Thursday, June 03, 2010

Frank Drebin

New Tosh.0 was hilarity tonight. The Larping guy on the web redemption kind of looked like aitch. His standup on comedy central is pretty good too...check it out.

I don't want to deal with that shit.

LeBron watch: He's still on the Cavs. I have a bad feeling that this NBA off season is going to be months of hype with very little movement. Sports talk is almost unbearable with the constant analysis of every word LeBron says, what he should say, and what he didn't say. Mize, if you have some game tape of you playing ball in high school, you might be able to get yourself invited to that free agent summitt with LeBron and the gang.

So everyone saw the Tigers pitcher get screwed out of the perfect game. Seriously? The ump in my coed softball league could have got that call right from home plate. I feel bad for the pitcher, but props to the ump for owning up to it and apologizing. Also, add him to your death pool.

Chicago trip is the weekend of 8/21...I'll be making my flight reservations this week and looking for a good hotel. I plan on flying in on Friday afternoon and heading out Sunday. Mize...pack granola bars. So far its Mize, H, myself, with maybes being Kod, Tem, and Freak. I'm still waiting on Freak's signed permission slip.

Country music video of the week is Rich O'Toole. This guy played at the Steamboat music festival I went to back in January. He actually hung out with us in our condo and played a few acoustic songs for us...good times!

and done

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Beth said...

"I'm still waiting on Freak's signed permission slip"

Well done.

jugdish said...

at least that blown call is taking away from some of the LeBron talk.

I wasn't near a TV last night, but I got some text messages about it. Couldn't believe how bad the call was when I finally got home.

jugdish said...

is this Lp? I thought it was funny, but couldn't remember if it had been posted or not.

Beth said...

I don't think that's LP, at least I've never seen it before.

jugdish said...

that's the same dude who played Claude in along came polly

Meiz said...

Why the fuck is the new kid wearing a hoodie?

El Padrino said...

"that's the same dude who played Claude in along came polly"

zuban, lookt into my eyeball

El Padrino said...

but I got some tweets about it.

*filled

Meiz said...

No, seriously. Its fucking June. Take that fucking sweatshirt off.

El Padrino said...

freak was very upset about the call last night, i imagined him throwing the remote at the tv, knocking his HI-C juice off the snack tray and screaming NO while crying hysterically

Meiz said...

"zuban, lookt into my eyeball"


ymsoab

jugdish said...

cabrerra looked pretty happy there for a moment

jugdish said...

Galarraga was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to run out of the dugout after that call.

Meiz said...

I like that Miggy was going after Joyce. I got a kick out of that.

El Padrino said...

me too

especially because you know his english isnt exactly, good

El Padrino said...

biggest call of his life and he blew it

so much for 22 years experience

Meiz said...

New kid doesn't know what a perfect game is.

Beth, I would like to have you come up here & kick the shit out of this kid.

tem said...

video wasn't bad

tem said...

obama paid the ump to make a bad call.

now nobody cares about the oil spill.

tem said...

that's how obama rolls.

plus he is a sox fan so he fucked the tigers.

Meiz said...

"plus he is a sox fan so he fucked the tigers."


But the Tigers still won the game.

BLUE said...

i figured out the whole oil spill and why obama hasn't fixed it yet

BLUE said...

with BP having troubles it opens the door for all his islamic brothers in the middle east to make more money selling oil.

he's their puppet anyway


/zeke

BLUE said...

chick fil a coming out with a spicy chicken sandwich...blasphemy or intrigue?

tem said...

"But the Tigers still won the game."

yes, but they still clearly got fucked.

tem said...

until chik fil a opens on sundays i am not eating there

BLUE said...

get your free spicy chicken

do it

jugdish said...

until chik fil a opens on sundays i am not eating there



not me. i don't support that boycott

BLUE said...

i always want to eat there on sundays though

El Padrino said...

los told me chikfila had that sammich a long time ago

Meiz said...

Never had chik fil a


No desire

El Padrino said...

ate there once, in a mall in nj

that's the closest one anyway

El Padrino said...

i recall the waffle fries being off the hook

El Padrino said...

chicken was just chicken

tem said...

130/150

tem said...

"not me. i don't support that boycott"

you are a well known anti-american now, so i am glad you don't support it.

jugdish said...

Never had chik fil a


No desire



its good. i may buy you a sandwich in chicago, unless you're full on granola bars

BLUE said...

"ate there once, in a mall in nj

that's the closest one anyway"


NYU food court...supposedly

jugdish said...

you are a well known anti-american now, so i am glad you don't support it.


don't get me wrong, I'm outrages that they are not open on Sunday, if only because its great hangover food

jugdish said...

outraged

BLUE said...

it's the better...don't ever trip

BLUE said...

jack in the box is the best hangover/drunk food

it's been scientifically proven by NASA

Beth said...

"get your free spicy chicken"

Been there, done that. Had my free one on Tuesday already. It's good.

jugdish said...

there is always a lot of milfs there too

El Padrino said...

NYU food court...supposedly

oh right, from that article
fuck that you have to sneak in plus nyu is packed with homos

Beth said...

"Beth, I would like to have you come up here & kick the shit out of this kid."

Why me?

BLUE said...

as a matter of fact, there was a scene in the hangover where they go to JiB to get 2 tacos and a jumbo jack, but it got cut at the last minute.

jugdish said...

jack in the box is the best hangover/drunk food



ive been known to make a whataburger trip many a morning at 2:30. do you have that up there?

BLUE said...

well, ATL is the birthplace of the chicken sandwich

El Padrino said...

if you take that one inning in philly away from johans era it's 1.75

damaging

BLUE said...

no whataburger around me...but been to them in NM...good stuff, would imagine it would be good drunk food

Beth said...

"well, ATL is the birthplace of the chicken sandwich"

Yep, and they always like to make a big deal about that around here.

BLUE said...

"if you take that one inning in philly away from johans era it's 1.75"

if you take that one inning away from Ubaldo, his era would be .4

jugdish said...

shot in the nuts

tem said...

if you take the past few years away from the pirates they haven't had a losing record in like 30 years.

jugdish said...

if you take that one inning away from Jim Joyce...

El Padrino said...

"if you take that one inning away from Ubaldo, his era would be .4"

ubaldo didnt let up 9 runs in one inning or whatever it was

i know your point is we can play this game with everyone

jugdish said...

If coach would have put me in...

El Padrino said...

i was shocked how calm galaragga was, those latino players are so relaxed

El Padrino said...

funny how obama indirectly blamed the GOP for oil spill yesterday

Meiz said...

"Why me?"


Because I want a female to beat the shit out of him.

El Padrino said...

"Because I want a female to beat the shit out of him."

do it already!

Meiz said...

"oh right, from that article
fuck that you have to sneak in plus nyu is packed with homos"


You can't just walk into the union? You sure about that?

El Padrino said...

"You can't just walk into the union? You sure about that?"

i believe you need student id but i dont know and dont want to know, chickfila aint THAT good

Meiz said...

"if you take that one inning in philly away from johans era it's 1.75

damaging"


ERA is a worthless statistic

El Padrino said...

worthless is strong

El Padrino said...

another white house party

El Padrino said...

this guys is a rock star

BLUE said...

"Because I want a female to beat the shit out of him."

put on your sundress


problem solved.

i'm a problem solver.

El Padrino said...

After thanking the Library of Congress one last time, he let it rip: "After the last eight years, it's good to have a president that knows what a library is."


hahahaha very funny

NOT

dubya fucking annihilate you

jugdish said...

put on your sundress



hilarity

jugdish said...

a brewers sundress

El Padrino said...

"I'd do it again' former President Bush tells Grand Rapids crowd about waterboarding terrorists..."

in your face KOD!

jugdish said...

those poor terrorists



s

tem said...

waterboarding still sounds like something that would be fun to do out on a lake.


hey you want to go waterboarding?

sure, i usually water ski, but waterboarding sounds fun!

Beth said...

"Because I want a female to beat the shit out of him."

Then why are you asking beth?

/zeke


(RIP zeke)

Beth said...

Tomorrow = National Doughnut Day = free doughnuts

Meiz said...

"worthless is strong"


But true. It doesn't tell you anything about the skill of a pitcher. Luck is factored into ERA. Luck has nothing to do with skill.

jugdish said...

don't you want to know how lucky a pitcher is?

Meiz said...

No

jugdish said...

you should

Meiz said...

Okay, that isn't true. If I want to find out how lucky a pitcher is, I'd use metrics other than ERA that are more accurate and detailed

Meiz said...

ie: FIP

jugdish said...

I'm going here tonight...and possibly tomorrow

BLUE said...

era is a perfect stat


don't trip meiz

BLUE said...

what's the point of a pitcher...to allow as few runs as possible

BLUE said...

i don't give a shit if his WHIP is 3.98, if his ERA is low then he's doing his job

Meiz said...

"i don't give a shit if his WHIP is 3.98, if his ERA is low then he's doing his job"


So said pitcher's defense has no effect on his ERA?

El Padrino said...

meiz is a sabertoothmetric guy

El Padrino said...

the whole premise of baseball is to allow the fewst runs possible, that starts with your pitcher, he pitches, you field

Spaceman Spiff said...

"chick fil a coming out with a spicy chicken sandwich...blasphemy or intrigue?"

been out for a while over here, prefer the original

BLUE said...

pitcher's defense doesn't have shit to do with how effective he is

hence the "earned" part of "earned runs average"


pitcher can control what he can control, and that's all i care about

Spaceman Spiff said...

"ERA is a worthless statistic"

fantasy baseball is pretty big

El Padrino said...

meiz loses

El Padrino said...

doughnut day link

thanks beth

best donut i ever had was at a beach town joint in Ocean City, MD

called the Fractured Prune

out of this world

El Padrino said...

lost in all that hulk hogan stache ump was the redonk catch made by austin jackson for out #1

BLUE said...

they have this local place here called Krispy Kreme

makes great doughnuts

Spaceman Spiff said...

joyce is gonna be behind the plate today, gonna guess that no one will get tossed for talking shit to him

Spaceman Spiff said...

"out of this world"

so out of this world that youre not gonna describe the doughnut?

jugdish said...

they have this local place here called Krispy Kreme


they closed a lotof those down here.

jugdish said...

I make my own glaze


/Lp

Spaceman Spiff said...

The Wire complete series is 90 bucks at amazon today

El Padrino said...

"so out of this world that youre not gonna describe the doughnut?"

i cant pick a favorite but top 3 ( i ate 6 that morning, ns) is

french toast
pebble beach
baby girl

all 6 were awesome, important to note they serve them hot

El Padrino said...

"The Wire complete series is 90 bucks at amazon today"

i need to watch that

Spaceman Spiff said...

im finally getting season 1 disc 2 in from netflix this week

El Padrino said...

doughnut porn

El Padrino said...

"im finally getting season 1 disc 2 in from netflix this week"

i refuse to buy a dvd player

BLUE said...

doughnut porn NSFW

fixed

Meiz said...

"pitcher can control what he can control, and that's all i care about"

So you agree that ERA is a shitty stat. Got it.

El Padrino said...

justified has exceeded all expectations

Meiz said...

"they closed a lotof those down here."


Too many lard-asses in Texas

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i refuse to buy a dvd player"

you have a computer

El Padrino said...

krispy kreme over expanded

El Padrino said...

"you have a computer"

i dont want to deal with that shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

they used to sell krispy kreme at the grocery store too, wish they still did. after closing a lot of them, the nearest one is 5 miles away

BLUE said...

"they used to sell krispy kreme at the grocery store too, wish they still did. after closing a lot of them, the nearest one is 5 miles away"


local grocery store here still has them, but they rebrand them as their own. Have them in some gas stations too..

BLUE said...

"So you agree that ERA is a shitty stat. Got it."


i think the sundress is cutting off the bloodflow to your brain

Meiz said...

"i refuse to buy a dvd player"


You don't have a fucking PS2?

El Padrino said...

"You don't have a fucking PS2?"

no, gonna get an xbox one day

El Padrino said...

Blanche died

Meiz said...

Armando Galarraga will bring out the lineup card to home plate umpire Jim Joyce before this afternoon’s Indians/Tigers game

El Padrino said...

funny yesterday i was fishing around EBAY looking to see what I can get for my Ken Griff Jr. autograph ball and rookie cards

minahs* well wait til the HOF calls him

Keef said...

"Mize, if you have some game tape of you playing ball in high school, you might be able to get yourself invited to that free agent summitt with LeBron and the gang."


He didn't play in hike school, remember? He didn't have the GK hookup yet

Keef said...

"Luck has nothing to do with skill."

KIK

Keef said...

"It doesn't tell you anything about the skill of a pitcher."


Ubaldo has a low era. Oliver Perez has a high ERA.


NEXT

BLUE said...

ubaldo has been very lucky i guess

Meiz said...

Explain Livan

El Padrino said...

Livan hasn't given up many runs.

BLUE said...

true story about Ubaldo.

the rockies have him signed through 2014 with no arbitration for a total of $22.75M

so basically they have a damn good pitcher for peanuts...he'll make as much in the 6 years of his contract as Halladay or Santana make this year.

BLUE said...

Livan is pitching very well right now.

You think he's not?

Keef said...

"Explain Livan"

He's pitching well. Just because he's suckt* the last few seasons means that he can't pitch well now?

Keef said...

Notice how mize didn't bring up any of the Breer's pitchers

Keef said...

cuz they all are a suckass

El Padrino said...

"Ubaldo has a low era. Oliver Perez has a high ERA."

you just had to use a met right?

you had to, you couldnt resist

Keef said...

"you just had to use a met right?

you had to, you couldnt resist"


Der

El Padrino said...

"the rockies have him signed through 2014 with no arbitration for a total of $22.75M"

at this pace he'll demand some sort of re-negotiation

who is his agent

Keef said...

The only thing I'll agree w/ mize about the "lucky" part is if a pitcher leaves a game with runners on and the reliever doesn't let them score

Keef said...

But that's a small part of it

Meiz said...

"Notice how mize didn't bring up any of the Breer's pitchers"


Ummmmmm, they suck. I am well aware of how awful they are.

Keef said...

apology accepted

BLUE said...

what kind of era's do they have?

Meiz said...

"apology accepted"


I think you're doing it wrong

Meiz said...

"what kind of era's do they have?"


No clue.


NS

Keef said...

that's not what your mom said

BLUE said...

if you want to say that ERA is less credible because some parks are better pitcher parks than others, say citifield or petco compared to Enron field or the Great American Ballpark...then i'd give you that point

BLUE said...

but that effects their other sabremetrics too.

jugdish said...

Enron field



::401K::

BLUE said...

minute maid park?

Keef said...

Johan's ERA is low because of citi field

jugdish said...

yeah

jugdish said...

or the juice box

BLUE said...

it will always be Enron field to me

Meiz said...

Why ERA sucks

El Padrino said...

"Johan's ERA is low because of citi field"

suite bait keef

Keef said...

ERA sucks because Bo Jones said it sucks

/mize

jugdish said...

how many pitchers that have a bad year also have a low era?

El Padrino said...

your a nerd who hates baseball

funny

Keef said...

"suite bait keef"

I try

Meiz said...

"your a nerd who hates baseball

funny"


I thought it was funny, too. Especially coming from Heyman.

Keef said...

Is Heyman Spanish for Jones?

El Padrino said...

yeah cue the uncle joey song

Meiz said...

"how many pitchers that have a bad year also have a low era?"


I will say that yes, ERA gives you a glimpse at who was good, but not at who wasn't good.

Keef said...

Let's start a new 3

jugdish said...

I will say that yes, ERA gives you a glimpse at who was good, but not at who wasn't good.


so its not worthless

El Padrino said...

"Let's start a new 3"

elpadcumfast

Keef said...

damn

jugdish said...

Lp follows all the golden girls on twitter..you weren't going to beat him to the punch on that one

jugdish said...

s

Keef said...

zeke
If your* still alive, I'll make a bet with you that there won't be 2 more perfect games this year


s

El Padrino said...

griffey was so awesome

El Padrino said...

Debt under Obama increases $5 billion per day -- 3 times the Bush rate...

El Padrino said...

Iron Chef and Cleveland native Michael Symon posted a note on Facebook offering to go to basketball star LeBron James' house once a month and "cook up a Iron Chef style dinner" for his family and friends on the condition that he re-signs as a free agent with the Cleveland Cavaliers.

tem said...

"i refuse to buy a dvd player"

nfw do you not have something that plays DVD

BLUE said...

michael symon is a bad ass

but that won't save Lebron

spike lee has offered to adorn lebron in bedazzled jewels and put him in his next movie (he got games)

BLUE said...

griffey was the best

he was clean, and if I ever found out he wasn't i'd be crushed...crushed.

like, need to cry in hot receptionists tits for an hour

tem said...

"how many pitchers that have a bad year also have a low era?"

grienke

BLUE said...

imo, griffey best player in MLB history

BLUE said...

so is greinke a good pitcher or just lucky?

tem said...

"he was clean, and if I ever found out he wasn't i'd be crushed...crushed.

like, need to cry in hot receptionists tits for an hour"

so finding out he was dirty would be a good thing?

tem said...

"so is greinke a good pitcher or just lucky?"

umm his era is low

BLUE said...

so he's a good pitcher.

got it

tem said...

"imo, griffey best player in MLB history"


i think it is steve nebraska.

tem said...

"so he's a good pitcher.

got it"

well he could be lucky.

El Padrino said...

he was clean, and if I ever found out he wasn't i'd be crushed...crushed.


word

tem said...

i might give ruth the nod over griffey.

El Padrino said...

"nfw do you not have something that plays DVD"

computer but i dont watch dvd's on my computer

jugdish said...

umm his era is low


so is his self confidence

tem said...

griffey is definitely a top 3 player from the list of players i have seen play.

jugdish said...

i might give ruth the nod over griffey.



best player i ever saw


/tp

BLUE said...

that team they had with griffey buhner randy johnson arod edgar martinez

redonk they didn't win a title

BLUE said...

"why did you trade buhner"

tem said...

"redonk they didn't win a title"

seattle is cursed

BLUE said...

buhner hilarity

Meiz said...

My friend that lives here just hipped me to a little secret. She's never paid a cable bill in any apartment she's lived in. Said I should just cancel my TV service. They don't actually come out to turn off the cable. I'm gonna try that.

jugdish said...

paul oniell hilarity

tem said...

sirius doesn't turn off your car satelite radio either.

jugdish said...

what she didn't tell mize is she gave the calbe guy a blow yob. let's see how this works out.

tem said...

"My friend that lives here just hipped me to a little secret. She's never paid a cable bill in any apartment she's lived in. Said I should just cancel my TV service. They don't actually come out to turn off the cable. I'm gonna try that."


cancelling might make the bill go up.

s

jugdish said...

cable

Meiz said...

"so its not worthless"


I will apologize on using worthless. Worthless was a bit much. My mistake. Sorry.

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