Friday, July 30, 2010

CAMP OUT

Tebow has officially started his ascent to the top of the NFL food chain, 5 years 33MM. Broncos had a weird off-season not for nothing blue.

Training camp, some stories to follow.

McNabb, Delhomme (Holmgren years begin), Campbell situations, a bit boring but interesting at the same time.
Dez Bryant and pre-season favorite Cowboys
TO and Ocho finally together forever

Aforementioned Broncos
Weis in KC
Cutler/Martz marriage ( they need a 10+ win season or Lovie is gone)

Falcons bore me so pick your own storyline.
Rams on the rise?
You can put Coughlin in that Lovie smiff boat too, that's fair.
Hard Knock Jets, champs of the off-season, they are running in front of any and all cameras

Big Ben, reacclimated into Pittsburgh. That dude has ben* threw some shit huh? Rookie year = Super Bowl, played horribly still won, off-season motorcycle accident, Cowher leaving, Super Bowl year then the growping* rape thing which led to 4 games off and some rehab. Some shit right there... still young

Sparano very quietly building a really physical quick team in south beach.
The Tom Brady contract watch.
Life after Kurt.
Life with Kolb.
Some say the Niners are ready, I don't see it.
Panthers, sneaky. You can put Foz in the Miff/Coughlin boat. Getting full I see.

Pete Carrol and his crazy ass on the sidelines fist pumping like The Situation.
Bucs, yeah I got nothing.
Super Bowl hangover, although outside of the Vicodin mess pretty quiet for the Saints.
Packers seem ready to me.
Farve, whatever, big dick in my opinion.

I think that's everyone, going off the top of my head.

Pumped.....UP

Just fulfilled a weird preggo dinner for CMEP, Progresso Minestone soup with grated cheese and hot sauce. Watching the feet swell in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...........

It's Friday. Cantu/Tejada got traded. Rangers are making moves for a team that is filing bankruptcy, Nolan express is NOT FUCKING AROUND.

Other Guys. Funny. Gonna see it 4 months from now like I do with every movie I want to see.

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El Padrino said...

missed the Ravens, they look legit
Colts are the Colts so ho-hum there

El Padrino said...

thanks for showing up guys

Blue said...

rapelsberger didn't make the superbowl as a rookie

Blue said...

other than that...legit post

Blue said...

the tebow contract of 5/33m is full of a ton of incentives...there's only 8M guaranteed, and really when you remove the incentives that he's not going to get it's more like 5 years 11M, which makes a little more sense.

kod said...

"In the middle of another tight division race, the Minnesota Twins acquired All-Star closer Matt Capps"


-yeah, my reaction was WFT?! or along those lines. Relief pitching and/or a closer didn't really strike me as a big need.

-I don't mind losing Ramos (although he might have been a good trading chip down the line for a greater need)....don't know anything about that other guy yet

Blue said...

sounds like every team needs SP or bullpen help

El Padrino said...

capps is a beast this year

solid move

El Padrino said...

"rapelsberger didn't make the superbowl as a rookie"

right, 2nd youngest ever though
shoulda lookt* that up

El Padrino said...

also he got a 6 game suspension not 4

kod said...

"sounds like every team needs SP or bullpen help"


oh, you're back on this again, huh?

Blue said...

he did win like 15 games though as a rookie

Blue said...

"also he got a 6 game suspension not 4"


yeah, but he can get it reduced to 4 if he goes to all the counseling stuff, which i'm sure he will

El Padrino said...

bills, yeah whatever, coach is 200 years old in football years

kod said...

Capps: 26 saves in 30 opps, 2.74 ERA

Rauch: 21 saves in 25 opps, 3.05 ERA


-oh yeah, and there's that other All-Star closer who should be back next year

El Padrino said...

"-oh yeah, and there's that other All-Star closer who should be back next year"

shorten the game, shorten the game, shorten the game

it's a good move, i wanted the mets to get capps for the 8th but they enjoy sitting on their hands

kod said...

I'm sure Capps is a great player, but it's not a position of need for us IMO

kod said...

Would have been nice to get a 3rd basemen; haven't had a good one since Koske (since the SP market was pretty much depleted by the time we made that trade, 3rd base would have been a great place to upgrade)

El Padrino said...

oh kod

kod said...

but hey, I'm glad it makes sense to some people (ns); I'm missing it, but I would love to be wrong

kod said...

but I'm just saying when you have an all-star closer in in the wings ready for next year, and a current closer with borderline all-star numbers....is giving up two good prospects for yet another closer really the play here?

kod said...

mad sick yesterday and today


shitty since I just got back from vacation and then had to take 2 more days off

El Padrino said...

forgot how traumatizing the DR is to toddlers

El Padrino said...

"mad sick yesterday and today"

^this happens alot

you eating right?

El Padrino said...

"is giving up two good prospects for yet another closer really the play here?"

i'll admit maybe that catcher could have netted a bat instead of an arm but

Guitier (sp), Rauch, Capps is a suite 7,8,9 combo

kod said...

yeah, about 3/4ths of my office has been out sick over the past 3 weeks with this bug


-before moving to Bemidji, I hardly ever got sick....now I'm frequently sick. I know a lot of people who have had the same experience after moving up here, not sure what it is.

kod said...

"Guitier (sp), Rauch, Capps is a suite 7,8,9 combo"


-Jesse Crain has been doing really well lately too....I guess we have been one reliever short after moving Duensing to the rotation

El Padrino said...

Crain, solid

good point

Todd Packer said...

just got an email stating that we won (again) that 34 mil/5year DOT contract. i wish i was at the office today (ns)

El Padrino said...

look at what the pads are doing with a good pen

El Padrino said...

nice tp, good work

Todd Packer said...

"nice tp, good work"


thanks

kod said...

Kara and Ellen leaving Idol


so.....it's just Randy now? I hear they are looking at Jessica Simpson to replace Simon (ns).


o/u on years left of Idol? I say 2

kod said...

congrats TP; sounds like that hard work with all the TPS paid off!

El Padrino said...

in the last year (366 days to be exact) the Phillies have traded 8 of their top 10 prospects

El Padrino said...

"Via ESPN

I want to be a coach, bad. I’d love to coach the Knicks or St. John’s, but I’d go anywhere. I want to coach immediately after I retire. I’d be good for a bunch of reasons. I know the little things, like how important spacing is. I also understand how to deal with players, so I’m able to coach a player like me now. I know when the problem is emotional versus selfishness. I’ve hurt teams with my selfishness, and I’ve hurt teams with my emotion. I know the difference. If a player doesn’t listen to me, I know how to respond. And, of course, I know defense. It’s not just physical; it’s more than that. How do I get through a playoff game with only one foul, as physical as I am? It’s about knowledge. I know every player’s moves and tendencies. I know exactly where all 10 guys on the court are supposed to be, and when. I’m 100% sure this coaching thing will work. All I need is a good staff, and to watch more tape. One thing I don’t do is watch tape. I gotta start if I want to coach."

imagine artest has the HC with Starbury as an assistant

El Padrino said...

"You can stop d’oh-ing at yourself for not rummaging around garage sales now. Turns out those early Ansel Adams negatives that some weasel paid $45 for and attempted to sell for $200 million? Fake! Ha-ha. An old lady recognized the negatives and matched one down to the Jefrey Pine branch shadows. Uncle Earl frequented Yosemite and took BW photos that look similar to Ansel’s – yes, I’m sure you’re shocked. So, was this a humble blunder or a foiled $200 million con?"


suite

JFreak said...

meiz can stop being depressed about his life.

El Padrino said...

"so.....it's just Randy now? I hear they are looking at Jessica Simpson to replace Simon (ns)."

J Lo

El Padrino said...

was this linked?

El Padrino said...

got my phone cant get twitter to work though

Todd Packer said...

"congrats TP; sounds like that hard work with all the TPS paid off!"

thanks kod... the congratulatory emails are out of hand right now... too many people hitting "reply to all"... i hate that.

i was at work late last night working on another giant proposal... i hired two people last month and probably will hire another 2 in the next few weeks. seems like we have turnt* a corner

tem said...

"also he got a 6 game suspension not 4"

i thought if he was good it would get reduced to 4?

tem said...

nm, blue covered that.

tem said...

capps is a good player.

is he going to close for the twins or setup?

tem said...

"....is giving up two good prospects for yet another closer really the play here?"


well, they should win the saves category every week now. i am not sure how they do in the other categories, but that fantasy team will be good for saves.

tem said...

"I know a lot of people who have had the same experience after moving up here, not sure what it is."

white man poisons indians...you and your coworkers are collateral damage.

white man wants that casino land.

tem said...

"i wish i was at the office today (ns)"


why, will they party at the office?

today we are having "fun friday"

chicks got to wear capris. and we are making milkshakes, virgin daquirris (sp?) and having pizza.

tem said...

also, wtg on getting the contract.

tem said...

"o/u on years left of Idol? I say 2"

probably a good guess.

make it 2.5 for the gambling folks so there is no push.

tem said...

"i hired two people last month and probably will hire another 2 in the next few weeks."


you're hiring??? where do i send my resume?

/meiz and keith

Todd Packer said...

"why, will they party at the office"

no party at the office, but i'm sure big wigs are buying lunch/drinks today

Todd Packer said...

"I say 2"

under

tem said...

"no party at the office, but i'm sure big wigs are buying lunch/drinks today"

aren't you a big wig?

you'd be buying lunch/drinks.

kod said...

"is he going to close for the twins or setup?"

he's going to close. I guess Rauch had been really struggling lately.

tem said...

he'll be solid. you'll like him.

always liked him as a pirate.

kod said...

It just confuses me about Nathan

kod said...

unless it's just a 4 month rental; in which case it seemed to be giving a lot away

Blue said...

i think idol ends after this season.

i said that before, they'll try one season without simon and it'll be an utter failure

Blue said...

"It just confuses me about Nathan"

Nathan is no guarantee to come back, didn't he have TJ surgery?

tem said...

yeah capps is insurance. plus they can always trade capps or rauch in the offseason.

not sure how long capps contract is though so maybe it is just a rental.

kod said...

we find out about our 2 big grants in September and October. My job should be safe either way, but if we could hire 2 or 3 new attorneys if we got both (we're 4 down from where we were in 2007).

kod said...

"yeah capps is insurance. plus they can always trade capps or rauch in the offseason."

yeah, true.

tem said...

"but if we could hire 2 or 3 new attorneys if we got both "

that's a lot of "ifs."

kod said...

"Albert Haynesworth has failed his conditioning test for a second consecutive day and is being forced to sit out practice again at Washington Redskins training camp."


what a fuckwad; he signs for all that money and pulls this shit?

kod said...

"that's a lot of "ifs.""


yeah, that first if was a typo

Todd Packer said...

"aren't you a big wig?

you'd be buying lunch/drinks"

no, i would say i'm more like middle management... tampa is our corp. headquarters so there are lots of real big wigs in the office

tem said...

like george washington big powder wigs?

Todd Packer said...

"like george washington big powder wigs?"

yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

i agree on 2 year idol, next year will be awful, but the ratings will be decent because simon's show won't be up yet

then they will throw 1 more year at it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"what a fuckwad; he signs for all that money and pulls this shit?"

doing it on purpose

/meiz

El Padrino said...

safe bet

tem said...

foxworth out for the season.

tough blow for the ravens

tem said...

ACL tear, apparently.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"David Tyree signs one-day contract with New York Giants so he can retire with team"

WFT is this shit

Keef said...

"That dude has ben* threw some shit huh?"


You left out a *. Mad busy, you

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

"Cutler/Martz marriage ( they need a 10+ win season or Lovie is gone)"

Not gonna happen

Keef said...

I did that on purpose

/LP

Keef said...

"-yeah, my reaction was WFT?! or along those lines. Relief pitching and/or a closer didn't really strike me as a big need. "


It wasn't too long ago that you thought the Minny bullpen wasn't that grate*

El Padrino said...

I did that on purpose

/LP

THREW, right

not a fan of the * to be honest
i like hdh in the natural state

El Padrino said...

"Not gonna happen"

agree, lovie is gone

Keef said...

"but I'm just saying when you have an all-star closer in in the wings ready for next year, and a current closer with borderline all-star numbers....is giving up two good prospects for yet another closer really the play here?"

YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

"Packers seem ready to me."


They are.

Keef said...

"not a fan of the * to be honest
i like hdh in the natural state"


Understandable

Keef said...

"They are."


Oh look who's on the bandwagon

kod said...

"It wasn't too long ago that you thought the Minny bullpen wasn't that grate*"


it was before this season started; they've been really good this year

Keef said...

Congrats on the contract, TP

El Padrino said...

Johnson, Larry 11-19-1979
Parker, Willie 11-11-1980
Portis, Clinton 09-01-1981

wrong side of age no (all 30+ start of season)?

i notice they have Torain on the roster but with 3 proven guys how many carries will he get

El Padrino said...

"Oh look who's on the bandwagon"

goddamn moocher, woe-er and bandwagon star

starting to hate you son

Spaceman Spiff said...

once the old guys get hurt, he'll get plenty

Keef said...

"Johnson, Larry 11-19-1979
Parker, Willie 11-11-1980
Portis, Clinton 09-01-1981

wrong side of age no (all 30+ start of season)?"


2010 - 1981 < than 30

And Parker won't be 30 to start the season

Keef said...

"i notice they have Torain on the roster but with 3 proven guys how many carries will he get"


Fucking Torain. Tons of talent and brittle as fuck

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

"got my phone cant get twitter to work though"


TweetDeck, doofus.

Keef said...

"goddamn moocher, woe-er and bandwagon star"


Onlything worst* would be a wHeasel

Keef said...

If beth was here, AHIK*, I'd make a Reds/Braves bet with her

El Padrino said...

with the carries portis has had he's over 30

El Padrino said...

TweetDeck, doofus.

ubertwitter so far no worky

i'll search tweetdeck

El Padrino said...

"Fucking Torain. Tons of talent and brittle as fuck"

he's a ASU guy no?

El Padrino said...

nevermind i see he is

Keef said...

aitch, wadr, saying that $24 million doesn't mean anything to Arod was dumb

tem said...

"with the carries portis has had he's over 30"


with the ABs quentin had he was a 1yr vet when he left AZ.

El Padrino said...

lions, whatever too

Keef said...

"he's a ASU guy no?"


Yeah went to juco and transfered to ASU his jr year

tem said...

$24M will pay his wife off when he gets divorced.

he has to get married 1st, but he was banking on that cash to get him out of the marriage.

Keef said...

"with the ABs quentin had he was a 1yr vet when he left AZ."


tem knows

tem said...

"Yeah went to juco "

dumb, late bloomer or a trouble maker?

tem said...

tem always knows.

tem said...

except when he doesn't.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"aitch, wadr, saying that $24 million doesn't mean anything to Arod was dumb"

shit was hilarity

Keef said...

"dumb, late bloomer or a trouble maker?"


I don't think he's a trouble maker. Maybe he's a dumb late bloomer

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

"Oh look who's on the bandwagon"

Not a Packers fan ---------->

Keef said...

That's just the cubs fan in you talking

Blue said...

Torain is shit...he won't make it through camp without getting hurt

Blue said...

re: Haynesworth...supposedly, Shanahan is making him do a different conditioning test than the other players...alledgedly

El Padrino said...

"aitch, wadr, saying that $24 million doesn't mean anything to Arod was dumb"

LOL

Blue said...

that's like saying that $24 doesn't mean anything to meiz

Keef said...

sporcle time

Keef said...

26/35

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

"that's like saying that $24 doesn't mean anything to meiz"


Word up

El Padrino said...

cleveland sucks and his angry

Keef said...

7/15

Keef said...

we got some hella rain last night

Keef said...

O:FCM

Blue said...

25/35

El Padrino said...

why is that fuck cm?

Blue said...

amare is going to grow a beard and long sideburns, start selling diamonds

tem said...

AJA conditioning tests can be BS.

they are probably having him run like 5 miles or something stupid. he hardly ever runs more than 10 yards on any play. then he gets about 45 seconds to rest.

if they had him do a 10yd sprint, rest 45seconds. do it again, rest 45 seconds, do it again then go rest for 7 minutes while the offense is on the field. then do it all again. well, he could probably do that just fine.

tem said...

maybe have him run about 6 ten yard sprints just in case it isn't a 3 and out.

kod said...

it was 3 300 yd sprints

tem said...

2/15

El Padrino said...

edwin jackson traded to white sox

tem said...

900 yds = 2700 feet, so about half a mile.

so sprint for 1/2 mile. yeah he'll never do that in a game.

i'm not saying he is fit, but some of these tests are stupid.

in college our fitness test was like 10 100yd sprints in whatever time. none of the linemen made it.

El Padrino said...

Stephen Tyler, J LO, Randy Jackson

1 year

El Padrino said...

no tweetdeck app meiz

tem said...

brett michaels, randy jackson, unknown record exec, carrie underwood.

El Padrino said...

that would be better

Blue said...

jeff fisher said on ROME that the conditioning test is the exact one he used to run Albert through prior to camp...and Haynesworth passed

Shanny is making a point...he did it with a lineman here who skipped out on OTA's, made dude push a sled all day long in the heat to lose weight for like a week.

Blue said...

randy jackson, ozzie, glen danzig, pat benetar

tem said...

26/35

El Padrino said...

randy jackson, britney spears, Ozzy Osbourne, Prince

El Padrino said...

lemonheads, nachos, my dad's boat
dont worry bout sinking cuz my dick can float

kod said...

randy jackson, charles manson, and betty white

tem said...

betty white is going to die soon and we will make it a national holliday*.

everyone loves betty.

El Padrino said...

nice twat face

Keef said...

Prince, Bo Jones, GK


/mize

Keef said...

Leads from the front is a dumb saying.

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

carp

Keef said...

"why is that fuck cm?"

Do you know any grate* jewish NBAers?

Keef said...

Edwin Jackson is going to be awful in that little league park

Keef said...

Cubs gonna send Lilly & the riot to LA. mize is sad

Keef said...

SG is especially unreadable today

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

"no tweetdeck app meiz"


I'm calling bullshit.

El Padrino said...

"Do you know any grate* jewish NBAers?"

yes, sanny and dolph schayes

and sue bird

s

El Padrino said...

yeah stat city is jewish

right

and i'm romaninan

El Padrino said...

romanian

El Padrino said...

"I'm calling bullshit."

searched apps, couldnt find it

like i'd lie about that?

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

I'm getting trashed tonight

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

"searched apps, couldnt find it

like i'd lie about that?"


I sit corrected

Blue said...

what kind of phone did you get eP

Blue said...

Rome

El Padrino said...

same blackberry i had before, the tour i believe

Blue said...

tried this one?

Spaceman Spiff said...

doesnt twitter have its own app now, try that one

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue beat me

Spaceman Spiff said...

"jeff fisher said on ROME that the conditioning test is the exact one he used to run Albert through prior to camp...and Haynesworth passed"

he passed the regular test, but since he took a dump between the first and second run, shanahan said that was too much rest and made him run a third which he failed

he probably failed today because of what meiz said

El Padrino said...

yeah trying that one now

Keef said...

You seem to have a lot of time for that shit

Keef said...

This bert farr thing that rome keeps playing over and over and over again is really dumb

Keef said...

White Sox trying to get Adam Dunn

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

"This bert farr thing that rome keeps playing over and over and over again is really dumb"


What is it? Is it the pick to end the playoffs? That never gets old for me.

Blue said...

the pick didn't end the playoffs..

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

"the pick didn't end the playoffs.."

You know what the fuck I mean. Get back to work.

El Padrino said...

"White Sox trying to get Adam Dunn"

supposedely jackson is being flipped to dc for dunn

so a threeway but delayed i guess?

Keef said...

"What is it? Is it the pick to end the playoffs? That never gets old for me."


No, it has parts of that in it, but it's got hunting stuff too. It's dumb

Keef said...

mize

El Padrino said...

"Mmmm, he's a plump one.Earlier this month, a woman dining at the New Garden Chinese restaurant in Far Rockaway bit down on something hard in her fried fish and brown rice. It was a tooth. "I thought it was my tooth at first, and then I realized that it definitely was not mine," Renita Holliday tells The Wave. "I was confused as to what it was because it definitely did not look human, so I brought the tooth to my dentist. He told me that it was a canine’s tooth."

Holliday took the tooth to the local police, but they didn't exactly rush over to the restaurants with sirens blaring. For justice, she had to go to the Health Department, which has reportedly sent an inspector to investigate."

see, everyday i get fascinated

El Padrino said...

yesterday i read that like 180 chinese workers die a month from factories blowing up

El Padrino said...

"TMZ has learned Montana Fishburne is starring in a porno flick for Vivid Entertainment -- explaining, "I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape." Unlike the celeb she admires -- Montana is not arguing that her tape was stolen or obtained illegally. We're told the flick is set to be released in August. Montana also talked to CarltonJordan.com about her new gig, saying "The first time is really nerve racking ... but, I have a lot of at-home experience."

Morpheus's daughter is a porn star now

what a nightmare

Keef said...

She's not even cute. She looks just like her dad

Blue said...

she is "the one"

Keef said...

Got the Wii hookt* up to Netflix finally. I may nerve* get off the couch now

Keef said...

Three armed men looking for Lorenzen Wright showed up at the home of the former NBA player's ex-wife about six weeks before he was found shot to death, an attorney said Friday.
Lawyer Gail Mathes said her client, Sherra Wright, was afraid for herself and her children, so she kept quiet about the encounter until Monday. She then alerted police in the Memphis suburb of Collierville.


So she's in on it. Got it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Got the Wii hookt* up to Netflix finally. I may nerve* get off the couch now"

you will, the watch instantly options are lacking. also, if you only use the wii to browse, the lists are short, keep your laptop with you to find stuff to add to the instant queue

El Padrino said...

knowledge

El Padrino said...

i need to revamp my entire living room, it's been taken over by a toddler

Keef said...

"you will, the watch instantly options are lacking. also, if you only use the wii to browse, the lists are short, keep your laptop with you to find stuff to add to the instant queue"


I heard that a lot of the new releases aren't available on the Wii, you still have to get the discs. So are you saying they are available and that you just have to search them by name instead of viewing them on the browse list?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape."

hilarity, you have to be a little famous first

El Padrino said...

got a fucking tent, table, easel, toy baby crib, elmo kitchen then the basic stuff like couch, a chair, computer desk

fucking kids

Keef said...

"hilarity, you have to be a little famous first"


I had nerve* heard of KK before

Keef said...

"got a fucking tent, table, easel, toy baby crib, elmo kitchen then the basic stuff like couch, a chair, computer desk"


Don't act like you didn't sleep in that tent

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I heard that a lot of the new releases aren't available on the Wii, you still have to get the discs. So are you saying they are available and that you just have to search them by name instead of viewing them on the browse list?"

no, just saying the wii browse lists are short, its not the full selection you would find online which already doesnt include most new shit

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

"Got the Wii hookt* up to Netflix finally. I may nerve* get off the couch now"


Its so-so

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

"you will, the watch instantly options are lacking. also, if you only use the wii to browse, the lists are short, keep your laptop with you to find stuff to add to the instant queue"


What spiff said^^

Keef said...

Youz guyz are killing my mojo

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I had nerve* heard of KK before"

little famous ≠ household name

Keef said...

mize, you don't have a wii. How are you in the know

Keef said...

hilarity, you have to be a little hot first

*fized

I'm A Cub Fan And A Bud Man said...

"mize, you don't have a wii. How are you in the know"


My sister does

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

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