Friday, June 25, 2010

Love the way you lie

John Wall is rich. And alot of other baby daddies are rich too. They play basketball. Most of them play it pretty well. I think the GM for the Blazers got fired.....(confirming)... yup the Blazer GM got fired BEFORE the draft. Farve is being silly and saying he wants to beat the Saints. Dummy. He had a shot to beat them in January. In fact, he (your not gonna believe this) but he threw the game changing interception (sound familiar)Farve needs some Ginko Biloba. Anyway you know Real Sports with the skinny Gumbel? That old guy Bernie is a frightening looking man. The Dallas Braden piece was lovely. Now for non sports items.

Was watching this Jaws documentary on the History channel the other night. And I kind of forgot how totally fucking awesome that Jaws film was. I understand the Shark was not life like but it was like 1979 or something like that. What'd you expect. Micheal Bay wasn't even born yet. Or he was born but didn't read CGI yet. Whatever. Point being that shit was classic. Needs to get more props. I want a Jaws T-shirt. 80's tee shirts are great.

Tem, are you telling me you wouldn't rock this? Or this?
I know Meiz would rock THIS.
Kidding Meiz. Here.
Todd Packer would NOT wear this.
Jug would so wear THIS.
I think Steve would wear this for multiple reasons.
There is a good chance that Kod would rock all of these.
Blue would love this one.
Found a shirt for Aitch.
Here is a shirt for Keef.
Another shirt for Keef.
I'd say this is a perfect shirt for beth.
Perfect shirt for Spiff. Even though I don't know what it means.
No shirt for Freak. But these will do.
USA USA USA Love it or leave it Zeke.
Because he loves 80's music, this is for Tyler.
Rev.

506 comments:

1 – 200 of 506   Newer›   Newest»
tem said...

for the record i own an underdog t-shirt.

i would not wear a grease shirt.

grease 2, yes, grease 1, no.

tem said...

also, re: draft.

highlight of the draft for me was the little brother of one of the dudes.

his hands were like giant hands, but he was like 9 years old. he could probably palm a medicine ball and then go play on the swings.

tem said...

now i am going to the gov't offices.

closing an ~$23M loan.


not for me though.

tem said...

going to build some apartments because that's what we do here.

El Padrino said...

i should have linked the fraggle rock shirt, you'd wear that

Todd Packer said...

good post, freak

Todd Packer said...

wasted comeback last night, ep

Todd Packer said...

ep left off his shirt

BLUE said...

EP has had that as his avatar picture before


never unfunny

BLUE said...

the fucking padres have the best record in the NL?

are you kidding me?

El Padrino said...

"ep left off his shirt"

has to be from 80's tees.com

disqualified

El Padrino said...

padres have SICK pitching


SICK

El Padrino said...

it will not last

El Padrino said...

plus the games dont mean anything yet so it's not even happening

Grass Fairy said...

"There is a good chance that Kod would rock all of these.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



good call on those; I've been meaning to order one of those Bayside shirts for years now (ns)

El Padrino said...

dont be a slater hater

El Padrino said...

that site is awesome

Grass Fairy said...

actually all those shirts were gangbusters; I would also purchase the pac-man shirt and George Jefferson shirt

Grass Fairy said...

I have 2 80's T's in my current rotation. A REO Speedwagon concert T, and my Atari shirt

El Padrino said...

rip tjokes.com

El Padrino said...

By the way, the Marlins signed Armando Benitez to a minor league deal yesterday.


heheheeee

El Padrino said...

kod we doing anything with the mets/twinkies?

Keef said...

"it will not last"


They are the 2008 Rays

BLUE said...

aitch,

thanks for sending the beers, can't believe you made good on our bet right away once the rockies won that 2nd game

BLUE said...

overnighting the beer wasn't necessary, but I appreciated it.

El Padrino said...

lies

BLUE said...

we worked it all out on facebook

El Padrino said...

"A Sun Lee bus from Chinatown headed to Atlantic City was involved in a crash yesterday morning on Route 40. Police say that the bus driver was ejected from the bus and then run over by the bus: Sgt. Monica McMenamin said, "He went through the windshield, and at this point, we've got a ghost driver, with the bus continuing on without anyone at the wheel. The bus continued on and drove over him."

chinese drivers are the worse

Grass Fairy said...

"kod we doing anything with the mets/twinkies?"


standard name/pic bet? (3 days for you, one week for me)? If so, I'm in.

El Padrino said...

"The driver is in critical condtion while 25 other passengers were taken to hospitals for their injuries."

jesus! still alive

"The uninjured passengers were taken to their destination—the Tropicana Resort and Casino"

stone cole* gamblers

El Padrino said...

"standard name/pic bet? (3 days for you, one week for me)? If so, I'm in."

um

yeah

BLUE said...

perfect

BLUE said...

egggscellent

BLUE said...

nuggets did not draft anyone because they suck

but gonna lock up a shitty carmelo for another 3 years and $65M

El Padrino said...

you dont like melo?

El Padrino said...

you are a bi-polar fan

El Padrino said...

your like randy quaid but racist

El Padrino said...

worst idea ever, and it was alread done Stallone

what a fool

El Padrino said...

cool lightning in chitown

BLUE said...

"you dont like melo?"

i like melo

i think he's underappreciated here...but the best he can ever hope for is being 'nique...which isn't bad, but 'nique never won a championship and is basically a forgotten man now that he's retired

jugdish said...

i think he's underappreciated here...


on LOV?


s

El Padrino said...

"which isn't bad, but 'nique never won a championship and is basically a forgotten man now that he's retired"

just like ewing

jugdish said...

just like ewing


at least he is remembered for being dunked on

BLUE said...

"on LOV?"

no doubt

BLUE said...

"at least he is remembered for being dunked on"

so is that one guy from nigeria

BLUE said...

the king and the duck

El Padrino said...

lov is on fir*

BLUE said...

it's because of the soccer match on the pitch going on

El Padrino said...

Josh Hamilton, Tex OF
96/278 51 17 53 6 .345 1.010

Thanks jug!

BLUE said...

that's awesome until he gets hurt

El Padrino said...

still undroppable

Meiz said...

Who's to say I wouldn't rock the Rainbow Brite shirt? Bitches would eat that shit up.

El Padrino said...

oh, thought you didn't like the bitches

El Padrino said...

still burping the damn falafel i had to have last night

El Padrino said...

i gotta get to Taim for theirs

El Padrino said...

i love myself but would hate to talk to myself all day

Meiz said...

"just like ewing


at least he is remembered for being dunked on"


By Rik Smits.

In the playoffs.

How embarrassing.

Keef said...

fred weis

Keef said...

7/20

Keef said...

14/22
probably the dumbest one ever

tem said...

15/22

tem said...

4/20

tem said...

fuck other countries

El Padrino said...

smitty's nickname was the Dunking Dutchman

El Padrino said...

clearly he could dunk

tem said...

maybe he could just barely dunk, but was the only dutchman who could do it.

El Padrino said...

turkmenistan is a fucking country

El Padrino said...

14/22
probably the dumbest one ever




wft

BLUE said...

"maybe he could just barely dunk, but was the only dutchman who could do it."

wasn't he 7'4"?

he probably still is

tem said...

big people shrink

Keef said...

LP used to be 6'7 1/2"

Keef said...

We misst* flag day last week

Keef said...

Flag Day is gay

/LP

Keef said...

Rough touch Day is the better

/LP

BLUE said...

"14/22
probably the dumbest one ever"

19/22


i'm awesome

El Padrino said...

goddamn Borgota keeps sending me free shit!!!!

leave me alone i have no money

tem said...

borgota?

El Padrino said...

(to gamble, right now)

tem said...

"free shit!!!!

leave me alone i have no money
"


like they send you a gift basket then ask for a donation?

El Padrino said...

"borgota?"

Atlantic City's finest hotel/casino

tem said...

"leave me alone i have no money"


cut your cable /meiz

tem said...

"Atlantic City's finest hotel/casino"

OIC

Keef said...

"goddamn Borgota keeps sending me free shit!!!!

leave me alone i have no money"


Don't fall off the wagon

El Padrino said...

"like they send you a gift basket then ask for a donation?"

like promotions, free rooms, yesterday they sent some towels, day before they entered my name in some sweepstakes that i'll lose, a keychain, a beach bag and did i mention free rooms?

El Padrino said...

cut your cable /meiz

i chuckled

Todd Packer said...

"did i mention free rooms"

maybe the lov picnic should move to nj

Todd Packer said...

s

El Padrino said...

Don't fall off the wagon

trying

El Padrino said...

"maybe the lov picnic should move to nj"

not a bad idea though

ns

tem said...

nj sucks

tem said...

until lebron goes there

BLUE said...

gordon ramsey has a restaurant at the borgota

Keef said...

picnic in LV would be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than picnic in AC

tem said...

my buddy went out to LV this week for his bachelor party.

apparently he got jumped and robbed.

his leg is broke in 3 places.

the people may have drugged him too.

when i heard the story i told them to quit making shit up, but they (his family) insist it is true.

Meiz said...

Not mad busy. Why am I not here?

tem said...

because dummy is more entertaining than us?

El Padrino said...

"picnic in LV would be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than picnic in AC"

of course but i cant get free room sin LV

jus sayin

Keef said...

"of course but i cant get free room sin LV

jus sayin"


OK mize

Meiz said...

New kid: Do you know what time Ghana plays tomorrow?

Me: ::blank stare::

Me: Pardon?

Todd Packer said...

new kid is a ghana fan

Meiz said...

LOV picnic should be somewhere cheap. Like Nebraska or Iowa.

tem said...

temhio is cheap

Keef said...

"LOV picnic should be somewhere cheap. Like Nebraska or Iowa."

Probably not cheap to get there

El Padrino said...

"apparently he got jumped and robbed.

his leg is broke in 3 places.

the people may have drugged him too."

not cool

Todd Packer said...

"LOV picnic should be somewhere cheap. Like Nebraska or Iowa."

why? jug can always get a 2nd job

Meiz said...

"We misst* flag day last week"


Not us.

Keef said...

"Not us."


I really just said that to lead in to the /LP comments

ns

Meiz said...

"leave me alone i have no money"


This is the biggest crock of shit comment in the history of LOV.

El Padrino said...

"I really just said that to lead in to the /LP comments

ns"

no, not you

El Padrino said...

"This is the biggest crock of shit comment in the history of LOV."

paying down debt faggot take a walk

Grass Fairy said...

I always remember flag day, but only because it falls on my sister's birthday. I just put the flag out for 24 hours (unless it's raining)

Grass Fairy said...

"paying down debt faggot take a walk"

-remember that comment came from Meiz, EP. Compare salaries between you two; his comment makes sense.

Grass Fairy said...

I get annoyed when public defenders I know complain about not making any money.

Come to legal services and get paid 10K-15K less than you are making now PDs....then I'll stop rolling my eyes at you.

El Padrino said...

"-remember that comment came from Meiz, EP. Compare salaries between you two; his comment makes sense."

his comment says i'm full of shit

I disagree, just cuz i dwarf what he makes doesnt mean i have money

Todd Packer said...

"Compare salaries between you two; his comment makes sense"

compare debt/cost of living/child care and it makes no sense

Grass Fairy said...

although in all fairness to PDs, they are horribly underfunded as well...they do work under the worst conditions of any attorneys IMO (at least in Minni).

Grass Fairy said...

"compare debt/cost of living/child care and it makes no sense"


-disagree

Todd Packer said...

"-disagree"

fair enough

Grass Fairy said...

"fair enough"


-sorry, TPS....didn't get to add that I disagree because of the HUGE disparity in incomes between the two based on previous comments made by both of them. COL, Debt and Child Care are absolutely relevant considerations; I just don't think it comes close in bridging the gap between their income levels

Grass Fairy said...

but, if EP has to cut off his cable or make other large sacrifices to pay bills, I could be persuaded otherwise

Todd Packer said...

"but, if EP has to cut off his cable or make other large sacrifices to pay bills, I could be persuaded otherwise"

ep can't go to the borgata... he's making huge sacrifices

s

El Padrino said...

"but, if EP has to cut off his cable or make other large sacrifices to pay bills, I could be persuaded otherwise"

i have, not cable though that would be silly

El Padrino said...

"NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Kellogg Co. is recalling 28 million boxes of several popular cereals due to an unusual flavor and smell, the company said Friday.

The recall includes some boxes of Kellogg (K, Fortune 500) brands Corn Pops, Honey Smacks, Froot Loops and Apple Jacks. The recalled products were sold across the country, Kellogg said."

WHAT THE FUCK

El Padrino said...

first baby tylenol/motrin now this

just kill my kid faggots

El Padrino said...

STOP HIRING MEXICANS

El Padrino said...

wow Chad Jones, critical condition

car wreck

gints 3rd rounder from LSU

Grass Fairy said...

"STOP HIRING MEXICANS"

R, A, R?

El Padrino said...

Giants Third Round Pick In Serious Auto Accident
Update, 2:46:

Via Erin Cofiell of WAFB in Baton Rouge’s Twitter:

Ross brevosky, #LSU baseball dir of ops just told me hes been told Chad Jones is out of surgery,did well and they think he’ll keep both legs



goddamn son

tem said...

he'll keep them, but will they work?

tem said...

fuck legs /lt. dan

El Padrino said...

"STOP HIRING MEXICANS"

R, A, R?

that was s

El Padrino said...

dont mess with the Johan he'll fuck you doggystyle in the woods on a golf course

El Padrino said...

this is because wives need to put out more

Grass Fairy said...

"that was s"


I figured; just looking for an excuse to use the R, A, R?

El Padrino said...

nice move

what's your take on johan since he is propped up like a great great man within communities

he pretty much Kobe'd that bitch in the golf course.....now it sounds like she wanted it but the word rape is thrown around

tem said...

rape is just another word for havin' fun.

tem said...

/ kobe, big ben, johan

Grass Fairy said...

"what's your take on johan since he is propped up like a great great man within communities"


-personally, it's hard for me to believe, but not beyond the realm of possibilities. I can see Big Ben or Kobe based on certain behaviors or character traits that have been known to people for quite some time. Johan though, I just don't see it....not to say it didn't happen. If it did happen it's incredibly sad.

Grass Fairy said...

in every interview I've ever seen with Johan he has been very nice, polite, deferential, eager to please.


Doesn't seem to fit the profile, but of course, some people are really able to hide that kind of shit (I've been against a few in Court myself)

BLUE said...

being dominican...= character trait

El Padrino said...

"Johan though, I just don't see it....not to say it didn't happen. If it did happen it's incredibly sad."


he had sex with her, that is not disputed

the dispute is, consensual or not

El Padrino said...

"being dominican...= character trait"

he's not dominican

El Padrino said...

The woman, Santana claimed, wanted to "continue the encounter" at her home, but "I told her I was about to climax and ejaculated on her right leg."

to boot no condom, not smat*

Grass Fairy said...

"he had sex with her, that is not disputed

the dispute is, consensual or not"


-I know; I don't give a shit that he had an affair....but I will give a shit if it comes out that he indeed raped her.

El Padrino said...

today a year since mike jackson died?

Grass Fairy said...

I figure it's been about a year since all these radio and tv shows are doing MJ specials on or around this weekend

El Padrino said...

"-I know; I don't give a shit that he had an affair....but I will give a shit if it comes out that he indeed raped her."

oh

thought you would care about the infedility

Grass Fairy said...

"thought you would care about the infedility"


I'm not crazy about it, but it's got to be really hard as a pro athlete to avoid it (especially a sure Hall of Famer)

El Padrino said...

how is mark brunell bankrupt?

El Padrino said...

"I'm not crazy about it, but it's got to be really hard as a pro athlete to avoid it (especially a sure Hall of Famer)"

yeah i feel so bad for them

s

tem said...

"how is mark brunell bankrupt?"


he spent more than he had.

tem said...

better question is, how are you not?

El Padrino said...

you see PFT added baseball, college and hockey to thier repetoire

Grass Fairy said...

"how is mark brunell bankrupt?"


he couldn't get much for his Pro Bowl MVP award

El Padrino said...

"better question is, how are you not?"

smoke and mirrors

El Padrino said...

bad real estate deals in Florida


oh

you dont have to say anymore

Grass Fairy said...

"bad real estate deals in Florida"


swampland?

Meiz said...

Fridays at work are entertaining

tem said...

if any of you want some land near tampa i can get you a good price.

Keef said...

"I disagree, just cuz i dwarf what he makes doesnt mean i have money"


You rank on others who say they have no money and try to do things to save money.

Keef said...

LP makes a lot of money, but he also spends a lot of money

Grass Fairy said...

"LP makes a lot of money, but he also spends a lot of money"


troof

Meiz said...

"compare debt/cost of living/child care and it makes no sense"


Child care and debt are irrelevant. Cost of living kinda is, too.

Keef said...

"to boot no condom, not smat*"


He could have pulled it off

Keef said...

"bad real estate deals in Florida"

goddman sinkholes

/TP

Keef said...

cmk, csil & hsil are going to vegas next weekend. I hope her string is hanging out again

El Padrino said...

"He could have pulled it off"

i dont think so tim

El Padrino said...

"You rank on others who say they have no money and try to do things to save money."

no i dont, i make fun of you not others

El Padrino said...

i want ice cream

El Padrino said...

"cmk, csil & hsil are going to vegas next weekend. I hope her string is hanging out again"

the fuck, you turned down mad trips

El Padrino said...

damn a sober vegas trip would suck

Keef said...

"Cost of living kinda is, too."

Yeah hasn't LP said in the past that his rent isn't that bad compared to the city? LIke basically the same amount that a normal mortgage payment would be, which is maybe about double what mize's rent would be

Keef said...

that's all hypothetical

Keef said...

"i dont think so tim"


Stop it.

Keef said...

"no i dont, i make fun of you not others"

and mize

Keef said...

"the fuck, you turned down mad trips"


csil is paying for cmk's as her bday present.

Keef said...

plus, paying down debt is more important to me right now than going on a weekend trip

Keef said...

I hope bsil gets the clap in vegas


semi (s)

El Padrino said...

"and mize"

too easy

El Padrino said...

"plus, paying down debt is more important to me right now than going on a weekend trip"

i feel you dog

tem said...

"cmk, csil & hsil are going to vegas next weekend. "

they seem to go a lot.

El Padrino said...

"Yeah hasn't LP said in the past that his rent isn't that bad compared to the city? LIke basically the same amount that a normal mortgage payment would be, which is maybe about double what mize's rent would be"

it's half of what an nyc place is

tem said...

has hsilok turned into a whore yet?

Meiz said...

"to boot no condom, not smat*"


Uncle Joey

Keef said...

"they seem to go a lot."

maybe twice a year. csil still thinks she's 21 and acting like she's going to Vegas for the 1st time every time

Keef said...

maybe she'll get them kickt* out of the palms again

tem said...

tell her not to get jumped and her leg broked*

tem said...

seems like it was about 3 months ago we heard the string story....maybe less.


maybe it was more. i guess i misremember.

Keef said...

"has hsilok turned into a whore yet?"

I don't think so. She still just likes getting the attention from teasing dudes

ns

Keef said...

Have a bad feeling some dude is going to take it seriously and she'll end up in trouble from it

also ns

Keef said...

"seems like it was about 3 months ago we heard the string story....maybe less."

Um, was midle of April I think

Keef said...

middle*

Meiz said...

"Have a bad feeling some dude is going to take it seriously and she'll end up in trouble from it"


Most likely

El Padrino said...

"Have a bad feeling some dude is going to take it seriously and she'll end up in trouble from it"

yeah like big ben or kobe or johan

tem said...

"Have a bad feeling some dude is going to take it seriously and she'll end up in trouble from it"

i hope it is a famous athlete.

tem said...

"Um, was midle of April I think"

so like two months ago?

do hsilok and csilok know cmk is preggo?

tem said...

how is vegas fun for a preggo?

tem said...

i know you can't have fun here, but i am taking you anyway /csilok

tem said...

bam

tem said...

boo ya

«Oldest ‹Older   1 – 200 of 506   Newer› Newest»

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino