Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Keno Sucks

You know how things that used to be cool fade away but then come back? Like bellbottoms and jean jackets? I wonder why powdered wigs never made a comeback. People wore the shit out of those in the 1700s, but haven't since. The founding fathers constantly wore that stuff to every event and then bam, nobody wore them. I wonder when they faded out of style. Who was the first rich dude to say screw it, this wig looks dumb? I bet wikipedia knows the answer but I am not going to look. I am going to let it be a mystery. Maybe Scooby Doo will show up to solve it.

For the record I always wanted to bang Daphne. And Daisy Duke. And Larry's girlfriend on Perfect Strangers. And Mokey the fraggle. OK not Mokey.

Strasburg vs The Pirates tonight. I'll take a normal 2 day* bet with someone. I say he takes the loss and gives up 4 ER or more. First person to accept the terms is my betting partner. If he wins the "Pirates are just like a AAA team" jokes will be flying around the intraweb machine.

I am not down with the best player in the MLB draft being named Bryce.

UFC talk: I am taking Franklin over Liddel. I think Chuckie has too many miles on him. Ace has a lot too though. Should be a good fight, but I doubt I will be shelling out the bucks for it. Will have to see what else is going on.

Mega jinx has been imposed by every media outlet on the Lakers. As soon as that Phil is like 49-0 when being up 1-0 in the series stat came out you knew OF:B was not going strong. Apparently it is now O:FLA.....side note, does the colon go after the 'o'?

Blackhawks can close out the Flyers tonight. Rev will be sad if the Flyers lose, but unbearable if they win. Good thing he never comes around here anymore.

In Soccer news Woody Harrelson made a goal in some charity event. Also there is a big tournament going on and it apparently smells.

That's all I got now. So go get your wig and bring the powdered wig back.

362 comments:

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Beth said...

So who is doing the big World Cup preview post?

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Beth said...

"Who was the first rich dude to say screw it, this wig looks dumb? I bet wikipedia knows the answer but I am not going to look."

Why waste your time looking it up on wiki when we can just ask TP? I'm sure he remembers when that happened.

BLUE said...

colon goes after the o

operation: dumbo drop

operation: footlong mozz stick

operation: bang hot chicks

BLUE said...

but here at LoV we don't seem to be worried with the details so you can put the colon wherever you want

hell make it a semicolon

Steve said...

"Who was the first rich dude to say screw it, this wig looks dumb?"

A tax was levied in 1795 on hair powder, which more or less brought the whole fashion to an end by 1800.

bible

El Padrino said...

Daphne

no doubt

BLUE said...

daphne was the nerdy one with the big tits?

tem said...

"A tax was levied in 1795 on hair powder, which more or less brought the whole fashion to an end by 1800.
"

ys, c?

El Padrino said...

"daphne was the nerdy one with the big tits?"

no, purple dress with scarf

tem said...

"daphne was the nerdy one with the big tits?"

ys, c?

El Padrino said...

that gladiator graveyard is cool

BLUE said...

oh velma was the nerdy one with big tits

thought tem was going velma

who didn't want to bone daphne?

jugdish said...

A tax was levied in 1795 on hair powder, which more or less brought the whole fashion to an end by 1800


W's fault

jugdish said...

A tax was levied in 1795 on hair powder, which more or less brought the whole fashion to an end by 1800



they better not tax the sundress!

/Mize

BLUE said...

they tax tobacco

BLUE said...

and liquor

BLUE said...

i get no representation from those taxes

BLUE said...

but, at least there's no tax on tea

BLUE said...

well if you don't count sales tax


our four* fathers would be so pissed

tem said...

"who didn't want to bone daphne?"

big gay al

El Padrino said...

i would fuck velma

El Padrino said...

chubby chicks are a good fuck
and a great blow job, it's like a stick like cupcake to them

jugdish said...

cartoons suck


/keef

tem said...

you'd fuck Mokey fraggle

El Padrino said...

i dont recall who that is, must be from fraggle rock

El Padrino said...

Mokey (Kathryn Mullen) represents a highly spiritual[citation needed] and artistic type (she recites poetry, sketches and paints), and usually remains quiet and contemplative, though even she can get annoyed from time to time. She functions as the optimist of the group, trying to see the best in everyone and everything, and comforting her friends when no such "bright side" can be found. According to episode 15, Mokey can make friends quite easily because of her optimistic personality. Though spiritual and serene, Mokey has the dangerous job of procuring radishes from the Gorgs' garden. Mokey has mauve skin and light blue green hair; she wears a greyish brown cardigan. She also wears the pop-top from a soda can as a necklace pendant.


a hippie

tem said...

yes a hippie. and a puppet.

and you'd fuck it.

El Padrino said...

i think biden is gay

ns

El Padrino said...

i cant fuck a puppet, it's dead

El Padrino said...

obama cant even talk to high schoolers without a teleprompter

you think he uses a teleprompter to talk to his wife or kids?

tem said...

is it really dead? it was never alive, can it be dead?

tem said...

and you can fuck dead things. just ask a necropheliac (sp?).

BLUE said...

a puppet wasn't alive, so not really dead

BLUE said...

double dragon

El Padrino said...

oh excuse me

tem said...

apology accepted

El Padrino said...

lick my balls

BLUE said...

nope, they're dead

Steve said...

"yes a hippie. and a puppet.

and you'd fuck it."

EP is, without a doubt, the most likely LOVr to have a sex doll

BLUE said...

"EP is, without a doubt, the most likely LOVr to have a sex doll"

i'll take freak in that pool

kod said...

I'm gonna go with Meiz on that one

kod said...

last day of bed-rest for me; back to work tomorrow. I'm actually looking forward to just getting out of the house tomorrow

oh, and I was finally able to shower today (first time since last Thursday)....that was loooong overdue.

kod said...

Vicodin really didn't do shit for me; I guess I should have taken 2 or 3 at a time, but I was only given 30 of em.

tem said...

take as few as possible in order to make the most money when you sell them later.

tem said...

the " the most likely LOVr to" game could be fun.


most likely to kill someone
most likely to move in with parents
most likely to die first
most likely to show up on the local news
most liekly to open her own whorehouse

Meiz said...

"I'm gonna go with Meiz on that one"

What the fuck is this?

I hope your nut pulls a complete 360* and decides to die.

tem said...

el pad, is BP a good buy now?

tem said...

ftr if teejer counts i'll go with him as most likely to fuck a doll.

Meiz said...

"the " the most likely LOVr to" game could be fun.


most likely to kill someone
most likely to move in with parents
most likely to die first
most likely to show up on the local news
most liekly to open her own whorehouse"


I'm a top nominee for 4 out of the 5.

El Padrino said...

"EP is, without a doubt, the most likely LOVr to have a sex doll"

that would be wrong

BLUE said...

"el pad, is BP a good buy now?"

yes

tem said...

i'll probably have to jump back into the game then and buy some bp.

El Padrino said...

"el pad, is BP a good buy now?"

i wouldnt, but i would buy some call options on them, august ones

if they get that relief well done it could shoot up

tem said...

"but i would buy some call options on them"

i am too dumb to execute a move like this.

i can buy and sell stocks. that is all.

kod said...

"I hope your nut pulls a complete 360* and decides to die."

-yikes man, that's harsh. You do seem quite stabby today

kod said...

and believe me, if any of you ever have to go through anything like this (AHIIK); I doubt you would wish this even on your worst enemy

kod said...

for the first day it's like someone has your nuts in a vice grip and clamps it tight

the next few days it's a little better; more like getting kicked repeatedly in the nuts

now, just a persistent dull ache and the fear I may become half the man I used to be

El Padrino said...

"i am too dumb to execute a move like this.

i can buy and sell stocks. that is all."

stop it, your a goddam scientist
also it's cheaper but a tad more risky

tem said...

is the risk -160?

El Padrino said...

so for instance

July Calls for BP with a strike price of 36 is $2.45

If you buy 5 of them thats $1225.

Now the goal of this purchase is to see BP go above and beyond $36, preferably the sooner the better because they expire the thrid saturday of July, if it does you sell the option and make money

Meiz said...

"I may become half the man I used to be"


2'9"?

tem said...

i don't think i have the means to make such a purchase.

Meiz said...

"Now the goal of this purchase is to see BP go above and beyond $36, preferably the sooner the better because they expire the thrid saturday of July, if it does you sell the option and make money"


That's a massive jump, no?

I'd stick with buying and waiting out the profits. I wish I had some spare money to stick into BP.

kod said...

"2'9"?'"

-no, but I appreciate you giving me the extra couple inches there (twss)

El Padrino said...

"That's a massive jump, no?"


ys, a?

BLUE said...

yeah, BP will be just fine when gas prices sky rocket back up in another 2 years

Spaceman Spiff said...

"and you can fuck dead things. just ask a necropheliac (sp?)."

yea ask this guy

BLUE said...

and when they start pumping oil out of the moon

BLUE said...

BP is at 34.50

you made it sound like they were at 2.45 to the meizman

Meiz said...

"you made it sound like they were at 2.45 to the meizman"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

that pic is allegedly real

BLUE said...

so right now the option puts you in the hole by a buck..so the stock has to get to $37 to break even and above to make money

kod said...

I wish I had some spare money to stick into BP.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


-I'd still hold off another few weeks (I think it will continue to drop for the next month or two); but yeah, it is going to take off again. Oil companies and record profits are like sex with Kobe Bryant; you might not like it but it's gonna happen anyway so deal with it (recycled FG joke there)

jugdish said...

I wish I had some spare money to stick into BP.



that's not all i want to stick in BP!


/steve

Steve said...

"that's not all i want to stick in BP!"

I didn't know you mom's initials were BP.

Beth said...

"I didn't know you mom's initials were BP."

That made me laugh.

Spaceman Spiff said...

steve made a fake beth account

kod said...

heh heh heh; that was funny

-31 and still enjoying "your mom" jokes; awesome

Beth said...

"steve made a fake beth account"

Beth's already fake.

/zeke

Steve said...

"-31 and still enjoying "your mom" jokes; awesome"

32. and mom jokes are awesome.

jugdish said...

steve made a fake beth account


chuckle

tem said...

beth isn't real? /lp

jugdish said...

BP = beth's pussy in my steve comment

Beth said...

"BP = beth's pussy in my steve comment"

Damn jug,that's really offensive to me, way too crude.

s

jugdish said...

summer is filling up...suite

jugdish said...

Damn jug,that's really offensive to me, way too crude.


was that the fake beth account from steve again?

El Padrino said...

"BP is at 34.50

you made it sound like they were at 2.45 to the meizman"

no i didnt
he just doesnt know what a stike price is or an option for that matter

El Padrino said...

"Bad news for the U.S. taxpayer. General Motors is recalling 1.37 million vehicles due to a problem involving the windshield wiper fluid system.

Apparently, the fluid system can catch fire on many GM models."

Spaceman Spiff said...

speaking of catch fire

hilarity GIF

El Padrino said...

“It’s hard to play in New York and fly under the radar. Every performance is magnified… So, while he’s played a lot of good of baseball over the last two years, perhaps the most impressive thing about Angel Pagan is how underrated he still appears to be… Pagan is the classic jack of all trades, master of none, and his skillset is routinely undervalued for its lack of any one outstanding trait… He’s the National League’s version of David DeJesus – just a good quality player who never gets the recognition he deserves.”


meiz, fuck you

kod said...

I think if I were ever to change jobs, I'd like to be a lobbyist for lending reform

kod said...

of course, I'd have to leave Bemidji, which ain't happening for quite a while, if ever

Meiz said...

"no i didnt
he just doesnt know what a stike price is or an option for that matter"


So you did. Got it.

Steve said...

Miss Underwood looking good

to much makeup though, she alwasy has tons of makeup on.

El Padrino said...

and she doesnt need it

Steve said...

i just did a quick google search. i can't find a pic of her without makeup.


she might be a hidden uggo

Meiz said...

wall

Keef said...

"Blackhawks can close out the Flyers tonight. Rev will be sad if the Flyers lose, but unbearable if they win. Good thing he never comes around here anymore."

They play tomorrow, temford

tem said...

"no i didnt
he just doesnt know what a stike price is or an option for that matter
"


so you did, got it.

Keef said...

"i cant fuck a puppet, it's dead"


oh you have standards all of a sudden?

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tem said...

"she might be a hidden uggo"

stop it

tem said...

"They play tomorrow, temford"

you read the post a day early.

Spaceman Spiff said...

sucker punch barrage, flash KO

Meiz said...

New kid needs to hurry up & get a job. He's got the worst attitude on earth.

Meiz said...

You've got to understand that even though you feel you're above this job, you cannot fucking act like it around these people.

El Padrino said...

nice vid

El Padrino said...

no i didnt

El Padrino said...

New kid needs to hurry up & get a job. He's got the worst attitude on earth.

hi meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

"you cannot fucking act like it around these people."

why not, is he gonna get fired

kod said...

"You've got to understand that even though you feel you're above this job, you cannot fucking act like it around these people."

-I deal with that kind of crap from time to time myself, and it's a big pet peeve of mine. Look, I know you're underpaid, but you are still PAID, so suck it up or move along.

tem said...

i thought meiz liked the new kid era

kod said...

it's not like we can adjust our work effort relative to our pay scale; yet, too many people seem to have this mindset ("I'm special, I deserve better, so fuck this place")

kod said...

end kodrant

Meiz said...

"why not, is he gonna get fired"


Not a chance

Steve said...

keep fucking around

Meiz said...

He's a fucking mouth breather. Close your fuckin mouth

tem said...

mouth breather + close talker = horrible combo

El Padrino said...

yeah those people need to die

Meiz said...

I am pure piss & vinegar right now

tem said...

we need to arm meiz and see what happens.

tem said...

i am thinking about getting a handgun and getting my conceal carry permit.

kod said...

"she might be a hidden uggo"

stop it"

-yeah, makeup can't do miracles, if it could, every chick would be hot

El Padrino said...

guns kill

kod said...

"i am thinking about getting a handgun and getting my conceal carry permit."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

-between having to go after some pretty dangerous people in Court, cmkod's stalker, and sdkod2's co-felons they pointed the finger on, cmkod and I have gotten a number of threats since we got married.

El Padrino said...

learn kay-ra-tay

David Silver's friend blew his head off accidentially

tem said...

i took some karate.

tem said...

bullets kill

Meiz said...

"-between having to go after some pretty dangerous people in Court, cmkod's stalker, and sdkod2's co-felons they pointed the finger on, cmkod and I have gotten a number of threats since we got married."


Good lord.

Meiz said...

If you guys get pistolas you gotta get at least a .45

jugdish said...

i took some karate.



chuckle

BLUE said...

bgblue called me a douchebag yesterday (ns)

you gotta love them kids

jugdish said...

i took some karate.



i'm picturing you like Kramer...in the class with the kids

jugdish said...

you gotta love them kids



they can be very perceptive


s

BLUE said...

her mom calls me that a lot, so yeah

tem said...

"i'm picturing you like Kramer...in the class with the kids"

one of my belt tests was doing joint locks on an 8yr old because he was the only other person testing at the time.

Steve said...

"bgblue called me a douchebag yesterday (ns)"


were you acting like a douchebag?

tem said...

bgblue calls em like she sees em

BLUE said...

talking with co-workers:

cw1: that shirt looks great, what's your favorite color

cw2: grape

me: grape is a fruit not a color

cw1 and 2: no, grape is a color

me: that's like asking what's your favorite flavor of kool-aid and you saying purple

cw2: it's not at all like that, purple is a gross flavor of Kool-Aid

me: ::douchebags::

kod said...

"i'm picturing you like Kramer...in the class with the kids"

I was picturing him like Dwight, bringing it to work with him

kod said...

"me: ::douchebags::"

-funny exchange, they must have confused purple with orange

kod said...

or grape with orange or whatever

BLUE said...

these are the geniuses that work with me

take that meiz

BLUE said...

see now kod is doing it

tem said...

grapes are green red and purple.

which grape was it?

tem said...

grape is an ape

BLUE said...

it was grape

tem said...

she was wearing a fruit?

tem said...

what color was the grape?

tem said...

the fruit of the loom people wear grapes

kod said...

so did Tosh for a little while

BLUE said...

the shirt wasn't grape, I don't think. Grape is her favorite color...maybe because it can be any of a multitude of colors

BLUE said...

kod twisted his grape

kod said...

cold Red Baron cheese pizza leftovers


eh; it'll do

kod said...

"kod twisted his grape"

turned em into grapefruits

Meiz said...

are seedless grapes vegetables?

tem said...

no they are delicious.

El Padrino said...

what a retarded half hour on lov

BLUE said...

wow, cue the uncle joey song

BLUE said...

are cucumbers vegetables?

El Padrino said...

yes it's a veggie

El Padrino said...

ESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

El Padrino said...

cukes are fruits

BLUE said...

25/28

kod said...

"wow, cue the uncle joey song"

Blue's got it now

BLUE said...

it felt good, felt right

El Padrino said...

24/28

lost 10 seconds clicking

kod said...

24

I knew 26, but time dun ran out

Keef said...

"i took some karate."


KARATE IS A NOUN!!

/mize

BLUE said...

isn't it a noun in that sentence?

BLUE said...

took would be the verb?

Keef said...

"isn't it a noun in that sentence?"

Yes, but that wasn't the point

Keef said...

11/20

Keef said...

24/32

Keef said...

mize

El Padrino said...

soccer sporcle but

Keef said...

LP

Keef said...

"soccer sporcle but"

just name countries

El Padrino said...

1. Do you speak fluent in Spanish?

2. Do you possess proficiency in MS Office?

3. Do you understand OSHA requirements/Safety elements of a cleaning/janitorial business?

4. Do you possess a Bachelor's degree?

5. Do you have 5+ years experience in Sales/Operations Management with a cleaning/janitorial business?



speed bump here meiz

Keef said...

"speed bump here meiz"

I didn't read the description, just copied the link from an email

Meiz said...

This is awful

jugdish said...

6. Have you worked with a dummy for 1+ years?

kod said...

sounds like they are looking for a very limited pool of applicants; 5+ years experience in Sales/Operations Management with a cleaning/janitorial business? Coupled with fluency in Spanish and experience with OSHA? Yeah, good luck with that

tem said...

3/20

Spaceman Spiff said...

Annie got a ticket for using the cellphone on the road! waaaaaaaaa

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tem said...

21/28

Keef said...

LP will love this

kod said...

20/20

-hooray, my first perfect sporcle

tem said...

17/32

kod said...

17/32

tem said...

strasburg bet is off the table now.

nobody took it.

El Padrino said...

great family environment that citizens bank park

Spaceman Spiff said...

8 Ks, 5 BBs for strasburg

tem said...

those parents are from NY

kod said...

"Leake has thrived thus far in Cincinnati, fully under the radar. He knows Strasburg. He told USA Today that Strasburg was "overweight, pouty and used to cry'' when he was taken out of games, when both were 11 and on the same traveling team."


haha Stasburg; face

Spaceman Spiff said...

"great family environment that citizens bank park"

agonz thought so as well and handed out a couple souvenirs

Spaceman Spiff said...

pushing

Spaceman Spiff said...

this

Meiz said...

I am sweating my balls off right now

Spaceman Spiff said...

bish

tem said...

lblocksrfadg

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