Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Rest in peace.

RIP LOV. You were a magnificent son of a bitch.

Here lies LOV, a blog built from rage and revolution. Used in the early years to talk about sports but morphed into a hilarious chat room touching on life's finer subjects. Like jorts. And sex. And poop. And woe. And piss ice.

Busting balls was a common thread. Now we need flowers for the dead.

LOV, 8/15/06 - 7/20/2010.


278 comments:

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Beth said...

"I'm not dead yet."

/lov

I ♥ cycling said...

i'd have sex with that chick


/lp

jugdish said...

caught up on some rest this weekend...sick today though

woe

jugdish said...

but im at work so i can infect everyone else

Meiz said...

I can't wait to move. I gotta work something out with my landlord.

jugdish said...

I gotta work something out with my landlord.


fixed

Pepe Le Padrino said...

no you dont just leave

Meiz said...

What?

Meiz said...

"I gotta work something out with my landlord."


Was that really necessary?

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"If practice makes perfect and perfection is impossible, why practice?"

good point

jugdish said...

Was that really necessary?



totally

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"What?"

Who?

Meiz said...

For real though, job market in Appleton >>>>>>>>>>>>> Job market around here. And its crazy cheap to live up there. I can get an apartment that is way nicer for easily $100 less a month.

I ♥ cycling said...

what's on 3rd

Pepe Le Padrino said...

meiz

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"Job market around here. And its crazy cheap to live up there. I can get an apartment that is way nicer for easily $100 less a month."

nice, do it

good luck

ns

I ♥ cycling said...

rockies are rumored to be looking at prince fielder for a trade deadline move


bogut and fielder all in one year to denver would kill meiz

Pepe Le Padrino said...

btw, i'm rocking no cell phone

crazy in this day and age

Meiz said...

"Corey Hart told Tom Haudricourt he's hoping none of the Brewers are dealt "because we think if we stay here, we can be pretty good.""


Dear god, please let this happen.

I ♥ cycling said...

yeah, they can be pretty good 4th place in the NL central

Pepe Le Padrino said...

Even now, Finch gets a rush out of putting on the red, white and blue and hearing a home crowd chant "U-S-A" -- something she'll experience a few final times at the World Cup beginning Thursday night.

USA USA USA!

Pepe Le Padrino said...

local story around here

emt guy refused to help a pregnant lady because he was on break, she ended up dying, a death that could have been prvented had she gotten help right away

emt guy got shot and died last night after getting into a fight outside a popular club

karma is a bitch

Pepe Le Padrino said...

two men die skydiving

not as common as you think

Keef said...

"Didn't wHeasel volunteer for this?"



Yes, but he's a wheasel

Keef said...

maybe we should start up O:WP again

Pepe Le Padrino said...

unemployment extended to 99 weeks

Spaceman Spiff said...

damn son, need to get laid off

I ♥ cycling said...

meiz doesn't get unemployment for the UPS store...


it's left off just like overtime, health bennies, and vacation

Aitch said...

Aw, shit. Sorry about that, kids. Been a rough few days...

Keef said...

Your fb comments seem like the last few days were suite

Pepe Le Padrino said...

woe

Pepe Le Padrino said...

and yesterday you were quite chipper blogging from the front see

Keef said...

wHeasels are awful

Pepe Le Padrino said...

seriously

Pepe Le Padrino said...

we never talked about tiger yesterday

finished t.23rd i think

Aitch said...

I don't mean rough as in bad. Just done a lot of drinking. So it totally slipped my mind.

Whatev* My bad.

I ♥ cycling said...

all he has to do is win one tournament this year or a major next year and i'll be cool

Pepe Le Padrino said...

he sucks

Pepe Le Padrino said...

no pussy, no winning

Pepe Le Padrino said...

hungry

Keef said...

"I don't mean rough as in bad. Just done a lot of drinking. So it totally slipped my mind."

All I'm hearing is this

Keef said...

"no pussy, no winning"


You really think he's getting no as.?

Pepe Le Padrino said...

he's probably down on himself, choosing not to get any ass at the moment or he simply doesnt enjoy it anymore because there is no thrill

i dont know, i'm not a pshycho

Pepe Le Padrino said...

i scoff at the braves 5.5 game lead

Pepe Le Padrino said...

wall

Pepe Le Padrino said...

this place is a house of turds

jugdish said...

keef...what is your email address? I'm having trouble with fb email at work. the only ones that seem to cme through are cmep's

Pepe Le Padrino said...

fanatsy football articles already

jesus

Pepe Le Padrino said...

fuck facebook

jugdish said...

fb is the new lov

jugdish said...

/rev

Meiz said...

Henry Aaron hit his final home run on this date in 1976.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

angelina jolie still brings the noise

Keef said...

"keef...what is your email address? I'm having trouble with fb email at work. the only ones that seem to cme through are cmep's"


ksaurin@hotmail.com

Keef said...

"fanatsy football articles already

jesus"


draft is in 1 month

Pepe Le Padrino said...

way early

Keef said...

"/rev"


and /tyler

I ♥ cycling said...

/blue

Keef said...

"i scoff at the braves 5.5 game lead"


Mess looked grate last night

Keef said...

"he's probably down on himself, choosing not to get any ass at the moment or he simply doesnt enjoy it anymore because there is no thrill"


My guess is that if he figured he was entitled to do that shit before, he's not going to feel bad for himself now.

Meiz said...

Pinella* retiring after the season

Pepe Le Padrino said...

how come no one told me Matt Bonner has a sandwhich blog

Keef said...

"Pinella* retiring after the season"

This is why I don't need twitter

Keef said...

LP goes crazy with the h's

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"h's"

weasel's

Keef said...

rome just dropt* an apology accepted

I ♥ cycling said...

IN THE FACE

jugdish said...

email sent keef

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"It's easy to dismiss the hapless would-be bomber Faisal Shahzad, but the FBI says if his bomb had worked as he intended, thousands would have died."

Keef said...

AHIK*

Keef said...

"email sent keef"

OK thanks. I'll check it out.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

dat ass

Keef said...

mental note

Pepe Le Padrino said...

its' sfw

kim k bathing suit
i want to live in that

I ♥ cycling said...

how's that p90x working Keith/jug?

I ♥ cycling said...

are you to 90 days yet?

I ♥ cycling said...

are you ripped?

Keef said...

"its' sfw

kim k bathing suit
i want to live in that"


I know what it is, but the site is blockt

Keef said...

"how's that p90x working Keith/jug?"


::no time for that shit::

Pepe Le Padrino said...

::no time for that shit::

wait, it gets worse

I ♥ cycling said...

Knicks hate USA

love it or leave it knicks

USA USA USA

jugdish said...

its a good workout...just haven't gotten into a good routine with it. I'll do well Sunday through Wednesday...then Thursday hits and I fall off the wagon

I ♥ cycling said...

"I know what it is, but the site is blockt"

liquor companies advertise on that site, but the distributor blocks it from their employees

that's lunacy

Keef said...

"wait, it gets worse"


I'm not complaining, I'm just sayin

Keef said...

"liquor companies advertise on that site, but the distributor blocks it from their employees

that's lunacy"



uncle joey

I ♥ cycling said...

internet police: you were on a blocked website

keith: i was checking out a recent crown royal ad

Keef said...

That's dumb. I don't carry crown royal


(s)

Pepe Le Padrino said...

so how's the weather

I ♥ cycling said...

franzia ad*


fized

Pepe Le Padrino said...

ballpark food

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"According to the American Medical Association, nearly 34 percent of all American adults and 17 percent of children are obese. Put in context, these numbers raise the question: Is it socially responsible for teams to set up these all-you-can-eat sections?""

OMG we are such pussies

Moderation people, you eat like a fat fuck one day you take a few days off. Real fucking simple.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"Blurring the line between value and gluttony is something that worries nutritionists and health professionals about the promotion. "Anytime you have an open buffet, people are more likely to eat more and drink more," said Lona Sandon"

shut the fuck up Lona, you don't know shit cunt

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"When there's a hot dog in your face, you have to take it," she said.

you can say that again

/beth

Pepe Le Padrino said...

Salads are also available in Pittsburgh's PNC Park.

the fuck

Pepe Le Padrino said...

Said Sandon: "It just goes back to the environment and what is expected when you go to a ballpark. It's a concept we need to change."

Die hater.

Keef said...

"Anytime you have an open buffet, people are more likely to eat more and drink more," said Lona Sandon"



Um, er, duh?

Pepe Le Padrino said...

blue you've eaten rocky mountain oysters you fag?

Keef said...

"Moderation people, you eat like a fat fuck one day you take a few days off. Real fucking simple."


How's the two* pack?

Keef said...

"franzia ad*


fized"


better

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"How's the two* pack?"

tight

Pepe Le Padrino said...

yay 100!

I ♥ cycling said...

don't trust people named lona

i bet she's fat

I ♥ cycling said...

"blue you've eaten rocky mountain oysters you fag?"

I have not, but it doesn't make me any more or less of a fag


there was a rmo festival at a small town I used to live at in Idaho though, and you could always convince the out-of-state kids to try them

I ♥ cycling said...

our CFO is such an ass to the auditors.

blue is nice and friendly...CFO is a jerk and talks down to them.

it makes blue uncomfortable sometimes

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"but it doesn't make me any more or less of a fag"

so your a fag, got it

I ♥ cycling said...

cfo is smart though, then they ask less questions and leave him alone

blue gets all the questions...but the young auditor chicks are hot, so it's ok

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"cfo is smart though, then they ask less questions and leave him alone"

like dummy

Pepe Le Padrino said...

fuck meiz, fuck aitch, fuck zeke, fuck beth, fuck jug, fuck tem, fuck stiggy

Beth said...

"fuck meiz, fuck aitch, fuck zeke, fuck beth, fuck jug, fuck tem, fuck stiggy"

He's an angry little elf.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

lurker

Keef said...

"like dummy"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

hey cycle boy, bengals/broncos bet? 1 week

I ♥ cycling said...

tem is on the vacation

he's trying to impress cgtif

Pepe Le Padrino said...

keef is a gambling addict

I ♥ cycling said...

lp missed mills and corbin

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"he's trying to impress cgtif"

fail blog

I ♥ cycling said...

"hey cycle boy, bengals/broncos bet? 1 week"

bet the broncos don't win on a tipped pass

Keef said...

"bet the broncos don't win on a tipped pass"

That stung

Keef said...

twss

Keef said...

So it's a bet. Got it

Keef said...

"keef is a gambling addict"

this way I don't lose money

I ♥ cycling said...

do the broncos and bengals play this year?

I ♥ cycling said...

you want to bet on a preseason game?

the first preseason game?

Pepe Le Padrino said...

i dont know if No Love is on Recovery or Weezy's album but it's awesome

anytime you sample some phil collins i'm in

Pepe Le Padrino said...

scrath that it's not phil collins

still a dope track

Pepe Le Padrino said...

it's what is love

that's the SNL club banga used in the Roxbury skits i think

how could i miss that

Keef said...

"do the broncos and bengals play this year?"

overall record, steve

Pepe Le Padrino said...

hahahahhahaaa

Pepe Le Padrino said...

keef is riding high on this bengal team

Keef said...

Gambling just makes it more fun

Pepe Le Padrino said...

keef have they even had back to back winning seasons since the new millennium?

Pepe Le Padrino said...

ns, too lazy to look myself

Spaceman Spiff said...

"scrath that it's not phil collins"

hilarity

I ♥ cycling said...

overall record?

ok, i think the broncos will suck, but i'm always game for a bet

I ♥ cycling said...

i'd rather bet on the 1st preseason game though

Keef said...

"keef have they even had back to back winning seasons since the new millennium?"

I don't know if they've erve* had back to back winning seasons

ns

Pepe Le Padrino said...

yeah that's what i suspect

Keef said...

"i'd rather bet on the 1st preseason game though"

Bangles* play Dallas the 1st preseason game

Meiz said...

Suck it, haterz

Pepe Le Padrino said...

go back to sleep freak

I ♥ cycling said...

"Bangles* play Dallas the 1st preseason game"

is that the HoF game or somethign?

Pepe Le Padrino said...

yes

I ♥ cycling said...

well then, i'm not making that bet...broncos 1st pre-season vs bengals 2nd.

i'll stick with the overall record for the year

Pepe Le Padrino said...

8 whacked out girlfriends

I ♥ cycling said...

bungles b2b winning years

72-73
75-77
81-82
05-06

Pepe Le Padrino said...

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party. She then pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out.

ok

I ♥ cycling said...

she forgot to deep fry it first

then it would be tasty

Pepe Le Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

"bungles b2b winning years

72-73
75-77
81-82
05-06"


bleu counts .500 as a winning season. got it

Keef said...

I'm not a fan of TB cinnamon twists

Keef said...

mize
we gonna make an 8-8 BABY!!! bet this year?

Todd Packer said...

lov died?

I ♥ cycling said...

"bleu counts .500 as a winning season. got it"

nope

but I did count the 7-2 strike shortened year

I ♥ cycling said...

all we are is dust in the wind

Keef said...

"nope

but I did count the 7-2 strike shortened year"


What about 05-06

Keef said...

"lov died?"


Too many weasels around spreading their rabies

Aitch said...

Fuck you, you fucking fucks.

Aitch said...

I took an afternoon nap. Woke up feeling like shit. WOE

Aitch said...

LOV isn't dead, it's just resting.

Aitch said...

I forget, where did tem vacation to? Did he say?

I ♥ cycling said...

LOV has magic aids

Aitch said...

Jug, what's your email addy? I had sent you something on FB, but apparently it ain't working for you.

I ♥ cycling said...

"I forget, where did tem vacation to? Did he say?"

he goes and gets head from paris hilton or something

Aitch said...

"Too many weasels around spreading their rabies"

Too many as.es spreadin their hate.

*Fixed

Aitch said...

"he goes and gets head from paris hilton or something"

Oh yea. That's right.

Meiz said...

More job applications

Keef said...

I don't hate anything here

Keef said...

I'd rather be an as. then* a weasel

Meiz said...

I got some shit in the mail from FoodShare of WI. I think I might actually qualify.

Keef said...

as.es are trustworthy

Meiz said...

"mize
we gonna make an 8-8 BABY!!! bet this year?"


6-10 in 2010!!!

Keef said...

wft is foodshare? is that like food stamps

Keef said...

"6-10 in 2010!!!"

So, no?

Keef said...

nice job rhyming 10 with 10

Meiz said...

"nice job rhyming 10 with 10"


If the Beasties can get away with it, so can I.

Meiz said...

"wft is foodshare? is that like food stamps"


Hell yes.

Aitch said...

"Hell yes."

Haven't you gotten enough free shit from Obama?

Aitch said...

"I don't hate anything here"

Riiiiiiight. And I'm skinny.

Keef said...

"Riiiiiiight. And I'm skinny."


Your* right. I hate Boston

Aitch said...

apology accepted

Keef said...

don't you have any midgets you need to go bully?

Aitch said...

Don't you have some mexicans to take orders from?

Aitch said...

AJA, I didn't hit that dude. Only because he is so little and a fuckin lush.

How would you react if someone smacked you across the grill? NS

Meiz said...

"Haven't you gotten enough free shit from Obama?"


Its from the state of Wisconsin. RIF, you angry bastard. Come look at my cupboards, dick.

Meiz said...

"How would you react if someone smacked you across the grill? NS"


A friend? I'd laugh it off. And then smack him in the nuts later on. Tit for tat.

Aitch said...

"A friend? I'd laugh it off. And then smack him in the nuts later on. Tit for tat."

Not really a friend. Dude's an acquaintance. He's on my pool team, but I've never hung out or talked to him outside of that.

Aitch said...

"Its from the state of Wisconsin. RIF, you angry bastard. Come look at my cupboards, dick."

Dick?
/EP

Aitch said...

I'm not an angry person at all.

/Meiz

Meiz said...

"Not really a friend. Dude's an acquaintance. He's on my pool team, but I've never hung out or talked to him outside of that."


I'd have told him to be sure he never ever does that again. Ever.

Aitch said...

AJA, I'm working my ass off so I can have a good amount of loot for ChiTown. Gotta buy Meiz a few cocktails.

Aitch said...

Cock?

/EP

God, these are so easy.

Aitch said...

"I'd have told him to be sure he never ever does that again. Ever."

Which is exactly what I did. Thank you.

Meiz said...

H, I was to understand we have 2 rooms. Me & Jug, you & Tem. One of you might be obligated to book it.

Meiz said...

"AJA, I'm working my ass off so I can have a good amount of loot for ChiTown. Gotta buy Meiz a few cocktails."


Saving Jug some money.


Again, I'd like to reiterate that I seriously have no spending money.

Aitch said...

"Again, I'd like to reiterate that I seriously have no spending money."

This I know. I'm cool with it, bro.

Meiz said...

I love that Ozzie Guillen actually runs his Facebook & Twitter accounts.

Aitch said...

"H, I was to understand we have 2 rooms. Me & Jug, you & Tem. One of you might be obligated to book it."

Right. That I know. I think tem already booked it. I was just talking about arriving at the airport at the same time as one of them. It's an 18 mile cab rde, figured it would be better for all to split it.

Meiz said...

Gotcha. I think I have about a 2 mile walk from the train station.

Aitch said...

That's not awful

Aitch said...

old

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