Thursday, August 05, 2010

2 weeks until Chicago

Something like that right? Anyways I was playing ketchup this morning and I saw that Freak wanted an agenda. Well, we will get there around noon or one on Friday. There is a decent chance a drink or two will be consumed on Jug's ride in...and it will be like that all weekend. What else do you need to know? Maybe we can all pitch in a few bucks and mail Lp a six pack of Old Style.

When I first moved to Texas and got my yob at the NASA contractor my boss at the time invited me to be in his fantasy football league. It was a league he had been in for about 15 years or so and they never had a lot of turnover. I thought it was cool that bossman invited me in...he also paid me overtime while I was working on a project once, but that's another story. We have a league kickoff lunch every year and we had ours yesterday...now I'm officially pumped for fantasy football. I'm in three money leagues, 2 with those guys and one that I commish. They are all live drafts (2 snake and one auction), so that week before the season starts will be much fun!

The "I heart Keef" pic is disturbing...well done for Beth's name.

Jug is taking a work trip to DC next week, so I might need a spot start next Thursday. I'm taking my laptop...so I'll see what I can do. Maybe I'll write a post this weekend and schedule it for Thursday...that'll be interesting. I'm hoping to take in a Nats game and visit some friends while I'm there. My old boss from about 15 years ago now works at the Pentagon.

Origin of Obama's campaign strategy revealed

Hilarious Tosh.0 from the other day

My brother just randomly sent me a text message that said "There's no hope with dope!" Made me laugh.

Has anyone tried that Urban Gangs thing on MMA pro fighter? I refuse.

That's all I have this morning...

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jugdish said...

I didn't bother reading that post.

I ♥ Keef said...

That makes 2 of us.

s

I ♥ Keef said...

"The "I heart Keef" pic is disturbing...well done for Beth's name."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I ♥ Keef said...

Now keef said I could stop using this after 1 day as he was tired of looking at fat keith, but now I'm kinda liking this look for me...

s

El Padrino said...

you worked 15 years ago?

jesus

I ♥ Keef said...

EP, I owe you a pic and name change, it's coming in a few minutes.

jugdish said...

you worked 15 years ago?

jesus


I was 18 when I joined the air force

El Padrino said...

"I was 18 when I joined the air force"

so your old

got it

El Padrino said...

come to think of it, my first job was bussing tables at age 15

so that means i've been working 15 years too

fuck me

El Padrino said...

"EP, I owe you a pic and name change, it's coming in a few minutes."

take your time

jugdish said...

so that means i've been working 15 years too

fuck me


face!

I ♥ Keef said...

Ok EP, your new name and pic, at least for today, is I ♥ Keef TOO!!

That's just to make things more confusing on LOV (although I'll probably be changing my name and pic back in a bit since that was keef approved).

jugdish said...

im getting ready to reenlist for three years...will take me over 20...crazy

jugdish said...

Ok EP, your new name and pic, at least for today, is I ♥ Keef TOO!!


hilarity

Beth said...

2 creepy keef profiles on LOV (well 3 if you count the original) would be too much, so I'm back to my normal name and pic.

El Padrino said...

"im getting ready to reenlist for three years...will take me over 20...crazy"

nice

did you ever go overseas?

I love Keef TOO! said...

worse name/change/pic EVar!!!!?!1!!

jugdish said...

I don't want to deal with that shit

jugdish said...

did you ever go overseas?


sadly no. I was active duty for 8 years and didn't really travel at all. i did take advantage of that and get a degree though.

I love Keef TOO! said...

"sadly no. I was active duty for 8 years and didn't really travel at all. i did take advantage of that and get a degree though."

war dodger

s

jugdish said...

war dodger

s


The funny thing about that is I'm in W's old unit.

Mize said...

"you worked 15 years ago?

jesus"


You didn't?


I've had some sort of job since I was like 14.

Mize said...

"come to think of it, my first job was bussing tables at age 15

so that means i've been working 15 years too

fuck me"


Goddmann ketchup

Mize said...

"im getting ready to reenlist for three years...will take me over 20...crazy"


Good god, WHY?

jugdish said...

why what?

Mize said...

Why reenlist?

jugdish said...

I've got 17 years of service between active duty and air national guard. I'm not eligible for a military retirement until I've served at least 20 years.

Also, my current civilian yob is tied to my air national guard yob, so if i leave the guard i have to leave my civilian yob.

Beth said...

Come on jug, tell the real reason. Guys in uniform get ungodly amounts of tail.

jugdish said...

beth read between the lines

Mize said...

None of that made any sense to me

jugdish said...

None of that made any sense to me


basically if i didn't reenlist i would have to leave my civilian yob. Also i would get no military retirement. if i enlist for three more years im eligible to get a retirement check every month once i am 60

Beth said...

Basically mize, re-enlisting gives jug SOMEPLACE TO GO!

Mize said...

Ah. Kinda wish somebody would have told me that 12 years ago.

jugdish said...

its not a bad deal at all...you could still do it

I love Keef TOO! said...

do it meiz

grab life by the balls and suck them

Mize said...

20 years. Nope.

jugdish said...

"It's great to have opportunities, but someone has to drive them in," Leyland said. "It isn't going to be me -- I was a career .233 hitter in the minor leagues -- so these guys have to do it."


chuckle

jugdish said...

20 years. Nope.



goes by fast
they pay for school
you learn a skill
retirement (if you go 20)
benefits

= win

Beth said...

"goes by fast
they pay for school
you learn a skill
retirement (if you go 20)
benefits

= win"

But do they pay overtime?????

I love Keef TOO! said...

meiz is hilarious

I love Keef TOO! said...

"Freak wanted an agenda"

what a homo

I love Keef TOO! said...

no agneda's during a mancation homo face

I love Keef TOO! said...

you guys have to take pics and post them

hangover style

Mize said...

"you guys have to take pics and post them"


They'll be on facebook.

Mize said...

Aaand some bitch is now accusing us of stealing a platinum wedding ring.

I love Keef TOO! said...

"They'll be on facebook."

then i wont see them

I love Keef TOO! said...

i'm hearing liquid vitamins are better than pill vitamins

anyone take vitamins here?

i'm starting for the first time

Mize said...

"then i wont see them"


Unfortunate

jugdish said...

Aaand some bitch is now accusing us of stealing a platinum wedding ring.


check new guy's hand

jugdish said...

anyone take vitamins here?



just flintstone's


/freak

jugdish said...

i'm hearing liquid vitamins are better than pill vitamins


i take a multivitamin and potassium on most days...haven't tried the liquid stuff.

Beth said...

"i'm hearing liquid vitamins are better than pill vitamins

anyone take vitamins here?

i'm starting for the first time"


Do they even make Flintstone vitamins in liquid form?

Beth said...

Dammit, jug stole my Flintstones idea.

Mize said...

"check new guy's hand"


There is no new guy

jugdish said...

There is no new guy



What? When did this happen? DARREN!!!

jugdish said...

has this been posted?

Mize said...

He got himself a sales yob with Quikrete. Congratulations. 5 years of college nets you a job selling fake concrete.

Mize said...

"has this been posted?"

Antoine Dodson is one of those things that I just assume everybody has seen.

jugdish said...

when did that happen? i have really seen almost no news or anything for the last week or so.

Mize said...

The remix is HDH. Best use of autotune to date.

I love Keef TOO! said...

hide your kids

yea old news

Spaceman Spiff said...

bone in ribeye now on better sale at another market, suite

I love Keef TOO! said...

$4.99 a lb?

Mize said...

Awesome

I love Keef TOO! said...

The Obama's have a great life

Spaceman Spiff said...

3.79$/lb

jugdish said...

too much keef on the top of this page

I love Keef TOO! said...

happy birthday Patrick!

I love Keef TOO! said...

3.79$/lb

wow, great

jugdish said...

happy birthday Patrick!


fixed

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

jugdish said...

i've decided to take the lead from the redskins and give mize a conditioning test in chicago.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont even gotta click/hover on jugs link to know what it is

jugdish said...

hundredpushups?


s

Keef said...

"so I'm back to my normal name and pic."


1/2 day < than 1 day


s

jugdish said...

dude on mike and mike this morning said there is a taint on a-rod's legacy


gross

kod said...

i'm hearing liquid vitamins are better than pill vitamins

anyone take vitamins here?


-I take a shitload daily (Flinstone, C, D, E, Gluclosamine and Condroitin), and I make sure (if available) I get the water-soluable liquid gel caps

-avoid fat soluable vitamins as much as possible (like Centrum for example); you rarely get the full benefit from those

Keef said...

Elvis Dumervil suffered a torn pectoral muscle during Wednesday's practice that will sideline him indefinitely

kod said...

"i've decided to take the lead from the redskins and give mize a conditioning test in chicago."


jilarity

Keef said...

An investment group led by Hall of Fame pitcher and Texas Rangers president Nolan Ryan won a contentious and unusual auction for the team early Thursday, beating back a nearly $600 million offer from outspoken Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban.

Keef said...

"i've decided to take the lead from the redskins and give mize a conditioning test in chicago."


Like a shuffle run?

/LP

Mize said...

"i've decided to take the lead from the redskins and give mize a conditioning test in chicago."


We can skip the formalities, if you'd like.

Mize said...

Selig blocked Cuban from getting the team

I love Keef TOO! said...

"dont even gotta click/hover on jugs link to know what it is"

i know

I love Keef TOO! said...

"Selig blocked Cuban from getting the team"

what an old dickbag

I love Keef TOO! said...

blocked on dat ass

a crippling realization

Mize said...

"what an old dickbag"


He allegedly consulted Stern on it. Stern's an old dickbag, too.

I love Keef TOO! said...

"-I take a shitload daily (Flinstone, C, D, E, Gluclosamine and Condroitin), and I make sure (if available) I get the water-soluable liquid gel caps"

yet your sick every other week

i'll try liquid form, i think pill form you piss and shit them right out

I love Keef TOO! said...

wish Alex went home last night, hate those giant glasses and giant spoon he wears in his chef coat

fucking bullshit

I love Keef TOO! said...

my god sofia vergara is a WOMAN

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i'll try liquid form, i think pill form you piss and shit them right out"

most of it yea, but better than nothing

let me know if your piss is neon after taking the liquid stuff, if not, ill have to switch

I love Keef TOO! said...

long legs bountiful bres-a-sis long hair pretty face nice ass

she's like an amusement park

I love Keef TOO! said...

"let me know if your piss is neon after taking the liquid stuff, if not, ill have to switch"

will do

Keef said...

"i'll try liquid form, i think pill form you piss and shit them right out"

You know they dissolve when you eat them, right?

kod said...

"yet your sick every other week"

-most of the vitamins are just for my arthritis or fertility purposes though (although C, D, and Flinstones should help me stay healthier in theory)

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wish Alex went home last night, hate those giant glasses and giant spoon he wears in his chef coat"

knew he wouldnt since he won last week, he's dunzo though

hate him, he's oblivious to everything

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Elvis Dumervil suffered a torn pectoral muscle during Wednesday's practice that will sideline him indefinitely"

good thing he got his money

I love Keef TOO! said...

"You know they dissolve when you eat them, right?"

i don't think they work has effectively as liquid

would you rather take a water pill or drink water

it's science

Mize said...

"-most of the vitamins are just for my arthritis or fertility purposes though "


Comment. Of. The. Day.

I love Keef TOO! said...

fertility

lol

Mize said...

"let me know if your piss is neon after taking the liquid stuff, if not, ill have to switch"


You care about piss color?

kod said...

"i don't think they work has effectively as liquid"

you're right, I've gotten three MD opinions on this (as well as a couple nurses)

Spaceman Spiff said...

when you take vitamin pills you dont absorb all of it and piss some out, makes your piss neon

kod said...

fertility

lol


-yeah, the most prescribed and effective supplement for male fertility costs around $120 a bottle, but is really nothing more than what you get from taking a Flintstone and Vitamin E supp.

kod said...

when you take vitamin pills you dont absorb all of it and piss some out, makes your piss neon


fat soluble pills yes; but that's because they don't all get absorbed like water soluble caps. The water soluble shouldn't do that to you (doesn't to me at least....while the fat soluble ones do)

I love Keef TOO! said...

"-yeah, the most prescribed and effective supplement for male fertility costs around $120 a bottle, but is really nothing more than what you get from taking a Flintstone and Vitamin E supp."

good to know

Spaceman Spiff said...

kod,

you take 'glucosamine plus MSM' or 'glucosamine plus chondroitin'

kod said...

if you're pee is neon from a water soluble vitamin, it just means you are not getting enough hydration

kod said...

glucosamine plus chondroitin'

^^^^^

that one

kod said...

my dad gets it for me from Costco (Kirkland) down in the Cities; very very inexpensive

-I also give it to my black lab, she's old and arthritic

Blue said...

"Elvis Dumervil suffered a torn pectoral muscle during Wednesday's practice that will sideline him indefinitely"

O:FD is in full effect lately

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
O:FD is in full effect lately"

O:FB latched onto mcdaniels

I love Keef TOO! said...

shark week

Blue said...

GK cancer
Carmelo not signing his extension
Rockies losing to the Pirates and playing shitty
Knowshon getting hurt
Tebow
Buckhalter getting hurt
Dumervil hurt
K-mart out until February
Birdman out until February
Tebow

O:FD has been brutal

I love Keef TOO! said...

i've eaten shark

i liked it

ns

Blue said...

end woe

Blue said...

"i've eaten shark

i liked it

ns"

me too

Todd Packer said...

"knew he wouldnt since he won last week, he's dunzo though

hate him, he's oblivious to everything"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^

jugdish said...

kod, did you buy any vitamins on mma pro fighter?

s

I love Keef TOO! said...

O:FB latched onto mcdaniels

^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

"no agneda's during a mancation"

"agneda's" made me laugh twice

I love Keef TOO! said...

GK cancer
Carmelo not signing his extension
Rockies losing to the Pirates and playing shitty
Knowshon getting hurt
Tebow
Buckhalter getting hurt
Dumervil hurt
K-mart out until February
Birdman out until February
Tebow

O:FD has been brutal


you forgot B Marsh trade and Cargo not being a superstar

also Tebow

Blue said...

taste* like chicken

Blue said...

Bmarsh trade is O:FD, it's O:FM

just like the Cutler trade is O:FC

Todd Packer said...

"also Tebow"

stop it, blue ♥s tesus

Blue said...

they call him Baby Tesus here (ns)

tem said...

"anyone take vitamins here?"

i try to do men's one a days. but i usually end up taking one every third day.

Blue said...

i take barley and malt vitamins daily

Blue said...

sometimes a hops vitamin, sometimes not

tem said...

"Nolan Ryan won a contentious and unusual auction for the team early Thursday, beating back a nearly $600 million offer from outspoken Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban."

i am SAS.

i sit corrected.

Todd Packer said...

"anyone take vitamins here?"

i don't take vitamins... i probably should

jugdish said...

cowherd was talking about that dude who got caught cheating and actually marrying anoother girl by his wife when she did a search on him on facebook. Cowherd said "that facebook is nothing but trouble".


yeah that...or his dumbass marrying a second girl

Keef said...

"O:FD has been brutal"


Don't forget them signing Fatdale

Keef said...

"yeah that...or his dumbass marrying a second girl"

yeah, cowherd is a fucking ratard

jugdish said...

yeah, cowherd is a fucking ratard



i either totally agree with something he says or think he is a tard...no in between

kod said...

"Has anyone tried that Urban Gangs thing on MMA pro fighter? I refuse."

I refuse as well; I looked at the rules and IMO it's basically just an attempt to get people to buy shit form their sponsers to get pro points

tem said...

UFC TALK:

Chael Sonnen says Lance Armstrong gave himself cancer.

Chael is great. I hope he wins.

Blue said...

"Don't forget them signing Fatdale"

I like that signing...he's a local kid, he's straightened himself out...he can get a medicinal mj card here...and there isn't any risk, they're paying him jack shit, and if he sucks they'll just cut him.

Keef said...

I think the Sonnen/Silva fight goes to a decision

kod said...

looks like the Twins finally found some offense here against Tampa



sucks that Capps blew the save last night, but Delmon should have caught that ball in the 9th (or gotten an error for missing it) and he made up for it anyway with the game winning RBI in the 13th

tem said...

they started it all by drafting Clarett.

tem said...

that was the beginning of OF:D

Keef said...

"I like that signing"


he's black

tem said...

"I think the Sonnen/Silva fight goes to a decision"

only if silva goofs off

jugdish said...

he's black


damn

/blue

Keef said...

"only if silva goofs off"


So it goes to a decision. Got it

I love Keef TOO! said...

he's black

hilarity

tem said...

"So it goes to a decision. Got it"

just wanted to make sure that you thought it would go to a decision because silva will goof off.

not because you thought sonnen was just as good as silva.

Mize said...

There's a dude in here that looks like an older Jug. I was shook when he walked in.

jugdish said...

There's a dude in here that looks like an older Jug. I was shook when he walked in, he was strikingly handsome!


fixed

I love Keef TOO! said...

There's a dude in here that looks like an older Jug. I was shook when he walked in. Should I blow him?

*ficced

I love Keef TOO! said...

"NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- The U.S. Postal Service reported a $3.5 billion loss in its most recent quarter Thursday, as mail volume plummets and retiree health care costs mount."


good lord

Keef said...

"just wanted to make sure that you thought it would go to a decision because silva will goof off."


yes. he's a joke, he'll nerve* take it seriously

Keef said...

There's a dude in here that looks like an older Jug. I was shook when he walked in. Then I axed him to buy me stuff

*fized

jugdish said...

There's a dude in here that looks like an older Jug. I was shook when he walked in. Should I blow him?

*ficced



gross

Spaceman Spiff said...

Rome just got trolled by sonnen and doesnt realize it and wont stop ranting about the interview

jugdish said...

An MRI on Albert Haynesworth's sore knee has been performed...they found a vagina in there.

Spaceman Spiff said...

emailers and callers victimized by the trolling are embarrassing themselves

Spaceman Spiff said...

they need to listen/watch more sonnen interviews

jugdish said...

training camp pic

Spaceman Spiff said...

this is hilarity, taking up the whole hour

tem said...

sonnen is great entertainment

Keef said...

"Rome just got trolled by sonnen and doesnt realize it and wont stop ranting about the interview"


goddman spoilers

tem said...

"Rome just got trolled by sonnen "

what does that even mean? /lp

I love Keef TOO! said...

what does that even mean? /lp

^^^^

I love Keef TOO! said...

twizzlers or ice cream

I love Keef TOO! said...

hey what happened to the skittle challenges?

no one taste the rainbow anymore?

I love Keef TOO! said...

i can go for a nice shaved ice right now

I love Keef TOO! said...

it's hot as balls out

tem said...

"no one taste the rainbow anymore?"

not anymore, the gays have taken over the rainbow.

Keef said...

I pulled into a Walmart parking lot a little bit ago and there was a lady walking out and in her cart was 4 bags of cat food, 3 tubs of cat litter, and a birthday cake. That's it

I love Keef TOO! said...

"I pulled into a Walmart parking lot a little bit ago and there was a lady walking out and in her cart was 4 bags of cat food, 3 tubs of cat litter, and a birthday cake. That's it"

Kod's cousin

I love Keef TOO! said...

i have uneaten ice cream cake at home

just remembered
now i'm pumped

jugdish said...

think its her cats birthday?

jugdish said...

Kod's cousin



hilarity

Keef said...

"twizzlers or ice cream"

Ice cream. Every time

tem said...

on fb cmelpad says she just finished the ice cream.

tem said...

tem dislikes twizzlers

Keef said...

"it's hot as balls out"

^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz,

i'm not a fan of this new look

only portman can do that shit

Keef said...

"i have uneaten ice cream cake at home"


Eaten ice cream is the worse

I love Keef TOO! said...

you gotta have big tits to pull off hair like that

Keef said...

"think its her cats birthday?"


That was my guess

jugdish said...

on fb cmelpad says she just finished the ice cream.



Jug likes this

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i can go for a nice shaved ice right now"

with ice cream

I love Keef TOO! said...

amber rose rocks the short crop

and her ass is ginourmous and full of wonderment

I love Keef TOO! said...

"Eaten ice cream is the worse"

i shoulda said untouched like the whole cake, no slices taken

jugdish said...

cookie puss?

Keef said...

mize

jugdish said...

mize


that headline cracked me up

jugdish said...

i need to get some work done today

tem said...

i dislike the super short hair, even on portman. and i am a huge portman fan

tem said...

"i need to get some work done today"

stop it

Blue said...

what about supershort hair on shue?

I love Keef TOO! said...

"Basically, the Mets will probably need to go roughly 35-20 the rest of the way."

can't wait for football

kod said...

1 hour left of the work week


almost time to shimmy on down to the Cities for a weekend of family, beer and swimming/hanging out by the pool (definitely 3 of my top 10 favorite things)

Blue said...

that's roughly what the rockies need to do as well play over .600 baseball for the next 2 months

Blue said...

incest is best


/kod

kod said...

The way the WSox have been playing, seems like the Twins will have to go .800 or something crazy like that

kod said...

that's an odd remark Blue

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