Wednesday, July 14, 2010

The Curse is over

Dan Gilbert is right, Lebron took his bad karma and the curse and now he has the curse on him for 1000 years, or the next 14 or something.

Take that AL, that's what you get for having Lebron.

Good thing McCann came through, even though he shouldn't even have been on the team. Miguel Olivo was much more deserving, but McCann is white and Charlie Manuel is racist.

Rumor has it that the NL was stealing signs

Why the hell did that glee chick sing so many songs? And what's the deal with mis-timing the fly over? that's my favorite part.

I broke out the USA USA USA chant no less than 7 times last night. (National Anthem, God Bless America, McCann's double, the mistimed fly-over, Beautiful, Moment of silence for Steinbrenner, and for the fat chick in red who was distracting the AL pitchers in the top of the 7th) Love it or leave it H. Love it or leave it.


rev's "double rainbow"?

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Aitch said...

excuse me?

Beth said...

Wow, Blue with an early morning Wednesday post. I'm both SAS.

Beth said...

And EP, your name and pic for today are:

What complex?

Tebowner Patrol said...

"excuse me?"

maybe in portuguese?

amor que ou deixar que

Tebowner Patrol said...

Sources: Nuggets, Harrington reach agreement.


I hope that's Joey Harrington

jugdish said...

O:FB

What Complex? said...

NL baby, thanks McCann, Mets will use that home field advantage

jugdish said...

Mets will use that home field advantage


they won't get discounted tickets to the WS just because the NL won

jugdish said...

Lp...have you ever heard of the Bull Run car race?

What Complex? said...

George offered to buy the Indians for 9M but the owner at the time rejected it last minute

clev sucks

What Complex? said...

Lp...have you ever heard of the Bull Run car race?

no

What Complex? said...

nascar sucks jug

What Complex? said...

the 7th inning god bless america

i want to get in that girls ass

who is that

Beth said...

"Mets will use that home field advantage"

McCann was just helping out his own team with this. It's a going away present for Bobby.

Tebowner Patrol said...

mets don't even lead the WC race

jugdish said...

i don't think its nascar, and i think kim k is/was involved

What Complex? said...

al harrington is good blue

Beth said...

"the 7th inning god bless america
i want to get in that girls ass
who is that"

Colbie Caillat

What Complex? said...

oh yes beff thanks

What Complex? said...

she is a looker

Tebowner Patrol said...

"al harrington is good blue"

so is joey harrington

kod said...

"Watching Resevoir Dogs. Never seen it before, as sad as that is."


why do I have to be Mr. Pink?

What Complex? said...

blue's doing the pessimistic fan thing again

kod said...

it's just like me
it's just like me
I'm actin' the fool
that's how I'll be
but it's just like you
to say goodbye
and leave me all
alone at night


little Paul Revere to start the day

Tebowner Patrol said...

"blue's doing the pessimistic fan thing again"

i'd rather have harrington than Jermaine O'neal. Probably would have rather had Haslem though, a true big guy.

Tebowner Patrol said...

but in the end it won't matter when they trade for Bogut.

would have liked to have tyson chandler, or okafor, but their contracts are ridiculous

Tebowner Patrol said...

and al harrington's numbers are inflated because he played on a shitty team, and he played for a team that all they tried to do was outscore you.

tem said...

"rev's "double rainbow"? "

that was dumb

Tebowner Patrol said...

tem hasn't seen the original rainbow video

kod said...

Dang, CM even has the best billboards:


http://www.fastcompany.com/1663846/times-square-billboards-use-spy-tech-to-reach-out-and-grab-you

What Complex? said...

old school

What Complex? said...

meiz

What Complex? said...

enough with the marvel movies

thor is gay

What Complex? said...

i got a meeting i am dreading

What Complex? said...

nice wall shitheads

Beth said...

We were waiting for you to come back, we feel so lost without you.

kod said...

"Dwyane Wade thinks there's a clear favorite for the 2011 NBA championship. No, it's not the Miami Heat.

Even after Wade signed a new six-year deal and had LeBron James and Chris Bosh added to the Miami mix, the 2006 NBA finals MVP says the two-time defending champion Los Angeles Lakers should be the favorites heading into next season, simply because this Heat team hasn't proved anything yet."

-so Lebron predicts 7 championships and Wade says Miami is not a favorite this year. Is this like a good cop bad cop kind of thing?

jugdish said...

he is scared of kobe

Beth said...

"he is scared of kobe"

So am I.

jugdish said...

wild habanero cheetos...suite

tem said...

"tem hasn't seen the original rainbow video"

nope

tem said...

or yep.

whichever means i have not seen it

tem said...

""he is scared of kobe"

So am I."

all white girls should be

tem said...

trying to refi my loan on my condo.

lady who is working with me refuses to explain anything to me other than saying "that's what works best for you"

she got a temrant from me today.

What Complex? said...

"Is this like a good cop bad cop kind of thing?"

thought you said we would do bad cop bad cop

tem said...

especially when she told me buying down my rate was best for me because it was tax deductible.

tem said...

like she knows my tax situation.

maybe i get phased out because i donate thousands to charity.

tem said...

its a 4 year payback.

she can shove her 4 year payback up her ass.

jugdish said...

keef sanchez her

Spaceman Spiff said...

gibson vs. bale

Tebowner Patrol said...

"especially when she told me buying down my rate was best for me because it was tax deductible."

so is the mortgage interest

so that doesn't make any since*

Tebowner Patrol said...

if tem is going to stay in the condo long term, i say do it

if it's a short term investment then it's dumb

not knowing your tax situation of course

if he's going to keep the condo and use it as a rental, do it

whatever the case, don't do it

are you rolling closing costs into the loan? then don't do it.

What Complex? said...

taibbi's take on bron

Meiz said...

"What Complex? said...

meiz"


I'm SAS that link had nothing to do with gay people.

Meiz said...

"I'm SAS that link had nothing to do with gay people."


Oh, but it did.

/Keith

What Complex? said...

“I deserve to be blown first! Before the fucking Jacuzzi! Ok, I’ll burn the goddamn house up, but blow me first! How dare you!??!”


yo mel gibson is seriously the man

Keef said...

"and he played for a team that all they tried to do was outscore you."


Good thing the Nuggets don't do that

Meiz said...

I am stunned when Napolean links Matt Taibbi.

That's twice.

Spaceman Spiff said...

beff,

"BLUE JAYS have acquired YUNEL ESCOBAR and JO-JO REYES from Braves in exchange for ALEX GONZALEZ, TIM COLLINS & INF TYLER PASTRONICKY."

Keef said...

Hip hop pioneer MC Hammer will perform live this Friday night in two special concerts at Great American Ball Park as part of the celebration of the 1990 World Series Champion Reds!

What Complex? said...

The Braves have traded SS Yunel Escobar and Jo-Jo Reyes to the Blue Jays in exchange for SS Alex Gonzalez and minor leaguers Tim Collins and Tyler Pastronicky.

What Complex? said...

goddamn it i should refresh before posting news

What Complex? said...

i dont know what the capital of portugal is

What Complex? said...

lisbon

after that i got to 15 before time ran out

kod said...

"Hip hop pioneer MC Hammer will perform live this Friday night in two special concerts at Great American Ball Park as part of the celebration of the 1990 World Series Champion Reds!"

-Nice to see MC Hammer back in the mix

Tebowner Patrol said...

"Good thing the Nuggets don't do that"

they don't, they used to, but the last 2 years they've been more defensive minded

Tebowner Patrol said...

20 year anniversary is more sad than celebration

Tebowner Patrol said...

24/50

Meiz said...

It's retarded that Portugal has its own language. You're this small country all up in Spain's grill. Just speak Spanish.

Tebowner Patrol said...

but they have brazil

Tebowner Patrol said...

and it's a lot larger than spain

Keef said...

32/50

Keef said...

"20 year anniversary is more sad than celebration"


Yeah, they should call it anniversary, not celebration

What Complex? said...

32/50

nice googling

Tebowner Patrol said...

second time through, got all 50 with 30 seconds to spare.

Tebowner Patrol said...

much easier when you don't have to guess at some of the early ones though

Keef said...

"nice googling"

I'm the faster* googler evAr

jugdish said...

good yob tp

Keef said...

"much easier when you don't have to guess at some of the early ones though"


Yeah, some dumbas. gave the capital of Portugal here

Tebowner Patrol said...

SPOILER ALERT


cannonball

Tebowner Patrol said...

i knew the capitol of portugal because of my portuguese friend, H.

tem said...

"so is the mortgage interest

so that doesn't make any since*"

ha, good point. i'm gonna use that.

tem said...

"are you rolling closing costs into the loan? then don't do it."

she thinks i am even though i keep telling her i am not.

tem said...

"if he's going to keep the condo and use it as a rental, do it"

gonna be forced to keep it and use it as a rental. nobody would buy it.

probably stay there another 2yrs or less. at that point new product in the same complex will still be for sale.

might be able to get my employer (the people who built it) to buy it from me for what I owe and just get out from under it.

tem said...

24/50

Meiz said...

wall

Tebowner Patrol said...

jealous much

Tebowner Patrol said...

hot receptionist is bitter that she's not blue's favorite employee anymore

kod said...

"Today, Portuguese is one of the world's major languages, ranked seventh according to number of native speakers (between 205 and 230 million). It is the language of about half of South America's population, even though Brazil is the only Portuguese-speaking nation in the Americas. It is also prevalent in Africa, Asia and India."

-interesting

Spaceman Spiff said...

"-interesting"

fuck portuguese

/meiz

What Complex? said...

"The son of the owner of legendary New York pizzeria Di Fara is opening his own pizza place, but not in New York. Dominick DeMarco, Jr. will open Dom DeMarco's Pizzeria & Bar in Las Vegas, and has plans to open branches in California, Arizona, and Texas. The pizza will emulate Di Fara's, and DeMarco even has plans to replicate the New York tap water."

What Complex? said...

where my inlaws live in nj they have all kinds of portugese bbq places where they just cook ribs and chicken over coals but covered like pig boxes

not bad

What Complex? said...

colicchio is gay?

kod said...

he denied it on a talk show I saw him on last year....but I still think he is

What Complex? said...

zeke:

Bigger Big House: Michigan now seats 109,901

Spaceman Spiff said...

"colicchio is gay?"

thats why its called top chef


hey-oooooooooo

Beth said...

RE: Braves trade

From what I've read, Escobar isn't the most popular guy in the clubhouse. He's lazy and doesn't hustle. So I bet this is as much to get rid of him as it was to get the guys they traded for, if not more.

Tebowner Patrol said...

"The son of the owner of legendary New York pizzeria Di Fara is opening his own pizza place, but not in New York. Dominick DeMarco, Jr. will open Dom DeMarco's Pizzeria & Bar in Las Vegas, and has plans to open branches in California, Arizona, and Texas. The pizza will emulate Di Fara's, and DeMarco even has plans to replicate the New York tap water"

he's trying to take O:FCM on the road?

Beth said...

Tem, don't pass out drunk on the beach at Hilton Head.

What Complex? said...

dont know if i can watch TC now

s

What Complex? said...

Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem Get Married

What Complex? said...

can you take those chickens out of the truck

What Complex? said...

penelope is smoking

kod said...

"Mel Gibson's new dark comedy, The Beaver, could be hilarious and possibly marketable if approached properly. Gibson plays a man who decides to communicate only through a beaver puppet. No joke."


Beavers are so last week


/Bemidji

Spaceman Spiff said...

WFT

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Beavers are so last week


/Bemidji"

you mean so last year?

Spaceman Spiff said...

/mel

What Complex? said...

if penelope cruz was 92 i'd rape her

jugdish said...

if penelope cruz was 92 i'd rape her


bet?



s

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Tebowner Patrol said...

i say "surgically enhanced"

Tebowner Patrol said...

but stilll "NICE" (borat voice)

What Complex? said...

my lawd

Meiz said...

work suuuucks right now.

Tebowner Patrol said...

somebody sounds like they have a case of the mondays

Spaceman Spiff said...

unable to stop consuming bacon chalupas

Meiz said...

"somebody sounds like they have a case of the mondays"


I just really want a better job, but apparently can't find one.

What Complex? said...

apparently

What Complex? said...

i need some chocolate

jugdish said...

what have ya been looking for or applied for mize?

Tebowner Patrol said...

the nuggets signed the ratard from duke

fuck fuck fuck

Tebowner Patrol said...

for the veteran minimum on a one year contract, that's not so bad...now if they trade nene for bogut they have some depth

What Complex? said...

this nene/bogut deal is a real rumor or just in your head?

Spaceman Spiff said...

bogut would be a solid backup, probly win 6th man of the year

What Complex? said...

meiz get stronger with the Shake Weight

jugdish said...

get the tard shoes too...saw an old guy on base rolling around with those earlier.

Tebowner Patrol said...

"this nene/bogut deal is a real rumor or just in your head?"

if I was the nuggets GM, these are the types of deals i'd be floating..i'd have that shit in the papers (knowing the bucks wouldn't do it), but at least it makes them look like they're trying

Spaceman Spiff said...

"this nene/bogut deal is a real rumor or just in your head?"

isnt it a real rumor once blue posts the comment

Tebowner Patrol said...

"isnt it a real rumor once blue posts the comment"

i have as much credit as other bloggers out there.

and take away the "he's a popular player" thing in Milwaukee, the deal would make a ton of sense for the bucks

Tebowner Patrol said...

"saw an old guy on base rolling around with those earlier."

who's on first

What Complex? said...

meiz learn how to make gelato than go into business for yourself in sconnie

can't be too many gelato places in the burg

Spaceman Spiff said...

they have frozen custard in sconnie, thats all the fatties need

Meiz said...

"they have frozen custard in sconnie, thats all the fatties need"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Tebowner Patrol said...

fat free frozen custard

Meiz said...

"what have ya been looking for or applied for mize?"


Administrative shit, low level office work, goddman Home Depot, Costco, applied to dispatch for the county shared ride taxi, bookkeeping. Most of the attractive gigs are fucking part-time. This shit sucks.

Spaceman Spiff said...

ron ron hosting lakers chamyunship party, fcuk lebron edition

Spaceman Spiff said...

whoever said aitch was taking the woe crown lit a fire under meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

maybe if you werent too busy fucking you could get a better job


s

Meiz said...

Nene to MKE makes little to no sense

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

What Complex? said...

not according to blue stein

Meiz said...

I'm hoping the Bucks offer CDR an extension this season

Meiz said...

Blue likes to throw the Bogut stuff around because he knows it gets all up in my craw and I can't leave it alone.

What Complex? said...

chicken caccitore

yuck no thanks cmep

What Complex? said...

cmep was shook when she came home last night and i was on the couch with a 22oz

i should a poured it in a glass

Meiz said...

Why the hell would that have her shook?

Meiz said...

Silos are the bomb

Todd Packer said...

"cmep was shook when she came home last night and i was on the couch with a 22oz"

22oz must look HUUUGE in your tiny hands

What Complex? said...

"Why the hell would that have her shook?"

dark brown 22oz bottle is an imposing figure

a glass would have been more civil

What Complex? said...

22oz must look HUUUGE in your tiny hands

lmc

Todd Packer said...

just making a little LoV joke, ep.... it's nice that your reply was dong related though

Tebowner Patrol said...

"Nene to MKE makes little to no sense"

makes a ton of sense...nene and JR smith both contracts expire this year. You get good enough players to fill the multiple holes..JR could be fantastic, and Nene needs more touches, he won't get with 'melo

both guys are young, and both guys have basically just worn out their welcome in Denver. Both are good players (mid-level good) and would be productive.

What Complex? said...

it was funny

What Complex? said...

your forgot to mention nene has aids

Tebowner Patrol said...

nene doesn't have aids, he's missing a nut though

or maybe both, i think both

meiz could inspect

Meiz said...

Well Blue, I strongly disagree. You don't trade away your franchise player for 2 guys that are Meh to Crap.

Tebowner Patrol said...

meiz is just pissy because he knows it makes sense, but bogut is too well liked in milwaukee.

and since they've got 0 chance of ever winning a title, at least they have an entertaining bloke who sounds funny and people like.

I get it.

Tebowner Patrol said...

"Well Blue, I strongly disagree. You don't trade away your franchise player for 2 guys that are Meh to Crap."

hate to tell you this meiz, milwaukee doesn't have a franchise player

franchise players are one of the top 2 or 3 at their position...bogut is chris kaman with a cool accent

What Complex? said...

"nene doesn't have aids, he's missing a nut though"

brazilian = aids

science

What Complex? said...

"franchise players are one of the top 2 or 3 at their position...bogut is chris kaman with a cool accent"

but his he elite?

Tebowner Patrol said...

the one wrinkle is that JR smith would not get along with scott skiles...but he's a better perimeter player than anybody the bucks have right now

Tebowner Patrol said...

rockets are gonna match the offer sheet for kyle lowry WFT?

What Complex? said...

travis outlaw got 35MM

anythING is POSsible!!?!??!!!!

Tebowner Patrol said...

mike* lowry


*fixed

Tebowner Patrol said...

i find it hard to believe that player salaries are going to go down in the future

the fuck are nba teams doing that they collectively lost $300M last year?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"rockets are gonna match the offer sheet for kyle lowry WFT?"

think morey said they were gonna match any lowry or scola contract and for any GM to come at him bro

What Complex? said...

hilarious

kod said...

"the fuck are nba teams doing that they collectively lost $300M last year?"


uh, see EP's comment re: Outlaw

kod said...

I still think 20 Mil for Darko was the worse


but hey, the Wolves did go 1-17 with him last year, which is not too far off our win percentage without him

Tebowner Patrol said...

"I still think 20 Mil for Darko was the worse"

no, the worst is 2 draft picks and a trade exception for Al Jefferson

What Complex? said...

darko over melo

never forget

What Complex? said...

beat it

Meiz said...

John Salmons & Corey Maggette are both better than JR Smith

Tebowner Patrol said...

"John Salmons & Corey Maggette are both better than JR Smith"

you're kidding yourself meiz

What Complex? said...

How do you think the oil spill is going to affect beach culture in America?
Wow, that’s a good question. Very good question. Can we repeat that for a second? Let me hear that one again.

You want to take a deep breath?
Yeah, I’ll take a breath. Let me hear that one again.

How is the oil spill going to affect beach culture in America?
You know what, obviously the oil spill is definitely going to affect beach culture in America for probably a number of years, I would surmise. It will probably affect a lot of kids, in not a good way.




deep

What Complex? said...

when i get home i'm gonna tell cmep i deserve to be blown and that i'll burn the house down if i don't get blown

What Complex? said...

piece

Meiz said...

"you're kidding yourself meiz"


Umm, S. T. F. U.

Meiz said...

That fucking picture of Tesus is making me angry

Tebowner Patrol said...

salmons is 31

magette is 31

JR is 25

Tebowner Patrol said...

salmons has a career avg of 9pts/game

JR 12.5

Magette 16

Tebowner Patrol said...

JR 37% career 3pt shooter

salmons 37%

magette 32%

Keef said...

"unable to stop consuming bacon chalupas"


I had one last week and it was really dry

Tebowner Patrol said...

Career 40 pt games

magette - 0

salmons - 0


JR 4

Tebowner Patrol said...

people they've kilt

maggette - 0

salmons - 0

jR - 1

Tebowner Patrol said...

so thank you meiz, for making my point for me

all things considered you'd be better off with a 25 year old JR than a couple overpaid old fucks

Todd Packer said...

"I had one last week and it was really dry"

keith had the the arizona version

Meiz said...

JR Smith ain't shit


Magette's here to get to the line & knock down midrange Js

Keef said...

"bogut would be a solid backup, probly win 6th man of the year"


Dude, he's an All-NBA caliber player

/mize

Keef said...

"keith had the the arizona version"


Funny funny

Meiz said...

The Bucks will have homecourt advantage in the 1st round next year.

Keef said...

eating some in n out right now

dit*

Meiz said...

Dude, he's an All-NBA caliber player


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

"The Bucks will have homecourt advantage in the 1st round next year."

I get first dibs on a bet

Keef said...

teams that will be seeded higher than Milwaukee...Orlando, Miami, Boston, Chicago, Atlanta

Todd Packer said...

"eating some in n out right now"

i’m jealous

ns

only had in n out one time and it was grate*

Meiz said...

"teams that will be seeded higher than Milwaukee...Orlando, Miami, Boston, Chicago, Atlanta"


Orlando, Miami, Chicago

Todd Packer said...

"teams that will be seeded higher than Milwaukee...Orlando, Miami, Boston, Chicago, Atlanta"

keith, you forgot the knicks on your list

Tebowner Patrol said...

miami, orlando, boston, atlanta, charlotte

Tebowner Patrol said...

chicago

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