Monday, July 26, 2010

Monday

Forget what that last post says. Zeke was an awful GM. Obviously the roster he put together was not better than the one he inherited because they were also a terrible team. Just because he added bigger names doesn't mean that he was a good GM. He was one of the best point guards to ever play, but as a front office basketball person, he was/is terrible. He single handedly starts an O:F(insert team/league name) wherever he goes. That's a lot of power. But he does love him some Red Lobster.

Let's see, what else happened this weekend? Um, I was watching the Rox/Fillies* game on TBS Sunday morning (PST). David Wells was one of the announcers and they had Chuck Barkley in the booth too. It was basically just the two of them making fat jokes with Ernie Johnson occasionally tossing in some game commentary. I like Chuck because he tells it like it is. Not many people like him in the world of sports. I think he makes Ernie uncomfortable with some of the shit that he says.

Mess had a solid West Coast trip. They went 2-9 on the road swing. But not to worry, LP. 2 wins out west is about the equivalent of 7 wins in CM.

Dez Bryant isn't down with rookie hazing. He said he wouldn't carry Roy 'Williams* pads. Maybe his prostitute mom had sexy time with Roy or something.

Big news around here is the Dbags trading Haren to the Angles*. IDGAF, really, because the Dbags are dbags. But good for Haren, I guess. Although he usually sucks after the All-Star brake*. So, good luck with that, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

Softball team won again last night, making us disdefeated* in games we haven't had to forfeit. Not even a torrential downpour during the 4th inning when we were in the field could stop us. With that said, we'll lose our last 2 games and then lose in the 1st round of the playoffs.

We had some sushi for dinner on Saturday night. Every time we go for sushi, I always try a role* that I've nerve* had before. This time it was the crunchy calimari roll. If you like sushi rolls, AHIK*, try that one. It's moved ahead of the Las Vegas and Philadelphia roll as my new #1 favorite.

Also had the 1st ultrasound on Saturday. That ish is HDH. I think he/she is already taller than LP, too. Fucking annihilate youz.

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Aitch said...

Keef, your reverse jinx attempt failed. You do not have Spiff's power.

Aitch said...

I drank a TON of beer and alcohol yesterday. Good times, good times.

Aitch said...

Hugo Chavez hates the Yankees...

"The Yankee empire has no limit to its manipulation," Chavez said.

El Padrino said...

mets suck

/tp

tem said...

"I drank a TON of beer and alcohol yesterday. "

send some my way.

/lp

Aitch said...

LOV sucks lately

Blue said...

"With that said, we'll lose our last 2 games and then lose in the 1st round of the playoffs."


xinj

Blue said...

Kong and Kourtney Kardashian are rumored to be "taking" New York City next season


O:FCM

Aitch said...

"Kong and Kourtney Kardashian are rumored to be "taking" New York City next season"

Over/Under on LP sightings?

El Padrino said...

i had kim k dreams last night

she is unspeakable territory

Blue said...

"she is unspeakable territory"

i didn't know you felt that way about her (s)

El Padrino said...

that's cuz cmep was watching that show but Kong wasnt on it, kim k was

El Padrino said...

i'm making an unspeakable mt rushmore, just can't pin down the 4th chick

El Padrino said...

Kim K
Angelina Jolie
Jessica Alba

still deciding

El Padrino said...

then i'm going to add unspeakable to the Urban Dictionary

El Padrino said...

adding to Merriman's too!

/keef

El Padrino said...

my unspeakable Mt Rushmore is:

Corey Hart
Deluxe
The New Guy
George Karl

/Meiz

El Padrino said...

my unspeakable Mt. Rushmore

Michelle Pfeiffer
Michelle Pfeiffer
Michelle Pfeiffer
Michelle Pfeiffer

/tem

El Padrino said...

the fuck

Blue said...

biel

Aitch said...

LOV is going the way of Pac10poon.com

Blue said...

my unspeakable mt rushmore would be

scar-jo (George Washington, the best)
Kim K (Abe Lincoln, loves blacks)
Marisa Miller (Thomas Jefferson, good penmanship)
Beyonce (Teddy Roosevelt, mustache)

Blue said...

beyonce was (s) but I wanted the mustache joke....

the actuall Teddy Roosevelt would probably be Jessica Biel.

Blue said...

marissa miller could be replaced by Brookly Decker if decker wasn't boinking Douche Roddick

tem said...

pfeifer in her prime makes my top 4 for sure.

not pfeifer now.

El Padrino said...

Brooklyn Decker is up for my 4th along with Eva Mendes, Penelope Cruz, Halle Berry, Kelly Brook, Alessandra and Underwood

havent decided yet

Blue said...

this is rushmore though, can't put it up there and then take it back down.

my rushmore 12 years ago would have included Jennifer Love Hewitt, and 20 years ago would have had Kathy Ireland...good thing I didn't build it back then

tem said...

my rushmore probably has ireland, pfeifer and 2 to be named later.

tem said...

underwood has a shot for sure.

El Padrino said...

"In fact, he has a way of convincing customers to leave him more: When he breaks a $20, he’ll put a $5 bill on top of the singles and then hover over them while they decide about the tip. They’re more likely to give him the fiver."

I hate hover-er's

El Padrino said...

"my rushmore 12 years ago would have included Jennifer Love Hewitt, and 20 years ago would have had Kathy Ireland...good thing I didn't build it back then"

mine 12 years ago would have had Electra, J LO and mariah

El Padrino said...

Electra hasnt veered to far off the hotness that once was

El Padrino said...

but she has ALOT more miles on her

tem said...

for a rushmore don't you have to consider the chicks at their peaks?

El Padrino said...

up to you, i would think you would want to do that

tem said...

exactly.

El Padrino said...

Matt Ryan
Chipper Jones
Jason Heyward
El Pad

my unspeakable list :)

/beth

tem said...

that can't be right el pad, there are no lawyers on it.

her list would have at least 1.

El Padrino said...

my unspeakable

coach K
Ashley Greene
Corky
Beth

/Steve

Blue said...

rev's unspeakable

cheeze whiz
cream cheese
cheesesteak
cheese curds

El Padrino said...

good one, shoulda threw a bollywood actress in thier though

Spaceman Spiff said...

OC fair over the weekend, cleavage everywhere

kinda weird seeing non fat chicks eat like pigs though, giant turkey leg in one hand, hot dog in the other, wiping their mouth with the back of their hand

Spaceman Spiff said...

deep fried butter was the new feature this year, didnt try it though

tem said...

i can't believe nobody threw out an:


argyle
wool
athletic
dress

/freak

El Padrino said...

good one

El Padrino said...

"deep fried butter was the new feature this year, didnt try it though"

sounds gross and awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

scioscia needs to convice haren that the season just started

tem said...

he can change all the calendars

Spaceman Spiff said...

freak

El Padrino said...

foot locker be aware

Blue said...

":scioscia needs to convice haren that the season just started"

haren hasn't been exactly lights out the 1st half of this season though either

somehow he needs to convince him it's 2007

Blue said...

i think freak died

Todd Packer said...

"mets suck

/tp"

they do suck

Keef said...

Blake Lively has a flat face

Keef said...

at least, in that pic she does

Spaceman Spiff said...

its the angle

El Padrino said...

"I think he/she is already taller than LP, too."

stop it

El Padrino said...

see what happened to Los, they told him he was having a boy at like 10 weeks (impossible to determine sex accurately at that point) then when the 20 week sono was done they changed it to girl


hahahahahahahhahahahaa

El Padrino said...

BAMBOOZLED

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The bloodbath continues along our southern border and now word is coming in that Los Zetas, the highly trained killers formerly with the Gulf Cartel, have crossed into the United States and taken over at least two ranches in the Laredo, Texas area."

El Padrino said...

fucking mexicans

Spaceman Spiff said...

"On the Haren trade, it's worth remembering what Ariz. gave up: Brett Anderson, Carlos Gonzalez..."

brutal

Blue said...

and then cargo was traded to the rockies for the a's to rent matt holliday

Blue said...

along with Huston street

El Padrino said...

skunkpatch wanted no part of that guy

Blue said...

in all fairness he dbags were pretty set in the OF at the time and had a bunch of good prospects, and cargo wasn't shit until late last year

El Padrino said...

anaheim taking on 40MM, no one else wanted to do that

tem said...

"see what happened to Los, they told him he was having a boy at like 10 weeks (impossible to determine sex accurately at that point) then when the 20 week sono was done they changed it to girl"

peeps cgtif knows were told it was a girl right up until the birth. it was their 4th kid, would have been 1st girl so they went all out with pink decorations for the room. got all girly gifts....then bam, out comes a boy.

Blue said...

"anaheim taking on 40MM, no one else wanted to do that"

for a guy with an ERA over 4 this year and even worse if you take the full calendar year.

Blue said...

he's not fooling anyone anymore

tem said...

yankees would have done it.

Blue said...

yankees want roy halladay

tem said...

some guy just came in the office asking to speak to someone that last worked here 3 years ago.

said he was expecting him.


hilarious.

El Padrino said...

you see Cowher wife died of skin cancer blue

El Padrino said...

"Went to the men's room in center field about 75 minutes before the game. In the middle of the empty place: a naked man washing himself, his pile of clothes off to the side. I did a double-take, and he was quickly soaping up his armpits with the hand soap out of the dispenser, then using a cup to rinse off."

freak

Spaceman Spiff said...

"freak"

yea, the witness watched for far too long

El Padrino said...

Those Vitaminwaters you've been chugging in order to feel like maybe you're actually consuming something that's good for you? Yeah, they're mostly sugar. A federal judge has ruled that the beverage's marketing violates FDA regulations when it claims to “keep you healthy” or “help bring about a healthy state of physical and mental being." A suggestion for a new name: "Cake in a Can."

face

tem said...

but they have vitamins!

Keef said...

"in all fairness he dbags were pretty set in the OF at the time and had a bunch of good prospects, and cargo wasn't shit until late last year"


GM at the time also got rid of Quentin and gave Byrnes a boughtload* of money.

But he was still a solid GM
/LP

tem said...

"As elections loom, the president trades his rhetoric of "change" for a tricky new pitch"


i think his new pitch is "things could be worse"

ns

Keef said...

That's also my pitch

/mize & aitch


s

kod said...

had a Vitamin Water last week for the first time


tasted like a mix between Gatorade and Robotusson; I threw the remaining 90% out immediately

El Padrino said...

didnt quentin stink

how long should a GM wait for a prosepct to develop before trying to get value for him?

playing MMQB with a GM is tricky

tem said...

"how long should a GM wait for a prosepct to develop before trying to get value for him?
"

apparently he should have waited longer on quentin and cargo.

pulled the plug earlier on other scrubs.

El Padrino said...

baseball prospects are very tricky
even the no-doubters stink for awhile

some dont but most scuffle a bit

tem said...

reading skunkpatch...

i think people are taking this darrell revis stuff too far.

he is good. really good. but he isn't the best player who isn't a QB in the league.

tem said...

"baseball prospects are very tricky
even the no-doubters stink for awhile
"

strasburg disagrees....until his arm falls off.

tem said...

i'm tired of baseball talk though. i don't like it too much. it is slow and boring.

tem said...

i love football and just tolerate the other sports.

other sports > other things (like reading books, or studying about cars or something)

but football >>>>>>>>>>> other sports

El Padrino said...

footyball is king

El Padrino said...

"strasburg disagrees....until his arm falls off."

kerry wood

El Padrino said...

and i said some dont

El Padrino said...

i;e Revis

i'd take a solid franchise tackle over a CB any day of the week

El Padrino said...

it's just in this case, Rex really knows how to play to Revis's strenfs*

El Padrino said...

and knows he can bltiz the shit out of the opposing qb and leave Revis on an "island"

El Padrino said...

I would be fake slanting and go-ing Revis's ass all day if I was a NFL qb he plays the line of scrimmage so tight he'd easily go for the first stick throw

as long as your WR has 2 inches on him it's a high % ball to throw

sort of like a fade

AHIK

Keef said...

"didnt quentin stink

how long should a GM wait for a prosepct to develop "



I think he was in the bigs for < than a year when he dealt him

El Padrino said...

whoa

can't wait for football i guess

tem said...

"i'd take a solid franchise tackle over a CB any day of the week"

same. assuming you mean offensive tackle.

El Padrino said...

"I think he was in the bigs for < than a year when he dealt him"

WAY off

i think he was drafted in 03 04, was in the bigs for 2 seasons, one maybe up and down between Triple A

El Padrino said...

"same. assuming you mean offensive tackle."

but of course

tem said...

"and knows he can bltiz the shit out of the opposing qb and leave Revis on an "island""


yeah then the QB reads the blitz and throws to where the blitz came from. not towards revis who is covering 1 on 1.

they just throw to the part of the field the blitzer left wide open.

El Padrino said...

Quentin still sucks anyway, who cares if Byrnes gave up on him

he sucks, he had one good year

Keef said...

"WAY off

i think he was drafted in 03 04, was in the bigs for 2 seasons, one maybe up and down between Triple A"


He had 138 games and 395 ABs with the Dbags. So < than 1 year in the bigs. Apology accepted

El Padrino said...

"yeah then the QB reads the blitz and throws to where the blitz came from. not towards revis who is covering 1 on 1."

a good QB, which are few, a bad QB gets eaten alive because he doesnt pick it up in time

El Padrino said...

"He had 138 games and 395 ABs with the Dbags. So < than 1 year in the bigs. Apology accepted"

you have to use calendars for years bro

apology accepted

Keef said...

"he sucks, he had one good year"


His BA is awful, but he's still a run producer

tem said...

138 games is more than he has ever played in 1 season.

tem said...

he is hurt a lot

El Padrino said...

drafted in 2003

fist came up in 2006, already a 3 year project, then stank in 06, stank in 07

A, AA, AAA all is professional ball

Keef said...

"you have to use calendars for years bro"

So you're 31. Got it

El Padrino said...

"His BA is awful, but he's still a run producer"

carlos pena, willy mo pena, jason lane, luke scott, rick ankiel

yawn

El Padrino said...

"So you're 31. Got it"

what's wrong with you

Keef said...

"A, AA, AAA all is professional ball"


No shit, doc. I didn't say pro ball. I said the bigs

El Padrino said...

keefosian logic introduced today

Keef said...

"what's wrong with you"


You said you need a calendar to count years.

El Padrino said...

"No shit, doc. I didn't say pro ball. I said the bigs"

bigs

played in 06
and played in 07

> 1 year

El Padrino said...

"You said you need a calendar to count years."

how many years as Quentin been in the bigs?

tem said...

"His BA is awful, but he's still a run producer"


Dawson'r BA was awful and he is a HOFer

Keef said...

"how many years as Quentin been in the bigs?"

All or parts of 5 seasons

Keef said...

Fucking TO going to sign with Cincy

tem said...

that's at least 10 years then.

tem said...

skunkpatch made a good point. Cincy doesn't really need another WR who isn't going to contribute to special teams at all. and all that is going to do is hurt the young WRs they have.

tem said...

and TO + OchoCinco = mega diva action at WR.

Keef said...

I love 85, but he spent too much time doing reality TV shit this offseason. Don't know what to expect from him this year

El Padrino said...

"All or parts of 5 seasons"

this is a dumb argument

but i'll keep going

so a year = a season when player X plays 162 games?

Keef said...

"this is a dumb argument

but i'll keep going

so a year = a season when player X plays 162 games?"



I know what you're saying. He was with the Dbags for 2 seasons. My comment was that he had the equivalent (games, ABs) of < than 1 season in the majors.

cue: AA

tem said...

i think it is common to say that in the neighborhood of 130 games for a position player is the equivalent of 1 season.

tem said...

but if you play 50 games then get hurt, then 50 more next season and get hurt and then 50 more the next season nobody is going to say that you had 1 yr exp.

El Padrino said...

Apology accepted

Keef said...

Right. But I didn't say he had parts of 4 seasons that = < than 1 year. He had 2 half seasons

kod said...

and the Ordonez news keeps getting worse for Tigers fans:

"In landing on the DL, Magglio Ordonez may have played his final game for the Tigers. Now that he's hurt, and won't get enough plate appearances or starts for his $15 million option for 2011 to kick in, what is Magglio Ordonez's future with the Tigers? Mostly cloudy. "There's no question he's not going to click his option," Tigers' general manager Dave Dombrowski said Sunday morning. "I hadn't even thought of Magglio (as a possible free agent) because of the assumption it would click and he'd be with us. Well, that changed." But will Ordonez remain a Tiger anyway? No guarantees."


-I'd feel bad for Tigers fans if it weren't for the Nathan and Morneau injuries; now, I'd say all 3 teams in the central are pretty equally set back from injuries

tem said...

"Don't know what to expect from him this year"

i wouldn't expect much. he hasn't really been good in 5 years....maybe 4.

tem said...

"say all 3 teams in the central are pretty equally set back from injuries
"

the indians are ready to pounce now.

tem said...

i take that back. he did well in 2007

kod said...

"the indians are ready to pounce now."


I hope the Sox or Tigers have to play them soon; they seem to be playing good ball of late

Keef said...

12 of the 14 AL teams are where I pickt* them in the standings as of right now


jinx

tem said...

"12 of the 14 AL teams are where I pickt* them in the standings as of right now"

14 of 14 for me.

of course i picked them this morning.

El Padrino said...

“A young, front-line player off the big-league roster, two high-end prospects and one more prospect.”

jesus it's Roy Oswalt not Dizzy Dean

tem said...

i wouldn't trade much for dizzy dean now.

Keef said...

Oswalt's #s are similar to Dizzy Dean's, in half as many years

Keef said...

Dean has 30 saves, though

El Padrino said...

wiseasses

Meiz said...

Goddman mondays

Meiz said...

I've been partying way too much lately.

tem said...

ncaa 2011 is harder than 2010.

Keef said...

"Goddman mondays"

At least dummy isn't there

tem said...

in FMLB the worst team ever is threatening to climb out of the cellar

El Padrino said...

"I've been partying way too much lately."

you wonder why your always broke

Blue said...

"ncaa 2011 is harder than 2010."

kind of like 6th grade being harder than 5th grade

Blue said...

astros can ask for the moon, why not,

Blue said...

I would ask for 17 players from A ball, figuring that maybe 2 of them would pan out

Keef said...

you woender why your always broke

*fized

Spaceman Spiff said...

bitch raised up

El Padrino said...

man that must feeeeelll goood

Blue said...

this CP3 thing is hilarity to me.

i hope the hornets trade him to the clippers or someplace really shitty.

El Padrino said...

"astros can ask for the moon, why not,"

haren was just traded for poop

tem said...

but haren isn't good

El Padrino said...

but haren isn't good this year

* fiked

i'd take Haren over Oswalt any day of the week

Blue said...

even on days that end in y?

El Padrino said...

meiz

Meiz said...

gonna try some ketchup

Blue said...

i suggest Heinz, it's better than any generic brand

Meiz said...

"His BA is awful, but he's still a run producer"


BA is an incomplete stat

Spaceman Spiff said...

agreed, hate when fast food places dont have heinz packets, del monte is garbage

Keef said...

Lost in all the Quentin talk was the fact that they got rid of him and gave Byrnes $10mil/year

El Padrino said...

Hunt's is trash

Meiz said...

"you wonder why your always broke"


Wrong. Free is for me.

Meiz said...

How dirty is your stadium?

Blue said...

meiz is a moocher, i'm not surprised

El Padrino said...

he sucks

kod said...

"Inspectors found employees lacking in overall food-safety knowledge after observing one worker washing his hands with his gloves on"


chuckle

Meiz said...

"meiz is a moocher, i'm not surprised"


No, I just stopped turning shit down when its offered to me.

Thanks, Obama!

Keef said...

"meiz is a moocher, i'm not surprised"

^^^

Keef said...

"No, I just stopped turning shit down when its offered to me. "


OIC. So, a moocher

Meiz said...

Moochers ask for things. I do not ask. When somebody calls & says "hey we have a shit ton of food & beer, you should come over" the standard reaction is to get the hell over there.

Spaceman Spiff said...

freeloader not moocher

El Padrino said...

your like the lil fish that suck the food off the belly of whales

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Meiz said...

"freeloader not moocher"

sure

Keef said...

"Moochers ask for things. I do not ask. When somebody calls & says "hey we have a shit ton of food & beer, you should come over" the standard reaction is to get the hell over there."


What is it called when someone offers to do something for you and then pulls the offer and then you complain about it?

El Padrino said...

indian giver

weasel

El Padrino said...

remember indian burns?

Meiz said...

You tell me. What is it that you're complaining about?

Meiz said...

"indian giver

weasel"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

"You tell me. What is it that you're complaining about?"


nada

Keef said...

mize
Reds/Breer's series bet?

Blue said...

"What is it called when someone offers to do something for you and then pulls the offer and then you complain about it?"

hsil?

Keef said...

yes that too

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

we dead

Meiz said...

"mize
Reds/Breer's series bet?"


Sure. 3 days.

Keef said...

word

kod said...

"In a little more than a year and a half since leaving the Yankees, Pavano has made 53 of 54 scheduled starts. This year, Pavano is third in the AL in innings (less than a full frame behind notorious workhorse Sabathia), quality starts, and wins, second in WHIP, complete games, and walks per nine innings (1.2), and first in shutouts. Since June 9, he has gone 7-0 with a 2.40 ERA in nine starts with four complete games and two shutouts while walking just eight men in 71 1/3 innings."


IN YOU FACE CM

Meiz said...

Pavano was a nice little pick up for me

Meiz said...

Mize's Murderers Row on the hill tomorrow

kod said...

I'm just happy to see a return of the stached pitcher

the results are a definite bonus though

Meiz said...

Good golly, I played the drums on Spiff last week. Had no idear.

Keef said...

"Mize's Murderers Row on the hill tomorrow"


You might get 1 win out of those 4

Keef said...

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