Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Let's Talk About

First of all, I was going to do an "I love" post to rival Keith's "I hate" post. But I got to like 3 things and decided it was a dumb idea. I will say this. I love titties. On girls. I love girl's titties. Legal age girls. Also under 50, generally. I mean Vanna White is still kickin' it at over 50 and I'd hit that, but she is an exception. I'll make the rule under 50 and just deal with having to eliminate Vanna...sorry Vanna we were thisclose.

Now, let's talk about Joe Morgan. Isn't it time Sunday Night Baseball just put him out to the pasture? That dude just says whatever he wants and hopes that something sticks. He is the me of baseball broadcasting. Actually he is worse. Anyway, I was watching the Chicago vs Chicago game on Sunday. Floyd and Lilly are both pitching no-nos late into the game. Lilly is sitting on the bench with someone right next to him and someone on front of him. Cue Joe Morgan. "See that's how it always is with pitchers when they have a no hitter late. They sit somewhere by themselves and nobody goes near them." I'm not sure how close he wants people to sit by each other but Lilly and Lee could have held hands. Then they showed Lilly again and his catcher was sitting next to him on the other side. Also Morgan was talking about Koufax's perfect game and said he remembered it well, Ernie Banks was one of the last outs. Well Ernie batted 5th that game, I don't think that makes him one of the last outs. He was an 8th inning out I guess, maybe that counts. I just think Joe was just saying shit to say shit.

Now let's talk about my idea for how news would be run if I were in charge of the country. Each company would get 5hrs a day where they could broadcast news. That's it 5hrs. Companies like ABC, CBC, NBC, FOX would have to split some of that time with their local affiliates. Sucks for them. And it is each company that gets it too. So ESPN can't run sportscenter for 5hrs on ESPN then again for 5 more on ESPN 2. They get 5 hours across all their stations. And I'd catch you if you made a new company to try to get around the rules. There'd be no cheating. There is too much news on and the media just makes up stories so they have something to say. For example, yesterday Texas was going to the Pac 10, the SEC and staying in the Big 12. All three things reported by different ESPN outlets in the same day. Basically they had no fucking clue. Example two: this oil spill. The governors of Florida and Alabama have come on TV begging tourists to come visit. You know why? The media is telling everyone that the spill is all up on the beaches. Well it isn't. Tourism is down like 75% in the Alabama coastal region for no reason other than the media is just making shit up. Oh no, 50 turtles found dead in Alabama! Umm Alabama is a big state. If I spread 50 turtles over their beaches you wouldn't even notice them.

Let's talk about O:FB. I think the final straw in O:FB was when the Bruins lost their 3-0 series lead and lost game seven after being up 3-0 in the game. That was the final O:FB blow. Boston is now free to recover. Of course if the Celts win we will have to institute a new O:FB. Why? Because if the Celts win we all know the Celts fans will be insufferable again. Or I guess continue to be insufferable. That's why O:FB exists. To humble New England. Seriously I would sell New England, CM included, back to the English for like 3 Thomas English Muffins and nekkid pictures of Beckham's wife....I believe both of those things are readily available too, but I don't care.

Let's talk about El Tardo's running diaries. They could be funny, I don't know. I can't print them out. That's dumb.

Alright, I have temranted or temblinged enough. I am going to go put deodorant on and get dressed (that's right, I wrote this in my towel after taking a shower) and go to work. I shaved and brushed my teeth before my shower so I don't need to do that.

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Steve said...

I have recently started shaving in the shower as opposed to before.

I have no intentions of going back.

Beth said...

"that's right, I wrote this in my towel after taking a shower"

You tease!

Beth said...

"I have recently started shaving in the shower as opposed to before."

Well duh, that's when I shave my legs too.

jugdish said...

Well duh, that's when I shave my legs too.



chuckle

jugdish said...

i liked rev's softball disclaimer on lovad last night

jugdish said...

im still not sure he really hit that

jugdish said...

twss

Beth said...

Is the rev softball stuff on facebook? I'm not familiar with it.

Steve said...

"Is the rev softball stuff on facebook? I'm not familiar with it."

^^^^^^^^^^^

Facebook and Twitter will be the end of LOV

jugdish said...

it is...rev said it was baseball and he was swinging at everything.

i submitted the forms to rev to see if i can post it on lov, just waiting to hear back

Steve said...

Would-be bin Laden assassin held in Pakistan

Calif. man, 52, was armed with pistol, sword and night-vision equipment


nice!

El Padrino said...

"I have recently started shaving in the shower as opposed to before.

I have no intentions of going back."

welcome to the club

El Padrino said...

"Is the rev softball stuff on facebook? I'm not familiar with it."

dont want to deal with that shit

El Padrino said...

nice post tem

BLUE said...

oil spill hasn't reached alabama yet.

coast is closed at Ft. Morgan, which is the very edge. Alabama coast line is only like 10 miles long though, so you might notice 50 turtles

jugdish said...

can you see this pic?

BLUE said...

I think i'm typing it in wrong...is GHM gone?

El Padrino said...

im pretty sure the oil reached the shores of alabama

in the form of tar balls

in fact this morning the wsj ran an article about how the alabama governor feels slighted saying he ordered all these booms and the coast gaurd intercepted the shipment and used them for louisiana

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BLUE said...

"im pretty sure the oil reached the shores of alabama"

yep it has. will cover the entire 10 miles of coast in the next few days...has not reached florida yet.

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what are you trying to say?


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BLUE said...

hey, i tried jug

BLUE said...

i want to go to tahiti

BLUE said...

because it seems close to titty

jugdish said...

i think there is some kind of FB to LOV ethics involved here...mize, can i get a ruling?

jugdish said...

because it seems close to titty



you might be disappointed

jugdish said...

that pic of rev surfing was pretty suite too

jugdish said...

s

BLUE said...

"i think there is some kind of FB to LOV ethics involved here...mize, can i get a ruling?"


it's only bad if meiz is kissing a dude in the picture

Steve said...

"i want to go to tahiti"

i've always dug this photo. it would be a great spot to stay.

BLUE said...

i have some friends who went to Bora Bora, said they loved it.

just a butt-ass long flight to get there

El Padrino said...

i think you have to sleep under a bug net though

and the flight is long, then a small plane or a ferry to get where your going

also it's like 6-10 g's

so yeah the screensaver is nice but the caribbean is better

Beth said...

"i've always dug this photo. it would be a great spot to stay."

I have a similar pic as the wallpaper on my work computer. ns

BLUE said...

"so yeah the screensaver is nice but the caribbean is better"


so's your mom

jugdish said...

so's your mom


/steve


fixed

tem said...

""I have recently started shaving in the shower as opposed to before."

i need a mirror

Steve said...

"just a butt-ass long flight to get there"


no doubt. get wasted at the airport and sleep it off on the plane.

Steve said...

"caribbean is better"

been there a few times, it's great but it's very American. kinda takes away from the exotic and foreign part of it.

Steve said...

"I have a similar pic as the wallpaper on my work computer. ns"


stop falling in love with me, Beth.

tem said...

yeah the no oil thing from the gov. was said by the gov. about 2 weeks ago.

Steve said...

"i need a mirror"

na, just wing it. it takes a few days to stop cutting yourself but after a while it's science.

tem said...

maybe 4 weeks ago now.

tem said...

i use an electric razor so cutting myself isn't really going to happen.

Steve said...

be interesting to see what he says tonight. i'm sure he'll talk tough on BP etc etc etc.

but i'm with Tem, the news is blowing it a bit out of proportion. it's bad...but not quite catastrophic.

BLUE said...

i hope it's waterproof

Steve said...

"i use an electric razor"

well then i would highly recommended not shaving in the shower. unless you want to prepare for the Tazer portion of the LOV Olympics.

jugdish said...

i shave in my truck on the way to work at red lights

BLUE said...

i just don't shave

tem said...

my razor is waterproof or whatever.

it is the one with the commercial whre the guy shaves in the shower.

Beth said...

"stop falling in love with me, Beth"

Stop stalking me.

Meiz said...

Ooh, double yellows in Ivory Coast v Portugal

kod said...

i just don't shave

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


I trim about once a month

tem said...

twss

Meiz said...

"I think i'm typing it in wrong...is GHM gone?"


Yeah. I discovered that a few days ago. End of an era.

Meiz said...

"i think there is some kind of FB to LOV ethics involved here...mize, can i get a ruling?"


I'm inclined to say there are some ethics involved. If you're anti-FB & something's on FB, tough shit. FB has privacy settings for a reason.


(Cue Spiff with the naked pics of us all)

Meiz said...

(Cue Spiff with the naked pics of us all)


dong?

/ep

BLUE said...

meiz is not in the trust tree

Steve said...

"If you're anti-FB & something's on FB, tough shit"


i'm gonna start an anti-FB LOV site and only anti-FB memebers can see the content.



S...maybe

El Padrino said...

let me know

Steve said...

speaking of nerdy it shit, i need a new home pc. mine is almost 10 years old. i think i've upgraded it all I can...it's time to pull the plug.

El Padrino said...

tem Fitch cut BP rating from AA to BBB

that's like 6 cuts and only 2 levels above junk status


bold

jugdish said...

bnu

jugdish said...

i'm gonna start an anti-FB LOV site and only anti-FB memebers can see the content.


i don't want to deal with that shit.

Beth said...

"i'm gonna start an anti-FB LOV site and only anti-FB memebers can see the content"

If you do, I'm there.

jugdish said...

its gonna happen now

El Padrino said...

hahahahaa

El Padrino said...

are we gonna to have (picinc) a no holds barred cage match between me and steve for the love of beth?

BLUE said...

tolt cmblue about the lOV adventure in ATL...she did not approve

jugdish said...

tolt cmblue about the lOV adventure in ATL...she did not approve



of the venue?

jugdish said...

the anti lov blog would be like reggie's coffee shop in Seinfeld

jugdish said...

anti FB

BLUE said...

yes, she said, the only reason you're going there is to hook up with that chick

BLUE said...

women are so irrational...

i told her "that's not the only reason"

Meiz said...

The site could be called Lordz Of No Time for That Shit, So Instead, We Decided To Put Together Our Own Site Instead Of Using Something That Is Already Conveniently Available.

jugdish said...

i think that name is already taken

Meiz said...

"women are so irrational...

i told her "that's not the only reason""


You have to tell her that you have oats that need sowing.

Meiz said...

EP would love Portugal's jerseys

Meiz said...

Err.. Ivory Coast's jerseys

Meiz said...

The orange ones.

tem said...

are they rainbows?

El Padrino said...

the fuck

El Padrino said...

why does cmblue know there is a chick on here

Steve said...

"are we gonna to have (picinc) a no holds barred cage match between me and steve for the love of beth?"


while your wating in the cage me, Beth and her bi-curious friends will be in a cab heading to the bar

Beth said...

"tolt cmblue about the lOV adventure in ATL...she did not approve"

Tell her to come along, you must have a sibling or parent or someone to watch the childrens*

Me cmblue, cgtif and mize's sis can do a girls' night out.

jugdish said...

make sure that cage can be locked from the outside


/beth

Steve said...

"The site could be called Lordz Of I Don't Give A Damn About Your Status Updates"


*fixed

Beth said...

My above comment was NS btw, although I'm sure the last thing any of you guys want is your significant other coming along.

Steve said...

reggiescoffeeshop.com is available.

jugdish said...

there is also a fan page on FB

BLUE said...

"why does cmblue know there is a chick on here"


perhaps it was the name "beth" that tipped her off.

BLUE said...

"The site could be called Lordz Of I Don't Give A Damn About Your Status Updates"


i don't have time for that shit

Meiz said...

"are they rainbows?"


Skin tight as skin tight can be

BLUE said...

so now the CU folks are spinning the Texas staying in the Big12 as a win for CU.

they get to play shittier teams, but still be in a BCS conference, if the Pac16 had come to fruition then they'd have had to play a bunch of tough games every year.

now cakewalks, and better travel destinations every year for sure.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'm inclined to say there are some ethics involved. If you're anti-FB & something's on FB, tough shit. FB has privacy settings for a reason.


(Cue Spiff with the naked pics of us all)"

facebook doesnt allow nekkid pics

if someone doesnt have the privacy settings on lockdown, its a go per meiz, got it

plus im not anti facebook, so everything and anything is a go, got it

Spaceman Spiff said...

O:FB we hardly knew ye

Spaceman Spiff said...

last night espn said utar* joining the pac 10

El Padrino said...

scott rolens #'s are silly

Meiz said...

"if someone doesnt have the privacy settings on lockdown, its a go per meiz, got it"


That's my opinion.

Meiz said...

"plus im not anti facebook..."


never said you were

kod said...

"the anti lov blog would be like reggie's coffee shop in Seinfeld"


ah, bizarro-LOV would be cool; I'd be tall, Meiz would be an eternal optimist, Steve would be in Mensa, etc.

El Padrino said...

"perhaps it was the name "beth" that tipped her off."

oh she peeped game

Spaceman Spiff said...

"never said you were"

never said you said i was, just applying your general comment to myself

BLUE said...

"last night espn said utar* joining the pac 10"

yesterday ESPN said Texas to the pac-10


but yeah...utah is the one rumored to be going, pac-10 said they would only add schools in 2's so they need another team. Might explore a couple of other big12 schools first though.

BLUE said...

big 12 has 10 teams

big 10 has 12 teams

and people wonder why our college athletes can't graduate in 4 years

Beth said...

"perhaps it was the name "beth" that tipped her off."

Does she think spiff is an astronaut?

jugdish said...

big 12 has 10 teams

big 10 has 12 teams

and people wonder why our college athletes can't graduate in 4 years



hilarity

jugdish said...

ah, bizarro-LOV would be cool; I'd be tall, Meiz would be an eternal optimist, Steve would be in Mensa, etc.


also hilarity

jugdish said...

ah, bizarro-LOV would be cool; I'd be tall, Meiz would be an eternal optimist, Steve would be in Mensa, etc.


beth would be a nun

rev would be here

Meiz said...

Why do they always have to use some newfangled ball for the world cup? The players always bitch about having to use a new ball that they're not used to or have seen before. Just use whatever they use in the top European leagues and be done with it.

Steve said...

Soccer Talk killed LOV.




It alwasy does.

Beth said...

"Why do they always have to use some newfangled ball for the world cup? The players always bitch about having to use a new ball that they're not used to or have seen before."

Totally agree, but then again without the new ball the US probably loses to England.

BLUE said...

is the new ball not round?

jugdish said...

is the new ball not round?


yes, but its heavy like a medicine ball

Beth said...

I was reading today that the new ball is taking such funny bounces that some teams are having their goalies try to stop american footballs in practice to get used to funny bounces.

BLUE said...

yeah, round bounces funny

BLUE said...

i think people are bitching so that the hooligans don't shoot them

Spaceman Spiff said...

this guy is the first to transfer out of USC

hilarity

Beth said...

I hope he transferred to South Carolina.

Steve said...

"The Republican nominee for a New Mexico (Tom Mullins) congressional seat suggested during a radio interview that the United States could place land mines along the Mexican border to secure the international boundary."

yea, Tom...I think it's time for you to sit a few plays out.

BLUE said...

"this guy is the first to transfer out of USC"

cue ugly kid joe?

BLUE said...

"yea, Tom...I think it's time for you to sit a few plays out."

i think it's a grand idea...except that the mexicans will tunnel under the land mines

Steve said...

I would still do her.

Steve said...

"except that the mexicans will tunnel under the land mines"


no doubt. plus, we would probably hire mexicans to put the mines in place so they would know excatly where they were.

El Padrino said...

"Wednesday night [Iron Chef Masaharu] Morimoto just got done golfing in Tahoe and then went to Manresa where they turned him away for wearing golf shorts." Manresa, with two Michelin stars, is the restaurant from chef David Kinch, the 2010 James Beard Award winner for Best Chef, Pacific region."


David Kinch will pay

Steve said...

Meiz, how's the not smoking thing going?

Steve said...

"Van der Sloot friend: He's a good person"


yea, you can have a seat right over there next to Tom

BLUE said...

76/84

did better on the older ones than the newer ones

Meiz said...

"Meiz, how's the not smoking thing going?"


Swimmingly. I've been extra tired though. And I don't know what to do with all this extra time I have on my hands. Probably gonna start running soon.

Keef said...

"scott rolens #'s are silly"


Same with Glaus. I don't get it

El Padrino said...

IS THIS EL PADRINO? - meaning was it linked before?

Steve said...

"76/84"

68/84

El Padrino said...

"Same with Glaus. I don't get it"

maybe it's 2002

Steve said...

"Swimmingly. I've been extra tired though"


Cold Turkey?

BLUE said...

"Probably gonna start running soon."

that won't get you in shape

Keef said...

73/84

BLUE said...

"IS THIS EL PADRINO? - meaning was it linked before?"

heard about this on the radio yesterday

Keef said...

"Probably gonna start running soon."

If you decide to make bets on this, I get 1st dibs

El Padrino said...

running is dumb

El Padrino said...

COLOV

Keef said...

"running is dumb"

Then how do you get 40 yards in 4.1 seconds?

tem said...

99/84

BLUE said...

tem is good

tem said...

"tem Fitch cut BP rating from AA to BBB

that's like 6 cuts and only 2 levels above junk status"


and it is up a dollar today.

wft? i don't get this crap sometimes.

tem said...

"Then how do you get 40 yards in 4.1 seconds?"

drive

El Padrino said...

chipper retiring

a true end to the braves with cox and chipper retiring

El Padrino said...

*at the end of the year

El Padrino said...

"wft? i don't get this crap sometimes."

the little guy never does

Steve said...

She's lost a step, but not bad at all.

Meiz said...

"Cold Turkey?"

Stone cone turkey

Keef said...

"the little guy never does"


cut

it

out

Meiz said...

"If you decide to make bets on this, I get 1st dibs"


What kind of bets?

Keef said...

I'm not a fan of cameron diaz at all

jugdish said...

running is dumb


not if you do it 40 yards at a time

Meiz said...

"running is dumb"

I am tired of being fat.

Keef said...

"What kind of bets?"


standard 2* day

El Padrino said...

"cut

it

out"

industry term

El Padrino said...

"I am tired of being fat."

dont you have real asthma?

stop it

Steve said...

"I'm not a fan of cameron diaz at all"


all down hill after Something About Marry

El Padrino said...

sometimes she looks hot, most not so much

BLUE said...

cameron diaz is hit or miss, usually miss...she looks more like the woman shrek than something about mary

El Padrino said...

wft karate kid made 58MM

this is bullshit

BLUE said...

watched the original over the weekend...classic

Keef said...

9/12

jugdish said...

i saw ateam last night. not too bad. the guy who played murdock was funny

Meiz said...

"dont you have real asthma?"


So does Ahman Green.

jugdish said...

watched the original over the weekend...classic


that one pulled in 3.99 over the weekend

BLUE said...

karate kid is getting decent reviews.

it's all from scientologists and people afraid of will smith, but good reviews none the less

Keef said...

"So does Ahman Green."

He only has to run 3.2 yards at a time

tem said...

its the smiths. they are great actors.

BLUE said...

i can never spelt that state that boston is in

jugdish said...

He only has to run 3.2 yards at a time


and he is lucky to get that

BLUE said...

i don't think he runs at all anymore

Steve said...

"karate kid is getting decent reviews."

the preview doesn't look like it totally sucks. plenty of nods to the original, jackie chan, little dudes kicking ass. all good things.

i'm just worried about the "cheeze" factor.

Keef said...

Better get that baseball bat out, rev

tem said...

8/12

tem said...

"He only has to run 3.2 yards at a time"

that's past the line of scrimmage.

it is like 3 yards or more for him to get to the line.

give the man some credit!

tem said...

people always come into my office and interupt me when i am sporcling. really fucks things up.

Keef said...

"that's past the line of scrimmage.

it is like 3 yards or more for him to get to the line.

give the man some credit!"


You're assuming I meant 3.2 from the line of scrimmage. Put your mat away

Keef said...

"people always come into my office and interupt me when i am sporcling. really fucks things up."



THANK YOU!

/mize

jugdish said...

Better get that baseball bat out, rev


i swing at everything

/rev

tem said...

"You're assuming I meant 3.2 from the line of scrimmage. Put your mat away
"

if you did not then you are incorrect. he runs farther than 3.2.

jugdish said...

sports talk guys talking about things like soccer and horse racing...it sucks, you don't watch it, and you don't know anything about it. stop acting like you do

Steve said...

MEXICO CITY - The bull charged and matador Christian Hernandez took off — across the ring, over the wall and into controversy.

The admittedly terrified torero was arrested after Sunday's botched bullfight at the Plaza Mexico, apparently for breach of contract, local media reported Monday.


HaHa. You Suck!

jugdish said...

if you did not then you are incorrect. he runs farther than 3.2


he is usually tackled for a loss and spraining his knee

Keef said...

"if you did not then you are incorrect. he runs farther than 3.2."

tem, hyperbole, hyperbole, tem

El Padrino said...

world cup horn

El Padrino said...

i'm annoying the shit out of everyone with the horn

this is fun

jugdish said...

i'm annoying the shit out of everyone with the horn


USA, USA, USA!!!


fixed

tem said...

"tem, hyperbole, hyperbole, tem"


no place for it on the intrawebs

El Padrino said...

floor secretary has recently stepped her game up

i see you boo

Keef said...

"no place for it on the intrawebs"

It's on the Merriman's website

El Padrino said...

why would a woman shop at dress barn?

fucked up name for a womans dress store

cows live in barns

Keef said...

some old man just returned some adult diapers to the Walgreens here. I hope they weren't used

tem said...

"It's on the Merriman's website"

i'll clean it up there next.

but first this site. once it is gone from here i will move the crusade to merriman's.

El Padrino said...

congrats on the 3rd yob kevin

jugdish said...

some old man just returned some adult diapers to the Walgreens here. I hope they weren't used



i've done that before

/tp

Steve said...

"El Padrino Said...
congrats on the 3rd yob kevin"


funny

Meiz said...

Today is NPH's birthday

Keef said...

"congrats on the 3rd yob kevin"


4th

El Padrino said...

who the fuck is that

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