Friday, July 09, 2010

F**K MIAMI

Did I ever tell you my Miami story? In short...fuck miami.

So Lebron is now the biggest villian in sports. He's created a new evil empire, and probaby ruined his "legacy". He'll never be better than Michael, or Magic, or Larry, or Russell. Those guys did it with "their" team. They didn't need other "superstars" to help them win a championship, and don't give me the "pippen was a superstar" bullshit..he wasn't.

In short Lebron took the cowardly way out..."i can't build my own team and win my own championship, so i'm going to go join these other guys". It's D-Wade's team, and Miami is an awful sports city.

I feel bad for Cleveland, I feel bad for NY (honestly I would rather he joined the knicks, even with EP's insufferablesssness*), I feel bad for kids who look up to Lebron.

At least it gives everyone a team to root against now. Rumor has it that it was announced in Miami and most people said "lebron who? is that the basketbally guy thing, I guess I need to turn up my hearing aid". My prediction is that one of those 3 guys, not lebron, will be traded within the next 4 years.

ok, that's enough

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BLUE said...

Beasley is going to the T-wolves...

twolves championship run starts now

/kod

Beth said...

"At least it gives everyone a team to root against now."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

BLUE said...

rumor is that Lebron saw "courtney and khloe take Miami" and thought the town looked cool

BLUE said...

maybe he's taking this kardashian championship thing too far?

Steve said...

he's a pussy.

BLUE said...

a wet pussy

tem said...

lebron talked to his mom and she was excited about getting to bang wade now that he is single.

so she told him to go to miami.

Keef said...

"Alright. Fuck it. Miami Heat, NBA champions. No conditions. 2 weeks me, 5 days you. Done and done."


H got some terrible odds on that bet. Nice work spiff.

BLUE said...

dan gilbert is hilarity

BLUE said...

our team of delonte west and mo williams and anderson varajoa will be an eastern superpower

Keef said...

Gilbert is a retard. It was a dumb move by LeBron, but it wasn't "betrayal". It's not like he signed a deal with Cleveland and then reneged on it.

Keef said...

Chad Ochocinco People of in the state of OHIO, Lebron might be gone but you still have my crazy, unpredictable, shit talkin, exciting ass to watch !!

tem said...

is that a tweet or something from chad 85?

Keef said...

Some smrt* dude I know on FB posted this
Thanks Lebron !! Way to let your fans and people who put you on a peddistool down!!

Keef said...

"is that a tweet or something from chad 85?"

FB

tem said...

because people of in is grate

tem said...

where is freak?

is indy 1hr behind columbus now?

Keef said...

indy changes time now

tem said...

"The deportation of 10 Russian agents creates a tricky situation for their children"


umm why? deport the kids asses too.

tem said...

"indy changes time now"

so is it 1hr behind or not?

Keef said...

I dunno what time it is in Indy

tem said...

that's why i was asking freak and not you.

Spaceman Spiff said...

freaks letter from camp

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope anthony randolph gets 40 minutes a night in ny, he's fun to watch, never got consistent run

Keef said...

"that's why i was asking freak and not you."

You can also ask him

Spaceman Spiff said...

kod,

WFT happened with lee to the twins? looks like yankees gonna get him = repeat

tem said...

i asked the google man.

he said "One Hour Heating & Air Conditioning - Indianapolis has been serving the Indianapolis, Muncie and Columbus area for 59 years. "

Spaceman Spiff said...

pictures from the oakland riot

Keef said...

kik

BLUE said...

i eat pieces of shit like your mom for breakfast

Tyler said...

Scottie Pippen was a saint!

Spaceman Spiff said...

some actual good news for the knicks

"the Knicks are experiencing additional upheaval and misery, an impeccable source informed The Post late last night.

According to someone in the know, team president Donnie Walsh "may possibly retire" within the week because of "health" and "a failure to land LeBron"

BLUE said...

scottie pippen was the most overrated guy on the "top 50" list

if we re-did that list today he wouldn't be on it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

they might get pritchard to GM

BLUE said...

maybe they can get brian cashman or theo epstein

BLUE said...

I hear that zeke is interested in the knicks gm job as well

Spaceman Spiff said...

joe johnson deal a little worse than the expected gawdawful


124 mil

Tyler said...

I completely disagree with the Pippen assessment. Especially after reading The Jordan Rules.

Spaceman Spiff said...

whitlock lebron column

BLUE said...

"I completely disagree with the Pippen assessment. Especially after reading The Jordan Rules."

Pippen ain't shit, he knows it, jordan knows it, everyone but Tyler knows it

even phil says it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Now, Clevelanders truly see it for themselves: He was a fan of the Cowboys, the Yankees – never the Browns and Indians. He was a frontrunner, and he just made the most frontrunner move in the history of the NBA."

BLUE said...

He likes a winner

BLUE said...

weiner?

/lp

Spaceman Spiff said...

lebron hilarity

BLUE said...

the cavs should just move to seattle now.

I mean, how are they ever going to get anybody to come and stay there long term if a kid from there wouldn't even stick around.

Keef said...

85 on Dan Patrick. He's awlsome*

Spaceman Spiff said...

"LeBron Fatheads for $17.41, year Benedict Arnold was born. Cavs owner owns Fathead"

enjoying the fuck lebron era

Keef said...

"enjoying the fuck lebron era"


spiff is LP now?

Keef said...

s

Keef said...

so is ewing theory going to happen in cleveland?

BLUE said...

doubtful.

more than likely the cavs are going to be awful

the cavs owner is pissed because the value of his franchise just dropped about $300M, I don't blame him

Keef said...

just loan him the money, blue

BLUE said...

maybe i should just buy the cavs and move them to seattle

Meiz said...

Blue, this post isn't for real, is it?

tem said...

keith made the post

tem said...

or not

tem said...

carmelo, chris paul and bogut are going to make a super team on the clippers next season to challenge the heat.

BLUE said...

"Blue, this post isn't for real, is it?"

what do you mean? it's not a fake post

BLUE said...

it's as fake as the multiple women you recently banged

Spaceman Spiff said...

"it's as fake as the multiple women you recently banged"

so they were post-op, a hot streak is a hot streak

/meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

this is the realest post on here, the realest dog should have recognized that

Spaceman Spiff said...

"New York Knicks president Donnie Walsh not stepping down, retiring"

nvm, the misery continues

Meiz said...

"@JasonSobel

For all those who argue golf isn't a sport: Matt Every got busted for marjiuana possession this week. See, it's just like all the others!"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Jaleel White is under investigation for allegedly punching the mother of his child in the implant"

implant don't hit back

Keef said...

"keith made the post"


sure

Spaceman Spiff said...

does that guy follow other sports, weed is childs play, gotta step their game up to rape, dog electrocution, murder

Keef said...

does that guy follow other sports, weed is childs play, gotta step their game up to black people

*fized


/bleu

Keef said...

This guy hosting Rome's show is annoying

Spaceman Spiff said...

"France's Christophe Lemaitre became the first white man to run the 100 meters in under 10 seconds when he clocked 9.98 on Friday"

legit, non wind aided

thats what im talkin bout!

/blue

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A source that has inside access to the Philadelphia Phillies locker room has leaked a story that perhaps some of the problems with the 2010 team may have to do with off of the field issues. According to the source, who gave the information in return for keeping their anonymity, the Phillies locker room has been abuzz about an alleged affair between Jayson Werth and Chase Utley's wife Jennifer. "

O:FP

so that's why werth is trade bait

Meiz said...

I have a headache like a champion.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"

Byron Scott says 'both feet in' as Cavs begin new era"

hokey pokey era wont be pretty

Spaceman Spiff said...

simmons half column, half just emails from people is up

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"A person with knowledge of the deal told The Associated Press late Thursday night that the Heat have agreed to send forward Michael Beasley to the Timberwolves"

Hilarity, during the lottery that year I was really hoping we would get the 2 spot to draft him.

Meiz said...

login comment

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"twolves championship run starts now

/kod"


aitch

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

WFT happened with lee to the twins? looks like yankees gonna get him = repeat

I'm glad the Twins didn't give up both Ramos and our top OF prospect for him, which had been reported. It's still not our year, and wouldn't be with Lee; give it about 2 (give or take a year).

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Tyrus Thomas has reached agreement on 5-year, $40 million contract to stay with Charlotte"

Meiz said...

"@rodimusprime Televising college signing day ... no problem. Lebron doing it himself and ya'll mad"


THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

"THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"

those kids are graduating high school, have to leave, they arent shitting on their high school

Spaceman Spiff said...

wire season 2 disc 1 in today suite

Meiz said...

So we're gonna have the revolt at this here store.

Spaceman Spiff said...

chad johnson reality show trailer only has him in it, no shots of any of the sluts that are gonna be on the show WFT

Spaceman Spiff said...

employee revolt or customer

Meiz said...

employee

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite, violent or ghandi

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

season 2 was the worst season



still very good though

Meiz said...

Hey Kod, the overtime thing is probably gonna happen. Just a heads up. I still have your cell #.

Keef said...

"chad johnson reality show trailer only has him in it, no shots of any of the sluts that are gonna be on the show WFT"

Haven't seen the trailer but I'll watch that trash

Keef said...

"Hey Kod, the overtime thing is probably gonna happen. Just a heads up. I still have your cell #."

Is this the bizarro mize era?

BLUE said...

are you gonna call Kod to keep your hotstreak going?

he's married now

Keef said...

next up: Paid days off

Spaceman Spiff said...

he has to get rich to complete the era

will he do it

find out next

Keef said...

hey there

Keef said...

mize
Are any of your whores suga mama material?

Keef said...

uncle joey song on the radio right now

Keef said...

LP's uncle joey song, not the real uncle joey song

Keef said...

O:FCM

BLUE said...

Yanks trade talks for Lee fall apart


"we're not out of it yet"

/kod

BLUE said...

oh, an i2oi

Keef said...

"Yanks trade talks for Lee fall apart"

Damn, my team needs to close the deal. lol

/aitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Knicks close to signing pg Raymond Felton to multi-year deal"

Meiz said...

"mize
Are any of your whores suga mama material?"


The most difficult one is. Goddman uphill battle with her.

Meiz said...

"Is this the bizarro mize era?"


Could be

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Rangers will acquire Lee and Mark Lowe for Justin Smoak and three others, according to Sherman"

good move

Spaceman Spiff said...

rangers got the west on complete lock now

BLUE said...

i hate cliff lee

BLUE said...

how awesome has vlad been this year for that team

Keef said...

Vlad & Hamilton got tested in April and know they won't be tested again this year so they're both juicing now

Spaceman Spiff said...

"LeBron James didn't feel comfortable coming to play for the Knicks, a source told the New York Post.

James was afraid of New York's bright lights and the intense nature of the media, the source claims."

source: knicks employee

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

Hey Kod, the overtime thing is probably gonna happen. Just a heads up. I still have your cell #.


-cool, when you coming up?

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

I am out of town from July 17th to the 23rd


other than that and August 6th-8th, I'll be around.

Keef said...

"I am out of town from July 17th to the 23rd"


Is that the LOV picnic

BLUE said...

lov is aug 6-8

Meiz said...

"Is that the LOV picnic"


LOV Summit is August 20-22

Meiz said...

"-cool, when you coming up?"


Pardon?

Keef said...

"Pardon?"

hey there

BLUE said...

Wall injures groin in first practice for Wizards


O:FW?

BLUE said...

you ride that hot streak til it bucks you off

Keef said...

"O:FW?"

That started in October 2008

/zeke & LP

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"Pardon?"

I thought you meant you were coming up to Bemidji; what are you talking about then?

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz gonna call you for legal advice you offered about not getting paid overtime

Spaceman Spiff said...

then phone sex will follow

Spaceman Spiff said...

ok you start with 'hey there' this time, i said it last time

/kod

Spaceman Spiff said...

get high without drugs

Spaceman Spiff said...

yankees mad at the rangers

face

Meiz said...

"meiz gonna call you for legal advice you offered about not getting paid overtime"


This^^

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

thanks for the heads up, I'll look into it when I get the chance (ns)

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

Meiz:

start here

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

then go here

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

you can call me if you have questions

Keef said...

The state overtime law applies to most Wisconsin employers, including state and local units of
government but not necessary to each individual worker.



Isn't that the loophole?

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"The state overtime law applies to most Wisconsin employers, including state and local units of
government but not necessary to each individual worker. Covered workers, regardless of age, must
be paid 1 1/2 times their regular rate of pay for all hours worked in excess of 40 hours a week.
The law applies to factories...hotels, and retail and wholesale stores"

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

Isn't that the loophole?


dunno, gotta keep looking

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

upon further review, the non-covered employees are Persons whose primary duty consists of Administrative, Executive, Or Professional Work.

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

doesn't seem like Meiz fits into any of the exempted employee definitions; he should review them to make sure....but it looks like he's entitled to overtime.

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"There are some additional exemptions that require an in-depth review of the regulations for sole
charge employees and higher paid salaried employees, Please contact the Division for additional
information."


-contact the Division Meiz; they can tell you for sure

Keef said...

"-contact the Division Meiz; they can tell you for sure"


You mean you're not going to do it all for me?

/mize

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

Filing Of Claims or Complaints:
To file claims or complaints, or to obtain more information about any of these provisions, contact the
department’s Equal Rights Division (except where otherwise noted) at either of these locations:
201 E Washington Ave, Room A300 819 N. 6th Street,
P.O. Box 8928 Room 255
Madison, WI 53708 Milwaukee, WI 53203
(608) 266-6860 (414) 227-4384
TTY (608) 264-8752 TTY (414) 227-4081



there ya go

Keef said...

Gonna go golfing here tomorrow morning

El Padrino said...

lebrons a joke

Keef said...

TWHNBS

El Padrino said...

after i heard he was doing a presser for himself i thought wow, thats a little much, even for a confident guy like myself

El Padrino said...

tem YOU HAVE TO become a Cavs fan now

El Padrino said...

dan gilbert is my hero

El Padrino said...

fuck the yanks

hahahahahahahahahahaaa

they got SMOAKED!

El Padrino said...

stephen a sitting pretty right now

Keef said...

Go back to Olive Garden, Anthony

El Padrino said...

the uncomfortability on brons face was priceless

Keef said...

You got phone reception in the woods?

El Padrino said...

if i'm a gm i never draft a player that didnt have a dad growing up

ns

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

oops, cnp didn't really work there

the two offices are:

201 E Washington Ave, Room A300
P.O. Box 8928
Madison, WI 53708
(608) 266-6860

and

819 N. 6th Street
Room 255
Milwaukee, WI 53203
(414) 227-4384


-If your employer has wrongfully denied you overtime, you should ask them if you could get back-pay for overtime hours you have worked since you started there.

El Padrino said...

"You got phone reception in the woods?"

nah i'm back as, i was in woods til wed, then went to AC for two nights

El Padrino said...

lebrons inner circle is some jive turley fool, his best friend and his mom?

El Padrino said...

did simmons speak on this yet?

gtee he mentions hulk hogan 1996 bash at beach

Keef said...

"nah i'm back as, i was in woods til wed, then went to AC for two nights"

OIC. You win?

El Padrino said...

what a faggot lebron is

nice post blue

Keef said...

"did simmons speak on this yet?

gtee he mentions hulk hogan 1996 bash at beach"

Stop it.

Keef said...

You've mentioned everything he mentioned

El Padrino said...

"OIC. You win?"

in life? yes, these past 2 nights no

but only lost $120, i didn't play much, just enjoyed the shore/boardwalk/free shit they gave me for fucking them up a few months ago

saw biz markie, BIG DUDE

El Padrino said...

You've mentioned everything he mentioned

like?

stg i havent peeped game yet
checked knicksblog.com, fantasy teams and lov

El Padrino said...

gotta get some pizza, jonesing

El Padrino said...

obviously the point made the most is that mike j would have never done this

wilbon had a good take on that saying the bulls, mike's bulls, lost to the pistons a few times befroe finally raising up

this is just sad

Keef said...

"like?"

1st part of his column talks about no father figure & bash & the beach

Keef said...

@ the beach*

Keef said...

&; bash @ the beach*

El Padrino said...

poor clev

El Padrino said...

"1st part of his column talks about no father figure & bash & the beach"

double dragon with sg then, bash at the beach is an i2i for any wrestling fan, it's the day hogan turned cmon that was a softball

think of all the sports stars growing up or of our gen

they all had a pop dukes, jus sayin

Keef said...

"obviously the point made the most is that mike j would have never done this"

Or Magic
Or Bird
Or Kobe

If you can't beat em, join em

Keef said...

Best news for Cleveland is they basically won the lottery last night

El Padrino said...

moms dont know best

Keef said...

lebron is wade's bitch.

El Padrino said...

"Or Magic
Or Bird
Or Kobe

If you can't beat em, join em"

right, then he was sayin how magic had kareem and mike had pippen and larry had parrish and mchale

i'm sitting there just laughing at this fool, makes no sense, yes mike/magic/bird had good teams but they MADE those teams

El Padrino said...

once wade and bosh went to miami i thought for sure bron was coming to ny

ns

even put a few bucks on 23 on the roulette table (lost) should saw it coming

Keef said...

"right, then he was sayin how magic had kareem and mike had pippen and larry had parrish and mchale"

Yeah. MJ had Scottie and what else

Keef said...

"even put a few bucks on 23 on the roulette table (lost) should saw it coming"


He's #6

El Padrino said...

ray felt. i like

love the Lee deal, Randolph might be a beast AHIK

Steve said...

If you have not checked out Louie on FX yet you should.

It's like an R rated version on Seinfeld.

El Padrino said...

"He's #6"

didnt come out either, he was 23 at one point

El Padrino said...

dying to see who pat riley fills out the roster with

see he traded beas

El Padrino said...

beas must be pissed

930 your on a team that has a shot at a title

11 your on a team that has a shot at the lottery

El Padrino said...

king

hahahahahahahhaa

king my ass

Keef said...

Let's talk about the Reds/Mess series

Keef said...

Can't blame the ballpark this time

El Padrino said...

damn when you really think about this this guy did a one man presser to stab his hometown in the eyeballs

El Padrino said...

reds are hot, nice budding team they got, votto is a beast was he the guy who was depressed at one point?

i only saw the johan game and you caught pelf at a good time, he's scuffling a bit, needs the rest

El Padrino said...

i dont even know what depressed means

grow some balls and get over it

El Padrino said...

did wright beat palanco

i need to ketchup

Keef said...

"reds are hot, nice budding team they got, votto is a beast was he the guy who was depressed at one point?"

Yeah he had an inner ear infection and went on the DL, then came back and went on again because of depression after his pops died

El Padrino said...

dusty gonna fuck that up though keef

hope you know that

Keef said...

"i dont even know what depressed means

grow some balls and get over it"



his dad died

El Padrino said...

i like dusty too, but he gets out managed alot

Keef said...

"dusty gonna fuck that up though keef

hope you know that"



I'm counting down the days

El Padrino said...

"his dad died"

and, so did mine, i'm a happy lil guido

El Padrino said...

cincy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clev

Keef said...

"i like dusty too, but he gets out managed alot"

Yeah but then you have shit like yesterday when he makes a great call on a suicide squeeze (the non-mize version) and the pitch is right down the middle but dude pops it up.

Keef said...

"and, so did mine, i'm a happy lil guido"

Now. But probably not when it happened

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

Keef said...

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