Thursday, July 22, 2010

"More shit from the bogus Captain..."

That was a George Carlin line...RIP George! You can watch that part of his show here.

Not much going on in the sports world, but there has been a lot of talk about Oswalt going to the Philly's* down in this neck of the woods. Word is The Flyers* are willing to pay for his salary this year and next, but not guarantee the year after, which Roy-O wants. Philly is behind the Mess right now, although they scoff at the 1.5 game lead the Mess have on them they should make this move. Roy is Werth* the risk of paying that third year.

Bulls possibly interested in McGrady. This makes me laugh and I will get a lot of shit from my friends who are Rockets fans if they do sign him. That is a position they need help at, so he could be decent option if they don't over pay. They will over pay.

Jug weekend update...Jug is dating someone now (cgjid)...HI-YA FIVE! Anyways, we are having a Keef like weekend and going to see Wicked on Saturday night. I paid for some suite seats, so that might mean Chick Fil A for dinner. I'm cooking her dinner on Friday night too, because I'm a nice guy. CMEP sent me a recipe on FB. I asked her if I should make my own sauce, but she said that's over rated...just go with Classico because its actually better.

Random thought...I'm anxious for the Chicago trip to see what happens when we get aitch and mize in the same room with all that woe. We should call it the Chicagwoe trip.

S

I got nothing else...

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Beth said...

"Jug is dating someone now (cgjid)"

Congrats and good luck this weekend. Going to a show might help cgjid transform into cgjif (although after a show you might be less interested in that, s).

jugdish said...

thanks! first time I've actually dated someone in about a year and a half.

jugdish said...

river trip next weekend


DET

Beth said...

"first time I've actually dated someone in about a year and a half"

If you need any dating tips or advice, I'm sure meiz would be glad to help you out.

(Meiz, I hope you put more effort into Chicago chick than you do your golf picks...)

jugdish said...

(Meiz, I hope you put more effort into Chicago chick than you do your golf picks...)


i will observe mize and the cubs chick and take many notes...that can't go wrong for me

jugdish said...

and im not making chili friday night...probably mistake number 1

Beth said...

"i will observe mize and the cubs chick and take many notes...that can't go wrong for me"

I think the stories from the LOV trip will be better than the actual trip. ns

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"United Parcel Services said its second-quarter profit surged 90% as the company reported higher package volume as well as revenue growth and substantial margin improvement."


meiz nice

Pepe Le Padrino said...

Chicagwoe


brilliant

Pepe Le Padrino said...

re: Wicked show


hope you get some head out of that the show looks brutal

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"Classico because its actually better."


bullocks.

Beth said...

"meiz nice"

Dammit, I don't work for UPS!!!!

/meiz

I ♥ cycling said...

NFL camps open tomorrow

I ♥ cycling said...

"United Parcel Services said its second-quarter profit surged 90% as the company reported higher package volume as well as revenue growth and substantial margin improvement."


New Guy already paying dividends for the company

I ♥ cycling said...

maybe that's why meiz wants to punch him

Blue said...

hey meiz, does ups have an employee stock plan? you should look into that

Blue said...

chris paul wants traded

Blue said...

nuggets are going to be aggressive to get him...probably wont get him, but they're going to at least try

Blue said...

even if it means taking one okafor's shitty contract you gotta try and get CP3

Blue said...

LoV is the worse

Blue said...

congrats on the new lady friend jug

Meiz said...

"hey meiz, does ups have an employee stock plan? you should look into that"


I'm sure they do, too bad that has nothing to do with me.

Blue said...

"she's not my special lady friend, i'm just trying to help her conceive"

Meiz said...

I'm bitter as fuck, right now

Blue said...

don't worry meiz, someday you'll have a special lady friend too

Blue said...

or did you think that jug had eyes for you?

Pepe Le Padrino said...

and someday you'll own stock

Beth said...

"I'm bitter as fuck, right now"

And this is different from every other day how?

s

Pepe Le Padrino said...

meiz's woe comes off so strong today

Blue said...

meiz should tell bossman he wants in on the employee stock plan

Blue said...

demand it.

tell him if he doesn't like it you'll just start collecting your 99 weeks of unemployment

Beth said...

I think meiz is feeling threatened by H's woe so has decided to ramp his up today.

Being king of the woers is better than being just a woer I guess.

Blue said...

beth knows

Pepe Le Padrino said...

a woe battle

jugdish said...

A Woeyal Rumble of sorts

Blue said...

battle woyale

Blue said...

woyale with cheese

jugdish said...

Woestlemania!

Keef said...

"I'm bitter as fuck, right now"


Unnecessary comma

Blue said...

whatever happened to grimace and the hamburglar and mayor mccheese?

Keef said...

jug
Is the "I'm jugvorced" speech a 2nd or 3rd date conversation?

Blue said...

he used the comma for the pause

jugdish said...

jug
Is the "I'm jugvorced" speech a 2nd or 3rd date conversation?



funny you ask, she actually knew before the first date. in fact she knew excmjug several years ago before i did

Keef said...

Ah, cgjidahtf is gonna drop an IN YOU FACE!! to excmjug

jugdish said...

she probably would. i thought she looked familiar when we met. we couldn't figure it out, but when we did our text convo went something like this:


me: did you know "excmjug's name" or her sister back at the old church?

her: yeah, we used to hang out actually, but we had a falling out.

me: yeah we had a falling out too

Keef said...

9/20

If Tyler was alive, AHIK*, he'd ace it

jugdish said...

text convo


i don't want to deal with that shit

/Lp

Keef said...

"me: yeah we had a falling out too"

nice

jugdish said...

text convo


can you do that from a rotary phone?

/Tp

Keef said...

"text convo"


You should of* had me do it, I'm so fucking charming with that shit

/mize

jugdish said...

Mize in Appleton

Keef said...

27/29

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"funny you ask, she actually knew before the first date. in fact she knew excmjug several years ago before i did"

wft, small word

didnt cgtem know or was friends with exfemtem?

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"If Tyler was alive, AHIK*, he'd ace it"

hilarity

Keef said...

no

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"me: yeah we had a falling out too"

well played


excmjug = Stu Price's girfriend in Hangover?

tem said...

"me: yeah we had a falling out too"

hilarity.

Keef said...

tem's alive

tem said...

"didnt cgtem know or was friends with exfemtem?"


they had a chance meeting. cgtif was out with her friends and exfemtem was out with her friends.

one of cgtif's friends and one of exfemtem's friends were friends with each other.

so the groups combined and exfemtem ended up getting really drunk.

cgtif ended up driving exfemtem and friend of exfemtem to friend of exfemtems place.

then they had an orgy.

that last part is made up.

tem said...

"tem's alive"

yes indeed

Meiz said...

Why aren't we hearing about this huge oil spill in China?

tem said...

6/20 flowers

Keef said...

Our fake lake here is gone

Keef said...

The damn damn burst

Beth said...

Tem, you back from Hilton Head?

Keef said...

"Why aren't we hearing about this huge oil spill in China?"


LP & spiff conversated yesterday

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"no"

apology accepted

tem said...

23/29

tem said...

"Tem, you back from Hilton Head?"

yes, are you going there now?

Keef said...

"apology accepted"

FU

/h

Blue said...

paris hilton gave tem head

tem said...

if she did i would get a disease. i don't want a disease.

Blue said...

did cgtif go to HH and the plucky duck

Blue said...

salty dog

plucky duck

it's all the same

Pepe Le Padrino said...

Thirsty Moose

Beth said...

"yes, are you going there now?"

Nope, Labor Day.

But now I know it's safe to go then.

s

Beth said...

How was HHI? We're always looking for places there to try outside of our usuals. You go to any restaurants or bars you'd recommend?

Blue said...

i just gave you a great one, the plucky duck

tem said...

no, cgtif did not go

tem said...

"You go to any restaurants or bars you'd recommend?"

nothing new this trip.

went to wild wings, kenny bs, caseys, guiseppis and salty dog

Beth said...

"nothing new this trip."

Yeah, it's so easy to go to the same places each time. I'm trying to break out of that a little when I can.

tem said...

we grilled out a lot, which was new.

tem said...

usually we go to hudsons and the oyster factory and some mexican place and a couple other places, but not this year.

Meiz said...

I haven't been to a quality cookout once this summer. WFT? Why is nobody having cookouts?

Blue said...

i have plenty of cookouts

Pepe Le Padrino said...

was at a BBQ last night, was fun

tem said...

hungry

Beth said...

"usually we go to hudsons and the oyster factory and some mexican place and a couple other places, but not this year"

The Oyster Factory is one of our regular places, I love that restaurant.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

you like it raw

not shocking

Keef said...

"I haven't been to a quality cookout once this summer. WFT? Why is nobody having cookouts?"


Be a leader, not a follower

jugdish said...

in appleton they have cookouts all the time

Blue said...

they also have cookouts in Chicago a lot

Pepe Le Padrino said...

i made suite potatoes on the grill last night, real simple, real good

Keef said...

suite potatoes are grate

Blue said...

i hate suite potatoes

Meiz said...

Yams

Keef said...

"Yams"

Not the same

Meiz said...

Same difference. I like neither.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

tits

Meiz said...

Lengthy, but outstanding.

Blue said...

"Lengthy, but outstanding."

like my dong

Blue said...

or LMC for the abbreviation

tem said...

is that the price is right where they do a perfect bid and drew carey doesn't even react?

tem said...

perfect bid in the final showcase.

tem said...

i also dislike suite potatoes

tem said...

carlin plane bit is one of my favorites.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

the price is wrong Bob

Meiz said...

"is that the price is right where they do a perfect bid and drew carey doesn't even react?"


Yep

Pepe Le Padrino said...

it was lenghty but not outstanding, it was alright

Meiz said...

I guess Drew was pissed & all the staff thought the fans were rigging the show.

Meiz said...

"it was lenghty but not outstanding, it was alright"


I like seeing people get on a come-up. I think its outstanding.

Meiz said...

Orioles released Joey Gathright. WFT happened to him?

tem said...

he got released

Keef said...

"i also dislike suite potatoes"


WFT is wrong with youz guyz

Keef said...

joey gathright has nerve been good

Keef said...

suite potatoes cooked like a baked potato, smothered with butter & brown sugar is bombsauce

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"suite potatoes cooked like a baked potato, smothered with butter & brown sugar is bombsauce"

i concur

Pepe Le Padrino said...

i know outback isnt the best place in the world but they do the suite potato justice

tem said...

"i concur"

i rest my case

Keef said...

There's a bar here that has the best suite potato fries

tem said...

"There's a bar here that has the best suite potato fries"

that bar does me no good

Keef said...

tem won't eat anything unless it's found dead on the road

Keef said...

"that bar does me no good"

I didn't say hey tem, you should check out this bar here, it has the best suite potato fries

tem said...

i didn't say you did.

tem said...

"m won't eat anything unless it's found dead on the road"

no true.

found dead in a ditch is also acceptable.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

suite potato fries are HDH

Pepe Le Padrino said...

tem has strange eating habits like meiz, two peas one pod

tem said...

regular potatoes are the better

Pepe Le Padrino said...

ok fatty

jugdish said...

"There's a bar here that has the best suite potato fries"


I'll take a plate of suite potato fries and a Smirnoff Ice please.

/Keef and Lp

jugdish said...

carlin plane bit is one of my favorites.



i can't rememner the last time I've been on a plane and something from that bit hasn't gone through my head.

Blue said...

watched hangover again last night

that movie sucks me everytime. I always find new jokes that are my favorite

like: "it's frowned upon, just like masturbating on a plane"

"i'm pretty sure that's illegal too"

"maybe after 9-11, everyone's so sensitive now...thanks a lot bin laden"

Blue said...

i'm using "thanks bin laden" a lot today

jugdish said...

"it's frowned upon, just like masturbating on a plane"



what about a train?

/Mize

tem said...

what about on train tracks?

/jug

jugdish said...

Air Force is looking for a new motto...the current one is "Above All". Its sad that I didn't even know that, and its lame so they are looking for a new one.

LOV?

jugdish said...

what about on train tracks?

/jug



doesn't work when you are unconcious

jugdish said...

what about a train?

/Mize



i masturbate on the train all the time

/Lp

Pepe Le Padrino said...

like: "it's frowned upon, just like masturbating on a plane"

"i'm pretty sure that's illegal too"

"maybe after 9-11, everyone's so sensitive now...thanks a lot bin laden"

this was the first joke i ran with

Blue said...

that PIR story was long...but a decent enough read

Keef said...

I'll take a plate of suite potato fries and a Mike's Hard please.

/LP

*fized

Pepe Le Padrino said...

was it outstanding?

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"I'll take a plate of suite potato fries and a Mike's Hard please."

this retarded joke reminds me of the miller lite commerical where the dude has a purse

now that's funny

jugdish said...

and a Mike's Hard please.


chuckle

Keef said...

"chuckle"

not you

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"Mets sign Chad Cordero"

champyun-ship!

jugdish said...

not you



no...aitch

tem said...

it's not a purse, its a satchel.

indiana jones has one.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

nother hangover classic

Meiz said...

Chronological hair

Keef said...

""Mets sign Chad Cordero"

champyun-ship!"


LP

Keef said...

"no...aitch"


Makes cents*.

Meiz said...

I'm the worst at being motivated.

Blue said...

"I'm the worst at being motivated."

really?

Keef said...

"I'm the worst at being motivated."


Scoop Jackson is ratarded

jugdish said...

"I'm the worst at being motivated."


be a glass half full guy mize...you're the best at not being motivated!

Meiz said...

"be a glass half full guy mize...you're the best at not being motivated!"


I like it!

Beth said...

Great way of thinking there Jug. Applying that to LOV:

EP is the best at not being tall.
Keef is the best at not being polite.
Blue is the best at not being poor.
I'm the best at not being frigid.
Steve is the best at not being smart.
H is the best at not paying off his bets.
Rev is the best at not being thin.

etc.

Beth said...

Damn, I killed LOV.

tem said...

murderer

tem said...

LOV died already

/lp

Keef said...

"Keef is the best at not being polite."

I'd probably be one of the most polite people you'd erve* meet

ns

Meiz said...

I'm busy

Meiz said...

Time for a break

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"I'd probably be one of the most polite people you'd erve* meet

ns"

ok aitch

Meiz said...

Keith puts up with hsil & csil.

Keith wins.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

unemployment extended, at this point people can put unemployment on their resumes

jugdish said...

Lp

Beth said...

"I'd probably be one of the most polite people you'd erve* meet"

Keef is the best about not being polite online.

Better?

Meiz said...

"unemployment extended, at this point people can put unemployment on their resumes"


I think that's kinda bullshit.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

come to the dark side meiz

Meiz said...

Then again, I've never had an employer that would pay me unemployment.

jugdish said...

Then again, I've never had an employer that would pay me unemployment.


I pay that Mize.


/Obama

Meiz said...

"come to the dark side meiz"


I'm good, still tryin' to get with that FoodShare.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"Then again, I've never had an employer that would pay me unemployment."

what's this mean?

Beth said...

"Then again, I've never had an employer that would pay me unemployment."

Isn't unemployment a government program, not an employer program?

Pepe Le Padrino said...

clearly meiz doesnt know what unemployment is

kod said...

Skip Bayless on SN:

"I get offered drugs all the time, doesn't mean I say yes."

-wft is he doing to cause people to constantly offer him drugs?

Pepe Le Padrino said...

he does them

Meiz said...

"Isn't unemployment a government program, not an employer program?"

Well I don't know how it works in other states, but here you have to apply for it, and your former employer can and usually does dispute it. Then you have to drive your happy ass to whatever the fuck the office is in Madison and basically have a court-type thing with the employer. Its a huge hassle, and not worth the time & money that you likely don't have.

Meiz said...

And if you are granted unemployment benefits, you are required to apply for at least 2 jobs per week, last time I checked.

Keef said...

Goddman Livan Hernandez

Meiz said...

Thinking... You might only have to apply for 2 jobs a week only if you got fired.

Keef said...

"Well I don't know how it works in other states, but here you have to apply for it, and your former employer can and usually does dispute it. Then you have to drive your happy ass to whatever the fuck the office is in Madison and basically have a court-type thing with the employer. Its a huge hassle, and not worth the time & money that you likely don't have."


So you can get unemployment

Keef said...

"Thinking... You might only have to apply for 2 jobs a week only if you got fired."

Can't you only get unemployment if you get fird* or laid off? If I was a company, AHIK*, I'd dispute someone applying for unemployment if they quit, too

Blue said...

"EP is the best at not being tall.
Keef is the best at not being polite.
Blue is the best at not being poor.
I'm the best at not being frigid.
Steve is the best at not being smart.
H is the best at not paying off his bets.
Rev is the best at not being thin"

tem is the best at not having hair

Blue said...

"Can't you only get unemployment if you get fird* or laid off? If I was a company, AHIK*, I'd dispute someone applying for unemployment if they quit, too"

you can only get ue if you're laid off or fired without cause.

and in CO you don't have to drive your happy ass anywhere, it's all done over the phone

Blue said...

you can't draw unemployment anywhere if you leave job voluntarily

tem said...

unemployment there is wierd

tem said...

"tem is the best at not having hair"

i think i have more hair than H

Meiz said...

"So you can get unemployment"


Where did I say I couldn't?

Blue said...

tem is the best at ending engagements

Meiz said...

"you can only get ue if you're laid off or fired without cause."


Its practically impossible to prove you've been fired without cause. He said/she said.

Meiz said...

Tem is the best pass catcher and route runner on LOV

kod said...
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kod said...

"Well I don't know how it works in other states, but here you have to apply for it, and your former employer can and usually does dispute it. Then you have to drive your happy ass to whatever the fuck the office is in Madison and basically have a court-type thing with the employer. Its a huge hassle, and not worth the time & money that you likely don't have."


-I'm pretty sure it's all over the phone and fax in all states.

"you can only get ue if you're laid off or fired without cause."

"or if they materially change your working conditions, or if you become disabled....there are a number of exceptions"

Pepe Le Padrino said...

need dem tits, dat ass spiff

kod said...

fuck, it's hard to type; I ripped half of my fingernail off on the waterslide in Brainerd

Meiz said...

"-I'm pretty sure it's all over the phone and fax in all states."


I applied once(via phone), employer said to fuck off, Unemployment Office said I had to come to Madison to dispute the denial with the employer.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

lazy sack of shit

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