Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Tem sucks






::borat voice:: NOT!

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TheBethWhite said...

Dammit tem, see what we are subjected to now with EP's post????

Steve said...

this is bullshit

Todd Packer said...

nice post, freak

El Padrino said...

OH YEA!

El Padrino said...

EAT IT

El Padrino said...

OHIO SUCKS

Meiz said...

"call me mint jelly....cause I'm on the lamb"


brilliant

Meiz said...

One of the local sports talk radio guys here is honeymooning in.....Cleveland




Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

El Padrino said...

that is funny

Keef said...

CLEVELAND?

El Padrino said...

maybe they loved the tourist video

Meiz said...

I shit you not.



"@1250dougrussell College FB HoF yest, R&R HoF today, Indians tix tonight, NFL HoF tomorrow, Pirtates tix Thursday. The NCAA HoChamps Sat. #BestHoneymoonEver"

Keef said...

Maybe they went to Put-In Bay

Keef said...

LP would like to Put-In Bay

Keef said...

that was too far

Keef said...

twss

Keef said...

penalty kicks

Meiz said...

Fuckin Paraguay

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef name/pic

my 2 faves

El Padrino said...

"@1250dougrussell College FB HoF yest, R&R HoF today, Indians tix tonight, NFL HoF tomorrow, Pirtates tix Thursday. The NCAA HoChamps Sat. #BestHoneymoonEver"

he married a lesbian?

my 2 faves said...

family guy like, i do

El Padrino said...

there is some new book with even more great dykstra stories out

Spaceman Spiff said...

megan fox got married

El Padrino said...

yeah to david

El Padrino said...

he has to deal with that thumb on a daily basis now, good luck

El Padrino said...

who wants to bet Lebron signs with the Knicks?

standard bet

Spaceman Spiff said...

im in

Spaceman Spiff said...

lebron signs with knicks - EP wins

lebron signs with any other team - spiff wins

3 days

done

jugdish said...

if what lebron says is true, that its all about winning championships and great pizza, then chicago is the only place for him to go

El Padrino said...

"if what lebron says is true, that its all about winning championships and great pizza, then chicago is the only place for him to go"

and if they dont win next year the team will be a disaster, makey no sensey

El Padrino said...

lebron signs with knicks - EP wins

lebron signs with any other team - spiff wins

3 days

done

and done,

even though i should get odds since i can only win one way you can technically win multiple ways

my 2 faves said...

"who wants to bet Lebron signs with the Knicks?

standard bet"


I DO

Spaceman Spiff said...

"even though i should get odds since i can only win one way you can technically win multiple ways"

here we go

you came up with the bet

my 2 faves said...

I'll just take the Bulls, though. You get the Knicks, I get Chicago, any other team and the bet is void

my 2 faves said...

"here we go

you came up with the bet"


you shouldn't be SOS, spiff

jugdish said...

and if they dont win next year the team will be a disaster, makey no sensey


he'll have a better chance at multiple titles in chicago than new york

BLUE said...

lebron is going to stay in cleveland

BLUE said...

"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot."

Alpha Mike Foxtrot

BLUE said...

"he'll have a better chance at multiple titles in chicago than new york"

not true..NY has 2 baseball teams, 2 hockey teams and 2 football teams.

since the cubs don't win championships, chicago has one of each.

my 2 faves said...

Brian Shaw named coach of Cavs

BLUE said...

kobe wants traded

El Padrino said...

"he'll have a better chance at multiple titles in chicago than new york"

negative

bulls will be over the cap in 2011 knicks will have eddy curry's 11.2 off plus sign and trade value on 2 players of their choice

the sweepstakes is not about just 2010 season, it's about the long haul

if he signed with the bulls he'd only have a year, potentially, with rose, deng, joke and the other guy i cant remember

my 2 faves said...

48/48

BLUE said...

cedric benson is "likes to fight" guy

El Padrino said...

spiff i'll take the bet and keef i'll take yours asswell*

BLUE said...

maybe it has something to do with wearing orange and black stripes...makes your head go crazy or something

my 2 faves said...

"bulls will be over the cap in 2011 knicks will have eddy curry's 11.2 off plus sign and trade value on 2 players of their choice"


So they aren't allowed to go over the cap now?

El Padrino said...

you guys are forgetting he can make more money in ny than anywhere else .

. = period

BLUE said...

"if he signed with the bulls he'd only have a year, potentially, with rose, deng, joke and the other guy i cant remember"

deng is being traded for Bosh

Meiz said...

LeBron is not signing with the Knicks

BLUE said...

"you guys are forgetting he can make more money in ny than anywhere else "

not true, he can make more in cleveland

my 2 faves said...

"you guys are forgetting he can make more money in ny than anywhere else .

. = period"


We've had this discussion. If it was 1950, he could make more in NY.

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

LeBron's coming to Sota; talked with him last night about it....turns out he's a huuuuuge Darko fan. Who knew?

El Padrino said...

"So they aren't allowed to go over the cap now?"

i dont think so tim
(but i could be wrong)

where's tyler

jugdish said...

We've had this discussion. If it was 1950, he could make more in NY.


^^^^^^

BLUE said...

"So they aren't allowed to go over the cap now?"

technically you can only go over the cap through a trade or by re-signing one of your own free-agents.

so, EP is right...it would be tough for chicago to manuever once they had Bosh, Lebron, Rose, Joakim Noah, and all the rest of their current team. But they could keep those guys.

El Padrino said...

"not true, he can make more in cleveland"

"We've had this discussion. If it was 1950, he could make more in NY."


MSG stock.

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

MSG stock.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


yep, he'd make more in NY based on that (ns)

El Padrino said...

does clev./chic/miami teams own a network?

my 2 faves said...

"i dont think so tim
(but i could be wrong)"


They have a soft cap so teams can re-sign their own players. So the Bulls could re-sign the guys you mentioned

El Padrino said...

"yep, he'd make more in NY based on that (ns)"

finally some sense

sometimes i feel like steve explaining to people that he knows what love is








DOUBLE DRAGON OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!!

El Padrino said...

They have a soft cap

twss

Spaceman Spiff said...

i hope lebron does sign with knicks so he can lose for a few more years

jugdish said...

MSG stock.



he is not hurting for money...he isn't going to sign with the knicks because of msg stock. he'll get marketing deals where ever he goes.

El Padrino said...

"he is not hurting for money...he isn't going to sign with the knicks because of msg stock. he'll get marketing deals where ever he goes."

if you can make 150MM or 300MM which would you choose?

my 2 faves said...

I heard that LeBron is probably gonig to get a max contract no matter where he goes

my 2 faves said...

going*

jugdish said...

if you can make 150MM or 300MM which would you choose?



that's the difference? what are you basing that number on?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"he is not hurting for money..."

he wants to be a billionaire, so fucking bad

my 2 faves said...

"that's the difference? what are you basing that number on?"

-160

jugdish said...

and can he just get thrown all that MSG stock? is there rules against that? just curious

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"if you can make 150MM or 300MM which would you choose?"


plus, it would be very cool to basically single-handedly raise the price of the stock you own.

my 2 faves said...

LP's heartbrake* is going to be even bigger than I thought

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"and can he just get thrown all that MSG stock? is there rules against that? just curious"


-I don't see how it would be any different than executives for public companies getting paid in stock

jugdish said...

lebron will be the next patrick chewing

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

that's it...I'm going public



shares of Kod Inc. starting at .001 cents


want to draft my articles of incorporation, EP? I'll give you 10 shares

jugdish said...

-I don't see how it would be any different than executives for public companies getting paid in stock



me neither, but im assuming the league has some rules in place as far as what teams can offer players to keep the competitve balance so to speak

my 2 faves said...

"lebron will be the next patrick chewing"


^^^^^^

my 2 faves said...

" but im assuming the league has some rules in place as far as what teams can offer players to keep the competitve balance so to speak"


That^. Otherwise, what good is the salary cap

my 2 faves said...

They can pay him in IOUs

jugdish said...

Donnie Walsh: LeBron, we prepared to offer you all the free coffe you and drink, PLUS...

LeBron: I'LL TAKE IT!!!

jugdish said...

They can pay him in IOUs



hilarity

my 2 faves said...

"all the free coffe you and drink,"


ymsoab

Meiz said...

Fuck

my 2 faves said...

Lebron will sign with the Nets and LP will say "SEE!!! I told yous guys he would end up in NY"

jugdish said...

i think the knicks sucking is good for the NBA and stern doesn't want to see them be competitve again

my 2 faves said...

Then LP will be all "Knicks who?"

Meiz said...

"i think the knicks sucking is good for the NBA and stern doesn't want to see them be competitve again"


Stern's a Knicks fan.

ns

jugdish said...

its just a front

El Padrino said...

good stuff, i woke up LOV

my 2 faves said...

LP only likes the knicks because he can sing about them and have a word that rhymes with dicks

BLUE said...

you assume that MSG's stock will actually increase

El Padrino said...

it's not illegal, that's like saying i can't buy stock of the company i work for

now, i wouldnt have the same positive effect on my stock than Lebron would have on MSG stock but the principle is the same

TheBethWhite said...

"shares of Kod Inc. starting at .001 cents"

Cool, put me down for 1,000 shares. For a buck I get to own part of an attorney.

El Padrino said...

what would be illegal if lebron and friends bought the stock knowing he was going to sign, that's insider information

my 2 faves said...

I remember in the mid 90s, MJ was a free agent and there was all this talk about where he would go and he ended up re-signing. Then 4 or 5 years ago they said Kobe was going to leave the Lakers and he re-signed. So that means LeBron is going to stay in Cleveland (s)

BLUE said...

and he has to invest his money in said stock.

and what's the first thing that you learn in investing 101, don't put all your eggs in one basket.

no investment banker would ever suggest that you frontload your investments in the company that you work for. because if that company goes to shit, not only do you lose your job, but all your money

El Padrino said...

"you assume that MSG's stock will actually increase"

of course it will

assume, shit I know

stop it

my 2 faves said...

"it's not illegal, that's like saying i can't buy stock of the company i work for"

So LeBron will go to Chicago and he can buy shares of MSG

jugdish said...

So LeBron will go to Chicago and he can buy shares of MSG



MSG wouldn't allow it. shit, I wouldn't allow it!

/Lp

El Padrino said...

players association regulates it, he cant buy a certain % but he can buy enough to make a huge profit

not to mention owning part of a network and being a conglomerate before the age of retirement

also cablevision which owns multiple companies

El Padrino said...

So LeBron will go to Chicago and he can short shares of MSG

*ficced

jugdish said...

of course it will

assume, shit I know

stop it

MSG, MSG, MSG!!!!


fixed

my 2 faves said...

LP
For comedy's sake, can you please record your reaction when you see where LeBron signs?

Thanks and regards


/LOV

Todd Packer said...

"i think the knicks sucking is good for the NBA and stern doesn't want to see them be competitve again"

stop it

El Padrino said...

like meiz said, stern is a knick fan

see, 1985 draft

BLUE said...

not sure why you think that lebron playing for the knicks will double the MSG value?

if that was the case guys would be loading up on it right now...

BLUE said...

smart guys

and then they'd sell if he didn't go there...no risk, all reward

truth is, he won't get mSG or cablevision into any more homes, it's not like signing lebron gets them access to the Texas market.

Todd Packer said...

lebron is going to play soccer next season

TheBethWhite said...

Lebron's a grass fairy?

El Padrino said...

"not sure why you think that lebron playing for the knicks will double the MSG value?"

he's playing for the Rangers too

El Padrino said...

i hate the Rangers

/tp

El Padrino said...

"truth is, he won't get mSG or cablevision into any more homes"

ratings on MSG for Knick games will rise if Bron-Bron becomes a Knick

which will allow them to raise their ad rates and make more money

El Padrino said...

"cablevision into any more homes, it's not like signing lebron gets them access to the Texas market."


and folks that dont get MSG because they dont have Cablevision (like me) will switch once bron signs

so yes he will, locally, dont know what you mean when you say "texas"

El Padrino said...

if i had play money i'd buy MSG right now, at the very least i'd buy some leap calls

El Padrino said...

maybe people are doing that and the price of stock has a built in lebron factor, meaning maybe the stock wont double

i can agree with that but over time, as the knicks get back onto the national stage it will certainly grow expotentially

jugdish said...

so yes he will, locally, dont know what you mean when you say "texas"


i won't switch

Meiz said...

"lebron is going to play soccer next season"


He has an offer from Inter Milan



s

jugdish said...

as the knicks get back onto the national stage


maybe for now they can play the Washington Generals for a year or two to help build their confidence

Spaceman Spiff said...

soccer cleavage

El Padrino said...

milky

El Padrino said...

nets traded YI to wizzzz

El Padrino said...

::knocking on wood:: but if the Mets trade for Lee AND end up with bron my dick will literally explode

El Padrino said...

Palanco and Utley to DL

O:FP gaining steam

btw Palanco is your 2010 NL All-Star at 3B as of right now

Meiz said...

"@chadfordinsider My odds on landing LeBron: Bulls 40%, Cavs 25%, Heat 20%, Nets 10%, Knicks 4%, Clippers 1%"



FACE

El Padrino said...

hahahahah

let the media keep playing it down, that's fine, in fact they are probably doing it for a reason

also, if he doesnt sign with ny he's staying home

Meiz said...

My sister is making shirts for people to promote my twitter account. Hilarity.

El Padrino said...

there is no other attractive city to be king of other than NY, the only other comfort is being "home"


see: Mauer, Joe

BLUE said...

"so yes he will, locally, dont know what you mean when you say "texas""

that's the idea of all these ncaa conferences, more TV markets = more $$$

BLUE said...

"maybe people are doing that and the price of stock has a built in lebron factor, meaning maybe the stock wont double"

it's at 19, it's been between 16 and 23 over the last year.

BLUE said...

"there is no other attractive city to be king of other than NY, the only other comfort is being "home""

except he would only be king if he won.

BLUE said...

see rodriguez, alex.

BLUE said...

or cone, david

BLUE said...

at least in NY we know he won't throw any no hitters

El Padrino said...

"that's the idea of all these ncaa conferences, more TV markets = more $$$"

so local affiliates can gain, TNT, NBC game of the week....

"it's at 19, it's been between 16 and 23 over the last year."

yes i know that

"except he would only be king if he won."

of course, define winning though obviously the ultimate is a title, but a successful Knick franchise would churn out alot of money regardless of a 'ship or not

El Padrino said...

Rosenthal hates the mets

El Padrino said...

lil faggot

Spaceman Spiff said...

"::knocking on wood:: "

ISWYDT

my 2 faves said...

"expotentially"



ymsoab

BLUE said...

"of course, define winning though obviously the ultimate is a title, but a successful Knick franchise would churn out alot of money regardless of a 'ship or not"

he's not going to new york..

he doesn't like d'antonio's mustache

my 2 faves said...

"there is no other attractive city to be king of other than NY"


This comment here is a prime example of why I can't stand new york

El Padrino said...

"This comment here is a prime example of why I can't stand new york"

sounds like jealousy, it's fact though, dont shoot the messenger, i didn't create nyc i just live here

no one wants to be king of pheonix or cbus, ohio

wadr

El Padrino said...

"he doesn't like d'antonio's mustache"

or Brian Shaw sad face

my 2 faves said...

"sounds like jealousy"

NOT

my 2 faves said...

"Palanco and Utley to DL"

Fuck. I've got Heyward & Utley in my $ lineup for the week

my 2 faves said...

"it's fact though, dont shoot the messenger, i didn't create nyc i just live here"


Is it fact because you keep telling us that it is? The more you tell us about it, the more it seems you're just trying to convince yourself that it's true


see: Rose, Pete

El Padrino said...

"Is it fact because you keep telling us that it is? The more you tell us about it, the more it seems you're just trying to convince yourself that it's true"

it's fact because it's true

El Padrino said...

How successful was Rex Ryan's 2009 season? He's scored a book deal after his very first year as an NFL head coach. The book, to be written with Don Yaeger, will be a mix of an autobiography and insight into his leadership style, so between this and the upcoming season of Hard Knocks, you'll be learning quite a bit about the Jets' coach in the coming months.

El Padrino said...

you guys hear about the Polish terrorist who tried to blow up a car?


he burned his lips on the exhaust pipe



OH!

my 2 faves said...

"it's fact because it's true"

Good argument


s

my 2 faves said...

If it's so grate*, then why do people leave?

ns

my 2 faves said...

"no one wants to be king of pheonix or cbus, ohio

wadr"

That was never in question. I like those places but they're not for everyone. You're saying that NY is for everyone, which is BS

my 2 faves said...

These aren't as. comments either. This is all NS

El Padrino said...

coco's ass is crazy large

El Padrino said...

"You're saying that NY is for everyone, which is BS"

no i didnt

nyc is NOT for everyone, i said it's for people that want to be King of something

jugdish said...

lebron is really worried about his royalty.

the whole "King james" bs will lose its luster if he doesn't win anything, which is very likely in NYC.unless he wants to be the king of msg

El Padrino said...

"If it's so grate*, then why do people leave?

ns"

i think we covered this, more than once

it's not for everyone, some people leave to retire, some people leave because they simply can't make it (sue U2 song), some people leave because of family or yob*, some people leave because they grow tired of the cost of living or the population

but somehow more poeple end up staying more than anywhere else and it's viewed upon as the greatest city in the world not just america

cuz you dont think it is doesnt mean you should hate it

El Padrino said...

hate the people not the city

El Padrino said...

hate me, dont hate nyc

my 2 faves said...

i hate you

my 2 faves said...

s

my 2 faves said...

"cuz you dont think it is doesnt mean you should hate it"


Just because you think it is doesn't mean other places aren't grate*

El Padrino said...

people love kelly brook and i am one of them but perfect body?

she's got a big ass too, not coco big but it's bigger than most

jugdish said...

crocodile dundee liked it

El Padrino said...

Just because you think it is doesn't mean other places aren't grate*

here we go

never said that, just said it's the greatest

chicago for example, IS great in my opinion, but not greater than nyc

my 2 faves said...

"never said that, just said it's the greatest

chicago for example, IS great in my opinion, but not greater than nyc"


Prime Time

my 2 faves said...

"vegas is [the best city on earth], hands down." - El Padrino

El Padrino said...

out of context as i recall

jugdish said...

chicago for example, IS great in my opinion, but not greater than nyc


im not sure how offical these rating systems are

El Padrino said...

i dont want to talk about this stuff anymore i'm sure it makes me look like a douche

El Padrino said...

fucking russian spies

El Padrino said...

keef, Recovery is awesome

ns

El Padrino said...

George Shea, president of Major League Eating released a statement on the Major League Eating website stating, "Takeru Kobayashi is currently not scheduled to compete in the 2010 Nathan's Famous July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest. In recent weeks, Major League Eating has sought to arrive at an agreement with Kobayashi, but contract negotiations have reached an impasse. MLE remains hopeful that Kobayashi, who won the contest from 2001-2006, will decide to compete this July 4th in Coney Island, when Joey Chestnut will seek his fourth consecutive title."

Steve said...

ahem -- KB beats the hell out of KK

just a complete domination.

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

hey aitch


congrats on the WC win today; Japan ain't no joke

Spaceman Spiff said...

at least i can still root for brazil

they speak portuguese you fuck


/H

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

portugal? I thought H's family was from Paraguay

Spaceman Spiff said...

"congrats on the WC win today; Japan ain't no joke"

he was going for portugal, not paraguay

Meiz said...

"keef, Recovery is awesome"


Cue Mize up

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

Portugal, eh?

Living it up down old South America way, I see.

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

"he was going for portugal, not paraguay"

I know, I just like messing with Aitch (ns)

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Celtics LOL said...

eh, whatever. They got outplayed and lost. At least I can still root for Portugal."


"I'm Portuguese, fucktard."


i messed up the fucktard part

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I know, I just like messing with Aitch (ns)"

got me instead, goddman

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

Pretty sure Aitch said his dad is FOB Portuguese

Spaceman Spiff said...

paraguay starts with a P, fuck it, i'm in

/H

Can a brother get 4 mo? said...

hilarity

jugdish said...

O:FB continues

Meiz said...

Suite

my 2 faves said...

"keef, Recovery is awesome"


what's that?

El Padrino said...

Eminem new joint

my 2 faves said...

was it aitch that said they don't speak portuguese in brazil when we were talking about his dad being form there, or was it someone else? I know someone said it

my 2 faves said...

"Eminem new joint"

Oh, right. Haven't heard the whole thing, just a couple tracks that were officially leaked

my 2 faves said...

I gotta limewire that shit

my 2 faves said...

spiff
What's a decent ISP to get that doesn't cost $50/mo like Cox or Qwuest?

my 2 faves said...

bosslady sends an email to our team:
"Hey team. If you can get a big display of Beam products up before the end of the month, you can get the company's sweet tix to a dbacks game"



suite*

Meiz said...

"What's a decent ISP to get that doesn't cost $50/mo like Cox or Qwuest?"


Nobody

my 2 faves said...

I'll defer to spiff's upcoming answer

BLUE said...

"spiff
What's a decent ISP to get that doesn't cost $50/mo like Cox or Qwuest?"

get the highspeed for $50, cut your phone and get magicjack (ns)

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff
What's a decent ISP to get that doesn't cost $50/mo like Cox or Qwuest?"

time warner roadrunner?

BLUE said...

in the end you get the hs internet and phone, for the same price as some shitty internet

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