Thursday, June 17, 2010

USA, USA, USA!!!!!!!

If you don't know...now you know. We aren't really going to Atlanta. Right now, those of you who didn't know are probably saying "I knew it!". That's easy to say after the fact. CMEP knew since she is on Facebook. We thought it would be funny to see Lp's and Steve's reaction the most. So hopefully no one booked any flights to Atlanta. I think the biggest loser in this whole thing is Beth since she won't be able to hang out with us. So Chicago is still on...that is real. I have a flight and a hotel reservation to prove it. Everyone is still welcome!

So no way Rev hit that ball...I think that much has been established. The form was phenominal though and I expect he will be receiving offers from Tem or Keef's softball teams in the near future.

I don't like that guy with the big fro on TUF. If he quit in a fight he shouldn't be talking any shit.

Breaking news...THE Temhio State University has decided to stay in the Big Tem.

This Saturday I am going here for this concert.

I heard a radio station mention this the other day. When bands have been around for awhile and start replacing band members, at what point should they stop using the original band's name? Is it all tied into the lead singer? Van Halen seemed to pull it off changing their lead singer a couple of times. Journey without Steve Perry? Kod wouldn't be singing that at red lights, that's for damn sure!

I'm feeling a little patriotic tonight...country music video of the week is Angel Flight by Radney Foster.

USA, USA, USA!!!!!

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Beth said...

I think the biggest winner in this whole thing is Beth since she won't have to hang out with us.

*fixed

jugdish said...

bad fix


s

BLUE said...

if I was going to Chicago (AHIIK), i would pay for beth's plane ticket and hotel

jugdish said...

if I was going to Chicago (AHIIK), i would pay for beth's plane ticket and hotel


/steve and Lp



fixed

El Padrino said...

if I was going to Chicago (AHIIK), i would pay for beth's plane ticket and hotel and roofies

/ep

El Padrino said...

S

El Padrino said...

i'm mad busy yo til 5 just looking at emails

fuck me

El Padrino said...

tonight game 7 is the first in awhile and only like the 4th in my lifetime

that's weird

Beth said...

"if I was going to Chicago (AHIIK), i would pay for beth's plane ticket and hotel"

Geez, I feel enough pressure to put out after a guy buys me dinner...

s

El Padrino said...

well not weird but something else

El Padrino said...

that's always the rich guys plan

shower with money
you just lay there

BLUE said...

i just wanted to watch the gang bang

Beth said...

"that's always the rich guys plan

shower with money
you just lay there"


Well now that you put it that way, I'm good with that.

s

Meiz said...

"i just wanted to watch the gang bang"


There's still gonna be a gangbang

El Padrino said...

yikes

Beth said...

"There's still gonna be a gangbang"

Well I'm not going so good luck with that. And since kod's a pitcher and not a catcher, I take that as you volunteering...

El Padrino said...

i can't get padma's tits lying on the judges table off my mind

i want to paint those things shades of white

El Padrino said...

meiz is a homo

jugdish said...

"There's still gonna be a gangbang"


maybe i will go to atlanta

jugdish said...

"There's still gonna be a gangbang"



USA, USA, USA!!!!

Steve said...

well. if Beth's not going i'm not going.

jugdish said...

well. if Steve's not going i'm going.


/Beth

BLUE said...

i can go now

BLUE said...

my klan bretheren were not going to let me go if Steve was going

jugdish said...

so our token black guy won't be there?

BLUE said...

well you've still got meiz, he's a wigger, so that kind of counts

jugdish said...

well you've still got meiz, he's a woegger, so that kind of counts

fixed

BLUE said...

i suck at golf

El Padrino said...

woegger

awesome

BLUE said...

also, i suck at life

BLUE said...

i'm average at sporcle

Beth said...

"woegger

awesome"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

"well you've still got meiz, he's a wigger, so that kind of counts"


Wow. RB, R?

BLUE said...

"Wow. RB, R?"

that's how I roll

Meiz said...

Way to make the asssumption

Meiz said...

Grate spelting, Mize

Steve said...

"CMEP knew since she is on Facebook."


we're keeping FB secrets now? I’m definitely starting the anti-FB LOV site.

Meiz said...

"Way to make the asssumption"


Although white people are the worst.

Steve said...

BAM!

Steve said...

oh, NSFW i guess.

BLUE said...

not really, she's got panties on

jugdish said...

no panties is safe at my work


/beth


s

Steve said...

This whole 0 Trans Fat thing always trips me out.

I go to the snack machine and buy a bag of Chili, Cheeze, Bacon fries. And on the top of the bag in bright letter is "0 Trans Fats" like that's supposed to make it healthy or something.

BLUE said...

it's legal

BLUE said...

0 trans fats prevent anal leakage

Steve said...

"0 trans fats prevent anal leakage"

then I retract my previous statement. that is worthy information.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I go to the snack machine and buy a bag of Chili, Cheeze, Bacon fries. And on the top of the bag in bright letter is "0 Trans Fats" like that's supposed to make it healthy or something."

supoosed to make it not really unhealthy, but its not really 0, companies are allowed to round down to 0 if he trans fat amount is low enough

Spaceman Spiff said...

"If he quit in a fight he shouldn't be talking any shit."

YS, C?

/zeke

jugdish said...

YS, C?

/zeke


hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Journey without Steve Perry?"

replaced him with a gook too

jugdish said...

william hung?

s

BLUE said...

william hung sings "pants on the ground"

El Padrino said...

just donated blood for free met tickets

El Padrino said...

now i can say i paid for these tickets in blood

sounds cool

jugdish said...

just donated blood for free met tickets


selfish bastard!


S

jugdish said...

jug is a regular blood donor




"you got three pints of Kramer in ya buddy."

El Padrino said...

selfish bastard!

yup

El Padrino said...

i need incentive to give blood

jugdish said...

the place where i go used to give out tshirts...no more of that.

jugdish said...

hooters lunch today...suite

BLUE said...

i'm going to lunch somewhere mexican today

El Padrino said...

blowjobs for blood

thye'd have so many pints of blood after an incentive like that

El Padrino said...

"i'm going to lunch somewhere mexican today"

mmmmm red lobster
good biscuits

jugdish said...

"i'm going to lunch somewhere mexican today"

mmmmm red lobster
good biscuits



this cracked me up

El Padrino said...

guys wanna watch the game at a bar

amazing what a game 7 does even if the teams are despised

jugdish said...

softball tonight...might have to unveil the rev swing

BLUE said...

"thye'd have so many pints of blood after an incentive like that"

you should run the red-cross

jugdish said...

you should run the red-cross


he doesn't want to give the blow jobs for blood, he wants to GET the blow jobs for blood

BLUE said...

OOOOOOOOOOH, i see

El Padrino said...

that was stone cole* jug

remember meiz is that guy

jugdish said...

i had your back on that one

BLUE said...

reverse double dragon

jugdish said...

Do you wanna do karate in the garage??

BLUE said...

only if it's cobra kai karate

BLUE said...

phil's got the long sleeve's on today

jugdish said...

6 more weeks of winter?

BLUE said...

yep

El Padrino said...

i want these motherfucking heads off this motherfucking plane

Meiz said...

By the by, I like the Katy Perry

El Padrino said...

her tits can cure cancer

El Padrino said...

on a scale of 1 - 10 they are awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

"on a scale of 1 - 10 they are awesome"

you think you look as good a katy's tits?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Police say a South African man who wanted to watch a World Cup match instead of a religious program was beaten to death by his family in the northeastern part of the country."

his wife and 2 kids, WFT

El Padrino said...

"you think you look as good a katy's tits?"

no

Spaceman Spiff said...

you should re-rate yourself then

Spaceman Spiff said...

phil jackson era over tonight after the loss

BLUE said...

he is just below awesome

BLUE said...

there is 10

EP - Awesome

KP tits - Awesome

Kathy Ireland nude -awesome

BLUE said...

"phil jackson era over tonight after the loss"

maybe he'll go coach the cavs

BLUE said...

if lakers lose, that makes kobe 4-3 in the finals...that's not jordanesque

BLUE said...

USA

Meiz said...

Really not happy about not getting to watch the open

El Padrino said...

mc donald's for lunch

fuck it

H said...

It's funny because when we discussed joking about going to Atlanta, we knew that EP and Steve would change their tunes and be much more interedted in going. Who knew old man Packer would be hooked as well.

H said...

"phil jackson era over tonight after the loss"

work, work, work. the xinj is strong with this one.

El Padrino said...

my tune changed?

El Padrino said...

i knew the atlanta thing made no sense

Steve said...

"Kathy Ireland nude -awesome"


did i miss something? when has Kathy been nude?

tell me damit!!! tell me now!!

tem said...

it made perfect sense

Steve said...

"It's funny because when we discussed joking about going to Atlanta, we knew that EP and Steve would change their tunes and be much more interedted in going."


yes, i was more interested because there would be a WOMAN there.

guilty

tem said...

kathy has never been photgraphed nude. well pics of such an event have never made it public.

maybe her hubby has some.

Keef said...

"The Brewers get fucking ripped off by having to play the Twins 6 times a year & the Cardinals get to play the Royals 6 time a year. Bullshit."


Yeah, that's why they won't be making the playoffs

tem said...

"yes, i was more interested because there would be a WOMAN there."

chicago has no women?

tem said...

"Yeah, that's why they won't be making the playoffs"

keith's on board!

BLUE said...

28/40

El Padrino said...

interleague play sucks.

BLUE said...

"did i miss something? when has Kathy been nude?"

she's nude everyday

it's the highest level of awesome

BLUE said...

blooger sucks

BLUE said...

phil just hit the ball into the ocean (ns)

Keef said...

"work, work, work. the xinj is strong with this one."


Not sure what you're referencing


s

Keef said...

"i knew the atlanta thing made no sense"


Your* a bigger liar than mize

ns

H said...

"Not sure what you're referencing


s"

Funny

H said...

"Your* a bigger liar than mize

ns"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

I was gonna place odds on who beth would hook up with first, too

ns

Steve said...

"I was gonna place odds on who beth would hook up with first, too"


i was gonna get a bunch of tequilia in her and see we could talk her into flashing her boobs.

tem said...

she'll flash them for a smile and proof of a passed bar exam.

H said...

"I was gonna place odds on who beth would hook up with first, too

ns"

"i was gonna get a bunch of tequilia in her and see we could talk her into flashing her boobs."

And we wonder why she wouldn't really consider going to Chicago or anywhere else...

BLUE said...

"i was gonna get a bunch of tequilia in her and see we could talk her into flashing her boobs."

i'd have just had sex with her

Keef said...

24/40 on blue's quiz

tem said...

49/40

BLUE said...

"49/40"

now you're just showing off

Keef said...

White bronco chase 16 years ago today

BLUE said...

that means there are girls that steve is dating that weren't alive when the bronco chase took place.

Keef said...

ha

Beth said...

"And we wonder why she wouldn't really consider going to Chicago or anywhere else..."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

s

Steve said...

"she'll flash them for a smile and proof of a passed bar exam."


hilarity

Keef said...

I was going into my sr year in hike school. cmk was going into 5th grade. gross

Keef said...

I don't like looking at it that way

BLUE said...

i had just graduated

Meiz said...

I'm enjoying the Dubya on facebook era

H said...

"I was going into my sr year in hike school. cmk was going into 5th grade. gross"

Fuckin craddle robber... S

Beth said...

"she'll flash them for a smile and proof of a passed bar exam."

And the above is just ridiculous and insulting by the way.

No smile is needed.

H said...

Craddle IHISIIRL

H said...

"And the above is just ridiculous and insulting by the way.

No smile is needed."

Not unfunny

Keef said...

I boat* a powerball ticket yesterday. Got 2 numbers right and was off by 1 on 3 other numbers. Goddman

BLUE said...

keith almost won

Meiz said...

Boneless chicken thighs slow-cooked on the stove in a cornucopia of seasonings and hot sauce.

Keef said...

"Boneless chicken thighs slow-cooked on the stove in a cornucopia of seasonings and hot sauce."

Whose house are you at?

Keef said...

Mass. Dad Hunted After Wife, Kids Found Dead


O:FB

H said...

"Boneless chicken thighs slow-cooked on the stove in a cornucopia of seasonings and hot sauce."

Some chili would be great with that

Meiz said...

My own. I don't need room to do this. Just chuck it all in a skillet.

H said...

"Mass. Dad Hunted After Wife, Kids Found Dead


O:FB"

Little harsh, no?

Meiz said...

"mc donald's for lunch"


How's that six pack?

Keef said...

"My own. I don't need room to do this. Just chuck it all in a skillet."

As opposed to breaking out a full set of cookware to make chili?

Keef said...

"Little harsh, no?"

No, fuck Boston

Keef said...

"How's that six pack?"



I can see 2 of them now

/LP

H said...

Full story

H said...

"No, fuck Boston"

Yea, cuz your home town was so great that you moved far away from it.

Keef said...

Always gotta watch out for people named Mortimer

Meiz said...

"As opposed to breaking out a full set of cookware to make chili?"

Chili requires counter space for chopping, a skillet for browning meat, and a pot to cook it all in. No room for all of that.

Keef said...

"Yea, cuz your home town was so great that you moved far away from it."

Ohio is not the best, by far. But it's better than Boston

Keef said...

"Chili requires counter space for chopping, a skillet for browning meat, and a pot to cook it all in. No room for all of that."


OK Woemeril

jugdish said...

Always gotta watch out for people named Mortimer



Mortimer...we're back!

/Randolph

Meiz said...

"I was gonna place odds on who beth would hook up with first, too"


Jug 1:1

jugdish said...

OK Woemeril



funny

jugdish said...

OK Woemeril


Woelfgang Puck

Meiz said...

"OK Woemeril"


You're projecting again.

jugdish said...

Jug 1:1



suite

El Padrino said...

"Your* a bigger liar than mize

ns"


i'm pretty sure i questioned it and may have even said, that makes no sense

i'm not sayin i didnt believe it was actually changed, i believe it was atlanta, just thought, silly

El Padrino said...

as

El Padrino said...

i'm the realest dog on here

Meiz said...

"I was going into my sr year in hike school. cmk was going into 5th grade. gross"


I told you ages ago that you were nasty.

El Padrino said...

"Chili requires counter space for chopping, a skillet for browning meat, and a pot to cook it all in. No room for all of that."

and i'm a bigger liar that meiz


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keef said...

"Jug 1:1"


Yeah he would of* been the favorite, followed by tem

jugdish said...

"I was going into my sr year in hike school. cmk was going into 5th grade. got some weird looks at prom"


fixed

Meiz said...

"i'm the realest dog on here"


Kod disagrees

El Padrino said...

"I was going into my sr year in hike school. cmk was going into 5th grade. gross"

wow

dateline is on line 1 keef

jugdish said...

Yeah he would of* been the favorite, followed by tem



IN YOU FACE steve!

Keef said...

"i'm pretty sure i questioned it and may have even said, that makes no sense"

You said Chicago > than Atlanta. You didn't question it

Keef said...

"I told you ages ago that you were nasty."


It's not bad now

El Padrino said...

"How's that six pack?"

when i flex i can see 3 now

harder than i thought

i'm blessed with metabolism and although it's slowed down some it still keeps me within a workable range

dont be jealous

Keef said...

"wow

dateline is on line 1 keef"


She's legal

Keef said...

"when i flex i can see 3 now"


So can probably 75% of the world

El Padrino said...

"I was gonna place odds on who beth would hook up with first, too

ns"

and they were?

El Padrino said...

She's legal

always?

Keef said...

hell, rev can probably see 1 when he flexes

jugdish said...

hell, rev can probably see 1 when he flexes


bad mental image

Keef said...

"always?"

My comment wasn't "I dated cmk when I was a senior and she was in 5th grade

El Padrino said...

harder than i thought

TWSS

El Padrino said...

"My comment wasn't "I dated cmk when I was a senior and she was in 5th grade"


i know, i can read, contrary to popular belief

what about when she was a senior in hike school

i dont memorize when some as. on a blog started dating his current wife

El Padrino said...

"hell, rev can probably see 1 when he flexes"

i'll put 1,000,000,000,000,000 on that he cant

Keef said...

"and they were?"


jug 2:1
tem 5:1`
kod 10:1
aitch 10:1
steve 20:1
TP 25:1
mize 40:1
freak 100:1

Meiz said...

"So can probably 75% of the world"

Yeah, even I can see the outline and the line down the middle of my "abs" when I flex them.

Keef said...

"what about when she was a senior in hike school"


she was 20

Keef said...

When I suck in my stomach it doesn't look as big as when it's not sucked in

ns

Meiz said...

When I suck in my stomach it doesn't look as big as when it's not sucked in

ns


/Beth

H said...

Even money with Kod. I can live with that.

tem said...

"She's legal"

hell 5th graders can buy beer legally in wava.

tem said...

theoretically they are old enough to run for president.

El Padrino said...

When I suck in my stomach it doesn't look as big as when it's not sucked in

ns

science

tem said...

"i dont memorize when some as. on a blog started dating his current wife"

she was like 23 and he was her first.

Keef said...

"hell 5th graders can buy beer legally in wava."

funny

jugdish said...

Even money with Kod. I can live with that.



yeah...he's a lawyer

tem said...

"i'll put 1,000,000,000,000,000 on that he cant"

i'll need -160 odds on this.

El Padrino said...

jug 2:1
tem 5:1`
kod 10:1
aitch 10:1
steve 20:1
TP 25:1
mize 40:1
freak 100:1

jugromeo

Meiz said...

"she was like 23 and he was her first."


Jugvorce.




Sorry, I couldn't resist.

jugdish said...

Sorry, I couldn't resist. Plus I love being right about that shit.

fixed

tem said...

she'll be in her prime when she is a FA.


he'll be an aging vet. no well played.


wadr

tem said...

kid was a good plan to lock it up longer term and to help avoid the FA stage.

El Padrino said...

"Initial claims for jobless benefits rose by 12,000 to a seasonally adjusted 472,000, the Labor Department said Thursday. It was the highest level in a month and overshadowed a report that showed consumer prices remain essentially flat."


awful #, short the S&P now

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