Wednesday, July 21, 2010

NFL Training camp is coming

Browns rookies report on Friday, which kicks off the start of training camp. Broncos rookies report on Monday, which means TEBOW!!!! So expect to see a lot of draft picks signing over the next week so they can get into camp "on time". Football is really a year round sport now, so it's not that big of a deal, but I still enjoy training camp.

At camp here you can sit about 10 feet from the action, meet the players, have them sign autographs...etc. It's a good time, even in 2/3rds of the guys there won't ever see the field in a real game.

Now on to more important issues, women drivers. They suck, so do short men drivers. Something about height and estrogen makes people bad drivers. I won't single out the chinese or the japanese, but all short people. I don't think it's a coincidence that there aren't any asians in NASCAR.

LoV has been weak the last few weeks. Maybe it's the loss of zeke, maybe it's because cmep is pregnant, and cmk, and beth. But probably it's because this is a shitty time of year for sports and everyone takes vacations.

Why are the examples for "labels for this post", scooters, vacation, fall. Is there really a lot of people writing posts about scooters?

That's it, the manager is coming out to get me off the mound. I just couldn't locate today so i'm headed to the showers, maybe i'll cut my hand throwing a tantrum.

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I ♥ cycling said...

jimmy johnson is going to be on survivor?

why?

Todd Packer said...

presentation day... suited up and ready to go. can’t wait for this day to be over

I ♥ cycling said...

i couldn't care less about jj

I ♥ cycling said...

good luck TP.

hope you get the midlevel exception

Todd Packer said...

mess are done.... but you knew that already

Todd Packer said...

"good luck TP"

thanks

I ♥ cycling said...

rockies suck me

i keep waiting for the stupid padres to hit a lull, and maybe they will in August or something, but jeebus

Pepe Le Padrino said...

At camp everywhere you can sit about 10 feet from the action, meet the players, have them sign autographs...
*ficced

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"presentation day... suited up and ready to go. can’t wait for this day to be over"

good luck, hope you took your Centrum Silver today

I ♥ cycling said...

not true...the camp I went to when I was in hikeskool for the 49ers, you had to sit in the bleachers behind a chain link fence.

I ♥ cycling said...

it was far from the akshun

Pepe Le Padrino said...

beth i'll worry when the mets are behind the braves with < games to actually play versus them

Pepe Le Padrino said...

plenty of time left asswell, it's fucking july people

Pepe Le Padrino said...

not true...the camp I went to when I was in hikeskool for the 49ers, you had to sit in the bleachers behind a chain link fence.

giant camp has great accessibility

Pepe Le Padrino said...

i went to Albany when I was 14, haven't been back since

i try to get a trip together every year with the boys but it always falls on its face

I ♥ cycling said...

yeah, camps are supposed to be that way.

9ers suck anyway, i hated them and went to hurl obscenities at jerry rice and steve young

I ♥ cycling said...

broncos camp is literally about 1/2 mile from my house, I go every year, it's fun times

I ♥ cycling said...

i'll get a picture with Tebow this year and send it to sotp

Beth said...

"beth i'll worry when the mets are behind the braves with < games to actually play versus them"

Just so you know, that could be tomorrow. Braves are 6.5 games up right now and the Braves-Mets have 7 games left between them.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"broncos camp is literally about 1/2 mile from my house, I go every year, it's fun times"

that's cool, fucking Albany is a trek

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"Braves are 6.5 games up right now and the Braves-Mets have 7 games left between them."

i'll worry after this upcoming series (first week in aug i think)

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"i'll get a picture with Tebow this year and send it to sotp"

1000 TCS points if you take a pic with tebowner and post it here

I ♥ cycling said...

I'll see if I can gitter done

might be a long wait this year, i'm expecting a ton of peeps trying to get pictures with him

Pepe Le Padrino said...

i think philly is going to acquire Oswalt

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"might be a long wait this year, i'm expecting a ton of peeps trying to get pictures with him"

just take your pants off and ask him to circumsize you

Pepe Le Padrino said...

jason bay is terrible

Pepe Le Padrino said...

how does philly even have prospects left?

Pepe Le Padrino said...

they traded for cliff lee, then traded for halladay within 4 months

jugdish said...

that's why they are targetting the astros...they can't evaluate talent

Pepe Le Padrino said...

The Expendables is getting me hard.

I ♥ cycling said...

oswalt doesn't want to go to Philadelphia

o:FP

I ♥ cycling said...

"billups believe melo will sign extension"

what's chauncey supposed to say

"nah, i think he's as good as gone, and I hope he burns in hell"

Pepe Le Padrino said...

the roster for The Expendables reads:

John Rambo/Rocky
Terminator/Det. John Kimball
John McClaine/Harry Stamper
The Rattlesnake
The Transporter
Ivan Drago
President Camacho
Jet Li
Salvatore Moroni
The Wrestler

Pepe Le Padrino said...

and those are just the Mercenaries

Pepe Le Padrino said...

what's chauncey supposed to say

^this

Pepe Le Padrino said...

bobby v gonna coach the cubbies

Pepe Le Padrino said...

ombudsman crushing espn

I ♥ cycling said...

"The Expendables is getting me hard."

it look ok, seems just like a bunch of other movies but with a bunch of famous guys

I ♥ cycling said...

"bobby v gonna coach the cubbies"


ryne sandberg

I ♥ cycling said...

the lbj twitter is hilarity...dude has a crazy ego and actually thinks he might be king

dude is maybe the most hated man in sports right now.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

there was some SI poll saying kobe was still #1 on the hate pole

not sure the lebron thing sunk in yet

Spaceman Spiff said...

3B on my bench had 2 homers, i was WFT, then starting 3B later had 3 homers, suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Pepe Le Padrino said...

bowling bowl kill

Pepe Le Padrino said...

dat ass

yes

Pepe Le Padrino said...

mike tyson interview

Pepe Le Padrino said...

Because I think I'm a pig. I have this uncanny ability to look at myself in the mirror and say, "This is a pig. You are a fucking piece of shit."


if you read the interview in the Mike voice it's even more awesome

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"Objectively, I'm a pig. That's why it's very difficult for me when people are offering me all that adulation and love. I just feel dirty. These people want to hug me, they want to touch me, and I'm feeling like, "Get your fucking hands off me." I feel that energy of theirs, and it's just filth and murder. It's not that they're bad people necessarily; it's just that they did something bad, and you can feel it on them."

wft

I ♥ cycling said...

"bowling bowl kill"

i would beat the fuck out of that guy...

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz as a fox

jugdish said...

blocked...i had a feeling that was going to be funny too

I ♥ cycling said...

damn that meiz

Meiz said...

"meiz as a fox"


I'm not sure how to react to that one. How are we differentiating the sexes of said foxes?

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Spaceman Spiff said...

"How are we differentiating the sexes of said foxes?"

mustache

Pepe Le Padrino said...

dem tits

thank you sir

Pepe Le Padrino said...

what sites do you troil for these

fucking a +

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Tyrese Gibson is producing a show called "K-Town," which TMZ dubbed "Like 'Jersey Shore', but with Asians." The pilot was shot in Los Angeles a week ago and has yet to be picked up by MTV"

Keef said...

"i still might bring a taser though"


Don't tase me in the face or I'll pound you

/aitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP will cry

Meiz said...

"At camp everywhere you can sit about 10 feet from the action, meet the players, have them sign autographs...
*ficced"


The players on the Pack ride kids' bikes from Lambeau to the practice facility.

I ♥ cycling said...

""How are we differentiating the sexes of said foxes?"

mustache"

why do they have to be different sexes?

I ♥ cycling said...

"what sites do you troil for these "

his harddrive...that's cmspiff

Keef said...

"bowling bowl kill"


What size bowling bowl do you use?

I ♥ cycling said...

"what sites do you troil for these "


LoV

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"What size bowling bowl do you use?"

::gutter ball::

Keef said...

::gutter bowl::


*fized

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"EP will cry"

the fuck?

Keef said...

I'm just sayin....ymsoab

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"his harddrive...that's cmspiff"

congrats spiff

Pepe Le Padrino said...

bowl

i see

sometimes the HDH is so thick i can't even see it

Keef said...

scoop jackson is a ratard

I ♥ cycling said...

ya think?

Pepe Le Padrino said...

that's like saying steve is a ratard

Pepe Le Padrino said...

sorry zeke

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"Super Bowl XLII, while an amazing Cinderella moment for the New York Giants, has left the organization in a bind.

Because of that crown, people in the Big Apple have trouble understanding that the team simply isn’t that good.

In The New York Times’ preview of the Giants’ upcoming season, Andy Benoit asserts that the team would go 12-4 if they were in the NFC West. He also predicts a second place NFC East finish.

Benoit must have a very dry sense of humor.

It can be argued that the Super Bowl XLII champions won the title for basically one reason: their very talented defensive ends got to Pats quarterback Tom Brady.

Otherwise, the team was very average, and the roster has only declined since."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAYHAHAHHAHA

suck it boston, get over it, bitter beer taste

Keef said...

So NYers have a distorted view of NY? Get out

Keef said...

Water is falling from the sky. WFT

Keef said...

32/40

Meiz said...

The Giants are not good.

Spaceman Spiff said...

" Meiz said...

"AJA, I'm working my ass off so I can have a good amount of loot for ChiTown. Gotta buy Meiz a few cocktails."


Saving Jug some money.

Again, I'd like to reiterate that I seriously have no spending money.

July 20, 2010 7:46 PM"


" atmeiller

I might actually spring the 25 bones for the @millerparkdrunk pants party.

12 minutes ago"

I ♥ cycling said...

when does plaxico get out of prison?

I ♥ cycling said...

damnit andy, which is it, do you have no money, or are you going to spend $25 for drunk pants

I ♥ cycling said...

"The Giants are not good."

^^^^

The NFC East is not good

Keef said...

75/106

Spaceman Spiff said...

bones ≠ money

/pecos

Meiz said...

I'm blowing $44 to get to and from Chicago.

Keef said...

4/5

Keef said...

"I'm blowing $44 to get to and from Chicago."

couldn't you drive for < than that?

Meiz said...

"couldn't you drive for < than that?"


Parking is mad spendy, you.

Meiz said...

Cubs broad tolt me to take the train. Cheaper & more convenient.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"So NYers have a distorted view of NY? Get out"

Boston columnist wrote that.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

NESN Giants preview is hilarity

Keef said...

cubs girl has mize pw

Keef said...

"Boston columnist wrote that."

My comment was re: "Because of that crown, people in the Big Apple have trouble understanding that the team simply isn’t that good."

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"The NFC East is not good"

NFC East is always good. Did you CNP that from the past 4 years someone on LOV said this?

Keef said...

NFC East standings
Philly
Dallas
NYG
Warshington*

Keef said...

"NFC East is always good."

They're the SEC of the NFL. All the "experts" say they're the best, so all the sheep follow along

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"My comment was re: "Because of that crown, people in the Big Apple have trouble understanding that the team simply isn’t that good."

yet we do, funny how perception works

Pepe Le Padrino said...

everyone's an expert

Pepe Le Padrino said...

traditionally the NFC east always have two double digit win teams

Pepe Le Padrino said...

giants have two question marks

linebacking and linebacking

other than that they should be good

Pepe Le Padrino said...

they can run the ball and rush the passer

key ingredients, i dont have any predictions yet like keef florio over there, training camp is not even open

Meiz said...

"traditionally the NFC east always have two double digit win teams"


Two 10 win team is not remarkable

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"NFC East teams have a combined 19 NFC wins and eleven Super Bowl victories, the highest marks of any division in the NFL. Each of the current NFC East's four teams has won at least three NFL titles during their existence, however only Philadelphia has yet to win a championship in the Super Bowl era."


real talk

thanks bible

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"Two 10 win team is not remarkable"

neither is your face

Keef said...

"i dont have any predictions yet like keef florio over there, training camp is not even open"


FUCK OFF!!!

/aitch

I ♥ cycling said...

giants have huuuuge questions at WR

Keef said...

revised NFC East standings
Philly
Dallas
Warshington*
NYG

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"The NFC East is not good"

i'm simply defensing* this statement, not clowning other divisions

I ♥ cycling said...

so what, each of the teams in the NFC West has played in a superbowl

Keef said...

J-E-T-S > than NYG

I ♥ cycling said...

nfc east is usually pretty decent..though

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"giants have huuuuge questions at WR"

wasnt this the ? last year and they proved everyone wrong

your telling me the Hixon injury had that much of an impact, without looking i think he caught < 25 balls

his loss is big to the special teams unit

I ♥ cycling said...

but the way some people talk, they have 3, 13 win teams

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"nfc east is usually pretty decent..though"

apology accepted

I ♥ cycling said...

hixon loss, manningham and steve smith won't "surprise" anyone anymore

Keef said...

"wasnt this the ? last year and they proved everyone wrong"

Steve Smith and who else?

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"J-E-T-S > than NYG"

according to last year's record yes
what's your point

Keef said...

And Smith wasn't that grate once teams started focusing on him

Keef said...

"according to last year's record yes
what's your point"

No need to apologize

Meiz said...

Uecker comes back this weekend

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"Steve Smith and who else?"

Nicks, Manningham, Boss

Keef said...

"Nicks, Manningham, Boss"



WHOA!

s

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"And Smith wasn't that grate once teams started focusing on him"

your memory stinks

Pepe Le Padrino said...

WHOA!

s

i'm dropping the bait

Aitch said...

EP seems to spend a lot of time surfing Boston sports sites...

Are you really a closet Red Sox fan, EP? It's ok to admit it.

Keef said...

Because the NFL owners signed the new TV deals, they're gonna get paid no matter what next year. So even if there are no games, they still get paid.


Oh shit

/NFLPA

Aitch said...

Jug, you won't need a taser in Chicago. Not for me, anyways.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"EP seems to spend a lot of time surfing Boston sports sites...

Are you really a closet Red Sox fan, EP? It's ok to admit it."

I read that NESN preview from a Giants blog Sully.

Aitch said...

"I read that NESN preview from a Giants blog Sully."

Ok, Guido

Aitch said...

An I'm really not an angry person.

Aitch said...

ok, maybe a little, but I'm getting better.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

An I'm really not an angry person.

ok meiz

Pepe Le Padrino said...

H. Pecos

Keef said...

"your memory stinks"

1st 4 games - 8.5 rec & 102ypg
after that - 6 rec & 67ypg

Aitch said...

I still think Meiz's anger >>> H's anger.

Keef said...

"An I'm really not an angry person."


you really are the new mize

Aitch said...

"1st 4 games - 8.5 rec & 102ypg
after that - 6 rec & 67ypg"

Ouch. Stats hurt, huh?

Keef said...

"I still think Meiz's anger >>> H's anger."


physical anger > than moodiness

Aitch said...

"you really are the new mize"

DISLIKE!!!!!!

Aitch said...

"physical anger > than moodiness"

I didn't hit him.

Keef said...

Also, 4 of Smith's 7 TDs were in those first 4 games

Aitch said...

And maybe Meiz wouldn't get so much shit from his coworkers and bossman if he showed some fire once in a while...

Keef said...

NEXT

/zeke

Keef said...

"your memory stinks"

I pickt* him up for fantasy after week 2 and remember how his stats were much lower for the rest of the season

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"1st 4 games - 8.5 rec & 102ypg
after that - 6 rec & 67ypg"

Ouch. Stats hurt, huh?

so after the first 4 games teams "focused on him" more?

within the first 4 games he went for two 134 yard games, if he kept that up he would have had almost 1700 yards, of course they'd be a drop off

to say once teams starting game planning for him he was crap is bullocks as they say in England

Keef said...

And maybe Meiz wouldn't get so much shit from his coworkers and bossman if he started throwing little dudes around once in a while...


*fized

Aitch said...

EP is scrambling hard right now, trying to find some stats for his counter-argument

Pepe Le Padrino said...

last 7 games he was very productive
he's a posession receiver, the yards are not his game

he beats his guy to a spot and catches the football, mostly on third

that's what he does

Keef said...

"so after the first 4 games teams "focused on him" more?"

Um, yes. That's why the numbers dropped way off


"to say once teams starting game planning for him he was crap is bullocks as they say in England"

RIF. Who said he was crap? I think I even said "Steve Smith and who else?"

Aitch said...

"to say once teams starting game planning for him he was crap is bullocks as they say in England"

Weak.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

split it by 8 games keef

he caught 53 balls in the first 8 games

he caught 54 balls in the last 8 games

Aitch said...

EP getting riled up. This is good.

Aitch said...

He gives us gems

Aitch said...

He carries this place

Aitch said...

He lives in the center of the universe

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"Weak."

go bash some kid who is probably 100 pounds lighter than you bully

people that have a knowledge of sports are conversating

Keef said...

"split it by 8 games keef

he caught 53 balls in the first 8 games

he caught 54 balls in the last 8 games"


Fair enough. But the yards and TDs aren't even close if you split it in half

Keef said...

And he's a "#1" WR so it has to be more than just about the # of receptions

Keef said...

"go bash some kid who is probably 100 pounds lighter than you bully

people that have a knowledge of sports are conversating"

hilarity

Pepe Le Padrino said...

RIF. Who said he was crap? I think I even said "Steve Smith and who else?"

good point, you made it seem like he was shut down after teams game planned better

Aitch said...

"And he's a "#1" WR so it has to be more than just about the # of receptions"

That

Aitch said...

"go bash some kid who is probably 100 pounds lighter than you bully
"

Inaccurate

Keef said...

"good point, you made it seem like he was shut down after teams game planned better"


Yeah, I meant the numbers dropped off

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"And he's a "#1" WR so it has to be more than just about the # of receptions"

depends on how you build your team, the Giants have gamebreakers around Smith

Keef said...

"Inaccurate"


200 lbs

Keef said...

"the Giants have gamebreakers around Smith"

::stank face::

Keef said...

"depends on how you build your team, the Giants have gamebreakers around Smith"


When you have a big RB like Jacobs and a big TE like Boss, your #1 WR shouldn't need to be "get 3 yds for a 1st down" guy

Pepe Le Padrino said...

::stank face::

Manningham and Nicks?

6 TD's in 47 Receptions for Nicks as a rookie in this league is pretty good

Manningham had 5 TD's but had 822 yards with only 57 catches

these guys are pretty good, AHIK but let's say one of them catch 80-90 balls this year, it's a nice average out

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"When you have a big RB like Jacobs and a big TE like Boss, your #1 WR shouldn't need to be "get 3 yds for a 1st down" guy"

Jacobs sucked last year and you always need a possession rec no matter what.

Ochocinco agrees.

Keef said...

"6 TD's in 47 Receptions for Nicks as a rookie in this league is pretty good"

Was that when Plastico* was there?

Keef said...

"Jacobs sucked last year and you always need a possession rec no matter what.

Ochocinco agrees."



I know Cincy's WRs suck

Keef said...

If I have a boy, AHIK*, he's getting this bed

I ♥ cycling said...

If I have a boy, AHIK*, he's getting whatever bed cmk wants


*fixed

Aitch said...

"If I have a boy, AHIK*, he's getting this bed"

That's suite*

Keef said...

good point

Keef said...

Champyunship

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"Was that when Plastico* was there?"

Amani it's not a Toomer.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"Was that when Plastico* was there?"

no that was last year

Spaceman Spiff said...

big ups to china

"Chinese authorities are now desperately trying to contain an expanding oil spill, now covering 165 square miles off the coast of Dalian, a port city in northeast China. The slick has doubled in size each of the last three days. Two pipeline explosions on Friday dumped 1,500 tons of crude into the waters when a 300,000-ton tanker was unloading. Much of the port has been closed, and ships are being diverted to as far away as South Korea. Unfortunately, there has been one fatality.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

everyday i read an article on china that blows my mind

NS

Meiz said...

Mize's murderer's row is on the hill tomorrow.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"everyday i read an article on china that blows my mind

NS"

did you read the one today about the boy born with a 2nd dong on his back

Spaceman Spiff said...

in 18 years ill ask him for a piggy back ride

/beff

Spaceman Spiff said...

they removed it though, he wont be able to have the ultimate 3some

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"did you read the one today about the boy born with a 2nd dong on his back"

yes, hahahahha

ns

also read about how they are using "gutter oil" like recucled oil in foods

Pepe Le Padrino said...

in 18 years ill ask him for a piggy back ride

/beff

L
O
L

jugdish said...

double dong hilarity by spiff

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"Chinese call it "gutter oil" — a foul slop fished up from sewage drains or collected at restaurant back doors — and it's being used widely in the country's eateries."


see, blows your mind doesnt it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"And now we learn that Haynesworth is reportedly losing weight in an effort to make himself less valuable as a nose tackle in Shanahan's 3-4 formation and force a trade"

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"see, blows your mind doesnt it"

blows my mind that theres so many people alive over there

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"blows my mind that theres so many people alive over there"

^this

the air they breathe is awful

Pepe Le Padrino said...

damn POKE died

Pepe Le Padrino said...

famous nyc graffiti artist

Pepe Le Padrino said...

he looks exactly like Steve-O

Keef said...

"did you read the one today about the boy born with a 2nd dong on his back"

Biggest worry is having a kid that's fucked up like that

Keef said...

"in 18 years ill ask him for a piggy back ride

/beff"


good stuff

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

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