Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Sit on it Potsy

I had a dream that I saw Bill Clinton in Home Depot. Not sure why he was there and he didn't have any secret service or anything around him. Maybe he was there to get supplies to help people of some devestating natural disaster in a 3rd world country. By the way, the term "3rd world country" is no longer politically correct, they are called "developing nations" now. Maybe it's because the 3rd world were countries that were not capitalists and not socialist/communists, hence the 3rd world status. Since capitalism is dead and communism is dead, maybe we're all 3rd world countries now.

Speaking of capitalism, I think it was Tem who talked about an interesting idea where Lebron could join the knicks and then buy shares of MSG basically increasing his net worth by being awesome. I took it a step further, what if he decided to buy a shitload of shares the day before he announced he was signing with the Knicks? Wouldn't there be a huge jump in the price of those shares? Although, that's pretty much the definition of insider trading, he might just be dumb enough to do that. And then we would have the Lebron in prison years...which would be nice. Either way, I'm buying some MSG stock (currently 21.01), lets just keep an eye on it.

I keep seeing the commercials for the A-team movie...and even though I know i'm probably stupid for thinking this, it might not suck. Especially if you're a fan of the A-team. Bradley Cooper is alright, and Oskar Schindler as Hannibal is pretty good. Not sure how Jessica Biel ties into the story unless they're remaking the last years of the show when it sucked.

Rockies beat the Giants, the curse of Barry Bonds lives on.

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El Padrino said...

vagina

BLUE said...

exactly

El Padrino said...

stupid bitch wife

jugdish said...

You paying?


as long as you and mize split meals

BLUE said...

i'll share a room with beth...no worries

jugdish said...

i'll share a room with beth...no worries


that's already been discussed...right H?

Beth said...

"i'll share a room with beth...no worries"

Blue you can afford to get me my own hotel floor, or at least a suite.

jugdish said...

Blue you can afford to get me my own hotel floor, or at least a sweet.


fixed

jugdish said...

in case Lp makes it to Austin

H said...

"You paying?"

EP and Steve (in unison): "How MUCH!?!?!"

H said...

"that's already been discussed...right H?"

Not unfunny... prick.

H said...

Prick?

/Ep

H said...

Beth can room with me. I'm not a lawyer, so I already know I have no chance. Therefore, I would not try anything....

H said...

Was that even remotely believable?

Beth said...

"Was that even remotely believable?"

I think the only guy on LOV I'd trust would be Meiz, since I'd be on a pedestal and all.

s

Beth said...

Of course if I did room with H, all I'd have to do was walk around topless and I'd know I was safe.

jugdish said...

you wouldn't trust rev?

tem said...

rev is very trustworthy

tem said...

i don't think it was me talking about MSG shares

jugdish said...

i still want to borrow the smock and snake and recreate that picture

El Padrino said...

Of course if I did room with H, all I'd have to do was walk around topless and I'd know I was safe.

ha

El Padrino said...

trust me beth i'm married

Beth said...

Yeah, I'd actually trust rev. And that's even ns.

Beth said...

"trust me beth i'm married"

Married with a prego wife who the doc just told you not to have sex with. Yeah, that's a trustworthy situation.

S

tem said...

meiz will spend all his time with chitown chick.

tem said...

the doc said not to cum on the baby.

sex is ok.

blowing a load on baby el pad's head not ok.

BLUE said...

i'm very trustworthy...it's true

tem said...

all accountant types are trustworthy.

jugdish said...

meiz will spend all his time with chitown chick.


from what he said we are all staying with her

jugdish said...

i am looking at plane tickets

El Padrino said...

pervert

El Padrino said...

obama please put these bp clowns into receivership

tem said...

el pad really hates planes

El Padrino said...

who is potsy

BLUE said...

beth could room with Zeke

BLUE said...

"i am looking at plane tickets"

"pervert"


his plane tickets are nude?

BLUE said...

to each his own I guess

Beth said...

"beth could room with Zeke"

That way I'll have a single at least.

El Padrino said...

i think it's a bit ironic the the pollacks couldnt decide whether or not to land that plane in that fog until the last second when they started hitting trees already

it's like a how many pollacks does it take to change a light bulb joke

tem said...

"who is potsy"


::happy days::

tem said...

"That way I'll have a single at least."

iswydt

El Padrino said...

she can plug the oil pipe

El Padrino said...

porn stars in 3d

BLUE said...

"That way I'll have a single at least."


but you'll have to suck in your stomach the whole time

tem said...

if i keep my office door shut annoying people leave me alone.

if i keep it shut it gets really hot in here.

dilemma.

El Padrino said...

shut, pants off

tem said...

you always try to get me to take my pants off.

beth always tries to get me to keep them on.

Beth said...

"beth always tries to get me to keep them on"

It's not just me, that's what the court order says also.

BLUE said...

shutting the door makes you seem angry

BLUE said...

or important

Spaceman Spiff said...

petey king pretending he's a die hard red sux fan is entertaining

tem said...

skunkpatch sucks sometimes

tem said...

most of the time

tem said...

but skunkpatch >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rick reilly

tem said...

haha serena lost.

she looked sad when she lost. i guess the tourney meant a lot to her.

too bad.

JFreak said...

ESPN, stop telling me Lakers-Celtics is the best rivalry ever.

BLUE said...

yep, it's no pacers/jazz to say the least

BLUE said...

boise state is going to get invited to the Mountain west...and they're going to tell the MWC to fuck off

BLUE said...

or they're going to accept, and then constantly bitch about not getting enough respect

Meiz said...

"meiz will spend all his time with chitown chick."


I highly doubt it. Gonna get her out one night for sure, though.

Keef said...

"obama please put these bp clowns into receivership"


Exactly. This oil is pouring too much water into the ocean

Keef said...

"I highly doubt it. Gonna get her out one night for sure, though."


mize: Want to come hang out with me and some guys I met on the internet?

cubs girl: ::plentyoffish::

El Padrino said...

11/15

jugdish said...

"obama please put these bp clowns into receivership"


not much obama can do...the right people are working on it. yeah it sucks, but what is obama supposed to do?

Keef said...

19/28

BLUE said...

bryce harper had 2 HRS a double and 8r(s)bi in his game in the JUCO world series yesterday...

BLUE said...

he should be a senior in HS

El Padrino said...

cue cat, wft was that

BLUE said...

14/15

El Padrino said...

"not much obama can do...the right people are working on it. yeah it sucks, but what is obama supposed to do?"

right people?

it's been like a month
if the right people were working on it the leak would have been plugged already

take control and utilize every brain cell this country has to offer, doesnt the army have core engineers or at the least advanced technology that might help

exhaust all options

El Padrino said...

nintendo virtual boy

hilarity

jugdish said...

right people?

it's been like a month
if the right people were working on it the leak would have been plugged already

take control and utilize every brain cell this country has to offer, doesnt the army have core engineers or at the least advanced technology that might help

exhaust all options


do you really think that there is a group out there who has the exacrt right solution and are just waiting for a call from Obama?

sometimes problems take time to fix, even with the right people on the yob.

what are they not doing that you think they should?

jugdish said...

obama is too busy taking over companies that can't take care of themselves anyways

jugdish said...

BP should have the money to handle this, and they should have the money to handle the cleanup

Keef said...

"if the right people were working on it the leak would have been plugged already"

Yeah, he needs to call that company that specializes in filling oil wells a mile below sea level. Can't remember what the name of that company is

jugdish said...

stamper drilling

Keef said...

Note to self...

Start a company that can fill holes up to 3 miles below sea level

Keef said...

Why is Obama not calling Bruce Willis & Ben Affleck

jugdish said...

they're in space

El Padrino said...

there isnt enough outrage over this is the fucking problem

i just feel like BP isnt doin the best job it can, it answers to shareholders you know, it's a profit company, it doesnt answer to the American public

if we take over the company the BP people would still do the job but the government would control the information and choose which resources are needed

jugdish said...

if we take over the company the BP people would still do the job but the government would control the information and choose which resources are needed


and when was the last time you saw something run by the government effeciently?

El Padrino said...

obama can take over the company under the Oil Pollution Act of 1990 and just keep a foot on thier neck until it's done

El Padrino said...

jug died

rip jug

jugdish said...

i think there is plenty of negative attention on this in the media...so im not sure how much outrage needs to happen for it to be enough.

im not saying this isn't a bad thing by any means, and people are working around the clock on this.

"Top...men"

jugdish said...

obama can take over the company under the Oil Pollution Act of 1990 and just keep a foot on thier neck until it's done



how is that going to improve this siutation? obama wasn't qualified to run the country when he took office, now he is qualified to direct this?

Keef said...

"jug died

rip jug"


Because he doesn't agree with your opinion?

Keef said...

"obama wasn't qualified to run the country when he took office, now he is qualified to direct this?"



AND HE'S BACK!

/LP

jugdish said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

"how is that going to improve this siutation? obama wasn't qualified to run the country when he took office, now he is qualified to direct this?"

then let's just impeach him now

El Padrino said...

"Because he doesn't agree with your opinion?"

no because he's making anit government remarks

despite thinking obama is a goddamn joke i still think they should take BP into receivership and at the least steer the PR ship for BP

tem said...

we need to send the space shuttle down there with a drilling team for sure.

even though the space shuttle would probably decompress when it hit 200 feet deep.

tem said...

they should nuke the ocean.

El Padrino said...

this is great, we have what 2 more years on this presidency?

at this rate he'll go down as the worst in American History

Jimmy Carter is stoked right now

El Padrino said...

"they should nuke the ocean."

dont laugh

this was being discussed

ns

El Padrino said...

hope nothing major happens the next two years

tem said...

"dont laugh

this was being discussed

ns"

good. we need to use our nukes. we have too many.

tem said...

some of them are old too, they might not work right anymore.

El Padrino said...

secretary of defense : Mr. President Iran has destroyed Israel and declared war on us!!

Obama : Ok. I got a noon tee time, then a fundraiser tonight for Specter then I'm taking Michelle and the kids on vacation for a few days. Oh first I'm taking Bo for a walk. And shooting some hoops with an old friend. I also have to water Michell's tomato plants.

SOD : ::shock and awe::

El Padrino said...

meeting

fuck

BLUE said...

british petroleum is not a US company....they aren't in US waters, it's int'l waters.

tem said...

" Mr. President Iran has destroyed Israel and declared war on us!!
"

that shouldn't bother him. iran is weak.

that's like cmep telling you that she stubbed her toe. you wouldn't even care.

tem said...

"british petroleum is not a US company....they aren't in US waters, it's int'l waters."

don't get caught up in the details blue.

BLUE said...

there was outrage...now it's a "can't do shit about it" attitude because that's what it is.

tem said...

its our oil because all oil is our oil.

and it is spilling onto our beaches.

and it is killing our fish.

BLUE said...

bush would have solved this problem by invading a country (ns)...so would Clinton (ns)

one that has nothing to do with this, but would distract the american people.

tem said...

"now it's a "can't do shit about it" attitude because that's what it is.
"

torpedo the sumbitch.

at least have fun with it.

tem said...

"one that has nothing to do with this, but would distract the american people."

brazil.

so we can get the olympics in 2014 or whatever year it is.

tem said...

2 birds, 1 stone.

jugdish said...

then let's just impeach him now


that's a little extreme. that remark i made about him not being qualified wasn't far off. he was a freshman senator in IL, and even had less experience than Palin...but he won so he is in

jugdish said...

no because he's making anit government remarks


i don't think my statement was anti government. i work for the government. the government is not efficient. when was the last time you've been to the DMV of social security office or anything?

BLUE said...

seriously though, what would anyone else do?

fly over top and look down at it and say "wow, that's bad, now lets go get some bbq"

BLUE said...

love it or leave it jug


/zeke

Keef said...

"no because he's making anit government remarks"

You serious, Clark?

Keef said...

"seriously though, what would anyone else do?"

If you lived in CM, you'd understand. The land where anything can be done in 24 hours or less

tem said...

"that remark i made about him not being qualified wasn't far off. he was a freshman senator in IL, and even had less experience than Palin...but he won so he is in"

george washington didn't have much experience in the US government when we hired him and he turned out OK.

Keef said...

I don't think Obamer cut down a cherry tree

tem said...

no but maybe he has wooden teef

tem said...

plan for oil:


step 1 - make gericurl popular again

step 2 - teach black people to swim

step 3 - tell black people free oil in the gulf

step 4 - sit back and watch the problem solve itself

tem said...

next

Keef said...

maybe

Keef said...

They just need to throw about 1 billion bags of that oil cleanup powder into the ocean.

jugdish said...

free oil??

/steve

tem said...

if billy mays were alive he'd have something to solve the problem.


maybe a giant sham wow from the other guy.

BLUE said...

maybe we should build a car that runs on oil and gas mixed

BLUE said...

or just on water


stupid well is pumping millions gallons of water into the ocean anyway

tem said...

the last thing the ocean needs is more water

Keef said...

hilarity

Keef said...

Taxi Driver

Beth said...

Three games against the Phillies, three games with the Braves up after the first inning (although it's only by 1 today, not by 3 like the last couple games).

I think I could get spoiled by this.

Meiz said...

"there isnt enough outrage over this is the fucking problem"


Go take a gander at how many BILLIONS of dollars they've lost since this happened. don't say there isn't enough outrage.

Keef said...

billions is just a number

Keef said...

"Three games against the Phillies, three games with the Braves up after the first inning (although it's only by 1 today, not by 3 like the last couple games).

I think I could get spoiled by this."



JINX

jugdish said...

talk to me when it gets into the brazilians

Keef said...

There was too much outrage over 9/11



s

jugdish said...

Stop the drilling! Stop the Oil!


/Lp and Jesse Spano

Meiz said...

The real question is this:

How much BP stock does EP own?

Its okay. You're in the trust tree.

Keef said...

"Stop the drilling! Stop the Oil!


/Lp and Jesse Spano"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Keef said...

"How much BP stock does EP own?"


He gives gems, so he knew to get out before the rig blew up

Meiz said...

the Brewers bullpen is only the second leakiest BP in the country




Ba dum bum

Keef said...

booooooooo

Keef said...

tem
You gonna watch your GOLF PICKS live this weekend?

Beth said...

"JINX"

Apparently so, they're tied now.

Spaceman Spiff said...

scarjo sideboob GIF

El Padrino said...

lunchtime

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz didnt take the negative effects of sundress month into account while promoting it

jugdish said...

new guy: mize, should i wear a sun dress too?

BLUE said...

new guy:

meiz, why don't you shave your legs?

Meiz said...

"meiz didnt take the negative effects of sundress month into account while promoting it"


You're doing it wrong, Spiff

BLUE said...

"You're doing it wrong, Spiff"


TWSS

Spaceman Spiff said...

hashtag from the beginning should have been #SundressMonth(NoFatChicks), thats where you guys fucked up

Meiz said...

Spiff doesn't get it

El Padrino said...

meiz did you guys set a date?

jugdish said...

you want this sundress month thing done right? let obama take it over


s

jugdish said...

meiz did you guys set a date?


mize is getting married??

BLUE said...

BP could fix the sundress problem

Meiz said...

"mize is getting married??"


Wait for the punchline

jugdish said...

Finally!

Meiz said...

I'm friggin bored

El Padrino said...

i'm watching strasburg tw pitch against the buffalo bisons, they are airing it live

BLUE said...

now that james cameron is on board...he'll fix it

BLUE said...

Re: oilspill
this guy knows

Spaceman Spiff said...

the oil spill footage is just clips from camerons new film, looks so real

Meiz said...

Somebody robbed Ron Dayne.

jugdish said...

stole his twinkee collection...bastards!

BLUE said...

did they "strong arm" him?

Keef said...

there isnt enough outrage over this sundress month is the fucking problem

Beth said...

No jinx today, the Braves just swept the Phillies.

Keef said...

"did they "strong arm" him?"

Dayne just laid down and let Strahan rob him

Keef said...

"No jinx today, the Braves just swept the Phillies."


Don't turn into rev, beth

El Padrino said...

YES !!

lobster rolls under bklyn bridge
cmep gonna be so happy

Keef said...

"lobster rolls under bklyn bridge
cmep gonna be so happy"

::crabby patty::

El Padrino said...

they were denied a permit to sell within the new park so they put up a tent outside the ice cream factory

lobster roll
butter pecan cone

repeat

jugdish said...

Don't turn into rev, beth



Shallow Hal wants a gal

El Padrino said...

i love food

Beth said...

"Don't turn into rev, beth"

Good point.

ns

Meiz said...

I should look into some schooling. I really don't want to do that.

El Padrino said...

blue i found your new receptionist

Keef said...

"I should look into some schooling. I really don't want to do that."

DO IT!

jugdish said...

I should look into some schooling. I really don't want to do that.


what kind of schooling?

Keef said...

Don't go to Culinary School until you get more space in your apt

Meiz said...

"what kind of schooling?"


Some that will help me make money

El Padrino said...

"In April 2003, the Municipal Credit Union named her its sales rep of the month. On the other hand, she says, a manager once called her into his office to ask her opinion of a photograph. The picture he called up on his computer was of his penis."

real smooth

El Padrino said...

meiz you need money for school

unless you want to take on debt, which btw shouldnt stop you from procreating, which you wouldnt do anyway

jus sayin

jugdish said...

mize...you should look into joining the air national guard, and here is why.

its free to look into. they pay you tolearn a skill, they pay for most if not all of college while you're in, you could probably still live in the burg once you're done with training.

BLUE said...

"blue i found your new receptionist"

butterface

BLUE said...

i can't get past that awful nose

/tem

BLUE said...

"its free to look into. they pay you tolearn a skill, they pay for most if not all of college while you're in, you could probably still live in the burg once you're done with training."

cons:
you could go to Iraq
you could die
you would actually have to work
no more sporcle

BLUE said...

meiz is anti-dying

jugdish said...

cons:
you could go to Iraq
- actually afghanistan, and the pay is tax free while you are there (and only while you're there Lp)
you could die
- highly unlikely
you would actually have to work
- yes
no more sporcle
- untrue

Spaceman Spiff said...

"lobster rolls under bklyn bridge
cmep gonna be so happy"

im there

did you take cmep to luke's yet

Keef said...

"meiz you need money for school

unless you want to take on debt, which btw shouldnt stop you from procreating, which you wouldnt do anyway"


1) He can get grants that don't need paid back

2) Serious question. Is taking a student loan to invest in bettering his career really any different than "investing" in real estate or the stock market?

Keef said...

"you could die
- highly unlikely"


Highly unlikely?

jugdish said...

Highly unlikely?



i won't put a percentage on it, but for the most part enlisted air force is not on the front lines unless they are security police or some kind of special forces. in addition to that, iraq has establised bases and are fairly secure, and afghanistan is getting to be that way.

El Padrino said...

"im there

did you take cmep to luke's yet"

yes, she liked the red hook lobster pound better

said they gave her more meat

i laughed and i like the conneticut style roll they make since i'm all anti-mayo and whatnot

El Padrino said...

"1) He can get grants that don't need paid back"

no he cant he's white

El Padrino said...

if meiz were russian or something than yeah he can get those grants

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea i prefer the non lobster salad type roll

El Padrino said...

"2) Serious question. Is taking a student loan to invest in bettering his career really any different than "investing" in real estate or the stock market?"

wish you didnt say serious question
cuz it cant be

tem said...

"You gonna watch your GOLF PICKS live this weekend?"

not in person.

El Padrino said...

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