Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Hat

I was playing this scategory type game with a buddy of mine and some other folks. It was his turn and he had to start things off by saying a brand of clothing. Then the next person would have to say another brand and so on until someone messed up. In any case he started with "hat."

Earlier he had mammals and started with "pigeon." I was in temhio too, not WaVa so I don't know why he was so dumb.

Way to go Garza. No Hitters are nice. Good work. Your team is still probably just getting the wild card, but that's nice. Wild Card teams usually do well in the playoffs. Well, better than the teams that don't make it, that's for sure.

My little cousin, he is 5, was playing super mario brothers on his handheld nintendo thing. He paused the game and announced to everyone that "mario must get tired because he never gets to sit down." Then later we found him laying on the ground in the courtyard. We asked him what was wrong, he said "I punched myself in the tenders." He is an odd kid.

Clarett enrolled in Ohio State. He will attend his first class ever this september. Yes, I know he was enrolled before, but this will be the first class he attended. Actually that isn't nice. I am sure he was a model student before.

Cavs made the Delonte trade about 4 weeks too late.

I had a lot to talk about today, but I woke up this morning and forgot it all. I suck.

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El Padrino said...

mad no hitters yo

Blue said...

tem goes to weird parties...

Blue said...

i bet mario does get tired

El Padrino said...

cooking pizzas

El Padrino said...

got garza on my $$ team but I'm in last place

woe

kod said...

I like Garza, but it stings seeing ex-Twin SPs do so well, since we need good SP more than anything

Blue said...

who doesn't need good SP?

kod said...

"who doesn't need good SP?"

well, when your ace is Liriano, and it's not 2006....you're not going to make a deep playoff run


Pavano is really hot right now; but opponents BA for balls in play is ridiculously low....meaning there has been a decent amount of luck involved over the past few months.

Blue said...

yes, but my point is that when the Yankees are even trying to add a SP..everyone needs better SP

kod said...

unless the Twins tap into whatever magic they did in 1991 (Tapani, Erickson, and Guthrie all having career years) I see a one and done playoff series yet again

El Padrino said...

playoffs

i'll take it!!

/mets management

kod said...

"yes, but my point is that when the Yankees are even trying to add a SP..everyone needs better SP"


well, your point is dumb (s)


aja, while your point is valid....my point is that the Twins don't have the SP to make a deep playoff run, and so it kind of hurts seeing Garza do so well (but again, nothing against Garza, I like him a lot)

kod said...

not to say teams like the Yankees don't need another quality starter, every team does....just that the Twins are (IMO) one starting ace away from being true contenders

-but...at least D. Young is progressing really nicely (ns)

Blue said...

if only the twins had Santana

El Padrino said...

Ice T Tells Fans He's "Not Breaking The Law No More"


bout time

El Padrino said...

"if only the twins had Santana"

even better they have Phillip Humber and Kevin Mulvey

s

Meiz said...

"Pavano is really hot right now; but opponents BA for balls in play is ridiculously low....meaning there has been a decent amount of luck involved over the past few months."


Also, good defense

Blue said...

"Ice T Tells Fans He's "Not Breaking The Law No More""


COP KILLA

kod said...

"if only the twins had Santana"


well, at least we got a good return in that trade (ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss)

kod said...

Also, good defense


^^^^^^^^^^^^^


that certainly helps a lot; but even with the great defense, still abnormally low opposing BA for balls in play (around .200)

tem said...

Twins are a playoff team?

El Padrino said...

i'd shoot myslef if i sold some shit for $45 and they turned out to be wirf* 200MM

El Padrino said...

yeah but if you shoot yourself your family wont collect the life insurance policy

/aitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

dan haren era was fun while it lasted

Meiz said...

"i'd shoot myslef if i sold some shit for $45 and they turned out to be wirf* 200MM"


This makes my day suck a little more

El Padrino said...

five days until training camp begins in Albany

and my shit is rock hard right now

Meiz said...

200 million dollars. Good lord.

Todd Packer said...

ep needs a stool softener?

Todd Packer said...

garza no-no was suite

El Padrino said...

back to that GM thing, Kahn is already worse than Zeke ever was

Aitch said...

"This makes my day suck a little more"

Why? You're not the guy who sold them.

kod said...

yikes, the superintendent of the local school district just got arrested for molesting a 17 y/o boy and classmate of sdkod2 and her fiance.

-Lucky for him he didn't try that on sdkod2's fiance; I think he'd be in the hospital instead of jail.

kod said...

Kahn is already worse than Zeke ever was


you're getting a little carried away there (ns). But give it time, he'll be worse eventually

Meiz said...

Yao might retire

Todd Packer said...

ep, got my tickets for NY... gonna be there august 9th to 15th. hopefully we can grab a beer or something. i'm hitting up 2 mess games

Meiz said...

"Why? You're not the guy who sold them."


I'm also not the guy that bought them.

kod said...

Meiz with the hilarious fb status

El Padrino said...

"ep, got my tickets for NY... gonna be there august 9th to 15th. hopefully we can grab a beer or something. i'm hitting up 2 mess games"

suite.

i can meet you after work for a brew fo sho

El Padrino said...

i got met tix for tomorrow

pooholes

El Padrino said...

pulled pork sliders
sausage and pepper heros

det

Blue said...

i didn't even trip

Aitch said...

"ep, got my tickets for NY... gonna be there august 9th to 15th. hopefully we can grab a beer or something. i'm hitting up 2 mess games"

Damn it, now ChiTown won't be the first ever LOV face to face. I'm out!!! (SSSSSSSSSSSSS)

Keef said...

"aja, while your point is valid....my point is that the Twins don't have the SP to make a deep playoff run, and so it kind of hurts seeing Garza do so well (but again, nothing against Garza, I like him a lot)"


Garza has not been that grate* this year

Keef said...

I was working last night and putting a couple of heavy things up on the 16 foot racks at HD. We have this machine that's kind of like a forklift but instead of forks it has a platform that you stand on and it goes up to about 20 feet in the air and you have to wear a harness when you use the machine. So I was on it up at the top rack and the boxes had plastic straps around them. I grab the straps on one of them to lift the box into the rack and bolth straps broke which caused my momentum to fall back and off the platform. Luckily the harness is attached to a seatbelt type mechanism where if you pull on it fast it locks. So then I was just hanging there about 10 feet in the air

Keef said...

Dude I work with saw the whole thing and he was just standing there with a ::I don't believe what I just saw:: and I lookt* over and started laughing and said "Hey, you mind giving me a hand here"

Blue said...

bgkeith almost was a bastard child

Blue said...

good to see that safety first

Keef said...

What was freak's record on centsports?

Blue said...

17-34

El Padrino said...

"I was working last night and putting a couple of heavy things up on the 16 foot racks at HD. We have this machine that's kind of like a forklift but instead of forks it has a platform that you stand on and it goes up to about 20 feet in the air and you have to wear a harness when you use the machine. So I was on it up at the top rack and the boxes had plastic straps around them. I grab the straps on one of them to lift the box into the rack and bolth straps broke which caused my momentum to fall back and off the platform. Luckily the harness is attached to a seatbelt type mechanism where if you pull on it fast it locks. So then I was just hanging there about 10 feet in the air"


klutz

El Padrino said...

workmans comp would have been suite though

Blue said...

life insurance would have been suite though


/cmk

Keef said...

"17-34"


Dollar record

Blue said...

8.74$

Blue said...

Pats place welker on PUP list


O:FB

Blue said...

"Assistant: Huggins broke seven ribs, not four"

he is in WaVa after all, most doctors there can't count that high

Keef said...

"8.74$"

Thanks for nothing

Blue said...

my favorite Dez Bryant story...dude signed an endorsement deal with Under Armour prior to the NFL draft...then like 2 months later he's on the cover of eastbay magazine wearing a whole bunch of Nike shit....

He did not protect that house...and UA promptly fired him and asked for their cash back.

Blue said...

"Thanks for nothing"

you're welcome

Keef said...

Rome is going crazy with the Delonte sound bites. That shit always makes me laugh

kod said...

z'workmans comp would have been suite though"


GI-normous pain in the ass; cmkod's wc case is still going on after 10 years (ns)

Keef said...

"GI-normous pain in the ass; cmkod's wc case is still going on after 10 years (ns)"


^^^^

I had one of those in Ohio about 15 years ago and it was just to pay 1 hospital ER bill and it took about 10 years before they finally took care of it

kod said...

"The reigning NL Rookie of the Year's injury was revealed in an MRI exam Monday. He was hurt Sunday while delivering a pie in the face to teammate Wes Helms following the pinch hitter's bases-loaded single in the 11th inning of a 5-4 win over Atlanta on Sunday."

workman's comp? (s)

El Padrino said...

Dez Bryant might be dumb but he can catch the footyball

tem said...

"just got arrested for molesting a 17 y/o boy and classmate of sdkod2 and her fiance."

he molested 3 boys including the finance of sdkod?

tem said...

"life insurance would have been suite though


/cmk"


i didn't pay the guy at home depot enough to off the as.

/csil

tem said...

"he is in WaVa after all, most doctors there can't count that high"

vegas doctors. he got hurt in vegas.

Keef said...

"Dez Bryant might be dumb but he can catch the footyball"



See: Moss, Randy

Keef said...

Motherfucker. I'll kill you!

/mize

kod said...

"he molested 3 boys including the finance of sdkod?"


ok, I admit...not well written on my part. But no, just the classmate as far as I know

tem said...

workman's comp in temhio is a fair and efficient system.

tem said...

"But no, just the classmate as far as I know"

well he more than likely hit up some other boys, but i thought fiance of sdkod2 was getting molested.

tem said...

i thought you meant that...

Keef said...

Don't think

tem said...

twss

tem said...

i need to eat lunch still.

kod said...

"workman's comp in temhio is a fair and efficient system."


you may need to advice kodasota; it's a real Mets here

Blue said...

a real mets.


iswydt


i like it

El Padrino said...

17, suite age

Meiz said...

Jack Tatum. Dead.

Meiz said...

"Damn it, now ChiTown won't be the first ever LOV face to face. I'm out!!!"


Chicago is the LOV Summit, though.

Keef said...

"17, suite age"

Roman Podrino

Keef said...

"Jack Tatum. Dead."


From?

Keef said...

I mean from, as in college, not as in how did he die

El Padrino said...

bossman said my writing skills have improved tremendously

FACE!

Keef said...

Did you get a smiley face sticker for your work?

Keef said...

oh, and your* welcome

Todd Packer said...

"bossman said my writing skills have improved tremendously"

not using a crayon anymore is paying off

Todd Packer said...

"Chicago is the LOV Summit, though."

CM meeting will have better pizza than the LoV summit

Todd Packer said...

""Jack Tatum. Dead."


From?"


did he wear balls around his neck?

Blue said...

"Jack Tatum. Dead."

went to hikeskool with his daughter (ns), she was mad good at basketball got a full-ride to Cal.

his son was a few years younger than me, but they moved back to the bay area before he started hs.

El Padrino said...

CM meeting will have better pizza than the LoV summit

^^^

and no Woe

El Padrino said...

"Berman: It was a serious drug problem?

Zimmern: Oh very serious. Yeah – hard drug addict, alcoholic, la package totale.

Berman: So, we’re not talking about like dabbling in drugs?

Zimmern: Oh, no no no we’re talking about – let me see if I can paint the picture for you: I lived in an abandoned building in lower Manhattan; one that we squatted – a bottle gang and I. I would steal purses off the backs of chairs in those swanky little cafes on Madison Avenue, run down the side street, leap the wall at Central Park and 5th Avenue, get on the subway, go down to the lower east side and sell the credit cards and passports that were in the purses for money to support my drug and alcohol habit. And then go to sleep at night on a pile of dirty clothes in this abandoned building and I sprinkled a bottle of Comet Cleanser around so the rats and roaches wouldn't cross over at night so I could pass out in some peace and quiet and that's what I thought was normal. That's how I lived for a year – no showering, I was the guy you crossed the street to avoid if you walked by me in New York."

Bizzare food guy...

Keef said...

"CM meeting will have better pizza than the LoV summit"


YOU LIE!

Keef said...

"^^^

and no Woe"


As long as you keep TP away from the homeless

El Padrino said...

yeah with no cmtp around who knows what he's capable of

Todd Packer said...

"yeah with no cmtp around who knows what he's capable of"

cmtp and the kids will be in NY too... gonna have to lose them for one afternoon so i can beat up the homeless with ep

Todd Packer said...

gonna be in NY for thanksgiving too... we are planning to go to the parade

El Padrino said...

"we are planning to go to the parade"

oh that is going to suck

Blue said...

"oh that is going to suck"

O:FCM

Blue said...

""I didn't know nothing about no tradition," Bryant said. "The only thing about me ... when I try to do something right, ya'll try and turn it negative and I don't feel like that's right. I'm trying my best to do the right thing but it seems like I can't do the right thing because every little thing that I do ya'll watching it and try to make a big deal out of it."


how the fuck does he not know about that tradition? Everybody knows about the tradition...he's full of shit...or dumb as a brick

Todd Packer said...

"oh that is going to suck"

yeah, i know... i tolt* cmtp it was a bad idea, but she wants to go... she's not giving me any crap about another season of UF home games, going to the UF/Bama game (at bama) and a vegas trip in oct, so i have to cave in on the parade

Blue said...

what's dez gonna do when they shave the rooks heads?

El Padrino said...

"Everybody knows about the tradition...he's full of shit...or dumb as a brick"

he's dumb

also

I'm a Man! I'm 40!

El Padrino said...

"yeah, i know... i tolt* cmtp it was a bad idea, but she wants to go... she's not giving me any crap about another season of UF home games, going to the UF/Bama game (at bama) and a vegas trip in oct, so i have to cave in on the parade"

happy wife happy life

Todd Packer said...

sept, oct and nov are going to be crazy months... almost no free weekends

Todd Packer said...

"he's dumb"

^^^^^^^^

kod said...

"Everybody knows about the tradition...he's full of shit...or dumb as a brick"


full of shit

kod said...

he's going to be Pacman Jones 2.0

Keef said...

"gonna be in NY for thanksgiving too... we are planning to go to the parade"

Wow, mize thinks that is ghey

Keef said...

"he's going to be Pacman Jones 2.0"

I dunno about that. He's got way more talent than Pacman, and he hasn't gotten in trouble with the law has he? He just had lunch with Prime Time and got suspended

Keef said...

"and a vegas trip in oct"


Don't go, it sucks.

/mize

kod said...

I dunno about that. He's got way more talent than Pacman, and he hasn't gotten in trouble with the law has he? He just had lunch with Prime Time and got suspended



-yeah, Pacman wasn't a good example....he is T.O. 2.0

kod said...

but....he's going to be a clubhouse cancer, and Dallas is going to end up regretting the pick IME

Todd Packer said...

"Wow, mize thinks that is ghey"

yeah

El Padrino said...

"sept, oct and nov are going to be crazy months... almost no free weekends"

footyball games, nyc, vegas


yea, boo fucking hoo

El Padrino said...

i love the hype the Cowboys and Jets are getting

it's screaming failure

Blue said...

rookie WR always struggle,

he's got the microscope on him too, so it'll be a big deal

then in 2 years he'll be a contract holder outer..

Todd Packer said...

it wasn't woe... crazy in a good way. i can't wait

Todd Packer said...

"it's screaming failure"

jets/giants bet?

Blue said...

"Herm's QB 101"

YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME

Blue said...

"it wasn't woe... crazy in a good way. i can't wait"

surprised TP isn't making the pilgrimage to Jacksonville to see Tesus in September

kod said...

he's got the microscope on him too, so it'll be a big deal


-yeah, look at the defensive posturing he has already taken with the media (basically it's their fault he stepped out of line); unless he comes out like R Moss did in 98, I see much trouble ahead

Blue said...

"jets/giants bet?"

i bet they don't play in the superbowl

Blue said...

Randy Moss was 100 times better than dez...and he had a HOFer on the other side of the formation....makes it a little easier on a rook

Miles Austin is no HOFer

El Padrino said...

"jets/giants bet?"

sure, btw

i wasnt sayin they wont be solid, just getting redonk love, if the colts dont sit the players they dont even make the playoffs

anyone remember that or just me

Blue said...

although he's pulling HOF tail

El Padrino said...

"Randy Moss was 100 times better than dez...and he had a HOFer on the other side of the formation....makes it a little easier on a rook

Miles Austin is no HOFer"

dont forget, Billick calling plays and Cunningham, that was a 15-1 team

El Padrino said...

that was a dangerous team, still a little shocked they lost to ATL

El Padrino said...

goddamn dirty bird dance

Blue said...

"anyone remember that or just me"

i remember

Blue said...

"that was a dangerous team, still a little shocked they lost to ATL"

wouldn't have beaten the broncos anyway

tem said...

the might have.

i hear that is the new "what if" on sportscenter

El Padrino said...

"wouldn't have beaten the broncos anyway"

probably not but would have madea better game

tem said...

it would have saved that one falcon's rep.

kod said...

"An Oklahoma judicial candidate is fending off a political attack from his daughter, who has taken out a local newspaper ad urging voters: "Do not vote for my dad!""


stone cold

tem said...

eugene robinson?

tem said...

i'd vote for someone who's stupid daughter didn't want me to vote for them.

what, was he too strict? good.

fuck that bitch.

tem said...

unless he raped her or something.

then fucks that judge candidate.

kod said...

"Randy Moss was 100 times better than dez...and he had a HOFer on the other side of the formation"

CC was an indispensable resource for Moss

kod said...

"wouldn't have beaten the broncos anyway"



riiiight

Todd Packer said...

"surprised TP isn't making the pilgrimage to Jacksonville to see Tesus in September"

if i had free tickets maybe... i hate the jags

El Padrino said...

i cant stop eating these sour crawlers

Blue said...

"if i had free tickets maybe... i hate the jags"

but you ♥ tebow

El Padrino said...

blue you anticipate him getting more than 10 snaps a game?

which most will be "Wildcat" or "Bronco"?

tem said...

he will get <5 snaps a game.

Todd Packer said...

wouldn't be shocked if tesus gets hurt within his first couple of games

Todd Packer said...

"he will get <5 snaps a game."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Blue said...

"blue you anticipate him getting more than 10 snaps a game?"

nope, I doubt he even gets that.

because of the NFL rules...you can only have two "active" QBs, so if you have tebow that makes quinn or orton (probably quinn) the emergency QB and means that if you put him in, can't bring in any other QBs, so really fucks with the leverage if Orton is playing shitty or gets hurt.

Blue said...

but I do think they'll use him in goalline situation, and 3rd and short.

he'll be a gimmick player for sure this year...and maybe still so next year.

Blue said...

a gimmick player that could end up with 7 or 8 rushing TDs by the end of the year though, and maybe 3 or 4 passing

El Padrino said...

which will only add to his legendary status

tem said...

he migt be listed as a TE on the roster.

or FB

Keef said...

"because of the NFL rules...you can only have two "active" QBs, so if you have tebow that makes quinn or orton (probably quinn) the emergency QB"

They should list him on the roster as a RB or something

Keef said...

or what tem said, apparently

tem said...

or he will just be listed on the third QB and not play at all and be a huge bust.

Blue said...

then he can't have the receiver in his headset, so if he does actually have to play QB....

but i get your point, although I think there is a rule against that or something

tem said...

tesus doesn't need a receiver in his headset.

God will tell him what play to run.

Keef said...

20/34

Keef said...

21/34

Meiz said...

"CC was an indispensable resource for Moss"


Also, Robert Smith

Meiz said...

Tesus talk was fun to read

Meiz said...

Tesus talk was fun to read

tem said...

the movie title one is too much typing.

kod said...

"Also, Robert Smith"


ah yes, forgot about the professor; that team didn't have too many bad apples actually...Jake Reed was always a stand up guy as well, and probably helped a good deal too

Blue said...

26/34 on the QB one

tem said...

moss couldn't find anyone to go out on the boats with when he was there.

Meiz said...

"Jake Reed was always a stand up guy as well, and probably helped a good deal too"


Jake was my boy

tem said...

then what happened?

Blue said...

then meiz met "big dog" and fell in love

Meiz said...

Acid reflux is kicking my ass today

tem said...

i thought meiz loved that writer guy?

tem said...

acid reflux is no joke i guess

tem said...

i am not going to show up to training camp this year, but i will be ready for the season.

thanks and regards.

tem said...

looks like it is about time to leave work.

Keef said...

22/30

Blue said...

"
i thought meiz loved that writer guy?"

that's why bigdog isn't his boy anymore.

now it's bojones

Blue said...

bo knows meiz's heart

Meiz said...

"OGOchoCinco

#OCNNBREAKINGNEWS Terrell Owens is officially a Cincinnati Bengals, Cincy let's welcome him with open arms, it's on now!"



Condolences, As.

Meiz said...

home time

Blue said...

he's officially a bengals?

how many is he?

kod said...

man, these Mormon adds are all over the tv these days; I can't count how many times I've seen them over the past few days.


Is that how they converted you to Mormonism Keith?

kod said...

faaaak, the makers of Bratz won their Court case over Mattell and production of Bratz stuff is going to begin immediately.


That shit is bad for young girls (ns)

Keef said...

"#OCNNBREAKINGNEWS Terrell Owens is officially a Cincinnati Bengals, Cincy let's welcome him with open arms, it's on now!"



fuck me

Keef said...

"Is that how they converted you to Mormonism Keith?"


No, it was the many wives part that hookt* me

kod said...

I bet it will work out well for Cinci (ns)

Keef said...

They drafted that stud TE from Oklahoma, so hopefully TO and 85 will be able to open up the middle for him

Keef said...

Man, if this was 2004, they'd have the best.WRs.eVar!

Meiz said...

HUNGRY

kod said...

^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

Having a chicken breast marinated with Komondor

Keef said...

making lemon chicken and flied* lice* tonight

kod said...

linguine marinara and garlic bread

kod said...

Classico....nothing but the finest



/EP

Keef said...

spiff hates classico

Keef said...

i like classico

Meiz said...

Nerve had Classico

Meiz said...

Is Classico chunky?

Keef said...

Nope, just regular marinara

Keef said...

I usually get their regular marinara or the vodker* sauce

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