Wednesday, July 28, 2010

this is not, the greatest post in the world

this is just a tribute....to the greatest post in the world.

Rockies suck balls...they're trying to keep their heads up, but when you lose to the pirates at home (a team that had only won 11 games prior on the road all season), then it's time to pack it up and go home.

I don't give a shit how filthy the food is at ballparks, or anywhere for that matter. Maybe it taste* better because it's filthy. It's like the breakfast burrito place that I go to. Drive-thru is great, quick and efficient and you never see the 30 mexicans working in the back. If you go inside however, you see the 3 foot high pile of potatoes and eggs that they are cooking and it doesn't look as great.

Ocho Uno signed with the bengals. I actually like the move, Ocho Uno is better served as a secondary guy now anyway. He's like Jack Black, a guy who as a lead really sucks except for in School of Rock, but as a secondary character or support guy, he's great. I do feel sorry for Carson Palmer though, imagine those guys in the huddle or in a team meeting.

I'm excited for the TD celebrations, each guy trying to outdo one another.

AFC should be a tossup this year though, Jets are better (maybe), Chargers are better (unless they suck), Ravens are better, Colts are the Colts, Pats might get welker back. So it's all fun.

Football season is here...

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Blue said...

27/30

kod said...

"But there seems to be a perception that the Twins aren't hurting themselves too much by feeding more and more starts to Drew Butera. That's just not the case. Butera is arguably (maybe not even arguably) the worst hitter in all of the major leagues."


-I'm all for picking Mike Redmond back up for backup (ns); great clubhouse and chemistry guy, and offensive stats not too horrible for a backup catcher

Meiz said...

FUCK WORK

El Padrino said...

i'm pumped

my first time seeing Johan in person

El Padrino said...

also i'm not at work today so fuck me i guess

Blue said...

yeah, fuck you

El Padrino said...

"No, its the sex with men that makes you gay"

LOL

good one meiz

El Padrino said...

piece

Blue said...

pie

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucked up but i laughed

Meiz said...

"fucked up but i laughed"


Terrible

jugdish said...

i laughed too

jugdish said...

going to DC aug 9-13...gonna try and catch a Nats game.

Blue said...

strasburg has an inflamed vagina, so you won't get to see him

Meiz said...

You can't just go around talking about pie, blue.

Blue said...

jug is going to DC for national security reasons

jugdish said...

maybe he will have bloody underwear like Schilling had the bloody sock

jugdish said...

jug is going to DC for national security reasons



I subpoenaed Jessup

jugdish said...

the fins will be in town that week

Meiz said...

I need to hydrate

Todd Packer said...

"going to DC aug 9-13...gonna try and catch a Nats game."

grate* stadium. i went there last summer and watched them beat the mess

Todd Packer said...

sotp beat me be by 18 strokes in tiger woo golf last night... i accused him of setting me up on a tougher setting and him on an easier setting.... once the game was over he went to the main screen and pointed at the settings (they were both on medium) and said "you just suck"... i'm raising a bad person

Todd Packer said...

today might be a <100 comment day

jugdish said...

its blue's fault...

jugdish said...

said "you just suck"...


FACE!

Spaceman Spiff said...

moonwalk gif

tem said...

"fucked up but i laughed"


same. i feel bad for laughing.

tem said...

"i'm raising a bad person"

does he punch the homeless?

tem said...

"moonwalk gif"

that guy is buying a lot of toilet paper or paper towells

jugdish said...

does he punch the homeless?



good father/son time activity

tem said...

"27/30"

24

jugdish said...

blocked on sporcle at work...sucks

jugdish said...

H...did you book your flight yet?

tem said...

tem booked his flights

tem said...

hotel room cost a lot more than the flight.

stupid hotels.

jugdish said...

when are you getting in?

jugdish said...

i wonder if beth booked her flight

jugdish said...

i thought about buying another truck for about ten minutes today...nah

jugdish said...

i should start researching bars in chicago

jugdish said...

freak should drive out there and at least hang out with us on saturday

tem said...

i land in chicago at 11:20am.

jugdish said...

I'll be the one in the Bears hat being chased by the big, bald guy with a goatee because I smacked him in the face.


s

jugdish said...

although i'll only run 40 yards

tem said...

you'll need to run 42 yards to make sure you get away.

tem said...

he can fall down and travel about 6 feet.

tem said...

so a federal judge blocked portions of the az immigration law?

Meiz said...

My train arrives at 12:30. Half hour walk to the hotel. Should be there round about 1:00

Keef said...

"I'm not asking because of the time, but are you not able to work until you get tested?"


Yeah I had to get the test done, first. So I went into HD to get the paperwork, clockt* in, then went to the only place that was open 24/7 about 30 miles away and got the drug test done

Meiz said...

"freak should drive out there and at least hang out with us on saturday"


Freak will probably be out of town. He seems to be touring the country

tem said...

freak is relatively close to chitown

Keef said...

LP & ron ron on WWL front page

Keef said...

"freak is relatively close to chitown"


bout a 12 hour drive

/LP

tem said...

that's a 1 day drive

tem said...

it is a 10 minute flight for me.

leave at 11 and get there at 11:10.

tem said...

must be into the wind on the way back because i leave at like 1pm and get here at 3:10pm.

Blue said...

can freak get into the bars in chicago?

jugdish said...

LP & ron ron on WWL front page



hilarity

jugdish said...

can freak get into the bars in chicago?



we can tell them H is his dad

Todd Packer said...

"does he punch the homeless?"


not yet

tem said...

"can freak get into the bars in chicago?"

we are going to bars??

tem said...

i thought we'd hit the library. maybe a museum or two.

why would we go to a bar?

jugdish said...

Freak will probably be out of town. He seems to be touring the country


a lot of people need their boom mics held



s

Todd Packer said...

"hilarity"

^^^^^^^^^

jugdish said...

the aquarium is supposed to be suite

Todd Packer said...

are the cubs or sox in town that weekend?

jugdish said...

cubs are vs los braves

jugdish said...

although we'd have to stubhub some tickets...I'd alnmost rather go down to Wrigleyville with mize in his breers shirt and spend that money on booze and bail money for mize

Keef said...

"we are going to bars??"


Only if jug pays

/mize

Keef said...

mize is a peace maker

jugdish said...

not if you drop mize in wrigleyville in a breers shirt, unless cubs chick is there

Keef said...

I don't like the new hotmail setup

tem said...

"I'd alnmost rather go down to Wrigleyville with mize in his breers shirt and spend that money on booze and bail money for mize
"


i would rather do that

tem said...

"I don't like the new hotmail setup"

me either. i hate when they change shit like that.

kod said...

"I'd alnmost rather go down to Wrigleyville with mize in his breers shirt and spend that money on booze and bail money for mize"


I wonder if that would be more or less dangerous than me walking through the south side with my Twins cap on.

Probably more dangerous anywhere you are on the south side I suppose

kod said...

so a federal judge blocked portions of the az immigration law?


yeah, and after the Sheriff had already set up a tent city for illegals to be held (ns, he did); nothing worse than preparing for tent city, and then having no need for tent city

jugdish said...

nothing worse than preparing for tent city, and then having no need for tent city



oh there is going to be a need

/tem

Meiz said...

Weird. I was just taking a shit & thinking about going to a Sox game.

tem said...

a red sox game? why?

jugdish said...

jug won his first mma fight on fb.

tem said...

good work.

jugdish said...

i may retire undefeated.

tem said...

good idear*

jugdish said...

Lake Charles trip tomorrow

river trip on Saturday...suite!

tem said...

lake charles barkley?

jugdish said...

tried to change my returning flight from chicago...$150 fee + the difference in flight.


nope

jugdish said...

lake charles, LA...got some casinos out there. my friend is having a birthday get together out there tomorrow and friday.

Blue said...

my grandpa was stationed in lake charles for a while during WW2, he hated lake charles, but it was better than being in Italy (his other option)

jugdish said...

Italy is cool not...not so much during WW2

jugdish said...

subtract that first not

Blue said...

all he ever tells me about lake charles was that it was too damn hot, and he started wearing deodorant for the first time in his life

jugdish said...

it is hot down here. can't imagine there was much in lake charles then either. its about a 2 hour drive from here

tem said...

2hr drive is a 1 day drive.

/lp

jugdish said...

i might stop 1/2 way and stay the night so i don't get too tired

jugdish said...

im anticipating free drinks that night...a lot of them

Blue said...

"it is hot down here. can't imagine there was much in lake charles then either. its about a 2 hour drive from here"

it's way hotter there now

/al gore

jugdish said...

the funny thing is excmjug's family are the ones im hanging out with. i get along with them really well still...excmjug, not so much.

tem said...

she doesn't get along with them?

or you don't get along with her?

or i guess both?

Meiz said...

"im anticipating free drinks that night...a lot of them"


Lake Charles is in Chicago?

Spaceman Spiff said...

hialrity

prank

jugdish said...

she doesn't get along with them?

or you don't get along with her?

or i guess both?


after the jugvorce she moved about 4 hours away. i don't ever talk to her. she sends random text messages every few months. she doesn't talk to her family much either

jugdish said...

and we're over 100

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
Lake Charles is in Chicago?"

meiz has been EPing comments lately

jugdish said...

mize just beat me in the mma game...both our fighters were gassed the whole time.

jugdish said...

Lake Charles, Louisiana

Spaceman Spiff said...

sounds like a good game, very realistic

Meiz said...

"meiz has been EPing comments lately"


It was a freeloading joke.


You really Aitched that one up.

Keef said...

"yeah, and after the Sheriff had already set up a tent city for illegals to be held (ns, he did); nothing worse than preparing for tent city, and then having no need for tent city"


Sheriff Arpaio ♥s tent cities. He has one set up for people who get DUIs too

Keef said...

"lake charles, LA...got some casinos out there. my friend is having a birthday get together out there tomorrow and friday."


I...want...your life

/Andy Moxon

Keef said...

IN YOU FACE, BLEU!

Blue said...

I...want...your life

except for all the sex with women part

/andy moxon

Blue said...

ha, that's what the poor kids that go to boise state always say

"oh, you're just a bunch of drunks"

and my answer was "so"

stupid blue collar kids, now make sure to hold the mayo on my hamburger

Keef said...

ha

Blue said...

but...idaho can't compete in football, it's true, i know it, have known it for quite some time...

it's like tOSU and any of the SEC schools

Blue said...

while on a much smaller scale, it's a really nasty rivalry...the BSU kids usually are the ones who couldn't get into Idaho or couldn't afford to go to Idaho

and Idaho can't compete athletically with BSU, so when they get together there are a lot of fights, true hatred

Blue said...

i'm the black sheep of my family because I went there, everyone else (that went to college) went to BSU (ns)

Spaceman Spiff said...

"so when they get together there are a lot of fights"

thanks for the info, i'm on it

/steve

tem said...

steve will only intervene in a cracker barrell.

jugdish said...

we don't really know what steve is capable of

kod said...

Idaho kind of fascinates me; it doesn't really seem like a state to me


If I had to name 50 states in a row, I probably would forget Idaho; maybe they should just annex into Montana

kod said...

other than Napolean Dynamite, I can't even think of any Idaho pop culture references


oh wait, my own private Idaho

kod said...

maybe they could combine Idaho, Wyoming and Montana


Wytanaho....I like it

jugdish said...

Montanaho

Blue said...

says the guy who lives in the middle of southern canada

Blue said...

Boise is a cool town, other than that, there isn't anything in Idaho

Blue said...

unless you enjoy the outdoors, lots and lots of wilderness area

kod said...

"says the guy who lives in the middle of southern canada"


-East Dakota thankyouverymuch

Meiz said...

Gonna apply at Wal Mart corporate today. I want to work for the evil empire

jugdish said...

do it...work your way up. eventually you can take it over and change the name to Wal-Mize

or Woe-Mart

kod said...

just overheard my co-worker saying


"yeah, it's a real Catch-44"


-also, even if she had used Catch-22, it wouldn't have been in the right context anyway


I'm going to go give her some shit now

jugdish said...

where would you work if you worked for corporate?

Meiz said...

Lorenzen Wright. Dead.

Meiz said...

"where would you work if you worked for corporate?"


Appleton

jugdish said...

"yeah, it's a real Catch-44"



i had a co-worker once say "Yeah its 6 of one, ten of the other."

Meiz said...

Or Neenah

Meiz said...

Jug just beat me on MMA pro fighter

Keef said...

breer's suck

kod said...

this MMA league is pissing my shit right off


fuck critical attacks; I'm 46-3 and behind in the standings to people with 5, 6, even seven losses

Keef said...

"Gonna apply at Wal Mart corporate today. I want to work for the evil empire"

You'd fit in well there. It's woe central


aja, good luck

kod said...

can't win by critical attack when you knock the sucker out with one punch; which I do about half the time

Keef said...

kod is living vicariously through mma fighter

Meiz said...

I'll change my name/pic tonight, Keith.

Keef said...

no xnij yet

Meiz said...

Phillips sent that thing 450 feet

Keef said...

jug
How many crony cents have you gotten?

Keef said...

"Phillips sent that thing 450 feet"


Like Weeks the other day

Keef said...

I need a 4th to go goofing on Saturday morning. You want to go, mize?

Keef said...

*golfing

Keef said...

"Shanahan wants Haynesworth to pass fit test "



Don't have him run a marathon

/LP

jugdish said...

Jug just beat me on MMA pro fighter


suite

jugdish said...

jug
How many crony cents have you gotten?


haven't logged in in awhile...i should do that tonight. blocked at work. nazis

Keef said...

mize, your name &; pic
I'm a Cub fan & Bud man

Meiz said...

My mom calls mini golf "goofy golf"

tem said...

that's crazy

Keef said...

I've heard it called that before too

jugdish said...

that's what i call it


/tp

jugdish said...

i don't like the term "mini".


/Lp

Keef said...

MINI GOLF IS NOT A NOUN!

/mize

Keef said...

or verb. whatever

Meiz said...

I was gonna say goofy golfing IS a noun

Meiz said...

Or verb. whatever.

Aitch said...

"you'll need to run 42 yards to make sure you get away."

Brutal

Aitch said...

"we can tell them H is his dad"

I think tem looks older than me.

Meiz said...

Your more grizzled than Tem

Meiz said...

GODDAMMIT. Even when LP's not here, HDH rears its ugly head.

Keef said...

"I think tem looks older than me."

I don't

Keef said...

tem
I think we're staying at the Dublin Wyndham en Septiembre

Meiz said...

Tem doesn't speak spanish

Keef said...

That was spanish?

Keef said...

s

Keef said...

I'm ratarded. The Wyndham isn't in Dublin. Thinking of the wrong place

Meiz said...

Don't go full tard

Meiz said...

home time

kod said...

kod is living vicariously through mma fighter


I'm scaling way back on it now

Keef said...

wall

Aitch said...

tired, you

Keef said...

Does LP have to buy a ticket to the Mess game or can he just sit on cmlp's lap?

tem said...

damn espn had "Huggins Released" on sportscenter.

i thought wvu fired him.

they just meant he was released from the hospital.

bastards tricked me.

Aitch said...

"Does LP have to buy a ticket to the Mess game or can he just sit on cmlp's lap?"

As long as he wears his Mets bib, they'll never tell the difference.

kod said...

Brinner! Waffles, sausage links, bacon, cheesy scrambled eggs, hash browns and OJ


I'm stuffed

Keef said...

wft is brinner

Aitch said...

"wft is brinner"

Google!
/Meiz

Meiz said...

Totally rocked out that fast money

Aitch said...

"Totally rocked out that fast money"

::pesos::

Meiz said...

Kod, Keith,


Can you guys drop some knowledge on me regarding why the blockage of the AZ immigration bill is a good thing?


NS

kod said...

immigration been a federal issue since the beginning of our Country; you can't have a patchwork of different rules for different states. It's been that way for a reason; you can't have a patchwork of different rules from state to state.

It was also patently unconstitutional

You know where they made people carry around papers proving their citizenship? Fucking Russia dude; Nazi Germany too. It was fucking a fucking waste of taxpayer money; it was nothing more than a political stunt that wasted hundreds of thousands of tazpayer dollars in Arizona

kod said...

lots of HDH in that last posting

kod said...

not to say that there weren't good things in the bill itself....but states can't go running off making their own laws on federal issues.

This would be like a state making abortion illegal like South Dakota tried to do about 5 years back (it almost passed). Every lawyer knew it would be unconstitutional (under Roe v. Wade) but it was a political stunt made by Conservatives. Of course, fighting these suits is done at taxpayer expense, so I see these cheap political stunts as fucking theft

kod said...

It was also probably done to spur the feds into enacting tougher immigration policies. It will probably work....but why should Arizonians have to pay their taxes for that?

Keef said...

So much for another pitchers' duel. The Cardinals scored six runs off Johan Santana in the first inning Wednesday night



HAHAHAHAHA, IN YOUR FUCKING FACE, LP!

I'm laughing so hard right now

Keef said...

"not to say that there weren't good things in the bill itself....but states can't go running off making their own laws on federal issues."



Isn't this law the same as the federal law?

Keef said...

I don't mind the law. There are tons of illegals here which makes our crime rate higher. If someone gets caught doing something wrong and can't provide proof that they're a legal resident, get them the fuck out of here

kod said...

"Isn't this law the same as the federal law?"

-not the provisions of the law that got struck down today

Keef said...

"-not the provisions of the law that got struck down today"

OIC. I haven't been following at all, obviously

kod said...

Republicans must be getting pretty desperate to tighten immigration a ton. All these events have turned almost all hispanics over to the Dems; we are becoming a more and more hispanic country by the year

Meiz said...

Thanks, Kod.

kod said...

stop snitchin'

Meiz said...

Sucks to be him

kod said...

yeah, I would have done the 10 if I were him


You'd have to reduce 10-15 years for me to put up with that kind of isolation

Meiz said...

"You'd have to reduce 10-15 years for me to put up with that kind of isolation"


10-15 is a LOT. He's probably got cable & internet.

Aitch said...

block

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