Thursday, July 15, 2010

::blank stare::

Random thoughts because I got nothing today...

- Direct TV started my billing for the Sunday Ticket...suite!

- People are starting to ask about our fantasy football draft already...suite!

- Hopefully the NBA will be in a lockout for 5 years...IN YOU FACE LeBron!

- Port Aransas trip was awesome last weekend, I'm still recovering. Staying out until 2 AM last night didn't help that.

- staying out until 11 or midnight tonight won't help that either...friend's birthday dinner and softball

- staying out until 2 or 3 AM on Friday won't help that either...pool party and concert.

- staying out until around midnight on Saturday won't help that either...sister in law's birthday dinner.

- I fell asleep around midnight on the first night of the trip to Port A. Yesterday I was looking at pictures on my phone only to realize that after I fell asleep one of my friends stuck his ass right by my face and someone took a pic of that with my phone...not suite.

- No coincidence that LeBron is growing that beard to make his face look more like a vagina.

- That's what vaginas really look like?? /Mize

- S

- I didn't realize that the ESPY's were on last night until I randomly saw it on a TV at the bar. Did I miss anything good?

- I just heard the Steve Carrell LeBron thing...that was funny.

- Did Rev win anything for his baseball pic?

- I'm assuming Keef got shut out in the softball category again.

- Have they added the rough touch category yet?


THE END

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Beth said...

I thank you for not putting your random thoughts into 1 headache inducing run-on paragraph like our Friday poster does sometimes.

ns

Beth said...

And meiz, you gave up on John Daly too soon in the golf fantasy league: 6 under for him today in the British Open.

Meiz said...

"I thank you for not putting your random thoughts into 1 headache inducing run-on paragraph like our Friday poster does sometimes."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

"And meiz, you gave up on John Daly too soon in the golf fantasy league: 6 under for him today in the British Open."


Also, Tiger

Tebowner Patrol said...

i have my tiger bet with EP still

i'm excited that tiger is "on the prowl"

Mel Gibson chillin said...

the people have spoken, no more run on sentences

Mel Gibson chillin said...

i have my tiger bet with EP still

i'm excited that tiger is "on the prowl"

stop it he's a punchline now

Tebowner Patrol said...

he'll punch you in the face

Mel Gibson chillin said...

espy's were alright
the saints won everything

poor uconn, they havent lost in like 3 years and they get shit

Mel Gibson chillin said...

it's cuz they are woman

Mel Gibson chillin said...

or women

Mel Gibson chillin said...

will ferrel was vuvazela man

Mel Gibson chillin said...

athletes have hot wives

Mel Gibson chillin said...

how come i didnt know about the Ed Thomas story

fucking damn near broke down and cried when i saw that shit on the Espys last night

the fuck

ns

Beth said...

"stop it he's a punchline now"

Except in the majors, where he's been 4th in the 2 so far this year. That'd be considered damn good if he was anyone else.

Mel Gibson chillin said...

i read the shit out of news, cant remember seeing that one

Mel Gibson chillin said...

"Except in the majors, where he's been 4th in the 2 so far this year. That'd be considered damn good if he was anyone else."

some gook beat him, shits over

kod said...

"i read the shit out of news"


awesome (ns)

Tebowner Patrol said...

"how come i didnt know about the Ed Thomas story"

this was all over ESPN last year

Tebowner Patrol said...

maybe you looked at the story but didn't read it?

Mel Gibson chillin said...

"maybe you looked at the story but didn't read it?"

maybe i was on vacation

Mel Gibson chillin said...

shit was crazy, those dudes are good people, i would killed that entire family if it were me

Mel Gibson chillin said...

starting with the father for raising a pshycho

Mel Gibson chillin said...

fuck that

Mel Gibson chillin said...

george karl was the jimmy v award winner, he told obama to get off his ass and find a cure for cancer

Mel Gibson chillin said...

the departed with no curses is gay

if FX let's Louie CK curse on his show and other shows why not show movies uncut, i can even deal with commercials

kod said...

pretty funny scene down in Minneapolis with the Republican Party-endorsed Gubernatorial candidate Tom Emmer trying to justify his attempts to have servers paid below minimum wage...to servers.
Instead of posting a huge blurb about it, I think the last sentence from the article sums it up nicely:

"The town hall meeting ended with Emmer exiting through the kitchen as children scrambled to collect the pennies."

Tebowner Patrol said...

servers suck

that's why I go to fast food place only

Meiz said...

"pretty funny scene down in Minneapolis with the Republican Party-endorsed Gubernatorial candidate Tom Emmer trying to justify his attempts to have servers paid below minimum wage...to servers.
Instead of posting a huge blurb about it, I think the last sentence from the article sums it up nicely:"


Link?

Meiz said...

Wow, Tom Emmer is a dumb fuck

Mel Gibson chillin said...

did emmers mention anything about tipping cabbies?

Mel Gibson chillin said...

sloan from entourage needs to catch it

Mel Gibson chillin said...

HARD

Mel Gibson chillin said...

i've been drinking coffee lately
i know that's not lov-popular

sorry

Mel Gibson chillin said...

coffee is an acquired taste, sort of like beer

and both have some bitterness which i like

Mel Gibson chillin said...

cocoa nibs also very bitter, el pad eats those

broccli rabe, el pad eats that

i like bitter

kod said...

Wow, Tom Emmer is a dumb fuck


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

kod said...

"coffee is an acquired taste, sort of like beer"


-yep, and once you get the taste for it there is no going back

Meiz said...

I'm okay with coffee, just don't need another addiction.

Tebowner Patrol said...

I drink coffee on the drive in during the mornings, but that's about it.

I add a good bit of creamer and make sure I have "good" coffee though..

shitty coffee beans are the worse

Mel Gibson chillin said...

the Dark Side fake movie trailer was funny, with peyton manning as the black kid spliced in with scenes from The Blind Side

kod said...

yeah, I held off on drinking coffee for so long because I knew I'd get hooked once I started; my willpower is super shitty.

-I did stop drinking pop though; if I start a new bad habit, I try to at least drop one to level things out

Mel Gibson chillin said...

"shitty coffee beans are the worse"

^^^i'v learnt this

Mel Gibson chillin said...

mickey d's has awesome coffee

NS

Tebowner Patrol said...

" my willpower is super shitty."

understatement of the day...WADR

Tebowner Patrol said...

my AP clerk just quit

cripes

Tebowner Patrol said...

ap clerk: "i've accepted an offer to take another job, for significantly more money"

blue: "you're fired"

ap clerk: "but i'm quitting"

blue: "nobody quits on me, I fire them"

(s)

Beth said...

"my AP clerk just quit

cripes"


I can start Monday!

/meiz

Mel Gibson chillin said...

i hate soda but i love it

if that makes any sense

shit is so bad for you but there are some food dishes where I HAVE TO drink soda with it

Mel Gibson chillin said...

my AP clerk just quit

cripes



O:FB

Tebowner Patrol said...

actually I have a job that I would hire meiz for as an accounting clerk (ns)

if only he lived in Denver...we're not offering a re-lo package for this position, sorry

Mel Gibson chillin said...

someone stole my wsj again

fuckers

Mel Gibson chillin said...

"actually I have a job that I would hire meiz for as an accounting clerk (ns)"

we are looking for an entry level positon here too

ns

Mel Gibson chillin said...

looks like sconnie sucks dick

Meiz said...

"I can start Monday!

/meiz"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

"looks like sconnie sucks dick"


RE:?

Keef said...

everything

jugdish said...

chicks

Tebowner Patrol said...

basketball teams

Tebowner Patrol said...

heard the "bogut to the nuggets" rumor on the radio last night on the drive home.

it made me excited because I know it had to have come from here

Tebowner Patrol said...

not necessarily from "here" but "here" meaning from blue

jugdish said...

baseball teams

jugdish said...

yobs

Mel Gibson chillin said...

"everything"

pretty much ^this

Mel Gibson chillin said...

wadr

Tebowner Patrol said...

UPS stores

Tebowner Patrol said...

sconnie does have the better cheese curds and a good lake

so not "everything" sucks there

Meiz said...

We have more than 1 good lake

Mel Gibson chillin said...

brooklyn housing market

Tebowner Patrol said...

no, there is just one

Mel Gibson chillin said...

everything but cheese, lakes and bartenders (pep)

ficced

Tebowner Patrol said...

"After a lengthy search—he and his partner attended some 100 open houses—they found 660 Bergen, where they paid $715,000 for a two-bedroom unit in early May."


so gays love brooklyn, got it.

Tebowner Patrol said...

brooklyn housing will be helped tremendously when the nets move there

Tebowner Patrol said...

pros: great lakes

cons: can only use the lakes 2 weeks out of the year

Mel Gibson chillin said...

"brooklyn housing will be helped tremendously when the nets move there"

not in my hood

Mel Gibson chillin said...

just perused my hood

11223 zip

avg home $950K

ns

for 950K i can live like a KING, for realz, in multiple other states

some of them just over the bridge

end woe real estate rant

Mel Gibson chillin said...

i'm nowhere close to buyin property anyway so i dont even care right now

Beth said...

950K around where I live would get you in some of the same neighborhoods that pro athletes live in (although you'd have the cheapest house in there).

Mel Gibson chillin said...

yeah i know, it's gross

Spaceman Spiff said...

beltran gonna carry me to the yahoo league ship, watching strike 3 in the 9th doesnt translate that badly to fantasy

jugdish said...

950K around where I live would get you in some of the same neighborhoods that pro athletes live in (although you'd have the cheapest house in there).



i bet they can't get beer whenever they want and go to the spank windows for a quarter...FACE!

/Lp

Spaceman Spiff said...

feel you on the real estate

Mel Gibson chillin said...

damn skeeter in the house, gorging on me

Tebowner Patrol said...

"i bet they can't get beer whenever they want and go to the spank windows for a quarter...FACE!"

the clubs are open all night in the ATL

Mel Gibson chillin said...

cool, ship found during excavation

Tebowner Patrol said...

"cool, ship found during excavation"

So EP is coming around on the destruction of the twin towers?

jugdish said...

So EP is coming around on the destruction of the twin towers?



i shouldn't have laughed at that...but i did

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz, if youre still looking to move abroad, argentina

Mel Gibson chillin said...

funny

jugdish said...

that was funny too

jugdish said...

I've never been more proud to be argentinean


/H

Mel Gibson chillin said...

big kenny is the man

Mel Gibson chillin said...

season 2 on SHAQ VS show will have joey chestnut

Spaceman Spiff said...

"big kenny is the man"

dubbed himself beast and delivered

Spaceman Spiff said...

beast/angelo-rod beef is great because theyre both probly gonna be there at the end

Mel Gibson chillin said...

"Brownsville's all upscale now. They got surveillance cameras, buildings that were abandoned cost, like, a million now, and I'm thinking, My life must've been a lie, 'cause there's nothing there that looks like my childhood....This is a real strange scenario, and I just wanted to cry."

-Mike Tyson

Tebowner Patrol said...

tyson hasn't been back to his hood?

Meiz said...

Why would he go back?

Mel Gibson chillin said...

he has

Mel Gibson chillin said...

he has pigeons there

ns

Meiz said...

I didn't think he was still dealing with those particular pigeons

Tebowner Patrol said...

its not like shit like that happens overnight.

if anything you'd think he'd have put some money into something there as they "revitalized" the area

or would he rather it just stayed a ghetto

Tebowner Patrol said...

and i'm sure the buildings cost more than a million dollars now

Tebowner Patrol said...

so the big rumor going around here is that Lebron found out about the delonte west thing in the middle of the series against the celtics, and that it kilt him, and any chance of him going back to cleveland

also that the NY papers promised not to run the story until after he made his "decision" and he realized that he didn't want to have to deal with that kind of bullshit in NYC

Tebowner Patrol said...

he found out because he went to his mom's room in the hotel they were staying in Boston at like 2am and knocked on the door, and delonte answered the door in a towel..

hilarity

Tebowner Patrol said...

i know the delonte west/bron's mom thing is older news, but I hadn't heard the "details" until recently

Keef said...

I got hot sauce, in my bag. Hot sauce in my bag. Hot sauce in my bag

Meiz said...

Ch-Ch-Chipotle

Meiz said...

Bucket full of tea

Meiz said...

Now I gotta watch that when I get home.

Keef said...

6/6

Beth said...

"6/6"

Oh keef that's so hot...

s

Keef said...

Get back on your knees, Beth

Beth said...

Sorry, I only do that for attorneys. Knowing the Miranda warning doesn't count.

Tebowner Patrol said...

3/6

/kod

Keef said...

"3/6

/kod"

ha

Keef said...

"Sorry, I only do that for attorneys. Knowing the Miranda warning doesn't count."


I wasn't talking about me

Keef said...

Had a talk last night w/ cmk. We're not gonna find out the sex

Tebowner Patrol said...

bummer dude

sorry

Tebowner Patrol said...

now you have to paint the room in neutral colors

Beth said...

"Had a talk last night w/ cmk. We're not gonna find out the sex"

I approve this no sex policy.

/meiz

jugdish said...

so the big rumor going around here is that Lebron found out about the delonte west thing in the middle of the series against the celtics, and that it kilt him, and any chance of him going back to cleveland



"This morning I decided that I am going to take my talents, and my mom, to South Beach and join the Miami Heat."

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Had a talk last night w/ cmk. We're not gonna find out the sex"

still got a long ways to go

kod said...

"3/6

/kod"


-I got 6, but just in the nick of time. I thought it was a right "to council", not "an attorney".


-good thing I had my thesaurus handy (s)

Tebowner Patrol said...

would have been funny had the only lawyer here not gotten it right


mills would have screwed it up

Tebowner Patrol said...

keith, if you go to the dr's appointments with her, you'll be able to tell.

look for 3 dots for a girl, 2 for a boy when they do the ultrasound around 16-20 weeks

Tebowner Patrol said...

just google it, and there will be examples of what to look for.

Keef said...

"bummer dude

sorry"


my preference was to find out but I'm ok either way

Keef said...

"now you have to paint the room in neutral colors"


I'm used to painting rooms multiple times

Beth said...

Whitlock can't quit writing about Lebron.

Keef said...

"look for 3 dots for a girl, 2 for a boy when they do the ultrasound around 16-20 weeks"

I'm not gonna try to find out and not have cmk know. no way i keep that secret and i don't want to deal with that shit if her surprise is fuckt

Meiz said...

I'm gonna look for some apartments some time today

Tebowner Patrol said...

keith can't keep a secret...got it

Keef said...

^^^^^

Mel Gibson chillin said...

"look for 3 dots for a girl, 2 for a boy when they do the ultrasound around 16-20 weeks"

one dot means Indian

Mel Gibson chillin said...

bron couldnt handle nyc media, troof

Meiz said...

"one dot means Indian"

What kind?

Mel Gibson chillin said...

the tandoori kind

Mel Gibson chillin said...

"my preference was to find out but I'm ok either way"

we tried this, there was leakage but the info was weak so i was sort of still surprised

Mel Gibson chillin said...

male athlete of the year award

Jimmie Johnson the nascar driver was nominated.

Should we do the COLOV discussion again on how nascar drivers are not athletes? or no

jugdish said...

has this been posted before?

Mel Gibson chillin said...

i would annihilate jimmie johnson in baseball, football, basketball and any other sport he chooses

Keef said...

"has this been posted before?"

jugdrino

jugdish said...

jugdrino


figured. i missed it and my brother sent it to me just now

Keef said...

"i would annihilate jimmie johnson in baseball, football, basketball and any other sport he chooses"


of course you would

Tebowner Patrol said...

"figured. i missed it and my brother sent it to me just now"

its new to me..(ns)

Meiz said...

"male athlete of the year award"


The Espys are not to be discussed.

kod said...

FAVRE TO JENNINGS

jugdish said...

i picture LeBron walking in on his mom and Delonte like Kramer walking in on Newman and Babs Kramer.

Meiz said...

"FAVRE TO JENNINGS"


Huh? Denver game a few years ago?

Mel Gibson chillin said...

delonte is a ugly lil albino black ghetto ass pshycho

i woulda fucking crushed his skull even if i didnt like my mama

jugdish said...

i woulda fucking crushed his skull even if i didnt like my mama


rough touch

Meiz said...

"delonte is a ugly lil albino black ghetto ass pshycho

i woulda fucking crushed his skull even if i didnt like my mama"


Ahem

Tebowner Patrol said...

yeah, lebron ain't no fool

he's a millionaire no hood rat, he ain't got boyz like vick does to take care of that shit or delonte would be deads right now

Tebowner Patrol said...

delonte was shoplifting the pootie

Mel Gibson chillin said...

yeah i know meiz, ghetto like i said

bron needs a mafia connect

Keef said...

I think I'm gonna pretend that TP looks like Rory McIlroy

Tebowner Patrol said...

I'm pretending that rory mcilroy is roy macavoy

Tebowner Patrol said...

28/31

Keef said...

fishing with pops this weekend

Keef said...

i hope it rains because it's going to be hot as shit this weekend

Tebowner Patrol said...

better if you use some sort of lure or bait, rather than pop

Tebowner Patrol said...

/meiz

Tebowner Patrol said...

they have lakes in the desert?

/lp

Keef said...

"better if you use some sort of lure or bait, rather than pop"

bait store is 3 towns over

Mel Gibson chillin said...

man made

Mel Gibson chillin said...

lakes are in flagstaff

Keef said...

"man made"


The water has to come from somewhere

Tebowner Patrol said...

"The water has to come from somewhere"


yep, from man

Keef said...

26/31

Keef said...

"yep, from man"


We have a giant facility where all the piss gathers and it's turnt into water and makes a river which forms the lakes

Spaceman Spiff said...

"fishing with pops this weekend"

FISH IS A NOUN

/meiz

Keef said...

hilarity

Keef said...

I'm going to play fish this weekend

*fized

Meiz said...

"FISH IS A NOUN

/meiz"


Hilarity.


And true.

Meiz said...

But the actual term is angling.

ns


"Fishing" is actually commercial fishing.

jugdish said...

steve

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP was right about Thor

WFT is this shit

Meiz said...

That's some gay ass shit, Spiff. Thor is supposed to be badass.


Stop with the comic book movies.

Keef said...

"But the actual term is angling.

ns


"Fishing" is actually commercial fishing."



nerd

Spaceman Spiff said...

oil leak stopped

Keef said...

I'm not going angling. I'm going fishing

Spaceman Spiff said...

"BP: No oil flowing into Gulf of Mexico for first time in months as part of test of ruptured well. Watch live on CNN.com"

Spaceman Spiff said...

maybe

" a new cap had completely shut in the flow while the company conducts a critical pressure test on the stricken well.

The cap is not a permanent fix. BP is drilling two relief wells so it can pump mud and cement into the leaking wells in hopes of plugging it for good. "

Keef said...

they can use my dong to plug it

/LP

Mel Gibson chillin said...

stock up almost 3

easily could have turned 5K into 10K

Mel Gibson chillin said...

spiff you got a name or what

Mel Gibson chillin said...

thor

told ya'll

Mel Gibson chillin said...

that's the exact pic i saw too

Keef said...

what is the appropriate length of time a kid can sit in a store and scream before I can punch him?

Keef said...

the parent probably needs punched more

Tebowner Patrol said...

"BP: No oil flowing into Gulf of Mexico for first time in months as part of test of ruptured well"

thanks, Obama

Tebowner Patrol said...

i knew harry stamper could cap that well

Tebowner Patrol said...

james cameron knew how to fix the problem months ago

Meiz said...

"nerd"


Yeah, I know.

Meiz said...

I can't fucking believe they stopped the earl leak. Big ups to BP.

Meiz said...

"stock up almost 3

easily could have turned 5K into 10K"


Thanks for nothing, EP. What good are you?


That's why you don't get to attend the LOV Summit.

Mel Gibson chillin said...

"Thanks for nothing, EP. What good are you?"

y, sm?

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

block

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