Monday, July 12, 2010

Life changing

This might bore some of you. Oh well.
Went with cmk to the vagina doc this weekend. We thought maybe she was about 9 weeks along, but doc says she's 11 weeks in and that we might hear the heartbeat. She tried for about 5 minutes and couldn't get it, and was about to put the thing away and then BOOM! there it was, clear as day. Coolest thing I've ever heard. Kind of sounded like a dog barking. And I mentioned this in the weekend comments, and I know LP won't see those, but the doc said nothing about no sex. You should maybe get a new doc, LP. But goddman, this is a cool experience. Get to do the ultrasound in 2 weeks. And due date is 1/30/11. I'll send a tem-like prize pack to the person who guesses closest to the date & time of it. (NS)
OK, that's enough of that talk. I won't bring that up again on a post for a while.

85's show on VH1 is HDH. Lots of hot bitches and cattiness. Good times for everyone. 85 is my new favorite ath-a-lete. But I probably wouldn't pick him for FFB this year, since he's spent the entire offseason dancing and doing a dating show.

Monsoon season is here now. Got some heavy rain tonight. That means empty river beds will be flooding and people will try to cross them with their cars and they'll get stuck and need to get rescued and then get a ticket and fined. People are fucking stupid.

Cmk watches some show on Bravo I think, about some NY bitch who's pregnant and getting married and the show is about her preparing for the wedding. I axed "So any random chick can get a reality show because she's getting married?" Cmk said it's not a random chick, it's some girl who was on one of the real housewives show, probably NY because she seems like she's a NY douche. But I digress. Anyway, how was she on the "real housewives" show if she is just now doing a show about getting married? Are you trying to tell me that reality shows are always real? Fuck, what's next? Are my parents really Santa Claus?

Softball team is kicking as. for some reason this season. We won last night 29-4. The last 3 games we've won by a total of 69-11. I don't know what's going on. I really think the other teams are just that bad. But who knows? Stranger things have happened. I mean, mize is getting some as. now. Female as. And he might be getting OT soon. Is this the end of the world as we know it? If it is, then I feel fine.

LP & wolf made a video

308 comments:

1 – 200 of 308   Newer›   Newest»
Aitch said...

" That means empty river beds will be flooding and people will try to cross them with their cars and they'll get stuck and need to get rescued and then get a ticket and fined."

You get a fine for that? I would think fucking up your ride would be enough of a punishment.

Aitch said...

For future reference, if I am on LOV this early on a Monday, it means I'm having a shitty morning in the cab. Today is no exception.

Aitch said...

My first fare was $70 airport run. Guy gave me a $4 tip. Asshole.

Aitch said...

second fare was a $10 fare with no tip. 3rd was a $5.20 trip with $1.80 tip. And that's all I have done since 3:45 this morning.

Aitch said...

I will stop whining about my cab fares now.

Aitch said...

Fuck Spain. Fuck the World Cup officiating. Dude from Netherlands did not deserve that second yellow.

Aitch said...

Another guy from Netherlands got a yellow card when he didn't make any contact with the Spanish player.

Aitch said...

Fuck Lebron James

Aitch said...

Seriously, how big of an ego does this guy have?

Aitch said...

Fuck the NY Knicks

Aitch said...

First they send Isiah Thomas in a desperate last minute attempt to convince Lebron to sign in NY. Now I hear that he is on the list of candidates for their GM job.

Aitch said...

Apparently they have forgotten what a debacle the 1st stint as GM was for good ol' Zeke.

Aitch said...

Fuck fog. Not Fogg the ballplayer. Just regular fog. Makes my mornings a bitch.

Beth said...

The hate is strong in H this morning. Sucks for him but more entertaining for the rest of us.

Aitch said...

The expressway is not fun to drive on when you can't see 20 feet in front of you.

Aitch said...

I don't know if you know this, but Boston drivers are pretty bad. They are even worse when they can't see.

Aitch said...

Fuck Beth. She interrupted my temrun

Beth said...

And from LOV weekend edition was this from keef talking about cmk not changing her name when she married as*: "yeah, that's why cmkod didn't change hers again."

"Again"? This may be elpadery but is this cmk's 2nd marriage?

Aitch said...

Plus she finds my misery entertaining. And she won't post pictures of her tits. Boo.

Beth said...

"Fuck Beth. She interrupted my temrun"

I always interrupt temrun's when I can so I can't treat an Hrun any differently or tem would resent it.

Aitch said...

RIF Beth.

Cmkod = Kod's wife, not keef's

Beth said...

And she won't post pictures of her tits.

I never said that, just not on LOV.

s

Beth said...

"RIF Beth.

Cmkod = Kod's wife, not keef's"

Dammit. I guess I have a case of the Mondays.

Aitch said...

My shuffle this morning has taken me from Elton John to Peter Frampton to Nirvana to AFI. Me like

Aitch said...

I have on of those cassette adapters that we used to rock for the discmans plugged into my laptop right now. pretty suite*

Aitch said...

"Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"

"No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man."

Aitch said...

"I never said that, just not on LOV.

s"

MHilario@vzw.blackberry.net :-)

Aitch said...

"Go away from my window. Leave at your own chosen speed. I'm not the one you want, babe. I'm not the one you need."

Aitch said...

I think I chased Beth away.

Aitch said...

Or she is temporarily distracted by a lawyer

Aitch said...

One never can tell with her

Aitch said...

I wonder if EP has stopped crying about Lebron yet?

Aitch said...

His last post is still hilarity to me. He was so sure that LBJ would be in NY.

Aitch said...

I bet when he heard the news he felt the same way as when he found out that Santa wasn't real.

Aitch said...

LP ≠ Gangsta

Aitch said...

I wonder if Blue has fired anyone recently. Or sexually harrassed any secretaries.

Aitch said...

"And to Christ the cross. And to me a chair. I will sit and earn the ransom from up here."

Aitch said...

Yes, I am posting lyrics to songs that pop up on shuffle. Sue me.

Aitch said...

So yesterday morning, I took 4 lovely ladies in the cab. They were quite drunk. The fare was $40 and they gave me a $10 tip. A couple hours later, I notice a $20 bill in the back seat of the cab. No one else had been in that seat since the ladies, so I assume it belongs to one of them. I called the number they had used and left a message that one of them dropped 20 bucks and I'd like to return it. I have not heard anything back. My obligation is done, right? Should I feel bad about pocketing the $20?

Aitch said...

Hey, I just got a fare. Woohoo! More rants to come later...

Beth said...

"My obligation is done, right? Should I feel bad about pocketing the $20?"

Hell, I'd have never made that first call to them about it. ns

Steve said...

"Hell, I'd have never made that first call to them about it. ns"

only if i had a chance of seeing one of them naked. (that's assuming "lovely" means what i think it means)

Aitch said...

I was being sincere when I said lovely. 2 dimes, a 6 and a 7.

Aitch said...

"Hell, I'd have never made that first call to them about it. ns"

The lawyer obsession becomes more and more clear each day.

Aitch said...

Where's Guido Padrino today?

Aitch said...

"Where do we go when we just don't know and how do we relight the flame when it's cold? Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing and when will we learn to control?"

Aitch said...

"I pulled into Nashville, Tennessee. But you wouldn't even come around to see me. And since you're headed up to Carolina, you know I'm gonna be right there behind ya."

Aitch said...

last fare. $19.60. He gave me a 20. I guess I'm not done complaining about fares.

Aitch said...

Is it not common knowledge that you're supposed to tip cab drivers? NS.

Aitch said...

I'm carrying this place.

Beth said...

"Is it not common knowledge that you're supposed to tip cab drivers?"

I always thought it was a given. I'm seriously surprised with how many don't tip you decently.

Of course I'm a former waitress so I'm especially sensitive to the tip situation (not to mention my hooker side job - S).

Aitch said...

"(not to mention my hooker side job - S)."

Beth, S means sarcasm. You should put NS

tem said...

"I'll send a tem-like prize pack to the person who guesses closest to the date & time of it. (NS)"

1/25/11 10:54pm EST

BLUE said...

rev at the 1:40 mark

El Padrino said...

that's an old video

Aitch said...

"I'll send a tem-like prize pack to the person who guesses closest to the date & time of it. (NS)"


Oh yeah. 1/21/11. 3:13 AM. BOOM!

El Padrino said...

aitch needs a hug

El Padrino said...

"I'll send a tem-like prize pack to the person who guesses closest to the date & time of it. (NS)"

we need more information

BLUE said...

"And I mentioned this in the weekend comments, and I know LP won't see those, but the doc said nothing about no sex. You should maybe get a new doc, LP"


probably has something to do with the fact that first pregnancy ended with pre-eclampsia, if i'm remember right

tem said...

" My obligation is done, right? Should I feel bad about pocketing the $20?"

your obligation is done.

the $20 is yours. but what'll happen is they will wait about 2 weeks and then figure out they need some drinking money and then call you. then you'll have already spent it and need to dig up $20 to pay them. you'll do it because you'll tell yourself that it might get you laid. it won't.

actually i think you know better. you know it won't get you laid.

Aitch said...

"aitch needs a hug"

You need a step stool

tem said...

"probably has something to do with the fact that first pregnancy ended with pre-eclampsia"

blue is too smart

El Padrino said...

"probably has something to do with the fact that first pregnancy ended with pre-eclampsia, if i'm remember right"

i was gonna ignore the as. but this is correct

fyi that period is over anyway so moot

El Padrino said...

"You need a step stool"

these get corny quick when they arent creative

Aitch said...

"actually i think you know better. you know it won't get you laid."

^^^^^^^^^^^

I know way better. No girl is digging the cab driver. Ever.

BLUE said...

I was in NYC this past weekend, good times, I was in Saturday afternoon..wedding, then out sunday morning, so now time to see EP.

tem said...

people i don't know if you should tip:


movers
maids/house cleaners
hookers
guys who detail cars
waiters at a buffet (well i think you give them something, but what?)
heating/air guy

BLUE said...

"I know way better. No girl is digging the cab driver. Ever."


i'm sure there are some girls who do...you just have too high of standards mize...i mean H

tem said...

its now time to see him? i would have thought you would have tried when you were in NY.

tem said...

"Apparently they have forgotten what a debacle the 1st stint as GM was for good ol' Zeke."

^^^

BLUE said...

now = no it's the new coke

Aitch said...

"i'm sure there are some girls who do...you just have too high of standards mize...i mean H"

I have no issues getting women, blue. Just saying I have never had success with one I've picked up in a cab.

BLUE said...

didn't say you had trouble getting woman

said you had your 'cab woman' standards too high


but then again, why would you want to hookup with someone who doesn't have a cah (bostonian for car)

Aitch said...

"why would you want to hookup with someone who doesn't have a cah (bostonian for car)"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Although, not everyone who uses a cab doesn't have one.

tem said...

big boss is complaining to my boss about me.

sometimes old senile big boss is a pain.

tem said...

Facespacers got killed by the worst team ever in LOV FMLB.

wft?

kod said...

waiters at a buffet (well i think you give them something, but what?)

I drop down either $1 or $2 for them; I don't use a percentage in those instances

El Padrino said...

"I was in NYC this past weekend, good times, I was in Saturday afternoon..wedding, then out sunday morning, so now time to see EP."

the fuck

tem said...

i usually drop $1 for the buffet waiters. but am never really sure what i am supposed to drop down.

El Padrino said...

wrapping up the margarita mix....

you mean suite and sour mix = virgin margarita

BLUE said...

"the fuck"

i was in Carmelo's wedding. I'd tell you guys more about it, but i'm sworn to secrecy until the tv show comes out in September.

tem said...

i'll add an extra dollar if the way they say "mo dink?" is hilarious.

El Padrino said...

"i usually drop $1 for the buffet waiters. but am never really sure what i am supposed to drop down."

depends how fast they take my plates and if they keep brining me sodas

tem said...

blue is carmelo.

El Padrino said...

i did work on the Borgata buffet

i wondered what damage spiff would have done

kod said...

the only other group I tip on your list is maids/house cleaners (if you mean at a hotel)

Of course, I only tip if I am staying more than one night at the same place, but after that I do $5/day

Aitch said...

"blue is carmelo."

Blue = Carmelo = Uncle Tom

tem said...

"(if you mean at a hotel)"

i more mean if you have someone come and clean your house.

i have no idear how much that costs and i have no idear if you are supposed to tip them.

i have no idear if you are supposed to be home when they do the cleaning either.

i have no idear how it works.

blue, any guidance?

Aitch said...

"i more mean if you have someone come and clean your house."

I should have someone come clean my apartment so I can shoot pictures for LOV cribz

Steve said...

I've always thought cab drivers could pull.

Aitch said...

"I've always thought cab drivers could pull."

S I'm assuming.

Steve said...

na. it's late. the girls are already drunk. it's like a gift.

El Padrino said...

who the fuck drinks milk with italian food

pshycho

El Padrino said...

cant believe aitch is even insufferable about his tips

Aitch said...

"na. it's late. the girls are already drunk. it's like a gift."

True. I suppose I've never really tried because I assume girls aren't into cabbies. lol

tem said...

good use of lol

Aitch said...

"good use of lol"

DAMN! I let one slip!

Aitch said...

"cant believe aitch is even insufferable about his tips"

F
U
C
K

Y
O
U

BLUE said...

"blue, any guidance?"

i've never had a house cleaner/maid
but my parents do

they don't tip her, she gets paid what she charges them (tip included I guess).

I think they might give her a little extra around christmas time (like a christmas bonus)

kod said...

i more mean if you have someone come and clean your house.

i have no idear how much that costs and i have no idear if you are supposed to tip them.

i have no idear if you are supposed to be home when they do the cleaning either.

i have no idear how it works.


-The only people I know who hire house cleaners are my parents. They negotiated the price with the cleaner herself, so they don't tip
*Now if you use a cleaning service/company, it's probably a good idea to tip

Aitch said...

What could have been...

Beth said...

"i was in Carmelo's wedding. I'd tell you guys more about it, but i'm sworn to secrecy until the tv show comes out in September."

Maybe it was you they were booing then instead of Lebron.

El Padrino said...

wolfgang pucks joint @ Borgata was hdh

Keef said...

"You get a fine for that? I would think fucking up your ride would be enough of a punishment."


Yep. Stupid Motorist Law.

Keef said...

"we need more information"

Like what?

Keef said...

"i was gonna ignore the as. but this is correct"


I wasn't being an as.
Didn't know that

BLUE said...

Zeke weeps for the captain

El Padrino said...

i was at the park the other day with bgep and she befriended this arab looking girl, they were playing and whatnot and the arab girl was a bit older and doing things that my kid shouldnt do yet like climbing on certain things and whatnot but at some point they were racing down the slides but by running down them not actually sliding, then boom

the arab kid falls on her face and starts crying, i busted out a
USAUSAUSAUSAUSA chant, ns

the mother was not amused
we left shortly thereafter

El Padrino said...

"Didn't know that"

dont look at comments, read them

kod said...

"I'll send a tem-like prize pack to the person who guesses closest to the date & time of it. (NS)"

1/23/10 at 12:47 PM

El Padrino said...

"Like what?"

medical history
is she taking pre-natals?
does she drink caffeine?
morning sickness bad or barely there?
sleep issues?
was she birthed vaginally? and you?
early or late? same for you

we would need to know weight gain and the gravity of the baby during the 6th month for an accurate guess

so you won't get my prediction until about then

s, sorta ns

El Padrino said...

"Coolest thing I've ever heard"

until you hear the lil baby scream the minute she/he is pulled from your wife's loin or ripped from her open womb

THAT is the coolest thing EVAR!?!!

El Padrino said...

but up until now it is the coolest sound

Beth said...

"the arab kid falls on her face and starts crying, i busted out a
USAUSAUSAUSAUSA chant, ns"

Keef, you have officially been replaced as the LOV as* Congrats.

El Padrino said...

"Keef, you have officially been replaced as the LOV as* Congrats."

if rooting for America to win in all aspects of life constitutes as being an as. i'd gladly take it

USA
USA
USA!

El Padrino said...

i would like to share another ratard waitress story

mountains, there is a open bit bbq joint, cmep calls to order:

cmep: hi can i place an order?

mountain lady: sure go ahead

cmep: ok I'd like one whole chicken, thr...(mountain lady interjects)

mountain lady: i'm sorry but we don't have whole chickens just halves

cmep: ::roy rogers::

cmep: ok than can i have two halves?

mountain lady: sure no problem

Steve said...

"if rooting for America to win in all aspects of life constitutes as being an as. i'd gladly take it"

just because she was Arabic does not mean she wasn't American. you were probably rooting against America

tem said...

el pad hates non whites

Beth said...

"if rooting for America to win in all aspects of life constitutes as being an as. i'd gladly take it"

Good point, if an "arab looking" kid hurts herself it makes America stronger.

s

Aitch said...

It took me far too long to MS Paint my new profile picture.

Aitch said...

Yes, it is ganked from the Calvinand Hobbes stickers.

Keef said...

"so you won't get my prediction until about then"


Than* I guess you won't win

Keef said...

"just because she was Arabic does not mean she wasn't American. you were probably rooting against America"



^^^^^
What if the "eye-talian looking" kid was the one who got hurt? Does America win?

El Padrino said...

"just because she was Arabic does not mean she wasn't American. you were probably rooting against America"

child please

El Padrino said...

"^^^^^
What if the "eye-talian looking" kid was the one who got hurt? Does America win?"

if it lookt* american it's american

Keef said...

Mel Padrino

tem said...

what % are you supposed to tip cabbies?

El Padrino said...

thought the USAUSAUSA story would be uplifting

goddamn commies in here

Aitch said...

10-15% and I'm happy

Keef said...

"thought the USAUSAUSA story would be uplifting"


Racism only uplifts you and blue

El Padrino said...

it's not racism it's patrioism

Steve said...

"Mel Padrino"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

petros and money in for rome

Aitch said...

"it's not racism it's patrioism"

You're both ignorant and an idiot. Thank you.

El Padrino said...

actually i like the usausausa era

i used it in the car on the way up to the mountains, saw a gook with a flat tire and i started the chant

i think it's funny

Keef said...

"it's not racism it's patrioism"


Do what you gotta do to make yourself feel good about it

El Padrino said...

keef should work for the NFL you know, since it's the no fun league and all

El Padrino said...

joke told

laughter

keef: HEY STOP LAUGHING!

Keef said...

"keef should work for the NFL you know, since it's the no fun league and all"


I forgot that racism is fun

s

Keef said...

racist joke told

laughter

keef: HEY STOP LAUGHING!


*fized

BLUE said...

i don't see the racism in that joke.

I chanted USA when the netherlands didn't score

BLUE said...

just because he stereotypes doesn't make him racist

BLUE said...

stereotypes are a staple of lov, and life for that matter

El Padrino said...

so rooting for your country is racist

got it

El Padrino said...

stereotypes are a staple of lov, and life for that matter

^this

BLUE said...

even if the arab kid was american, shouldn't matter

when two americans race and one wins you still chant USA USA USA

it doesn't make the loser less american.

you're not rooting against, you're rooting for

El Padrino said...

twas a joke, mafuggin joke

if that lil arab girl (actually think she was Indian but can't tell no dot on mother) hurt herself bad i would have provided medical assitance because i am a humanitarian (and chances are she would have went to the hospital and gotten free medical care which is funded through my paycheck so there)

Keef said...

"just because he stereotypes doesn't make him racist"


Shocking that blitler is defending it

El Padrino said...

beth matt ryan with a MMQB today

cream yourself

Keef said...

"(and chances are she would have went to the hospital and gotten free medical care which is funded through my paycheck so there)"


jesus

BLUE said...

"Shocking that blitler is defending it"

shocking that keith doesn't understand (eteo)

BLUE said...

now a racist answer would be if EP had said

"i'm surprised her suicide bomb didn't go off"

Keef said...

"now a racist answer would be if EP had said

"i'm surprised her suicide bomb didn't go off""



Wouldn't that be the stereotype?

El Padrino said...

tem did you try Bosely?

Bosley (sp?)

El Padrino said...

"Wouldn't that be the stereotype?"

would be racist, like racial porfiling

Keef said...

stereotyping is assuming all arabs are suicide bombers. Racism is cheering that they got hurt

El Padrino said...

wasnt cheering her fall, was cheering my daughters victory

El Padrino said...

keef you gonna find out the sex of the bgas.?

Aitch said...

"stereotyping is assuming all arabs are suicide bombers. Racism is cheering that they got hurt"

^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

also, that gyno chair in that room

i want one

Keef said...

Yeah. Cmk kind of doesn't want to right now, but that'll change. The 2nd one can be a surprise

El Padrino said...

my boss is back, he went to jamaica

he has a tan

he's black

it's freaking me out (the tan)

El Padrino said...

and aitch if lebron pissed on the knicks what did he do to the Cavs?

keef sanchez?

Keef said...

heartbeat was 169, and cmk read something that said usually if it's over 140 then it's a girl.

El Padrino said...

hawaiians talk funny

Keef said...

joe mauer sounds like coach k

El Padrino said...

"heartbeat was 169, and cmk read something that said usually if it's over 140 then it's a girl."

i hate when woman read

El Padrino said...

it's me joe MAW-HER

we went to CABOW together

kod said...

joe mauer sounds like coach k


YOU LIE



s

Keef said...

well played Mauer

El Padrino said...

Money Hungry

that's the name of the show where I know one of the contestants

hilarious guy, crazy bookie quido, bald fat, your all gonna love him

premiers aug 2nd on VH1

his name is Joe V.

Todd Packer said...

nice post, freak

El Padrino said...

Bale doing Killing Pablo

wood

El Padrino said...

i'm gonna hire the octopuss to pick the nfl games

El Padrino said...

frozen yogurt is awful

Todd Packer said...

i laughed at ep's USA story

Todd Packer said...

i didn't watch any of the WC game yesterday

Todd Packer said...

big win for the mess yesterday, ep... sweep would of* hurt

Todd Packer said...

late lunch time

El Padrino said...

did the black dude get cut on TC, i have it dvr'd

El Padrino said...

"i didn't watch any of the WC game yesterday"

who did?

El Padrino said...

"big win for the mess yesterday, ep... sweep would of* hurt"

for sure, reds got philly phucked

El Padrino said...

"i laughed at ep's USA story"

oh look an american with a sense of humor

BLUE said...

TP, Blue, and EP all love their country

Spaceman Spiff said...

"did the black dude get cut on TC, i have it dvr'd"

no

kod said...

"TP, Blue, and EP all love their country"

and at least one of them is not above laughing at injured children to prove it

BLUE said...

"and at least one of them is not above laughing at injured children to prove it"

c'mon kod, you'd laugh at that kid too.

especially if she was frontin and prancin like she was better than your daughter

El Padrino said...

spiff Ditch Plains, hot dog with mac and cheese on it, DET, although i want to try it again, the mac and cheese was like soupy kind not baked kind that i prefer

also, cafe habana and dos caminos (i know la has superior mexican food but the lobster tacos here were suite)

also, baked by melissa

cmep told me about this, they sell like cupcakes, bite size for a buck

i wanna say it goes to charity but i dont care where it goes as long as the cupcake goes in my belly

right on Prince St., booth the main bakery might be somewhere else

also got around to that doughnut plant, that tres leches thing is outrageous not sure if i mentioned that

fyi

BLUE said...

it's not like EP tripped her, or went over and spit on her and said some italian word and flipped his hand under his chin

El Padrino said...

no

suite he's my favorite

El Padrino said...

cafe habana

cuban and street corn, det

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff Ditch Plains, hot dog with mac and cheese on it"

that the one flay did a throwdown with?

El Padrino said...

"and at least one of them is not above laughing at injured children to prove it"

frankie says relax

Spaceman Spiff said...

"cafe habana"

COLOV

El Padrino said...

"that the one flay did a throwdown with?"

didnt see that one, but dont think so anyway Ditch Plains is the Marc Murphy joint, white judge from Chopped with blond hair

El Padrino said...

"COLOV"

apologies, i was in the city most of the weekend hitting up some wish list places

Steve said...

"it's not like EP tripped her, or went over and spit on her and said some italian word and flipped his hand under his chin"

yea, but if it would have been a white girl we wouldn't be having this conversation.

in EP's mind non-white = non-american

Spaceman Spiff said...

youre the one who originally brought it up

El Padrino said...

tried to eat at Centrico (aaron sanchezzzzz) shit had a WC viewing party going on

dude is mexican not spainaird

the fuck

El Padrino said...

forgot to say congrats to Aitch on the spain win!

«Oldest ‹Older   1 – 200 of 308   Newer› Newest»

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino