Wednesday, June 16, 2010

the most interesting post in the world

Karate Kid remake could be decent. You have to get over the fact that it can't compare to the original. Karate Kid had some very memorable lines, the popular ones "sweep the leg", "no mercy", "get him a body bag.....yeaaaaaaaaaaah", "wax on wax off". I hope Jackie Chan has some good lines. As I was watching the original this weekend, there was another line that doesn't get used enough. In the lockerroom before the tournament, Dutch says to Danielson "points or no points, you're dead meat"...i'm using that one in my everyday life now.

Of course the A-team movie opened over this last weekend as well, so two of my favorite shows/movies from the 80's had remakes that opened the same weekend. Good thing for me that I don't waste money at the theatre* anymore. Tem gives the movie his approval, which means its somewhere between the hangover and grease2. You figure out which is the higher rating in Tem's system.

Kobe and the Lakers stuck out their jaw and showed massive underbite last night. Celtics have won all 4 game 7's between the two teams. Of course 4 of those 4 games were played before most of the guys on both teams could walk, or were born, so that stat has absolutely nothing to do with the game tomorrow night. Only 4 teams have ever lost game 7 in the finals at home...again, the lakers were one of them, to the Celtics in like 1964, so again, who gives a shit.

Izzo staying at Michigan State, probably smart, if Lebron doesn't re-sign (which he won't) then Michigan State might be a better team next year than the cavs.

World Cup is going on right now. Goals are being scored and nobody has been shot...yet. I don't get why people get so crazy into soccer...maybe because it's so boring that you can easily drink lots of alcohol and not miss a beat with the action. It's like the NASCAR of Europe, only if in NASCAR drivers fake crashed all the time.

It's grilling season, I don't have a recipe for you, but just go grill something.

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tem said...

softball yesterday....the other team was about 100 times better than my team. my team sucks.

anyway, they have runners on 2nd and 3rd 1 out and a 10-0 lead in the top of the 3rd.

girl pops out to the first baseman. then the chick on third does that crap where you fake run home and hope for a bad throw.

of course our idiot first baseman throws it home and basically hits the top of the backstop. the ball rolls up the third base line and the girl strolls in from third.

it was at that point that i decided i am not playing with this team next year.

tem said...

i imagine this is what as. goes through on sundays with his shitty team.

or whatever day he plays with the shitty team.

El Padrino said...

wise

Beth said...

Continuing tem's thread at the end of yesterday's post, I totally agree that people need to be careful of trying to date up too much.

The problem though is, if you have a friend who does that, how do you tactfully tell them "listen hun, you may think you're a 9 but you're really more like a 5 or 6"?

tem said...

we lost 12-2 in 5. the other team had some people who were kind enough to take their foot off the gas and just cruise to the win.

Beth said...

"it was at that point that i decided i am not playing with this team next year"

Save your energy for volleyball season. Better women's shorts there.

El Padrino said...

who the fuck is gonna coach cle when no one knows if lebron will be back

byron scott aint, especially if he thinks phil jax will retire

van gundy aint, he loves broadcasting and a lebron would be the only way he wants back in

they gonna have to get a hungry assitant type that doesnt give a shit whether bron wants to come back or not, just a guy eager for his first coaching gig

Steve said...

"I don't get why people get so crazy into soccer...maybe because it's so boring that you can easily drink lots of alcohol and not miss a beat with the action. It's like the NASCAR of Europe, only if in NASCAR drivers fake crashed all the time."


perfect. no better way to say it.

El Padrino said...

i made banana bread and it is awesome

tem said...

"how do you tactfully tell them "listen hun, you may think you're a 9 but you're really more like a 5 or 6"?"


for me it was easy. the girl was a good friend of exfemtem's. so after the temgagement '6' never talked to me anymore. never hung out, nothing.

but one day we were all at a going away party for someone else who tried to do the thing where they were my friend and exfemtem's (sidenote: this will not work for more than 3 friends tops) and '6' was bitching about how she can't find a guy to date her for more than a couple dates. so i told her then.

tem said...

"they gonna have to get a hungry assitant type that doesnt give a shit whether bron wants to come back or not, just a guy eager for his first coaching gig"

^

El Padrino said...

"The problem though is, if you have a friend who does that, how do you tactfully tell them "listen hun, you may think you're a 9 but you're really more like a 5 or 6"?"

that's what friends are for

i tolt my boy this, he is so picky it's horrible, he'll see a girl at the bar and pick out the most nonsense reason not to talk to her like "bro she's pigeon toed" or no way she has kinky hair or her fingers are too long

ns

he's hilarious though

jugdish said...

ouch

BLUE said...

wow jug, that story is unbelievable

BLUE said...

"who the fuck is gonna coach cle when no one knows if lebron will be back"

whoever takes the job, should do so assuming Lebron won't be there.

El Padrino said...

anyway i told him your gonna be the single 50 year old in a corvette with dyed hair and bad after shave going to loungues and bars where young people hang out and then will die alone

he's like meiz, he's cool with that

tem said...

"Save your energy for volleyball season. Better women's shorts there."


vball is getting to be rough too. we win a lot and our team is good, but now i am almost 10 years older than the majority of the chicks there.

i am starting to feel like a dirty old man staring at the chicks.

and also, i am at the point where i am finding damn near every one of the 24 year old chicks attractive.

i always hated that when i was younger. like my dad or one of his friends looking around the college campus and saying "wow she's hot" about every chick. i vowed never to turn into that, but here i am looking at all the asses at vball and saying "she's hot"

El Padrino said...

"whoever takes the job, should do so assuming Lebron won't be there."

so like i said, no one with experience

tem said...

it is far easier to tell a guy he is too picky than to tell a girl she is not as hot as she thinks she is.

BLUE said...

yeah, getting old sucks

and the shitty thing is you don't realize that the 22 year old chicks think you're creepy and wouldn't dream of dating you unless you were mega-rich

jugdish said...

and the shitty thing is you don't realize that the 22 year old chicks think you're creepy and wouldn't dream of dating you unless you were mega-rich, like me



fixed

BLUE said...

dudes shouldn't care if they're "dating down" as long as they're getting laid. don't have to marry the chick, just get what you get until someone better comes along

it's science

BLUE said...

chicks have no problem dating down, sometimes 3 or 4 spots down if they guy is rich...(ns)

tem said...

rich adds like 2 or 3 points so it isn't dating down.

El Padrino said...

"it is far easier to tell a guy he is too picky than to tell a girl she is not as hot as she thinks she is."

truth hurts

jugdish said...

His fantasy, he said, was that he could cut off the arm, run upstairs and put it in his freezer, call 911, then go to the hospital and get it reattached.



that's different than my fantasy

El Padrino said...

"chicks have no problem dating down, sometimes 3 or 4 spots down if they guy is rich...(ns)"

100% accurate

hsilelp is fed up with men and is thinking of dating this rich dude that has a crush on her even if he "doesn't really look good"

tem said...

yeah his does not involve train tracks

Steve said...

"listen hun, you may think you're a 9 but you're really more like a 5 or 6"

is Beth a "hun" chick?

BLUE said...

there's a guy that lives here that did a similar thing when his arm got caught between two boulders whilst hiking, cut his arm clean off to save his life

making a movie about it and everything, should be awesome.

Steve said...

"chicks have no problem dating down, sometimes 3 or 4 spots down if they guy is rich...(ns)"

so Blue is a 4 and Mrs. Blue is an 8?

jugdish said...

yeah his does not involve train tracks

^^^

El Padrino said...

i recall that story

jugdish said...

there's a guy that lives here that did a similar thing when his arm got caught between two boulders whilst hiking, cut his arm clean off to save his life


i remember reading about that

El Padrino said...

jug you realize the link is el padrino though right

BLUE said...

i know a chick who married a rich dude on her 2nd marriage, she's way out of his league...her explanation

"i married for love the first time and it didn't work out, this time i'm marrying for money" (ns)

jugdish said...

so Blue is a 4 and Mrs. Blue is an 8?


chuckle

El Padrino said...

DOUBLE DRAGON

jugdish said...

jug you realize the link is el padrino though right



i do now.

El Padrino said...

"i married for love the first time and it didn't work out, this time i'm marrying for money" (ns)

just look at hollywood

BLUE said...

blue would be lucky to be a 4

El Padrino said...

i never rated myself but i find that if you marry young you have a better shot at getting good value

like a 1st round pick

tem said...

yeah the 1st rounders go early.

Beth said...

"it is far easier to tell a guy he is too picky than to tell a girl she is not as hot as she thinks she is"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

fannie/freddie stocks de-listed from NYSE

i still think they should be government operated entities despite the ineptitude of the govt

it's just safer

Beth said...

"is Beth a "hun" chick?"

It would help soften the bad news when telling someone who thought she's a 9 that she's a 5 or 6. But yeah, I've been known to use "hun" on occasion, and after a few drinks "sweetie".

tem said...

then when beth gets hammered she calls them all bitches

El Padrino said...

It would help soften the bad news when telling someone who thought she's a 9 that she's a 5 or 6. But yeah, I've been known to use "hun" on occasion, and after a few drinks "suitee".

*fixed

Steve said...

"also still young when you become a free agent"

Lots of girls from my HS that got married young are now getting divorced. I guess that 10 year mark must be a bitch. Good times.

Beth said...

then when beth gets hammered she calls them all bitches or the C word

*fixed

Steve said...

I have spilled coffee on myself twice, that's TWICE, this moring.

I need a bib to go along with the helmet.

El Padrino said...

blue/tem you guys like, follow, conisder certain charts when you invest?

if you do invest

and i'm not talking about K or IRA's, talking like you buy and sell stuff pretty frequently

El Padrino said...

"Lots of girls from my HS that got married young are now getting divorced. I guess that 10 year mark must be a bitch. Good times."

jump on it, sign a max deal

BLUE said...

then when beth gets hammered she tries to get them to take all their clothes off

*fized

tem said...

"blue/tem you guys like, follow, conisder certain charts when you invest?"

not really.

i rarely invest. i pretty much only do it when i think people are over reacting to something. like this BP oil spill.

Steve said...

"jump on it, sign a max deal"


i do what i can when i go back home. there will be no deal signed though.

tem said...

and i don't throw much cash at it anyway.

BLUE said...

"blue/tem you guys like, follow, conisder certain charts when you invest?"

not really, I buy things that I like, like Chipotle. Things I think other people would like. It's a dumb way to invest.

The other way is buying things that in my "mind" are way undervalued, like Citicorp a while back. Anytime you can get value because of a scandal, like BP, not a bad investment if you're willing to hold longer term.

BLUE said...

"and i don't throw much cash at it anyway."


^^^^


i'm way too risk averse

BLUE said...

of course 10 years ago when the dotcom bubble burst, I bought some stocks that lost a ton of value, like Cisco. Figured it would have to come back eventually...10 years later, I think it's increased maybe 15%.

tem said...

yeah i did the undervalued thing with Ford and made some cash.

hopefully it works out with BP.

tem said...

should have held onto ford but i sold it because i needed money for something. not sure what. probably to pay off some debt.

El Padrino said...

ok good to know

El Padrino said...

you are timed opportunistic investors

tem said...

yes that sounds right

tem said...

and now it is time to go into my 10am meeting that is just starting now for some reason.

BLUE said...

"you are timed opportunistic investors"


that would be a good way to describe it

BLUE said...

also I own one share of berkshire hathaway, just so I can be cool

El Padrino said...

that's as cool as it gets

BLUE said...

i don't wear two watches though

BLUE said...

or any watches for that matter

El Padrino said...

watch this

El Padrino said...

He has signed a contract to remain with ESPN until 2010.

simmons is up this year, no renewwal yet

Todd Packer said...

"Karate Kid remake could be decent"

i doubt it

kod said...

"rich adds like 2 or 3 points so it isn't dating down."


-some of the comments on this topic make it seem like looks are the only thing being ranked.
-My position is that you have to find someone you are attracted to....but don't choose primarily on looks (for long term relationship or marriage purposes). You'll be much happier with someone who is less hot but more compatible.

kod said...

and I won't rank cmkod's looks (and I know most, if not all of you have her ranked signficantly lower than I do), but as far as personality, and what is important to me, she is a 10...and that's why I consider myself to be one of the luckiest doods on this planet.

El Padrino said...

i think cmkod is a fox

ns

jugdish said...

-My position is that you have to find someone you are attracted to....but don't choose primarily on looks (for long term relationship or marriage purposes). You'll be much happier with someone who is less hot but more compatible.


^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

either way tone the gay talk down kod we have followers

jugdish said...

...and that's why I consider myself to be one of the luckiest doods on this planet.



cmkod reads lov...got it


s

Todd Packer said...

"cmkod reads lov...got it"

funny

kod said...

"either way tone the gay talk down kod we have followers"


fair enough; apologies (ns)

BLUE said...

i agree..but you have to rank based on looks to start...."looks she's a 7, but personality makes her a 9 or 10"

hot receptionist is probably only and 8 or 9, but because she's got an awesome personality to go with her hotness it makes her a 12 in my book

Beth said...

"i think cmkod is a fox"

Note to kod - don't bring cmkod to the LOV picnic if EP will be there.


(For what it's worth though, I agree with EP.)

BLUE said...

also, i think Kod just called us all shallow

Beth said...

also, Kod just called us all shallow

*fixed

tem said...

looks start off the ranking

tem said...

then it can move for wealth, personality, whatever

El Padrino said...

Poll: Louisianans think Bush did better on Katrina than Obama on oil mess...



FACE

Beth said...

then it can move for wealth, personality, having a state like Temhio named after you, whatever

*fixed

El Padrino said...

hahahaha obama sucks

HOPE!

CHANGE!

BAMBOOZLED!!!!!!


hahahahhahhahahaaa

Spaceman Spiff said...

if rev touched that ball, it was on accident, his eyes are looking into the past

Spaceman Spiff said...

lakers just delaying the inevitable, celtics have game 7 on lock

BLUE said...

obama is going to get money from BP and put it in a lockbox

El Padrino said...

mets are on fir* tp

(knock the wood)

BLUE said...

Michael Brown, the FEMA director that fucked up Katrina thinks that Obama sucks (ns)

El Padrino said...

"lakers just delaying the inevitable, celtics have game 7 on lock"

nice reverse jinx

*again

El Padrino said...

spiff lakers gteed to win game 7

lock it up

El Padrino said...

some say it's the kiss of death, i say it's a lock

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP locks it up, celtics by double digits

jugdish said...

rev was crowding the plate

Spaceman Spiff said...

haynesworthless demanding a trade, fucking piece of shit

kod said...

"i agree..but you have to rank based on looks to start."

agreed 100%; no matter how cool someone is, if there is no attraction, it ain't gonna work

BLUE said...

"haynesworthless demanding a trade, fucking piece of shit"

detroit, here he comes

Spaceman Spiff said...

sheed will be unstoppable in game 7, getting 30 minutes, he'll have at least 6 3's

BLUE said...

spiff underestimates the power of the underbite and the cowher jaw

BLUE said...

but celtics do have history on their side, they've never lost a game 7 to the lakers

Todd Packer said...

"mets are on fir* tp

(knock the wood)"

yeah, reyes scoring from 2nd on an IF hit was nice

El Padrino said...

girls you look so sharp anytime you pass in your poom-poom shorts

El Padrino said...

sheed will be unstoppable in game 7, getting 30 minutes, he'll have at least 6 3's


KOBE

El Padrino said...

ok that BP white house meeting was supposed to last for like an hour or so

lasted 20 min

no idear* what that means

BLUE said...

guessherbeaver.com is almost as good as GHM

i think it has most of the same girls actually

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope the redskins hold off on trading him, let him get fatter than he is now then deal him when everyones camps are over

BLUE said...

but maybe only the hotter ones, not as many uggos

El Padrino said...

all the complaining i do about bay so far

at least the mets didnt pay holliday who has similar #'s and has a 7 year contract at a lil more money per

bay 66mm (16.50)

holliday 120MM (17 a year)

kod said...

luckily Beth wasn't around late last week to bet with; Braves took it to the Twins pretty good

BLUE said...

"ok that BP white house meeting was supposed to last for like an hour or so

lasted 20 min

no idear* what that means"

means that BP tolt obama to fuck off, their a foreign company and he ain't got shit on them

Todd Packer said...

"Poll: Louisianans think Bush did better on Katrina than Obama on oil mess..."


louisianans are not smat*

El Padrino said...

haynewurf* has made like mad loot in 2 years

stop bitchin son

damn these guys ruin everything

Steve said...

"Controversial blogger Perez Hilton could face child porn-related charges for posting upskirt photo of underage singer Miley Cyrus"


that's just funny

Steve said...

"Poll: Louisianans think Bush did better on Katrina than Obama on oil mess..."

i guessing the poll didn't include anybody from NO

El Padrino said...

Perez Hilton

hope he dies

kod said...

"that's just funny"

-yep, he could get 15 years in prison easy if they want to prosecute.

Beth said...

"luckily Beth wasn't around late last week to bet with; Braves took it to the Twins pretty good"

You're lucky is right kod, you have a lot of good back stories to use for name and pic changes.

wadr

Spaceman Spiff said...

spain lost, suite

Beth said...

Pretty big upset in World Cup for those who care, Switzerland just beat Spain 1-0.

Beth said...

Damn you spiff, you're too fast.

(TWSS)

kod said...

"You're lucky is right kod, you have a lot of good back stories to use for name and pic changes."


-heh heh, yeah. Although that's part of the fun of losing every bet I make; getting to see what you creative folks can come up with.

Meiz said...

Therapists

Steve said...

somehow this girl from Russia got my email address and has sent me email with pics talking about how great american men are.


it's a scam, i've already traced the email source to california, but the pics used are kinda hot. i'm gonna see if i can get some some nudes.

El Padrino said...

BP put 20 billy aside for claims

Steve said...

damn

Meiz said...

"if rev touched that ball, it was on accident, his eyes are looking into the past"


Rev claims the photo is post-contact

Meiz said...

I want to invest in stuff, too.

jugdish said...

Rev claims the photo is post-contact


didn't he also say it was a grounder towards 3rd? doesn't look like that

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont go near bambi

aitch at the lady yelling stop it at the mother deer

El Padrino said...

rev just standing on a softball field is funny

Spaceman Spiff said...

cat was asking for it, dog took the punishment

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Rev claims the photo is post-contact"

OIC

jugdish said...

if it was post contact his bat should be further through his swing

El Padrino said...

where is that where deers just stroll the hood


poor dog

El Padrino said...

that was tyson/spinks

El Padrino said...

the deers posess fists of fury

jugdish said...

where is that where deers just stroll the hood


cedarburg

Spaceman Spiff said...

"if it was post contact his bat should be further through his swing"

science, nice

jugdish said...

my guess is rev fell over after that swing too

jugdish said...

all that momentum

BLUE said...

it's the zapruder theory on that hit

BLUE said...

there had to be a second batsman

jugdish said...

rev is the defensive captain though, and the guys respect him

jugdish said...

let's put 20 seconds on the clock and see how many funny comments we can make

El Padrino said...

rev is the defensive captain though, and the guys respect him

good one

jugdish said...

i bet his first to third speed is phenominal

BLUE said...

does he call all the plays?

jugdish said...

is he wearing a flyers 2nd place cap?

BLUE said...

i've nerve seen the picture, but i'll make comments about it...it's what I do

jugdish said...

does he call all the plays?



he positions his players, and he sometimes yells "Switch!" when a lefty is batting

BLUE said...

boy...mark mcwire really let himself go

BLUE said...

"hook" is also acceptable for lefties

BLUE said...

"this looked so much easier on the wii"

jugdish said...

that off season conditioning program for the phillies needs some work

BLUE said...

ha, the chick yelling at the deer to stop when it's pummeling the dog is hilarity

BLUE said...

did he eat ryan howard?

jugdish said...

Juuuuust a bit outside

jugdish said...

looks like his knees are locked...don't think that's recommended

BLUE said...

he brings new meaning to the term "hot corner"

jugdish said...

You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up! Because if it does, I'm gonna come over there and jam an oar up your ass!


/rev to lov

jugdish said...

the first baseman is running from him like Indiana jones from the boudler in raiders or the lost ark

BLUE said...

oh, now i see the picture.

BLUE said...

when did john kruk start hitting right handed

BLUE said...

he's got a nice watch to time pitches with

also good to check his time down to first

BLUE said...

of course it doesn't have a second hand, but it doesn't need one

jugdish said...

he's got a bunch of tots in his left pocket

BLUE said...

his jersey is so large it needs 3 numbers on the back

BLUE said...

that seemed way longer than 20 seconds (TWSS)

jugdish said...

Taylor bunts!

Meiz said...

"where is that where deers just stroll the hood


cedarburg"


And Grafton

Meiz said...

"he positions his players, and he sometimes yells "Switch!" when a lefty is batting"


Or "Slap Slap!" when he's playing girls softball

Spaceman Spiff said...

home invasion/rape

full story

watch the interview vid in the first link, is it just me or is she not believable, her demeanor too collected for someone that got raped multiple times while a gun was in her babys mouth

El Padrino said...

where is this pic

jugdish said...

rev linked it last night i believe

Meiz said...

These are your people, Steve.

Spaceman Spiff said...

rev linked it on yesterdays post

El Padrino said...

yeah that's a very non-chalant account of what happened

El Padrino said...

"rev linked it on yesterdays post"

oh right, blocked

jugdish said...

i think that since rev linked it that gives someone here the go ahead to post it here on their blog. im blocked on that

jugdish said...

unless mize disapproves

Meiz said...

Revis wants to be the highest paid corner in the league. Said he doesn't care if its only $.50 more.

I found that to be funny

Steve said...

"These are your people, Steve."

Not my people. I'd get my ass kicked if I tried hanging out with Mountain Folk...there is something wrong with them.

kod said...

"Rev claims the photo is post-contact"

-he looks like Morneau did that one time when he tried to swunt (half swing/bunt)

kod said...

He even HITS like John Candy

Spaceman Spiff said...

turn teh volume down before watching

fat black bitches fighting, at 2:40 fat bitch with her pants down gets tazed by the cops, timbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

BLUE said...

rape chick

I think she held it together well, but there is also points where it looks like she's going to break down talking about it too.

I mean, her life is shitty enough, she lives in Iowa

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Not my people. I'd get my ass kicked if I tried hanging out with Mountain Folk"

no you wouldnt, you would somehow stop any violence from going down, no way you just stand there and watch yourself get beaten

Steve said...

"no you wouldnt, you would somehow stop any violence from going down, no way you just stand there and watch yourself get beaten"

beyond Cracker Barrel is outside of my jurisdiction.

Spaceman Spiff said...

GIF of just the taze part

El Padrino said...

big girl fall hard

who shot the first 2 min of that video CMK?

jugdish said...

turn teh volume down before watching


can't you rotate that video?

/cmk

jugdish said...

surprised polumalu didn't break that up

jugdish said...

lots of flab in that video

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