Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Lebron to play in China

I'm guessing he's staying with the cavs, but they're going to start playing home games in China.

Blue Schefter is predicting Bosh and Wade to sign with Miami, because there are hot women with fake tits on south beach.

Of course there are women like that everywhere (except Cleveland where apparently Lebron's mom is the hottest woman), but there's something about the Miamanese women, maybe it's because they're all mexican.

There's been a lot of talk around my head about women getting fake tits. I think for most women it's a nice enhancement. Of course I'll always prefer natural big tits, but if you're lacking in the cuppage, don't be scurred ladies. There is a drawback to the natural big tits, and that's the sagging with age...at that point, they should get a lift, another enhancement yes, but absolutely wonderful.

This advise has been brought to you by Dr. Blue Schefter. He is available to give personalized advise if you send him pictures asking whether you should have some sort of augmentation, and this advise will be free of charge, a $199 value. Please send all pictures via email to drblueschefter@gmail.com

Back to sports for a second, the rockies had their greatest comeback of all time last night, and that's not hyperbole. They were down 6 runs heading into the bottom of the ninth and scored 9 runs in the 9th inning capped off by a walk off 3-run HR, to beat the Cardinals. Take that weazy.

Speaking of weasels, did EP say what he was doing for vacation?

Ok you can comment now.

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jugdish said...

the LeBron hour on Thursday will be an IN YOU FACE Cleveland special.

The first 40 minutes will be interviews and highlights of LeBron's career in Cleveland. The Michael Jordan will host the remaining 15 minutes welcoming him to Chicago.

The special will end with LeBron and Michael smoking cigars on stage while they play the shot of Jordan hitting the game winner over Elho over and over

IN YOU FACE Cleveland!

Beth said...

"Please send all pictures via email to drblueschefter@gmail.com"

Will start searching for good pics now to send you blue.

s

Beth said...

And what's wrong with regular sized (i.e. B cup) natural boobs anyway?

Seriously though, I'm not against boob jobs but it needs to be for the woman and because SHE wants one, not for her spouse or bf or anyone else. (ns)

Beth said...

End bethrant on fake boobs.

BLUE said...

"And what's wrong with regular sized (i.e. B cup) natural boobs anyway?"

avg size in US is 36DD now. (ns)

BLUE said...

partly because there are so many fatties

Beth said...

"avg size in US is 36DD now. (ns)"

Sure, and average for a guy is 12 inches.

BLUE said...

""And what's wrong with regular sized (i.e. B cup) natural boobs anyway?""

and there's nothing wrong with them unless you don't look hot, or you're self conscious about them

jugdish said...

avg size in US is 36DD now. (ns)


I'm slightly below average


/rev

BLUE said...

no it was on the radio, it's true

Beth said...

A C cup size is generally considered average; however according to data, only 28% of women have size C breasts. The most common cup size of women in America is a B, with some 44% of women wearing this size.

Beth said...

"no it was on the radio, it's true"

You really need to stop accepting what Howard Stern says as fact.

s

Beth said...

Per the bible: In the last 15 years alone, the average bust size among North American women has increased from 34B to 36C.

BLUE said...

the bible is out of date

Beth said...

Blasphemy!

jugdish said...

Blasphemy!


^^^^^

BLUE said...

i think beth is a little jealous

BLUE said...

just a little....like her boobs

Beth said...

"i think beth is a little jealous"

Damn blue, you're figured me out. I've actually been sitting her crying since I read your post cause I feel so inferior.

s

Beth said...

"Sure, and average for a guy is 12 inches."

Suite, I'm above average!!

/ep


(Can't believe none of us made this joke yet, probably cause it's so obvious.)

BLUE said...

" I've actually been sitting her crying'

sitting on her, or under her?

Beth said...

See, I'm so upset I'm even mis-typing.

BLUE said...

maybe that's how you say it in real life

BLUE said...

corey hart is in the HR derby..he's my pick for dead last

Keef said...

"It is 10:00 PM EDT and it is STILL 81 degrees out. Craaaazy, you."


our low doesn't even get that low

Keef said...

"Seriously though, I'm not against boob jobs but it needs to be for the woman and because SHE wants one, not for her spouse or bf or anyone else. (ns)"


That's why your* single


s

BLUE said...

"I'm not against boob jobs but it needs to be for the woman and because SHE wants one, not for her spouse or bf or anyone else"

but they want him to pay for them

BLUE said...

exactly

BLUE said...

what does a boob job even cost?

tem said...

"Sure, and average for a guy is 12 inches."


no it is 12 and a half

tem said...

"what does a boob job even cost?"

money

JFreak said...

You could probably barter without money if you had a shady enough doctor.

BLUE said...

are there female doctors who do breast augmentation?

if not, i'm not sure what I could barter

JFreak said...

A watch, a car, a vacation.

You can barter with almost anything.

tem said...

the average breast size is so high because people with huge breasts make the average higher.

the median breast size is about a B, but the average is much higher.

the most common is a B, but the average size is much higher.

chicks with GGG boobs wreck the scale.

tem said...

trade one of your houses for a boob job for cmb

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

partly because there are so many fatties


-also partly because of all the hormones they give to cows and other food sources

jugdish said...

corey hart is in the HR derby..


i got some calls after my baseball pic surfaced, but i declined

/rev

BLUE said...

"A watch, a car, a vacation.

You can barter with almost anything."

no, i only barter sex

BLUE said...

it's a personal barter policy

Spaceman Spiff said...

freak can you change one of my football keepers

keep jonathan stewart
dont keep wes welker

jugdish said...

keep jonathan stewart
dont keep wes welker



daily show sucks

/tp

Spaceman Spiff said...

cowherd confirmed the delonte west/lebrons mom thing?

wonder how many teams axed* lebron if his mom was a prostitute

Beth said...

"what does a boob job even cost?"

I think roughly 4-5k but I'm not sure.

Beth said...

"That's why your* single"

Nice try as* but I'm single cause I'm a bitch, not cause my boobs are a couple sizes too small.

tem said...

can't it be both?

BLUE said...

so you admit they're too small?

jugdish said...

Nice try as* but I'm single cause I'm a bitch, not cause my boobs are a couple sizes too small.


i wouldn't change a thing!

/steve and Lp

BLUE said...

"I think roughly 4-5k but I'm not sure."


so the equivalent of a weekend with a hooker

Beth said...

"so you admit they're too small?"

I actually really like the size of my boobs. (ns) They're big enough to be noticeable and clothes fit me fine cause of them (unlike women who are too small or too big) but they aren't so big to get in the way when I'm running or active.

Beth said...

Blue goes to expensive hookers.

BLUE said...

only the best hookers for blue

BLUE said...

"cowherd confirmed the delonte west/lebrons mom thing?"

he got the info from my post

Spaceman Spiff said...

durant taking the okc extension

Meiz said...

"durant taking the okc extension"


Smart move IMO

tem said...

durant got his extension done.

BLUE said...

why is that a smart move

that's a dumb move

BLUE said...

the only way it's a smart move is if he thinks the players are gonna get screwed in the next CBA and he'll leave money on the table

tem said...

that's what his agent told him to think.

tem said...

the agent gets his commission now. so of course he is saying that.

Steve said...

LeBron needs to get over himself. Just make a press release like everybody else.

Steve said...

I prefer small natural boobs to big fake ones. But of course, big natural fake boobs are great.

tem said...

"big natural fake boobs are great"


classic

tem said...

i'm not sure i am down with working too hard the rest of today.

BLUE said...

everyone loves big natural fake boobs

Keef said...

"keep jonathan stewart
dont keep wes welker"


O:FB

Keef said...

"Nice try as* but I'm single cause I'm a bitch, not cause my boobs are a couple sizes too small."



(S) is for sarcasm

Keef said...

cmk's boobs are growing. And I didn't even have to pay for it

Keef said...

I'll pay for it later, though

Meiz said...

"the only way it's a smart move is if he thinks the players are gonna get screwed in the next CBA and he'll leave money on the table"


This^ and him being there with the guys that are currently there makes OKC an attractive place to play ball.

BLUE said...

I thought (s) was for "Seriously"

(s)

BLUE said...

"cmk's boobs are growing. And I didn't even have to pay for it"

they don't get real attractive here in a bit

BLUE said...

"him being there with the guys that are currently there makes OKC an attractive place to play ball."

agree to disagree, but he'd make a ton more money and have a better team in Chicago, or maybe even in Brooklyn.

You take him off of OKC and they're a lottery team, maybe equal to the cavs without lebron.

Meiz said...

I don't think Durant cares as much about the money as a lot of guys do.

1 thing about OKC is that there ain't shit to do there, but play ball. So you better fucking want to hoop if you're there. And that's my theory on why that franchise will be productive. You'll have guys there that either WANT to play basketball or have no choice but to play ball.

Beth said...

So 4 minutes into the Germany-Spain match a fan wearing a superman shirt and carrying a vuvuzela ran onto the field and was escorted away by security.

He was probably from caput mundi.

tem said...

my sources say he is staying in cleveland as long as him mom stops whoring around.

BLUE said...

my sources have him going to Chicago

Meiz said...

I wish that fucker would go to the Clippers

BLUE said...

he is going to stay in cleveland, i'd put it at 95% now

Keef said...

"they don't get real attractive here in a bit"


thanks for the heads up

BLUE said...

although I do like the idea of him signing with the bulls and showing the jordan shot over ehlo over and over again with the word

"LOSERS" flashing across the screen

BLUE said...

the nuggets should ship nene and jr smith to the bucks for bogut

Meiz said...

"although I do like the idea of him signing with the bulls and showing the jordan shot over ehlo over and over again with the word

"LOSERS" flashing across the screen"


Yeah, this is my 3rd favorite scenario.

Meiz said...

"the nuggets should ship nene and jr smith to the bucks for bogut"


Not a chance. There would be some serious shit around here if something like that happened. Don't even joke about that shit.

jugdish said...

White Sox Fans – it is time to Vote Sox & Rox! The White Sox have teamed up with the Rockies to get 'Paulie' (Paul Konerko) and 'Car-go' (Carlos Gonzalez) to the All-Star Game in the 2010 MLB.com Final Vote.

JFreak said...

"keep jonathan stewart
dont keep wes welker"

okay

Meiz said...

My favorite Lebron scenario:


"@SarahSpain: LeBron runs sausage race Thurs @ Miller Park & rips off bratwurst costume 2 reveal Bucks jersey."

BLUE said...

"There would be some serious shit around here if something like that happened"

oh c'mon that would be a much more favorable outcome for the Bucks.

Get two starters out of the deal, both young, One is brazilian.

BLUE said...

wait there's a keeper league?

can we roll it back a year and I keep drew brees?

BLUE said...

one of my keepers fucking retired

Aitch said...

"I actually really like the size of my boobs. (ns) They're big enough to be noticeable and clothes fit me fine cause of them (unlike women who are too small or too big) but they aren't so big to get in the way when I'm running or active."

mmmmmmmm

Aitch said...

"cmk's boobs are growing. And I didn't even have to pay for it"

Hopefully other things don't grow. WADR

tem said...

also if he leaves cleveland he will have to just keep on owning his huge house which nobody in cleveland would buy.

Beth said...

"Hopefully other things don't grow. WADR"

Well hopefully her belly does.

tem said...

"Not a chance. There would be some serious shit around here if something like that happened. Don't even joke about that shit."

^^

don't joke about Bogut. Us Bucks fans love us some Bogut.

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"Rush Limbaugh said on his July 2 radio show that he believes Obama tanked the economy on purpose, both as "payback" for 230 years of racial oppression and because Obama simply doesn't like America."


looks like Rush fell off the wagon and is abusing narcotics again

tem said...

"One is brazilian."

how can one be that many?

plus you only get like 12 roster spots. wtf would the Bucks do with a brazilian players?

Aitch said...

"Well hopefully her belly does."

I meant other things.

Meiz said...

"oh c'mon that would be a much more favorable outcome for the Bucks."

This bait is delicious.


The 2 hardest positions to fill in the NBA are point guard & center, and the Bucks have both & both are young and good. Now stop it.

tem said...

you tell him.

blue doesn't know.

Meiz said...

"@InsideHoops

Just talked to 3 well-connected people in basketball. All 3 'are hearing' LeBron James to Knicks. All 3 are uncertain"

Meiz said...

"don't joke about Bogut. Us Bucks fans love us some Bogut."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

I just realized I've been wearing my shirt inside out all day.



That's somewhat embarassing

tem said...

did it look better that way?

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

it's a white polo, so it's kind of hard to tell....unless you look at the big freaking seams on the outside of the arm/shoulder area

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

but, before I realized it was inside out I spent about 5 minutes wondering why I thought the horse was one the left side and not the right.


I'll never get those 5 minutes back

jugdish said...

I spent about 5 minutes wondering why I thought the horse was one the left side and not the right.



did that zorse run over there?

/kod

tem said...

damn zorses always moving around on shirts.

tem said...

"I'll never get those 5 minutes back"

right, because meiz threw away his time masheen.

Meiz said...

"right, because meiz threw away his time masheen."


2nd or 3rd biggest mistake of my life

jugdish said...

kod got kicked in the head by crazy joe davola

Aitch said...

"but, before I realized it was inside out I spent about 5 minutes wondering why I thought the horse was one the left side and not the right."

Yes! I can finally pass on the helmet!!!!

/Steve

Meiz said...

Kod, tell me about Pavano

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"@InsideHoops

Just talked to 3 well-connected people in basketball. All 3 'are hearing' LeBron James to Knicks. All 3 are uncertain"


-What a disaster this would be for the Knicks if Bron doesn't sign; I don't even think Stat is an upgrade over Lee

Keef said...

"oh c'mon that would be a much more favorable outcome for the Bucks."


Bogut is an All-NBA caliber center

/mize

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"Kod, tell me about Pavano"

-Twins are very lucky Cleveland let him go for so little. Dude was an idiot on the yanks...but clearly there is a reason they threw so much money at him.

-injuries are always a concern with him, but if healthy....very high ceiling. Plus, one upshot of the injuries and laziness is that he doesn't have a ton of miles on his arm

Beth said...

Spain 1-0

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

plus, Pavano is usually lights out against AL central teams


I can't link from work, but there's a good article on Pavano's resurgence at:

http://www.dugoutcentral.com/?p=1114

Keef said...

"Spain 1-0"


YES!!!!

/aitch

Meiz said...

"Bogut is an All-NBA caliber center"


FACT

Meiz said...

"I don't even think Stat is an upgrade over Lee"


He's not. STAT's a defensive liability & has little to no range. Plus, Lee is younger & shouldn't cost the Max.

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

I would LOVE to see Lee come to Minni


very doubtful I realize

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

Lee, Love, Darko, other Serbian guy


we'd be whiter than Utah

Keef said...

"He's not. STAT's a defensive liability & has little to no range. Plus, Lee is younger & shouldn't cost the Max."

Plus he cain't* rebound

Keef said...

"FACT"

1 month name/pic bet that he is nerve* 1st or 2nd team center?

tem said...

tem is lefthanded meiz.

well he writes lefthanded. plays sports right handed.

Todd Packer said...

"Just talked to 3 well-connected people in basketball. All 3 'are hearing' LeBron James to Knicks"

no chance on lebron going to ny

Keef said...

I am right-handed almost everything except I play billiards left-handed

Keef said...

"no chance on lebron going to ny"

TP going with the xnij route

Todd Packer said...

so, wade and bosh to the heat... that's a nice combo

Todd Packer said...

"TP going with the xnij route"

sometimes it works

Keef said...

Bosh will nerve win a title

Beth said...

Spain vs. Netherlands in the World Cup final.

BLUE said...

heat are signing bosh so they can trade him to cleveland for LBJ

BLUE said...

netherlands is the greatest name ever

BLUE said...

i got to touch her netherlands

Keef said...

"Spain vs. Netherlands in the World Cup final."


How lucky am I that both my teams made it to the final? lol

/h

Keef said...

"i got to touch her netherlands"


Then cmblue found out and you had some spain to do

Todd Packer said...

"How lucky am I that both my teams made it to the final? lol

/h"


nice touch on the lol throw-in

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

I am right-handed almost everything except I play billiards left-handed

-that's funny; my dad is that way too (lefty in pool, righty in everything else)

Keef said...

"that's funny; my dad is that way too (lefty in pool, righty in everything else)"


umm, yeah. I've been meaning to tell you something

BLUE said...

that you're gay?

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

you mean csil is Aunt Terry?


makes sense

BLUE said...

who calls it billiards, are you british?

Beth said...

"i got to touch her netherlands"

Great, I never thought of it that way but now I will during the entire final on Sunday.

ns

BLUE said...

i think i'll have some tea and crumpets and play some billiards this aft noon

/kevin

BLUE said...

my british accent sucks

Keef said...

always gotta watch out for people named Terry or Pat

Keef said...

"who calls it billiards, are you british?"

I was going to say pool but then tem makes a lost joke

Todd Packer said...

"always gotta watch out for people named Terry or Pat"

why?

Keef said...

"why?"


YDNSWIDT

BLUE said...

iswydt

BLUE said...

"why?"

they might punch you

Todd Packer said...

"YDNSWIDT"

IDN

Keef said...

"they might punch you"


Yeah. But then you get them back by stealing their couch

Keef said...

ain't no-body dope as me
i'm just so fresh & so clean

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Madison Square Garden (MSG) stock is flying on LeBron speculation, up 3% in last 35 minutes alone, 5% on the day"

fuck, knew it, wish i had money to invest

/EP at a casino

BLUE said...

"Yeah. But then you get them back by stealing their couch"

or selling them an uncomfortable bed

Spaceman Spiff said...

"

Boozer to Bulls is "done deal""

Meiz said...

"tem is lefthanded meiz.

well he writes lefthanded. plays sports right handed."


I can't trust you then.

Spaceman Spiff said...

5/80mil

BLUE said...

"Madison Square Garden (MSG) stock is flying on LeBron speculation, up 3% in last 35 minutes alone, 5% on the day""

short it, when he doesn't sign it will plummet and you'll make a boatload

jugdish said...

Boozer to Bulls is "done deal""


link?

BLUE said...

never trust bald men or people who write left handed

Spaceman Spiff said...

"link?"

tweet, JA Adande

BLUE said...

I'm voting for votto now

jugdish said...

gotchya...thanks

BLUE said...

adande is a douche

Spaceman Spiff said...

ric bucher also said there will be news on espn that will make bulls fans happy

jugdish said...

Boozer to Bulls is "done deal""


thanks obama

BLUE said...

100% chance of an EP sighting at LoV on Friday if Lebron signs with the knickerbockers

BLUE said...

signing carlos boozer shouldn't make bulls fans happy

BLUE said...

it does make nuggets fans happy because i hate boozer and he's a douche

jugdish said...

boozer doesn't like you either


s

Spaceman Spiff said...

lebron carmelo and amare in 2011, congrats EP

Meiz said...

"ric bucher also said there will be news on espn that will make bulls fans happy"


Boozer is the news

BLUE said...

he'll fit in perfect with joakim noah...

they both like to yell and scream about making layups

BLUE said...

they'll have yell offs at practice

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Boozer is the news"

yea, was just giving jug more evidence

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

my sources are telling me Lebron ends up on the Pacers


then again, my sources are skittles

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

picked a yellow one; must be Pacers

Meiz said...

"yea, was just giving jug more evidence"


OIC

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"Last week a tape recording of Mel Gibson threatening his ex, Oksana Grigorieva, with an ugly, racist rant surfaced and now more tapes start to show the extent of his abuse.

The new content has Mel admitting to hitting Oksana twice while she was holding their baby daughter, Lucia, Radaronline.com reports.

"What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face? What kind of a man is that?" Oksana reportedly cries on tape.

Mel's response: "You know what? You f**cking deserved it."


geez, this keeps getting worse for Mel; what a piece of shit

BLUE said...

"lebron carmelo and amare in 2011, congrats EP"

they would have to change their name to "the underachievers"

Meiz said...

I want that Bulls front court. Nobody's gonna go harder than that Joke Noah/Boozer tandem.

I'm not very happy about this.

BLUE said...

hot receptionist is giving up her customer service gig, and moving back to being hot receptionist again.

she won't have to report to blue anymore, so the sexual harassment can start

Meiz said...

Rose, LeBron, Boozer, Noah. The East is fucked.

BLUE said...

"I want that Bulls front court. Nobody's gonna go harder than that Joke Noah/Boozer tandem."

the Bogut/k-mart front line will be solid for the nuggets

tem said...

"never trust bald men or people who write left handed"

that's two negative for me. makes a positive. i am trustworthy.

BLUE said...

although the nuggets could throw k-mart's expiring deal at the bucks for bogut, and then they'd have the nene/bogut front line. That's a decent tandem

Todd Packer said...

"100% chance of an EP sighting at LoV on Friday if Lebron signs with the knickerbockers"

no shit

tem said...

mel gibson stuff was news to me yesterday.

was hilarity.

"i'm gonna punch you in the face, but first you're gonna suck my dick"

that's what someone tolt me he said.

tem said...

"the Bogut/k-mart front line will be solid for the nuggets
"

stop it

BLUE said...

"i'm gonna punch you in the face, but first you're gonna suck my dick"


its true...he also likes to call people the n word (not nerd) and also likes to call women sugartits

tem said...

RJeff is gonna sign with the heat for the league minimum.

tem said...

mel is awesome

tem said...

like in the entertaining way.

tem said...

he seems like a douche, but stories about him are just hilarious.

BLUE said...

"RJeff is gonna sign with the heat for the league minimum."

that worked out well for the spurs last year

tem said...

spurs paid him too much.

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