Friday, July 16, 2010

T.O. comes off as gay not for nothing

Now with the 2nd half about to kick off some predictions.

I won't predict the NL East. Yanks are obviously going to win the AL East with the Rays winning the Wild Card as O:FB continues. The AL Central is CRAZY. Landmineasswell* draw straws but I think the White Sox will get it done. They have better pitching than both Minnesota and Detroit. The Rangers with Cliff Lee in fold will win the West. Dude even pitches 9 innings when he gets shelled. NL Central I like the Reds and it's no jinx. They got Volquez coming back it's like a new additon to the team. Perfect balance of veterans and young men. Good team. NS. I like the Rockies to eventually win the West but it will go down to the last week.

Footyball getting closer. Just realized I cancelled my HBO now I'll miss out on Hard Knocks.

Wade keeps defending Lebron and he seems like a good dude. Maybe even a bit smart. Does he not realize that Lebron looked like a total asswipe with the whole TV thing and whatnot? RDR?

Bash at the Beach:


It's Friday.

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Beth said...

"I won't predict the NL East."

I can understand that, it must be painful knowing that the Braves are such a better team than the Mess.

Mel Gibson chillin said...

yeah that's it

Mel Gibson chillin said...

beth how single life again

you randomly fucking or you'v ebeen good?

Mel Gibson chillin said...

spiff name

the fuck

Tebowner Patrol said...

wade is emasculating lebron

why doesn't lebron say "i never quit"

why doesn't lebron say "yeah, i did this and I don't give a shit that i gave cleveland the keef sanchez"

because lebron is a pussy

Tebowner Patrol said...

i'm actually really enjoying the "lebron is a villian" era

getting booed everywhere he goes is awesome

Tebowner Patrol said...

"T.O. comes off as gay not for nothing"


but LP would be excited to have him on the Gints

jugdish said...

i'm actually really enjoying the "lebron is a villian" era


I'm going to enjoy hating on them for years to come

Mel Gibson chillin said...

"but LP would be excited to have him on the Gints"

never happen

and i wouldnt be excited i kind of hate him

Mel Gibson chillin said...

hate when the ipod freezes

fucking jobs

Mel Gibson chillin said...

the braves are winning due to really good starting pitching, the offense still sucks

prado and infante will fade

Mel Gibson chillin said...

*and glaus

Mel Gibson chillin said...

The game was originally scheduled for a 10:15 p.m. ET start but was pushed back to 10:35 because of a pre-game ceremony to honor Giants broadcaster Jon Miller.

?

Tebowner Patrol said...

so the mets aren't winning with smoke and mirrors?

Beth said...

"you randomly fucking or you'v ebeen good?"

Why can't I be both?

Tebowner Patrol said...

"The game was originally scheduled for a 10:15 p.m. ET start but was pushed back to 10:35 because of a pre-game ceremony to honor Giants broadcaster Jon Miller."


they're honoring him because he accused the rockies of cheating

Beth said...

So if you're so confident about the Braves vs Mess EP, want to double our 3-day bet?

Tebowner Patrol said...

"Why can't I be both?"

so random fucking...got it

Mel Gibson chillin said...

one of my biggest office pet peeves is when someone takes someone elses newspaper into the shitter and brings it back to that person, like i want the paper with your shit aura on it

fuck off old man

Beth said...

Well just like meiz and smoking, it's hard to give up old habits.

s

Tebowner Patrol said...

keith are we betting on the weekend series?

jugdish said...

newspapers



::rotary phone::

Mel Gibson chillin said...

"So if you're so confident about the Braves vs Mess EP, want to double our 3-day bet?"

i dont think the braves will run away with the division is what i'm saying

doubling our series bet is silly

how bout we bet on the the division winner

Mel Gibson chillin said...

dont re-fuck exfmbeth like tem re-fucked exfmtem

Mel Gibson chillin said...

"so the mets aren't winning with smoke and mirrors?"

they got a pretty solid team blue, in the NL they are up there so far...

Tebowner Patrol said...

beth doesn't seem that type

she moves on, she moves on

lots of other men and women to sex with out there for her

Mel Gibson chillin said...

Oosthuizen grabs Open lead

what kind of name is that

Mel Gibson chillin said...

blue bought the warriors

Beth said...

"doubling our series bet is silly

how bout we bet on the the division winner"

Ummm, we already did and that was what I was referring to when I asked about doubling our bet.

Tebowner Patrol said...

i'm not one to trash another man's team, unless that team is in milwaukee

that being said, the mets have been "surprising" to say the least this season

Beth said...

"beth doesn't seem that type

she moves on, she moves on"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Tebowner Patrol said...

"Ummm, we already did and that was what I was referring to when I asked about doubling our bet."

hilarity

jugdish said...

I'm not sure I can be there by 7:45, why don't be make it quarter to 8?

Mel Gibson chillin said...

dies while masturbating to a porno

Mel Gibson chillin said...

"Ummm, we already did and that was what I was referring to when I asked about doubling our bet."

oh

Mel Gibson chillin said...

WALL

Mel Gibson chillin said...

pandora sucks

Mel Gibson chillin said...

it's friday, you ain't got no job

Beth said...

British Open suspended for high winds. Apparently it's so strong it's blowing the balls off the greens.

Beth said...

So no golfing for awhile.

(That was just to annoy meiz.)

Tebowner Patrol said...

phil got a shitty draw

feel bad for the fat guy

jugdish said...

my brother sent this to me, i laughed.


Im surprised we haven’t seen any video footage of Obama with his suit on under water with some goggles screwing on that cap...sleeves rolled up, of course.

Mel Gibson chillin said...

goddamn sisters

Beth said...

With the tag line:

"A cap we can believe in."

Tebowner Patrol said...

yes he can

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP name/pic

start on monday

Pepé Le Padrino

Mel Gibson chillin said...

your better than this

Mel Gibson chillin said...

tem you ever eat squirrel?

Beth said...

"tem you ever eat squirrel?"

I have. (ns)

Tastes kind of like chicken.
(Also ns)

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP fucking annihilated bgep

jugdish said...

EP fucking annihilated bgep


high-larrity

Tebowner Patrol said...

no mercy

Tebowner Patrol said...

c'mon you know EP don't play no soccer

jugdish said...

that video is not as funny without the ep tagline

Mel Gibson chillin said...

hahahha in the FACE

Tebowner Patrol said...

yeah, they should remix that with coming to america, in the face

Beth said...

After watching that video, I spontaneously burst into a chant of

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!


s

Mel Gibson chillin said...

Tastes kind of like cock.
(Also ns)

*fixed

Mel Gibson chillin said...

Ready, Set, Bag! is a documentary about eight state champions competing in the National Grocers Association's Best Bagger contest in Las Vegas.


wft

Spaceman Spiff said...

retard of the litter

Todd Packer said...

"EP fucking annihilated bgep"

awesome

Beth said...

"Tastes kind of like cock.
(Also ns)"

Nah, cock is saltier.

Tebowner Patrol said...

"After watching that video, I spontaneously burst into a chant of

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!"

USA goalie should watch that to see how to stop shots...loser

Spaceman Spiff said...

steve,

where were you during this oakland burger king fight? some chick raised up and meiz brutally put her down

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Penny Hardaway said on Charles Oakley's internet radio show Thursday that he wants to return to the NBA and play for the, wait for it...Heat."

desperate much?

Tebowner Patrol said...

TP has these on order

Tebowner Patrol said...

rumor has it that Patrick Ewing is going to join the heat with Charles Barkley so they can finally get rings

Tebowner Patrol said...

this inception movie might be alright

maybe

Spaceman Spiff said...

no doubt

Mel Gibson chillin said...

finally an original idea for a movie

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Mel Gibson chillin said...

been making everything "buffalo style" lately

Todd Packer said...

"TP has these on order"

sotp already asked for these

ns

Todd Packer said...

"been making everything "buffalo style" lately"

buffalo style foot long mozz stick?

jugdish said...

sconnie gyms

Todd Packer said...

i think i'm gonna go hit the golf course... got a free round today

Mel Gibson chillin said...

sotp a tebow fan, should have known

Todd Packer said...

"sotp a tebow fan, should have known"


sotp is now a broncos fan too

Tebowner Patrol said...

the tebow hype is growing on me

now i just gotta hope he doesn't suck


not bringing myself to buying a jersey yet though..

Todd Packer said...

i disliked tebow at first... thought he was screwing over leak, but tebow grows on you... i would no doubt hate him if he wasn't a gator... same can be said for joke noah

Todd Packer said...

golf time

Keef said...

"keith are we betting on the weekend series?"

Sure

Keef said...

"dies while masturbating to a porno"


el pad

Mel Gibson chillin said...

"I thought she might go earlier. I guess we will play it by air."

The HDH is hereditary. Email from my mom above.

Keef said...

wall

Mel Gibson chillin said...

anyone try the M&M pretzel candy yet?

Keef said...

Cleveland is so pathetic

Keef said...

"anyone try the M&M pretzel candy yet?"

yeah

Mel Gibson chillin said...

A deal is unlikely to be struck Friday, a league source said, but both the Rams and Bradford's reps are expected to lay the groundwork for what will be the richest contract in NFL history.

The guaranteed money in the deal is expected to be between $45 million and $50 million, the source said.



bananas

Mel Gibson chillin said...

Favre on return: 'It starts with the ankle'


in other words, i'll re-join the team after training camp

Mel Gibson chillin said...

this day is going by so slow

kod said...

"Gilbert has said that instead of sending him money, fans should donate to the Cleveland Cavaliers Youth Fund. That's where proceeds from the lemonade sales will go."


that's cool though. I actually think it's kind of awesome they are doing that....and F Stern for levying that fine to begin with. F Jesse Jackson for his stupid comments on it as well

Mel Gibson chillin said...

always F jess jackson

Spaceman Spiff said...

Toy Story 4: Andy's All Growed* Up

Beth said...

"anyone try the M&M pretzel candy yet?"

Too much pretzel, not enough chocolate.

Mel Gibson chillin said...

toy story 4

nice

kod said...

how can they do that? All the toys died in the house fire at the end of 3

Spaceman Spiff said...

"how can they do that? All the toys died in the house fire at the end of 3"

fuck sequels

/kod

kod said...

fuck sequels

/kod

^^^^^^^^


and remakes


-although I have heard that TS 3 is really really good

Spaceman Spiff said...

it was great, toys dying took it to another level

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Wade: LeBron didn't quit"

lost mad respek* for bron if this is true

/zeke

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Mel Gibson chillin said...

good gravy

Mel Gibson chillin said...

you know what are fantastic?

snickers ice cream bars

i need to buy them more often

Mel Gibson chillin said...

i would eat a snickers bar out of some pussy, could just imagine them slightly melting in and around that wonderful vagina

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

jugdish said...

i think you're sharing too much right now

Keef said...

"how can they do that? All the toys died in the house fire at the end of 3"


Goddman spoilers

Keef said...

"you know what are fantastic?

snickers ice cream bars

i need to buy them more often"



I like those, but I like the Twix ones the better

Keef said...

"i think you're sharing too much right now"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

cmlp's FB update

"Remind me never to buy Anthony Snickers ice cream bars again"

jugdish said...

cmlp's comment on her FB post:

Snickers...not as satisfying as I remember.

Mel Gibson chillin said...

snickers

mmm hungry

Mel Gibson chillin said...

got the m&m's

good

Keef said...

cmlp's comment on her FB post:



Not going anywhere for a while? Fuck!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ronnie Brewer tells Y! Sports he turned down Boston offer to sign 3-year, $12.5 million deal with Bulls."

O:FB?

not high on brewer

jugdish said...

cmlp's comment on her FB post:


Anthony "Beltraned" me in the bedroom again last night.



wadr

Mel Gibson chillin said...

i struck out?

jugdish said...

whatever the sexual equivalent of a looking at a called strike three to end their playoffs is

Mel Gibson chillin said...

i guess it would be getting the woman to the point of climax then stopping

Mel Gibson chillin said...

Louis CK: But if I'm with a woman and she wants to be with me, she must like me. I definitely have sex with my T-shirt on, always. I haven't had sex without a shirt on, God, since I was about 23."

Terry Gross: Is that true?

Louis CK: Yeah, I just don't think that's fair. I mean, you know, let her think she's with somebody decent, you know? ... I do have sex sometimes on the show, and there's a rule that I have to be on my back.

Terry Gross: Why, because your stomach flattens?

Louis C.K.: Well, no, God, no. I'm not laying back in that bed thinking, "I look awesome right now." It's because I think I should always be the victim of the sex. I don't think anyone wants to see me looming over her. I think that's an upsetting image. And then also, the mother-dog stomach that I get when I'm ... you get the point.

Mel Gibson chillin said...

had a pulled pork in the fridge, dry rubbed ready for slow cooker

cmep forget to put it on

the fuck

Mel Gibson chillin said...

fucking annihilate her

Mel Gibson chillin said...

oh well, just gonna have to get pizza now

HIGHYA FIVE!

Mel Gibson chillin said...

dont stop get it get it

kod said...
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Spaceman Spiff said...

isnt pulled pork not pulled pork until you cook it and pull it

Mel Gibson chillin said...

yes keef

Meiz said...

"phil got a shitty draw

feel bad for the fat guy"


Phil hits a cut, not a draw

Keef said...

iswydt

jugdish said...

and the NBA has made a huge mistake in attempting to hold other players accountable to Jordan's standard."



i think that part is more media driven...but i agree on all other points from that

kod said...

"i think that part is more media driven"

yes, absolutely (ns); remember when the next Jordan was Harold Minor? Sheesh, from Kobe to Lebron to everybody else..."the next Jordan" has been thrown around far too often

kod said...

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-This sounds up your alley Meiz; if you're down for relocating to CM

Mel Gibson chillin said...

79

Mel Gibson chillin said...

With a series of crashes and a federal grand jury subpoena into doping, Lance Armstrong's final Tour de France just keeps getting worse.


ead freak

Spaceman Spiff said...

only if its wrapped in a sock first

/freak

Keef said...

freak's dead

Mel Gibson chillin said...

"U.S. keeper Howard ready to commit to '14 bid"

stop it

Keef said...

they won't make the tourney in '14

kod said...

The NFL has suspended Green Bay Packers defensive tackle Johnny "Jolly without pay for the upcoming season and perhaps beyond for violating the league's substance abuse policy.

The league says Jolly's suspension begins immediately and will continue through at least the 2010 season."


O:FGB is looong overdue

Tebowner Patrol said...

there can't be an O:FGB

jugdish said...

penny

Spaceman Spiff said...

"stop it"

you scared obama's gonna crush him and you'll be out a grand?

Keef said...

"penny"

I remember reading that

Mel Gibson chillin said...

yeah today

Mel Gibson chillin said...

"you scared obama's gonna crush him and you'll be out a grand?"

that's 2012, steve aint gonna pay

kod said...

"there can't be an O:FGB"


says you; it runs from August to February here in Minni

Spaceman Spiff said...

"they won't make the tourney in '14"

standard bet?

Spaceman Spiff said...

jug,

"TBS, which acquired Seinfeld reruns in '02, will run 10 of the Steinbrenner/Yanks shows at 7 & 7:30pm ET every day next week"

Keef said...

"standard bet?"


1 week

Keef said...

goddman LP pickt up volquez

Spaceman Spiff said...

USA qualifies for world cup 2014 - 1 week keef

USA does not qualify - 1 week spiff

done

Mel Gibson chillin said...

goddman LP pickt up volquez

in you face

Tebowner Patrol said...

can't the usa just pay the most money?

Tebowner Patrol said...

buy their way into the tourney

Spaceman Spiff said...

here is the list of stipulations:

-if any player on the US team gets hurt for 2 days+, bet is off
-if i feel like they are about to not qualify, bet is off


esssssssssssss

Keef said...

"done"

suite

Keef said...

"here is the list of stipulations:"

hilarity

Keef said...

spiff will be married w/ kids in 2014 and won't have time for this shit

Keef said...

I won't standard bet that, though

Spaceman Spiff said...

bet?

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

i2i

Mel Gibson chillin said...

fuck this piece

Keef said...

fuck yo couch

Keef said...

wall

Todd Packer said...

shot an 88 with minimal cheating

Keef said...

par 72?

Todd Packer said...

sotp dropped a "this is bullshit" on the course today.... i lol'd

Todd Packer said...

"par 72?"

yeah

Keef said...

nice

Keef said...

"sotp dropped a "this is bullshit" on the course today.... i lol'd"

Well yeah. Most 30 year olds cuss

Todd Packer said...

no one on the course today... didn't have to wait on anyone or have anyone behind us

Keef said...

"no one on the course today... didn't have to wait on anyone or have anyone behind us"

That's the better

Todd Packer said...

"That's the better"

yeah, we played one of the par 3 holes twice.... i got a 5 the first time and par the second time... i counted the second. so i guess i really shot a 90

Meiz said...

"that's cool though. I actually think it's kind of awesome they are doing that....and F Stern for levying that fine to begin with. F Jesse Jackson for his stupid comments on it as well"


Disagree

Todd Packer said...

meiz, i'm thinking of moving to an oversized grip... any thoughts?

Keef said...

"meiz, i'm thinking of moving to an oversized grip... any thoughts?"

My oversized grip is grate

/LP

Keef said...

"yeah, we played one of the par 3 holes twice.... i got a 5 the first time and par the second time... i counted the second. so i guess i really shot a 90"


If I'm by myself and the course is empty I'll play 2 and take my best score

Meiz said...

"meiz, i'm thinking of moving to an oversized grip... any thoughts?"


Definitely do it. Tall people have big hands & need larger grips.

Warning: You'll burn through the grips faster since they're essentially stretched out thinner.

Meiz said...

"i guess it would be getting the woman to the point of climax then stopping"


This was essentially exfemmize's technique. That shit pissed me off all the time.

Todd Packer said...

"Tall people have big hands & need larger grips."

what about extensions for irons?

Todd Packer said...

rick reilly did a piece on the wind at the open today.... he's a huge douche

Todd Packer said...

i should cut the lawn

Keef said...

"i should cut the lawn"

Same here. But it's too goddman hot

Keef said...

Front grass is probably 6" long

Todd Packer said...

espn will be going live to yankee stadium for the steinbrenner coverage later... i can't wait

s

Todd Packer said...

"Front grass is probably 6" long"

yeah, mine too. summer sucks

Meiz said...

"what about extensions for irons?"


Probably also a good idea, but its pretty awkward swinging a 7 iron that's the length of a 4 iron. I was gonna get my irons lengthened, but it felt really wrong.

Todd Packer said...

my weed wacker broke last week... i was so pissed i threw the fuckin thing... my neighbor laughed at me. i felt like kicking his old ass

Tebowner Patrol said...

but he had a home, so you passed

Todd Packer said...

"Probably also a good idea, but its pretty awkward swinging a 7 iron that's the length of a 4 iron. I was gonna get my irons lengthened, but it felt really wrong"

i might try it with my 6 iron to see if i like it

Todd Packer said...

"but he had a home, so you passed"

blue knows

Keef said...

"what about extensions for irons?"


Ironing is for woman

/LP

Todd Packer said...

suite, cubs beat the phils today

Keef said...

wall

kod said...

"here is the list of stipulations:

-if any player on the US team gets hurt for 2 days+, bet is off
-if i feel like they are about to not qualify, bet is off


esssssssssssss"


I have an opposing attorney in a divorce who's been pulling crap like that. We'll finally come to an agreement on piece of the matter, and then when we are on the next piece he'll expect me to cave, and then threaten to rescind the agreement on the previous piece when I don't.

But....his client is paying him and my client is paying nothing. Major advantage to kod

kod said...

"F Jesse Jackson for his stupid comments on it as well"


"Disagree"

-I am well aware of your man crush on Jesse; it's cool, he's done a lot of good stuff

kod said...

"i guess it would be getting the woman to the point of climax then stopping"


This was essentially exfemmize's technique. That shit pissed me off all the time."


wait, waaaaaaa?

kod said...

trailer is 75% removed and house is half painted



Kod cribs is just around the corner (ns)

kod said...

""Front grass is probably 6" long"

yeah, mine too. summer sucks"


-oh, so you guys are "that" neighbor


fwiw I would be too if I had to do it

kod said...

great day in Court today; I'm feeling rather cocky at the moment

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