @ USC.

8) Pittsburgh – The stache knows how to recruit. He’s not the greatest coach in the world, but he can get the players. Add to that, the Big East is going to be kind of down a bit this year, and Pitt has a shot at running the table in conference. The defense is going to once again be the strong point of the team. RB Dion Lewis is one of the top 10 players in the country, and he’s only a sophomore. The 2nd half the of the schedule is going to be tough, but if they can make it through that undefeated or with 1 loss, ahik*, they’ll be in a BCS bowl.
Prediction: 10-3. Key games: 9/23 vs. Miami, 10/9 @ ND, 11/11 @ UConn, 11/26 vs. WaVa

7) Oregon – Obviously the #1 concern here is at QB. Massoli was a douchebag, so they kicked him off the team. UO runs that spread offense, and the 2 QBs they have battling for the spot are a pure pocket passer (5th year senior) and a guy who can run like the wind (soph). Either way, they’re gonna put up a shit ton of points once again. They’re returning 17 starters and could run away with the Pac-10 title. James, their RB, is a beast. The biggest question for them is their defense. They won’t have the best points against average, but they’ll do enough to let the offense win games.
Prediction: 11-2. Key games: 10/30 @ USC, 11/13 @ Cal, 12/4 @. Oregon State

6) Oklahoma – Stoops always has loads of talent in Norman. Finding a replacement for Bradtard* won’t be a problem this year, because they played almost all of last year w/o him. Landry Jones will have a big year for the Sooners. The defense is normally the strong suit for OU, and they will be again this season. I think the biggest key for OU is the awful season they had last year is going to give them more motivation to come out this year and dominate. Last year was the 3rd time that a Stoops coached OU team had single digit wins. The previous 2 times it happened, they came back and won the conference title the following year. So, um, yeah.
Prediction: 11-2. Key games: 9/25 @ Cincy, 10/2 vs. Texas, 11/27 @ OkSt

5) Florida – It’s hard to keep a team that just lost Jesus Christ in the top 5. But ol’ Urb has some boys who can play down there in Gainesville. Brantley steps in to replace the savior, and the good news for him is that he has arguably the best offensive line in the country. The defense lost 6 starters, but they have enough redonk ath-a-letes that they shouldn’t fall back too much from last year’s team. Big test at Tuscaloosa during the middle of the season will give us an idea of what to expect from FU. Outside of that game, the schedule is pretty favorable for the Gators.
Prediction: 12-2. Key games: 10/2 @ Alabama, 10/9 vs. LSU, 10/30 vs. UGA

4) Nebraska – The Black Shirts are back, baby! Bo Pelini has those hicks in Nebraska excited for the first time in a while. The biggest question mark for this team, as it has been for the last few years, is the quarterback. Zac Lee was pretty bad last year, and he’ll be on a short leash this year with the 2 youngsters backing him up being hungry for his job. They don’t have any stars in the backfield, but they have one of the best running games around with 3 guys who each have the talent to be the starter. The D lost Suh and their 2 star safeties from last year, but Pelini is a defense guy and he’ll find a way to fill those spots.
Prediction: 12-2. Key games: 10/7 @ Kansas St, 10/16 vs. Texas, 10/30 vs. Missouri

3) THE Ohio State – Fuck it I’m drinking the Kool-Aid. Terrelle Pryor is a beast. I don’t care if he’s got Johnny Damon’s arm. He showed me a lot against Oregon in the Rose Bowl in January. tOSU is going as far as Pryor takes them. The Vest let Pryor loose in the Rose Bowl, and he shined. I’m interested to see if he will open it up this season like he did when Troy Smith was an upperclassman, or if he’ll stick with the field position game. As is the theme for some of the other teams here, their schedule is favorable, with Wisconsin & Iowa being the only tough road games.
Prediction: 12-1. Key games: 9/11 vs. Miami, 10/16 @ Wisconsin, 11/20 @ Iowa

2) Virginia Tech – Ol’ skin graft is ready to make a run at the national title this year. He’s got the QB (Taylor), the RBs (Evans & Williams), and a solid OL. The defense lost 8 starters from last year (goddman pools!) but it seems to be that they always reload on D instead of rebuild. They’ve got a favorable schedule, with only big road games @ UNC & Miami. They should feast on what appears to be a down year for the ACC.
Prediction: 13-1. Key games: 9/6 vs. Boise St, 11/13 @ UNC, 11/20 @ Miami

1) Alabamer – Saban is the best college coach in the country. Yeah, I said it. He’s going to lead the Tide to back-to-back titles, the first time it’s happened since Nebraska did it in the mid-90s. They’ve got the best RB in the country, a star at WR in Julio Jones, and a senior QB who knows how to win games. The defense lost quite a bit, mostly in the backfield, so they’ll be pretty young on D. But guys love playing for Saban and he’ll get the most out of all the new guys.
Prediction: 13-1. Key games: 9/11 vs. Penn State, 10/2 vs. FU, 11/6 @ LSU

Rose Bowl: Oklahoma over Oregon
Fiesta Bowl: Nebraska over Boise St.
Sugar Bowl: FU over Pittsburgh
Orange Bowl: VT over ND
BCS Championship: Alabamer over tOSU

181 comments:

tem said...

Good post. Got a letter in the mail from phoenix, thought it was from keith or zeke, it wasn't. It was from some place saying I qualified for an award of two free plane tickets.....I wonder what I have to do to get this award.

tem said...

Didn't watch ufc...did penn show up and get beat or did he just not bother showing up?

Beth said...

"Didn't watch ufc"

See, this is what happens when you have yourself a woman.

JFreak said...

hail hail to ol' notre dame!

JFreak said...

lots of construction at the memphis airport.

BLUE said...

keef is on the ND bandwagon.

i think it makes him lose all cred

BLUE said...

Boise State won't lose to TOSU at home.

if they were playing in Corvallis, i'd agree, but for whatever reason Boise is basically unbeatable at home.

BLUE said...

and as far as Boise State...this season is starting to setup like the season before they beat Oklahoma in the Fiesta Bowl...tons of pre-season hype, tons of returning starters, big game on the road against a great team (then it was Georgia)

And they lost that game, as well as losing to TOSU and finished 9-4 in their only shitty season the past 10 years.

tem said...

so they will lose to OSU?

tem said...

"See, this is what happens when you have yourself a woman."

indeed

BLUE said...

what's a uFC?

BLUE said...

"so they will lose to TOSU?"

no because that year they played them in Corvallis

JFreak said...

i'm on a plane.

tem said...

blue owns planes

BLUE said...

plane...singular

Beth said...

"plane...singular"

Need a flight attendant?

Beth said...

If so, mize needs a job. :-)

tem said...

you know he does

tem said...

he is either blue or meiz. either way, blue needs a flight attendant and meiz needs a job.

BLUE said...

i'd have to see meiz in his sundress first

Beth said...

You know all this time I thought the nickname "blue" was from Old School but now I'm thinking it's not a coincidence that there's an airline called Jetblue.

Blue was being modest when he said he only owned 1 plane.

tem said...

modesty is a staple of LOV

BLUE said...

yep, and I do need a flight attendant, one of mine pulled the escape hatch and went down the slide

Todd Packer said...

nice preview, keith.... i think fsu might crack the top 10 or at least top 15 this year... jimbo will have a solid year now that bobby is gone

BLUE said...

i don't think Alabama will finish #1.

I think they finish top 5 probably, but new QB, new OL, a lot of new faces on defense...

tem said...

UCONN will finish top 10.

tem said...

no i won't bet on that

tem said...

but i will just blindly say it and if it actually happens i will pretend that i am awesome. even more awesome than i already am.

Beth said...

"even more awesome than i already am"

Going from zero to one isn't really that big a deal tem.

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Spaceman Spiff said...

"Didn't watch ufc...did penn show up and get beat or did he just not bother showing up?"

it was like a replay of the last fight, but worse for penn

Todd Packer said...

" but new QB"

bama has the same qb as last year

Keef said...

"did penn show up and get beat or did he just not bother showing up?"


His body language during the whole intro & fight lookt* like someone close to him died

ns

Keef said...

"Boise State won't lose to TOSU at home."

Yeah I just realized I fuckt* up that part of the post. They should lose to VT & then in the bowl game, which would make them 11-2. Apologies

Keef said...

"i think fsu might crack the top 10 or at least top 15 this year... jimbo will have a solid year now that bobby is gone"


It's Jumbo

/whoever said jumbo that one time

Spaceman Spiff said...

suh fucking up delhomme

Keef said...

had our $FNFL draft yesterday, I had 11th pick out of 12. Booooooo

Keef said...

"It was from some place saying I qualified for an award of two free plane tickets.....I wonder what I have to do to get this award"


I get that shit all the time from places in Scottsdale. You basically have to go sit through a 1 hour sales pitch about buying a timeshare or something. Then you say no, then say no again, then say no again, then say no again, and then one more time. Then they give you a voucher to mail in by a certain date, then the travel agency sends you something to fill out and send back, then they send you a flight voucher that can be used on the 3rd Tuesday of March between 4-7pm

BLUE said...

"bama has the same qb as last year"

really? I thought dude was a senior last year. the guy with 7 names or whatever

BLUE said...

guess i'm still a year behind in the SEC

Keef said...

Bolth* my softball teams won last night. Shitty team is still shitty, but the other team is really good. Jinx

Keef said...

mize
Standard bet on Breer's/Reds series?

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

saw the suh delhomme play on tv when it happened. laughed a lot.

suh just destroyed his facemask (well side of the helmet) then tossed him like a rag doll.

drunk bernie kosar is the color guy. he couldn't believe suh wasn't ejected....bernie is a homer

BLUE said...

"Standard bet on Breer's/Reds series?"

meiz is too poor to pay up

Mize said...

"mize
Standard bet on Breer's/Reds series?"


Fine

Keef said...

the goddman pirates have a grate record at miller park

Mize said...

The Pirates are the Brewers' bitch

tem said...

the Pirates are everyones bitch

Mize said...

I should say fuck it & go fishing.

Keef said...

"I should say fuck it & go fishing."

is that your new yob?

tem said...

fuck what and go fishing?

do you have other plans today?

BLUE said...

give a man a fish, feed him for a day...teach a man to fish feed him for a lifetime

tebow said that

Todd Packer said...

"tebow said that"

yeah, i think he wrote that on his eye-black for a game last year

Todd Packer said...

"meiz is too poor to pay up"

jug can pay if the reds win

Keef said...

jug is a nice guy

Keef said...

mhhh, he seems like a nice guy

Mize said...

"do you have other plans today?"


Get drunk?

Mize said...

Holy fuck, the Reds are 20 games over .500

Keef said...

they are the best

Keef said...

and they just sent volquez to the bullpen

Keef said...

which must mean that Harang is coming back, which sucks because he's awful

Mize said...

Is it possible/realistic to get an Associate's Degree without having to take any math or english courses?

Mize said...

"they are the best"


And Chapman's getting the call soon. I was rumored that was coming up today, but that isn't happening. There are reports that he allegedly hit 105 on the gun this weekend.

Mize said...

"Rachel__Nichols

Lloyds of London has insured Troy Polamalu's hair for $1 million...should make it interesting to watch other players tackling him this year"

Keef said...

"Is it possible/realistic to get an Associate's Degree without having to take any math or english courses?"


no. But the math you would need to take is simple. English is easy, but you just have to do a lot of research in english 102

BLUE said...

why do you follow rachel nichols?

Keef said...

"There are reports that he allegedly hit 105 on the gun this weekend."

That's retarded. But it doesn't matter how hard he throws, he needs better control

tem said...

"Is it possible/realistic to get an Associate's Degree without having to take any math or english courses?'

probably not. you'll need math. english can probably be skipped. well maybe.

tem said...

"Get drunk?"

you can get drunk and fish.

multi-task.

Keef said...

"you can get drunk and fish."

FISH IS A NOUN!

/mize

Keef said...

zeke, if your* still alive, walgreens here has redonk likka prices for the next 2 weeks. jim beam $5.99, Wolfschmidt vodker 1.75 $7.99, Jager $14.99, canadian club 1.75 $13.99, Absolut $15.99,

Keef said...

use this link so I can get credit for the sale

Keef said...

L Pad

Mize said...

"why do you follow rachel nichols?"


Because she provides gems like $1M hair insurance.

BLUE said...

i tried to use that link you provided for the cheap liquor...didn't work though...you must have put up the wrong link

Mize said...

"no. But the math you would need to take is simple. English is easy, but you just have to do a lot of research in english 102"


I don't stand a chance without cheating or having somebody do it for me.

Spaceman Spiff said...

ill do your math for straight cash homey

BLUE said...

"I don't stand a chance without cheating or having somebody do it for me."

that's the american way

USA

Spaceman Spiff said...

arbys by work shut down, wont be choosing 5 anytime soon

BLUE said...

watched that michael moore movie about capitalism...it would have made zeke shit his pants...and Lp would have thrown his remote straight through his TV.


but I thought it was good, as I have with all his movies, his message rings true, just he gets too political

Keef said...

"I don't stand a chance without cheating or having somebody do it for me."

I'll do your english shit. I still have all my papers papers

ns

Keef said...

but not fo free

Keef said...

"Because she provides gems like $1M hair insurance."


Why don't you just subscribe to US Weekly, fag

Keef said...

I took a fucking ground ball off the face last night so the side of my mouth is all swolled up today

BLUE said...

"Why don't you just subscribe to US Weekly, fag"

twitter is cheaper

BLUE said...

more swolled than normal

Keef said...

pitcher on my awsome* softball team is hilarity. He pitches quick as shit. Batter isn't even in the box and he throws the pitch. So a dude was stepping in and puts up his back hand axing for time. Pitchers throws a pitch and hit dead in the center of the plate but the ump said there was time. So pitcher gets the ball back and throws another pitch in the middle of the plate but the ump still had his hand up. Batter (50 year old dude) looks at him and says "What's your problem bro? Give me a little respect". Pitcher says "No problem here". Batter says Give me a little respect here". Pitcher says "OK, sorry", and rolls the ball up to the plate. Batter says "What the hell is your problem" and pitcher says no problem again and rolls the ball up to the plate again. Batter says "What the hell man? I drive up here from Tucson to play, I don't need this. Give me some respect". Pitcher says "I said I'm sorry. I apologize again" and rolls the ball up to the plate for ball 4. It was pretty hilarity

Beth said...

Now that is funny.

Keef said...

no, i was not pitching

Spaceman Spiff said...

you were catching? hey there

/kod

Keef said...

I almost said that kod was pitching

Keef said...

I was gonna say that

/mize

Keef said...

"keef is on the ND bandwagon."


I'm more upset about it than anyone

BLUE said...

i'm not buying your hype

Mize said...

"but not fo free"


Are you familiar with my current income situation?

tem said...

Zona will be good this year

Mize said...

That softball story is hilarious.

Was watching some friends play a few weeks ago & they intentionally walked a guy. He was pissed as shit. Shut up & take your fucking base.

tem said...

"Are you familiar with my current income situation?"

he will probably accept payment in terms of things other than money.

Keef said...

"Are you familiar with my current income situation?"

your money situation doesn't affect me

tem said...

"your money situation doesn't affect me"

it does if you think he is going to pay cash for those papers

Keef said...

"Zona will be good this year"


wildcats? stop it

Keef said...

"it does if you think he is going to pay cash for those papers"


i'm not dpoing his work now. if he doesn't have money then I'm still not doing it. so it doesn't affect me

Keef said...

"Was watching some friends play a few weeks ago & they intentionally walked a guy. He was pissed as shit. Shut up & take your fucking base."


^^^That.

This guy wasn't even good. He was their RF, if that tells you anything. Don't fucking axe for time in softball, either

Keef said...

If your* not ready, don't get in the box


twss

tem said...

if a pitcher fast pitches us we just hit them right back at him as hard as we can.

it is an invitation to "open the box."

JFreak said...

I made it home, thanks for asking.

tem said...

i asked later in the day

tem said...

thanks for answering early

Mize said...

"if a pitcher fast pitches us we just hit them right back at him as hard as we can.

it is an invitation to "open the box.""



Also, this ^^^

Keef said...

"if a pitcher fast pitches us we just hit them right back at him as hard as we can."

Yes

tem said...

i got in early today. i think i'll leave early ish.

tem said...

then after the game we cheer "FRIENDS FOREVER!!!!"

tem said...

beth, which do you think cgtif would rather have for her birthday?

new ipod nano that can actually store all of her songs...hers is old and is 2GB

some goofy silver bracelet with one of those circle charms, not the heart charm

Keef said...

I know I'm not beth, but if it's a tiffany bracelet, then that. Otherwise, the ipod

Mize said...

Real talk, I haven't been in such a good mood in over 2 years. Fuck all that undue stress.

Keef said...

tiffany bracelet basically means femtem

Keef said...

"Real talk, I haven't been in such a good mood in over 2 years. Fuck all that undue stress."


not having money for bills will bring that back, you know

Mize said...

16 gig Nano, Tem. I'm gonna trade my Mom her pink 16 for my graphite 8.

Keef said...

any yob prospects?

Mize said...

"not having money for bills will bring that back, you know"


My lease is done at the end of September

Keef said...

the pink ipod will match the color of your labia

Keef said...

"My lease is done at the end of September"


are you getting out early? I don't remember when you moved there

Mize said...

"any yob prospects?"


Sabrina offered me a PT job to hold me over. I'll probably take it. his wife has some FT openings, but its caring for the mentally handicapped, 2nd or 3rd shift. Not sure if I can do that.

BLUE said...

get her the ipod tem...put some grate songs that make you think of her on there.

like "cherry pie" and "hot blooded"

tem said...

yeah it is either 16 gig nano or bracelet. can't decide.

doubt bracelet will be tiffany. those are too $$$$.

Mize said...

"the pink ipod will match the color of your labia"


IDGAF about the color of my iPod

Keef said...

"get her the ipod tem...put some grate songs that make you think of her on there.

like "cherry pie" and "hot blooded""


And NIN Closer

Keef said...

"doubt bracelet will be tiffany. those are too $$$$."

yep

Keef said...

Buy her a new bed skirt

BLUE said...

and "fuck her gently" by tenacious d

Keef said...

"his wife has some FT openings, but its caring for the mentally handicapped, 2nd or 3rd shift. Not sure if I can do that."

Fuck your pride. Take it until you find something

tem said...

"tiffany bracelet basically means femtem"

so the nano, got it

tem said...

"Buy her a new bed skirt"

that's 1st date gift.

flower and a bed skirt. that's how i roll.

Keef said...

"so the nano, got it"


made me lol

tem said...

"Fuck your pride. Take it until you find something"

pride has nothing to do with taking care of mentally handicapped people.

it's a hard fucking job. i wouldn't be able to do it. i'd kill a tard

Spaceman Spiff said...

takes a certain type of person to handle ratards

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

I'll do your english shit. I still have all my papers papers



those papers will come in handy in AZ


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Keef said...

"pride has nothing to do with taking care of mentally handicapped people.

it's a hard fucking job. i wouldn't be able to do it. i'd kill a tard"



Absolutely. But it's FT work that he can do to pay the bills whilst he's looking for something else. I didn't say do it forever

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

IDGAF about the color of my iPod, as long as it holds all my miley cyrus songs


fixed

BLUE said...

maybe meiz can entertain the tards with all his personalities

Mize said...

"pride has nothing to do with taking care of mentally handicapped people.

it's a hard fucking job."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Mize said...

I need to go to school, not pay bills.

That's what I'm most likely to do.

BLUE said...

maybe one of them truck driving schools like you see on tv.

you remember the number of that school we saw on tv mav?

Keef said...

"I need to go to school, not pay bills.

That's what I'm most likely to do."


Fill out your FAFSA now

ns

Keef said...

better link

Keef said...

It's gonna suck when you don't qualify for a pell grant because jug claimed you on his taxes

Keef said...

"I need to go to school, not pay bills. "


Ah, so jug is taking care of it. Got it

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

It's gonna suck when you don't qualify for a pell grant because jug claimed you on his taxes


hilarity

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

It's gonna suck when you don't qualify for a pell grant because jug claimed you on his taxes


taxes?

/Lp

Keef said...

mize
If you want to finish school a lot quicker, and have a way of paying like with a credit card or someting, take these exams. You can take tests in different areas and get a shit ton of credits. Check with whatever school you're going to go to and see how many of those credits they'll accept. A lot of schools will accept up to 60 credits using those tests

ns

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

you also get credits for basic training and tech school in the air national guard...plus they pay for a good portion of school, if not all of it depending on what you do.


ns

BLUE said...

meiz could go fly jets

Mize said...

Just talked face to face with the landlady. Don't hafta pay rent this month if she can keep the security deposit. God bless.

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

God bless.

oh now you come around

BLUE said...

Just talked face to face with the landlady. Don't hafta pay rent this month if she can keep the security deposit. thanks obama

/fized

BLUE said...

thanks tebow

/fized

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

mize

Mize said...

"A lot of schools will accept up to 60 credits using those tests

ns"


Thank you so very much

Mize said...

"oh now you come around"


Only capitalized because its the first word, Harris.

Keef said...

I'm blockt* on jug's mize link, but I'm guessing it's top gun

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'm blockt* on jug's mize link, but I'm guessing it's top gun"

think landlady

Keef said...

ruby? or whatever that kid's name is

Keef said...

Pearl. I knew it was a gem

Keef said...

wally world

Keef said...

rev ♥s the Mess

Meiz's Sugar Daddy said...

"I'm blockt* on jug's mize link, but I'm guessing it's top gun"



Kingpin

JFreak said...

little pin.

Mize said...

Gonna go up north again in 2 days.

Gonna sit at the Timber Rattlers game with the dude that runs BrewCrewBall beforehand. Should be fun. Jake Odorizzi bobblehead day.

Mize said...

FREAK

iamunstoppable said...

youre still here?

Mize said...

"iamunstoppable said...

youre still here?"



The fuck is this guy?!?!?!?

Mize said...

Iam! My negro!

JFreak said...

Iam, I was in your state this past week.

Ate lots of barbeque.

Keef said...

solid day today

Keef said...

6 game lead for Cincy

jinx

Todd Packer said...

iam is still alive.... nice

Beth said...

I missed it yesterday but tem I have to agree with blue's suggestion:

"get her the ipod tem...put some grate songs that make you think of her on there"

You can start with "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry. (S)

Beth said...

Well I see LOV is off to a rousing start today.

BLUE said...

i blame tem

Beth said...

Tem just posted but forgot to say go.

tem said...

go. finished the post like 30 mins ago, but didn't get a chance to say so here.

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