Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Reno Sucks

So everyone is saying that this Strasburg kid is legit. 14Ks in a debut is ok. Now if he could only pitch against the pirates every game. Talk to me when he does this against a real team like the Mets. Lakers won last night. Derek Fisher owned the Celtics. When asked about the game, c's assistant tom thibideaux said "Frustration" (that's for jug). Bill Simmons is a douche, and I don't care if his dad has a suite mustache, he's a douche too. Apple revealed their new iphone which is the same one that everybody already knew about. Won't mean shit if they don't start offering the phone from multiple carriers. I don't understand toll roads, or maybe we should have more toll roads, i'm not a scientist so i've never done the research. I wonder how you get into the toll bridge game. I've seen a few places that could use bridges, does that mean that if I just go ahead and build one, I can charge people to use it? Obama was in a whoomp there it is video. Don't deny the facts that he's the coolest president since Jefferson. You know TJ was down with the black folk. (Obamer is at the 1:00 mark playing dominoes with his Easy-E hat on)


i'm gonna bring that phrase back into popularity. You want something from me well "whoomp there it is"

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Steve said...

didn't understand rap then...don't understand it now.

El Padrino said...

uncle tom

BLUE said...

"didn't understand rap then...don't understand it now."


you're the whitest black man in the world

BLUE said...

funny how any light skinned skinny brother now is automatically "obama"

BLUE said...

people at CU are scared shitless that they won't get the invite to the Pac-16...it all hinges on if Texas insists that Baylor go with them.

CU could end up in the mtn west, which would be awful for them.

El Padrino said...

fuck strasburg

BLUE said...

just give him a few years EP, then the mets can overpay for him right before his shoulder blows out.

El Padrino said...

just give him a few years EP, then the yankees can overpay for him right before his shoulder blows out.

Filled*

BLUE said...

truthfully, if he is really this good, he could save the nats franchise.

BLUE said...

they'll sell out that stadium everytime he pitches

El Padrino said...

it's good for baseball
but he's kerry wood part deux

El Padrino said...

this just in

Bob Costas has proposed marriage to Stephen Strasburg.

El Padrino said...

tim kurkjian squeak voice was off the sharts* last night

El Padrino said...

when he was interviewing the stras i thought he was going to stroke his face

tem said...

when he was interviewing the stras i thought he was going to gammons his face

*fixed


gammons replaces stroke in all situations. even when you don't mean stroke in the medical sense.

tem said...

tuesday softball lost to a whole team of whiskey tango.

we were up 10-0 and lost 11-10.

the other team celebrated like they had won a $25 gift card to walmart.

tem didn't play because not enough girls showed up.

tem said...

one got bit by a dog so she was out.

another banged her knee on the coffee table so she was out.

another had a baby like a month ago so she still is out.

whiskey tango girls would have all played with such injuries.

tem said...

and yes i call having a baby an injury.

El Padrino said...

if we ever hang out in nyc we should all chip in for this room

El Padrino said...

"gammons replaces stroke in all situations. even when you don't mean stroke in the medical sense."


brilliant

Beth said...

As a woman, this doesn't offend me. I actually think it's pretty amusing. Some people need to lighten up.

tem said...

jug your room is booked right?

jugdish said...

yeah its booked

jugdish said...

i thought the pronger pic was funny too. pronger didn't

El Padrino said...

it's only gonna get worse beth, nobody has a sense of humor anymore

jugdish said...

what about this room?

tem said...

"nobody has a sense of humor anymore"

^^^

BLUE said...

i have a sense of humor, it's my 6th sense

BLUE said...

i've stayed in that room EP, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Spaceman Spiff said...

john smoltz said if strasburg pitched against the yankees last night, he would have done the same thing


YS, C?

El Padrino said...

smoltz is a damn fool

Meiz said...

"what about this room?"


Classy

El Padrino said...

espn zones closing

El Padrino said...

mike lupica is gonna be pissed

El Padrino said...

ketchup will be easy today

Spaceman Spiff said...

mortal combat 7 minute teaser trailer

mortal combat: rebirth, 'realistic' approach. love mortal combat, i'll watch it

Spaceman Spiff said...

love it so much i misspelled it, its been a while

El Padrino said...

i should purchase an electric toothbrush one day

El Padrino said...

FINISH HIM

El Padrino said...

"Die Hard 5 will be titled Die Hard 24/7"

McLaine forever

Meiz said...

I still want a smoke

Spaceman Spiff said...

found out the mortal kombat clip is a pitch

BLUE said...

"espn zones closing"


they closed the one here last year...replaced with tilted kilt...advantage TK.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the one over here at downtown disney is gonna stay open

Keef said...

"it's good for baseball
but he's kerry wood part deux"


Kerry Wood had Dusty as a manager. Advantage: Strasburg

Keef said...

"mortal combat 7 minute teaser trailer"


I heard rumors about this yesterday

/mize

Keef said...

Stufft* chicken marsala at The Olive Garden last night was grate*

Steve said...

"McLaine forever"



it's McClane.


unacceptable mistake!

Meiz said...

I just remembered this-

Enjoy the Greyhound ride with your pregnant wife in September, Keith.






FACE!

Meiz said...

"Stufft* chicken marsala at The Olive Garden last night was grate*"


Nerve had marsala before. Might try it tomorrow.

JFreak said...

"Kerry Wood had Dusty as a manager. Advantage: Strasburg"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

"I just remembered this-

Enjoy the Greyhound ride with your pregnant wife in September, Keith."


I've flown with her before. This will be -160 times easier

Keef said...

The main reason we're taking the bus is because she freaks out on planes

Meiz said...

"I've flown with her before. This will be -160 times easier"


You've flown with cmk whilst she was 5 months pregnant? Holder outer.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nerve had marsala before."

jeebus. marsala and butter is phenomenal

Keef said...

"You've flown with cmk whilst she was 5 months pregnant? Holder outer."

rif

Keef said...

today's her bday. i tolt* her last night that I already gave her a present. She didn't laugh

El Padrino said...

Enjoy the Greyhound ride with your pregnant wife in September, Keith.






FACE!



hahahahhahahahahhhaaaaa

El Padrino said...

nervous nellie says flying is no good whilst pregnant

*but allowed

El Padrino said...

"today's her bday. i tolt* her last night that I already gave her a present. She didn't laugh"

should have got her a nice bottle of wine

es

Keef said...

she'll have some fish and a glass of wine on the flight

tem said...

bus fumes are bad for preggos

Meiz said...

HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN’, SOCCER FAGS?

Keef said...

"bus fumes are bad for preggos"


What about getting your head cut off?

tem said...

getting the head cut off is the only way to kill the Highlander

tem said...

but yeah getting your head cut off would also be bad for preggos

jugdish said...

she'll have some fish and a glass of wine on the flight



Excuse me ma'am, I speak jive.

jugdish said...

wall

Meiz said...

Tired

El Padrino said...

sucks

tem said...

panties

Meiz said...

Cubs broad gonna visit for the weekend soon & doesn't want to stay with the parents. Bam.

Meiz said...

"panties"


I'm calling this an i2i

jugdish said...

Cubs broad gonna visit for the weekend soon & doesn't want to stay with the parents. Bam.



if we can stay with her during the lov trip to chicago, ill cancel the reservations for the hotel room.

El Padrino said...

hope no one bought BP yesterday

tem said...

i would have but the money didn't get in soon enough.

now i am going to wait a few more days.

tem said...

i might buy shares of strasburg

El Padrino said...

fuck strasburg

tem said...

UFC talk:

i don't get why couture signed to fight toney.

tem said...

"fuck strasburg"

i say beth is the lov member most likely to do that.

then el pad.

tem said...

s on the el pad part.

Keef said...

"i don't get why couture signed to fight toney."


So he could teach him his muscle confusion workout

/LP

Keef said...

"Cubs broad gonna visit for the weekend soon & doesn't want to stay with the parents. Bam."

If you don't close the deal this time, you'll forever be known as a homo

El Padrino said...

clean the mold

chicks hate mold

El Padrino said...

i'm comfortable stating i could eat pork everyday for the rest of my life

El Padrino said...

why does tony gwynn jr suck so bad
your pops was awesome man

Keef said...

BAM

Beth said...

"i say beth is the lov member most likely to do that"

This is not untrue. Although he does kinda look like Howdy Doody.

Meiz said...

I love Natalie Gulbis

El Padrino said...

beth is horny

Keef said...

strasburg sounds like a lawyer's name

Meiz said...

"clean the mold"


There is no mold

Keef said...

Critics have complained that President Obama isn't showing enough anger over the Gulf oil disaster. Who would have ever expected some white Americans to demand that an African-American man show more rage?



CNN is funny

jugdish said...

"clean the mold"



make her a pot of chilli...success!

Keef said...

no room for that shit

Meiz said...

12oz tenderloin filet w/sauteed mushrooms or chicken marsala?

jugdish said...

12oz tenderloin filet w/sauteed mushrooms or chicken marsala?



#1 supersized, and a chocolate shake

jugdish said...

i hate thos status shuffle things on fb...

Keef said...

"12oz tenderloin filet w/sauteed mushrooms or chicken marsala?"

From where?

Keef said...

"i hate thos status shuffle things on fb..."


::Ickey Woods::

Beth said...

"beth is horny"

Meiz feels sorry for himself.
EP is short.
Blue is rich.
Steve is a ratard.
Freak lives in his mom's basement.

Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were saying obvious things. ;-)

jugdish said...

::Ickey Woods::


some people have this fb app or something that randomly posts comments that are supposed to be funny...but they are not

jugdish said...

no mushrooms mize...its a fungus and grows on shit. she will not be impressed by that

Meiz said...

"From where?"

Fox and Hounds in Hubertus

El Padrino said...

12oz tenderloin is big

you cant afford that

El Padrino said...

"some people have this fb app or something that randomly posts comments that are supposed to be funny...but they are not"

i dont want to deal with that shit

Meiz said...

"i hate thos status shuffle things on fb..."


::poker face::

Meiz said...

"you cant afford that"


Who said I was buying?

tem said...

FACE

Spaceman Spiff said...

"NBA coaching update: Nets and Avery Johnson have a verbal agreement to make Johnson new Nets coach"

russian is taking this cuban 2.0 thing too seriously

Meiz said...

Izzo to the Cavs?

El Padrino said...

no izzo stay home

El Padrino said...

the avery era is going to be phun*

tem said...

i like avery johnson.

go Nets!

tem said...

why does anythong think Izzo will be a good NBA coach?

Keef said...

Jay-Z should of* signed Izzo

tem said...

my Izzo question is a real question.

i don't get it. college coaches haven't been very succesful in the pros so why would Izzo be different?

tem said...

they should hire the uconn chick's coach. he hasn't lost in like 2 years.

Meiz said...

"my Izzo question is a real question."


Nobody has an answer for that rhetorical question.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"why does anythong think Izzo will be a good NBA coach?"

because he's never coached in the NBA, so they are not certain he will be awful.

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck eminem

/meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

irv is bitter as fuck

Meiz said...

Irv Gotti ain't shit.

Meiz said...

These are funny

El Padrino said...

Have you been iced? It's that thing that has been going around wherein you are handed a Smirnoff Ice by a "friend" and "forced" to take a knee and chug it all right there, down to the very last sickeningly sweet drop.


the fuck

Meiz said...

Stone cone

jugdish said...

no "friend" would hand me a smirnoff ice

jugdish said...

just got 5 tickets to the Bears Cowboys game on Sept 19th.

tem said...

wtg

jugdish said...

Jug's summer:

July 10 - beach house trip
July 29 - casino trip to Lake charles, La
Aug 21 - LOV Chicago trip
Sept 19 - Bears game


gotta get a river trip in there somewhere...that's it

tem said...

there is a river in chicago

El Padrino said...

now that's a good link
from now on thats how you link

Meiz said...

"there is a river in chicago"


Its got Asian carp though. Those things are pure EVIL.

jugdish said...

you probably get arrested for floating that one

Beth said...

"gotta get a river trip in there somewhere...that's it"

When's the train tracks adventure scheduled for this year?

Beth said...

"now that's a good link"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

(I'm assuming ep was referring to meiz's "stone cone" link.)

El Padrino said...

yes

El Padrino said...

rain out

Keef said...

"just got 5 tickets to the Bears Cowboys game on Sept 19th."


NFL should of* scheduled the bears at home that weekend. woe

Keef said...

Mickelson is going to win at least 1 more major this year

ns

El Padrino said...

lots of sucky ballplayers and sons

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

LP said sucky ball

tem said...

he didn't just say it

Meiz said...

A kid from my Hike Skool got drafted by the Breer's today.

Keef said...

Did coach let him play in hike school?

Keef said...

I don't like this number 3 being used as the letter E phenomenon

Meiz said...

Shut y3r fac3

Keef said...

see? it doesn't make sense

Keef said...

Maybe I'll 6o ahead and start usin6 the 6 as a G

Keef said...

actually, if we're gonna compare apples to apples, the 6 would be used as a p

tem said...

"I don't like this number 3 being used as the letter E phenomenon"

welcome to 2007.

tem said...

3 = E

7 = L

0 = O

2 = Z

4 = H

its Ub3R 733T talk

tem said...

i am rusty on it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"actually, if we're gonna compare apples to apples, the 6 would be used as a p"

both i think

you dont remember pagers?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"its Ub3R 733T talk"

707

/H

tem said...

ha

jugdish said...

When's the train tracks adventure scheduled for this year?


that would be the river trip...no bridges allowed

tem said...

peas

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice tat

artist skipped roman numerals 101

Meiz said...

I fuckin hate when twitter's broken

Meiz said...

"nice tat"


Hilarity

Meiz said...

Did anybody see that Ronny Cedeno was wearing an eye black 'stache the other day?

Friggin hilarious

kod said...

"It's been more than 14 years since guns were last fired in Utah's execution chamber. But later this month, they may sound again, reviving a debate about the death penalty and the methods used to carry it out."

I'm against the death penalty (shocking, I know), but if you are going to have it...firing squad is the quickest most painless way to go. Fuck the electric chair, gas chamber or injection....I don't get why people think the firing squad is worse than those options

Keef said...

"its Ub3R 733T talk"


The fuck is leet?

Keef said...

Doc Rivers is a whiny bitch

kod said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


so is Phil though; it has been quite the douche off

Keef said...

"so is Phil though; it has been quite the douche off"

Not totally disagreeing, but I think Phil has a plan when he makes his comments. Rivers is just a baby

kod said...

cmkod just saw the picture of that lawyer being held in Rawanda for the first time and said to me "that's exactly what you're going to look like when you're 60."

I told her that sideways shady agrees, and got an

::eminem::

kod said...

"Not totally disagreeing, but I think Phil has a plan when he makes his comments. Rivers is just a baby"

-I think that Doc thinks he has a plan, and that he thinks he's Phil-esque....but his plan sucks, and he's no Phil. Oh, and yeah, he is a baby too.

Keef said...

"-I think that Doc thinks he has a plan, and that he thinks he's Phil-esque....but his plan sucks, and he's no Phil. Oh, and yeah, he is a baby too."

touche

Keef said...

"cmkod just saw the picture of that lawyer being held in Rawanda for the first time and said to me "that's exactly what you're going to look like when you're 60.""


Nice

Keef said...

23/25

and 4 extra

Meiz said...

I should throw out my lighters

Keef said...

"I should throw out my lighters"

How will you light your cigs then?

kod said...

"I should throw out my lighters"

quitting grass too?

Meiz said...

"quitting grass too?"

Haven't since 4/17.

H said...

What up bitches?

Keef said...

Celtics play tomorrow night

Meiz said...

It is damn near impossible to end a phone conversation with my father. Christ.

Keef said...

just hang up

Keef said...

then if he calls back, say "oh sorry, I thought we were done"

H said...

Shouldn't you be working one of your 15 yobs* Keef?

Keef said...

took tonight off

Keef said...

Shouldn't you be woeing about your job?

Keef said...

I'm SAS to see that Cincy is still tied for first. They're suckt* for the last 2 weeks

Keef said...

JINX

H said...

"Shouldn't you be woeing about your job?"

Nah, easy night tonight.

H said...

Keef you should come to ChiTown with us.

Keef said...

"Keef you should come to ChiTown with us."

Would like to but 0 chance of that happening.

H said...

$$$ or wife won't allow?

Keef said...

We're going to Chicago like a month later

Meiz said...

"$$$ or wife won't allow?"


Jeebus, LP.

Keef said...

ha

H said...

"Jeebus, LP."

What?

Keef said...

I was going to be nice

H said...

"We're going to Chicago like a month later"

I knew this.

H said...

Remember, we discussed the possibility of setting up for that weekend but Keef said he wouldn't be able to hang anyways.

H said...

but I didn't remember if that was the specific reason he couldn't go. Sue me.

Keef said...

"Remember, we discussed the possibility of setting up for that weekend but Keef said he wouldn't be able to hang anyways."

yes

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