Monday, July 19, 2010

Goddman lightning

Goddman weekend went by too fast. Every weekend goes by too fast. This isn't new news. It's old news. But it's still news. Apparently.

The fized* oil leak is unfized*. Big ups to BP /mize

Sportscenter had one of those My Wish segments on last night. I love those goddman things. But I'll admit, they suck me every time and I always get choked up by them. The one they had last night was with a kid who was a big Oakland Raiders fan. And that wasn't even his disease. ba da boom

MJ finally said something about Lebron yesterday. He said Lebron is a goddman pussy and that he wouldn't have nerve* called Magic or Bird and axed them to join him. Not surprising, really. Everyone already knew that. But it's still good to hear him say it.

Speaking of MJ, he made those comments during that goddman celebrity golf tourney in Tahoe they have every year. Going to that event is on my bucket list. I've always wanted to go to Tahoe and that tourney looks like it would be a blast to go to.

So one-ball Lance has apparently suckt* on purpose for this goddman bikerace because he's trying to save energy to win 1 of the stages. Maybe he should of* tried to win one of the earlier stages. Cycling sucks.

Blue, your goddman name/pic for the next 3 days is I ♥ cycling

I ordered some goddman magazine subscription from that mag deal site, 2 years for $5. The magazine is Parenting: The Early Years. Why didn't anyone tell me that when you have a kid you turn ghey?

temdom side note: I don't understand the term "attempted suicide". If you wanted to kill yourself, you'd do it. You wouldn't "attempt" to do it, and then not die. A more accurate term is "desperate attempt for attention". And now back to your regularly scheduled reading...

85's show is cool. He dumped some smoking hot chick off of last night's show. She was dumb as LP, but fine as hell. (S) on the dumb as LP part. But she was really dumb.

Goddman softball got canceled tonight because the sky was lit up like a Chrismas* tree for a few hours. Lightning storms here in the summer are pretty suite. Hours of non-stop action. But probably not grate* when you're playing in a park full of metal.

152 comments:

Beth said...

Suite picture you chose for blue!

/ep

Todd Packer said...

" I ♥ cycling "

beth beat me to the ep joke

Todd Packer said...

9-5 presentation practice sessions today and tomorrow + regular tps.... WOE

Todd Packer said...

bbrod sucks

Beth said...

Damn, that must be one important presentation TP.

Steve said...

American atheists lined up to be "de-baptized" in a ritual using a hair dryer, according to a report Friday on U.S. late-night news program "Nightline."


that's pretty funny.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

yo yo yo

Pepe Le Padrino said...

bbrod sucks

^this

Todd Packer said...

"Damn, that must be one important presentation TP."


we worked all day yesterday too. 5year/$34 million contract... we have had the contract for the past 20 years... 90 minute/14 person presentation

Pepe Le Padrino said...

can't wait for spiff's dat ass/dem tits post

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"5year/$34 million contract..."

the Ari Gold presentation

Pepe Le Padrino said...

not in the mood for day traders right now

Pepe Le Padrino said...

this is bullshit

Beth said...

"5year/$34 million contract..."

Damn, you get paid like a pro athlete TP.

s

Beth said...

"not in the mood for day traders right now"

Treat them right EP or they go on a shooting spree. It happened in Atlanta years ago.

I ♥ cycling said...

viva la france

I ♥ cycling said...

"Damn, you get paid like a pro athlete TP."

TP should make a joke in the presentation about taking less money to take a contract from a company in Miami

I ♥ cycling said...

that's pretty close to the mid-level exception money.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

gollum out for three weeks

suite

I ♥ cycling said...

he's out with a pulled groin

I ♥ cycling said...

i'm thinking of having tommy john surgery so I can take the next year off

Aitch said...

"I said,"My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, babe."

Aitch said...

Goddman people. I'm feeling "quite stabby" today, as Meiz would say.

Aitch said...

T- Minus 33 days until ChiTown.

Aitch said...

I think I need a new picture.

Aitch said...

Probably on facebook too. I'm getting a lot of negativity about the picture of me holding a glock.

Aitch said...

Goddman liberals.

Aitch said...

I love summer time in New England. All the ladies dress so scantily. It is wonderous.

I ♥ cycling said...

this is why i don't have facebook

/ep

Aitch said...
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Aitch said...

People are looking at me funny. Maybe because I'm blogging from the front see of a cab. Or maybe for other reasons...

Aitch said...

ooo, hot blonde in a sundress. Meiz would be proud.

I ♥ cycling said...

"he made those comments during that goddman celebrity golf tourney in Tahoe they have every year. Going to that event is on my bucket list. I've always wanted to go to Tahoe and that tourney looks like it would be a blast to go to."

when I lived in Sacramento in hikeschool, went to this a couple of times. It's a good time. You see a lot of celebs in the hotels hanging out, shared an elevator with Barkley back when he was skinny. (or skinnier)

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Inception.

A+"

+, twas money, will be in my dvd collection fa sho

Meiz said...

My interwebs broke last night. I hope its back today.

Keef said...

"I love summer time in New England. All the ladies dress so scantily. It is wonderous."


They do this other places, too

Keef said...

"People are looking at me funny. Maybe because I'm blogging from the front see of a cab. Or maybe for other reasons..."


Is there a passenger in the back see?

Pepe Le Padrino said...

i have a terrible headache, very rare, must be a tumor

Pepe Le Padrino said...

the pain is causing nausea, i wanna puke

Pepe Le Padrino said...

check your thyroid

/ep

Pepe Le Padrino said...

free messages tw

i wonder......

Pepe Le Padrino said...

HDH!

Meiz said...

"ooo, hot blonde in a sundress. Meiz would be proud."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Aitch said...

"They do this other places, too"

Yes, but here in the northeast it is such a short period of time that they can do it, you have to bask in it when it happens.

I ♥ cycling said...

""Inception.

A+"

+, twas money, will be in my dvd collection fa sho"

yeah, i heard it was hook da hook...gonna go see it this week fo sure

I ♥ cycling said...

"Yes, but here in the northeast it is such a short period of time that they can do it, you have to bask in it when it happens."

it's a short period of time in other places too you know

Keef said...

aitch acts like he lives in the Arctic or something

Keef said...

There are only 3 days out of the year here in the northeast where the ladies can go outside without their pea coat


/h

I ♥ cycling said...

most women in the northeast should keep the big baggy coats on anyway

Meiz said...

"@nmonroe
Brandon Jennings feels we can be a top 4 team in the East. Video - http://bit.ly/9KdFNl #FearTheDeer"


Bam!

I ♥ cycling said...

Tebow is a cheater

I ♥ cycling said...

"Brandon Jennings feels we can be a top 4 team in the East."

hilarity

Keef said...

"@nmonroe
Brandon Jennings feels we can be a top 4 team in the East. Video - http://bit.ly/9KdFNl #FearTheDeer"


I guess I mine* as well pay up the bet now

s

I ♥ cycling said...

what's with the shitty link for the video?

Aitch said...

"it's a short period of time in other places too you know"

Oh bite me.

I love summer time. All the ladies dress so scantily. It is wonderous.

*Fixed for the hypercritical.

Pepe Le Padrino said...

summer makes me horny

no doubt

Keef said...

Here you go, LP

I ♥ cycling said...

do those only come in short sizes?

Meiz said...

"do those only come in short sizes?"


Husky

I ♥ cycling said...

O:FMH

i'm really liking this era

Keef said...

Wade is down with O:FCM

Keef said...

18/25

Keef said...

34/50

I ♥ cycling said...

20/25


fuck cartoons

/kef

I ♥ cycling said...

43/50

Meiz said...

On fire today

Pepe Le Padrino said...

keef soda

Keef said...

?

I ♥ cycling said...

as. soda?

I ♥ cycling said...

5/8

I ♥ cycling said...

8/8

/h

Keef said...

portuguese is spoken in brazil?

/h

Pepe Le Padrino said...

sorry, keef soda link

strange article

fucking potheads

Pepe Le Padrino said...

mad busy yo

Keef said...

apology accepted

Meiz said...

Oil's leaking again. No more big ups to BP

Keef said...

Thanks for reading the post, mize

I ♥ cycling said...

"Oil's leaking again. No more big ups to BP"

is that big downs

Meiz said...

"Thanks for reading the post, mize"


I just looked at it, didn't read it.

I ♥ cycling said...

he glanced to see if bogut had been traded to the nuggets yet

I ♥ cycling said...

speaking of the nuggets


melo's $9.5M mansion is up for sale now...not a good sign

either that or he married Lala and she immediately wanted a bigger house

Keef said...

So did you stop the building on your house and put an offer on the Melo Mansion?

I ♥ cycling said...

this picture is hilarity

not sure why, but it just made me laugh

Keef said...

wall

Pepe Le Padrino said...

Fuck.

where's the dem tits/dat ass links!

Pepe Le Padrino said...

fucking spiff

Pepe Le Padrino said...

i read the post

nice work keef

Pepe Le Padrino said...

The one they had last night was with a kid who was a big Oakland Raiders fan. And that wasn't even his disease. ba da boom

good stuff

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"Why didn't anyone tell me that when you have a kid you turn ghey?"

i'm not turning gay but i definetly get more teary eye like you mentioned with that espn thing

i cant even watch those, shit i cant even watch extreme home makeovers or any movie involving an abducted kid

i used to laugh at extreme home makeovers, fucking hate that show

Pepe Le Padrino said...

According to the BBC, it's "artisanal moonshine," and (of course) Brooklyn hipsters are getting in on the action. Startup costs are reasonable! Copper stills can be had over the internet for between $300 and $11,000, and then you're just a bushel of corn and some yeast away from being the coolest, hyperlocal kid on the block.


the fuck

Keef said...

LP
1 week bet for Bengals/Giants record?

I ♥ cycling said...

i'd take the giants in that one...bungles are way too inconsistent and play in a tough division

Meiz said...

My brain is mush today

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"LP
1 week bet for Bengals/Giants record?"

um yeah

Meiz said...

I'm gonna try to move up to Appleton. Rent is mad cheap there, you.

Meiz said...

"@jh_moore Rickie Weeks has a 3.1% HBP% in 2510 career PAs which is higher than the BB% of 28 MLBers min. 2500 PAs (h/t @astatza)"


suite

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"I'm gonna try to move up to Appleton. Rent is mad cheap there, you."


great rum

Keef said...

"i'd take the giants in that one...bungles are way too inconsistent and play in a tough division"

you forgot about O:FCM

Keef said...

appleton sounds like appletini. mmmmmmm


/freak

Meiz said...

“@howiemag: TrueHoop praise: Sanders-Bogut tandem could eventually constitute the best defensive frontcourt in league. http://es.pn/aY0hKu”


Face

Meiz said...

"great rum"


I've never had Appleton Estate

Keef said...

we get it, mize. You're on twitter

Keef said...

Reggie Sanders?

Keef said...

Did anyone see the Dateline NBC on Friday night about how the brain works? Pretty cool shit

Meiz said...

"Reggie Sanders?"

Larry

Pepe Le Padrino said...

"you forgot about O:FCM"

your* the only one who beleefs* in this

in actuality there is only a O:FB and an O:FP

Pepe Le Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

"your* the only one who beleefs* in this"


:al cada*::

Keef said...

"Larry"

Garry Shandling is a dolt

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

solid work by everyone today



eteo

Meiz said...

I've been in a daze all day

Keef said...

pussy will do that to you

Keef said...

someone deleted

Keef said...

24/36

Meiz said...

Fuck the grocery store

Keef said...

why?

Meiz said...

No reason. I was having a difficult time with getting groceries out of my car.

Keef said...

last name evAr
first name gratest*
like a spraint ankle
I ain't nothin to play with

Keef said...

"No reason. I was having a difficult time with getting groceries out of my car."

I thought you walked everywhere in the burg

Meiz said...

"I thought you walked everywhere in the burg"


Stopped on the way home.

I don't really ever walk to the grocery store. That would be a pain in the ass.

Keef said...

I coat* some delicious bass on Saturday. Didn't keep any, though

Meiz said...

I nerve keep fish, but around here, they're dirty.

Keef said...

Ubaldo sucks

Meiz said...

Wall?

Keef said...

yes

Meiz said...

Wow. No work, eh?

isiah thompson said...

127?

one twenty fucking seven?



*hanging head in shame*

Meiz said...

Today was a weird day. I was extra involved in work shit, looking for jobs in Appleton, looking at apartments in Appleton.

isiah thompson said...

shit i cant even watch extreme home makeovers


who are you and what have yous* done with EP?

isiah thompson said...

shit i cant even watch extreme home makeovers



they did one of them shits out here and the family recently had their home foreclosed on or some shit.

isiah thompson said...

RIP LOV, helluva run you magnificent son-of-a-bitch!

Meiz said...

"they did one of them shits out here and the family recently had their home foreclosed on or some shit."


That shit happens all the time.

Keef said...

"Wow. No work, eh?"


Yes, aitch

Todd Packer said...

yesterday was brutal.... speech coach lady videoed the presentation and we watched/critiqued on a giant screen... tough to watch yourself on the big screen

Todd Packer said...

the mess are falling apart. bad loss to the d-backs

Todd Packer said...

i can't wait for another full day of pactice




ssssssssssssssss

Todd Packer said...

blockt* on zeke's video... what was it?

Todd Packer said...

huge AD last night

Beth said...

"blockt* on zeke's video... what was it?"

Dust in the Wind by Kansas.

Beth said...

And man, who'd have ever guessed that in mid July the Braves would have the largest division lead in all of baseball.

I ♥ cycling said...

fucking huston street

I ♥ cycling said...

reason 427 why cycling is gay

I ♥ cycling said...

that's like if a wr makes a catch and the CB falls down, the WR waits for him to get up

Pepe Le Padrino said...

the fuck

Pepe Le Padrino said...

wow lov is dead

Pepe Le Padrino said...

we had a good run boys

Pepe Le Padrino said...

and chick

Pepe Le Padrino said...

RIP LOV

(outro) Dust in the Wind

Meiz said...

Tem is dead?

Didn't wHeasel volunteer for this?

Meiz said...

"RIP LOV

(outro) Dust in the Wind"


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Pepe Le Padrino said...

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